/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50655286]

It's Over Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>>50650011

[Anonymous No.50655311]

Nancy Pelosi just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.50655328]

I fomod into SIGA Friday

[Anonymous No.50655342]

>>50655286
Ch-Choco T-taco bros it’s o-over :’(

[Anonymous No.50655348]

>>50655311
did you shot her down?

[Anonymous No.50655351]

Market implications of the double hump yield curve?

[Anonymous No.50655357]

Stock market is a kusoge

you're posting in a dead game thread

[Anonymous No.50655358]

Is SIGA the only gaypox play in town? Should I just invest in latex glove manufacturers because normal people will just wear gloves all day every and they'll be fine?

[Anonymous No.50655365]

>>50655311
how's the recycled water in taiwan?

[Anonymous No.50655411]

>Analysts saying Chinese housing market about to crash
>Chink stocks getting delisted in US
>bank runs
>protests
>"China's 2008 financial crisis"
All in on YANG calls on monday bros??

[Anonymous No.50655440]

>>50655169
Typical family man. Domesticated by his wife, all his friends and hobbies slowly fade away as he becomes a faceless "provider" for the family. And the world goes around as he creates the next generation of men to be domesticated by women. On his death bed he realizes that the life he lived wasn't his own but he'll never admit to it. "At least I'm not one of those loser loners" he'll say to himself as he fades into nothing, leaving behind nothing of value except for a new generation of well trained goyim cattle

[Anonymous No.50655450]

>>50655411
>doesn't know about the alleged troop movements

[Anonymous No.50655455]

Red Monday

[Anonymous No.50655463]

>>50655411
They already limit down twice. Lolm at ytd how hard it can whiplash

[Anonymous No.50655483]

Monkey Poo taking over the world. It's all fun and games until it's not..

[Anonymous No.50655515]

>>50655455
we fucking better

[Anonymous No.50655539]

>Pelosi
>Has " "close" " call with cHIneSe MiLiTeRy
>Praises LMT, RTX, and CIA
Houses passes more moneys for dem miliatary programs?

[Anonymous No.50655554]

>>50655455
>>50655515
Why is he so bad at this?

[Anonymous No.50655555]

KUSOGE

Friend of China Mr. Ray Dalio says "cash is trash but stocks are trashier"

Find a new game. Maybe furniture.

[Anonymous No.50655566]

>>50655555
checked and wasted

[Anonymous No.50655575]

>>50655555
Kek wasted and checked.

[Anonymous No.50655577]

>>50655554
he's actually really good, you just assume his main goal is to make people money.

[Anonymous No.50655578]

>>50655357
wtf is this vg

[Anonymous No.50655583]

>>50655555

[Anonymous No.50655589]

>>50655555
faggot

[Anonymous No.50655591]

>>50655577
No, I assume the opposite. Nice trips dubs. The universe is aligning.

[Anonymous No.50655597]

>>50655483
Where were you during the rug?

[Anonymous No.50655605]

>>50655286
>he has a million boxes of choco taco

[Anonymous No.50655623]

are you ready?

[Anonymous No.50655638]

Does the TradingView desktop program have more features than what is offered by the web page in the browser?

[Anonymous No.50655639]

just had a comfy poo wiped 2-3 times very clean just a few logs they settled right at the bottom of the bowl no peeking out above the water or anything. just a real solid pooping session

[Anonymous No.50655651]

>>50655566
checked checker
nice full house

>>50655578
KUSOGE

[Anonymous No.50655658]

>>50655555
I don't think she benefits at all from the lumbar support in that chair by sitting like that.

[Anonymous No.50655659]

>>50655639
Did it flush tho?

[Anonymous No.50655668]

>>50655639
We're gonna need you in the movie night chat. Oil goes to 100, stays, flip flops between 95 and 101 and then rockets to 120. Then we short it

[Anonymous No.50655674]

>>50655566
Checked and based

[Anonymous No.50655675]

Did all my SIGA bros get shaken out by that SEC level market manipulation? I slept through all of it and woke up to it being at $18.60.
It was some shitty article from the FDA about news we already know about, then the CDC clarified it instantly and we pumped.
Largest purchase in the history of the stock at the bottom, some massive fund bought millions upon millions.

[Anonymous No.50655691]

>>50655659
yeah a big load overall but each log was just the right size to go through the pipes no problem, like i said very clean, one flush no smearing or anything either. really the perfect pooping experience imo, definitely my best one in recent memory

[Anonymous No.50655693]

I need to make $1000 next week or I am dead

[Anonymous No.50655704]

>>50655597
On Biz and buying the dip.

[Anonymous No.50655719]

>>50655704
>TFW lower cost average then hedge funds

[Anonymous No.50655731]

>>50655639
I haven't had a comfy poo in like 2 months.

[Anonymous No.50655744]

My Zestimate has increased to 80k since I bought
>woman_wojack.jpg

[Anonymous No.50655774]

>>50655731
Rope, neck. Invest yourself. LOL SIGA, flames. Poop pee.

[Anonymous No.50655779]

>>50655704
>>50655719
Posts like these are how I know we're doing another -25% on Monday.

[Anonymous No.50655784]

>>50655731
lately mine is always too soft, if i had to guess maybe it's the lentils i had yesterday that helped elevate today's poo. i don't have legumes too often so my fiber intake is probably too low usually. plus some of the supplements i take make it worse
>>50655744
had a chat with the fakir of the hidden tiger clan the other day and learned that the housing market crash happens this year.... beware

[Anonymous No.50655802]

>>50655744
I HATE THE REAL ESTATE BUBBLE
I HATE THE REAL ESTATE BUBBLE
I HATE THE REAL ESTATE BUBBLE
I HATE THE REAL ESTATE BUBBLE
I HATE THE REAL ESTATE BUBBLE

[Anonymous No.50655809]

>>50655286
THIS MEANS WAR

[Anonymous No.50655818]

>>50655802
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.50655819]

>>50655693
ERO and SMG are my earnings buys next week for obvious reasons (lul funny ticker).

