/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50631949]

RECESSION CANCELLED EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50630767

[Anonymous No.50631979]

First.

[Anonymous No.50632013]

Real thread
>>50631938
>>50631938
>>50631938

[Anonymous No.50632042]

Also last.

[Anonymous No.50632320]

>>50631979
>>50632042
kek

[Anonymous No.50632556]

Wikipedia changed the definition of recession to favor the Biden regime, and then locked the page.

[Anonymous No.50632762]

>>50632556
that's it, i'm shorting wikipedia

[Anonymous No.50633131]

>>50631949
why INTC low?

[Anonymous No.50633134]

>>50631979
>>50632013
>>50632042
>>50632320
survived

[Anonymous No.50633135]

mumus, im not feeling too good. might eat a loss because i think this rally is over.

[Anonymous No.50633136]

There's some kind of new psyop that's trying to convince people millennials are worse than boomers

Um no sweetie millennials didn't print trillions of dollars in just two years

[Anonymous No.50633137]

>>50632556
Wikipedia's co-creator literally outright said it's a leftist shithole now.

[Anonymous No.50633140]

SIGA sissies why can't we stay over 22 :(

[Anonymous No.50633141]

>GOVX

[Anonymous No.50633143]

bears will short this chart

[Anonymous No.50633145]

my plan to short the housing market failed

[Anonymous No.50633146]

>>50633131
It’s in excellent scooping territory. Started a position and bought 200 on open

[Anonymous No.50633147]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50633150]

>>50632556
kek

[Anonymous No.50633156]

>>50632556
I hate this rag so much now. Even it's creators hate it. Redditpedia rots academia and the faggot "editors" complicit in it's crimes need to be lined up and shot

[Anonymous No.50633160]

>>50632762
Do it and i'll kill myself, anon. in fact, if you dont donate within 10 minutes i will anyway

[Anonymous No.50633164]

no ones gonna talk about the huge dump we just had? is anyone even here or are you all bots?

[Anonymous No.50633167]

>>50633136
Millennials definitely barely responsible for the current circumstances, but they are lazy, do nothing, faggots.

[Anonymous No.50633169]

How we doin mumus?

[Anonymous No.50633171]

Recession canceled? Good, then you will not mind $200 OIL.

[Anonymous No.50633174]

>>50633164
>huge dump
>everything still green
*yawns*

[Anonymous No.50633179]

FED PIVOT HAS BEEN PRICED IN
I REPEAT
FED PIVOT HAS BEEN PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.50633180]

OIL IS PUMPING,

OIL BARONS WE'RE BACK, FUCK TECH

[Anonymous No.50633182]

too late to hop into GOVX?

[Anonymous No.50633184]

>>50633136
shut the fuck up millennial shitstain, you're the boomer of the internet your kind shit up every website and bring your fucking obnoxious facebook meme page attitude and self-obsessed bitching and moaning everywhere, go sit on your marvel-branded horse dildo and choke to death on your own cum

[Anonymous No.50633188]

Biden call a recession anything you want it to be just sign CHIPS please god

[Anonymous No.50633196]

>>50633184
Basadk.

[Anonymous No.50633201]

>>50633174
it just went from 1.5% to 1%. the green is fading. its gonna end red at this point. we should be on high alert and panicking.

[Anonymous No.50633203]

>only $5k profit from oil

[Anonymous No.50633208]

The Fed is going to drive oil up to $150 at this rate kek, I guess it's only fitting that if we're reliving the 70s that Arthur Burns 2.0 is chair of the Fed

[Anonymous No.50633211]

>>50633184
As a boomer of the internet I know a keyboard warrior when I see one.

[Anonymous No.50633222]

I hate Tesla so much

[Anonymous No.50633223]

>the fed pivots
>dumbass mumu's: "this is good news!"
>the market dumps
>dumbass mumu's, yet again: "what the fuck why is line doing down?!?!"

i can't wait to see you get HOOKED
and you may be HOOKED

[Anonymous No.50633226]

>dump GOVX literally right before it goes into the stratosphere
Still profit but what the fuck was that?!!?

