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Oh my god biz you have to help me my whole world is about to end. The love of my life or at least i thought she was just found out that I have been buying bitcoin without her knowledge. She's threatening to leave me because she has been getting brainwashed by her circle of friends. They all hate bitcoin. I had started buying it recently at $20,000 with my grandfathers inheritance without her knowing. He left me $400,000 and I have always wanted to purchase BTC but never had the funds to. I had known about it since 2017 when it was around $10,000 then forgot about it and never really payed any attention because I don't make a ton of money. I work as a Canadian garbage man so my salary is quite average at best. I'm living paycheck to paycheck due to how god damned expensive real estate is up here in Toronto. This $400,000 is life changing money but still is not enough to retire on where I live due to the chinese invasion. So I figured I would begin buying bitcoin at $20k because that seemed really low and a safe place to begin dollar cost averaging in. I wanted to get like 15 coins because one day I know these things are going to be a million dollars each and that would be enough.

Anyways this brings me to my problem. My Wife found a box that I kept in the attic. I've been telling her that I've been going up there to work on my hobby (I build plastic airplane models in my free time when I'm not working). Anyways I had been spending a lot of time up there. In the box I have a second phone which I've been using to purchase BTC on. She found the phone and demanded I open it up for her to see if I was having an affair. I told her I promised I wasn't and she threatened to leave me unless I showed it to her. Well I ended up showing her and she had found out what I had been doing with the $400k. She fucking hates bitcoin. Her friends are a bunch of liberals who tell her it boils the ocean and causes energy prices to go up. I Fucking hate her friends so much.

>> No.50666266

>>50666224
>help me /biz/ i married a stupid bitch and now i have to suffer the consequences
Kys

>> No.50666277

>>50666224
maybe stop being such a little bitch

>> No.50666285
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Continued... Her friends have brainwashed her into saying how bitcoin is bad for the environment. One of them is an Environmental activist and she has been feeding her this sheer poison for months now. Anyways after she found out I was trying to tell her how this one decision was going to set us up for life so we could retire in a few years and she was telling me all of these lies. She called me a baby seal killer. She said I Was supporting boiling the oceans. All of these absolute sheer lies that I can't even begin to describe how angry it made me feel. She is threatening to leave me unless I sell all of my bitcoin for us. She has been with me for 7 years now. She is the love of my life I don't even know what I would do without her. Oh fuck biz please tell me what should I say to her to convince her that bitcoin is good for humanity and can save us from this absolute nightmare called working? I'm really lost here guys and in need of your help. This is MY money that my grandfather left me so I should be allowed to do what I want with it but she seems to think it's her money as well. All I wanted to do was be able to afford a house one day. I'm not making enough working as a Canadian Garbage man as it is we barely get by living paycheck to paycheck. What Can i say to her which will be able to convince her that I am making the right decision by buying bitcoin for our future? Please biz help me for the love of god I'm lost and scared what's going to happen.

>> No.50666287

>>50666224
Well if it makes you feel better you've most likely been making an incredibly good financial decision

>> No.50666288

That bih ain't with it. Is not like u're smoking crack or having an affair. If it's that big of a deal let her move on and enjoy your financial freedom later. You reap what you sow champ.

>> No.50666294

>>50666224
Its YOUR inheritance not hers fakking cuck tell her to shut the fuck up.
anyways Her gold digger instinct will kick in the moment she notice you are actually making money

>> No.50666304

>>50666285
You'll either have to convince her or leave her. If you give in you're just going to end up murder-suiciding her when it goes up again

>> No.50666325

>>50666285
She sounds fucking nuts bro making excuses about u being a baby seal killer and gaslighting only because she feels entitled to that money.

Dump the whore

>> No.50666326

YOUR money YOUR wife YOUR decisions
it's not your wife leaving YOU it's you leaving YOUR wife
have control over your stuff not the other way around

>> No.50666343

>>50666224
>has 400k
>throws it away on a shitcoin ponzi scheme
Kek she should dump your dumb ass

>> No.50666352

>>50666224
>Im a garbage man
>I want to buy 15 coins coz they will be 1M (implying you need 15M)
>Wife has greenfags friends
Nice larp niggerfaggot
/Thread

>> No.50666356

>>50666285
man up and take a stance, if she leaves u for it then so be it.

