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Cramer buys on Monday Open Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>>50655286

>> No.50659098
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50659098

Buy AMZN puts

>> No.50659101

my butt is pregnant

>> No.50659111

Buy SIGA puts

>> No.50659123

>>50659111
But why?

>> No.50659126

>>50659088
On Monday even Cramer won't know what to think

>> No.50659156

>>50659101
no pox babies sir

>> No.50659157

>>50659123
Because it’s just a pump and dump and you missed the pump.

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>>50659088
how did his face get like that?

>> No.50659169
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50659169

>entirety of wall street runs on algorithms
>even the big bad blackrock is just a computer network controlling it
>peoples retirements are all essentially just a shitcoin

The neural network ML memes arent gonna dump to zero on us and cause WW3 r-right?

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50659193

>presents

>> No.50659204
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50659204

My puts are going to print some fine paper next week.You guys did load on puts,friday right?

>> No.50659213

>>50659169
That's why they put circuit breakers in. It'll only dump until they shut it down.

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>>50659169
hang on I need to see if winnie shot down pelosi plane...
okay /pol/ seems to think plane is in air in vicinity of taiwan but no land. no war yet. maybe later.

>> No.50659231

>>50659204
lmao no. You'll gonna be waiting until Sept 20 at the earliest

>> No.50659236
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50659236

Is it time to buy back in bullbros?

>> No.50659237

i just cant stop laughing about faggot pox. We have a new plague only spread by the gays, lol

>> No.50659246
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>>50659231
What does august 1st sound like?

>> No.50659260

>>50659098
Why? Are they due for a dump?

>> No.50659267

>>50659157
My average is $11.43, nice try though

>> No.50659279

>>50659246
Sounds like crabbing.

>> No.50659297

Kek, this church in question, once the pastor old fuck got going in his spiel speech of the week everyone kinda got hooked on listening to it. Sides the older kids all sat in the back. Adults all sat in front. You gotta remember; this was over 20 years ago and took place in a small town. Things were different then. No one worried about much. People still left their doors and shit unlocked.. So two teens could sneak off and no one would care. The idea of a lot of things today would send that old fuck into a fiery "the world's on the path of satan" rant.. followed by him having a heart attack from it all. (gays and "it" people,tattoos and piercings would've just set him right off)

>> No.50659298

>>50659246

Sounds like profit taking

>> No.50659305
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50659305

>Sitting at the bar listening to Muse

>> No.50659311

>>50659305
is muse good?

>> No.50659314
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>>50659297
Nobody asked,faggot

>> No.50659317
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50659317

28 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), it's been a while since we enjoyed a straight up children's film

>> No.50659327

>>50659267
It’ll be below that in two more days.

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>>50659260
More than that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22lgJxEm7_Q

>> No.50659341

>>50659317
i prefer XIV myself

>> No.50659345

I’m so lonely and poor
I just can’t figure this world out

I think I’m going to buy heavy into a SPAC that pumped last week.

>> No.50659348

>>50659327
No it won't. Post your puts.

>> No.50659355

>>50659311
Checked. They're pretty good, now it's playing my guitar gently weeps on the Juke

>> No.50659365

>>50659337
Fine, Ill buy a few puts, what the hell

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50659368

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>> No.50659374
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>>50659345
>i'm just going to buy the top
Yeah you do that

>> No.50659378

>>50659365
Nov-Dec exp
[[[Not a financial advisor]]]

>> No.50659407

>>50659297
>Yeah everybody totally sat by themselves and none of the kids were minded by their parents
>Literally cannot shitting on a random priest of a self described little ass church
Honestly at this point the hardest thing to believe about this post is the implication that you've ever had sex.

>> No.50659415

>>50654974
This.

>> No.50659419

>>50659407
>the implication that you've ever had sex.
Maybe he bought siga at over 20$

>> No.50659422
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50659422

>>50659348

>> No.50659427

>>50659378
Alright, sounds reasonable to me, will report back

>> No.50659465

>>50659422
>Delta -102
Kek you're going to get liquidated Monday

>> No.50659466

>>50659415
man that's fucking depressing. I was gonna go out tonight too but I'd just be going by myself. I guess I still could, just to sit in a bar and feel like I'm socializing.

>> No.50659474

Any good simulators for trading?

>> No.50659480

>>50659415
I'm 32 with a wife and 2 boys and still feel like this

>> No.50659481

>>50659415
>>50659466
but then what's the point? I just don't care much about it.

>> No.50659493

>>50659474
thinkorswim/ameritrade

>> No.50659498

>>50659474
no, without any skin in the game, you can't feel the pressure of making decisions

>> No.50659499

>>50659465
What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of my massively green position.

>> No.50659516

>>50659474
Play poker online

>> No.50659531
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50659531

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)!

>> No.50659550

>>50659531
So do you guys jerk over together in there?

>> No.50659553
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50659553

This is the wildest 8-K ever:

> CEO fired after <72 hours
> Management goes rogue and files two "invalid" 8-Ks
> Some board members go rogue and "rescind" the termination
> The real board is still blocked from EDGAR
>New interim CEO says this was a hostile takeover attempt

>> No.50659582

>>50659480
i'm 34 in 2 months and have nothing. i don't even know what i'm doing with life anymore but unironically 4chan is the only place i can speak to people.

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>>50659582
>34 and have nothing
That's a good thing

>> No.50659609

>>50659374
It’s a third of where it was in November. And it could be a real winner.

>> No.50659635

>>50659481
Get out of your comfort zone dammit. If you’re a drinker then that’s an advantage, normies love to drink.

>>50659582
H-haha
Fuck

>> No.50659637
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50659637

Anon mentioned FATH yesterday as short squeeze play, seems good

>> No.50659648 [DELETED] 

>sit back down for me
N

>> No.50659650

>>50659637
Any why does it seem good to you, pray tell?

