Any anons go to college

[Anonymous No.50647513]

Anyone go back go college after making it just to meet college chicks? College acceptance rates for adults is a joke they will take anyone.

- Can afford prime apartment location
- Bar tabs/Recreation/Dates aren't ramen inducing choices.
- Not worried about your future """outcome independence""""

[Anonymous No.50647544]

I would go if I was interested in learning, if you want to meet college chicks just hang around college locations and parties and tell them you study there or work nearby, no one will care about you if you lie or not. In a lot of places you can probably enter the premises and if you are college age no one will give a fuck, just a waste of money

[Anonymous No.50647581]

>>50647544
OP obviously isn't college age but in his 30s and just wants to bang some prime sluts instead of women his age, can't say I blame him.

[Anonymous No.50647592]

>>50647513

What this guy said >>50647544

You don't need to pay tuition, you just hang out on campus. Alternatively just enroll in a single course and use their gym and other facilities. I use my employer's tuition reimbursement as little more than a free gym membership since I live close to a campus.

[Anonymous No.50648203]

>>50647544
how do you "go" to college parties? how tf do you know where they are? for autists please

[Anonymous No.50648280]

>>50648203
make friends retard. maybe host one and let your class mates know

[Anonymous No.50648282]

>>50647513
Sex sex sex cum cum cum yawn yawn yawn

[Anonymous No.50648376]

>>50647513
I consume so much porn that seeing that woman gives me a ~hard on~, I'd like to go back to the days when I invested in nft boomer projects as a champ and then cry in my bed because I felt like a failure for investing in games

[Anonymous No.50648397]

>>50647513
If you're good looking it's doable obviously, if you're a loser don't bother.

[Anonymous No.50648425]

>>50648376
Nft boomer as in trading cards lmao. I got off porn by restricting myself to 2d coz you gotta use your imagination more. Now I watch porn maybe once a month and rarely masturbate

[Anonymous No.50648435]

>>50647513
>making life decisions around random sluts

[Anonymous No.50648459]

>>50648203
>use your imagination more. Now I watch porn maybe once a month and rarel
facebook/whatsapp groups of your study subject

[Anonymous No.50648674]

>>50647513
If a girl said that to me and was mildly autistic, I would marry her.

[Anonymous No.50648708]

>>50648674
>autistic
why

[Anonymous No.50648879]

>>50647513
Been unironically contemplating this because despite being good-looking and getting female attention in college, I was always broke and insecure. Online dating seems completely dead at this point and I was always better in person, so now how do I meet prime women? I try to hang out at the bars in the college towns but around here they're not the kind of place you go to meet new people.

The question is, what courses should I take for the most direct access to slutty poontang? Psychology, art?

[Anonymous No.50648897]

im graduating college in december and I have never held a conversation with a woman outside of class. All my friends fucked at least 5 whores and I'm destined to die a virgin. any anons retain their purity throughout uni and manage to get a (relatively) attractive gf afterwards?

[aze No.50648907]

Random network, the next chainlink

[Anonymous No.50649221]

>>50648897
Women literally left an empty seat in every direction next to mine, and there was only two more male classmates in our 20 student classroom. Never talked to anyone. I was trying to be a cool kid of few words like sasuke but some years later learned i was thought to be the weird psycho who was going to shoot them all eventually. Still banged over 100 prostitutes though. Never had a girlfriend, I'm 35

[Anonymous No.50649317]

>>50648897
>>50649221
>in college
>late to class one day
>only seat open is next to this short cute girl I've been checking out
>she's 5'4, blond with very pale skin and green eyes, petite with perky boobas
>sit next to her
>she drops her pen and it rolls down the floor
>get up and get it for her
>hand it back with a smile and firm eye contact
>eye contact lingers, she smiles back and then looks down meekly
>realize she's super shy because I've never seen her talk to anyone
>we just sit quietly during class and then when class ends, we leave without interacting
>next class, I sit in my usual spot
>she comes to sit next to me despite tons of open seats
>don't say anything or even make eye contact
>we do this for 6 months, I look forward to it every time
>never say anything but feel like ONE DAY I will finally say "hi" and we will start talking
>decide to skip class once and go home early
>get on the bus in front of campus - there is nobody else on it
>go all the way to the back and sit down as the bus idles
>I see her on
>we make eye contact for 0.05 seconds and then I look away quickly
>she comes all the way to the back and sits RIGHT across from me without a word
>bus starts moving - we're the only 2 passengers
>I stare out the window with my mind racing
>she is forcing my hand, there is no way I can't talk to her now
>5 minutes go by, is it too late?
>bus goes under an overpass and we make eye contact through the window reflection
>I quickly look down and then back out the window when the light is back
>realize it's too late
>feel my heart sinking as I realize I'm living through a moment I will regret for the rest of life
>brain is screaming NOO SAY SOMETHING FAGGOT!!!!!!!
>can't do it
>my stop comes
>fumble out of the seat awkwardly staring every direction but hers
after this, she never sat near me or looked in my direction ever again
this was 15 years ago

[Anonymous No.50649339]

>>50647513
>iPhone faggot
>1PBTID off-topic thotposter
fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.50649370]

>>50649317
Ouch anon. That hurts. I’m sorry it happened but I know the feeling. All I can tell you is that she wasn’t meant for you. Maybe you dodged a bullet. Bring your regret and sorrow to the Lord and he will ease your pain. God bless you anon.

