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50652466 No.50652466 [Reply] [Original]

>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Brad's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

>> No.50652929

>>50652466
10/10 this boomer knows his shit.

>> No.50652956

>>50652466
You missed "ball is in your court"

>> No.50652962

>>50652466
Almost verbatim what my boomer manager sounds like.

>> No.50652999

I masturbate to the video/profile picture of my female coworkers when we are on zoom meetings.

>> No.50653003

>get 'em on board I'll call it in

>> No.50653045

>>50652999
Checked and Zoomcoompilled

>> No.50653104

>>50652466
kek you're giving my traumatizing flashbacks about my workweek

>> No.50653123

For me, it’s when a higher up joins a smaller team meeting to “drive home a few big picture ideas” and then proceeds to take up the whole meeting while speaking in a TedTalk voice

>> No.50653250

>>50653123
>>50652999
this must be a thing for meme careers. i do accounting and a little fp&a work at a fortune 10 company and no one really talks like this, even when i'm in meetings with director/VP level dipshits with fancy MBAs.

>> No.50653307

>>50652466
god i fucking hate corpo lingo

>> No.50653415

>>50652466
>Okay so we've just bought Tumblr for a billion. Now we're going to make it the new PDF

>> No.50653616

>>50653104
Maybe I'm just a buckbroken wagie but a lot of those remarks actually prove useful.