>> No.50659651

>>50659637
You can see the wall in here eyes

>> No.50659661

>>50659582
34 as well. only thing I have here is a career. but it's not fulfilling without family/friends. I don't know what I'm doing anymore. haven't gone out on a weekend this month. I keep telling myself I have to but then what's the point? I'm not gonna talk to anyone.

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>>50659345
>I just can’t figure this world out
And you never will, anon. I believe that everyone would be a little bit better off if we accepted the fact that we're all perpetually lost and all we can do is to treat life as a wild ride.

>> No.50659681

>>50659204

This reminds me of the manlet height chart.

>You're not a Chad unless you are AT LEAST 6'8"

>> No.50659686

>>50659635
thanks for the motivation bro. here's a question then, do I go to the dive bar that I almost got in a couple fights in? or do I go to the popular place with all the bars where I want to check out the latin dance club?

>> No.50659696

>>50659498
Mostly I just want to test trading patterns to see how they execute. Once I have an idea of what works, I'll do it with a paper trading account
I dunno.

It's also hard to test option strategies since I have to wait weeks to see how they unfold on the market, and there's no historical option data for free

>> No.50659703

>>50659661
i go to the pub and talk to boomers about boomer shit. none of it is stimulating outside of the drinking part. it isn't fulfilling. but no one our age seems to go outside any more.

>> No.50659711

>>50659686
>dive bar that I almost got in a couple fights in
>popular place with all the bars where I want to check out the latin dance club
That doesn't sound like a hard choice.

>> No.50659713

>>50659681
I shake my head when manlets that are 5'12" think they're somehow 6'0"

>> No.50659715

佩洛西刚刚飞过我家!

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>>50659715
It's over mumus

>> No.50659796

>>50659711
yeah i guess not. the dive is familiar though. but then again, I guess that goes against getting out of my comfort zone.

>>50659703
It's hard to find friends at this age. I'm in a spot where I'm in a new state and know only work folk. went out with this one guy in my age group a few times, he's cool, brought his gf out and I was reeling her in without even intending to. Want to respect my bounds with the guy cause I want him as a friend. But he's out of state and I had fucking covid a couple weeks ago. Now I'm all fucked up in the head, don't feel like doing shit. I mean I know I got game, but then, the other woman in my life several states over is slipping through my fingers, and I know if that door shuts, one path of my life is closed for good. I'm all fucked up rn. desu it's almost midnight out here, probably wont go out again. need to fucking force myself to socialize, I know it will be healthy. wish it was a natural inclination.

>> No.50659818

>>50659796
>I know I got game
Fuck off normie

>> No.50659822

>>50659796
Stop overthinking and just do what makes you happy. Out of state bitch is just leading you and you are letting because its convenient.

>> No.50659834

>>50659711
Dive bar dive bar dive bar

>> No.50659874
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Sorry to break it to you anons but going out won't solve your problems. When was the last time you actually had fun and not just felt like going through the motions?

>> No.50659882

>>50659822
Yeah but it's been almost a decade. I was gonna bring her out here but got scared cause I'm not living in a safe area, at least by my standards. Now she's digging in deep, living on the family farm. I can pivot, and live with her there, natural beauty has it's perks. But then I'm giving up the only thing that's been driving me the past 4 years, my career. Cause that state is dying. My dad is out there too, and his mind is leaving him. I know he needs someone. It's been weighing heavy on my mind. There is a major fork in the road, and I'm going to have regrets one way or the other.

>> No.50659889

>>50659796
>It's hard to find friends at this age. I'm in a spot where I'm in a new state and know only work folk.
You understand this is the textbook male social fuckup right? The only thing that would make this more archetypical is if you moved and left your friend group because of a woman, then got dumped in the new city.

>> No.50659912

>>50659889
well, how do you fix it?

>> No.50659946

>>50659889
Different anon but I essentially lost my friends because I like to fight when I drink. Still talk and game maybe once every couple of months. They arent really worth keeping honestly even then.

>> No.50659966

>>50659703
People more in the 90s+ live very afraid lives. Bars outside of boomers as mentioned are shit. People go with their friend group and almost never socialize outside of it. Best place you might get some good social interactions is live music. Going to a concert tomorrow.

>> No.50659978

>>50659966
When I still tried to be social and make friends, I used to go to sports bars, sit at the bar, drink, eat some food, and chat with people also sitting at the bar about whatever the fuck was on tv. I made a few friends like that, for a while, but then they eventually realized I was a weirdo and started avoiding me. If you aren't a weirdo, it might work for you.

>> No.50660022

>>50659966
yeah, last time I went to a music festival I had a good time. would still want to recruit a group tho.

>>50659978
you ever try bumble friends? my sister tried to get me on that. I tried it, it's weird. like you're trying to date a dude. never met with any of them. but seems like a good "expat" tool for those of us dislocated

>> No.50660033

>>50659978
You shouldnt have to force a friend. Some 18yo girl was very interested in getting dicked and to know me but she is so fucking tiring to be around I just can't be assed.

>> No.50660050

>>50660022
Wouldnt even say festival, just local concerts/events. Better with people yeah but you show up lit the fuck up and grab a beer or two while there and you can coast on a good buzz

>> No.50660142

>>50660022
>you ever try bumble friends?
No I don't try to make friends anymore

>> No.50660153

fuck you jp morgan
i got my money in stocks

>> No.50660173
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Red Monday

>> No.50660180
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>>50660173
Watch Wednesday

>> No.50660195

>>50660153
Fuck you anon your stocks going to zero and you are selling

>> No.50660203

Im thinking I realize a cheeky $2.1k capital loss on my SPCE, then never trade an individual security ever again. From here on out it's a zesty $2k a month of VOO/SSO, essentially 1.5x leveraging the index.

