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Saturday snooze edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50644864

>> No.50650024
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I'm feeling poopish about Monday.

>> No.50650058
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Is jamanon still around? I took some inspiration

>> No.50650068

>>50650058
How much cum per jar?

>> No.50650073

>>50650011
This picture is literally me.

>> No.50650090

when will tech companies stop sharting themselves, pissing themselves, falling down the stairs, prematurely cumming and projectile vomiting? Or is this just a permanent thing now

>> No.50650111

trips and the stock market will have a triple circuit breaker on Monday

>> No.50650118

>>50650111
That's just rude.

>> No.50650132
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>>50650111

>> No.50650133
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>>50650111
It's over

>> No.50650136

>>50650068
The trick to cum jam is not to drink any coffee. Pineapple juice give the cum a sweeter flavor.

>> No.50650163

>>50650111
not a chance

>> No.50650285
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50650285

Treasury yields are implying that the Fed is actually going to be a pussy and pivot.

>> No.50650304

If my $35 TQQQ covered calls excerise by Friday I'm taking my $3500 and buying a boat

>> No.50650310
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Why are stocking climbing now? What is the catalyst? Rates seem to be scheduled for another few increases, makes no sense as to why equities are rising to me.

Why are interest yields decreasing? Are boomers or banks buying bonds for "safety"? So lower interest rates = QE back on the menu? No real estate crash? I will rent forever?

Should I buy back into this market or is it a bull trap?

So many questions, I hope one of you can shed some light on the above, Thanks and have a pleasant weekend ahead.

>> No.50650329

>>50650310
The catalyst is that we are tired of selling off constantly since last november and we want to resume the bull run :)

>> No.50650337
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>>50650310
Relax, we will return to our regularly scheduled crab until september.

>> No.50650345

>>50650310
We've already corrected, now we're pricing in the recovery.

>> No.50650363

>>50650310
Cuz it’s not as bad as everyone thinks (ie, priced in). Thi I do think we retest 200 ma weekly

>> No.50650369

>>50650310
similar to how the market can run out of buyers, the market can run out of sellers. Simple as.

>> No.50650389

>>50650256
wait why?

>> No.50650516

>>50650389
not that dude, but depending on your rates... It might be worth just continuing to see if you can make more in the market by keeping the capital. Also might be worth seeing if politics will finally do something about the student loans since the women and commies who get them seem to be having trouble paying them back and making a lot of noise about it.

>> No.50650535
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Why don't we have a dot-com style bust?
* P/Es are still too high.
* Wagies are still too cocky.
* They love crashes because they can buy cheapies.
* There are still too many normies that need to be driven out of the stock market.

>> No.50650538

>>50650310
stocks are fucked by every other thing is even more fucked
even bonds are

literally, and I mean literally, the only thing out performing stocks right now is ibonds and that's got a $10,000 limit

>> No.50650583
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Why did I buy Intel at $44 instead of Texas Instruments? I fell for the value trap.

>> No.50650586

>>50650310
Bullruns never end. The QE experiment of the 90s that mutated into the monstrosity we see today has ensured that. The GFC and other crashes are short term, longterm it simply wont happen. And considering how 2.5% interest has ZERO chance of even denting inflation, QE is essesntially still going.

I am in no way saying this is good. One day the end WILL come for this utter mess. But it won't happen soon, and the current market conditions simply do not indicate that this environment is such a collapse. Just buy and hope this gay world gets whats coming to it like I do, much easier than being a rational bobo.

>> No.50650587

QQQ more like PooPooPoo

>> No.50650600

Cant keep working at my job. Made great returns this year on the market but not enough to live off of long term. Need to find a job where I can take a month or two off

>> No.50650621
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>>50650535
This bear market is like a ruined orgasm where stocks got 50% of the way to being fairly valued and then stopped.

>> No.50650624

>>50650600
invest in knee pads and hedge clippers

>> No.50650632

>>50650600
Quit lol. I did the same shit. I quit my job for 3 months because I needed a break. Found a job two weeks after looking again. It's not a problem as long as you have a marketable skill.

>> No.50650652

Heads up, FATH is about to short squeeze next week. 2x potential minimum

>> No.50650655

>>50650600
It shouldn't be hard to find seasonal work in the trades if that is what you are looking for.

>> No.50650660

I just bought my girlfriend a pearl necklace. Feel like a pimp baller know I’m sayin?

>> No.50650675

>>50650660
I gave ur mom a pearl necklace last nite lmao gottem.

>> No.50650679

>>50650660
Does she have huge titties to go with those pearls? Necklaces are really pointless if they don't draw your eyes to the woman's cleavage.

>> No.50650691

>>50650679
Yeah she’s my big titty goth gf. When she wears a bra and try’s to look nice she’s pretty cute

>> No.50650703

>>50650691
nice

>> No.50650712

My Tesla 830 calls expiring Friday are fucked aren’t they?

>> No.50650711
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It's over

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LISTEN UP HULKAMANIACS
I GOT THE DIRT SHEETS BROTHER
AND IT SAYS HERE, THAT BLACKS ARE ONLY 12% OF THE POPULATION BUT COMMIT OVER HALF OF ALL VIOLENT CRIMES DUDE
EXPLAIN THAT ONE JACK

>> No.50650751

>>50650712
Tesla is at 890…

>> No.50650784
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>>50650691
Very nice sir. Kindly share pic of beautiful gf and bob.

>> No.50650786
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I am now literally losing sleep over wash sales

>> No.50650809

>>50650389
Cause we will have 10+% real inflation for at least two more years. The more you wait paying back debt the less real debt you have to pay off. Simple as.

>> No.50650814

can u into options with only a few hundred?