[Anonymous No.50649388]

>>50647513
take my advice: find a solid, accredited community college with a good STEM program and get your associates degree. you'll be way happier, save a ton of money, still get a great education, and can even transfer to a good 4 year college if you really want to keep going. and if you fuck up, no big deal, they're typically very cheap. the one i went to (back in 2010, mind you) only cost $11k for 2 years to get my ASEE (Associate of Science in Electrical Engineering). now im a technician for a multinational semiconductor corporation making over $60k/year with benefits, bonuses, 401k, etc. learned a lot of what i do on the job, the ASEE mostly just gave me the qualification to even get jobs in the first place and the general background required to learn the more specific shit i do in my job.

>just to meet college chicks?

oh shit nevermind, you're retarded. you don't need to pay tuition to be able to do this as other anons said. hope my advice helps some other anons though.

[Anonymous No.50649393]

>>50648203
Look up local bars/clubs —> check their instagrams —> find promoters and Dj’s —> now you know the date and themes of parties, Godspeed anon.

[Anonymous No.50649440]

>>50649393
Oh yea Savannah Demers for anyone wondering, that was the only reason I clicked this thread.

[Anonymous No.50649443]

>>50649317
realize that you're going to die some day, and take a risk. trying to be overly protective of yourself is futile since you're 100% going to die some day, like everyone else. furthermore, 100 years after you die, no one who remembers you will still be alive, so really, anything you do doesn't matter. so might as well go for it.

worst case scenario you get experience and then you try again with another girl. do it enough and like any skill, you'll git gud at it, especially if you combine this with studying other people who are successful with relationships. the key is that you have to keep putting yourself out there and facing your fears willingly, though. the more you look away and avoid the thing you're afraid of (women), the worse it will get. the more you go towards them willingly and try, the easier it will get over time. you have to forgive yourself and allow yourself to fail, because that's the only way you'll learn. there's no substitute for experience at the end of the day. imagine if you actually said something, even if you completely embarrassed yourself, you at least made progress. you don't have to go from 0 to 100, even if you just go from 0 to 1 to 2 that's still progress that will eventually get to 100 and beyond. but just staying at 0 will get you no where, you know what im saying?

[Anonymous No.50649460]

>>50649440
Does she show bobs and vegena?

[Anonymous No.50649483]

>>50649339
based
fuck OP there's an entire board for this shit and it's not /biz/
Fuck everyone who bumps too.

[Anonymous No.50649496]

>>50649317
You were a coward Anon, but we all were. Just work on making it I have faith.

[Anonymous No.50649515]

>>50649460
Nope :(

[Anonymous No.50649553]

>>50649443
I read posts like this and it makes 100% sense in my head as absolute truth, but then I actually "try" more, fail yet again and then feel worse than I started. but you can't learn without failing so I try more and just feel worse and worse, embarrassed more and more

how do I cross this limbo, when does it start feeling good? near 30 now with less and less time

[Anonymous No.50650051]

>>50649553
When you're over 35 you'll see everything was so easy, and that most things were in your head, but by then it will be all over. You'll think "why i didn't just say hello? It wouldn't be the end of the world" Talking is easy as shit, why did i complicate things so much?" Hopefully you'll laugh, maybe you'll wish you could be a teenager with the mentality you have now, you'll think you would be drowning in pussay. You'll probably never experience a intimate relationship with a young girl anymore, that ship has sailed, but borderline personality Karen and her mulatto son will be available for you, kek

[Anonymous No.50650164]

>>50647513
I lecture at a university for extra cash and to meet some professional development requirements. My students constantly hit on me, ask for my number when they don't need it, ask for coffee dates, etc. It is totally unbelievable. I finally understand why people pursue academic careers so hard when the money at lifestyle is shit. It's all about the college student pussy (and ass I guess. Gay zoomers constantly try their luck with me too)

[Anonymous No.50650531]

>>50649317
>>50649370
yes, don't learn from your mistakes, blame them on god's great plan. Fuck up some more in a similar way in the future as a part of his plan as well.

[Anonymous No.50650682]

>>50647513
lol this bitch is not based. she later claimed it was a joke and shared a bunch of abortion clinics. I looked her IG the same day she posted that story. she's a cunt. delete this