>> No.50666360

If u have 400k buy the house

>> No.50666364

Inb4 le faggot starts to beg her to stay and try to convince her that he made a good decision.
Then you'll live some years with that piece of shit. If your investment goes up, she'll be ok with your decision and spend your money. If not or if she wants to play deaf, you'll live in couplehell even with all your financial freedom.

No cap I just finished a 5 year relationship because no bitch is worth my mental wellbeing and no bitch will have her hands in my crypto stack/gains

>> No.50666367
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1.) you sound like a fucking idiot.

2.) grow some fucking balls. You have to hide a phone in a attic just to buy Bitcoin? Is she a fucking serial killer? Why are you so afraid of her?

3.) dump her. If she can’t appreciate you trying to better your life, and doesn’t have any ideas to help push you both forward financially, she’s just holding you back. Her friends will probably want fuck you after you’re rich.

>> No.50666388

>>50666224
Lot of red flags with your girlfriend there anon, before the whole bitcoin thing.

But anyway it's an inheritance to you so it's your money. She has no say in how to invest that and if she thinks she does that's just more red flags.

You need to grow a pair and tell her to accept you do what you want with your pwn fucking money or she should leave.

>> No.50666393

>blogpost
>life is ruined because you bought Bitcoin
This is fake and gay and I'm not reading beyond the few words I skimmed and this blogpost + frog should be bannable

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50666394

fuck bitches get money nigga

>> No.50666424

I really hope you look for yourself because that bitch has all the red flags. Stay with her and you'll end up homeless and it's not even gonna be like "I spent all my fortune and now am in the streets", it'll be of the "I got under so much pressure I started suffering mental breakdowns, she sabotaged/sold/broke the hardware wallet and now I'm homeless" kind. I know her fucking kind of whore

>> No.50666508

Story is full of red flags. Your relationship is fucked up mate. Forgot about your crazy wife and find someone else. It won't be hard once you're rich, if you've done it once before.

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>>50666285
>love of my life
>future wife of my children who will raise and mold and care for them
>is a dumb fucking cunt that falls for lies that are disprovable with 10 minutes of online research
>being stupid as fuck is not enough, she's also a manipulating sociopath that attacks you emotionally and thinks she can tell you what to do with the money your own grandfather left you
>cant understand youre doing this for both of you and your future kids, wants to hurt you and destroy your dreams so she can feel good about it and gloat to her friends

You dumb fucking leaf she's fucking her hippie friends behind your back and clearly doesnt respect or even see you as a man. You probably dont fuck her right either. Either way youre absolutely fucked because you married a dumb screeching harpie that will try to micromanage you for the rest of your life as she fucks other men behind your back

>> No.50666669

>>50666224
She has no business in your personal finance, if her grandpa left her 100k, you'd probably be happy for her. It's your money now, you can spend it all on Bitcoin or all on her, the woman will depreciate faster, but Bitcoin doesn't have a pussy, at least until you hire a prostitute.

>> No.50666813

>>50666224
You shouldnt have been lying about it. Id bet it's the deception that pissed her off more than the act itself.
But assuming you didn't yeet your entire inheritance into it, she's retarded to be that mad.

>> No.50666829

>>50666813
Never mind read your second post. That bitch is crazy dump her.

>> No.50666853

>>50666224
just sell btc and then buy xmr. next time dont snitch

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>>50666285

>> No.50666913

>>50666224
You cheated on your wife with Bitcoin? How dare you?

>> No.50666933

>>50666224
TLDR
Dump her, she is too stupid for you to deal with, and you're too beta to whip her into shape. Hope you buy some new balls with your BTC.

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>>50666933
>Divorce her
>Have to give her half your bitcoin

>> No.50667507

How about you send me your coins while you divorce her and then I’ll send you 95% of them back. Much cheaper than a divorce and you don’t have to deal with someone with shit for brains anymore.

>> No.50667527

You should kill her.

>> No.50667594

>>50666285

bruh, just cut the losses and with that I mean, get this bullshit talking slut out of your life ASAP!
Obviously she believes her friends more than in her own husband, get rid off that slut.