>> No.50650820

>>50650751
God damnit I meant to say puts. I have 830 Tesla puts expiring on Friday

>> No.50650825

>>50650809
because of dollar devaluing? how does this work curious abt my student loans

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>pelosi gets shot down
>ww3 declared
>oil and gas futures double in the span of a few days

>> No.50650838

>>50650809
This meme only works if your wages inflate as well.

>> No.50650841

>>50650786
lol, don't worry about that tax stuff, make it the government's problem to figure it out

>> No.50650897

>>50650841
Yeah, but if I get it wrong and they audit me... I don't want to get stuck with a huge fine or go to jail

>> No.50650906

>>50650652
spoonfeed more on this pls

>> No.50650914

>>50650897
just ask for a payment plan if it is an issue, the fines for underpayment at the end of the year aren't large

>> No.50650918

SIGA is over right?

>> No.50650935
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>>50650918

>> No.50650965
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>pelosi in the air
>taiwanese jets scrambled
>china doing live fire exercise

wew lads it's about to get HOT

>> No.50650972

China more like vagina.

>> No.50650977

>>50650918
Yeah, another -20% guaranteed

>> No.50650978

>>50650965
can anyone link a tracker to pelosi's plane?

>> No.50650988

>>50650310
Earnings reports, duh.

>> No.50650990

>>50650978
it's the spar19 if you can find a flight tracker that tracks it, most likely flightradar24

>> No.50651001

>>50650583
Because YouTube faggots talked a bunch of people into buying INTC.

>> No.50651042

>>50650935
>>50650977
Good

>> No.50651067

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/what-happens-if-fed-doesnt-capitulate-interest-rates

>> No.50651080

Is a proxy war with China by funding Taiwan bullish or bearish?

>> No.50651117
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>>50650918
>Coordinated attack on the stock. Stop losses triggered. Panic selling. Goes vertical. +8% after hours. Monkebumps cases now over 22k, 3 confirmed deaths. Earnings Thursday.
Yeah I don’t think so, dude.

>> No.50651118

>>50650586
>But it won't happen soon
So Monday then? Wednesday at the latest

>> No.50651137

>>50651080
We need to do an actual war on China and fuck their world up beyond recognition.

>> No.50651156

>>50650655
Ive done seasonal work at fisheries, that could be nice
>>50650632
I have skills Im confident in. Guess I just need to work up the courage to quit without knowing what comes next

>> No.50651229
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What did they mean by this?

>> No.50651250

>>50651118
Yeah, Monday September 6th, 2055

>> No.50651278

>>50651229
They mean that they hope the fed rate raises will actually work as intended so that they stop hiking and wage inflation also stops. On God, my salary was raised 25% this year. That really isn't sustainable.

>> No.50651298

>>50650965
Man, if she was the black swan getting shot down over the East China Sea that would be dope af.

>> No.50651318
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Monkey poo and taiwan getting invaded is this a win win for siga and soxl?

>> No.50651328

>>50651250
>2022
>2055
It's the same thing. Time doesn't exist

>> No.50651353

>>50651298
i think it's more likely there will be an escalation but not as far as her plane going down violently
xi is backed into a corner but not tight enough that he turns his bark into bite just yet. give it until october/november. pelosi is bait trying to get china to move out of their plans

>> No.50651368

>>50650965
If pelosi plane getting shot down is the reason my vix calls print, I will spend the rest of my days spreading joy and happiness and peace and love to all the goyims of the world

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>>50651229
get wages down

>> No.50651448

>>50651432
So niggers starving is getting priced in, bullish, the FREE market has spoken lulz

>> No.50651505

>>50651353
I don’t think she’ll get shot down either, that’s why I called it a black swan.

>> No.50651519

>>50651432
fun fact: the usd will depreciate massively after it appreciates and the us will become a home to manufacturing around the world. we essentially become what china had been to us

>> No.50651533

>>50650111
Damn.
What's it gonna be?
Russia nukes Ukraine?
NK bombs SK?
China bombs Taiwan?
The homosex virus confirmed to have mutated airborne?

>> No.50651537

>>50651519
Is that the reason why we are being flooded with foreigners. Wagies gotta wage. Slavery is alive and well I see

>> No.50651544

>>50651229
>>50651432
This is why there is NO WAY this bear market is over. THEY want a crash to put wagies back in their place and scoop up all the cheapies.

>> No.50651579
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So was that a melt up and a melt down is about to come?

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>>50651579
Now we melt butter
....for the crabs

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>>50650990
They took down the tracking LMAO

>> No.50651693

>>50651624
there's a chance she already landed in hawaii for now

>> No.50651709

>>50650285
Do you mean because yields have been shrinking? The 5Y and the 10y are inverted. I know most people brush it off and say the 10y2y is more important, but I still think it's something to consider.

>> No.50651714

PELOSI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.50651726

>>50651544
Please do it on or before Monday

Thank you

>> No.50651727

>>50651709
If they keep hiking then eventually the Federal Funds Rate would be above the Treasury yields. Something would have to give.

>> No.50651766

>>50651714
SHOOT HER DOWN

>> No.50651794

was it obvious in hindsight that we bottomed when the 10y didn't move past 3.5%?

>> No.50651793

>>50651727
>Something would have to give.
That's when the interdimensional beings take over this reality through a CERN mishap

>> No.50651810

>>50651794
No it's not obvious that we bottomed. It's obvious that QT was a meme. Slaves are being created.

>> No.50651833

>>50651229
better working conditions = higher wages = people needing to take out fewer loans or pay off existing loans earlier

>> No.50651835
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50651835

Check the volume.