>> No.50660205

>>50659874
Can't even remember. Ten plus years ago probably.
I'm about 34 here too and took a break from my routine today and realized that my life is empty. Holy shit.
Oh well. Whatever.
I didn't even get the care free youth normies get. My family was abusive and shitty lol. Realized I've basically been trying for a decade to achieve something i mostly already had a decade ago, but was too inexperienced to see what I had. Now I'm fucked lol too late. Youth gone. That was fast.

>> No.50660225

>>50659882
Fuck your job retard, go live with her on the farm and help your dad. Start a family and help your own while leaving the ratrace for a time or possibly forever. Seriously, what kind of fucking cuck puts his job over pussy and helping the people that raised you? Get a new job. Fuck working. Work to live, don't live to work. Asshole.

>> No.50660244

>>50660225
My job as a teacher is what keeps me alive and going inspite of being down over 100% of my portfolio ytd.

>> No.50660249

>>50660203
If you're dumb enough to have ever put money in SPCE, you're too dumb for SSO. Stick to unlevered, vanilla VOO.

>> No.50660262

>>50660244
Then go be a teacher in hicktown and get some pussy and help your dad. Not this fucking hard to figure out, for fucks sakes I've based big life decisions off the flip of a coin. Grow some balls and quit picking the easy route and trying to make it the perfect one, fuck you. I'd fucking slug you in the mouth just like the dudes at the dive bar. Absolute gaping asshole whelp.

>> No.50660281

>>50660225
Yeah I feel that in my heart. My problem is I've been working to build my career for years, feels like I've been building for nothing if I go back.

>> No.50660294

>>50660262
not the same guy nigger. I'm in finance. opportunity is where the money is.

>> No.50660315

You actually have people in your life and you're whining?
Get a load of this cunt.
God. I'm going back to my book.

>> No.50660322

>>50660262
don't talk to me about picking the easy route. I picked up my life and moved here to get enough money to settle down and provide for a family. It didn't pan out. I have the job and alot of upside but I undo it by going back.

>> No.50660345

>>50660249
but its space, the final frontier. Also my tax bill next april will be at least $3k, so I'm just paying part of that now XD

I would go 100% VOO but my thesis is that our generation will need to be leveraged in our 20s if we want to secure retirement before age 60.

The same way that someone born in 1970 who only saved in bonds would be totally outpaced by their twin who saved in an index fund. Even though bonds were just fine for their parents generation (because of pensions etc)

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OPEN THE MARKETS NOW!

>> No.50660420

>>50660345
>but its space, the final frontier

Where to invest in someone who might realistically go asteroid mining. Already doubled some money on seabed mining of organic phosphates for farm fertilizer, and they haven't even started production

>> No.50660429

It seems like it’s risk on again

>> No.50660464
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>>50660195
i could give less of a fuck
i'm down 65% over last 18 months
i got nothing to lose
history is with me, check the charts

>> No.50660475

>>50660420
too early bro. 1 ounce of asteroid material has been successfully brought back to earth.

look up astroforge if you're still curious

>> No.50660486

>>50660475
1 *gram

>> No.50660492

>>50660429
Bears are worth more skinned and made into blankets

>> No.50660504

>>50660492
Yes they had their fun though, thanks for the cheapies bears I guess

>> No.50660535

>>50660492
>>50660504

Do you guys think we've hit the floor? Man I think we are about 20% away

>> No.50660567

WILL SIGA TANK? TELL ME BROS

>> No.50660568

>>50660535
next fed meeting in 2 months
bear rally or bull doesn't matter in the end, you should be irresponsibly long for at least the next 30 days

>> No.50660594

>>50660567
No

>> No.50660595

>>50660567
Checked sequential trips, and yes.

>> No.50660611

>>50660281
>>50660294
>>50660322
Then decide what you'd rather have, money and a career or pussy that you don't want to smack around for being an idiot and a better relationship with your family. You could still do finance in hickville even if it meat working a finance job that didn't pay as well. I'm just telling you you're making a massive mistake and being a huge asshole putting the money over what is actually important in life.

>> No.50660613

>>50660535
I predict green until November because of elections and because I am in cash

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I only want to buy when a stock is going down because I hate increasing my average price.

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>biden tests positve for covid... again
This SOB got quaduple shot/boosted. our economy tanked because of a mandatory placebo.

get. me. off. this. ride.

>> No.50660678

I’m spending 30k a new car tomorrow ask me anything

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50660680

You know the story of the Russian cosmonaut? So he goes up in this big space ship and he's got this portal window and he's looking out and he sees the curvature of the earth for the first time, and all of the sudden this strange ticking is coming out of the dashboard, but he can't find it he can't stop it, it keeps going. A few hours into this and it begins to feel like torture, but what is he gonna do? He's up in space. So the cosmonaut decides the only way to save his sanity is to fall in love with the sound

>> No.50660693

>>50660680
Wow that was beautiful anon

>> No.50660695

>>50660650

My dad tested positive for the Wuhan Flu for like 70 days. It was absurd

>> No.50660708

>>50660678
You paying cash? Have you done any research on how to get out of the dealership without getting fucked?
If not, there's a YT channel by some boomer named Kevin Hunter who does a lot of videos on car sales and the industry: https://www.youtube.com/c/KevinHunter
Here's one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg7JBVIVH8
>>50660693
Thanks, but not mine, I just felt like re-typing it as I was listening: https://youtu.be/tKmwR2jo0zw

>> No.50660719

>>50660567
It will dump, then pump, then dump, then pump, then dump. Idiots will buy the top and sell the bottom while telling you to do the same as them. Inverse the monkey and you will make money.

>> No.50660727

>>50660708
10k cash, 10k for my existing vehicle finance the rest

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Doing a giant poo in my date’s house. She got too stoned to stay awake so I’m gonna watch YouTube videos about Gaussian distributions and how to look at probability density functions on pythons matplotlib library for option distributions.