[Anonymous No.50655821]

>>50655779
Post like these lets me know the God we call God is the fake God.

[Anonymous No.50655824]

rate my stock portfolio

[Anonymous No.50655833]

>>50655328
at what price? lel

[Anonymous No.50655835]

>>50655824
Nice selfie

[Anonymous No.50655839]

STANDING HERE

I REALIZE

[Anonymous No.50655840]

>>50655824
Shit out of Shit.

[Anonymous No.50655844]

Janny-Chan banned me
They don't like my stock picks

[Anonymous No.50655860]

if it hurts when you poop sometimes
like pinching off a porcupine
you're sweatin', you're right next to the loo

colace is the brand you need
to soften stools we're all agreed
number two should be easy to do

[Anonymous No.50655868]

>>50655675
No I bought another 100 in the 14s. The thesis hasn’t changed. Why would I sell? Lol. I could lose it all and my life wouldn’t change at all. It’s only a few grand.

[Anonymous No.50655873]

Is anyone playing shipping companies simply for the dividends? Seems like a pretty solid play but I’ve never owned any and not sure how much of this is just to hype them before tapering the dividend.

[Anonymous No.50655900]

>>50655860
My poop improved drastically since I have my SIGA stack

[Anonymous No.50655918]

>>50655639
I've had very violent poops lately but I kind of enjoy them to be honest

[Anonymous No.50655919]

>>50655818
t.

[Anonymous No.50655925]

>>50655844
I’m apparently banned for life. Got hit during the baby killing ruling and never got let off. Of all the things people post around here, that was the cardinal sin. Society is done for.

[Anonymous No.50655926]

>>50655824
this person has a real gambling problem and needs help

[Anonymous No.50655928]

>>50655358
Bvnry is the only munkeypox fda approved

Govx is a covid/munkeypox vaccine in phase 2 clinical trials [gamble/shortsqueeze]

Tnxp will start developing a vaccine for munkeypox in Kenya in 2023 [scam pnd]

AEMD has a blood filter when used with a dialysis machine that cleans covid,munkeypox, and cancers [long shot play]

CODX is the test strip company

[Anonymous No.50655932]

Anyone do anything fun today? Just got back from the creek.

[Anonymous No.50655942]

WHAT IF I WANTED TO BREAK
LAUGH IT ALL OFF IN YOUR FACE

[Anonymous No.50655953]

>>50655925
Jannies only ban you if you argue with them and win. This is probably what happened to you, you probably owned a janny epicly. Congratulations bro

[Anonymous No.50655955]

[Anonymous No.50655963]

PLTR 80% long anon reporting in. staying strong and expecting to print some before earnings even hit

[Anonymous No.50655979]

>>50655963
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.50655983]

>>50655932
Swimming in the backyard with my kids. They’re already bitching at me for getting out for a minute to have a brewski and check the thread.

[Anonymous No.50656002]

>>50655953
Thanks bro, but I hate having to constantly evade. It’s been months.

[Anonymous No.50656008]

>>50655963
I might buy in if it reverse splits a few times. Too many shares around to make it an appealing buy.

[Anonymous No.50656009]

>>50655833
Dropped 3000ish @15.70

[Anonymous No.50656018]

>>50655955
to be fair to robinhood, their margin rates are really low, the last time I checked, so if I was a debt maxing degenerate I would totally check them out

[Anonymous No.50656028]

>>50655963
200 shares here. Buying another 100 in the 8s if we see it.

[Anonymous No.50656038]

>>50655555
Checked and look at that girl. Mmmmm

[Anonymous No.50656044]

>brandon has the coof again
SQQQ would have been a good buy on friday to sell monday morning.

[Anonymous No.50656048]

>>50656018
Robinhood and Coinbase are both structurally unsound companies with bankruptcy an inevitability.
>what if shitcoins to the MOON?
They still lose money, just not as quickly

[Anonymous No.50656066]

>>50656009
nice

[Anonymous No.50656068]

>>50656048
Well yes, but that doesn't mean you lose all the money in your account if they go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.50656086]

If you observe the market you can see it is roughly going up for a week, then down for 3~ days every time there is an "event", such as the gdp reports, that shakes the market. Obviously we are in a localized uptrend, in a broader downtrend. This would mean that as we have yet to test on the DJIA the June high, we will likely face resistance here. For the Nasdaq I am not sure, since it is already past that point. Maybe it will crab-green for the next few days? It seems like we are in the post-earnings period.

[Anonymous No.50656090]

>>50656009
Nice, u bought my bags when the jew shook me out. I hope u make it

[Anonymous No.50656103]

>>50656048
Isn't FTX going to buy HOOD? Bankman bought 7% of it like a month ago and nothing has been heard about that since.

[Anonymous No.50656109]

It's hot brahs....how do I long air conditioning

[Anonymous No.50656116]

>>50656044
>again
Wait wut? I thought he just tested negative
>>50655983
Nice. I still haven't been to a pool all year yet.

[Anonymous No.50656135]

>>50655351
So dumb, incentivize people to hold anything but short term and long term like what the fuck

[Anonymous No.50656144]

>>50656044
Zero proof you can get covid twice

[Anonymous No.50656154]

>>50656068
Customer deposits in coinbase are treated as being from unsecure creditors. Remember, coinbase sells shitcoins but does not want to recognize them as securities because that would put them in much tighter regulation scope than they want to be. But that would also backstop their customers.
HOOD is in the same boat, but only for its shitcoins. So a loan from HOOD is fine as long as you aren't using shitcoins as collateral.....maybe
>>50656103
HOOD is going to zero so you can buy it for real cheap before that point.

