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>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>50686904

As always:
>sneed hedgies

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>>50688433
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,300.200B, 111P = 20.723B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,161.885B, 103P = 20.989B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

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>>50688433
checking the baker WAGMI

>> No.50688476
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Hedgies WILL suck my tiny orange orangutan cock.

>> No.50688484

Lads when is this going to happen? I can't keep living like this. Something has got to give

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wtf is going on

>> No.50688492

>>50688476 I thought that cringe ginger shill was back for a moment

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First for metal cameltoes.

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kek coin clippers just can't help themselves

>> No.50688506

>>50688486
It. My source is the absolute shit these threads have been all day today

>> No.50688512

kek baggies

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ken griffin, you go to DTCC, you go to check up in the DTCC. you have infinite yil.

>> No.50688520

I'm not comfy though

I just want the millions of dollars that I'm owed like ???

>> No.50688524

im starting to doubt bros..its been so long

>> No.50688533
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So basically the MOASS will never happen? But you guys told me if I HODL my 5 shares of gamestop I'd be a trillionaire.

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>>50688195 #
Wtf is dtcc I had 10 shares in fidelity pre split, next day I had 40 was I jewed or not

>> No.50688540

TLDR Update today

A lot of holders are realizing that MOASS is not happening and they are starting to get very Fucking upset right now! Minecraft servers are being secured.

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>>50688506
i believe.

>> No.50688558

when's the last time FUD has been this bad during after hours?

>> No.50688564

They're still here.

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Lol the new shill script is up and running I see

>> No.50688570

>>50688536
Seems like dtcc didn't provide any of the shares GameStop provided them to fidelity

>> No.50688575

>50688540
ganges gulper id

rodent scum post

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Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Carb Consuming Walmart Shoppers can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50688433
Checked

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Man shillies are out in full force with their dtcc fud lmao

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>>50688506
You know it's bad when they start deploying the namefag drama.

>> No.50688596

I HAVE A SMALL PEEPEE

>> No.50688597

When you realize this thread is actually full of shorters and no one holds because you retards don't know what mechanics triggered the squeeze. It's like you are all newfags who weren't even there when the sneeze happened.

>> No.50688600

>brokers 'accidentally' did a split and ignored the dividend aspect entirely
>DTCC 'accidentally' ignored the dividend aspect too
>FUDelity deleting their posts regarding how the splividend was handled
>Jeet FUD spam in the least subtle way possible
Kenny boy...DTC sisters...
It's not looking so good for you now...

>> No.50688604

>>50688567
>Sers the MOASS has been stopped, there is nothing need for you to continue to hodle your shares, please Sers, do the needful and sale your shares the DTCC is too powerful for you.

>> No.50688615

>>50688540
I’m making a questrade account to transfer my shares from itrade to DRS. Is this the best method for leafs? I will leave 10 shares in itrade and 10 in questrade and DRS the rest

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>>50688600
>>FUDelity deleting their posts regarding how the splividend was handled
Redpil me on this

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Ima DRS 200 shares tomorrow cause fuck the DTCC and their bullshit. This is end game, WAGMI.

>> No.50688635

>>50688597
I just sneezed IRL a second ago, so eat my butt.

>> No.50688644

>>50688570
Cool thanks for explaining to retards like me who don't do any due diligence

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>>50688524
>>50688533
>>50688520
>>50688484

Your zen is weak. DRS and go back to your cell.

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50688679

I could smell curry through the screen all day.

>> No.50688685

Hepcats... Oh No...

NFT Revenue falling off a Fucking cliff!

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2022/08/gamestop-nft-revenue-august-2022

>A post on r/wallstreetbets, a subreddit devoted to tracking financial investments and trends, notes that on July 30, 2022, GameStop’s NFT marketplace had its worst day thus far. At one point, the controversial storefront was making approximately $13.40 an hour. Conversely, the highest revenue point came in at around $475.41, which is obviously better but still relatively poor all around. For the whole weekend, total profits came in at roughly $4696.41.

NFT Marketplace made less than $5000 U.S. dollars this last weekend!

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Basically gme made it so DTCC couldn't use cash "in lieu" of a dividend share, and this is why they had to resort to this crime. They literally couldn't just pay it out in cash like they're used to doing.

>> No.50688691

>>50688623
https://reddit.com/wdnl8x

>> No.50688692

Did i miss anything today bros?

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>>50688471
>471

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>7 1pbtid saying the same thing
>I'm tired
Kek scripties

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n23n9f/potision_or_ban_s_thesis/

>Friendly reminder that you have been duped into thinking sharing your (broker) position hurts you, when in fact it may be the single greatest catalyst we have.

TLDR:
>RCs position is known
>DFV position is known
>MM most certainly already know your positions
>DRS bot results were clean and it can be replicated for broker shares
>Float is certainly locked when summing DRS + Brokers shares

Thinking that this will hinder the current DRS growth and stop people from DRSing doesn't change the fact that broker shares exist. Assuming that broker shares hold no value is flawed in itself. The data exists nonetheless and it wouldn't hurt to know it.

People arguing that photoshopped pics will get submitted can see that it didnt happen with the DRS bot even before GME started reporting the DRSd shares count. And I don't think hedgies will start submitting photoshopped photos.

hedgies purposely sabotaged and fudded a previous attempt to count broker shares. The website of Log The Float was made to fail and scare off anyone of attempting a broker share count. The website's photos got "leaked" due to bad security and they closed new submissions ever since.

Creating A broker Bot in SS would solve this problem and it would be an easy implementation. If you are a tourist from reddit please cap this and post it.

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>>50688558
As bad as it is now, it's actually been just as bad for a few months now. The jeetswarm tactic is not as cancerous as some of the stuff they've done but it's still quite annoying. I'm half of the mind that it's more about disrupting our socializing rather than actually convincing us of anything.

>> No.50688710

>>50688692
Just more coping and goalpost moving about "muh poopoo peepee caca splivy-divvy germany!!!"

