/smg/ Stock Market General

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50698544]

stock market discussion thread

pic related ate the links

Previous thread
>50697412

[Anonymous No.50698571]

First for nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.50698574]

everyone filter baggot

[Anonymous No.50698592]

PELOSI STEPPING DOWN THE STAIRS

[Anonymous No.50698598]

AN OLD WOMAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.50698602]

God what a boring day

[Anonymous No.50698611]

somebody bake an actual thread

[Anonymous No.50698618]

>>50698544
No links?!?

[Anonymous No.50698628]

This is just like living through ww2

[Anonymous No.50698647]

Is the market really gonna rally on Nancy not getting shot down?

[Anonymous No.50698656]

>>50698544
>>50698611

green day from here

[Anonymous No.50698663]

>>50698618
What did he expect to happen?

[Anonymous No.50698665]

Fuck this market, where are my cheapies? Any other cash gangsters seething?

[Anonymous No.50698679]

Why did my puts go down like 70%

I thought Pelosi was going to Taiwan

[Anonymous No.50698682]

what the fuck are wash sales and how do i get rid of them? i buy a stock and im already down 2% and have to make it up before going positive.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50698686]

>>50698647
yeah turns out chyna is a paper tiger and won't do shit. we should build an embassy in taiwan and offer them a seat in nato.

[Anonymous No.50698691]

>>50698647
No it's 8 levels deep if then nestings that drives the market. The people who sold only sold because other people would sell because other people would sell in fear etc recursion

[Anonymous No.50698693]

PLTRCHADS WE'RE DOING IT

[Anonymous No.50698699]

>>50698544
NOT LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.50698708]

>>50698663
Exactly what happened. He made an executive decision and it was a Chad move.

[Anonymous No.50698722]

>>50698679

[Anonymous No.50698726]

this is just like the 10.3% fake cpi report causing the market to rally when the real 9.3% came out. Stir up a load of vague fud about nancy's visit then rally the markets when nothing happens. like what the fuck were they expecting china to shoot down the speaker of the house with a nuke? another day another clown market. fucking intolerable

[Anonymous No.50698733]

The other thread is still up because this giant faggot created a new one too early. You need to go back faggots
>>50697412

[Anonymous No.50698741]

looks like, dare i say it, another biden win

[Anonymous No.50698758]

Market is ripping because China pussied out

[Anonymous No.50698765]

>>50698758
That's a man

[Anonymous No.50698789]

[Anonymous No.50698790]

Pelosi had an advanced dead mans switch to short the market, always one step ahead

[Anonymous No.50698795]

How is pelosi living bullish?

[Anonymous No.50698814]

>>50698708
I guess he quit his job.

[Anonymous No.50698813]

>>50698544
>trolling outside of /b/
Goodbye baggot

[Anonymous No.50698818]

>>50698795
she's insider trading personified

[Anonymous No.50698824]

>>50698722
WOWOWOW A WHOLE HECKIN ONE HALF OF ONE PERCENT OMG BUY BUY BUYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.50698834]

>>50698679
Crab until Friday.

[Anonymous No.50698845]

WWIII canceled. Lets pump this bitch!

[Anonymous No.50698864]

>>50698795
she represents the hegemony of the law and market controllers.

[Anonymous No.50698879]

>>50698845
not so fast, anon
we need to thetaburn the bulls who fomod calls

[Anonymous No.50698883]

WOAH HKD $1182

[Anonymous No.50698897]

>>50698845
>pump the market back to ath quick don't worry that we are setting record inflation/ food shortages/ unemployment and that we are in a recession JUST BUY

[Anonymous No.50698898]

i bought 1 share of tqqq just to see what ((They)) would do and it started to crab down. Dont think I dont know youre just waiting for me to buy market makers, Im onto you.

[Anonymous No.50698901]

Are there any dog related ETFs available?

[Anonymous No.50698919]

>>50698864
Bad answer
>>50698818
Good answer

[Anonymous No.50698922]

>>50698544
Chihuahuas are so fucking worthless lmao

[Anonymous No.50698932]

>>50698864
I should never had fought back against cv regulations and just let the sheep get slaughtered. It’s what they deserve

[Anonymous No.50698939]

>>50698883
Textbook chink pnd, it's going to be exciting to see this thing implode.

[Anonymous No.50698955]

>>50698663
Obviously fake viral tik tok. Look at how they all scoot back in a controlled manner

[Anonymous No.50698959]

Even more bulls got trapped after this little charade making the next leg down ever more violent. The next few weeks will be fucking glorious.
With rates going higher and the market mispricing the hikes we're in for some chop.