[Anonymous No.50656156]

You mumus will watch what happens when you get too cocky,again

[Anonymous No.50656170]

>>50656044
oh wtf LMFAO
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-tests-positive-covid-rebound-case-doctor-says
>>50656144
It's the "testing' being nonsensical. I'm pretty sure you can take 5 tests and you'd be positive 3/5 times. Or negative 3/5 times, just depends on the day.

[Anonymous No.50656173]

>>50656116
It’s my favorite part of the house desu. Water makes me feel so calm and free. I put on some wholesome Hawaiian music, hop on my floating lounge, tip my hat down, and just drift away from reality. It gives me the same feeling I get in the woods or at the beach. I hate society so much it’s unreal.

[Anonymous No.50656183]

>>50656109
Invest in insulation and close air gaps, works absolute miracles

[Anonymous No.50656208]

>>50656109
install a roof fan, 2 feet or wider for more hot air removal.

[Anonymous No.50656215]

>>50656183
Yeah our weather stripping and recaulk your windows etc

[Anonymous No.50656240]

I had my last choco taco ever last weekend
I for one will be shorting UL to zero out of revenge

[Anonymous No.50656253]

>>50656240
>choco taco
Wait you people unironically ate those things?

[Anonymous No.50656254]

Dominos has been preparing my order for 2 hours... do you think they all quit or what

[Anonymous No.50656262]

>>50656253

[Anonymous No.50656267]

>>50656253
the choco taco was fucking amazing you heathen

[Anonymous No.50656268]

>>50656254
You realize they can see both your address and your tip history, right?

[Anonymous No.50656285]

>>50656253
Why the fuck wouldn't I? Watch what you're implying there you fucking asshole

[Anonymous No.50656314]

>>50656268
Oh

[Anonymous No.50656324]

>>50656262
>>50656267
>>50656285
Post weight,fat fuck

[Anonymous No.50656335]

First cluster of Mpox deaths just happened in Europe bros.

[Anonymous No.50656340]

>>50656267
When was the last time you had one?

You are the sole reason they went extinct.

[Anonymous No.50656367]

>>50656340
they literally stopped selling them years ago where i live (europoor).

[Anonymous No.50656368]

>>50656254
They don't think its worth updating I guess.

[Anonymous No.50656395]

thoughts on RNG?

[Anonymous No.50656406]

>>50656367
You could have saved her, anon

[Anonymous No.50656408]

for me it's PLTR calls march 2023

[Anonymous No.50656412]

>>50656324
Joke's you dipshit, I don't own a scale

[Anonymous No.50656423]

>>50656324
i can almost guarantee that i live a healthier life than you, anon. i hiked 30km today. what did you do?

[Anonymous No.50656432]

>>50656412
Did you step on the last one?

[Anonymous No.50656450]

>>50656408
I'm all in post-earnings Aug 12, with various strike prices. Most OTM I've got is 13. (already up 20% on those lmao)

[Anonymous No.50656454]

>>50656423
Over mountains or cross country?
>>50656432
I don't even understand that question

[Anonymous No.50656468]

>>50656048
I still have no clue how coinbase doesn't just print money

[Anonymous No.50656469]

>>50656368
Or delivering to me :(

[Anonymous No.50656471]

>>50656423
>i hiked 30km today
Alright you get a pass,i jog around 10km myself every 2 days

[Anonymous No.50656473]

>>50656454
mountains, with about ~1km height difference.

[Anonymous No.50656495]

>>50656450
earnings call will be good but so will the next 6 months - either we go to war with russia (big win) or the war ends and economy recovers (minor win)

[Anonymous No.50656512]

>>50656468
>I still have no clue how coinbase doesn't just print money
As a publicly listed company, they are prone to regular financial reporting and audits that is simply in a different universe from other shitcoin exchanges. They can't print money and any money they make is literally by charging fees on their own clients through shitcoin trading. The war of fees are pushing even that margin into the ground.
Can't print funny money like other exchanges. There will be no market if the funny money printing stops at the other exchanges. Lose-Lose

[Anonymous No.50656527]

>>50656495
I do agree. But at the same time if war breaks out or conflict escalates then I expect there be a correction out of fear and a good place to re-enter.

[Anonymous No.50656580]

>>50656527
>>50656495
further, I am expecting a correction in general around September to December if we stay on current track. Long term calls are not my preferred plays here.

[Anonymous No.50656651]

Hmm, there was a late adjustment to my portfolio after hours yesterday... I now only lost $485 in July
At one point I was down over $3500

[Anonymous No.50656666]

>>50656651
>At one point I was down over $3500
What did you buy?

[Anonymous No.50656670]

>>50656495
>war with russia
Ummm sweatie this is late 2022 new war is with China

[Anonymous No.50656672]

>>50655918
I love having diarrhea on my weekend days. Nothing like a good colon cleansing.

[Anonymous No.50656693]

>>50656670
Wait so what would happen if we unironically went to war with them?
Oil spikes?

[Anonymous No.50656702]

>>50656666
Nice quads
Do you mean
>what did I buy to go down so much?
Mostly gambling on stupid weekly options... losing a few hundred day
Or did you mean
>what did I buy to get out of the hole?
I stopped gambling and went all in on mostly QLD and some TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls (since rolled up to $45 calls), and also some SIGA calls

[Anonymous No.50656709]

>>50656693
I don't know and I don't think the market is even remotely prince a war with China in. It would be apocalyptic for the markets

[Anonymous No.50656721]

>>50656672
True but it's annoying when sudden poopage disturbs your sleep...

[Anonymous No.50656733]

>>50656423
I swam some laps, knocked back 7 beers, and smoked a few cigs. Feelin great. Also, I can beat the shit out of you. Kek. I love Saturday shit posting. Cheers, smg.