[Anonymous No.50633229]

>>50633208
we even have a carter-tier president to really complete the 70s feel

[Anonymous No.50633232]

>>50633180
Key moving average is 101.80 or 101.90 or thereabouts.

[Anonymous No.50633235]

Never posted on /biz/ before, can I join.
Pic related

[Anonymous No.50633236]

>>50633223
the bear is exuberant, that's it we're pumping back again

[Anonymous No.50633240]

OH GOD WHY DIDNT I SELL AT 1.5% I KNEW IT WAS FEELING WEAK.

[Anonymous No.50633243]

>>50633235
You'll fit right in fren

[Anonymous No.50633242]

SIGA bros wya? are we gonna pump today?

[Anonymous No.50633245]

>>50633167
>lazy, do nothing, faggots.
not my problem

[Anonymous No.50633248]

please tell me this is the real dump. I'm down over 70% on my apple put leaps

[Anonymous No.50633250]

>>50633226
GOVX is SIGA on steroids, it's not for paper handed faggots. Absolutely wild Jewish swings almost daily. It takes a strong man to hold GOVX but it rewards people like me and punishes people like you.

[Anonymous No.50633251]

>>50633236
Bobo got hooked. Meltup is now.

[Anonymous No.50633257]

>>50633235
> can I join
Only if you participate in our weekly gaysex meetups.

[Anonymous No.50633259]

>>50633248
lol get fucked bobo

[Anonymous No.50633260]

Thinking of quitting my job for mental health. I know it sounds really pussy, but I can’t take the 70+ hour weeks and constant meetings and knot in my stomach. It’s like working in a minefield. Something always comes up last minute. I have about $150,000 saved outside of my retirement accounts and don’t have any financial obligations since I live with my parents. I’m thinking of leaving and going back to school, but I’m not good at anything really. Really sucks.

[Anonymous No.50633270]

>>50633229
>Fed even more incompetent than under Burns
>Biden even more of a cuck than Carter and also senile
>Leftism even more retarded than in the 70s

[Anonymous No.50633278]

>>50633136
>New
Millennials have been the punching bag for gen x ever since we were born, we literally crawled out of the womb and they started bitching we were lazy despite them being the ones raising us.

[Anonymous No.50633279]

>>50633242
Unlikely. Catalysts (emergency declarations, sales, non-gay cases) are stochastic and right now SIGA bears a strong stink of reddit. That needs to be shaken off before a healthy bull run resumes.

[Anonymous No.50633280]

>>50633260
Quit and enjoy life retard

[Anonymous No.50633284]

>>50633184

Based

I am a millenial and I hate millenials

[Anonymous No.50633288]

GODDAMMIT DONT DO THIS TO ME JPOW DONT DO THIS OIL STOP PUMPING STOP DUMPING TECH

[Anonymous No.50633289]

>>50633260
instead, do what peter gibbons did and just fuck off while still getting paid

[Anonymous No.50633295]

Yep, they're done with their speeches, so now PPT can take an early weekend.

[Anonymous No.50633297]

>>50633260
https://www.amazon.com/Looking-Your-Self-Wrong-Places/dp/0692164413

[Anonymous No.50633299]

>>50633260
How's your burp game?

[Anonymous No.50633301]

>>50633260
Just quit dude. work to live not live to work and all that tree hugging shit. As long as you have a financial safety net do whatever the fuck you want.

[Anonymous No.50633304]

>>50633257
I am indeed a bear

[Anonymous No.50633306]

>>50633169
doing good not amazing, no leverage. Long on commodities, oil, miners and some defensive stocks, with some dry powder just in case.

[Anonymous No.50633307]

alright guys im done for the week. flying out to the carribean this afternoon for lunch. see you on monday.

[Anonymous No.50633310]

>>50633235
depends
you got any obscure, arcane memes?

[Anonymous No.50633312]

>>50633260
>$150,000 saved

Wow, that's like almost enough for 2 new cars - I'm sure you feel pretty secure right now lol

Alright fellas send me some OIL tickers to jump into, wish I got on 3 weeks ago but better late than never. Oil is heading back to $150 and higher in the winter guaranteed.