>> No.50651848

>>50651591
wtf is their problem

>> No.50651890

imagine the profits if companies could put ads on pornhub

>> No.50651901
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I'm a T-R-A-P-S-T-AR
Got the streets on lock, big shoes on the car
And she likes it (she likes it, she likes it)
Ayy, and she likes it (she likes it, she likes it)
I'm a T-R-A-P-S-T-AR
Keep Barney in the Sweets, cop Goose from the bar
And she likes it (she likes it, gyeah, ayy, ayy)
And she likes it (she likes it, she likes it, gyeah)

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>>50651794
Isn't it even more strange that the 10yr is almost at parity at the fed rate? Look at this curve.

>> No.50651934

I capitulating on being NEET a few months ago, and the job I got works me over 50 hours a week and doesn't pay OT. I'll probably never leave the comfy life ever again.

>> No.50651961
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For me it's BIL.

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>>50651934
No refunds

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>>50650111

>> No.50651994

>>50651934
>doesn’t pay overtime
Well you contact OSHA and get your back pay or quit and sue for back pay. Are you that fucking retarded?

>> No.50652007
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>>50651934
>50 hours a week
Damn,What do you do?

>> No.50652009

>>50651934
me too except i cant complain about the wageslave im about to start
like no OT as in you dont get paid 1.5 or you're working overtime for free lmao

being salary is a fuckin scam

>> No.50652011

>>50651994
He is probably in a salaried position.

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>>50650011

>> No.50652030

>>50652011
Then he shouldn’t complain about the hours

>> No.50652034
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>>50651928
who's lying here?

>> No.50652042

>>50650011
Where did you get this picture of me?!?

>> No.50652055

>>50652029
Every white person who doesn’t agree with the government is a racist. I thought you knew that.

>> No.50652067

>>50652034
I cant even find info about a double hump but basically market believes QE is going back on the table within a year.

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>>50652042
Lots of people sleep on they're chairs like that,i do too from time to time

>> No.50652099

Hello, that's awesome! Everybody understands that crypto is the future, but have u tried Yopi Network?

>Earn while you spend crypto in daily transactions
>Pay globally with yopicash through NFC
>No team tokens
>Few big partnerships coming up

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>>50652099

>> No.50652116

>>50652090
Wow, he is strong!

>> No.50652133

Check the 6 months yield

>> No.50652146

>>50652007
>>50652009
Manual labor. It's $300 a day regardless of how long you work. I had heard that was a common pay structure, but they're making me work 4x13s. I don't even have enough time for a lunch either. This is the future for those that don't make it.

>> No.50652150

>>50650329
This is literally what it is. Stocks only fall on terrible news. Mildy bad, no news, or good and they climb. The default of stocks is to climb

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>>50652090
Man I wish I could just sleep any where and in any position like that. I am such a bitch when it comes to sleep in that even if the slightest little thing is off it keeps me awake. It has to be in perfect conditions and in a perfect position for me to even attempt to sleep.

>> No.50652172

>>50650586
>rational bobo.
Being a Bobo isn't rational, though. It's just cynical

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>>50650600
Find work on a cargo ship

>> No.50652201
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Hey buddy check out Apple Computer

I'm short

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>>50652146
>4x13
How old are you? you're gonna be a wreckage later on on life,if you get to be old that is
>>50652154
Do you wear headphones? i'd personally try rainymood or any ambient on yt if you've got trouble falling asleep on a chair,works for me at least

>> No.50652232

>>50652029
Is their argument that minorities are always in a recession because only white people benefit from the economy?

>> No.50652247

>>50650011
i feel like i know the dude in the op. anyone got a name?

>> No.50652248

>>50650310
everything bad is priced in

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>>50650111
DXY always peaks at the middle of the month and bottoms at the end of the month

>> No.50652263

>>50652247
its you

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>>50652232
probably you're putting too much thought into it, i don't think rationalizing is one of their strong points. It's based more on feeling less logic

>> No.50652276

it's already pushing 90 and not even 10AM yet
i've had enough of this fucking shit

>> No.50652299

>>50652146
>300 a day
That is insanely well paid, the fugg are you smoking bro? Here in europoor-land, this would be considered upper mid class pay and would put you above most master level engineers.
I work as essentially a lumberjack here and get paid like 150-200$ a day, working 10 long and back breaking hours every day, with only one break for lunch, and I also work over the weekends. Jesus, I should really move to the US.
You're gonna be fine bro. Maybe a year in this line of work, save up some money, and get out. This sort of work is supposed to be only transitory unless you're willing to fuck up your back and create a lot of muscle imbalances due to years of one sided manual labor.
Good luck bro

>> No.50652300

>>50652146
Is job situation in your area that bad?

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fuck you guys, I was in the gaysex thread and no one told me

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>>50652276
Are you also in Seattle area? It's fucked up
I have a portable AC and it's doing... alright, not great

>> No.50652325

>>50652154
You sound like my infant son

>> No.50652342
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>>50652154
When you fall asleep in a chair like that, you're much more likely to experience sleep paralysis
I personally enjoy it, but it freaks some people out

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>>50652299
>I should really move to the US
You should look at the demographics of each state before doing that

>> No.50652354

>>50652029
Racism is original sin. You can never be cured of racism because you benefit from racism simply by existing while white. Surrender your soul and seek salvation by dedicating your life to the betterment of non-whites and praying for forgiveness every day. Blessed is he who marries his daughter off to a non-white and raises non-white grandchildren for he has ended a vicious circle of racism. Amen.

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>>50652354
>Racism is original sin.

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>>50652313
yeah mate, kentanon/olsenposter
more than 50% of homes in this area were not built with AC... and I thought this was supposed to be where the smart people live

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>>50652354
...

>> No.50652407

Ugh you guys. In real news. The house passed the “assault weapons ban” bill. I think it might be time to load up on
>RGR
>SWBI
>POWW

>> No.50652411

>>50652146
US$300 a day is more than im going to start making as a newly grad pharmacist... which is a bit over 45 cad per hour

>> No.50652414

>>50652232
the articles are written by chat bots.