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After months of gruelling waiting. In and out of Zen as I learned to become one with it. Hours of replaying thoughts. Desiring, desiring, desiring.

Unvaxxed.
Comfy.
In my lane.
Gonna shit myself when I see those numbers pop up

WAGMI

>> No.50688718

>>50688692
The DTCC gave bad instructions to brokers around the world on purpose for its own benefit.

>> No.50688720

i gotta hand it to you shillies, you really got me scared tonight, but only because i'm a newb at this.

>> No.50688723

>>50688692
you missed the new script being constructed live. in short:
>sers the DTCC is too powerful they have destroyed moass please sers redeem now
expect to hear this for the rest of the week.

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I was away for a few days and I don't know who's fudding who anymore.

>> No.50688728

>>50688720
WAGMI, anon. Log off and have a beer. Tomorrow is TUESDAY.

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>>50688433
They did a trial run for the squeeze

>> No.50688740

>>50688702
Holding for over a year and a half and almost never seeing green will do that to a mfer

>> No.50688745

So basically since there is no MOASS, you wont mind if I DRS all of my 1,600 shares right? because that’s what I’m going to do tomorrow

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So gamestop printed out a bunch of paper shares and then drove them to dtcc but ACTUALLY the dtcc hid the shares to give to those evil nasty hedgies and that means we're going to squizzly squooze the gamestop stock. Wow wippie I can't believe it guys its like we're living in an action movie and we're the main character! WAGMI

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How the fuck are we going to sell in CS during moass if the limit sel like $3k or someshit? I have 60/40 split between CS/Fidelity but this current nonsense is making me fud fidelity.

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>>50688698
visualized

>> No.50688760

>>50688728
thanks my guy, think of me the next time you're sipping/chugging/blazing

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>>50688723
>pic
is the only thing necessary to respond to them. Another fun thing to do is ask why they are rooting for the hedge funds (which maybe 200 people worldwide that aren’t themselves hedgies actually like)

>> No.50688769

>>50688708
Oh, this is a good point. Getting rid of the culture that's been impervious to FUD up to now is the logical first step to installing a culture that is not impervious to FUD.

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>>50688720
I was never scared because I don't care anymore AND I NEVER FUCKING DID AND I NEVER FUCKING WILL
I am going to buy and buy and buy and DRS until my last dying breath
FUCK EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE I DON'T CARE OF THE OUTCOME ANYMORE I AM 9/11 THESE SHARES INTO WALLSTREET
HOW ARE YOU GOING YO APPEAL TO MY EMOTIONS OR ANYTHING WHEN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IS SIMPLY FUCK YOU TO ME?
The Chad suicide investor knows no fear never did and never fucking will

>> No.50688781

>>50688772
WALLAH
and just like that, hedgies are now demoralized

>> No.50688797

>>50688581
kek nice wig

>> No.50688805

>>50688623
They're deleting questions about it on reddit or something.

>>50688685
It's a beta marketplace and the real service hasn't launched yet.
Also by the way Loopring has a patent on blockchain securities market and GME just added a subdomain named after a financial services package to their geocities webzone, meanwhile the DTCC just gave them justification to withdraw and force them to balance the books, so thanks for bringing that up.

>>50688748
>but ACTUALLY the dtcc hid the shares to give to those evil nasty hedgies
That part is retarded anon speculation which makes no sense and would only deepen the hole.
What they did do by dishonouring the corp action is buy their buddies a few extra days, which is the MO whenever wall street bullshit goes south.

>>50688692
Germany is about to finally make up for losing WW2.

>> No.50688811

>>50688772
and just like that, i regained my balls back

>> No.50688812

>>50688750
You will sell by placing a limit order at or 5% above the current price. The limit will change with the price.
CS:GO Chads will be fine.

>> No.50688820

>>50688750
Limit will increase dynamically with price.

>> No.50688822

>>50688717

My sexy Korean wife wears something exactly like that and it’s amazing.

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>>50688772
Based and 'taking them down with me'-pilled

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>>50688772
GG no re

>> No.50688837

>>50688750
I diversified so hard I went beyond brokers and CS and got a handfull of shares on my bank as well, who allows me to set multimillion dollar limit orders at will.

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>>50688750
>How the fuck are we going to sell
sell?

>> No.50688840

>>50688805
Based comprehensive response-giver.

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>50688710
>1pbtid appealing to emotion
kek
>>50688718
>>50688723
>>50688805
thanks frens, sounds like an interesting day

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Why the fuck can't anyone give it to us straight what the fuck is going on? It's accounting, not rocket science ffs.

>> No.50688869

>>50688849
remember the anon who said he will suck our cock?
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>> No.50688878

>>50688849

It’s happening. Just be patient. The wheels are turning.

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reminder none of this would have happened if they didn't force gamergate into being


The most terrifying force of death, comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They resist every impulse to fight back, knowing the forced and permanent change of life that will come from it.
They know, that the moment they fight back, their lives as they have lived them, are over. The moment the Men who wanted to be left alone are forced to fight back, it is a form of suicide. They are literally killing off who they used to be.
Which is why, when forced to take up violence, these Men who wanted to be left alone, fight with unholy vengeance against those who murdered their former lives. They fight with raw hate, and a drive that cannot be fathomed by those who are merely play-acting at politics and terror.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people's door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy... but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone

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>>50688772
>I DON'T CARE OF THE OUTCOME ANYMORE
this is key

>> No.50688895

>>50688750
To clarify what the idiots replying to you are trying to say, CS is now restricting limit orders to a percentage above the current price.
That's standard and they just did it to keep a lid on some backend liability shit.

The $3k thing is bullshit and you probably got it from a technical limit of close to $300k that's an issue with their system coding (integer depth).
That'll be an issue if the price somehow goes to a million or whatever but you'll still be able to place market orders in that case.

