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50648987 No.50648987 [Reply] [Original]

Sex and crypto currencies are the only things I enjoy anymore. I'm becoming a complete sexual deviant. More freaky the better. Stuff like eating out her ass even when it's sweaty and gross and letting her pee on my face. And watching bitcoin price in the hopes it goes up. This feels like a disaster waiting to happen

>> No.50649011

never really understood the appeal of girl's assholes

i just picture all the nasty shits theyve taken

pretty gross ill stick to the other hole

>> No.50649023

>>50649011
Do you also picture all the times she's puked after getting drunk when you kiss her? Which would rather lick? A girls vomit or a piece of poop?

>> No.50649107

>>50648987
Next step is to combine sex with crypto. Make a game of it. When your crypto goes down you get to top her. When it goes up, she tops and pegs you. Every night you'll watch the line, knowing that it also determines your sexual fate.

>> No.50649128

>>50649023
Good would-you-rather, gonna save that one for next time I'm at the bar

>> No.50649132

>>50649023

vomit without a doubt is that even a question

also last time i checked girls dont brush their assholes with a brush and toothpaste

plus a mouth isnt you know a stinky brown hole that poop comes out of

>> No.50649155

>>50648987
Disgusting. Find Jesus and he will save you from your degenerate disgusting mind.

>> No.50649275

>>50649128
Also you can ask if you'd rather lick a pile of her menstrual blood

>> No.50649286

>>50649155
Jesus is a very intricate part of my life. I am in a healthy pair bonded relationship

>> No.50649290

i wish i was a psychiatrist. this thread is multiple bags of money ripe for the picking

>> No.50649292

>>50649107
I like this idea. Thank you for the suggestion

>> No.50649656

>>50649292
Maybe set it up so a part of you starts secretly wishing that the price goes down, and is disappointed if it goes up. That'll properly mess with your head. Obviously, the more the price changes, the more intense and depraved the sex acts should be.

>> No.50649688

>>50648987
Good for you,
I have only cryptocurrencies

>> No.50649690

>>50649292
Have you considered fucking femboys? In my life i've never felt as much joy as sucking a woman's cock, truly one of the greatest experiences I've ever had.

>> No.50649733

>>50649690
I've thought about it but the trouble of finding one has stopped me. Plus I am married. I'm perfectly ok never seeing a naked body besides my wife's again

>> No.50649753

>>50649286
That’s good. I won’t judge you too harshly then because that’s not my place and I’m certainly not perfect. God bless.

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50650755

>this thread

>> No.50650822

>>50648987
Gentlemen of /biz/, Please help a fellow brethren in need.

I used part of my profit to finally book an escort. Did not kiss or eat her out, and vaginal penetration used condoms. But she gave me a blowjob without one. What are the chances of me catching an std and what should I look out for? How long do I take before testing? She has no visible symptoms on her lips btw.

>> No.50650844

>>50649023
I date a girl who very rarely drinks and when she does she just gets tired and passes out

What youre describing is normie femoid barflys

>> No.50650879

>>50649132
enemas are a thing. Ass to mouth is the sexiest thing ever

>> No.50650946

>>50650822
That's how they get Ya. Chinese sucky sucky, no condon . You so biiiiig

>> No.50650980

>>50650879
This. Makes my penis incredibly hard

>> No.50651076

>>50650946
So imma screwed? Fml

>> No.50651090

>>50648987
I'm the opposite. I have not much sex drive, nothing really gets me excited.