>> No.50652425

>>50652354
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

>> No.50652430

>>50652029
fake

>> No.50652431

>>50652374
Just go to the Ikea, walk around the loop for a few hours to cool off, then buy a single spatula or something

>> No.50652446

>>50652411
substitute teachers make about $130-150/d where I live while myself as a fully licensed teacher with 5yrs of experience only make 220/d usd.

>> No.50652504

>>50652146
that's also the past, the very long and storied past, and it's because you don't pay unskilled labor by the hour. when you do that nothing gets done, and so you can't make money, which means there's nothing to pay them with at all.
unskilled labor is what people do when they cannot help themselves. they're paid by the day because if they weren't, they'd be broke and homeless. they literally cannot function like a normal person. their attitude is that they're entitled and owed for their misery. the reality is otherwise.
you or anyone else who gets caught up in this life, if you don't belong there, get the fuck out as soon as possible before the shitty attitudes around you become part of who you are. and don't debate it with your coworkers either! they literally aren't smart enough to rise above this, it triggers fight or flight, so they'll just attack you over it like mongrels.

>> No.50652542

>>50652009
being salaried is for people who are good stewards of capital. actually it's for people who are mediocre at it, but have the potential to get better. we don't all have to own a business someday. i know i may not get there.
but what salaried people like me are not paid in cash we are paid in career prospects, and since we're not just another pair of hands we can leverage that to climb as high as we might.
what's better, only people at the bottom pretend those above them have climbed over each others' backs to get where they are -- i've found that to be a complete and total hallucination. literally unskilled cope.
no one should be like that.

>> No.50652551

>>50651156
ya bro just spend half a mil buying a boat and permite, that's what i did. Now i make six figs in two months

>> No.50652554

>>50652067
yep, that's probably correct: https://mishtalk.com/economics/rethinking-qt-are-there-practical-limits-on-what-the-fed-can-do

>> No.50652561

>>50652300
I live in the bay area. That's why I said this the future they are making. There are so many people here that have $200k+ jobs where they hardly work, but for those who can't get into positions like that, the jobs are soul crushing and are literally slave tier. I really believe there is no middle class here, and it will only get worse.

>> No.50652571

>>50652407
it will fail in the senate.

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>>50652561
>I live in the bay area.

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>>50652302
Tricked by the trickmeister.

>> No.50652588

>>50652554
which seems retarded since unemployment being so tight still gives the fed ample room to continue hiking. Wage inflation will continue occuring while unemployment is below 5%. and wages tend to be sticky once earned.

>> No.50652598

>>50652302
well you're the one who felt like you belonged there

>> No.50652612

>>50652561
Problem here in california is theres so many undocumented or otherwise under the table workers that they drag down the living wage of everyone. Also the state makes everything so fucking difficult.
>>50652583
i strongly despise the gay

>> No.50652641

when does the next rate hike drop?

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>>50652641
Exactly 53 days from now

>> No.50652647

>>50652583
you dont wanna get TRICKED
and you may be TRICKED

>> No.50652660

There Will Be A Shift In The Vol Regime. The Quant Theorists Have Seen This Coming. The Smart Ones. The Mispositioned Quant Theorists Will Not Admit It.
The Regime. Is Changing.

He Doesn't Know About The Changing Volatility Regime.

>> No.50652665

>>50650310

When they say "priced in" they mean that the market is forward-facing and people aren't reacting negatively to immediate news as long as that news supports their forward facing model.

Everyone expected the rate hike meaning that everything is going as planned and the market responds positively.

>> No.50652666

>>50652352
Haha, what could you possibly mean by that anon? Surely things aren't that bad in the US so as to cause me to worry r-r-r-right?
Naturally I was thinking the northern states or bloody Alaska. Certain ehem demographics do not enjoy colder climates. Or at least so I've heard

>> No.50652667

>>50652259
huh. interesting. never noticed that

>> No.50652689

>>50652660
vix is going below 10 by the end of August, cope.

>> No.50652700

>>50652689
What if that was literally the Vol Regime shift I was talking about. Lol.

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>>50652666
>Things arent that bad
They are worse than bad,satan
>northern states or alaska
good picks.Yes,beware which state you pick,really.

>> No.50652728

>>50652666
Listen Satan, just stay away from our urban youth

>> No.50652773

>>50652302
siggot!

>> No.50652795
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Why are banks closed? Fucking jews won't let me give them money.

>> No.50652834

>>50652700
Its going back to 30 before it ever goes to15.

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>>50652689
>>50652700
Good. Then it can squeeze to 100.

>> No.50652849

>>50652834
>Its going back to 30 before it ever goes to 15.
Its going back to 45 before it ever goes to 15.
FTFY

>> No.50652857

>>50652665
Market is pricing in a pivot that isnt coming. They believe the fed is ready to capitulate. There will be no capitulation until unemployment ticks above 5% if not 7% if inflation still is elevated

>> No.50652867

>>50652849
It has to get to 30 before it goes to 45. If it goes to 45 a hundred really isnt that far away then

>> No.50652868

>>50652848
>>50652834
30 VIX is baby shit. We had a very mild crab/slow slide downward for months after le heckin Putin invasion in Jan 2022 - May 2022 and VIX was sticky to 30 all that time.

The real fun begins when VIX goes closer to 40, that's when people start over-hedging and go long vol

>> No.50652873

>>50652666
alaska is a stupid stupid choice. if you want any real money and not be around alcoholic lowlifes all day you need to move to industrialized states (factory jobs pay very well with no education and little/no experience and you can move up quickly) like the great lakes region or southern half of new england. thenonce you establish yourself you can find pockets of wealthy racists you can integrate into to avoid the groid

>> No.50652883

>>50650310
It's quite simple actually.