>> No.50688899

LMAO fuckin' bagholders, for 18 months I've been kekking you baggies and never once has it gotten old. Kek baggies.

>> No.50688910

>>50688822
checked and congrats fren
looks like you're not just gettin trib dubs ;)

WAGMI

>> No.50688932

>>50688849
The phantom shares were just 'funny money of sorts.
Now they're not, that's the splivvy play.

>> No.50688935

>>50688805
Unfathomably based response.

>> No.50688936

>>50688899
Here you are, scripting digits while being sad and mad in a thread about a stock you don't even hold. What's the smell of people shitting in the streets like by you?

>> No.50688938

Yeah im splitting, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant split dividend and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

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GME:

Baggies holding the line, shillies successfully bagged & sneeded...HOWEVER,

Did swingies get the rope, and if not, when?

>> No.50688944

>>50688895
Yeah, do you remember the glitches and sudden spikes to 21X.XXX$?
Probably nothing.

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>>50688849
>Why the fuck can't anyone give it to us straight
and who does the accounting for the accountants? you know why, and you know who.

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>>50688895
>>50688812
Thanks. If I didn’t lift the stress would’ve fucking killed me by now. Yes I know comfy but this shit is new to me.

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>50688899
>admits to trolling

>> No.50688963

So is DTCC the new goalpost

>> No.50688975

I know I am a retard for not doing this sooner, but the fuckery has reached a boiling point, I have finally purchased some shares through CS, or at least I set up a purchase for when the market opens(my work schedule sucks, don’t get to watch the ticker at all during the day).

>> No.50688981

>50688963
>

>> No.50688992

>>50688947
8% lol that was 15 years ago. Shows you how out of touch that nigger faggot is

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THE FIRE OF DRS IS RISING. IT CANNOT BE STOPPED

>> No.50689010
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50689010

fidelity limit sell is 50% over current price, aka ~$50 (at least when I checked their trade conditions a few days ago, I could have sworn they upped it to 5x current price at some point, but that might have been Charles Schwab when I had some shares in there)

computershare limit sell is 100x current price, aka ~$3.5k (but they DO have a hard cap of 214k on limit sells per share, so diversifying is obviously prudent)

>> No.50689028
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>>50688938
>Yeah im splitting, DTCC is supposed to run a tight and coherant split dividend and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck DTCC. Im tired of his antics

>> No.50689037

>>50688975
Wow you might have just beat the buzzer. I'm 50/50 myself.

>> No.50689038
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50689038

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>> No.50689041

>>50689010
howdy

>> No.50689046

You retards are so out of touch. Pretty much a cult at this point. Delusional baggies.

>> No.50689050
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50689050

>>50689007

>> No.50689071

>>50689050
that's fucking hilarious

>> No.50689076

So this split divvy shit is fun and all, but when does it make the price go up?

>> No.50689083
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>>50689050
sir, one day there will be comically rich saürkrauts who will buy these for the kek.

>> No.50689086

>>50689076
It already started making the price go up.

>> No.50689097

>>50688849
Finance is obtuse by design so that weasels can hide sins and endlessly invent magical instruments.
Everybody was confused as fuck in 2008 as well. When you have actual crime/collusion in play, people can just make shit up to keep the ball moving until something forces a final accounting to balance out.

>>50688963
DTCC has been complicit due to FTD fuckery since the beginning.
If you mean GME exercising their withdrawal close, no. It's an interesting idea but they've had legal standing to take action on multiple fronts this whole time, so clearly the strategy has been something else up until this point (although it might very well be something like that at THIS point, but nothing about the scenario has changed).

Historical stock squeezes triggered by a split have been steady or dropped a bit for a couple weeks, followed by big spikes which play out over months or years.
Legally-instantiated squeezes similarly take a year or more to clear up.

Anybody who thought it'd happen literally the next day was very optimistic, but fallout from the Germany thing cascading is a bigger milestone right now.

>>50689010
It's $3500 below $3500 and 3% above market beyond that per NBBO
https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/nysemkt/2016/34-79640-ex5.pdf

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>>50689050
Holy based

>> No.50689124

>>50689071
>>50689083
>>50689103
I could share this with you all, but jannoids will ban you if you post your wallet because it's begging. They will also ban me, because sharing NFTs is apparently begging for money.
>jannies think they have power over me

>> No.50689135

>>50688950
Never stop lifting anon.

>> No.50689146

>>50688759
fucking kek, good one

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50689156

we SPY, FANG and french design houses now

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50689162

kek shorties

>> No.50689167
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~~50689046~~

>> No.50689170
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>>50688759
>in reality

>> No.50689173

>>50689124
sir, I think you missed picrel.

>> No.50689179

https://youtu.be/0n0OxABkOS8

>> No.50689187

>50689170
Please post more meltdownie memes I get a good chuckle from them

>> No.50689203
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>>50689170
Meltdownies are unfunniest no pussy getting faggots in the world.

>> No.50689228

>>50689037
I kept thinking about doing it, but today was the day I finally did it. Job is night shift, eats at my soul, leaves me with no energy when I get home.

>> No.50689229

What the fuck did I miss you fucks?

>> No.50689235

I just woke up what did I miss today?
looks like the DTCC told everybody to just do it split no divvy, so that's interesting.

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>>50689162
does this org chart still apply?

>> No.50689249

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdw03b/pulled_up_my_fidelity_statement_for_july_and_my/
FIDELITYCHADS WE MADE IT

>> No.50689250

do you think that the jews would kill us all in nuclear hellfire just so they don't have to pay us our money?

>> No.50689252

>>50689235
weird, cuz their 8k says differently
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdsjs3/so_the_dtcc_said_its_a_normal_stock_split_guess/
i wonder why the DTCC wanted to switch to a regular split at the last minute

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>>50689250
Samson Option was always an option

>> No.50689261
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>>50689229
Moass came and went. Im currently posting with a haram of big boopa goth girls snorting coke off my body. Sorry fren, we tried to get in touch

>> No.50689264

>>50689170
holy shit is that original image from a 1960's economic textbook?
It's like the spooks making these are begging to be caught

>> No.50689272

ok. So they did a regular split which gave the SHFs a shit load of more shares to short which is why it tanked after the split?