If you learn to write scripts for simulations & visualizations thats a solid set of skills. Fundamentals experts like Aswarth Damodadan leverage Monte Carlo simulations to accommodate uncertainty in valuations. He uses a tool called “crystal ball”, it’s produced by oracle and a license costs $750/seat/yr. I will try to emulate all of that for 0 cost

>> No.50660743

I am stinking up this woman’s bathroom really hard my Bhenchodes.

>> No.50660744

>>50660727
Make sure you check out some of the videos so you don't get screwed over in finance without knowing it

>> No.50660756

>>50660744
Thanks I will take a look

>> No.50660769

>>50660743
>not upperdecking the toilet
She must be a keeper then

>> No.50660788

At this point, it would be irresponsible for any wealth manager to not go full Hwang style and leverage up until your fund collapses. Since it can only collapse if the Fed stops buying everything to keep Hwang style wealth managers solvent.
Cathie has the right idea, just the wrong kinds of garbage.

>> No.50660791

>>50660769
She is a keeper I’m trying really hard to be nice to this woman. She’s an engineer at a large public fintech company and her salary has to be at least double of mine KEK. There’s nothing more attractive to me than a woman who has quantitative skills

I hope she doesn’t smell the rancid indian shit I took in her toilet tomorrow. Will have to air it out

>> No.50660815

>>50660173
Top sign

>> No.50660817

Is vanguard bad for being a broker? I also have my Roth IRA in there too

>> No.50660830

>>50660791
>her salary has to be at least double of mine
this is a recipe for disaster anon

>> No.50660860

>>50660817
You can only really buy Vanguard mutual funds through Vanguard accounts, right? I mean... I have some money in funds there and I haven't seen any other options. If you just want to buy mutual funds, then yeah go for it, though do some research on the differences between ETFs and mutual funds, especially regarding taxes, because most of Vanguard's main funds are also available as ETFs if you prefer that approach, and you can buy them through any stock broker

>> No.50660870

>>50660791
Dont do it anon

>> No.50660890

>>50660791
I hope it works out for you, generally it's a shitty relationship if your woman makes more than you do although supposedly dudes are happier with women that are smarter than them. If you're alright with not being the main breadwinner or being the head of household it could work - just don't be surprised if your kids end up not actually being yours. If you don't want kids and just want a yuppie DINK relationship where you get pegged on the reg and jerk off in the corner while her bull does the work you'll be happy though.

>> No.50660901

Buy AMD, praise Lisa

>> No.50660924

>>50660901
I shan’t do either.

>> No.50660925
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50660925

GAYSEX BROS!
Our SIGA prophet has been slandered by Andy Ngo! How could this happen? What does this mean for munky stocks?

>> No.50660949

>>50660925
>dignity
>piss orgy
No, no. You only get to pick one.

>> No.50660953

>>50660925
I wonder how much he makes a year...

>> No.50660973
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50660973

DASH is about to fall off its ledge.

>> No.50660974
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50660974

>> No.50660983

>>50659553
That is the best shit I've read in a while. Saved!

>> No.50660986
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50660986

>>50660974
>Welcome tot he future anons. Buy bitcoin.
no

>> No.50660994
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50660994

>> No.50661006

>>50660983
It’s a giant shitshow that people on wall steeet are saying is unprecedented

>> No.50661009
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50661009

>>50659088
Checking blessed white numbers.

>> No.50661021

>>50660817
Vanguard basically wants their customers long.
It has all the functionality of other brokers and great service if you call them but their interface makes me think their office is still using IBMs stained by cigarette smoke.

>> No.50661043

>>50660695
Meanwhile I spent 6 hours in a car with someone positive, got sick, and tested negative.

>> No.50661065
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50661065

Pelosi on SPAR19 headed towards asia from Hawaii now. There is this tweet. Nothing ever happens but this is good skyking entertainment for the weekend.

>> No.50661115

>>50660974
>big money is parking cash in bonds
literally not fucking true at all the bond market is completely fucked now and the interests rates haven't risen enough yet, stocks still return 3-5 times the rate of even long term bonds

>> No.50661246 [DELETED] 
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50661246

>>50661065
Why do these chinks care so much about Taiwan? It's not like their shitty military could take the island in the first place. Yes I know Taiwan is the real china

>> No.50661258

>>50661246
Computer chips and shipping lanes.

>> No.50661262

>>50661246
its same with russia, they want to take back countries they consider sovereign. look at what they did to hong kong, china can't stand not having its original territories.

>> No.50661308

>>50661065
>https://www.speaker.gov/newsroom/73122
>Washington, D.C. – Speaker Nancy Pelosi is leading a Congressional delegation to the Indo-Pacific region, including visits to Singapore, Malaysia, South Korea and Japan. The trip will focus on mutual security, economic partnership and democratic governance in the Indo-Pacific region.
chinks win again. no mention of taiwan, my puts will not print

>> No.50661363

>>50660650
Zero proof you can gt covid twice

>> No.50661364

https://www.reuters.com/technology/us-says-it-will-limit-size-semiconductor-chips-grants-2022-07-30/

>> No.50661413

>>50661364
Bearish

>> No.50661417

>>50661246
Wouldn't you? What if the US lost Texas or Germany lost Bavaria?

>> No.50661543

>>50661417
Both those scenarios are based though, I would support independent Texas and Bavaria

>> No.50661623

>>50661246

China is all about projecting strength. I believe they want to take over the globe and they know the Drmocrats are compromised and spineless.

Basically they have little dick syndrome. They know of they can get away with invading Taiwan, they can get away with invading nearly everything

>> No.50661637

>>50661363

He will test positive for the next 2 or months. Old people test positive forever because their body doesn't fully get rid of it

>> No.50661693
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50661693

Big Don doesn't think much of Nancy's trip

>> No.50661731
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50661731

>>50661693
She already pussied out. She aint going to Taiwan anymore.