Next up: Economic warfare and EPS armageddon

[Anonymous No.50698960]

Sell SIGA here and buy GOVX

[Anonymous No.50698988]

>>50698824
Plz post more of this salty cartoons with the chad edit

[Anonymous No.50698997]

>>50698898
lol i did the same thing yesterday STOP COPYING ME STOP FOLLOWING ME WHY IS THE CAPTCHA SO HARD

[Anonymous No.50699000]

>MRO and MPC are both "Marathon"
>But separate companies

[Anonymous No.50699009]

>>50698959
Haven't you learned by now? nothing ever happens, especially when somebody says it will on 4chan

[Anonymous No.50699011]

>HKD

fuck you guys for talking me out of chink stocks

[Anonymous No.50699036]

>>50698988
Buy CHWY

[Anonymous No.50699041]

>>50698824
Is there any benefit to associating with women at all anymore?

[Anonymous No.50699049]

>>50699036
now show me the rule 34

[Anonymous No.50699050]

>>50698898
whenever you enter a position they hedge against yours. market is entirely dependent on what big money does with their longs/shorts

[Anonymous No.50699059]

My SQQQ has been obliterated. Anyone else bagholding

[Anonymous No.50699063]

>>50699041
bearish on women (ticker: CNT)

[Anonymous No.50699064]

bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap bull trap bear trap

[Anonymous No.50699066]

>>50698758
>China pussied out
fuck was anyone expecting to happen? china nukes the speaker of the house over international waters? if anyone needed further evidence that this market is still controlled by adhd zoomzooms reacting to news stories like they're in a tom clancy novel, this is it.

[Anonymous No.50699067]

>French Health Minister Francois Braun Says 2271 People Now Infected With Monkeepox In France
Gay sex bros, WGMI

[Anonymous No.50699069]

>>50699036
straight men dont drink smoothies

[Anonymous No.50699071]

>>50698897

[Anonymous No.50699075]

>>50699059
im bag holding since last monday sir with a cost basis of 46. how about you?

[Anonymous No.50699076]

>>50699009
>nothing ever happens, especially when somebody says it will on 4chan
But it has, and it is happening right now, people just refuse to listen. Cognitive bias is a hell of a drug when you're married to your position.

[Anonymous No.50699077]

You know, I'm not some big fan of VWAP or anything, but is VWAP going to matter like fucking ever again? Will there ever be another day, ever again, where the market just does normal shit and we don't all have to wonder if if PPT is assfucking us with game theory to make us go dick holes for joe faggot?

[Anonymous No.50699083]

>>50699059
you shorted the bottom

[Anonymous No.50699088]

>>50698960
No

[Anonymous No.50699089]

>>50699041
>they don't put in effort to keep in shape
>never have anything interesting to say
>emotional and vapid

there never was, but they have only gotten worse now

[Anonymous No.50699093]

>>50699059
I literally have a bag from $59 because I refuse to realize a loss. My average-in is $46 tho.

[Anonymous No.50699098]

>>50699083
yeah, we officially enter a recession and then the market irrationally pumps five days in a row, so that's the bottom. Makes total sense.

[Anonymous No.50699104]

>>50699077
VWAP only matters if you're selling bulk for a client and not trying to spook the market.

[Anonymous No.50699105]

>>50699098
>we officially enter a recession
not officially

[Anonymous No.50699109]

>>50699083
Reminder that these people were calling the bottom when SPY was at $420 lmao.

[Anonymous No.50699118]

>>50699105
Yes we did. We are literally, officially, by definition, in a FUCKING RECESSION.
Because the current presidential administration SUCKS DICK AT THEIR JOBS.

[Anonymous No.50699119]

>>50698765
Does this look like a man to you?

[Anonymous No.50699122]

>tfw nancy pelosi saved the bull run and BTFO chyna on the same day

[Anonymous No.50699124]

>"Stock Market gains as Nancy Pelosi arrives safely in Taiwan."

[Anonymous No.50699125]

left is right up is down wrong is right good is bad green is red gay is straight

[Anonymous No.50699130]

>>50699109
that was actually a joke because 420.69 is a meme but ok

[Anonymous No.50699135]

>>50699098
Well markets start recovering, what, two thirds of the way through recessions?

[Anonymous No.50699138]

>>50699069
i drink smoothies and im not gay
smoothies are convenient and delicious

[Anonymous No.50699139]

>>50699118
>by definition
they changed it, so no

[Anonymous No.50699140]

>>50699098
umm sweaty we changed it so it's not a recession remember?

[Anonymous No.50699142]

>>50699076
friend i have like 400 dollars total in the stock market. I am pretty sure there's a depression coming but it's not going to happen over a single week and the libs will keep the whole house of cards propped up by any means necessary until after elections then do a quick rug pull, let everything collapse, blame the republicans and start the media cycles gearing up for the presidential elections in 2024

[Anonymous No.50699146]

>>50699124
I love her
Obviously not Nancy

[Anonymous No.50699151]

https://www.twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1554373432703434752

[Anonymous No.50699157]

Watch mpc pump to 115
Laugh with me as we reach a new paradigm

[Anonymous No.50699162]

>>50699146
1) she was on another place
2) she's already been in taiwan

[Anonymous No.50699163]

>>50699119
Actually yes, very much so. Let me show you what a woman is.

