/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50668286]

>High school: "Like, EW! What an ugly creep! Becky asked him out as a joke and he actually said 'yes'! Ohmigod, did he think he even had a chance???"
>College: *completely ignores you while fucking Chads every week*
>Working life: "I, like, don't think that this candidate displayed enough of our Core Values in his interview. He got the technical questions right but he didn't show Excellent Enthusiasm or Majestic Motivation in his teamwork examples. We should reject him."

[Anonymous No.50668306]

>>50668286
Wow OP, roasties BTFO.

[Anonymous No.50668310]

>>50668286
This could have been a cool short movie

[Anonymous No.50668316]

>>50668286
Bye

[Anonymous No.50668320]

>>50668286
worthless roasties

[Anonymous No.50668366]

>>50668286
HR seemed so arbitrary and stupid until I realized it's all women. Women only want you when you're taken and can pull women. HR roasties only want you when you're employed. Wearing a wedding ring or talking about your girlfriend in the interviews probably raises your odds by 2x. They literally do their job with monkey brain instincts

perhaps im just autistic but that's my experience. Best interview I ever had I was half drunk and talked about football and my make believe girlfriend and plans for kids

[Anonymous No.50668390]

>>50668286
>Becky asked him out as a joke
This happened to me. I didn't realize it was a joke until a few months later after agonizing and daydreaming about this girl the whole time.

[Anonymous No.50668412]

>accepting jobs at fagman

[Anonymous No.50668418]

>>50668286
worthless whores

[Anonymous No.50668419]

>>50668390
Did you have the self respect to shoot up the school when you realised anon?

[Anonymous No.50668448]

>>50668286
>women hate thread #4785535677
Fuck off back to pol

[Anonymous No.50668490]

>>50668448
women are a disaster and deserve constant mockery, especially these recruiter whores that rely only on their appearances for cold opens

[Anonymous No.50668501]

>>50668419
Well to be honest it was actually her and her friends passing me on the way to class and her friends saying, "SHE LIKES YOUUUU!" presumably to have a little fun at her expense before continuing on.

[Anonymous No.50668536]

>>50668501
If that happened to me I would have hit her and the stupid sluts she was walking with. Tolerating this abuse from these whores is unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.50668571]

>>50668536
Whenever something like this (people randomly being assholes tom me, totally unprovoked) happens I'm usually too blindsided and dumbstruck to respond appropriately. Then I'll rage in my wage cage about it a bit later, thinking of the perfect response.

[Anonymous No.50668577]

>>50668536
Surely it's just the natural way. Getting made fun of like that is an indication you need to get your life in order.

use the anger to get rich and go to the gym. When you got your life in order, girls suddenly become adorable to u

[Anonymous No.50668586]

>>50668501
she might've really liked you and they roasted her for it
sometimes it like that

[Anonymous No.50668592]

>>50668586
Guess we'll never know.

[Anonymous No.50668614]

>>50668592
Look her up on social media and ask her and post the results

[Anonymous No.50668635]

>>50668286
It’s not that bad. You just let them believe that they are important and have earned their way to a respected position, then they are an asset to you.

But that’s women for you. They can rant all day about how men are trash and women are the smarter of the two but at night they want you to slap their tits as you ream their pretty little pink pussy and scream out “it’s your pussy! It’s your pussy!”

The biggest feminist Ive ever known just wanted me to treat her like a fuck doll and choke her while calling her my little slut.

[Anonymous No.50668662]

>>50668286
I love hot recruiters because they recruit other hot people and, as a hot person, I love have hot coworkers

[Anonymous No.50668664]

>>50668577
>Surely it's just the natural way
You think it's natural and acceptable to be abused by women? If any woman dares show me any level of disrespect I will remind them who the physically superior gender is, a fact they seem to have forgotten in the modern age.