The actual problem gentlemen - how can he manage to keep the coins? If you get divorced this slut will get your coins and give it to here bullshittalking friends if she is real that dumb.

My advice, move your coins to another wallet, FUCKING memorize the seedphrase and pretend you have been hacked or some shit, confess it to her like the whiny bitch you are and she will leave you anyway because you lost 400K $ (yeah suddenly money is a good thing to this bitch, right?)

Any better suggestions guys?

>> No.50667883

get out while you can

>> No.50667928
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>>50666285
listen to this anon for the love of god op >>50666586
like seriously dude if she wants to police YOUR MONEY around that you are taking the step forward towards investing it for the family, you're a fucking idiot for falling for her tricks. shes clearly manipulating you based on entirely unreasonable facts that she didn't research herself nor did she even bother to believe your side of it all. if she is entirely on her friends side and YOU'RE THE MAN who has been with her for 7 fucking years, why the hell would she blow up this bad and not even ask you why you're doing this, or even bother to give you credibility over her friends as HER HUSBAND. she clearly doesn't respect you, nor will she ever possibly learn to have faith and believe in her husband over her shitty friends for clout.
if you're going to sell it all, you're going to give in to her controlling a part of your life she should not have any bearing on, and you will also kill yourself when btc reaches a new ATH, but right before she will complain to you about "why didnt you keep bitcoin????!!?? why didnt you talk me out of it and just explain it to me???!!??" it WILL happen. mark my words young man.

>> No.50667948

shut the fuck up

>> No.50667980

>>50666224
Turn the tables. Threaten to leave her, tell her you deserve a wife who supports you.

>> No.50668013

>>50666285
Show her the Algorand marketing material, it's carbon negative (they buy CO2 certificates to over-compensate the already minimal carbon footprint of the nodes). It's not the same as bitcoin, but it's a compromise she might accept. The Algorand foundation is also run by a woman, that might help as well.

>> No.50668022

>>50666224
>crypto over hoes
>crypto over hoes
>crypto over hoes
>crypto over hoes
>buy the crypto
>buy the crypto
>buy the crypto
>buy the crypto

>> No.50668062

>>50666224 (OP)
>>50666326
This. If she is SO EASILY influenced by people and takes their workd over YOURS, then you made the wrong move and married the wrong person. Also you need to lay down rules in YOUR home. Did it with my wife and we have a perfect understanding of funds and so on. You lead, she follows. If she's not down with that, then she's not worth your time. Sorry bud. Hate to see it.

>> No.50668067

>>50666224
>*paid* any attention

FTFY.

Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:

>Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.

>Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.

Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.

Beep, boop, I'm a bot

>> No.50668094

>>50666224
OP PLEASE YOU GOT KEKED STOP IT WHEN YOU MAKE IT YOU WILL HAVE WOMEN TWICE AS PRETTY

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Was with my ex for 6 years and went through similar circumstances after the 2018 crash. We split in March 2020 as she stopped respecting me thinking I was tricked by a scam and then tried to reach out last year. I only made ~200k but I hope she's panicked thinking Im a millionaire now.

>> No.50668142

>>50668094
cucked

>> No.50668289

>>50666285
>giving you ultimatums like this
>love of your life
if you stay with her she's just gonna disappoint you even harder in the future, just dump her and live the good life when you're a millionaire

>> No.50668902

I’d leave you too if you were buying something as retarded as bitcoin.

>> No.50668947
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>>50666224
I spent 5 mins searching for this gif instead of read that.

>> No.50668969

>>50666224
Well the friends are right.

But your "love of my life" is a bitch for threatening to leave over bit coins of all things. Could understand if it was you blowing all 400k on it. But one fucking coin? Got to be more to this or you got the most smooth girl brain you could find.

Either way, talk is first and only solution.

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>>50666285
>She called me a baby seal killer.

Yep smooth brain. Better off without her. Buy new bitches with your earned money anon.

>> No.50669020

>>50666224
>The love of my life or at least i thought she was

Shut the FUCK up you stupid little fucking faggot

Stop thinking like this and maybe you wouldn’t be making up all this melodrama bullshit to fuel your boring ass life

>> No.50669054

>>50666266
fpbp

i saged and DIDNT read ANY of the OP

not one word

KYS NIGGER KYS NIGGER KYS NIGGER

FAGGOT

>> No.50669510

>>50666224
Don't worry my friend I have a simple solution.
You are a spineless, dickless braindead moron.
Become a tranny and let niggers fuck your gf and you. It's what you deserve for being such a huge faggot.
Also go back faggot.