[Anonymous No.50699167]

>>50698618
Dinner and a show? Yes please. The 3 month is above the 10 year. Wouldnt it be funny if the market tanks now? For 0 reason. After having rallied last week for 0 reason

[Anonymous No.50699172]

What's the opposite of a dead cat bounce?

[Anonymous No.50699174]

>>50699139
oh ok what's the new definition of a recession, "when a republican is in office?"
The point stands that we're in a fucking recession, yet we just watched the market pump like 10% for literally no reason. It's retarded to call it the bottom.

I wish you guys could stop ruining society with bullshit PR for even just five fucking minutes a day.

[Anonymous No.50699176]

>>50699069
>he doesn't blend fruit and veggies in his protein shakes
ngmi

[Anonymous No.50699180]

>>50699151
>https://www.twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1554373432703434752
he isn't taking into account that the EU will stop buying oil off russia at the first of next year. Sometime around January will be peak oil prices.

[Anonymous No.50699183]

Boise Cascade Chads, our earnings call is live!

[Anonymous No.50699184]

>>50699172
Live cat splat?

[Anonymous No.50699191]

AMD earnings, i'm gonna cummy.

[Anonymous No.50699192]

the nasdaq is staying closely in bounds with a change of 0%. i think we did it bros. i think the market finally found the perfect price.

[Anonymous No.50699193]

>>50699172
alive stationary dog?

[Anonymous No.50699196]

>>50699184
Chinese Setpoint Zig

[Anonymous No.50699200]

>>50699174
No, Uncle Joe shuffled onto the stage and said the recession is cancelled. Didn't you here? That's a Biden win!

[Anonymous No.50699211]

>>50698544
Who else is all in on KO?

[Anonymous No.50699213]

I have one (1) green trade out of 106 open trades.

[Anonymous No.50699219]

Good analysis on inflation.

https://youtu.be/464RPSGmZdM

[Anonymous No.50699220]

Svix bros, we can't lose.

[Anonymous No.50699221]

>>50699135
wait so are you implying during this whole bear market thing we had the past 9 months now the economy was actually recovered or was already recovering? is this what it means to heal?

[Anonymous No.50699225]

[Anonymous No.50699226]

>>50699098
yes, the market is forward looking. is this your first week here?

[Anonymous No.50699237]

So should we load 430 calls in SPY?

[Anonymous No.50699240]

>>50699226
It can't be the bottom when it just spiked upward, is this your first day on Earth?

[Anonymous No.50699241]

>>50699124

yep, Nancy shit tested the chinks and they failed. Now the (((investors))) know that the chinks are good little goy slaves that will keep buying US debt and working 14 hours a day.

[Anonymous No.50699244]

>>50699225

[Anonymous No.50699245]

>>50699237
>SPY
Strange way to spell SIGA

[Anonymous No.50699249]

>>50698682
You can't buy the same stock or a similar one within 30 days or it rolls over your cost basis.

[Anonymous No.50699251]

How stupid is my strategy? I buy and hold sp500 and sell otm puts on risky tech stocks like sofi with margin. I have been assigned twice and sold them both break even. If I normally put in 500 a month on spy this is gaining me an extra 40-60 a month with margin. I know I’m small time here but I’m trying to speed up the process.

[Anonymous No.50699253]

>>50699221
This bear market's been accompanied by early recession signs like ISM and GDP slowly turning to shit. Later ones like skyrocketing unemployment and hanged politicians accompany recovering markets.

[Anonymous No.50699256]

I FUCKING HATE YOU PEOPLE
WE CAN'T EVEN DISCUSS OBVIOUS SHIT WITHOUT A BUNCH OF SPOOKING FAGGOTS DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO JUST DICK IT UP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
NEVER BE CONFUSED ABOUT WHY EVERYONE FUCKING **HATES** YOU, SPOOKS

[Anonymous No.50699258]

>>50699241
I am out of the loop. How did Pelosi shit Test them

[Anonymous No.50699261]

>>50699226

Forward looking indeed. Unless you think ISM has bottomed? As long as economic activity slows, earnings estimates revive lower, stocks go down. Simple, objective, fact.

[Anonymous No.50699267]

>>50699225
watch and learn?

[Anonymous No.50699266]

>>50699225

[Anonymous No.50699269]

>>50699245
>$430 SIGA
Do you realize what that implies?

[Anonymous No.50699273]

>>50698679
If you were a real one you would have sold tsm puts.
Pussy

[Anonymous No.50699276]

>>50699249
why? is this another way to protect us investors from losing money, praise be upon warren.