[Anonymous No.50668674]

>complaining about vapid HR roasties

They're my favorite people to interview with, all you have to do is act nice and speak in cliches and it's game over, easy W

Try a technical interview with an actual bald jackass who wants to see how much you remember from theoretical college CS classes

[Anonymous No.50668686]

>>50668286
imagine getting filtered by women. neurotypical chads, we just can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.50668707]

>>50668674
This, dealing with women is far more pleasurable than with 4chan spergs if you're not braindead

[Anonymous No.50668809]

>>50668366
I kind of hoped you and OP are wrong. But considering how many job offers one gets when they are searching for a job versus to how many one gets when they already have a high paying one... damn.

[Anonymous No.50668836]

>>50668674
This. Super easy if you can smile the whole time, slip a couple (professional) compliments in, and act just like 5% gay.

[Anonymous No.50668862]

>>50668366
Mention having a small adorable-aged child (2-3) and especially them doing something cute? Or mention they are “special needs”? Multiply your odds by 10. It’s a complete cheat code.

[Anonymous No.50668922]

>>50668286
Americans are just shitbags.

[Anonymous No.50668931]

>>50668390
this happened to me at both high schools i went to. the roastie squad would march into the library a couple times a year to torment us with emotional manipulation and laugh at us stutter and blush

[Anonymous No.50668974]

what normies don't understand is how technically difficult it is to fake being a normie. just comes naturally to you but there's a lot more to it then you realize. acting like a normie when you're not is basically pulling off a high level scam and if you don't have the social intelligence it takes a lot of practice and studying. especially when you have to start lying about having a gf and stuff and having it all come across as natural just to get a job. it's harder then you might think.
>>50668674
for example for a non-normie the bald jackass would be an easier interview by far it's just regurgitating some facts you memorized. do some studying before the interview and its easy enough. but the hr roastie? you have to fabricate and act out an entire persona despite having never trained as professional actor you have to pull off a tom cruise level performance.

people are really really good at spotting and filtering out those who aren't normal. faking normalcy is harder then you think.

[Anonymous No.50668999]

>>50668974
and if you fuck it up you just come across as even weirder then if you had just been yourself. a lot of pressure.

[Anonymous No.50669085]

>>50668674
100% this

[Anonymous No.50669098]

>>50668286
I’m a fatty on my way to becoming a chad will these roasties employ me?

[Anonymous No.50669117]

>>50668974
if you can't fake normalcy the best you can hope to do is be calm, be friendly, be agreeable. don't be a high tension awkward, that makes people nervous. be low tension. shrug off any awkwardness with a smile and when things don't go well just give up and don't fight it and dont get depressed in front of them. some normies take pity and give you a shot if you're a genuinely nice guy. especially if you can crack a joke or show honest amusement at the normies jokes. if you can be nice without faking it that can work for you that can be an edge. doesn't work with all normies, but older women and any men are receptive to genuine niceness.

[Anonymous No.50669139]

>>50668448
I hate women, fuck off back to reditcuck.
Bald ass nigger.

[Anonymous No.50669157]

>>50669117
How about I do none of that and YOU stop being a fucking weirdo normie fuck, Eh? nigger ass fucking faggot beta male.
Leave me alone and let me do my job, NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.50669158]

>>50669117
younger women just assume all genuine niceness is a passive aggressive attempt to get laid. it's a natural defense that's all don't take offense you'd be the same way if you were a chick. so around younger women just be professional even formal and hopefully she doesn't assume you want to fuck her then any niceness you can't help but put off wont as likely be taken the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.50669165]

>>50668686
Imagine introverts getting filtered by the job interview process, which filters out introverts and selects for extroverts by design.

[Anonymous No.50669195]

>>50669157
>fucking weirdo normie
huh? am i weirdo or a normie, make up your mind
>leave me alone and let me do my job
would love to but if you're a normie you're not going to leave me alone unless i can fake some level of normalcy or at least put you at ease with some genuine and calm niceness

[Anonymous No.50669225]

>>50668286
This is what's killing western companies. Innovation has ground to a halt. Its pretty much all happening in startups because of this.
Roasties killing corporations is pretty based of them ngl.

[Anonymous No.50669226]

>>50668286
is recruiter the new nurse for basic bitches?