[Anonymous No.50656734]

I'm buying puts on every single Chinese stock on Monday

[Anonymous No.50656737]

>>50656709
>It would be apocalyptic for the markets
I believe this too. It economic consequences would spiral out of control so quickly.

[Anonymous No.50656740]

Funny stocks to reminisce on that /smg/ shilled and took part of :
>GNUS
>WKHS
> BYFC

[Anonymous No.50656744]

>>50656734
Based

[Anonymous No.50656776]

>>50656702
>weekly options
i mostly do monthly and even then they're risky af,im even with them though
>>50656709
>It would be apocalyptic for the markets
short term maybe? i mean the dollar has proven to be a strong and solid currency over the others so far

[Anonymous No.50656808]

>>50656740
Reminder that /smg/ is a COWGIRL thread and always support DEANS FOODS

[Anonymous No.50656818]

>>50656776
If war breaks out and China stops trading with US/EU overnight like Russia did, US/EU will experience apocalyptic shortages of literally everything. How are businesses going to operate if they're short on literally everything, how do you expect them to pump if they can't stay open

[Anonymous No.50656841]

>>50656808
RIP

[Anonymous No.50656859]

>>50656818
>china stops trading with us/eu
For how long?
Their citizens and even jinping party would get obliterated or/and starve to death
China cannot afford conflict unlike russia

[Anonymous No.50656863]

>>50656818
But my vix calls will print. Fuck the shortages!

[Anonymous No.50656870]

Is the bear market finally over? It seems that the Fed pivot and lower interest rates are starting to be priced in.

[Anonymous No.50656879]

Planted peas, beans, broccoli, lettuce, and (more peas) for my fall harvest.
I consider gardening to be a short position against entitled, lazy farmers.

[Anonymous No.50656889]

>>50656879
I plant squash, tomatoes and green peppers, mostly because it's a hobby and Florida has rich soil

[Anonymous No.50656892]

>>50656859
Same thing was said about Russia. Turns out there are always buyers out there somewhere. It's the producers who hold all the power not the consumers

[Anonymous No.50656893]

>>50656818
idk, we are in a recession and the markets are pumping.
I mean, how can the market go up if businesses are closed?

[Anonymous No.50656901]

>>50656870
Yes, the bear has been asked to leave

[Anonymous No.50656902]

>>50656870
>Is the bear market finally over?
No.fed might be bluffing,honestly
August should tell where we going

[Anonymous No.50656922]

>>50656892
Thing is russia is holding Eu as hostage with the gas/energy or gazprom w/e.Sure well get less made in china things but eh.

[Anonymous No.50656943]

>>50656038
>girl
got bad news for you, TaoBao lover

[Anonymous No.50656954]

>>50655539

If Trump wad President, Xi would be on his knees apologizing to the US for such a statement

[Anonymous No.50656984]

>>50656666

i bought devil quads m-boy

[Anonymous No.50656987]

>>50656902
What is there to tell in August? Fed meeting isn’t until September, July CPI will be lower, hiring freezes are starting. All the lagging indicators the Fed uses are going to start looking better through August into September.

[Anonymous No.50657004]

>>50656870
The idae of a pivot that soon with v.high inflation is doubtful at best

[Anonymous No.50657063]

>>50656395
>RNG
Holy shit I almost bought that in the 200s. They were the title sponsor for the A's stadium for a while, which was the only reason I would have got it. Dodged one there.

[Anonymous No.50657094]

>>50656870
>Is the bear market finally over?
Of course not. Fed pivot is months away at best. Tech earnings were not stellar either. There is little reason to believe 5.5% and 7% leg up on s&p and nasdaq, on mediocre volume, will hold. It's going to retrace.

[Anonymous No.50657096]

>>50657063
>A’s stadium
Kek. It’s over. Lots of good times there over the years though. Dead grandpa took me to the skybox with my autistic friend one time. I’m gonna miss it bros.

[Anonymous No.50657113]

>>50656870
It hasn't even begun yet. Our time will come, soon

[Anonymous No.50657128]

>>50657094
show me your lines and fib levels

[Anonymous No.50657139]

I think there's a high chance of a bloodbath going forward now that everyone is bullish, and retail is trapped and primed for slaughter.
QT will go into full effect and we're just one bad CPI print away from downward cascade. It's pretty funny how a potential pivot is all that's driving the current headfake. The market is literally living on a prayer.

Stay safe anons.

[Anonymous No.50657163]

I just had a whole package of cookies breh
I regret everything

[Anonymous No.50657219]

>Start checking my voicemail because weird number called me
>hey anon-kun your student loan account is flagged for full forgiveness!
this has to be a scam right
or am i getting big bidenbux

[Anonymous No.50657232]

>>50657139
>The market is literally living on a prayer.
So are my vix calls

[Anonymous No.50657254]

Alright \esemgee\, I've got very important news to tell you all right now. All you need to do for the rest of the 2022 year is add to your 2023 long positions.

I've been buying Calls/Puts on SPY/QQQ during this Bear Market Rally, depending on what the DXY/10yr is telling me on the Hourly/Daily/Weekly time frames.

This IS NOT a Bear Market Rally anymore. This is what a REAL Bull Market Continuation Rally looks like. This is going to take the SPX, the US Stock Market, above 5,000 points end of year/beginning of next.

Buying LEAPS on all the Major Indices, individual Big Tech stocks, and 3x Bull ETFs is the #1 way to "Make it." right now before the Crash.

This is going to be the last "hoorah!" rally right before the US Stock Market tops out and officially crashes. They don't call it the Standard & Poor 500 for no reason. The REAL Bear Market is going to start in 2023 when really, really, REALLY bad "shit" happens to the US Economy, European Union, and Southeast Asian.