>> No.50689294

>>50689272
>instead of closing to get out they shorted some more
Interesting, as if the former option was never an option

>> No.50689312

I’m going to go to the gym. I’ll be back later. Keep up the good work

>> No.50689323

>>50688759
Something retarded is going to happen the hedgies will offer to pay us in chick-fil-a sandwiches ....... Kek

>> No.50689338
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I will sell 0.01 shares for a life time supply of chick-fil-a
Your move hedgies

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>>50689170
>in reality

>> No.50689343
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>>50689135
You don’t have to tell me twice, fren. Best decision of my life.

>> No.50689346

https://medium.loopring.io/the-2019-truth-on-security-tokens-7800c14129e4

>> No.50689347

>>50689323
I will sell one share for infinite sandwiches

>> No.50689353

>>50688581

Who is this fine gentleman?

>> No.50689355

>>50689261
Shit, oh well.

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>>50689323
Not gonna lie they might be able to shake one share out of my hands in exchange for a bottomless chic-fil-a gift card.

>> No.50689387

>>50689250
You’re telling me I either get moass or I get to escape this shit world and meet my Savior face to face? Sounds like a win either way, is this supposed to be fud?

>> No.50689404
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Just so I understand this correctly - the DTCC willingly and knowingly ignored the directive of the company GME, and instead of conducting the stock split issued as a dividend in the form of issuing new shares in a 3-to-1 ratio to customers that held before the date of record, they told EVERY FUCKING BROKER ON EARTH TO JUST SPLIT THE FUCKING SHARES??? DO YOU FAGGOTS EVEN FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS! THE SHEER TAX IMPLICATIONS THEY HAVE CREATED FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS BY FORCING BROKERS TO SELL EXISTING SHARES TO THEN GO INTO THE MARKET AND REBUY THE REQUISITE NUMBER TO MATCH THEIR CUSTOMERS UPDATED HOLDINGS??!?!?! This is all BEYOND CRIMINAL. It's TAX FRAUD ON AN INTERNATIONAL SCALE AND ALSO SECURITIES FRAUD ON AN INTERNATIONAL SCALE BY THE GOD-DAMNED DEPOSITORY TRUST AND CLEARING CORPORATION THAT HOLDS ALL SHARES ISSUED BY COMPANIES TRADEABLE ON THE MARKET! It's LITERALLY A FUCKING DoJ COMPLAINT AND RICO CASE FOR ALLLLLLLLLL OF FINANCE! They FUCKED EVERY SINGLE BROKER IN EXISTENCE ALONG WITH ALL OF US!

I don't even give a FUCK anymore what the price does. I'm direct depositing every fucking paycheck directly to CS from here on out to buy as many shares as possible, because this is now a binary play with no inbetweens. Either it goes to zero, absolute fucking zero, or it goes to millions and millions and millions of dollars. This is full fucking authorization for the company to remove all shares from the DTCC in 90 days and make them tradeable only on their own blockchain exchange. It's full ironclad reasoning to issue an NFT dividend without reproach. This isn't a fucking shot across the bow, it's a right hook straight to the jaw, nobody's standing in the parking lot talking shit anymore this is now a fucking fistfight. This is the kind of shit that leads to actual fucking wars and revolutions in the longterm.

My dick, and hands, are diamond. Lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50689411

So when the fuck are the shares going to get pulled from the DTCC?

>> No.50689417

>>50689383
kek I was already thinking to myself that bottomless large number 1's with an arnold palmer might be worth a share...

>> No.50689419
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>>50689341

>> No.50689434

>>50689404
BIG THINGS
ARE COMING

>> No.50689439
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50689439

stay satiated frens

>> No.50689441

>>50689404
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL
IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

>> No.50689455

>>50689439
I have 1kg of Biltong to eat until moass, I’m good fren

>> No.50689456
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>>50689404
>the DTCC willingly and knowingly ignored the directive of the company GME
It’s either that or they’ve just proven gross incompetence and shouldn’t be in charge of anything more complex than a neighborhood lemonade stand

>> No.50689458

>>50689404
This was debunked, sers.

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>>50689170
>>50689341
>in reality

>> No.50689476

wait wait wait.. the dtcc FORCED brokers to buy all of the split shares? That makes no fucking sense, that would have sent the price soaring, the volume would have been off the charts. That makes NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER

>> No.50689492

>>50689476
no the DTCC told brokers to do a regular split with the shares they had instead of giving them the shares that gamestop provided
some of you really can't read

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>>50689439
Is that onions?

>>50689404
The dtcc was supposed to run a tight and coherent ship.

>> No.50689501

>>50689404
lol most would call this guy crazy, but if you stop and think of the gravity of what is demonstrably happening, it's pretty jaw dropping. What is happening in Germany is...significant. Anyone trying to tell you otherwise is outing themselves in the process.

>> No.50689504

>>50689476
No you fucking retard the told some brokers to handle the splivvy as a standard split and just split each share into 4. The only reason they would do that is to avoid telling a bunch of brokers they didn't get enough to cover all the billions of synthetics that do but shouldn't exist.

>> No.50689514

>>50689492
Which would be odd cause my TDA shares are listed as a dividend.

>> No.50689517

>>50689504
Okay and do you have any proof of that? Or is this the new baggie goalpost? Lmao

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>>50689404
Will we soon be finally free?

>> No.50689535

>>50689504
They told us for 2 years how God-like and unbeatable they are...and THIS is their play?
Kek.

>> No.50689547

>>50689517
it will come in your newest paste bin soon enough rimjab. Along with your .00000000002 satoshis

>> No.50689548

>>50689535
It's absolutely sloppy, isn't it? For all their ego, they are just completely mediocre beings.