[Anonymous No.50669228]

>>50669165
depending on the job they might be better off filtering out introverts.

but if its a job that doesn't require a high degree of extraversion then the company would be rejecting a lot of potential talent if hr roasties are screening to reject introverts

[Anonymous No.50669239]

>>50668366
based

[Anonymous No.50669258]

>>50669225
>Roasties killing corporations is pretty based of them ngl.
i like that attitude, looking on the bright side.

[Anonymous No.50669261]

>>50668674
>who wants to see how much you remember from theoretical college CS classes
That shit is conjured up by HR roasties and homosexuals. No software developer believes they are worth a damn.

[Anonymous No.50669584]

Losers will end up working the retail sector

[Anonymous No.50669768]

test

[Anonymous No.50669966]

>>50668286
>Have a deep radio DJ sounding voice
>Spend meetings talking about going on hikes, traveling, and doing fun stuff with my niece
I do the least amount of work on my team, I'm a fucking bum, but the HR and management women love me.
Just treat them like children and yet at the same time make them feel important and they're putty in your hand.
Its all fucking retarded and I'd prefer not having to do this shit, but fact of the matter is women fill the majority of "administration" roles across fortune 100 businesses. I didn't make the game, I'm just forced to play it.

[Anonymous No.50670053]

>>50668286
incel hands actually typed this out and thought we would go along with it lmao

[Anonymous No.50670369]

Nuke California.

[Anonymous No.50670414]

>>50668286
They will just compensate by hiring only ugly people unironically.

[Anonymous No.50670486]

>>50668286
Letting women out of the kitchen and its consequences have proven disastrous for the human race

[Anonymous No.50670520]

>>50668286
wow op, this was a wonderful topic related to business and finance. thank you for telling everyone you get no pussy.

[Anonymous No.50670677]

>>50670486
I mean she's an extraordinary example of her kind, there are enough men that are fucked up mentally too, but yes, all in all we all should subtly work to get women back to were they belong

[Anonymous No.50671246]

>>50668286
Recruiters don't have any input on hiring decisions. Their job is to convince people to apply then communicate with the candidate and the people doing the hiring.

[Anonymous No.50671287]

>>50668286
incels getting toasty

[Anonymous No.50671421]

It should be the last thing to complain when you don't get the job. You suck, not the toasties, grow up and be a man, even it's a ugly one

[Anonymous No.50671587]

>>50668286
The power dynamic is reversed if you are in software or IT.

>be in IT (specifically Exchange admin shit)
>leave previous job because manager is a 90 IQ cocksucker
>have recruiters knocking down my door trying to get me to their company
>Stacies and chads having to suck up to me and play off each other
>gigastacy is really eager to get me into her company
>act like im really interested even though I already know Im going somewhere else
>verbally accept her offer
>shes really excited and sends over paperwork right after we get off the phone
>ghost her and take the other job
>she messages me on Linkedin later that week asking why I went with other company
>ghost her
>

[Anonymous No.50672013]

>>50668366
Haha I actually wear a fake ring to interviews. Suddenly I go from a "shy and quiet loser" to "handsome, dark, and mysterious"

HR is a joke.

[Anonymous No.50672065]

>>50668366
I used to be invisible to women on the street until I put a wedding band on. Now I get eyeballed by women everywhere. I hate women so much it’s unreal

[Anonymous No.50672076]

>>50672013
>Suddenly I go from a "shy and quiet loser" to "handsome, dark, and mysterious"

No you don't, loser

[Anonymous No.50672078]

>>50668448
It's funny how much the people responding to you are seething

[Anonymous No.50672100]

>>50672013
No you just sound like a faggot 100%

[Anonymous No.50672105]

>>50668571
costanza!

[Anonymous No.50672111]

>>50672078
Fuck your mother you tiny dicked cuck

[Anonymous No.50672119]

>50672076
>50672100
>baiting in the year of our Lord 2022
I couldn't hear you over the sound of how much money I'm making by getting into jobs solely by conning naive interviewers.

[Anonymous No.50672123]

>>50668286
Social Skills is one of the most important skill-sets to work on.