[Anonymous No.50657257]

>>50657219
are you a gov worker or a teacher or some shit?

otherwise i would double check your student loan login portal. fat chance ur getting bailed out so soon

[Anonymous No.50657260]

>>50657096
No kidding.
>Was at the game when Ricky got the stolen base record
>Went to almost half the moneyball games by chance
>Friends and I ate 200 bucks of food at the all you can eat section (last sighting of it)
But no world series. Thinking back all their title sponsors have had horribly performing stocks. Overstock, McAfee, Ring Central. Maybe best they don't have one.

[Anonymous No.50657263]

>>50657139
Even if CPI goes down to 6% a pivot is unlikely. More likely they simply stop hikes and wait. Then CPI will get worse but at that point the economy will be in full collapse. But again, markets are behaving like a pump and dump shitcoin and only care if there is money coming in from other investors.

[Anonymous No.50657279]

>>50657254
Volume profile on /ES confirms this, although I am not too certain on when the party will end. If rates can stay where they are for several quarters then I think we will pump into an inevitable giga crash. The cycle seems to go rate hikes announced -> rate hikes priced in -> rates stay stable -> risk on (you are here) -> over risk -> crash -> rate cut.

[Anonymous No.50657280]

>>50657254
>2023 when really, really, REALLY bad "shit" happens
It won't be priced in in 2023 then, this moment of delusional optimism will only last for a month or two

[Anonymous No.50657284]

>>50657254
i don't understand. all i see in your graph is as volume increases, market goes down. this leads me into thinking that unless volume dies and market goes back up, the trend continues

how did you reach your conclusion?

[Anonymous No.50657303]

>>50655286
NOT MY CHOCOLATE TACOLATE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50657319]

>>50657284
This is a 'Big Tech" proxy within the US Stock Market. The MAJOR signal whether the US Economy is growing.

[Anonymous No.50657323]

I hope things take a nasty dump next month.. I've got KO shares to bag damnit.. (plus bag more SWPPX)

[Anonymous No.50657333]

>>50657303
Just by off brand. it has twice the choco.

[Anonymous No.50657337]

>>50657257
Teacher in an urban jungle (though its the best school in the jungle so I only get 10-20% niglets)

[Anonymous No.50657365]

>>50656892
If trade stops between the west and china, china might run into a food problem. It would be even worse if all the sea access to china gets unusable during a military conflict.

[Anonymous No.50657372]

Anyone got them levels of making it memes. I want to see how my current net worth stacks up.

[Anonymous No.50657378]

>>50657319
>The MAJOR signal whether the US Economy is growing.
I wholeheartedly disagree. If anything it is just a signal of shifting risk profiles and wasteful use of capital (ie gambling).

[Anonymous No.50657421]

>>50656818
This is why I don't buy any of the chest thumping on either side, China and the West are too intertwined to ever meaningfully fight one another.

[Anonymous No.50657422]

>>50657254
>leveraged ETF/ETN TA memes

[Anonymous No.50657437]

>>50657372
This one?

[Anonymous No.50657445]

>>50657254
Cbs is showing poor fat nigger rentoids getting removed from their Tampa FL housing with nowhere to go. Charity paying for them to live in a motel. BULLISH!

[Anonymous No.50657446]

>>50656818
don't question just slurp.

[Anonymous No.50657468]

Why do I always lose money trading options? I have not made a winning trade this entire year.

[Anonymous No.50657475]

I've sat out since April because of the economy shidding and farting
Are we back yet bullbros? Feels like if they're trying to change the definition of recession to be more convenient for the current political administration, the answer is probably not, but I'm willing to be convinced otherwise.

[Anonymous No.50657479]

>>50657468
Git gud

[Anonymous No.50657487]

>>50657475
My portfolio is now 100% bull positions

[Anonymous No.50657489]

>>50656818
US generals and the president will await the great policy response of JPOW.
And that response will be to buy ALL of the AAPL bonds.

[Anonymous No.50657491]

>>50657437
nah mate

they ususally go somthing like kings>barons>wagies

[Anonymous No.50657509]

>>50657475
it's like how you cant call niggers coloured anymore. just because they don't call it a recession anymore doesn't mean its not bad anymore or stops being a problem

[Anonymous No.50657525]

>>50657475
>Feels like if they're trying to change the definition of recession to be more convenient for the current political administration
I mean if they successfully distort the definition of a recession to such an extent that they successfully convince everyone we're not in one, theoretically that is bearish as it gives the fed more wiggle room to keep murdering inflation with further hikes. Like if the economy is fucking awesome and unemployment stays at 2%, then what possible excuse would they have to not keep attacking inflation with extreme prejudice?

[Anonymous No.50657540]

>>50657491
Sry didn't find it,found pic tho

[Anonymous No.50657574]

>>50656454
You broke your last scale by standing on it, retarded nigger

[Anonymous No.50657576]

>>50657540
Well guess I'm a "poor" fuck then. Sure don't feel like it though..

[Anonymous No.50657607]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.50657742]

The age of Bears is over. The time of the Bull has come

[Anonymous No.50657789]

>>50657607
swapped my 56 soxl average for 56 soxs average who's laughing now?

[Anonymous No.50657814]

>>50657789
You will never make it. And that’s perfectly ok.

[Anonymous No.50657815]

>>50657576
Kek, here's the real list and not the longnosed demoralization tactic list

[Anonymous No.50657816]

>>50657742
Is she going to have sex with that? Is it time to go all in on oxpox?

[Anonymous No.50657829]

>>50657814
i've been actively daytrading for 2 years and have lost 100k lol
good thing i have a real job

[Anonymous No.50657835]

>>50655411
Doesn't matter, US stock market algos set to buy buy buy so line will keep going up regardless of how bad the news is.