I'm in GUSH at $155, what else?

[Anonymous No.50633313]

>>50633260
ask for some time off first

[Anonymous No.50633316]

>>50633248
I'd suck someone's dick just to get back to Monday's prices

[Anonymous No.50633317]

>>50633260
>70+ hours a week
Yeah fuck that. That's not working to live, that's living to work. That being said, I'm still obligated to call you a faggot for mentioning mental health. If you aren't schizo you aren't trying.

[Anonymous No.50633318]

>>50633250
can we still get in?

[Anonymous No.50633319]

>>50633278
See heres the self obsessed bitching and moaning. Youre 35 retard and your balming your parents.

[Anonymous No.50633331]

>CNBC interview
>Intel CEO: this is the bottom

[Anonymous No.50633342]

Hello

Please stop redeeming SOXL. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.50633343]

>They sold commodities in June

[Anonymous No.50633345]

GAYSEX
A
Y
S
E
X

[Anonymous No.50633349]

>>50633260
Doesn't sound pussy to me, sounds like you're a functional minded human being that has had enough. Sorry you're struggling anon, please take a break if you need one.

[Anonymous No.50633350]

so close to selling my tqqq stack. this could turn ugly real fast. there is no mumu hopium anywhere either.

[Anonymous No.50633361]

>>50633310
No, but I do have a humble collection of red wojaks that are coming in handy.

[Anonymous No.50633371]

My stock of choice is crabbing

[Anonymous No.50633372]

>>50633318
I genuinely don't know. Everything would suggest that there will be another Jewish dump at some point as it's going fucking parabolic as we speak. They have their hands in a lot of stuff like an ebola cure, covid and mpox vaccine, Marburg, etc. This thing has a lot of room to run.

[Anonymous No.50633382]

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN BEGINS

[Anonymous No.50633391]

fucks sake biden sign the bill, SOXL will keep crabbing until you do

[Anonymous No.50633396]

>>50633288
oil keeps pumping
thank you for financing my permanent holiday in Thailand

[Anonymous No.50633397]

>>50633307
Have fun bro

[Anonymous No.50633398]

>>50633312
What's your YTD return?

[Anonymous No.50633401]

SOXL IS RED YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50633403]

I hate Intel so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.50633405]

>>50633372
damn... I wonder if it'll outperform SIGA in the long run. thinking of selling my siga and going all in on GOVX

[Anonymous No.50633406]

WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING STRAIGHT DOWN FOR FUCKS SAKE

[Anonymous No.50633407]

This was the gayest week in the history of the stock market. If they do this again, I am going to start feeling pretty fucking disgruntled and marginalized.

[Anonymous No.50633409]

UH OH STINKY

[Anonymous No.50633416]

I THOIUGHT THE BOTTOM WAS IN

[Anonymous No.50633419]

The fuck are you guys losing so hard with?

[Anonymous No.50633424]

>>50633416
WALLAH AND JUST LIKE THAT SPY WILL NEVER BE ABOVE $410 EVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.50633428]

>>50633396

Lmao, today paid for my three month holiday in south east asia, love me oil.

[Anonymous No.50633430]

>>50633403
careful they will throttle your cpu if you type that

[Anonymous No.50633431]

>>50633419
We're just trying to trade the market under some thesis that anything whatsoever moves it other than the political needs of our faggot president.

[Anonymous No.50633432]

>>50633419
im losing my nut with your mom
she keeps swallowing it! the mad bitch!

