/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50698981]

Ah, another day working from home doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.50699002]

How?

[Anonymous No.50699003]

>>50698981
based

[Anonymous No.50699013]

>>50699002
Sitting on the sofa watching Jackass on netflix while my gitlab pipelines run

[Anonymous No.50699019]

>>50699002
ask your momma

[Anonymous No.50699045]

I am a wfh amateur myself. Not sure if I should just take the leap and become a wfh professional.
By amateur I mean I keep manually wiggling the mouse of my work pc every 20 minutes or so, to keep the skype on green.
Don't have access to change much settings, so there isn't anything I can do about it except invest in some kind of machine to move the mouse for me.

[Anonymous No.50699147]

STILL WAGIES

[Anonymous No.50699186]

>>50699045
>By amateur I mean I keep manually wiggling the mouse of my work pc every 20 minutes or so

Just get a watch (not digital) and put your mouse on top of it. The second hand will trigger the movement. Or put some tape under the scanner and flip the mouse upside down in front of a desk fan so the tape flops around triggering movement

[Anonymous No.50699212]

>>50699045
>>50699186
are you fucking retarded? just use autohotkey you monkeys

[Anonymous No.50699373]

up

[Anonymous No.50699601]

same
it's so peaceful that it gets boring which forces me to play time raiders on the office clock kek

[Anonymous No.50699664]

>>50698981
Cheers king, same

[Anonymous No.50699684]

>>50699045
mouse mover on amazon

[Anonymous No.50699835]

>>50699045
How can you simply be "on green status" all day and be considered to be working. What kind of job is this lol, shouldn't you be in meetings with people, calendar filled with conference calls etc?

[Anonymous No.50699863]

>>50699835
hey roastie

[Anonymous No.50699885]

Being a bitDAO holder and not having to work a day in my damn life is peak.

[Anonymous No.50699938]

>>50699835
not samefag but just attend your meetings get done what you have to get done and chill out the other 6 hours of the day

IT is bliss

[Anonymous No.50699963]

>>50698981
Holy fucking based anon. Same here. Currently waiting for the daily stand up where I will say "ticket is progressing as expected" and then do nothing.

[Anonymous No.50699989]

>>50698981
>tfw hybrid

Fuck

[Anonymous No.50700009]

>>50699863
There are no women on the 4chan anon

[Anonymous No.50700019]

>>50699989
Hybrid is the worst. You cant really move to a cheaper location and you have to commute 2-3 times a day. And you just know youre one psycho manager/VP away from being in the office fulltime.

[Anonymous No.50703414]

bump

[Anonymous No.50704729]

>>50698981
same, feels goodman - easy money, good life, time to do anything I want

[Anonymous No.50704854]

>>50698981
Wtf do WFH people even do? There can’t be this much demand for remote jobs that Rahadesh in Calcutta couldn’t do for $1.50 an hour compared to the amount of niggers that claim to be doing it.

[Anonymous No.50704939]

>>50698981
>>50704854
It's simple really, Sumesh Pooja doesn't understand business objectives or have good soft skills bc ESL. 1 onshore manhour is worth 4 offshore for this reason.

I did nothing for 2 weeks except basic documentation work and my boss gave me kudos in front of my entire chapter.

[Anonymous No.50704986]

>wake up
>stake my usdt yields on qom and shib
>play videogames for about 17.5 hours
>gn
>repeat

[Anonymous No.50705027]

another day of working on side projects that directly benefit my sector at work because i am fortunate enough to have my hobby and my job aligned and genuinely love going to work
imagine being so bad at your job you actually equate it to slavery lol

[Anonymous No.50706575]

>>50698981
Ah another day working at work and doing absolutely nothing while also getting free food and drinks. WFH trannies seethe.