The price is going up because the volume of taker buy orders is higher than the amount available in maker sell orders on the order book at a specific liquidity range.

>> No.50652887

>>50652689
>>50652700
>VIX is going below 10
>>50652868
>VIX is going above 40
Well which is it Mr. Schizo Capitalization poster?

>> No.50652888

>>50652666
Its common sense just dont move to a city where minorities are majority.

>> No.50652894

>>50652887
>>50652887
idk nigga its a meme

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>>50652894
Heh... I guess we do like to have fun here.

>> No.50652906

>>50652868
you think we're gonna get a whip lash from hedge funds going from net short to net long soon?

>> No.50652950

>>50652906
Actually yeah that is very possible. Here's a twitter thread from a fund manager (who isn't really the smartest tbhonest, he has one pretty good fund and then one dogshit fund based in Mongolia kek).

Anyways, here is a HF manager who talks about the transition from net short to net long: https://twitter.com/hkuppy/status/1552295312756133888?s=21&t=Xh92bbprp77c5A5rXEtiDA

Here's a tl;dr on what this HF manager is saying:

He’s mostly long now and thinks a lot of other HF managers are going to rapidly go long. Why?

his thesis revolves around the idea that funds that are ~25% down or more are starting to act like cornered animals who will bid anything up in order to just to try and break even before redemptions come around in Q4
So before redemption season really starts, this guy predicts that there will be violent bidding on equities as we saw today because a lot of fund managers have like 100 days to save their job

All these hedge funds of a smaller AUM (10b or lower) are down like 25% and are cornered animals who will start bidding up tons of trash to help pump their bags. Circuitous way of saying bear market rally then a giant dump as Q4 redemptions roll around

>> No.50652989

>>50652950
Everyone sells their stinkybags to loss harvest eoy?

>> No.50653004

>>50652989
No, people sell their stinkybags because hedge funds have clients who want to withdraw money. This is called "redemptions". Redemptions usually happen Q4ish on Wall St.

>> No.50653012

>stop loss hunting
Do I need level 2 flow to see order book and limit order levels? Seems like it might be a cheeky way to price options on the back of volatility. Guessing its very short term though

>> No.50653034

>>50653004
So arkk is going to be reborn just to get crucified again?

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>>50650111
>plottwist: it's 3x limit ups

>> No.50653082

>>50653034
Idk about reborn, but it will likely pump if betashits pump.

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Guys can you help me figure out why inflation is so bad? All the ((economic experts)) said it can't be the fed printing too much, that that was anti semitic

>> No.50653110

>>50653082
Reborn doesnt mean in full transcendce. More like baby cathie strapped to the cross

>> No.50653126

>>50653110
What does this mean in finance terms

>> No.50653138

>>50653126
You know who hates Christian women

>> No.50653183
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>>50650073
Forbidden Planet is actually a breddy based boomer flick

>> No.50653217

>>50653138
Me (im not Jewish btw)

>> No.50653230

>>50653012
What's the concept here? Find where the price in an order book will eliminate the most stop losses to time a local bottom? Yeah, you'd need level 2 in order to see where the sell/buy walls are to time your trades.

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>>50653217
Based

>> No.50653259

>>50653230
I like the idea of safer longer term option spreads so maybe thats not the best approach. Its not like a small shock in daily price is going to move option IV

>> No.50653348

>>50653259
I don't think IV would necessarily go up/down enough off stop loss hunting to affect the pricing of options. Would be a fantastic research project.

>> No.50653402
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>>50650918
not necessarily. im not invested but it may have still gas to run. i looked at it day or before sell off but was too lazy to warn /smg/ siga investors about it cause it's gone from $5 to $23 and sell off only to $13

>> No.50653430

>>50653241
Fr fr no cap I put that shit on allah hijabi pus be fat

>> No.50653438

>>50652354
You jest but modern westerners unironically behave as though this is true.

>> No.50653451
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SNIBS GONNA GIVE IT TO YA

>> No.50653595

I need a 3x to pay rent, what do I do

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>>50650918
Kek, we're just getting started. So many people fell for the fud it cracks me up. People were shaken out that easily for others to buy in cheap

>> No.50653635

>>50653107
its not monetary inflation, its supply constraints of energy (oil) and mostly unspoken collusion of price raises for other goods

this is the logic that nobody explicitly states when they make the claim (rightly so) of demand destruction

profits will look great for a couple more quarters but lifestyle shrink, population growth slowing, will cause the real recession in the next few years

too many normies think we're heading towards recession for one to happen right now though, probably pump to ATHs until next year fueled by midterm shenanigans. Catalyst to turn normies bullish might be making it through winter without energy shortage (somehow) and then get blindsided

>> No.50653644

>>50653607
Can you do a video about wash sales?

>> No.50653658

>>50653055
oh...
fuck...

>> No.50653718

>>50651229
Literally no one mentions the fucking caricature-tier names of the authors?

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>>50653004
>Redemptions

>> No.50653775

>>50653230
The bids and asks in options are so fake and gay. They move too fast with no trades actually taking place. I'll sell a $0.50 contract that has thousands of asks at $0.50. then all of a sudden all those asks disappear and I'm the only remaining ask @ $0.50 at which point the market maker will make a decision whether to take my trade or not. Looking at the order book is not useful in options trading. It's just market maker algorithms. Wish us retail baggies had access to software like that or better yet, the actual volatility model itself like the j boys

>> No.50653791

>>50653055
Only for vix long call holders. Checkmate bitch

>> No.50653794

>>50653644
I suppose I could include it in a video

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>> No.50653825

>>50653794
I'm worried about what this article says:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/greatspeculations/2016/01/05/wash-sale-loss-adjustments-can-be-a-big-tax-return-headache
Apparently what the brokers report on 1099-Bs don't actually include all of your possible wash sales, since the IRS doesn't require them to, and then you're supposed to do the rest manually... I'm really scared

>> No.50653829

>>50650111
Nice

>> No.50653870

>>50653775
100% true on those algos. I just stick my orders around the mid and wait for the algos to fill me. I've thought about computing my own greeks occasionally but it ultimately does not matter as you are still a slave to the market maker. I've mostly sworn off options though as I've lost so much buying them at the wrong time.