[Anonymous No.50699278]

Another day of my UVXY calls bleeding to zero

[Anonymous No.50699281]

>>50699256
makes it easier to filter the opinions of retards though, by how the interact with spooks and shit.

[Anonymous No.50699282]

>>50699225
two more weeks
can't even make this shit up

[Anonymous No.50699295]

>>50699278
Hope and Pray

[Anonymous No.50699299]

lol

lmao

[Anonymous No.50699302]

.

[Anonymous No.50699304]

>>50699282
Two more weeks isn't just an American thing, it's a globally accepted form of cope.

[Anonymous No.50699309]

>>50699258
>How did Pelosi shit Test them
by not getting shot out of the air by chinese nukes, apparently

because zoomzooms don't know how to interpret world events except in terms of what they've seen in michael bay films

[Anonymous No.50699310]

>>50699225
Ah, from the Papa John's school of diplomacy.

[Anonymous No.50699312]

>>50699299
ima cum

[Anonymous No.50699313]

>>50699299
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.50699321]

>>50699269
i keep trying to reply to this but any time i mention YOU KNOW WHAT it's saying that it thinks my message is spam.. pretty sussy baka bros i'm a bit spooked now

[Anonymous No.50699325]

>>50699118
Its not official until the third reading numbers

[Anonymous No.50699326]

>>50699299
...bugmen are reeeing apperently

[Anonymous No.50699327]

>>50699225
don't cross this man

[Anonymous No.50699330]

>>50699299
>announces "military drills"
>attacks
Why does every Genghis Khan rapebaby-nation do this?

[Anonymous No.50699333]

How do i go to the archive on my phone?

[Anonymous No.50699343]

>>50699321
Yeah, they've had a filter for monkeepox/mpox/pridepox/jannypox ever since some pajeets shilled a coin by that name years ago.

Our diligent and well paid janitorial staff have so far not had time in their extremely busy masturbation schedule to fix that.

[Anonymous No.50699362]

>>50699321
heh it went through that time, since i didn't say YOU KNOW WHAT?
I was trying to say that it might imply i was right that YOU KNOW WHAT could become a serious problem by spreading through contaminated public seating and toilets. (still apparently can't say it keeps giving me our system thinks your post is spam)

[Anonymous No.50699367]

>>50699330
Reminder you literally can't have a military force cross the Taiwan strait outside of ~April or ~October because the weather and currents are so extremely shit.

I mean, maybe they pull a "Rommel through the Ardennes 1940" scenario and get lucky but sometimes a drill is just a drill.

[Anonymous No.50699371]

>>50699343
kek

[Anonymous No.50699375]

>>50699330
maybe because as nomads they exclusively ate animals products and meat for thousands of years

[Anonymous No.50699381]

1 How do we profit if china starts their attack?
2 How do we profit if the attack didn’t happen yet, but we know it’s imminent?

[Anonymous No.50699384]

>>50699299
They're successfully distracting from the fact that their banks are on the brink of collapse. Well played.

[Anonymous No.50699389]

So SIGA is officially dead.

[Anonymous No.50699392]

>>50699299
that was their response? what a joke

[Anonymous No.50699400]

>>50699381
EWT puts, before bot operators stop offering asking prices

[Anonymous No.50699401]

>>50699135
We’re much closer t the economy top than bottom. Earnings and jobs have only barely been affected

[Anonymous No.50699408]

So now that SIGA is dead what else is there to invest in

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50699413]

>>50699389
pretty much, there's no way with all this controversy surrounding masks, and vaccines that anybody is going to give a virus that only infects homosexuals a second thought.

[Anonymous No.50699416]

>>50699367
What if they have been secretly building a tunnel, did you even consider that?

[Baggie !bb1hgZO.RI No.50699425]

My mom gave me $1,000 for my birthday. What stocks do I buy?

[Anonymous No.50699431]

>>50699389
It’s up 5% today

[Anonymous No.50699434]

>>50699389
>>50699408
Silly bears, we're just getting started. You should probably cover now.

[Anonymous No.50699435]

>>50699408
How?

[Anonymous No.50699438]

Spy calls printing

[Anonymous No.50699447]

>>50699431
Wow so only down 15% from the peak.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50699461]

>>50699425
I wish my mom gave me $1000 for my birthday, but she did buy me a pair of My Slippers which are nice. They have the 4 layer design, with the indoor outdoor sole, impact gel and plushy inside. They're the most comfortable pair of slippers I have ever owned.

[Anonymous No.50699464]

>>50699401
Jobs of course aren't affected. For most of recessions historically, jobs have been relatively fine and only turn shit near the middle or end.

Earnings I'm skeptical about because 1) stagflation drives up nominal numbers, 2) energy is printing, and 3) small businesses seem to be getting heemed way worse than big ones this time around.