[Anonymous No.50633434]

>>50633405
Uhh no definitely don't do that, just deposit more money and buy if you want to dip your toes in. SIGA is a guaranteed 10 bagger. Don't you dare sell a single share until it hits no less than $50. GOVX is a lot of speculation and potential for dilution considering they are seriously talking about crazy shit like a covid vaccine that would prevent mpox too kek. But I'm not selling for a penny below $7

[Anonymous No.50633442]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[Anonymous No.50633445]

>>50633250
No it punishes people like me because I bought it at the top last year and have been bagholding since. I’m just watching and laughing at this silliness now because I don’t know what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.50633447]

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA PUMP UNTIL SEPTEMBER WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.50633449]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50633450]

>>50633180
>>50633232
Correction: I was misremembering Erik Townsend's level of the continuation chart's 100 day at *$100.92*. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWPd0su2T9s&t=4570s

[Anonymous No.50633458]

BREAKING

BIDEN PUKES ON CHIPS BILL DOCUMENT, SIGNING PROCESS DELAYED TILL LATE AUGUST

[Anonymous No.50633461]

Every single time I size up on any fucking trade it fails.
Every single fucking god damn fucking time.

[Anonymous No.50633463]

>>50633432
Uh I have two moms.

[Anonymous No.50633472]

Today I got my trading account to 150% of my initial investment! it’s only $600 but it’s a big milestone for me :)

[Anonymous No.50633479]

>>50633472
Congrats anon

[Anonymous No.50633480]

>>50633461
git gud my friend its the only way

[Anonymous No.50633481]

It's not like I'm sitting here revenge trading. I'm not trying to win my losses back. I'm using larger position whenever it seems to make sense, and EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME that's the FUCKING TIME it doesn't FUCKING WORK

[Anonymous No.50633484]

>>50633463
>he actually has two dads for parents

such is life as a bull dyke, i guess

[Anonymous No.50633486]

>>50633472
congrats anon! any gain is a good gain

[Anonymous No.50633488]

>>50633431
>fund managers had piles of cash
>giant retail company crushes earnings
>NOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE THREE UP DAYS IN A ROW

[Anonymous No.50633490]

ok just calm down a cup and handle is forming.

[Anonymous No.50633496]

siga pump.. when?

[Anonymous No.50633499]

>>50633278
I’m a millennial raised by boomers. Sometimes I think this is part of why I don’t fit in with my peers. Oh well, I will have a fantastic inheritance at a relatively young age

[Anonymous No.50633501]

should i buyback on oil

[Anonymous No.50633502]

>>50633488
And what will you say now, you stupid faggot? Go ahead tell me the fundamentals that lead to third day being canceled now that it's so obvious you stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.50633507]

>>50633496
>>50633279

[Anonymous No.50633508]

HOLY FUCK NO NOT IN THE 80s. FUCK FUCK FUCK IM LOSING IT ALL

[Anonymous No.50633510]

luv me oil
simple as
folks need oil for their goods and services
no oil company ever tried turning my kid into a tranny or a poofter
just making money
that's how a company should be

[Anonymous No.50633511]

>>50633490
handle up mumu's ass you mean

[Anonymous No.50633516]

>>50633486
>>50633479
Thanks bros !!

[Anonymous No.50633515]

our time is near, bobo's

[Anonymous No.50633518]

Am i going crazy or am I detecting resistance around 4100 for SPY? Time to get out??

[Anonymous No.50633517]

buddy, look at apple computer

[Anonymous No.50633521]

[Anonymous No.50633526]

I SOLD THE BOTTOM ON OIL. FUCK ME

[Anonymous No.50633531]

WHAT. IS. GOING. ON.

[Anonymous No.50633534]

>>50633136
>new

[Anonymous No.50633541]

>>50633472
congrats buddy, to be positive at all right now makes you a success in my eyes

[Anonymous No.50633551]

IT WAS AN EXIT PUMP THE ENTIRE TIME

[Anonymous No.50633552]

>>50633445
Well at the very least this could be your opportunity to get out. I think there is huge upside in the near future. Last year it was semiconductors that went fucking crazy, this is the year of meme viruses pumping every bioshit company into the stratosphere

[Anonymous No.50633556]

>recession priced in
>let's not mention how the fed pivot JUST GOT DONE being priced in JUST NOW
>mumu has no idea what's being priced in now

lol. lmao, even.