[Anonymous No.50657841]

>>50657815
I can smell the cope through my monitors lmao

[Anonymous No.50657842]

>>50657421
Westerners keep saying that and it's not true, producers do not depend on consumers. They'll find new consumers overnight, good luck finding new producers, former consumers. I'm sure Vietnam will be your new China in a decade or two, maybe, good luck

[Anonymous No.50657851]

>>50657841
didn't realize KFC was big in poo land.

[Anonymous No.50657867]

>>50657816
if you even have to ask, the answer is yes

[Anonymous No.50657876]

>>50657816
>>50657867
She's not a white woman, so it's really a toss-up

[Anonymous No.50657877]

>>50657841
You know some Indian just squared down and dropped fresh hot curry poo all over that burger.

[Anonymous No.50657894]

>>50657815
Sigh I'm 39. Was at 85% mark starting this year. Now I've fallen to between 80 - 85%. Starting next year I'll be 40. Which means I'll fall further to round 75%.. Unless things really get a kick in the ass during final months of 2022 that is. But the upshot is my fatter salary and contribution hikes will be really kicking in starting next year so things should be moving back up.

[Anonymous No.50657905]

>>50657815
This data is from 2017, way outdated.

https://fourpillarfreedom.com/visualizing-the-net-worth-of-americans-by-age/

[Anonymous No.50657913]

>>50655824
I should follow this guy to know what stocks to short. Out the way Cathie we got a new king clown.

[Anonymous No.50657931]

>>50657905
I personally like the calculator here: https://dqydj.com/net-worth-by-age-calculator-united-states/

Can't wait until the next Fed wealth survey. Think it's either this year or next.

[Anonymous No.50657939]

>>50657905
> 97th percentile
Bretty gud, considering I'm the lowest year in that age range. Might hit 98% but 99% is probably out-of-reach barring a lotto win (99th percentile is more than twice that of the 97th percentile).

[Anonymous No.50657944]

>>50657487
Net worth excluding meme tokens?

[Anonymous No.50657955]

Buy AMZN puts

[Anonymous No.50657960]

>>50657842
The West is China's cashcow, they would be retarded to give it up over Taiwan or whatever which they own diplomatically anyways

[Anonymous No.50657972]

>>50657931
My NW rank probably fell several percentiles by not owning a house from 2020 onward.

At least this one lets one exclude hoom value from the calculation, it helps me cope.

[Anonymous No.50657978]

>>50657905
Fuck... only 88th percentile
>>50657931
This one says 86th percentile
>>50657944
$453k including cash, stocks, funds, retirement accounts; I don't own crypto
Not including my car which is maybe another $10k. I don't have a home

[Anonymous No.50657984]

>>50657437
>height
>5'2
It was over before that summer began

[Anonymous No.50658012]

>>50657955
bought aapl puts friday
feeling cozy already

[Anonymous No.50658013]

>>50657978
Respectable, just gotta know whose opinion I'm reading. We are similar sir. I'm just part time boboing

[Anonymous No.50658021]

>>50657931
93.
It’s over.

[Anonymous No.50658026]

>>50658013
I started boboing too late... lost a lot earlier this year, but made a little bit back... then probably bobo'd too long, but I'm full mumu now until at least next year

[Anonymous No.50658029]

>>50657905
>24 y/o
>91st percentile
I don't believe it desu but at the same time I know normies who don't invest at all and blow their incomes on dumb shit. To quote one of my friends, "Yea I wanted to get into shares for a while now but like AMD is $70 a share and that's pretty expensive bro."

He wasn't referring $70/share as "overvalued," but literally thought he was spending $70 on absolutely nothing.

>AMD
>$70 a share
Yea this was like a month ago. RIP, if only he bought. I did.

[Anonymous No.50658030]

>>50657960
>The West is China's cashcow, they would be retarded to give it up over Taiwan
Russia gave up EU consoooomers over Ukraine and literally nothing happened, new consooooomers were right there waiting. Consumers have no power in real life, they're easy to replace. Producers not so much

[Anonymous No.50658047]

>>50657437
>17 years old
>slept with 13 people
How do I short women?

[Anonymous No.50658071]

>>50658047
Anon,i..

[Anonymous No.50658073]

>>50658047
Could short the becky index, I assume less men are getting married nowadays since
>le divorce took 50% of me
so women aren't getting paid their exit bags -> less money to spend on consumer apparel and beverages.

[Anonymous No.50658076]

test

[Anonymous No.50658079]

>>50657955
I most certainly will not

[Anonymous No.50658081]

>>50658030
They hated him because he told them the truth

[Anonymous No.50658082]

>>50658012
Good. But watch AMZN

[Anonymous No.50658095]

If monkepox keeps spreading at this rate what can we expect siga to hit realistically? Non schizo answers preferred

[Anonymous No.50658105]

sirs, i hearby anounce the start of the cheezy market.

[Anonymous No.50658117]

can someone plz send the vid:
>alright, ALRIGHT WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET
I lost my search history lol

[Anonymous No.50658124]

>>50658026
I've actually capitulated to a long volatility move in my play account as a hedge against these fucktards tanking my long ETFs that's managed by boomer pros. My portfolio was up $50k+ this week on priced in bad news. Rentoids are starting to feel the squeeze. I feel uneasy about it. Something is brewing. VIXchads will inherit the earth.

[Anonymous No.50658126]

>>50658079
I will see you on Wednesday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQaBx4J6mD0

[Anonymous No.50658136]

BUDDY LOOK AT BTC COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.50658141]

>>50658095
Call it 3 billion with money and exposure risk (China's zero COVID -> zero monkepox) * 50% male * 3.5% gay * 70% are degenerates * 10% bad enough for hospitalization or drugs * $100 (actual, final) profit for TPOXX regimen = 3.675 billion dollars

SIGA market cap as of Friday's close: 1.24 billion dollars

[Anonymous No.50658168]

>>50658136
DOWN 50% YTD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SELL EVERYTTHING

[Anonymous No.50658186]

>>50658136
What about it,bud?