>>50699416
That's be some crazy impressive shit. And also an extremely easy way to lose a 100 mile military column to 2 missile strikes.

Plus, seismic monitoring.

[Anonymous No.50699468]

>>50698679
she did, and the chinks did NOTHING

[Anonymous No.50699470]

>>50699447
It's not going to go crazy again until after earnings. People are waiting to see what the guidance is going to be.

[Anonymous No.50699472]

>>50699413
>anybody is going to give a virus that only infects homosexuals a second thought
You underestimate the gay population in the US. Almost 30% of their country is LGBT (although that halves to ~10% for gay men that are at risk), so revenues from just that tranche of the country is enough to make SIGA a $50 billion company.

[Anonymous No.50699485]

>>50699425
happy birthday

[Baggie No.50699486]

>>50699461
ok how do I short slippers

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50699488]

>>50699435
oy vey, we need to figure out who was touching these kids and cut their balls off.

[Anonymous No.50699489]

>>50698693
KTOS too. it's a new era of wartime horrors dreamed up, realized, stockpiled, jawboned, massively overpaid for -- and then never used

[Anonymous No.50699492]

>>50699425
Probably not

[Anonymous No.50699497]

Someone shilled a small pharma yesterday that was making another monkey treatment. Forgot the ticker what was it?

[Baggie !bb1hgZO.RI No.50699498]

I'm gonna make it boys! I might finally be able to make a profit!

[Anonymous No.50699500]

>>50698679
How can you be this stupid, to think it wouldn't giga pump after she landed. Holy fucking shit, you must be the most retarded nigger on /biz/

[Anonymous No.50699503]

>>50699497
Bavarian Nordic. My dad is Head of European Sales.

[Anonymous No.50699508]

>>50699435
How did 2 kids get infected with a disease that predominantly is transmitted by gay men?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50699509]

>>50699472
>Almost 30% of their country is LGBT
That's not even close to true. It's more like 1 tenth of 1 percent.

[Anonymous No.50699528]

where my TNXP chuds at
we cocaine treatment approved now too

[Anonymous No.50699546]

>>50699528
I sold at 1.70 :(

[Anonymous No.50699554]

>>50699225

[Anonymous No.50699557]

>>50699509
All Americans are gay

[Anonymous No.50699560]

>>50699330

it's the polite thing to do

[Anonymous No.50699568]

>>50699472
>Almost 30%
better not be

[Anonymous No.50699572]

ok time to jerk off to bobo comments in stocktwit's SPY thread

[Anonymous No.50699573]

>>50699464
Energy is printing but major indices are overweight on tech/growth and underweight on energy and value
Also jobs are usually not fine, usually they never come back. Thats why unemployment is the barometer. Unemployment is still sniffing record lows; it needs to pump before the economy even thinks about bottoming

[Anonymous No.50699576]

>>50699508
yeah, it's a real mystery bro

[Anonymous No.50699589]

>>50699508
4… it’s 4 now anon..

[Anonymous No.50699592]

>>50699508
We can answer that for you, but you might want to start up the wood chipper

[Anonymous No.50699602]

>>50699572
damn there aren't any brb selling some stocks

[Anonymous No.50699617]

popped a hemorrhoid and some of the pus that came out was brown.
my days might be numbered, /smg/, i will die poisoned by my own shit. let this be a warning to get up and stretch every once in a while, stay clean, and stay active. don't become like me

[Anonymous No.50699629]

>>50698544
my PLTR calls are bussin' yo

[Anonymous No.50699633]

>>50699617
thanks for sharing boomer

[Anonymous No.50699636]

>>50698618

[Anonymous No.50699639]

>>50699508
gays are allowed to have children chud

[Anonymous No.50699643]

>>50699163

[Anonymous No.50699644]

sell basterd

[Anonymous No.50699647]

Just sold all my SIGA

[Anonymous No.50699651]

Wtf happened to FATH? An anon said it was going to squeeze.

[Anonymous No.50699653]

>>50699617
I have a cyst on one of my testicles and it's taking everything in my power to not stick a syringe in it and drain it for my own sick pleasure.

[Anonymous No.50699656]

>>50699221
uh, yes, genius. businesses that should not have been operating fail. the economy restructures and gets back to building wealth. only then can markets recover. they are not in sync, just like the graph depicts.
a recession IS the cure for an unhealthy economy.

[Anonymous No.50699660]

>>50699163

[Anonymous No.50699670]

>>50699647
Same here. SIGA is dead. Selling all of my SIGA right now.

[Baggie !bb1hgZO.RI No.50699674]

What stock app do you use?

[censor] don't say robinhood [/censor]

[Anonymous No.50699676]

>>50699639
Really? I thought you need to be rich and powerful aswell

[Anonymous No.50699683]

>>50699674
hood

[Anonymous No.50699687]

>>50699670
>metal gear posters
>long unkept hair
>Communist
Guarantee you he is a NEET and will immediately change his opinion once he has to get in the wage cage.