[Anonymous No.50672130]

>>50672065
No you just sound like a faggot 100%

[Anonymous No.50672142]

>>50672130
KEK He does!

[Anonymous No.50672201]

>>50672130
More like 200%

[Anonymous No.50672227]

>>50671587
uhhhhhhhh b-b-b-b-b-b-based?!?!?!?!?!???

[Anonymous No.50672253]

>>50668286
Is fuck every single one of them.

[Anonymous No.50672324]

>>50668286
>have woman project manager
>whole project falls apart
>they blame senior technical people (me) for not managing the project for them

[Anonymous No.50672334]

>>50668366
>be me, pick up autist
>put on fake ring
>go to Korean grocery store
>women eye me so hard it breaks through autism
>pretend to look for fish sauce
>bitch wearing yoga pants is eyeing me hard
>me: I should have invested in fish sauce
>she snorts
>a ring a ding ding

[Anonymous No.50672359]

>>50670486
>the million bbc stare

Many such cases

[Anonymous No.50672574]

A thread died for this. I hope you all are fucking happy.

[Anonymous No.50672597]

>>50668286
Just find a based company like Kraken

[Anonymous No.50672611]

>>50672013
>>50672065
>>50672334
is this real?

[Anonymous No.50672721]

>>50670486
That kid is unironically dead now

[Anonymous No.50672778]

>>50672611
What can you lose, $200?

[Anonymous No.50672784]

>>50672611
Real as 100k BTC.

[Anonymous No.50672907]

>>50668286
How easy is it to be a slightly attractive woman in modern society?
Is there even a second of actual suffering?

[Anonymous No.50672915]

>>50672611
On one hand I think this is Psy-Op so women will even stay farther away from you
>oh he's hot but too bad he's married or else I'd fucked him
On the other hand, when I had a GF, and walked outside with her I got a lot of attention from other women.
>He's taken so he must have 'something' that is attractive to women

[Anonymous No.50672981]

>>50672611
Would I ever lie to you anon? Only if you're standing between me and success, or money, or a really cool hat.

[Anonymous No.50673149]

>>50672721
Jesus Christ i never knew that. God Almighty.

Demons walk among us

[Anonymous No.50673165]

>>50673149
Yup

Vaxtards are literal demons

[Anonymous No.50673234]

>>50668836
Acting gay is 100% a good strategy. Makes it seem like you won’t be a creep who will hit on the hot women in the office.

[Anonymous No.50673586]

>>50673165
>Helen blythe
>blythe masters
>2 more weeks, trust the plan

[Anonymous No.50673593]

>>50672907
they like abusive men, all they do is suffer

[Anonymous No.50673657]

>>50672721
I hate this cunt so badly, people like this deserve cacti rape before a shotgun slug up the asshole.

[Anonymous No.50673679]

>>50673593
Women are like racquetballs. The harder you beat them the faster they come back to you.

[Anonymous No.50673760]

>>50673593
>>50673679
I can't figure this one out, I used to think it was shitty/absent fathers that resulted in women being addicted to abuse, but my dad was a good father and my sister turned into a complete piece of shit that hit the wall at 27.

[Anonymous No.50673773]

>>50672324
Jason is that you?

[Anonymous No.50673852]

>>50672611
Yes, everyone wants what they can't have. Women exist in a state where they seek constant validation. Married men deprive the roastie of validation because he has a wife and therefor doesn't give a fuck that roastina wore the extra skimpy outfit today. Rostina craving the validation from everyone takes your lack of caring as a challenge.

[Anonymous No.50674085]

>>50673773
tom?

[Anonymous No.50674177]

>>50668448
>white knighting holes on a mongolian tennis forum

[Anonymous No.50674338]

>>50669584
Those glass with that beard....

[Anonymous No.50674387]

Fake wedding ring bros are 100% right

I have trialed this myself in real life many times, and it makes a massive difference to how women treat you.


Women are fucked in the head

[Anonymous No.50674763]

I wear a gold ring which sometimes gets mistaken for a wedding ring i reckon. Is that the reason women have been giving me extra respect last few years?

