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50695647 No.50695647 [Reply] [Original]

>meet a guy at the bar
>$200 cash if I go back to his place and pose for some nude photos
>no homo
What do?

>> No.50695699

>>50695647
I heard about a guy who went to a party once, he had one drink then woke up on the couch the next morning, couldn't remember a thing but he had pain in his arse that lasted for around 6 weeks

>> No.50695729

>>50695647
he doesnt give a fuck about the photos. hes hoping for 300 he can eat taco your ass and mix sausages. its not gay if its for pay OP. unles you tell somebody, then its gay as fuck.

>> No.50695739

>>50695647
200 big ones, seems to good to be true desu.

>> No.50697308

>>50695699
>a guy
we know it was you. It's ok bro this is a safe space you can talk about it here. No judgement. Was your underwear all crusty?

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50697441

>>50695647
>>$200 cash if I go back to his place and pose for some nude photos
>>no homo

>> No.50697940

>>50695647
I'd do it and invest the 200 bucks in shitcoins. Ez 10x in the current state of the casino, so I made 2K for a few nudes basically

>> No.50697995

>>50697940
I always seem to pick the wrong ones man, impossible to get right/all luck. Buy SatoshiGrow? ShibaGrow moons. Buy HogeGrow? DogeGrow moons. And so on, it's so fucking tiring. Fuck knows what the next one will be.

>> No.50698001

>>50697940
wtf what are you buying reeeeeeee

>> No.50698040

>>50695647
Do a 360 and leave ASAP as possible, don't be a retard

>> No.50698056

>>50695647
be careful anon, bacon is over 10 bucks a pack so you might be barking up the wrong homo tree there

>> No.50698079

>>50695647
Yeah sure go for it.

You um. You don't need your kidneys, right?

>> No.50698087

I sucked a guys dick for about $200 (in my currency) once
I'm a /fit/ pretty guy, but straight

Worst part is, it honestly wasn't that bad

>> No.50698090
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50698090

>>50697995
You had it almost right, the grow meta is still strong I think.

>>50698001
Baby Squidgrow and Flokigrow are my picks for today. Real Squidgrow also looks very slurpable rn.

>> No.50698096

I did stuff like that when I was younger, a senior would pay me a hundred euros and all i had to do was watch my favorite porn on my phone and jack off in front of him, he didn't even do anything myself

>> No.50698112

>>50698090
you got a tg for the baby? baby grow popin fr fr

>> No.50698129

>>50695647
politely decline, you don't want to end up with your head stored in his fridge

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50698152

>>50698087

Strange larp.

>> No.50698200

>>50698112
babysquidgrow_official

>> No.50698210

>>50698152
It's 100% true, I work as a bartender and have been propositioned alot
I'm not proud of it, dude, this is an anonymous board and I'm just sharing

>> No.50699355

>>50695647
Go back to his place, kill and eat him before he can kill and eat you.

>> No.50699370

>>50698087
>/fit/
>straight
Sure buddy.