[Anonymous No.50633557]

FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING CHRIST IS JUST SOLD FUCKING COCKSUCKING NIGGERFAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.50633566]

>The bottom is in

[Anonymous No.50633567]

Haha XD we get the snakes to eat the pigeons XDDD

[Anonymous No.50633568]

THIS IS A FUCKIGN DISASTER

[Anonymous No.50633571]

Hello fellow oil barons. Our patience is once again being rewarded, FEELS GOOD. Recession has been cancelled so oil is free to reach new soaring heights :)

[Anonymous No.50633578]

>>50633458
already priced in honey

[Anonymous No.50633579]

STINKY!!!

[Anonymous No.50633581]

>>50633541
I appreciate the kind words :D

[Anonymous No.50633582]

>>50633556
>lol. lmao even!

I'm tired of this bot response. Quit being programmed, you homo.

[Anonymous No.50633585]

i just /made it/
THANK YOU XOM
god i love oil

[Anonymous No.50633588]

bear market rally priced in

[Anonymous No.50633592]

>>50633571
>recession
>canceled
>this is why oil is going up

lol, lmao. you have no idea what is to come. this will be worse than 1929.

[Anonymous No.50633596]

im fucking pissed. could have made a little money instead i lost a lot.

[Anonymous No.50633600]

>Apple gappel

[Anonymous No.50633602]

I hope this dump continues and that all of your fucking ~bobos~ or whatever who have been gloating your asses off as part of a demotivational psy-op can go FUCKING DIE.
GO STARVE TO DEATH FAGGOTS. GET POOR.

[Anonymous No.50633603]

soxl sissies...

[Anonymous No.50633604]

> t. all in on SQQQ and UVXY

[Anonymous No.50633613]

>>50633588
amzn up 15% in one day - priced in

[Anonymous No.50633615]

RAD is pumping. Buyout is coming

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.50633618]

Sold my 140k worth of UVXY calls at a 50% loss because I realized I might actually make money

[Anonymous No.50633620]

I'm watching Mr Hollands Opus. Ask me for financial advice

[Anonymous No.50633631]

fucking nigger market

[Anonymous No.50633638]

What's everyone freaking out about? Nasdaq and S&P are still up 50 points

[Anonymous No.50633641]

>>50633620
>Mr Hollands Opus
Isn't that just Stand and Deliver with music?

[Anonymous No.50633642]

>>50633631
please, sir, cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.50633643]

I consider my portfolio high risk and I'm only down 0.4% right now. what are you guys in that you got dumped on?

[Anonymous No.50633651]

>>50633141
>govx
yes thank you to the kind anon who recommended that to me. i bought like 30 shares. it's one of my first stock purchases and i'm very happy about it.

[Anonymous No.50633652]

Sold TQQQ at the top today, i guess it was a good day

[Anonymous No.50633661]

Finally

[Anonymous No.50633666]

whats your fursona name anon? what kind of animal are you?

[Anonymous No.50633671]

>>50633641
Dunno. Ive only seen it once back in 95 when it first came out. I remember it being good though

[Anonymous No.50633672]

Inflation is... le peaked!

[Anonymous No.50633674]

>>50633661
Congrats, anon

[Anonymous No.50633678]

I just wanna see some bank get liquidated and cause the shit and piss to drop 700 points on a single candle, is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.50633682]

>>50633666
pooper, i'm a wolf puppy (of wall street)

[Anonymous No.50633684]

>>50633556
>>mumu has no idea what's being priced in now
not knowing what's still left to be priced in has already been priced in. cope harder bobo

[Anonymous No.50633691]

>>50633671
I saw Jurassic Park in theaters.

[Anonymous No.50633692]

>>50633666
I like to think I'm a wolf, call me Wolfie :)

[Anonymous No.50633695]

>>50633678
If this happens to any bank, it's gonna be SOFI.

[Anonymous No.50633706]

i really should just not trade at all. im already up a bunch this year. im just gonna lose it all trying to keep trading.

[Anonymous No.50633708]

>>50633604
just tripled down on VIX long calls. THEY WILL PRINT

[Anonymous No.50633720]

Why are leveraged ETFs suddenly being referred to as "geared funds"? I've never heard this term until very recently. What jewish tricks are they playing with the financial overton window doing this?