[Anonymous No.50674813]

>>50672013
>Haha I actually wear a fake ring to interviews. Suddenly I go from a "shy and quiet loser" to "handsome, dark, and mysterious"
>HR is a joke.

[Anonymous No.50674852]

the reason this is happening is because women don't hold back on treating you nicely because they think you won't hit on them. they still think you are ugly dumbshits

[Anonymous No.50674942]

>>50670677
Men who are crazy bash a couple people and end up in prison. Nothing filters out the crazy women.

[Anonymous No.50674982]

>>50672611
>Some girl already went through the hard weeks/months/years of dating you to figure out you're a good guy and married you
>You also agreed to marriage and are willing to look after someone you love
It's pre-selection, and women's brains are wired to look for it. Filters through men for her with literally zero effort, all she has to do is steal you from the other girl, or even just get knocked up by you will suffice nowadays.

[Anonymous No.50675102]

>>50670486
>>50672721

she killed that boy and walked away with headpats

[Anonymous No.50675127]

You sound bitter, I imagine half of them are actually nice women that you can easily get along with.

[Anonymous No.50675147]

>>50674813
nobody wants to see your self-portrait attention whore

[Anonymous No.50675184]

>>50669225
I agree, as these companies marketcaps exploded to the size of countries, they started developing the needless people feeling needless roles to validate each other.

When the correction comes I guarantee anyone who has done "a day in the life of working at ..." Vlog, will be gone in the first round. Shareholders only care about social issues when making mad bank.

[Anonymous No.50675217]

>be tall, fit veteran chad
>high level security clearance with CS degree and experience
>pretty much guaranteed $200k/year anywhere
>HR whores hitting me up on linkedin constantly with interview requests or 6 figure offers, highest I’ve gotten was $300k starting
>don’t even know what to do with myself and don’t care

[Anonymous No.50675226]

>>50672721
we used to burn women that did this....

[Anonymous No.50675256]

>>50668366
>Wearing a wedding ring
Dang this is some genius right here. But most of my interviews only have hr doing light screening.

[Anonymous No.50675285]

>>50673165
>>50673149
>>50672721
>>50673149
>>50673657
>>50675102
you murderous scam, you have killed with your antivaxxing countless of old people and sickly people and you have the audacity to double down with shit conspiracy theories based on statistically insignificant deaths of 1 in a literal billion when your murders are 1 in 1000 or even less.

fuck you and die you retarded /pol/ack nazis.

[AppallingApustasa No.50675430]

>>50668366
>be me
>get married, wear ring

literally no difference

you're all delusional

[Anonymous No.50675444]

>>50675285
Kek

[Anonymous No.50675486]

>>50668366
>They literally do their job with monkey brain instincts
that's the point. hr exists to filter autists because they are pain in the ass to work with. nobody really expects you to have the same values as whatever retarded shit hr spews. you must be somewhat decent at pretending you do.

[Anonymous No.50675515]

>>50675430
This

/r9k/ schzio tier strategy

[Anonymous No.50675769]

>>50672721
first pic is a different woman than the later tweets
unsure whether second kid was vaxxed

>>50675184
look up ESG, fren

the people running the money printer don't care about profit, they care about making you a slave. they will cut operations and keep hiring the diversity officers

the Diversity Officers are the same as putting a Communist Party Board in the company - you think they'll sacrifice that so the little guy can make a buck?

[Anonymous No.50675820]

>>50668366
Yeah the wedding band thing is a pretty well known tip for technical skill guys that change companies every few years.

[Anonymous No.50675864]

>>50670053
>we

[Anonymous No.50675961]

>>50672981
>a really cool hat.
Wait forgot hating women for a second.
How cool are we talking?
Like one of those drink hats?

[Anonymous No.50676695]

>>50668286
Don't worry anon, girls loved me in hs and I already made it from crypto so I'm not a competitor for waging

[Anonymous No.50676749]

>>50675285
Lmao shouldn't you be booking in your 5th booster this week? What do you mean we got 95% vaxxed but also the highest covid numbers don't you believe SCIENCE?