>> No.50689554

>>50689504
I wonder which brokers got told what and how they chose them. There better be a way to distinguish the invented shares versus the real ones, if not then I would be really concerned to have any shares in a broker

>> No.50689556

>>50689517
just go in the cringemines and spend 30 seconds looking, rajesh

>> No.50689565

OH GOD I just realized we may get a Gabe type on here sooner than later. Drunk. In tears. ANGRY. God it will be amazing828k0

>> No.50689578
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>>50689404
This is quite literally the Great Reset. Poof, no more dollars, no more shares, everything lives on blockchains forever or is physical barter. Stop thinking of share prices in fiat. Start thinking of share prices in square miles of land. We have broken New York as thoroughly as the Rothschilds broke London, and we did it under the banner of STOPping the GAME.

>> No.50689579

>>50689554
From what I read on the cringemines, it seems like Fidelity got the lion's share of the dividend shares, and the rest got told to get fucked.

>> No.50689584

>>50689547
>>50689556
So no proof? Kek baggies

>> No.50689585

>>50689518
>I got my 8th booster and now I’m fully vaccinated and 2 inches taller
8/2

>> No.50689587
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50689587

our champion has spoken

>> No.50689594

>>50689548
This is the fate of all Narcissistic sociopaths and psychopaths. A lack of self awareness will always lead you to your doom.

>> No.50689595
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As if im going to give up for logical reasons. You people have ruined every last good godamn thing I could hold on to. I wont sell until the earth has been burnt over by a supernova. There is nothing redeemable you have left me with anyway.

>> No.50689596

>>50689579
TDA was lower on the list but it did get me my shares eventually. I suspect they just went down the list of brokers by AUM and so Fidelity got first pick.

>> No.50689599

Real talk though, when you DRS shares do they retain their position in the tax bracket as longs?

>> No.50689601
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>>50689439
bon APEetite

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>>50689554
>There better be a way to distinguish the invented shares versus the real ones
From John Retail’s perspective there isn’t, and there can’t be if there’s any integrity to be expected in the market. That’s the entire backing of this play

>> No.50689616

Gamestop bagholders how is your stock performing worse than SPY on the year chart? It's fucking embarrassing

>> No.50689619

>>50689554
I think if I was in the dtcc predicament and I had any amount of shares I woulf try and deliver to the brokers with the largest group of shareholders as to keep the brokers and holders themselves quiet to give myself some more time to kick the can. It looks like the Germans fucked up that plan.

>> No.50689620

>>50689599
yes. CS also makes it pretty easy to sell FIFO (if you are one of those weirdoes who is gonna sell shares

>> No.50689624

>>50689587
the price should be going up if they're struggling

>> No.50689637

>50689624
It is and it has been for a few days.

>> No.50689641

>>50689605
then it stands to reason that DRSing is the only conceivable way to identify legitimate shares just by virtue of registering them (if there is really no way to distinguish synthetic vs original)

>> No.50689663

>>50689616
Not even close to as embarrassing as your yellow teeth

Get to the dentist

>> No.50689665 [DELETED] 

>>50689584
fine, rajesh, I'm bored at work so why not.

GME's legal doc sayign it shouild be done as a dividend:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdora5/legal_document_of_how_gamestop_intended_the_stock/

csgo saying it was supposed to be a dividend:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdpx26/i_got_the_answer_directly_from_cs_it_was_a/

the DTCC saying it was supposed to be a dividend:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdsjs3/so_the_dtcc_said_its_a_normal_stock_split_guess/

predditors chatting with their brokers who say the DTC told them to do a regular split:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdlhvp/fidelity_confirms_that_they_are_handling_the_gme/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdhh8h/german_broker_comdirect_says_that_the_dtcc_told/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdq0e0/chat_logs_from_tda_confirming_dtcc_told_them_to/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdndhv/adding_context_to_the_german_debacle_from_cs_rep/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdtimn/okay_germany_hold_our_beer_theres_domestic/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdhi0w/the_1822direkt_apologizes_and_promises_to_book/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdp9zr/t212_purchased_class_a_common_stock_from_the_nyse/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdo2kt/t212_stock_split_not_dividend/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdo09m/t212_seems_to_have_been_told_to_split_too/

>> No.50689667

>>50689641
musical chairs. If there weren't too many shares, all shares are the same. If there are too many shares, whoever gets a seat at CS before the music stops has the "real" shares.

>> No.50689671

Gamestop bagholders still no squeeze huh? Stock split last week but no squeeze? Kek baggies

>> No.50689684

>>50689584
fine, rajesh, I'm bored at work so why not.

>GME's legal doc sayign it shouild be done as a dividend:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdora5/legal_document_of_how_gamestop_intended_the_stock/

>csgo saying it was supposed to be a dividend:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdpx26/i_got_the_answer_directly_from_cs_it_was_a/

>the DTCC saying it was supposed to be a dividend:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdsjs3/so_the_dtcc_said_its_a_normal_stock_split_guess/

>predditors chatting with their brokers who say the DTC told them to do a regular split:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdlhvp/fidelity_confirms_that_they_are_handling_the_gme/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdhh8h/german_broker_comdirect_says_that_the_dtcc_told/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdq0e0/chat_logs_from_tda_confirming_dtcc_told_them_to/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdndhv/adding_context_to_the_german_debacle_from_cs_rep/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdtimn/okay_germany_hold_our_beer_theres_domestic/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdhi0w/the_1822direkt_apologizes_and_promises_to_book/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdp9zr/t212_purchased_class_a_common_stock_from_the_nyse/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdo2kt/t212_stock_split_not_dividend/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wdo09m/t212_seems_to_have_been_told_to_split_too/

>> No.50689686

>>50689641
This is true. I’m not interested in rehashing the last four threads, but I will clarify that because all shares must be treated as though they’re real, the only non-crime way to get rid of the potentially billions of shares that shouldn’t exist (but do, because they’re in our broker accounts) is to buy them back at whatever price they’re available

>> No.50689688
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50689688

Seems like there is great fuckery at work

>> No.50689690

>>50689641
You're missing the point wheter they're real or not is irrelevant so long as your broker actually bought them. If they are treated differently somehow from "real" shares then the whole system is broken and we might was as well accept a mad max future.

