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[Anonymous No.50674913]

HOLY SHIT I JUST WANT A GIRLFRIEND

[Anonymous No.50674933]

>>50674913
Play Pokémon Go. It’s a dating app for awkward young adults

[Anonymous No.50674956]

>>50674933
IM NOT AWKWARD AND I ONLY PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

[Anonymous No.50674981]

>>50674913
Just get rich bro, then you’ll get mad bitches and hoes, know what I’m saying nigger?

[Anonymous No.50674986]

>>50674913
Just date women, and then you'll have a girlfriend within a month or two.

[Anonymous No.50674993]

>>50674956
There's your problem

[Anonymous No.50675000]

>>50674913
You ask for too much. Best I could do is a sex doll.

[Anonymous No.50675005]

>>50674913
It’s extremely overrated OP. I promise you. She won’t actually care about you so there’s not really a point.

[Anonymous No.50675012]

>>50674913
go outside

[Anonymous No.50675015]

>>50674913
nein

[Anonymous No.50675023]

Priced in

[Anonymous No.50675022]

Countless generations of your ancestors were able to get girlfriends (or at least breeding partners) - what did they have that you don't?

[Anonymous No.50675027]

>>50674956
Ok, I tried to help. It worked for me.

[Anonymous No.50675031]

>>50675012
Ok I went outside. What next anon

[Anonymous No.50675038]

>>50674913
Cycle of men

>1 - want gf
>2 - get gf
>3 - want to be away from gf
>4 - maybe its just her
>5 - nope it wasn't
>6 sign on door "no females"

[Anonymous No.50675046]

>>50675022
no standards

[Anonymous No.50675048]

>>50675022
A communal society free of cultural marxism, for starters

[Anonymous No.50675075]

>>50674956
League is such a timesink of nothing, learn Japanese or something else instead

[Anonymous No.50675081]

>>50675038
>get gf
>gf is crazy
>dump gf
>get second gf
>second gf is crazy
>wtf are the odds of that!? wow i must be unlucky
>get third gf
>hmm
>realise its up to men to weather the storm that is female insanity or never reproduce

[Anonymous No.50675087]

>>50674913
no you don't
>start seeing a sperg or whale woman because that's all you can get
>be lovedrunk for a couple months
>settle in to repetitive childhood trauma re-enactment/negotiation interactions
>settle in to nagging, avoidance, fight, reset routines
>try and fail to convince yourself that sex frequency tapering off is no big deal
>try and fail to convince yourself that doing things with her is fun
>try and fail to convince yourself that "taking a break" means she's not cheating on you
>try and fail to convince yourself that "taking a break" was the most you've enjoyed your time in months
>repeat the cycle 4 or 5 more times in as many years with the same chick
>finally get dumped and give in to the delusion that it's not the best thing that's happened to you since the sex was still good
fuck having girlfriends anon. you will end up with one or two anyway, but ALWAYS remind yourself that the long game is to get enough skill to manage strictly sexual relationships with women and keep them at arm's length lest they destroy you.

[Anonymous No.50675114]

>>50675038
Kek this is extremely accurate

Repeat this cycle until it finally gets through your simp head that women aren’t worth it. Unless they’re from certain countries. Azeri women are god-tier for instance.

[Anonymous No.50675124]

>>50675081
>Get two GF who are married to each other
>?????

[Anonymous No.50675146]

>>50675081
>be alive during the Black Death
>First wife dies of plague
>dump her (into plague pit)
>Get another wife. She dies of plague
>dump her next to first wife
>Change Lords, hire exorcists,
>Excorcist is a cool guy he hooks me up with horny widower
>She dies of plague.
>hmm
>realise its up to men to weather the storm that is female insanity or never reproduce

[Anonymous No.50675148]

>>50675038
The blackpill is actually the white pill in terms of its power to free you. The best cure for a woman-obsessed mind is to jump in head-first and get emotionally involved with a woman. If that doesn't cure you of the Disney desire for romantic love, nothing will.

[Anonymous No.50675171]

>>50674913
demoralization shill