What's best way to get at my landlord?

[Anonymous No.50636157]

They're about to increase rent next month. How can I get revenge. Morals off.

[Anonymous No.50636333]

>>50636157
You can really get him good if you buy a house and move out.

[Anonymous No.50636336]

[Anonymous No.50636369]

>>50636157
if you have central AC, hotwire it and bounce it on/off rapidly until the compressor windings melt down. $10k repair bill easily. red loctite on the water main shutoff and then make your toilet accidentally flood the unit.

[Anonymous No.50636388]

>>50636157
Buy a key for the laundry machine.

[Anonymous No.50636394]

>>50636369
kek

[Anonymous No.50636422]

>>50636157
If you're moving out:
>liquid cement down the toilet and sink
>wrap dry ice around the main water line
>go to the grocery store, pick up a few LARGE pieces of fish and hide them under the carpet and behind appliances

If you're still imprisoned with a lease, then sub-lease it to Jamal & Shaniqua

[Anonymous No.50636463]

>>50636157
>>50636388
Also if they cover your water, start taking long showers or let the faucet drip overnight.

[Anonymous No.50636566]

>>50636422
these are fun to use on PVC pipes. the hard part is retrieving them.

[Anonymous No.50636727]

>>50636566
Dry ice is best because it leaves no evidence.

[Anonymous No.50636740]

I see reddit is raiding again

[Anonymous No.50636798]

>>50636422
these all leave a trail though. If a tenant did this to me, I would sue. >>50636369
is smarter here.

[Anonymous No.50636873]

>>50636798
Dry ice doesn't leave a trail
The other two won't get noticed until after tenant has vacated and relinquished the property. You won't be able to prove shit, landkike