>> No.50661755

>>50661731

I bet they wouldn't have threatened anyone if Trump was in office. Xi is genuinely scared of Trump

>> No.50661759

>>50661693
BASED don holy shit

>> No.50661788

>>50660974
And why would the Countries use Bitcoin instead of making their own Central Bank Digital Currency. The only way to protect yourself from the death of the dollar is to own real things like Silver, Gold, Land, Food.

>> No.50661831
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50661831

>>50659193
>pasts

>> No.50661835

>>50661623
>they know the Boomers are compromised and spineless
FTFY

>> No.50661851

>>50661693
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

>> No.50661885
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50661885

what should I buy to complement my superhuman hatred of chinamen?

>> No.50661886

>>50661851
I saw him last week. He came to my city for a rally. Prescott Valley Arizona. About 5000 people showed up. That's over 10% of the entire population of the city

>> No.50661903

I think the paradigm shift is not to focus on how to make money but how to make other people lose as much money as possible.

>> No.50661914
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50661914

>900k net worth
>no obligations
still thinking about an heroing every single day

>> No.50661926

>>50661914

Get some obligations. Give your time to helping others until it hurts. Then you will stop thinking about suicide.

>> No.50661964

>>50661914
Get a part time bullshit job and just chit chat with the young, inspire and advise them. Did wonders for me. Some still call from time to time.

>> No.50661990

Where is the bottom for mullen? .50?

>> No.50661993

>>50661886
Sounds cool, live in a lib area so not used to that sort of shit

>> No.50661999

>>50661693
Twitter unbanned him?

>> No.50662273

Dead general

>> No.50662287

>>50662273
its the weekend dumb frog poster

>> No.50662325

>>50662287
Didn't post a single frog ITT bot

>> No.50662345

>>50662273
oh no stock bros how will we ever recover?

>> No.50662475

>>50659088
I just heard that Yahho finance information is not good nor reliable.
why? how? I mean, figures are figures, if the stock price is X it should be X anywhere you check it. same with any other metrics.

>> No.50662495

>>50662475
>what is delay
yahoo has like 15 min. or something

>> No.50662515

>>50662495
oh, I see now, thanks.
then it is not bad if you are on long term.
it will be bad if you play short or algotrading.

>> No.50662542
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50662542

SIGA IS SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

>> No.50662561

>>50662475
>>50662495
Idk I use marketwatch

>> No.50662639

>>50661364
Lol I remember thinking about buying soxl a little bit ago, but I saw that Nancy Pelosi's husband sold his semiconductor investments. Figured I'd wait a little while and lo and behold

>> No.50662643
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50662643

>>50659818

>> No.50662656

>>50661417
Isn't Texas a bit too big and culturally relevant to be a Taiwan equivalent?

>> No.50662669

>>50662561
it is paid.
I'm not even investing now, it would be a loss.
If I ever make decent money I could pay for a service like that, but not now

>> No.50662673

>>50661731
Wowwwww they really kept the larp up for a while right until the end

>> No.50662699

>>50661364
Just sold

>> No.50662853

How is no one talking about Rocket Lab as a long term bet for space stock, unlike other space companies they actually send rockets into space and have contracts with NASA, US Army, etc to send satellites and probes to space. The're next rocket, Electron is bigger which will mean a bigger payload and more revenue stream coming through, if NASA want people at the moon by 2024 then they are going to need companies like Rocket Lab and SPaceX to get payloads to the moon.
Finally SpaceX is valued at $125 billion meanwhile Rocket Lab is only worth $2 billion, for all Rocket Lab is doing they are worth a lot more and are definitely undervalued.

>> No.50662876
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50662876

>>50662853
>he thinks space is real

>> No.50662893

Is stocks going stonks or stinks tomorrow

>> No.50662909

>>50662853
Well, what are the returns of launching manned shuttles into space or whatever?

>> No.50662954

>>50662853
>NASA want people at the moon by 2024
Don't be silly, there's no way NASA can create tech as advanced as the one they had 60 years ago in just 2 years. Give them a decade at least

>> No.50663001

>>50661364
"The legislation does not prohibit stock buybacks by companies receiving government funding but does prohibit the use of grant funds for the buybacks."

So it doesn't limit buybacks in practice. Funds previously set aside for investments will now be used for buybacks, and the grant money will all go to investments. They can pay lip service all they want to progressive concerns, they can't stop this from enabling more buybacks.

SOXL train keeps chugging along. Hop on before it starts moving too fast.

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50663106

diversity is our strength

support ukraine

become an anti-racist

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50663118

>>50662853
the company is clearly lacking diversity so no thanks I'd rather stick to investments related to gay sex

>> No.50663127

>>50663106
Stunning and brave

>> No.50663187

>>50663106
he looks 100% like chud guy

>> No.50663264

>>50662853
There is too much dust on the moon

>> No.50663321

>>50659480
Based fellow offspring breeder. 31 with boy and grill with two different wimin

>> No.50663398
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50663398

>>50659088
Not sure how pertinent this is to stocks, but it seriously looks like Israel is getting rid of cash;

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1553705843576668160

People speculate that USA will also retire the dollar and replace with CBDCs. Holy shit.

>> No.50663414
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50663414

POWW

>> No.50663454

>>50663398
Digitize everything, even your soul has always been the plan. I hate SOXL trannies so much.

>> No.50663476
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50663476

My portfolio size is $100,000 and every month I write puts on $1,500,000 underlying.

>> No.50663488
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50663488

go check China's pmi real quick

>> No.50663499

>>50662853
I'll look into it anon, thanks.

>> No.50663509

>>50663476
put spreads? or naked puts?
what delta?

>> No.50663530

>>50663509
Naked puts on SPY at 0.05 delta.

>> No.50663545

>>50660730
>I will try to emulate all of that for 0 cost
Based, keep us posted anon

>> No.50663556

>>50663530
do you sell them everyday? or what time frame - 30 days?

>> No.50663565

>>50663476
what's the plan if they get assigned? rope?