[Anonymous No.50658195]

>>50658117
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
>EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK

[Anonymous No.50658214]

>>50657905
>tfw just $30k away from 99th %ile
this one is really clean, never seen before. thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.50658234]

>>50658095
100 bucks tops. 30 bucks bear case. Based on fundamentals and not clowndamentals.

[Anonymous No.50658270]

>>50657905
>just turned 35 and fell out of the top 10%

[Anonymous No.50658275]

>>50657219
I got a call about my student loans. Asked the lady to check how much my balance is, she checked and said $126 was left and then went wow that’s lowest I’ve ever seen. Feels good to realize college was a scam and drop out before I got into debt.

[Anonymous No.50658289]

>>50658195
That's a top kek

[Anonymous No.50658371]

>Taipei doing siren drills

[Anonymous No.50658433]

>>50658275
What did you do instead?

[Anonymous No.50658456]

>>50658275
Congrats, anon. Since graduating I left my loans on auto-pay, then right before the last few payments the COVID deferments hit. Ever since, my balance has been frozen at a few hundred. Oh yeah and apparently I'm 99th percentile in wealth lol.

[Anonymous No.50658457]

>>50657905
>98th percentile
holy shit, how do people survive. i've done nothing special besides work in high school, get a normie software job, and stay out of debt. i still feel like i'm within spitting distance of the median when i go out in public. it baffles me how little the average NPC sets aside to invest.

[Anonymous No.50658466]

>>50658371
But when?

[Anonymous No.50658477]

Haiku time:

bobo never watched
therefore he never learned
"See ya..." said David

[Anonymous No.50658493]

BUDDY LOOK AT TAIWAN AIRSPACE

[Anonymous No.50658529]

>>50658493
What about it,bud?

[Anonymous No.50658534]

>>50658071
>5 guys, 15 years old. Not a little, not lot.
They're counting kissing as partners right?
How do you even get the privacy to have sex at 15 when you can't drive?
Then again I grew up in a conservative Christian town full of helicopter parents.
I had a girlfriend at 14 but we weren't allowed to be upstairs alone together or even behind a closed door.

[Anonymous No.50658552]

>>50658534
people let their kids sleepover at each others house and dgaf

[Anonymous No.50658555]

I didn't do the college trap either. I don't regret it a single bit. Dude who can legit fully retire in 9 years at age 48 or can be a greedy bastard and still walk away at age 54 with his benefits at the max.. (drawing a fat check for life afterward with a fat 401k on the side as well as a fat brokerage account). Hell I might stick it out and get all I can bag. My family tends to live long healthy lives anyway. (granddad lived to be 92 and my grandmother lived to be mid 80's)

[Anonymous No.50658562]

>>50658534
Anon,you know schools gib sex ed when they're 12/13 right?

[Anonymous No.50658569]

>>50658529
theyre saying Pelosi is getting close in an unregistered plane

[Anonymous No.50658582]

With fund managers having less than 100 days to keep their job (Q4 is redemption season), they do anything and everything to seek yield in what ever way they can. sell puts and go all in on autocallables and exotics

[Anonymous No.50658593]

>>50658569
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.50658614]

>>50657931
32nd percentile

[Anonymous No.50658616]

>>50658562
Yes. The issue is that you still need enough privacy and independence to have sex. Our parents always knew where we were at all times. We had strict curfews. We were never unchaperoned. This was in the mid-2000s before even technology-savvy parents had the massive spyware and location tracking tools they have today. Latchkey kids these days and their broken homes...

[Anonymous No.50658620]

>>50658071
See, modern girls/women are more liberated and looser than ever. If you can't get your cock wet during these whoreish times WTF are you doing?.. Jesus..

[Anonymous No.50658624]

>>50658614
being a janny alcoholic will do that

[Anonymous No.50658633]

>>50658186
Is that a little Caesars deep dish? If so, based.

[Anonymous No.50658648]

>>50658620
>if you cant get your cuck wet
I'm not putting it in a soiled pool,get some self respect

[Anonymous No.50658659]

>>50658620
They all share a handful of men

[Anonymous No.50658670]

>>50658614
>32nd %tile
>Vtube poster
life imitates art

[Anonymous No.50658669]

>>50658620
>WTF are you doing?
I-I'm doing my best anon

[Anonymous No.50658689]

>>50658670
They didn't factor in test levels. Miko fans are in the 99th percentile in that regard.

[Anonymous No.50658700]

>>50658047
I don't even know 13 people.

[Anonymous No.50658719]

Some of you guys must be females(female) right??

looking for someone to combine net worth with :3

[Anonymous No.50658726]

>>50658700
You don't need to know em to have sex with em you know?

[Anonymous No.50658730]

>>50658719
Scoopsies is a Twink, does that count?

[Anonymous No.50658745]

>>50658726
fr?

[Anonymous No.50658782]

>>50658745
On god

[Anonymous No.50658791]

>>50658195
thank you, I found it. on what on WHAT

[Anonymous No.50658799]

I ask you fine people not to judge me by my winners, but to judge me by my losers because I have so few of them.

[Anonymous No.50658819]

Good night /smg/, gotta get up early to help my church get ready for service :)

Have a blessed night everyone!

[Anonymous No.50658821]

>>50658799
Ask not what you can do for the stock market, but what the stock market can do for (You)!

[Anonymous No.50658822]

>>50658620
you see, these "women" seem to pass over people with more conservative views. I could play their game, but at the cost of my soul.
I'm engaged and I'm waiting until we're married to plow her.