[Anonymous No.50633721]

>>50633692
>92
KWAB

[Anonymous No.50633723]

....is GOVX a good investment?

[Anonymous No.50633725]

>>50633678
Not possible. They have computers hooked to the banks with infinity liquidity

[Anonymous No.50633728]

>>50633618
THANK YOU. I'M STILL HOLDING $13K OF VIX 8/17s at 26 & 8/24 at 25. BALLS OF STEEL. THE TA IS RIGHT CHUDS! VIXCHADS ASSEMBLE

[Anonymous No.50633735]

>>50633721
Haha yeah awooooo

[Anonymous No.50633737]

>>50633472
Very nice friend, congrats.

[Anonymous No.50633744]

C-china bros whats happening

[Anonymous No.50633745]

>>50633171
Oil bros... YEAH I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK

[Anonymous No.50633747]

true SIGA dump is starting I hope, time for SOXL to pick up the pace (biden wake the fuck up)

[Anonymous No.50633751]

>>50633691
I saw Tim Burtons nightmare before Christmas in theaters with my grandmother and I started barfing and then the entire theater started throwing up and everyone left. Have never seen it since.

[Anonymous No.50633757]

The government is just going to gaslight us and say we’re not in a recession?

[Anonymous No.50633759]

>>50633692
>What's wrong with Wolfie?

[Anonymous No.50633762]

SIGA DOUBLE TOP

[Anonymous No.50633763]

>>50633720
I think we all know. I've also heard that in Britspeak before though.

[Anonymous No.50633766]

I will never buy another Intel processor for as long as I live.

[Anonymous No.50633769]

>>50633723
it will be once the poz becomes airborne

[Anonymous No.50633772]

>>50633725
are lehman moments not possible anymore?

[Anonymous No.50633780]

>>50633751
Probably for the best. Musicals are the big gay.

[Anonymous No.50633786]

>>50633759
WOLFIE'S FINE HONEY

[Anonymous No.50633789]

>>50633759

[Anonymous No.50633798]

>>50633757
They already did.
>Biden shuffles on to the stage confused and squinting
>approaches the microphone
>the recession is cancelled
>refuses to elaborate
>does a 360 and walks away.

[Anonymous No.50633801]

USAC isn't going down... We got fucking scammed bros... It's LITERALLY impossible for it to drop in 2 weeks...

[Anonymous No.50633804]

>>50633772
Correct. And I quote ‘they never removed the structures built after 2008 collapse’ from a fed insider

[Anonymous No.50633810]

I'm still holding high five figures of SQQQ from June. Am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.50633809]

>>50633789
Kek

[Anonymous No.50633811]

>>50633780
I like Sweeny Todd

[Anonymous No.50633812]

>>50633772
100x leverage firms get bill hwang'd

[Anonymous No.50633814]

>>50633789
You made this old man literally lol.

[Anonymous No.50633818]

>>50633786
You're foster parents are dead.

[Anonymous No.50633830]

WILL SPY TAKE 410??? WILL IT BOUNCE OFF OF RESISTANCE??
TELL ME, MY FOLIO DEPENDS ON THIS

[Anonymous No.50633833]

>>50633811
Bro...

[Anonymous No.50633843]

>>50633691
i hate theaters. Knowing that I can spend $20 and watch it whenever I want at home with my own popcorn and soundbar on my comfy couch is the most based feeling

[Anonymous No.50633846]

>>50633728
lol you poor bastard

[Anonymous No.50633848]

when my funds settle im just going to make the most rash and quick purchase i can. wont sit around thinking about the price or how fast its changing or anything.

[Anonymous No.50633851]

Ok SOCKSEL bros, we're back.

[Anonymous No.50633860]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand just like that Bobo god hooked again. Let's go! We bussin straight to all time highs :D

[Anonymous No.50633862]

I'm not scaling my size back until I get at least ONE SINGLE FUCKING TRADE THAT WORKS

[Anonymous No.50633865]

aaaaaaand we're back

[Anonymous No.50633867]

Bullish (but let it dip some more first)

[Anonymous No.50633872]

>i sell
>market pumps again
i fell for max pain again.