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>>50668947
Here's another good one to have on hand for situations like this. May it be a time saver for you ever after.

>> No.50669777

>>50666224
Women aren't going to listen to arguments even when they're extremely sound. Also btw the amount of energy you burn buying bitcoin yourself is probably significantly less than the amount of energy used driving or hell even the energy used making your clothes. Yes bitcoin uses a lot of power but that's nothing compared to the dirty practices used to make many of our goods and your individual impact on the bitcoin blockchain is minimal. Basically your wife is retarded (normal)

>> No.50669832

>brainwashed
No one here can dispute the fact that crypto is environmentally harming. In fact, people on this board literally say "who cares?" You all acknowledge it to be true, just that it doesn't matter. So no, "brainwash" isn't the correct term to use, OP, because that implies "bitcoin is bad for the environment" is a false statement. Even the people in this very thread admit it.

>> No.50669849

>>50666285
If this were a real post and not a stupid larp
I would say assert your dominance by raping her every time she brings it up but its not a real story so fuck off with your gay story time bullshit

>> No.50669859

>>50666224
all I see is a bunch of crying. Man up you pathetic ass. Let her walk if that's what she wants. She can also regret her decision later when she sees how well it paid off for you.

>> No.50669866

>ctl f rape
>0 results
Biz are a bunch of cucks

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>>50669624
Thanks anon. You bet I'll be posting that gif next time that faggot posts here.

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>>50666224
Read The rationale male then dump this low value ape who views you as her wallet slave and does not respect you.

>> No.50670183

Leave that hoe bro. She sounds terrible. Never date and stay together with controlling freaks and woketards.

>> No.50670223

>>50666224
are you the man in the relationship? because it doesn't sound like you are.

if i had a gf and she tried chewing me out over buying bitcoin i'd just laugh, and here you are all stressed out and shit.

anyways might want to consider passing some of those funds through monero and/or having a "boating accident" so she doesn't get half your coins in the divorce.

shit now i get why you're stressed. what is actually happening here is that she knows you have 400k and that she's allowed to steal half by law and fuck off with it. the rest is just drama to "justify" the coming divorce rape.

i don't talk to women, i don't even look at them. this will never happen to me.

>> No.50670233

>>50666285
dud she wants you to sell your bitcoin so its easier for her to take 200k

women are cold dude, cold as ice. machiavellian by nature

>> No.50671074

>>50666285
Dump her and leave your cuck country. Search your feelings, you know this is the only way out.

>> No.50671311

>>50666224
You woman and her friends are retards.
Drop 'em all, you deserve better.

>> No.50671402

>>50666266
fpbp and checked. didnt read OP's AskPlebbit post

>> No.50671420

>>50666224
>This $400,000 is life changing money but still is not enough to retire on where I live due to the chinese invasion
wait what

>> No.50671461

>>50666224
I just want to say that I am really excited to see you blow up your life when you double down on bitcoin, she leaves you, and then the crypto market evaporates leaving you with nothing. Please promise you'll make a follow up post telling us how this happens, where your life goes, and which minorities you blame for it.

>> No.50671524

>>50671420
Chinese billionaires and firms are buying alot of Canadian and Australian land. there are alot of factors encouraging it, chinese have been trained to see land as the most stable investment due to it being a guaranteed 80 year lease, the ccp cant confiscate foreign land like most domestic assets and if you do end up becoming an enemy of the state and party leaders or the country collapses, you have something unaffected bar a nuclear war if you get refugee status.

>> No.50671559

>>50666285
Duds shut the fuck up holy shit who fucking cares get a life. I can't imagine getting 400 thousand dollars for free and then spending your time with your hands cupped around your mouth making stupid faces and being scared that the "love of your life" is talking to people about Bitcoin why don't u just tell her to fuck off and get her own money if she doesn't like it. That's it. If she leaves thank God every day.