>> No.50653872

>>50653635
>It is not real money printing
>It is Putler's fault
>Muh greedy corporation suddenly discovered greed.
>If most people believe in constant recession we will never have any other recession.
Go back.

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50653942

my soxl bags are killin me over here. cant decide if i should try avg down more or just leave it alone. also cant decide if I should buy anything else, market is giving me pic rel feel

>> No.50653982

>>50652868
When can we expect this VIX to 30-40 you speak of... Theoretically speaking what if some no name goy is long volatility as we speak?

>> No.50653993

>>50653825
Are you constantly buying and selling the same stock?

>> No.50653998

hello i did 3 hours worth of cardio today. feels good being at the battlestation

>> No.50654010

>>50653998
Just did 2 shots of vodka. Also feels pretty good

>> No.50654018

>>50653825
wtf are you doing that this is a concern?

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I wanna another nice epic dump in September or first of October.. KO shares need homes. As it happens I'll have nice fat wad of money waiting to strike. Will also drop a load into SWPPX while I'm at it.

>> No.50654030

>>50653825
Just stop selling low and buying high. So long as you make profit you can’t get wash saled.

>> No.50654045

>>50653635
You really are a mentally ill faggot, aren’t you?

>> No.50654049

>>50654030
>/smg/ - Stock Market General

>> No.50654050

>>50653942
Your soxl bags have doubled in two weeks and you are mad?

>> No.50654065

>>50653825
>he's scared of the irs
this isnt the fag market general

>> No.50654069

>>50653718
I don't know who's jewing who anymore

>> No.50654071

>>50653872
>>50654045
speaking truth sure ruffles feathers don't it

>> No.50654082

>>50654010
nice. wish i had beers or something

>> No.50654094

>>50654069
Wait until the jews ascend to cryptojews uploaded into algorithms

>> No.50654103

>>50654071
No. Mentally ill faggots deserve to be called out for being mentally ill. So I am following through by calling you a mentally ill faggot.

>> No.50654138
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50654138

short?

>> No.50654148

stinks or stonks on monday?

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bullish, again

>> No.50654229

>>50654168
>bullish, again
if it kills him, sure. im getting the feeling that it's just a lie though so they can say "look how healthy he is!" which is weird because he's literally the most hated president in US history (38% approval rating currently) and i doubt that pretending that he got sick and then magically got better will change those statistics for the better.

>> No.50654273

>>50652950
that's the wrong conclusion. people won't withdraw if the funds show a return. the funds have until nov 1 because they lock their clients in; the clients have to give notice. it's not "bear market rally then a giant dump" as the funds in question cannot move the entire market like that.
they either get back to dead-even in the next couple of months regardless of where the market goes, or they go out of business. some clients have probably already made up their mind to cash out, but if they start to outperform before november many clients will second-guess that decision and stay invested with these funds, which gives them a lifeline.
the point is it's too short of a timeline to just buy the dip in large, safe, excellent value-oriented companies. these funds are going to throw their money at whatever can move up fast. kuppy's saying they're going to pick some wild unexpected shit and try to ride short-term momentum back to victory.
because these funds are flush with cash, he's bullish. and because the only sector that has been outperforming is energy, he should be bullish on the uranium segment in particular -- miners are outperforming oil over the past month.
is this going to be a bear market rally? he doesn't ever suggest that. that's just your idea layered on top of this.

>> No.50654275

>>50654229
im not merican how are these rating done exactly? sample pop survey or something?

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>>50654138
I did and fingers are crossed. I'm just looking for a partial retrace.

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50654332

Es Em Gee yeah-ah is the poop and pee yeah-ah for (You) and me-EE-ee-EE-ee-EE.

>> No.50654338

>>50652641
good chance there won't be one.

>> No.50654339

>>50653993
>>50654018
No, but I've mixed shares and options on the same stock... i.e., sold stock for a loss, then bought calls. I've also sold options at a loss, and then bought other options on the same stock with different strikes and/or expirations. Those all count or might count as wash sales, but won't be tracked by my broker
>>50654030
Ok thanks
>>50654065
They are very scary though

>> No.50654361

>>50654168
>the treatment gives you the infection
pottery

>> No.50654376

>biden: covid again
>pelosi: in the air again
>harris: ???

uhhh... please don't any black swans appear

>> No.50654386

>>50654168
False positive nothingburger. No proof you can get covid twice.

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>>50654339
I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you anon, when it comes to taxes for trading stocks, I literally do nothing. I dont file any of my trades I make the IRS do it (they do it for free). They then send me a bill which I ignore for at least a year. Then when they finally come after me I set up a payment plan for a very minimal amount stretched over a long time. I make it as difficult as possible for those cock sucking vultures to get their money. And here you are worried about wash sales.

>> No.50654400

>>50654148
all next week is fairly critical, we're going to see autos crater, and i don't think the employment figures will be very good but i don't expect a train wreck.
i think by next wednesday we can call what we're in a true bear market rally if we continue upward, but it doesn't mean the economy is in good shape, just that our measurements of it don't look awful. some of those measurements are broken, most notably the employment rate... but that's also trailing indicator, so who cares?