[Anonymous No.50658826]

>>50658799
I've never lost on a trade

[Anonymous No.50658834]

>>50658047
only pay attention to the ones that fit your values.

[Anonymous No.50658839]

>>50658822
>I'm engaged and I'm waiting until we're married to plow her.

[Anonymous No.50658849]

>>50658730
what does Scoopsies look like? Ask'n for a friend of course

[Anonymous No.50658858]

The SHOP. Lol. They don't know about SHOP. They haven't sold the calls. Nor have they bought the puts. Or sold-to-open the stock.

[Anonymous No.50658863]

>>50658819
U gonna suck ur pastor's dick after? I literally assume anyone who goes to church in the year of our lord 2022 is either raped or a rapist.

[Anonymous No.50658867]

I wished you fucking niggers a goodnight. Respond to my post NOW or face divine judgment.

[[e-mail] No.50658871]

is this water fucked up?

[Anonymous No.50658875]

>>50658867
Lol how many times were u molested in church

[Anonymous No.50658877]

>>50658867
goodnight dear

[Anonymous No.50658882]

>>50658871
No,now drink up.

[Anonymous No.50658895]

>>50658877
goodnight fren
>>50658863
>>50658875
Liberals like yourselves will be the first to burn in the fires of hell

[Anonymous No.50658917]

>>50658867
goodnight

[Anonymous No.50658928]

>>50658849
He's a qt and I'm not even gay

[Anonymous No.50658930]

>>50658819
without an ounce of irony--good night, anon :) sweet sugar plum dreams to you

[Anonymous No.50658932]

>>50658867
goodnight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZgTN5nCIeA

[Anonymous No.50658935]

>>50658849

[Anonymous No.50658946]

Who's baking?

[Anonymous No.50658947]

>>50658863
Kek, I used to go to church when I was a teen (grandparents on my dad's side made me). But it all worked out for me. Met a girl who got dragged along by her parents who hated it and wanted something to do to pass the time; well we uh found "something" to do all right. during the service while everyone was busy listening to the old fuck up front drone on about whatever me and the girl made good use of an empty class room. We got done and made it back to the seats with no one the wiser (Old fuck would drone on for a damn near hour about whatever so yeah..)

[Anonymous No.50658966]

>>50658947
They can smell it.

[Anonymous No.50658967]

>>50658863
>>50658875
I agree, homosexuals take advantage of innocents and should be banned from church and indeed all positions of power. :)
>>50658819
>>50658895
Based

[Anonymous No.50658973]

>>50658947

[Anonymous No.50658985]

>>50658947
>Grandparents made me go
>The parents of this chick made her go
>But nobody questioned either of us when we disappeared for an hour
Good LARP tho

[Anonymous No.50659002]

>>50658985
Maybe they were recording.

[Anonymous No.50659017]

>>50658946
We should ride this thread all the way down to page 10... like... will we bake in time to not get pruned out of existence? It'll help us feel alive for about a half hour

[Anonymous No.50659036]

Ok genuinely too lazy to bake. Had to work OT today scrubbing ceiling tiles in a kitchen.

[Anonymous No.50659040]

UVXY bros, will Pelosi deliver us to gains with her taiwan trip?

[Anonymous No.50659044]

Oh bakers,Bake it up

[Anonymous No.50659045]

>>50659040
seems weird that she's going and that it's a big deal.. like what the fuck is she even doing there

[Anonymous No.50659082]

>>50658947
Based. In HS I used to hook up with a girl who got expelled from the public school for drinking vodka in a water bottle and sent to the catholic school. She would always smoke weed with me in my shitbox car.

>tfw you’ll never be a dumb 16 year old getting the highest quality pussy ever again

Now women are all fat or bitchy or both.

[Anonymous No.50659091]

someone bake a new thread so i can sperg out about SVM's, neural nodes, and finance

[Anonymous No.50659094]

>>50659088
>>50659088
>>50659088
>>50659088

[Anonymous No.50659096]

>>50655658
Agreed!
The photographer is screaming:
"Just sit in the chair you crazy Bitch!"

[Anonymous No.50659106]

At first they came for the choco tacos
Then they'll come for the rice krispies
Then they'll come for the pizza rolls
Soon they'll come for everything except sustainably produced insect protein bars

How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.50659116]

>>50655286
Nooooo! Not the hecken choco tacorino!

[Anonymous No.50659121]

>>50656495
The war won't expand because Russia is already pushing beyond its capabilities and the US is going to follow cold war doctrine for dealing with them. The war won't end because Russia has too much of a sunk cost to give up. Bullish for information warfare.

>>50656693
Sell literally everything, invest in physical nuclear bunkers, food that doesn't expire, water purification, guns and ammo. Even the lean hogs won't be safe.

>>50657960
They are retarded. However, they don't have the capabilities required yet so it won't happen in the forseeable future.

[Anonymous No.50659241]

>>50658620
>modern girls/women are more liberated and looser than ever
...but all of our social institutions have been torn down. Meaning that those who have difficulty forming relationships (ie. most people) have no support in creating said relationships. Hence why some people are getting laid like crazy and 25-35% of others just arent having sex at all.

[Anonymous No.50659312]

>>50659241
Social institutions? Like what


>captcha VJWANT. Yes, I do want some VJ.

[Anonymous No.50659674]

>>50659312
Like everything. Literally everything. Especially marriage, the decline of which has been the top factor in increasing the numbers of incels and single mothers.

[Anonymous No.50659871]

>>50659312
>Social institutions? Like what
Church, local communities, festivals, government oversight, pubs, etc. There used to be tons of things that would naturally push people together to form friendships and marriages to the point where these things would just happen. Nowadays if youre not incredibly attractive or charming, you have to work to get these relationships and most people just arent that good at it. Even normies have difficulty with it, hence the previously mentioned statistic.