>> No.50663583

>>50659169
nah. if you had ten billion AUM, you would allow AI to instantly trade maybe half a billion, at most. it's not as bad as you think.

>> No.50663593

Tony Dwyer came out on Bloomberg recommending downward protection. I averaged down on my UVXY calls because of that. Was that a sound investment decision?

>> No.50663617

>>50663593
volchads will inherit the earth

>> No.50663621
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50663621

So is it official now that america is china's cuck? Imagine letting the chinks tell you where you can't go.

>> No.50663623
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50663623

>>50663593
wise choice

>> No.50663643

>>50663556
I sell on red days about 2-3 months out. Right now I'm opening October contracts but it's difficult with this rally.
>>50663565
Cash in on my black swan hedges.

>> No.50663656

>>50661731
Kek she knew china would shoot her ass out of the sky and none of the American public would even give a shit.

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50663663

>>50659415
>>50659466
>>50659480
>>50659582
i'm 40, wife, no kids. but also no debt, 500k house, three cars, work from home. listen. we're all gonna fuckin' make it.
i get up at 5 and spend three hours reading earnings and other news, 10Qs, looking at my screeners, looking at CDs and fixed-income offerings, paying bills and reviewing accounts. then i work all day and keep a team of a dozen people going. then i spend even more time in the evening catching up on whatever i didn't finish that morning, plus reading books.
you need to be an avid reader. solitude is not a curse it is an incredible blessing. the money is meaningless, the time is precious, because even if you end up with a CAGR of 2% like everybody else who armchairs this shit, the process is the reward. living it is the goal.
reset your mental state. never give up.

>> No.50663690

>>50663621
No

>>50663643
>Cash in on my black swan hedges.
Could you elaborate?
>I sell on red days about 2-3 months out
When do you usually buy them back? How much does this strategy net you on an average? Why are you not doing spreads instead?

>> No.50663694

Is it illegal to lie to my broker about my net worth and options experience in order to get approved for short and naked selling?

>> No.50663721

>>50663617
>>50663623
>>50663593

I fucking hope so, I got rekt last week going long vol

>> No.50663747
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50663747

guys i invest mostly into upro/soxl because im not good at picking companies and i also tend to get heemed when playing options so ive just been sticking to those 2. have an advice on how i can optimize things or if you think i could be doing something better?

>> No.50663756

>>50661006
>But muh FA!
>Retail baggies will be btfo!

>> No.50663758

>>50663643
so you'll sell a 3 month out 0.05 delta SPY put on a red day
what do you do to hedge tail risk?

>> No.50663769

Aside from SIGA as a monkepox play, wouldn't it be prudent to also take a shot at BVRNY? Every time I hear about monkepox they're always talking about needing to have enough vaccines. SIGA is rarely if ever mentioned for the moment.

>> No.50663799

>>50661914
'

>> No.50663830

>>50663758
>>50663690
I always buy long dated and far OTM calls on VIX when they're cheap (like right now).
I sometimes buy long dated and far OTM puts on SPY when the bulls are euphoric (like right now).

I buy back my puts at 80% profit. I earn 1.5% on my principal monthly. I don't do spreads because German tax law doesn't fully recognize losses from long options.

>> No.50663839
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50663839

>>50663721
are you fucking retarded? you never long volatility, it's a mean-reverting phenomenon. you short spikes, or alternatively use the VIX spikes to time buying dips.

>https://sixfigureinvesting.com/2016/10/is-shorting-uvxy-tvix-vxx-the-perfect-trade/

>> No.50663858

>>50663663
how do you get a wife you can trust to be loyal in this day and age? im in my early 30's right now and feel hopeless in this regard, like i can't trust any of these bitches. did you get in early, like high school sweethearts or some shit? before feminism and the internet and social media ruined everything?

>> No.50663898

I really think the SIGA top was $23 bros

>> No.50663899

>>50663858
>how do you get a wife you can trust to be loyal in this day and age
Remember the first months of relationship when she was really into you? You gotta maintain that. Oh wait, you never even had that in the first place? Well nigga, you shouldn't have married then.

>> No.50663903

>>50663663
It seems to me that you may be a little too obsessed with money. That's literally the only thing you focus on if you're being truthful (which it's the internet so probably not)

>> No.50663909
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50663909

>>50663858
Well not that dude but I got with the girl who became my wife right after she graduated high school. She was 18, I was uh 25 I think. Been together ever since (I'm 39 now)

>> No.50663915

>>50663903
He clearly said he was more about reading, midwit

>> No.50663921

>>50663915
Probably about money

>> No.50663929

>>50663769
True. I think we could at least double our money here the next few months. But for some reason I dont like the stock

>> No.50663943
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50663943

>>50663898
Why do you think that?
Fake dump from FDA fud release that showed nothing new.

>> No.50663948

>>50663858
i married a girl dealt a shit hand, a girl that life and the world already wrecked. she was hurt by her own crazy family, just wants to be a housewife and be happy with simple achievements and hobbies. and i asked her about her childhood before it all happened, and she aspired to domestic things then, too. when i was six i said outright i wanted to be a white collar desk worker.
we know what we are: we all have an instinct and a gift and a purpose in life, given to us by god. we have a destiny. free will is, mostly, an illusion. if we act in accordance with these, harmony comes to us as if out of nowhere.
in my early 30s i simply picked another professional like me and our combined income was massive. yet somehow, the money did not stack. we were fine together, but we weren't really happy. she was merely sitting in a comfort zone unwilling to shake up life to get more out of it, and i am not and will maybe never be like that. don't go finding this problem where it doesn't exist, but, be on the lookout. discuss what you're really like with her.
i've been through a dozen women to find this one and had to learn the hard way what i was actually like, in order to pick one that was actually compatible. i didn't have to pick the right church or the right bar, i just had to know myself, by trial and error.