[Anonymous No.50699689]

>>50699674
Robinhood :)

[Anonymous No.50699690]

>>50699647
Retard

[Anonymous No.50699696]

>>50699687
he set up a gofundme and collected around $200k

[Anonymous No.50699701]

>>50699674
>spoiler
hello new friend

[Anonymous No.50699704]

10y yields new high for the week, BIG move today

[Anonymous No.50699707]

>>50699687
Well chud he just raised 200k on gofundme for turning in his white supremacist dad

[Anonymous No.50699711]

>>50699261
this winter will be a disaster for europe. you can't tell me this is "good" forward looking

[Anonymous No.50699714]

>>50699674
td ameritrade

[Anonymous No.50699717]

so tempting to scalp PLTR profits right now, do we still pump higher at earning or is this the local peak?

[Anonymous No.50699733]

ok cool, I probably made the right call, but first we have to do the fucking algo battle where everyone with a stop inside of the daily low and high gets assfucked, and *then* the market is allowed to do something normal -- *after* banks siphoned all their money back from the trump admin's retail boom

[Anonymous No.50699735]

>>50699696
>>50699707
Fuck this gay earth. I should just say fuck it and turn all of you in to the adl so I can set up a GoFundMe. So sick of this shit.

[Anonymous No.50699740]

>>50699704
Because it was extremely fake and gay its price action going to fed rate

[Anonymous No.50699743]

>>50699461
this isnt about you its about anons birthday

[Baggie !bb1hgZO.RI No.50699744]

>>50699701
Listen pal, I'm not that new.

>spoiler: i secretly love crypto

[Anonymous No.50699745]

>>50699674
Robinhood(lum+)

[Anonymous No.50699746]

I just jerked it bangbros Skylar vox
Watch Amd and mpc heem the npc shorters, lmfao
Never bet against the muttnited states of murrica

[Anonymous No.50699754]

>>50699717
wait for earnings brother

[Anonymous No.50699761]

Thanks FCEL. Very cool

[Anonymous No.50699766]

>>50699674
Fidelity

[Anonymous No.50699772]

>the US treasury changes the definition of a recession so they can unilaterally declare there's no recession
>the market pumps like a shitcoin for two weeks
IT'S SO HARD TO EXPLAIN

[Anonymous No.50699773]

I'm bored all stocks are completely overbought and overvalued. There is literally nothing to buy right now. I hate being /cashgang/ but there is nothing else to do.

[Anonymous No.50699774]

>>50698901
Did he buy a dalmatian?

[Anonymous No.50699784]

HKD blasting through 1200. this is getting wild

[Anonymous No.50699789]

POOMPA

[Anonymous No.50699788]

>>50699674
I have this friend in africa who does all my trades for me with a special trading bot. Brings me in 20% more money for every trade

[Anonymous No.50699809]

>>50699573
>Unemployment is still sniffing record lows; it needs to pump before the economy even thinks about bottoming
I think where we disagree is that "turn to shit"/"pumping" in our context is 3.4 inching up out of the normal baseline trend to, like 4. Such is life with BLS statistics, Boomers retiring, antivax resignations, and paranoid housewives homeschooling. A labor force cut to the bone will not respond like one amply staffed.

This recession is much more like 73-74, where the slowdown originated from fucked prices rather than fucked demand/mass layoffs. That means you won't have flashing red umemployment until a couple months from the end.

[Anonymous No.50699816]

>>50699754
alright but if I miss out on these 40% gains because I listened to some random faggot on 4chan I will feel very stupid

[Anonymous No.50699822]

Fuck it. I'm taking an IRA distribution and anyone who think that's supposed to set off some alarm to where I need a check check CAN GO SUCK DICK IN HELL INSTEAD.

[Anonymous No.50699823]

HAIL PELOSI

[Anonymous No.50699827]

>>50699701
>>50699744
helpful tip, ctrl+s in the chatbox

[Anonymous No.50699830]

>>50699674
> app
I'm not a Zoomer.

[Anonymous No.50699832]

Now that the chink king has been embarrassed on the world stage what are the market implications of this?

[Anonymous No.50699848]

I wish more than anything I could take back every last dollar I gave to charity since Biden took office. Every last cent, I resent it.

[Anonymous No.50699851]

>>50699809
Normal unemployment is considered 5%. Any tighter means employees have wage negiotation power.

[Anonymous No.50699854]

im starting to believe in the melt up meme. Maybe just everything in infinity is priced in now.

[Anonymous No.50699867]

I BELIEVE

[Anonymous No.50699868]

In fact, I'm going to check if the normal suspects are still harassing me through the mail this week, and this time I'll actually reply with a request that they give my fucking money back, since they want to hear from me so bad.