>> No.50689709

>>50689686
Anyone with shares in a broker is going to wake up to cash equivalence at pre squeeze values. If you haven't figured that out yet, you never went through grade school and played musical chairs, or I dunno, noticed the last four times wallstreet has committed blatant crime and pilfered from the people who create the actual wealth.

>> No.50689717

>>50689665
>unironically using reddit as a source
>superstonk
Yeah I'm not clicking that shit baggie lmao. Go back.

>> No.50689721

>>50689690
well then it seems to me the only way to avoid a completely apocalyptic mad-max world where shares no longer hold any meaning would be for them to honor the value of a share.... and buy every synthetic share in existence.


jesus christ. That much money doesn't even exist.

>> No.50689728

>>50689717
cope and seethe cuz you have no other counter argument

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>>50689249
Mine is like that too. People shouldn't have doubted Fidelity, especially since they've been so good about DRSing. I'm perfectly content keeping my stack 50/50 between CS and Fidelity.

>> No.50689740
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>>50689721
>That much money doesn't even exist.
That’s the best fud they ever tried to convince us of. The money exists, and it will be ours

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>>50689732

>> No.50689746

>>50689721
>and buy every synthetic share in existence.
We're in agreement. Money isnt real.

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>>50689548
If they were mediocre they would have stopped pushing their control and propoganda 15 years ago and just let the world soar to properity while they lived a life of luxury. But they couldn't stop rubbing their hands, and now half the population is actively weighing the pros and cons of violently genociding them and they are moments away from losing all their worldly wealth because of spiteful shitposters who find the potential unravelling of the entire world economy preferable to current life conditions. Their greatest psyop was getting people to call them elites. Frankly speaking, they are imbeciles.

>> No.50689749

>>50689732
Does "distribution" mean "yes real shares distributed" or is a just internal lingo they use for every split like this?

>> No.50689750

>>50689439

That looks gross. What the hell is it?

>> No.50689763
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>50689741
Sneed and filtered

>> No.50689775

>>50689721
BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.50689786

>>50689721
Did you miss that kerfuffle over the 50 trillion dollar bet that JP Morgan made, that the agency in charge of keeping track of those sorts of bets in the market flat out refused to disclose ANY details of the bet to media outlets that asked them what the bet was specifcally on, even though that's supposed to be the entire point of having that agency keep track of those kinds of bets? You think too small if you think there's such a thing as 'not enough money' to pay us out.

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>>50689404
Guys I'd be lying if I said I wasn't getting a little fudded by this. I know it doesn't change the fact that we are owed the shares, but are they closing those higher shorts then dumping us lower to close more? Where the fuck is the justice?

>> No.50689797

DRS'ed my remaining fidelity shares.
Guess I'm all in CS now,
Lets go!

>> No.50689815

>>50689620
Danke'

>> No.50689827

>>50688849
>It's accounting, not rocket science ffs.
Bro why do you think we're in this situation in the first place? They themselves barely know wtf is going on, by design.

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>>50689749
Next to "distribution" is a column for "quantity" where it shows the exact number of additional shares I received. There is also a column for "amount" which is money amount and I believe that is where a dividend would fall under. So it would appear that distribution = shares and dividend = dollar amount

>> No.50689841
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50689841

I worked 12 hours today. I will work 12 tomorrow. And on and on for as long as I can forsee.
I've been holding this for a year and a half. I hardly consider it an asset or money any longer.
Its more akin to a winning lotto ticket I bought that doesn't expire.
When I "find" it again, if its worth $1 or much more it will still be something extra.

>> No.50689846

>>50689548
They are pathetic to be honest.

>> No.50689856

>>50689835
So what I'm saying is I don't think Fidelity's system qualifies shares as a dividend, even though that is technically what it is. Shares were added to my account and it wasn't just multiplied by 4.

>> No.50689864

>>50689587
>our champion
qui?
>>50688886

>> No.50689866

Yeah I'm Ryan Cohen, I'm supposed to run a tight and coherent ship and this is what I reward you with. Fuck me. Im tired of my antics

>> No.50689880

>>50689789
Kek everyone is comfy knowing that all the post splivvy drama is vindication of the entire thesis for moass but somehow you manage to fud yourself by creating scenarios that I just saw a shill try in the last thread.

>> No.50689888

>>50689721
>That much money doesn't even exist
Debt, anon. Debt. DEBT. DEBT.

>> No.50689892

Is there going to be a big crypto rug tonight?

>> No.50689893

>>50689846
Does anyone have the E screenshots? He said exactly this. That no one behind the scenes knew what to do and 98 percent are idiots faking. Didn’t he also just say “after Monday it will be impossible to ignore” I’m sorry I know it’s fucking retarded, but I just can’t get old Joe getting Covid twice out of my head. It stuck out so fucking much to me after he said that was the cue. What I’m trying to say is that it sure as fuck feels like something is actually happening for once

>> No.50689906

>>50689866
Congratulations guy who first said this and brags about it everytime. Ryan finally did it. Did your dick explode when you read that?

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>>50689892
I hope so, we're due for another one

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>> No.50689918

>>50689893
Please stop giving larpers attention. Nothing he said was even remotely more informed than what the least retarded poster here would know.

>> No.50689927

can you IMAGINE the fucking phonecalls and clusterfuckery through brokerages, offices and high rises this whole week at all hours of the night?

makes me want to load minecraft, put on some diamond gear and sneak into nether fortress office since I doubt any withers will be looking with the cluterfuckery happening anyway

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>>50689404
All I wanted to do was play vidya...