>> No.50671572

She and her friends are going to be using crypto within the next 10 years, leave her and make her look stupid and cry for jumping into tumblr memes without thinking for herself, it'll be a good lesson for her life I'm sure

>> No.50671577

>>50666224
Fuck dude, you can do what you want with YOUR money. Just tell her she's right, you made a mistake, and will put it in an environmentally safe crypto. Meanwhile, buy 5K of Hedera or some environmentally friendly shit, keep the rest in BTC.

Pro Tip: Gotta watch the lefty wives. They're not trad. Ideology can creep into your relationship.

>> No.50671593

oh my god biz pls help me ive been watching 8 hours of andrew tate videos a day i cant stop, on one hand i imagine myself being a 5 foot bunny getting filled out by his 12 inch dick and in the same minute i remember im a seething incel who wishes he was a chad like andrew tate, pls guys help me what do I do

>> No.50671612

>>50666224
priced in, newfag.

>> No.50671616

>>50666285
disregard females, acquire currency

>> No.50671664

>>50666285
Dude just put your foot down and put your seed inside her. Holy fuck you whites are so cucked its insane. Call her bluff. She won't leave you, and if she does then she ain't the one and you're free. This would NEVER happen in Islam. You guys let your women do whatever they want and control you and they're so retarded 90% of the time. Some women are smart though like my gf right now.

>> No.50671703

Buy her some dumb thing woman can enjoy by bragging about and tell her you could afford it thanks to your BTC profits. She will stop bitching about your BTC instantly

>> No.50671885
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>>50666224
>>50666285

I was in love, once. Planning to get married and everything - she left me the same day I had to put my cat down when she got hit by a car. Childhood cat dies in freak accident and then gf of a 3 years leaves for whatever dumb reason.

And you know what? Love makes you do stupid things. I am so glad that she broke up with me because I'm unsure if I ever would have. But having left her I cannot even imagine how terrible an entire life with her would have been.

This is a message from spirit. Either leave now when this red flag is so obvious or suffer the consequences down the line. Your heart will heal, life will get better, and you'll be glad this whole situation ended the way it did.

gl OP

>> No.50671890

Did they RAPE DICK me again over here?

>> No.50671892

she was probably so mad he wasn't cheating on her. she was probably so excited about the hidden phone, if it contained proof of him cheating she could take that straight to a judge to get a free 200k

but it was bitcoin

thats when she got REALLY mad, not only is the husband not doing anything she can rape him with in court, but he's risking "her money" in crypto. she's not sure she can seize those assets now.

want to know what her plan is now? get the husband to sell the bitcoins. put it in the bank. and then get the husband to hit her. yes, she wants a beating and she will work her ass off to get one. she will do everything possible to psychologically fuck op to the breaking point until he finally lashes out and BOOM straight to divorce court for a free 200k (or more)

and the dudes in canada i think he said. buddy, you're fucked. if you so much as sniff a womans fart in canada you owe her half your money. no marriage required. don't even have to be living together

>> No.50671984

>>50666224
This has to be a LARP right?

>> No.50672063

and in canada the laws are harsh. i think you just have to have slept in the same bed for 2 weeks out of a year and she can take half. no marriage required.

if you're in canada, and you're one of the few men who can get a gf, learn the laws and make sure you're not sharing a bed for 2 weeks of the year. make sure there is no evidence that you're even in a relationship that can be used against you in court. keep the relationship secret from family and friends who may stab you in the back and testify against you in court. make it so that you can pretend you barely even know who this bitch is. although possibly not even that is enough.

if you have money you don't want to lose, just don't get in a relationship.

>> No.50672129

and never fall into the trap of assuming any woman is different, they're not. they are by nature cold scheming two-faced manipulative creatures who will do anything they can to secure personal advantage. they do it automatically by instinct and feel no guilt. her friends will all help her plot and scheme and plan out the extraction of your wealth. the only reason she's with you at all is for the benefit you can bring her and as soon as that benefit is gone or she thinks she can get a better deal somewhere else she's gone as well. love is just a game for them, a tool to extract resources and/or genetic material.

>> No.50672929

>>50666224
I actually broke down and cried today Bobos. I hope this is what you wanted. I hope you're happy. My spirit is crushed and I am fully demoralized. This has to be the bottom, right?