[Anonymous No.50699875]

>>50699854
>an entire summer of downward crabbing and just a few green days during earnings week breaks the bear
Faggot

[Baggie !bb1hgZO.RI No.50699882]

>>50699827
[ctrl+s] thank you [/ctrl+s]

so, does anyone know which stock is going to pump this week?

[Anonymous No.50699889]

>>50699823
>manages money and probably browses 4chan all day long

he is kind of a chad isn't he?

[Anonymous No.50699895]

>>50699851
Or it could be 4% or it could be 6%. Or different sectors of the economy and the supply of different workers at different skill levels will throw off your wage growth and unemployment statistics one way or another. To say nothing of COVID related slumps and shutdowns/reopenings.

Not saying you are one but the worst economist midwits treat guesstimates like those as gospel rather than, ya know, guesstimates.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50699904]

>>50699848
I wish I could take back everything bad I ever said about Joe Biden. After taking out that terrorist yesterday and now getting Nancy trapped on an island half the world away, I think he's doing a great job.

[Anonymous No.50699909]

how the fuck is the S&P 500 not even pulling back slightly?

[Anonymous No.50699914]

>>50699875
ur copeing, the market will actually vbottom out of a recession after 6 months and we all know it

[Anonymous No.50699921]

If SQQQ stays below $40 by Friday I'm throwing everything and the kitchen sink at that lil nigga
Next week is going to be fucking bruuuuuutal

[Anonymous No.50699932]

>>50699904
Yeah 20 years later, the CIA kills some guy. I guess having a secret police that spies on us and then routinely lies to congress about it was worth it after all.

[Anonymous No.50699936]

>>50699909
bulltard exuberance
next week will be like a kick in the balls by a jacked Taiwanese boi

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50699937]

>>50699882
can you choose a different name to go in front of your tripcode. 90% of people ITT are retarded and are going to get confused thinking your posts are mine and vise versa. thanks in advance buddy.

[Anonymous No.50699945]

>>50699904
>getting Nancy trapped on an island half the world away
Shit, did the Chinese let everyone deboard then hit her plane with a missile? That would own.

[Anonymous No.50699950]

See you at all time highs, n00bs

[Anonymous No.50699953]

>>50699936
>>50699921
You retards were saying that last week

[Anonymous No.50699954]

>>50699937
>implying anyone gives enough of a shit about you to remember your tripcode

[Anonymous No.50699956]

>>50699909
what do you mean spx is trading sideways in the middle of the breakdown box from late-may early-june

[Anonymous No.50699958]

>>50699936
>Taiwanese
nothing ever happens, though
it just seems like that everybody feels reassured that risk has been widely eliminated

[Anonymous No.50699964]

>>50699895
It doesnt matter of I am a midwit its a fact that wage negiotation favors the worker heavily and wages are sticky.

[Anonymous No.50699973]

>>50699953
CPI wasn't last week
You know, the most important data point for rate decisions?

[Anonymous No.50699986]

>>50699958
>it just seems like that everybody feels reassured that risk has been widely eliminated
Right. But it hasn't. Fed funds rate will peak well above the currently expected 3.4%.
Dumb niggers are going to get hosed.

[Anonymous No.50699987]

>>50699956
>spx is trading sideways in the middle of the breakdown box from late-may early-june
you mean it retraced to that level after having a rampant 450pts rise....

[Anonymous No.50699988]

>>50699973
that'd be PCE fren

[Anonymous No.50699994]

>>50699937
Hello fren my name is John Rocker and I post Miko pictures. I don't need a tripcode to get attention but I like penis

[Anonymous No.50699995]

>>50699964
That is true. OER lag and wage-price spiraling are going to make the fixing of headline CPI one hell of a fight. The Fed might just overdose on copium and switch to some gay shit like month-on-month trimmed mean core PCE.

[Baggie !bb1hgZO.RI No.50699999]

>>50699937
Please don't bully me, kid.
I have more money in the stock market than you do in your entire savings account.
Unlike you, I'm going to retire with my 19 year old wife in the Philippines as soon as my ARKK investment pays off.

[Anonymous No.50700002]

>>50699914
It has been six months, faggot
Belief has nothing to do with this bullrun
You were just too stupid to foresee this even a week ago
Or you thought you were a god for being a permabear

[Anonymous No.50700008]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50700010]

>>50699986
>Fed funds rate will peak well above the currently expected 3.4%.
Personally, I too believe that they will be raising rates incrementally until something breaks.
Wherever this breaking point is, remains to be seen.
Could be double digits for all we know.

[Anonymous No.50700012]

Above yesterday's 3pm high, unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.50700014]

>>50699816
I'm up 100% and still holding my brother. Only sold calls that are already ITM

[Anonymous No.50700024]

>>50699999
Very innovative quints there.