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50654408

>>50654277
indexes or specific stocks?

>> No.50654420

>>50654229
His death would be a gigadump because the whole pacific would be lost to China to the cuntsicle

>> No.50654425

>>50654065
Well to be fair the IRS can make your life hell. I've never been audited but I'm told you must track down every little thing that involves expenses and income going back 5 years if they decide to put your financials under a microscope. Do you keep records that good? Most people don't, I sure don't, hell I keep a quicken file but hard copies? Fuck no, just my tax returns..

>> No.50654449

>>50654425
It's just as hard for them to find it as it is for you to keep track of it. They IRS are a bunch of spineless pussies.

>> No.50654468

>>50654023
I want to take Vascepa for the omega 3's, is this dangerous? I imagine it's higher quality than fish oil supplements and less heavy metals.

>> No.50654471

>>50654396
God I should never have gotten into stocks... I'm gonna be fucked

>> No.50654477

>>50650834
>oil and gas futures double in the span of a few days
How would world war 3 effect gas prices?

>> No.50654507
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>>50654396
Based. If the government wants us to pay taxes they should stop giving the tax revenue away to nogs and illegals, simple as.

>> No.50654508

>>50654477
mobilizing 2+ million soldiers per nation

>> No.50654510

>>50654425
It depends on what you're worth. If you make less than 100k a year on all sources of income it's not worth their time to fuck with you in terms of cost, unless you're also fucking up somewhere else (dealing drugs, illegal activity, shit like that) where an audit becomes an easy and low-cost method of screwing with you that doesn't risk people getting shot trying to come after you to haul you off to prison. If you're between 150k-750k that's prime territory for getting audited because you make enough money to make it worth the fees of going after you legally but not enough money to get good enough legal counsel to fight back effectively. From three quarters to about five million they'll actively hunt for ways to fuck with you because that's the highest return on the investment of going after you. Once you get past about 5-7 million they don't even bother because by that level of wealth you've proven you're not completely retarded if it hasn't killed you within a few years and probably have good enough access to good enough legal counsel to mean it'll just end in a decade long court case where they get a pittance and maybe their attorney fees comped. Anything above that level of wealth they don't even try to come for you.

Either be poor or be legitimately rich or you're a potential target. Most people that come here are poor enough that unless they're doing illegal shit on the side it's legitimately not worth it to audit them, the IRS threw out 30 million tax forms last year because they legit didn't have the manpower or funding to process them. If you're poor it saves the government money if you don't even file taxes as they make more keeping your potential refunds and tax credits than they would if you had filed.

>> No.50654539

>>50654510
Fuck I'm around $200k a year, not counting any capital gains...

>> No.50654600

>>50654510
What about this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEl6t2zHtv0

>> No.50654644
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>>50650011
And then I told em rates were neutral! NEUTRAL HAHAHAHA

>> No.50654643

>>50650011
>Rocker says sell SIGA if you're up
I like your new video, Rocker, but one thing. A stock trader motivational video should not sound like a locker room hype-up speech. And you talked about INTC too, I like that shit.

All stocks, all the time.

>> No.50654645

Long socks and athletic shorts make my pp hurt

>> No.50654667

>>50654449
Im not sure on the exacts but I think you can demand the IRS force a trial in regular court amongst a jury of your peers.

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50654670

>>50650111

>> No.50654672

>>50654644
how do I borrow from the FED?

>> No.50654700

>>50654672
The weed they're smoking? Ya man, I'd like some too.

>> No.50654710

>>50654539
Hire a jewish accountant and pay them well and they'll sort it out for you. There's always a way out if you pay your tithes.
>>50654600
He was in the prime bracket of wealth to be worth fucking with and so they fucked with him. Like I said, either be poor enough for it to not be worth it or wealthy enough for it to not be worth it, or if you're between those ranges hire an accountant and pay them well to minimize your tax burden.

>> No.50654734

>>50654539
Start a business and use jewish accounting tricks to ensure you are at a loss every year

>> No.50654758

>>50654510
This man knows what he’s talking about. That being said, file your taxes but don’t sweat it if you’re not upper middle class or <.

>> No.50654779

>>50651533
All of the above plus an epoch ending solar flare.

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50654822

>>50654672
Just start your own bank bro.

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50654843

idk why i come here anymore, none of you have ever said anything that could make anyone else money in these threads. it's just a bunch of bullshit, what's the point? i want to learn how to consistently make a profit and this place offers nothing.

>> No.50654870

>>50654843
We have fun here

>> No.50654871

>>50654843
What where you expecting, some super secret stock trading club, jesus fuck give your head a shake buds, back to where ever you came from

>> No.50654880

>>50650011
literally me
also the new row of townhomes across the street from me got their price slashes from $450k to $400k lol it's so over

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>>50654843
get a load of this guy trying to make money over here lol

>> No.50654922

>>50654644
PCE went up for inflation so more hikes according to Powell's conference unless he pussies out

>> No.50654931

>>50654843
I made plenty of money off memes here, lost plenty too. Just play long enough and you'll average back to your original investment.

>> No.50654938

life sucks

>> No.50654941
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50654941

I bought DoorDash and GoPro
am i gonna starve to death

>> No.50654973

>>50654922
Jews about to give the market a wedgie

>> No.50654974

>>50654843
Because you have nowhere else to go. What are you gonna do, call your friends? They're all married with children and don't have time to hang out anymore, they've moved on and you haven't. You don't fit in with the /v/ or /a/ crowd anymore because you're too old but here your 30+ year old ass feels comfy enough. And we like to have fun here so you can talk about anything you want really, as long as you trade a bit. And who doesn't trade a bit at 30+
Or is this just me sorry I'm 6 vodka shots in now I can't tell if this is just me

>> No.50654976

>>50654843
I'm too afraid to post my longs/short theses because I have low self esteem

>> No.50654986

>>50654922
No they didn't, you forgot, the Fed doesn't care about energy or food anymore, it's PCE ex energy and food, eventually the Fed will made choices solely on the price of TVs

>> No.50655001

>>50654986
Nah inflation will be measured by price of precious metals so jpm can regulate inflation for them.