>> No.50673079

>>50671461
go back faggot

>> No.50673178

>>50671593
You think this is some kind of epic own but you literally thought this out and typed it all by yourself. You are a tremendous faggot.

>> No.50673248

>>50666224
>>50666224
If she treat you like this when you have money, imagine what would she do when you lost the money or caught on other hardship anon

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>>50666224
>Works a job in garbage
>Comes home to even more garbage

What a life.

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>>50671461
THIS, so much this! Upvotes for you!

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>>50666224
>>50666285

>> No.50675390

Just say you sold it, but don't really sell it. Make some fake screenshots, use developer tools to modify browser screens, whatever it takes.

But longer term I think you have problems... you may need to hide some assets for the inevitable divorce.

>> No.50676102

>>50666285
Lmao. Say thank you to God for revealing what an absolute dead-end your partner is, then do whatever it takes to get her out of your life

>> No.50676123

>>50666224
Fuck your love. Wake up nigger

>> No.50676138

>>50672929
Dear anon. You can do this, don't be a
bitch

>> No.50676140

>>50666224
>Threatens to leave you as leverage
Tell her to fuck off, you're making money for the family as a whole and if her libshit friends hate that then they can inhale a cock, the filthy communists..
What, doesn't she want a better life for your children in the future? How about maybe some trust.
Shame her.
Shame her hard.

>> No.50676141

>>50666224
>>50666285
thanks for reminding me to never get married

>> No.50676146

>>50666224
she's not the one bro. kick her ass to the curb

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50676183

This thread stays up forever but I get banned for commenting on a coombait image.

I swear to god im gonna.... do not much at all to be desu.

>> No.50676201

>>50666285
>boiling the ocean
that's not what that means bud. Maybe she wants you to start small instead of 'boiling the ocean'.

>> No.50676203

>>50666224
The first thing you need to do is dump whatever money you havent invested into bitcoin immediately then move all your bitcoin to a hardware wallet that she cannot ever learn about then "lose" your phone that way she'll get jack shit in the inevitable divorce

>> No.50676213

>>50666224
Just tell her youtube uses twice the yearly electricity Bitcoin uses so she should stop watching her gay videos
Not to mention instagram, tiktok, snapchat
All of them I'm sure are way less energy efficient than our most highly streamlined and unsuperfulous meeting ground for talking about baskets and how they are woven

>> No.50676228

>>50676183
Based mods shutting up this simp doomer

>> No.50676238
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I see women like toasters. If a toaster isn't making you toast, you don't just live without toast. you don't accept the broken toaster and try to adapt to a life without toast, you don't allocate months learning toaster repair in the hopes of fixing it, you go to the store and buy another toaster.

maybe I'm the fucked-up one but when I see a man who is overly attached to a woman, I feel embarrassed for him. It's a similar feeling to what I experience when I see people treat their pet cats like children. There are millions of women out there and they're not that much different from each other. They all have the same state/corporate sanctioned beliefs, they are all materialistic and superficial, they're all addicted to social media, one isn't any more loyal than any other. If one of them is giving you grief, just get another, being alone isn't that bad either.

>> No.50676267

>>50669866
Never stick your dick in crazy.

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>>50666285
>being that weak in the relationship
>I would say your girlfriend is stupid and search for another one, but there really aren't that many bright minded girl out there anyway
>selling the bottom because my gf said so,
show her the gains u made from 20k

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50676290

>>50666224
You fucking idiot fuck Bitcoin is the worst investment in the history of the universe to date!
Literally constant -80% "MUH STORE OF VAAALUE"
kek

Buy Gold or Houses retard.
#IStandWithAH

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>>50671616
this

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>>50669054
You see this comment OP? You need to read this comment over and over again and follow his advice. Also nigger all caps 100 times

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>>50666285

Don't sell

She won't leave you, and if she does, that's fine, you need to focus on yourself, what makes you happy and your individual happiness is what really matter.

Don't pay attention to her, do not sell because you know that it will be worth much more and in 1 or 2 years and you will get enough money to not work anymore in your life

Even though you sell your BTC, this will still exist and the "environmental damage" will still happen no matter what you do

>> No.50677432

>>50666224
Tell her that you turned that 400k into a million united states dollars and that you will be replacing her with a newer model.