>> No.50663966

>>50663903
Well I'm focused on money to. But only as it pertains to my post retirement plan. As in once I retire I actually fucking "retire" and and don't ever work again. Which in my case means I walk at age 54 and do whatever I want for the next 38 years. (assuming I live to be 92). You know the return of the glory days of "doing nothing" like what your teen years was like before adulthood robbed you of it.

>> No.50663967

>>50663617
VIXchads assemble!

>> No.50663977

>>50663943
Because the FDA said it isn’t even proven to do anything for mpox

>> No.50664000

>>50663977
SIGA jeets btfo

>> No.50663999

>>50663839
That chart is useless for what my long vix play is. I don't care what VIX was adjusted for splits 5 years ago. This is a short term hedge, an insurance policy to ensure the J boys either pump my long etf bags, or make me print if they want to pull the rug. I was up $50k+ last week on priced in bad news while niggers are getting hungry and needy. Something is brewing. I can feel it. Look at the daily chart of the VIX, when you talk about a mean reversion, I print at a mean reversion nigga!

>> No.50664007
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50664007

>>50663977
People want treatment anyway

>> No.50664008

>>50663903
i cannot tell you what my bookshelf is because it is also on public profiles. but i can tell you whose recommendations i derive my bookshelf from.
i've watched every minute of footage about warren and charlie that youtube has to offer, including every berkshire annual meeting (the timesaver versions). then i've gone and searched for every investor who was ever influenced by them -- and i'm still searching for more -- and consumed all of that content. and every single book they have ever mentioned, i've read all the amazon reviews, and bought perhaps 5% of those books so far. economizing on my time to pick the ones i think will best tell me something new.
separately, i've spent my entire life in the shooting sports. i carry a gun and am proficient with rifles enough to compete in matches, although probably not actually score very well. there are dozens of leaders in this field, and they too have books they recommend, so i've repeated that same feat beginning with authors from all over history such as col. jeff cooper, and general patton.
finally, for a macro view, i listen to professors' lectures uploaded to youtube about the history of empires. rome is probably my favorite. i use hundreds of years worth of recorded history to find what parts of history repeat themselves and what doesn't really change about human behavior and apply that knowledge and intuition to macro movements today.
the money just comes. i guess that's projection, but i don't really care what your problem is. another thing you learn as you hit 40 is why the elite don't care about the masses. it's because you've already crippled yourselves mentally and so can't catch up even if you were right and they were wrong. time is too precious to expend effort on it.

>> No.50664023

>>50663977
It's been used and has successfully treated many mpox patients, the fud was just an opportunity for shorts to get out and for people to get cheap positions. Even if the FDA has a hate boner for tpoxx, they'll eventually have to change their tune like it or not.

>> No.50664025

>>50664007
>that pic

Meds

>> No.50664029

>>50663999
Checked

>>50663839
Nice blog post

>> No.50664032
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50664032

>>50663909
idk, more and more i feel like i should just focus on making money and then Be Like Leo. either that or i've gotta go to like, SE asia or eastern europe to find someone who isn't corrupted by feminism and actually still believes in traditional gender roles.

>> No.50664040

>>50664025
Stay poor

>> No.50664047
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50664047

Divibros, post your dividend diaries!

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50664080

>>50664008
I don't need charlie, Buffett, Cramer, or Dwyer to tell me how to invest, or to spend countless hours daily reading balance sheets and 10Qs. Two things guide my investing decisions and they require no sacrifice of free time and happen instantaneously. God, and memes. You'll never need to pick up a book again if you let them guide your hand.

>> No.50664088

>>50663999
okay, enjoy losing money over 75% of the time on an instrument that perpetually goes down i guess.

>> No.50664089
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>>50664047
I got 100 shares of AFCG.
>Fuck this timeline where npr is literally worse than then buzzfeed.

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>>50664047

>> No.50664114
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>>50664080
>Two things guide my investing decisions and they require no sacrifice of free time and happen instantaneously. God, and memes. You'll never need to pick up a book again if you let them guide your hand.

Hi Cathie.

>> No.50664140

>>50664088
Thanks for the advice Mr. Natenberg, can you send me the actual volatility algo so I can trade like the market makers and make more informed decisions?

>> No.50664143

>>50659427
based truster

>> No.50664152

>>50664114
Kek kind of funny that the irony is you posted a comment from Michael "right once in my life" burry

>> No.50664153
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how delusional is the bond market?

>> No.50664156

>>50664093
Nice

>> No.50664176

>>50664153
>bind market = 2x stock market
>delusional

Kys

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>>50664080
Based. That boomer is a faggot coping by veiling his need for respect, admiration and highly structured life into whatever that word salad is.

>> No.50664188

>>50664088
So your saying they will pump my long etf bags then? Or at the very least crab them while they starve out the poors. This path is not sustainable guys I mean goys.

>> No.50664200

>>50664153
They know Jerome is a pussy

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>>50664152
how are the ARK funds doing nowadays, anon? that article was posted in Feb 2021 btw.

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>>50664152
>>50664228
specifically, Feb 5th 2021. interesting.

>> No.50664246

>>50664140
>volatility algo
I've been actually thinking about trying to motivate /smg/ to work on a script for trading the VIX. I think we have everything we need to do something like that: the TA niggers, code monkeys who know how to write in Python, some more experienced degenerate day traders, the black hats and critical thinkers, etc.
>inb4 nypa

>> No.50664255

>>50664040
Your schizo shit isn’t gonna make you rich faggot

>> No.50664302

>>50662673
>kept the larp up
Top kek. Wonder how many taxpayer dollars were spent on the airshow we saw yesterday? What a show of strength goys I mean guys! Would rather my taxpayer money be spent on Zion Don and his golf outings. At least there is some business spoken about on the course. Wtf was this nonsense?

>> No.50664319

>>50664302
Woah anon how long have you been so blackpilled for?