[Anonymous No.50633877]

I waited all week not to fomo into SIGA just to do it yesterday at the peak. feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.50633876]

>>50633720
gears reduce workload in a pulley system retard

[Anonymous No.50633878]

>>50633848
Yeah don't do that bro, revenge trading never works well. Just throw it into an index fund and call it a day.

[Anonymous No.50633886]

>>50633846
hahaha, i mean worst comes to worst Im already up $50k this week on my passive Jew boomer managed account. I just bobo part time in this clown world. Decided to hold my dick and take some risk this week. I guess the jboys would rather give me $50k in long gains but let the CBOE take my options. It's all gravy either way. None of this is even real.

[Anonymous No.50633888]

>>50633843
Home theaters are really good these days, but I still think there's merit to a full theater experience. That being said, modern movies are trash and certain Americans ruin the experience as a whole. So fuck it, crab legs at home it is.

[Anonymous No.50633891]

>>50633708
Wgmi. Fuck these idiot FOMOers

[Anonymous No.50633892]

>>50633877
SIGA was due for at least a little pullback before it legs up again. I wouldn't lose sleep over it

[Anonymous No.50633898]

>>50633798
>360 and walks away
That would be 180

[Anonymous No.50633903]

I AM LITERALLY CONFRONTING THE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW AND I WILL FUCKING DIE TODAY BEFORE I STOP TRADING AT THE SIZE I'M TRADING UNTIL I PROVE THAT IT'S THE UNIVERSE THAT'S A FUCKING GAY FAGGOT AND IT IS IN FACT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO HAVE A WINNING TRADE AFTER INCREASING STACK SIZE
WE'RE DOING IT HERE AND NOW
I WILL GET CHOPPED UP BY THIS MARKET UNTIL I AM BANKRUPT AND HUFFING AN EXHAUST PIPE OR I WILL GET A SINGLE FUCKING GOOD TRADE OUT A SLIGHTLY LARGER POSITION SIZE THAN THE ONE I'VE BEEN TRADING WITH

[Anonymous No.50633915]

>>50633888
That's absolutely merit to it, I couldn't imagine watching Top Gun Maverick at home.

[Anonymous No.50633917]

>>50633898
that's the joke

[Anonymous No.50633931]

are Stochastic rsi + vwap any good as indicators?

[Anonymous No.50633932]

>>50633898
Newfag

[Anonymous No.50633939]

>>50633915
>Top Gun Maverick
I can't believe they let that manlet fly Hornets.

[Anonymous No.50633946]

>>50633872
Very cool and totally not a fake and gay market at all.

[Anonymous No.50633948]

>>50633931

[Anonymous No.50633950]

>>50633903

[Anonymous No.50633959]

>>50633939
Lol, he's definitely dedicated to his profession

[Anonymous No.50633969]

>>50633888
Now that you mention it, I did see "They Will not grow old" at some meme theater where they bring you food and the seats are nice. I suppose if you're an aristocrat and you want to eat a tomahawk steak with a few bloody mary's while watching the avengers it could be enjoyable.

During 2020/2021, HBO released all of their content directly on HBO Max since the theaters were closed, so for $15/month, you got the movie theater experience at home (in addition to the Sopranos).

[Anonymous No.50633978]

SIGA sissies, we're fucked :(

[Anonymous No.50633990]

>>50633978
Zoom out

[Anonymous No.50633992]

>>50633969
Watching the sopranos right now. Don't know how a let a show this based fly under my radar for so long.

[Anonymous No.50633994]

SIGA TO 18
SOXL TO 20
NAO

[Anonymous No.50633997]

>>50633959
Also shocked they didn't have any arrestor cable (((accidents))). That Scientology armor is bulletproof.

[Anonymous No.50633998]

>>50633978
It literally doubled in a fucking month, you fags need to calm down.

[Anonymous No.50634005]

>>50633978
I waited to so long not to FOMO and I fucking didnt- feels bad.