>> No.50689945

>>50689918
You’re right. I am feeling sleepy. I will just go take a nap. Thanks anon

>> No.50689952

>>50689893
What's actually weird about E is that the actual shills have barely used it as a cudgel since it happened. It's like handing them a told freebie and they just ignore it? That doesn't add up. E spooked someone.

>> No.50689958

>>50689917
kek

>> No.50689970

>>50689952
*total freebie

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>>50689585
Now this is autism, fren.
Well-done.

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>>50689880
It's proof of what we knew all along, but it there any chance the kikes can weasel out of it this way? Thanks in advance, because I am not a smart man I just buyed a stock because people said it was antisemitic.

>> No.50690003

>>50689750
Mapo tofu, it's hao (good).

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>>50689952
True, especially considering what shills did with things like GERN and the whole "DOTR" nonsense.

>> No.50690021

>>50689986
No if their was a way for them to weasel out of those they would've tried that a year ago and you and I wouldn't even be having this conversation on an Angolan monkey wrangling forum.

>> No.50690022

>>50689986
I wonder if they can attempt to weasel out of this shit through executive order, to preserve the markets.

>> No.50690026

>>50689952
E Qasim a terrible larp, even as far as 4chan larps go. So bad that shills didn't even bother with it. That should tell you what you need to know.

>> No.50690050

>>50690012
Exactly. I'm not saying that legitimizes whatever was posted, I don't really much give a shit either wah, but it's an interesting response that's the exact opposite from what you'd expect.

>> No.50690060

>>50690022
They could but that would lead to minecraft and it still wouldn't actually solve the problem given Ken apparently sold whole floats to Germany and south Korea. I can't even imagine how many shares are out there.

>> No.50690069

>>50690022
Checked and no way, that would be the end of the libtards. Rugging the little guys to protect wall street would be the curb stomp that finished them for good.

>>50690026
>Qasim
I tries to type was. I am drunk af and google is outed as a sand nigger.

>> No.50690077

>>50690012
>>50690050
I think it's more that we're literally a cunt hair away from moass and they just don't have time to engage on that level of fud.

>> No.50690080

>>50689986
The worst case scenario mentioned would be that the DTCC took the shares and handed them over to the hedgies. The problem with that is that even that much (roughly x3 the old float) doesn't begin to cover the short position the hedgefags have built up. (From bloomberg data, extrapolating out from a Swedish broker's ownership, they could owe as much as 50 floats to us.)
Furthermore, this only pushes the obligation to deliver onto the brokers. This creates enemies in the ENTIRE fucking financial sector for the hedgies. Imagine being the one that is threatening this gravy train with your disproportionate greed from the start, then you tie yourself to all the other fucking participants? Absolutely suicidal. These aren't the actions of someone who is winning.

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>>50690026
>qasim
This stock is set to explode, isn't it?

>> No.50690104

>>50689721
>jesus christ. That much money doesn't even exist.
Where have you been the past fucking... the history of humanity? That's why this shit is such a problem you npc fucking cretin.

>> No.50690140

we.... WAGMI bros... finally...

>> No.50690142
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50690142

I admit I've been browsing Superstink for a long time now but looking at how easily they all get frazzled and confused despite how "zen" they say they are really goes to show how unintelligent they really are. They constantly need people to worship and any little hiccup or inconsistency in anything is immediately labeled as shill attack orchestrated by Ken Griffin himself. The DD is done. Now is the time to patiently wait for MOASS. You are prepared, right?

>> No.50690148

>>50690026
>>50690069
I get what you're saying. It's not like it was telling us anything we didn't already assume. I just realized shills hadn't been dunking on us for E posting after reading that other anon's post, and it struck me as odd. >>50690077 probably has the right idea though. There are way more pressing concerns than some shitty larp on a Laotian facetime troubleshooting support board.

>> No.50690150

>>50689404
so what does this mean? How will this benefit traders and investors?

where do I pump my coins into?

>> No.50690159

speaking of dunking...

>> No.50690168

>>50690142
They say they're zen but aren't for the same reason their """smile""" is the sõy rictus. They feel social pressure to lie about their mental state.

>> No.50690183

>>50690159
His absence is felt.

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50690187

>>50690080
I concur with your assessment

Wagmi

>> No.50690196

>>50689893
Also tomorrow is TUESDAY!

>> No.50690230

>>50690187
trying to invest in wagmi… is it over? or too late to make real profit?

>> No.50690281

>>50689917
Bullish

>> No.50690286

>>50690142
Just because it's a cult doesn't mean it's wrong. In fact that's probably the most entertaining timeline.

>> No.50690303

Is Superstonk down for anyone?

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>>50690168
>sõy rictus

fucking kek

>> No.50690339

>>50690303
Up for me, and I use old.reddit like anybody who goes to that shithole should

>> No.50690357

>>50690093
Kek, it's just me, a simple white man who has had too much bourbon. Honest mistake haha.

>> No.50690372

>>50690357
assalamualaikum my fellow white man.

>> No.50690386

>>50690339
What's the difference? What benefits do you get out of doing that?

>> No.50690393

It got eerily comfy in here.

>> No.50690396

>>50690357
Bourbon sucks, I dunno how you mutts drink that shit. Tastes like scotch + Monsanto corn syrup.

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>>50689934
Soon we will be able to play all of the vidya

>> No.50690406

>>50690357
>a simple white man
As a white person I just realized I’ve never had to tell some I’m where. It’s just understood. Is that privilege? Did this shill just out himself because he lacks privilege? he seems awful concerned about letting that Q auto correct slip. Like he has been posting about q while being white, and drinking bourbon. Did I just watch a Steve buscemi “hey there high school kids” happen in real time?