>> No.50664325

>>50663948
>married a girl dealt a shit hand


This. You want a damaged girl. Someone who’s been run through the ringer several times. Someone who’s at the bottom of a pit and screaming to get out. Western women are spoiled entitled bitches seeking physical perfection which is dictated by consuming, and as soon as she doesn’t get what she wants she bails. That’s why damaged bitches are best. A little fat, a little ugly, but giving, loving personality that you can’t find from a jpg.

>> No.50664355

>>50664319
Time is irrelevant. The point is I'm there son

>> No.50664365

>>50664228
I've never invested in ARKK. I would never trust that gross tranny Cathie wood with even my pocket change.

>> No.50664408

>>50664319
Let me ask you this, do you think I should be up $50k+ this past week based on priced in bad news? Have you gone outside recently? VIXchads will inherit this poopy scorched earth. If not, slaves will continue to be created as the gap between the haves and the have nots widen. Sooner or later the have nots will take out their rage and anger on the goys when really we are all goys that should be teaming up against the you know who's... I win either way, I lose either way, I am everything either way I am nothing either way. Now what say you?

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>>50664365
wow, the joke really went over your head, huh? you aren't picking up what im putting down at all, lmao. do a little more research before you embarrass yourself next time, sweaty.

>> No.50664467

>>50664447
REEEEEE don't compare me to Cathie wood and don't call me sweaty!!!!!!

>> No.50664478

>>50663694
dunno but i lied in everything after they said no when i was truthful

>> No.50664485

Buds, can you imagine AAA Blockchain Game by ex Ubisoft devs? join Life Beyond.

> If you liked Fortnite, ya will LOVE LifeBeyond
> Assassins Creed Black Flag Game Director is the CEO of the Game Studio
> Players will have the power to decide the direction of the game

>> No.50664499

Reminder that /smg/ is 90% burgers

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>>50664485
Holy shit I'm about to totally drop $100k on this!!!

>> No.50664539

>>50664499
I mean it is a burger stock market... Go play in your shitty euro ones

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>>50664447
I am God's strongest SOXL investor.

>> No.50664586

>>50664547
tell me how to get out of my soxl bags please

>> No.50664611

>>50664499
Not during euro hours
>>50664539
Burger market trades around the world and unfortunately it also influences every market around the world so you have to pay attention to it like it or not

>> No.50664618

>>50664611
My point exactly

>> No.50664641

>>50664539
Try to stop me, queer

>> No.50664642

>>50664539
Leave him be, that yuropoor probably used all of his daily energy rations to post that

>> No.50664645

>>50664246
That's all great, we just don't have the Chicago Jewish gangster insider at the CBOE or the CME Group to actually move the index for us. Retail baggies can't win unless we hop on the winning side of something much much greater than our measly capital can provide.

>> No.50664668

>>50664645
>Retail baggies can't win unless we hop on the winning side of something much much greater than our measly capital can provide.
Meds? Elaborate, etc.

>> No.50664688

>>50664499
no wonder its so gay most of the times...

>> No.50664734

https://youtu.be/gldda-aAsm0

>> No.50664743

>>50664668
Basically through this past year of day trading I learned how little power the retail baggies actually have. We don't really have any power to affect any market. We simply don't have enough capital. Even if we all collectively made a decision to pile into a particular investment, we still wouldn't have enough to move a market. The amount of money these banks and market making firms are raking in from retail goys every day is sickening. You have to understand how the market makers hedge their option positions that they buy/sell to us. They hedge it by buying or selling the underlying, in such great volumes it moves the market. Meanwhile you nigger retards think you are smart placing a directional bet, when the real answer is if you win, it's because the market maker is allowing you to win. They are telling you it's a win-win for both of you, take it while it's there before they change their hedge positions and flip it around on you. And don't sit here and tell me these market makers are goys like you and me...

>> No.50664760

>>50664743
goldman sachs bought 1.5mm shares of amazon after its ER. They aren't as prescient as you think.

>> No.50664795

>>50664668
And don't get me started on the fake bid/ask spreads that are all options order books.
>I want to sell a $0.50 contract.
>There are thousands of asks @ $0.50.
>I place my sell to open order for $0.50.
>All all $0.50 orders except for mine magically disappear
>no trades happened
>wtf.jpg
>underlying price hangs as market maker thinks
>My open sell to open order at $0.50 is still the only open order
>No trades have happened
>Market maker finally accepts my trade after ensuring their superior position
>$0.50 may or may not be a win-win for both of us, certainly not my decision as a retail baggie

>> No.50664796

>>50664302
I always kek when Americans complain about tax dollars being spent as if tax revenue and spending are not completely untethered

>> No.50664805

>>50664796
I mean it all really goes toward interest payments to the fed at the end of the day right?

>> No.50664834

>>50664805
No, I mean spending is so far ahead of revenue, the two are not realistically tethered together. Revenue could be zero and they would pass the same spending bills, raised the debt ceiling and life would go one. Taxes exsists solely to slow inflation, they are burned the minute they get into the government coffers.

>> No.50664835

>>50664760
Longing Amazon is longing planet earth though. Can't lose long term unless...

>> No.50664849

>>50664834
Yes, please read the financial programme of the learned elders of Zion, it's all right there for you goy. That's why anything that is actually collected from the plebs goes to the fed, and then the fed just prints dollars for govt spending even though the coffers are empty.
>In b4 cool it with the anti semitism

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>>50664834

>> No.50664904

>>50664886
The long nose guys say this specific part is plagiarized so therefore it's all fake. Idk goys maybe you should do your own research and stop letting long nose guys make your decisions for you

>> No.50664937

>>50661731
Thanks for answering if she is still alive. Looking for something about this this morning. Won't say what I was specifically hoping for, but whatever it was it was bullish for oil.

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>>50664153
>tfw the Fed only does what the market pricesin

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Good.

>> No.50665159

>>50664153
The are correct except the last one, should read
>emergency 20% hike

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>>50665336
>>50665336
>>50665336
>>50665336
Baked? Good.