>> No.50655005

>>50654974
>What are you gonna do, call your friends? They're all married with children and don't have time to hang out anymore, they've moved on and you haven't.
What does this have to do with the guy wanting to learn how to consistently make profit lol

>> No.50655021

>>50655001
Oh, thats a good idea, that way GLD can just print more paper gold when inflation gets to high

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50655031

>>50654843
Even if we had a winner and posted it, would you listen? I've posted a few here and got called wrong and stupid.

>> No.50655032

>>50655005
Yeah right he's here on a weekend because he's looking for a new trading strategy

>> No.50655041

>>50654471
Dude, just load your broker’s shit in to TurboTax. Done. I have to pay a few thousand extra for trades, but I still kept most of it.
Make sure you set aside 30% for when he comes to collect. Or do a plan like John said.

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50655042

>>50654941
>Doordash
From what I have been seeing a lot of millenials/gen Z that were addicted to delivery apps have started to scale back opting for delivery plans like factor/hello fresh - (because they still can't cook or portion their meals properly I guess...) instead of delivery because its cheaper. Delivery fees are a bit insane ranging from $5-20 + tip atm depending how far you are from the restaurant you are ordering from. So even though factor is like $12 a meal for a fucking microwave meal its still cheaper than delivery.
I've also been seeing these meal subscription services get more aggressively advertised which would imply they have improved their capital and are seeing good ROI on ad spend.

>> No.50655048

>>50655021
Wait wait am I an economist now?

>> No.50655050
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Weekends are boring, open up the exchanges!

>> No.50655055

>>50654986
Kek

>> No.50655069

>>50655042
Imagine

>> No.50655073

>>50654941
>DoorDash and GoPro
Holy shit. Why lol

>> No.50655078

>>50654471
you can sell some stocks at a loss to help offset

>> No.50655091

>>50654843
read a book

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50655099

>>50655032
You make a good point vodka man

>> No.50655112

>>50654974
I’m married with kids. Wife is at work, I’m sitting here by the pool watching the kids swim. Might go for a dip myself when I’m done with this lil sumpin.
I come here to talk stocks and not worry about my first amendment being violated.

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50655119

>>50654408
>ALGNd153363729i.png
Growth company! Guess they'll have to up their stock buybacks.
Is it possible to see somewhere when the C-Suit stock options are awarded?

>> No.50655128

>>50655041
Yeah, but apparently what the broker gives you isn't 100% accurate, with regard to wash sales.
>>50655078
I already have a huge loss

>> No.50655134

>>50655112
Hang out with your friends more, child having anon, all my married friends neglect their friend duties. Children will grow up and move out, friends are for life

>> No.50655137

>>50655091
Might I suggest to start with The Richest Man in Babylon.

>> No.50655169

>>50655134
I’ve grown to dislike people more and more. I barely answer the phone anymore. I stay in touch with a couple of friends I’ve had for 20-30 years, but most of them have become insufferable losers or NPCs. I’d rather spend as much time as I can with my rascals until they leave someday. The way the world is, I never know how much time I’ll have. Happy here at home.

>> No.50655241

>>50655169
I just texted my friend back, haven't seen in awhile. We're in the same boat, you and I. I'm trying to keep the ties together.

>> No.50655246

>>50655134
>friends are for life
What a faggot thing to say. Family is forever dipshit. Your friend will cuckhold you and implode your family because you and the wife had an argument about whether you would send your own mother to a old age home. Fuck friends and fuck you

>> No.50655253

>>50655073
GoPro is about to make some kind of desktop service and it's at 6, I can't imagine it going much lower.
DoorD because monkey-pox and the price is the lowest its ever been

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>>50655169
Based and same. Out of any given thousand people there's maybe a hundred I wouldn't want to heem on sight and of those hundred maybe ten I'd consider being friendly with and maybe one or two I'd make a friend, of those two only one will actually be worth the time and effort. I'd rather work and trade and shitpost and get ahead in life than use my time meeting other people. Besides, I can always shitpost here if I'm feeling that lonely and the wife and kids are more than enough to keep me company. Family too.

>> No.50655282

>>50655169
>but most of them have become insufferable losers or NPCs
Maybe I am naive because I'm young, but have you tried helping them become better versions of themselves?

>> No.50655291

New >>50655286

>> No.50655476

>>50655246
Top kek

>> No.50655516

>>50655069
This

>> No.50655552

>>50654822
Chuds National Ltd.

>> No.50655580

>>50654396
The pettiness. Giga based.

>> No.50655791

>>50655128
I use Turbotax, Fidelity, and Goybase. Didn’t have any problems at all.

>> No.50656210

>>50655791
Have you had any situations where you sold a stock, but then bought a call within 30 days though?

>> No.50656754

>>50650535
I was around during the dotcom bust. Here's the thing, the bust didn't just go straight down quickly. The bust happened in spring and by december, the market was nearly back to the high. After that, it declined again but it took another 2-3 YEARS to reach the bottom. Right now, we are in that big bear maket rally. should last for a few months.

>> No.50656916

>>50650285
Don't worry the economy is going to tank anyway regardless cause Biden is trying to push through both a huge tax increase with next years budget and the BBB deal. Thank you King Biden

>> No.50657021

>>50655246
based and truepilled, God first, Family Second, Friends third