>> No.50690407

>>50690393
their shifts are over

>> No.50690408

>>50688515
Blessed yil

>> No.50690410

>>50690142
Once the numbers start flying up and down and up again you'll see the real hardcore holders make it. I don't think they really actually know the pressure they are all in for no matter how "zen" they say they are.

>> No.50690420

When the DOT is BLUE things are askew

>> No.50690431

Lads, be real with me. Nothing is going to happen is it? The DTCC canceled the split, there is no difference between a forward split and a dividend split fundamentally besides who is delivering the shares and they just gave them all to hedgies to close while giving us fake shares. I bet Ryan Cohen himself did not forsee this level of bullshit. They fucked us

>> No.50690442
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50690442

kek baggies
you bought in at $300
and now it is 33$
you are the shittiest investors
and you are in a cult
hahahahahahahahaha
sad!

>> No.50690448

>>50690410
100 percent this. The only people left on stonk are the weakest of all the original holders. Each iteration of subs was stupider than the last. They will all sell at the first pop to a thousand, pat themselves on the back for a week of crab as Dave calls them hero’s, then the squeeze will actually start and they will cry from the sidelines. “But half dane said it was the top!”

>> No.50690457

>>50688723

Here's one already.

>>50690431

>> No.50690463

>>50690431
Your right I just transferred all my DRS shares back to shit brokers. After today you are crazy to not trust your broker

>> No.50690476

I predict a contrived computershare drama. The shills give away the bosses plans for the week.

>> No.50690480

Gotta admit I really got on the Dr's train late. Ibkr is only letting my trade on Friday. All things considered if we start mooning by then, way past my cost basis, I wouldn't complain. Shame I'll have to settle for a measly 6 figures, barely anything but at least it happened. My failure most likely caused this, you're welcome friends.

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i dont want the block chain shit just moon already i want off the ride please

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>>50690480

>> No.50690571

>>50689578
gme was either the destined trigger for the great reset or its going to completely derail it

>> No.50690581

>>50690571
yep, I have no idea which side of the coin it falls on

>> No.50690588

>>50690142
What else did you expect from upvote farmers? Be careful that you don't slowly become them.

>> No.50690590

>>50690448
New fag here, what happens if I leave my
shares on (((Schwab))) and not DRS when squeeze comes?

>> No.50690592

I have to get the shot for a job I want by the end of the month. I'm probably NGMI but at least Ill have 2800 shares for my family to leave behind

>> No.50690600
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It's over

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Tyfys

>> No.50690603

Update on the German situation?

>> No.50690615

>>50690442
Kek crypto baggie
You bought it at $62,000
It’s now $23,000
It’s imaginary internet money with no real value
You’re in a cult

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>>50689434
>>50689441
TOMORROW
IS A TUESDAY
>>50689456
Checked sequential trips of MOTHERFUCKIN' TRUTH
>50689458
The rebunking skunk sends his regards.
>>50689497
KEK
>>50689501
It's insane. It's unprecedented. This is a Ron-Paul level habbening in the world of finance. There is no other adequate way to describe the sheer level of fuckery, and since the company cannot go to zero as the company itself would buy up all the shares, it's literally buying winning lottery tickets for 35$ a pop
>>50689518
Yes, my fren.
>>50689578
I'm strangely okay with this as it means I get paid fat fucking stacks and get to live a great life and help people until I die.
>>50689789
Checked sequential trips again, and if you're still fudded then fuck right off you dumbass. Literally cannot go to zero, the only other option is gorillions.
>>50689934
ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
>>50690150
BUCKLE THE FUCK UP BUCKAROO

>> No.50690679

>>50690600
...for the dtcc

>> No.50690699

>>50689841
Stay strong fren, WAGMI.

>> No.50690702

>>50690602
kek

>> No.50690710

>>50689741
Prophetic digits of truth. Fidelity has been solid insofar as not fucking people around on direct registering shares, but direct registration is the literal only way to make sure you all get paid and me too. Book entry at fucking that. I'll still use Fidelity when this is all over for a bunch of different shit, but I will not ever hold shares in a company with a brokerage again.

>> No.50690716

>>50690679
Remember when this started and we were talking about how the squeeze would reach $1000 and bankrupt melvin capital? How starry-eyed and naive we were back then.

>> No.50690720
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What did they mean by this?

>> No.50690730

>>50690720
bros, what if this german rugpull creates the next hitler?

>> No.50690741

>>50690679
>>50690716
What will he your copium when nothing happens in 90 days?
Will you finally admit you were wrong?

>> No.50690759

>>50690406
I considered leaving the thread after I saw the autocorrect. Don't know what else to say

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>>50690741
I would finally admit it was wrong to not enable pvp sooner

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>>50690741
Not him, and I know your sneeding, but at this point if nothing happens no one is going to sell. I will get 2-3 jobs before I sell my shares.

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>>50690601
>>50690601
>>50690601
Threaded

>> No.50690807

its like a tragical comedy. If they had just shut the fuck up, not said anything, not put on anything relating to it in cnbc, not given it any attention in the headlines then maybe just maybe I would've gotten bored with it. All they had to do is NOT talk like they have been. They are their own worst enemy.

>> No.50690817

>>50690796
faggot

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>>50688433
Mfw the brokers have to start acquiring shares to deliver the split dividend

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>>50690741
What will he your copium when a GME squeeze happens within 90 days?
Will you finally admit you were wrong?

>> No.50690871

>>50690003
damn I forgot all about that shit I was vegetarian in high school and used to get mapo from P.F. Chang’s all the time kek thanks for the memories

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>>50690844
>>50690844
>>50690844
Threaded.

>>50689341
>>50689466 Checked
Heh.

>> No.50690930

>>50689404
>404
in the absence of sound, there will be honks

>> No.50690957

>>50690571
>>50690581
will LINK prophecies hold true once every share exists on the blockchain

>> No.50692704

>>50690571

GME prevented the great reset as the economy crashing would send this to the moon. And they don’t want millions of weirdos to become multi billionaires.