[Anonymous No.50700033]

Feeling pretty comfy with UAN's nearly 10% yielding distribution in a single quarter.
Any other fertilizer chads still around?

[Anonymous No.50700034]

>decide to add to the shorts, hard
>now getting heemed
>not comfy anymore

[Anonymous No.50700035]

>>50699999
powerful

[Anonymous No.50700038]

soxl bros we're going home

[Anonymous No.50700044]

so we fr just going to continue pumping? this market such a scam

[Anonymous No.50700046]

>>50699999
kys baggie

[Anonymous No.50700052]

friendly reminder that bears always overstay their welcome. they will begrudgingly watch from the sidelines as we hit new ATHs. their perspective will be tainted for years, and they will lose their money.

[Anonymous No.50700056]

>HKD 1236.64
494.64 (66.66%)
im fucking lolin here. lmao even.

this is getting ridiculous. HKD is actually going to launch over 2k from just 13 dollars a week ago.

[Anonymous No.50700057]

>>50700024
what's that supposed to be?
a steaming pile of garbage?

[Anonymous No.50700058]

Why the fuck is this happening?

[Anonymous No.50700063]

>>50699987
thats right goy the last cpi and ppi caused the market to gap down 2 days in a row both days -2% then rallied into bad earnings, whats not to understand

[Anonymous No.50700064]

>>50700058
china cucked out

[Anonymous No.50700072]

>>50699500
>to think it wouldn't giga pump after she lande
China always acts tough with USA, but does nothing. I didn't expect the market to react to this nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.50700075]

>>50700057
Yup, trash bags.

[Anonymous No.50700078]

>>50700058
What, you seriously thought China would blow the world economy wide open?

[Anonymous No.50700080]

>>50699889
it's pretty Chad to be arrested for a DUI and have it be front page news, not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.50700084]

Didn't buy calls at the morning dip, it's over for me

[Anonymous No.50700086]

>>50700075
>trash bags
ohh, ok
now i see it

[Anonymous No.50700087]

knock knock

[Anonymous No.50700099]

>>50699381
>>50699400
Puts on Taiwanese life insurance companies.

[Anonymous No.50700100]

someone itt was really rude to me last night and i'd like an apology

[Anonymous No.50700102]

>>50700080
I like drunk drivers who don't get caught.

[Anonymous No.50700103]

my 1 share of tqqq is pumping. im up a whole 62 cents

[Anonymous No.50700112]

>>50700084
i did and sold them at 4.30, they're worth 4.90 now

[Anonymous No.50700119]

>>50699988
No. see pic related
>>50700010
If I had to guess, it will be 6-7% a year from now.

[Anonymous No.50700120]

>>50699067
just scooped up a few BVNRY to see wat happens. fidelity and Merrill have it but not niggerhill

[Anonymous No.50700133]

AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD

[Anonymous No.50700141]

>>50700044
Pump apparently. TSLA prob hit 1,000

[Anonymous No.50700144]

>>50700052
KEK it never dips low enough for them to buy either, despite the indexes dropping nearly 30% in a few months.
>Just a little bit more....
Then they short on the way up. Bobos are retarded

[Anonymous No.50700152]

>>50700119
pls educate yourself
https://www.marketplace.org/2022/04/29/when-it-comes-to-inflation-measures-the-fed-prefers-pce/

[Anonymous No.50700175]

baked
>>50700164

[Anonymous No.50700179]

>>50700152
Oh, according to some roastie named Julie Smith?
Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.50700183]

>HKD1498.34
756.34 (101.93%)
HKD1498.34
756.34 (101.93%)
>HKD1498.34
756.34 (101.93%)
HKD1498.34
756.34 (101.93%)

HKD doing what gamestop couldnt. going to 2k today.

[Anonymous No.50700212]

soxl bros...... hold me

[Anonymous No.50700247]

>>50700133
Watch and learn. Especially after earnings today

[Anonymous No.50700273]

>>50700112
Good enough bro, good enough. I bought 0 got 0 :C

[Anonymous No.50700290]

>>50700179
lmao you can prove yourself further with a simple google you retarded nigger

[Anonymous No.50700370]

>>50700290
So you should be able to provide a source with a direct quote from a Fed spokesperson, right?
Right?

[Anonymous No.50700389]

>>50700370
>right? Right?
that's right. fucking retard, i told you to google it
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20120125c.htm

[Anonymous No.50700479]

>>50700389
Nice over 10 year old source
lol
lmao, even

[Anonymous No.50700605]

>>50700479
Powell just said it during the most recent FOMC conference. I'm not finding the quote for you.

[Anonymous No.50700967]

>>50700479
you are a special kind of dumb aren't you?

[Anonymous No.50701474]

>>50698824
Does the women forget the keys?

[Anonymous No.50702146]

>>50699674
Etrade