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50659035 No.50659035 [Reply] [Original]

It's all about getting money. How can I make money from my laptop? I want any and all ideas, bonus points for creativity

>> No.50659046

Exchange a good/service

>> No.50659052

Become a virtual sex worker

>> No.50659055

Mine XMR

>> No.50659059

Go sell bottles of water for a dollar each on a busy street corner in a tourist area. Do that until you have the funds.

>> No.50659109

Smash the laptop with a hammer, call it art and sell it for $50,000

>> No.50659148

>>50659035
Pretend to be an underaged girl, scam pedos, then expose them. Good for the bank and the soul.

>> No.50659150

>>50659035
Be a faggot on webcam. Easiest way best way.

>> No.50659167

>>50659148
Wouldn't it be easier to scam Johns on escort websites then ghost them? I get the morality play and all but anon is just looking for a come up.

>> No.50659179

>>50659035
Blow dildos for gay pay on onlyfans

>> No.50659200

>>50659167
True, that ways probably quicker. Extortion works with both of those too.

>> No.50659255

>>50659200
>Checked
It does but extortion adds another layer of bullshit. Better to just get in and out and work on volume. I know the difference is marginal but if you're doing it in an uptight jurisdiction the peace of mind might be worth it.

>> No.50659491

>>50659035
sell toys on ebay

>> No.50660542

bump