>> No.50677481

>>50666285
just hold her close until she calms down. tell her stuff like you're the love of my life .

she should relent.

well done getting into bitcoin at a good time.

>> No.50677697

>>50666224
Should buy Algorand instead, it's amazing tech (ultra fast, cheap, 100% uptime etc) but most importantly for your situation... carbon negative

>> No.50677968

>>50666224
DR;NS
ONE LAST THING OP: X M R

>> No.50678216

>>50666224
>>50666285
Dude it's your money invest it the way you think is best. The day you're broke is the day she'll leave you if not sooner mark my words. She's already looking for excuses.
Also if you have 400k laying around take a month off to read a bunch of books on investing and personal finance and learn something more lucrative than being a garbage man. Even if you're a total brainlet you can take a plumber's apprenticeship or something else depending on what pays well in your area.

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>>50666224
>>50666266

didn't read don't care you sound like a bitch you deserve to lose it all

>> No.50678258

>>50667928
>good guy greg
Haven't seen this fella in a long time. :^)

>> No.50678397

>>50671559
This holy shit, imagine getting almost half a million for free and instead of learning to invest you keep it in a bank account and keep being a garbage man while getting fucked by inflation every day.

>> No.50678424

>>50666224
You are being dragged by the balls by your wife, YOU ARE GAY. Maybe stand your ground and tell her why shes a fucking IDIOT

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>>50666224
Your grandfather left that money for YOU, you can do whatever you want with it. Tell that bitch to stfu and follow your lead, you're a man aren't you?
Your wife's friend is single right? She is trying to sabotage you and your wife's marriage, friends are bad news.

>> No.50678507

>>50666285
She trust her friends more than you? It's not like you're blowing that money on some degen leverage right?

>> No.50678573

>>50666285
How old is her and do you have kids?
What to do next depends heavily on the answer to this

>> No.50678632

>>50666285
Not sure if larp or retard.

>> No.50678668

>>50666266
fpbp, you should smack some sense into her fr

>> No.50678710

>>50666224
the fastest way to lose money is to invest it in the crypto

>> No.50678802

>>50672063
There is really nothing more dumb than this idea that just because you are in a relationship or live together now all of a sudden you owe the other person half your shit. What retarded 1800s concept is that? Then people wonder why birthrates are low

>> No.50678838

>All of these absolute sheer lies
yeah basically
nice LARP OP
no one is this fucking stupid

>> No.50678842

Posting in an epicly gay thread

>> No.50679124

>>50666285
0/10 larp

>> No.50679357

ITT: Im too stupid to spend money irl so i'll just give it away on the internet with gambling

>> No.50679389

>>50666285
These people give you financial advice and call you a schizo

>> No.50679553

>>50666266
fpbp

>> No.50679814

>>50666285
Get a necklace with your inheritance that looks like the symbol of a bitcoin. Don’t paint it though because it’ll turn black and look dumb

>> No.50680146

>>50666285
"First of all, it's not your money. It's in an account in my name, and my name only. It's not up to you. I decide what happens with it. Second of all, when this money quintuples and is worth $5 million, I'll gladly spend it with you. But until then, we're going with Bitcoin."

This, of course, assumes its actually in a bank account that you have sole control over and cannot by raided for alimony in the event of a divorce.

>> No.50680211

>>50666224
It's YOUR money and SHE wants it NOW!

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50680662

>>50666224
>>50666285
fake and gay...
Just take a loan buy a lambo take your gf and crash into 10 ton truck
The pleasure, the privilege is mine

>> No.50681179

>>50676183
only for this time based jannies

>> No.50681732

>>50680662

Based.

>> No.50681754

Rape her friends to establish dominance.

>> No.50682073

>>50667430
are the laws really that cucked over there. In my yuropoor country the inheritance is not a part of the "joint assets" that get split during the divorce. The law explicitly states that only the assets obtained through work are considered joint property.

>> No.50684269

>>50676183
Omg I love jannies now

>> No.50684495

>>50666285
Buy Fantom then and tell them to stfu

>> No.50685753

>>50666224
>>50666285
>2pbtid
faggots everyone