[Anonymous No.50634024]

>>50633992
Obligatory "Watch Rome, Mad Men, and The Wire afterwards"

[Anonymous No.50634032]

alright i just finished masturbating. now the market can start moving in my preferred direction (which is a secret)

[Anonymous No.50634050]

>>50634024
Already seen mad men, 10/10 show. Was planning on watching the wire after, will add rome to the list.

[Anonymous No.50634059]

>>50633969
>so for $15/month, you got the movie theater experience at home
there are other ways, friend

[Anonymous No.50634062]

God damn, look at the volume on GOVX

[Anonymous No.50634065]

inctels are doing lil something.

[Anonymous No.50634073]

Decent day for TUSK

[Anonymous No.50634074]

>>50634024
Don't forget breaking bad

[Anonymous No.50634077]

>>50633992
>And where are the romans now?
>your lookin at em asshole!

[Anonymous No.50634079]

>>50634059
Piracy is theft and I have forwarded your post to the authorities.

[Anonymous No.50634098]

>>50634074
That’s not hbo my man.

[Anonymous No.50634125]

I laughed at this guy, turns out I was the stupid one...

[Anonymous No.50634131]

INTC $38 EOD

[Anonymous No.50634138]

>>50634098
True detective season 1 is great but it's very dark and quite disturbing at times

[Anonymous No.50634142]

>>50634125
they'll all be bankrupt in less than a year so who cares?

[Anonymous No.50634143]

>>50634125
words and numbers arent real

[Anonymous No.50634148]

Is this a double bottom or double top ?

[Anonymous No.50634147]

>>50633472
You are doing well. Keep up the good gains!

[Anonymous No.50634159]

LET'S GO *clap clap* MARKET *clap clap*
come on everybody together
LET'S GO *clap clap* MARKET *clap clap*

[Anonymous No.50634162]

>>50634125
>+1,209.03 (350.89%) past 5 years
Wtf man

[Anonymous No.50634164]

>>50634131
imagine NOT buying at open

[Anonymous No.50634167]

>>50634138
I would add Chernobyl to the list as well. It's like six episodes but it's well made, assuming you're not a butthurt Russian.

[Anonymous No.50634187]

>>50633888
the only reason to go to the theatre is if its
a. a classy establishment (nigs spics and white trash cant afford/get turned away at the door)
b. serves drinks and food to enjoy with the show with clean space and comfortable and roomy seating
The AMC way of packing everyone in like sardines in a used grimy sardine can and kicking them out as soon as possible for the next group of deens while charging 20 bucks for a ticket and another 20 or more for 5 oz of popcorn to watch trannies jews and nigs talk down to you on a big screen needs to die

[Anonymous No.50634193]

>>50634079
Ummm hello, FBI? Yeah this guy tried to download a car!
>>50634125
>what is market cap
I think we need to bring back literacy tests for voting. And this man's poor understanding of stocks simply reinforces my belief. Also I thought the talk of tesla being $200 was from bulls talking about it's price after the proposed 7:1 split?

[Anonymous No.50634199]

>>50633571
Earnings next week

[Anonymous No.50634200]

>>50634148
It’s over. Put your gains in VTI gold and 2 year treasuries and think for a while before you do anything else. I’ve seen it happen so many times. You won’t listen but at least I tried

[Anonymous No.50634201]

>>50634148
it’s called the double sigga sistas

[Anonymous No.50634208]

>>50634167
well produced but its not very accurate
>inb4 butthurt russian

[Anonymous No.50634210]

STOP FUCKING PUMPING I ALREADY SOLD DAMMIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO KMS

[Anonymous No.50634217]

check the VIX

[Anonymous No.50634218]

>>50634125
43.12B vs 902.31B
those are the mumus we compete against bobros

[Anonymous No.50634232]

>>50634167
Christ I forgot about that one. Thank god there is 1 streaming service that isn't complete trash left.

[Anonymous No.50634236]

>>50634208
Yeah ok Artyom

[Anonymous No.50634237]

>>50634218
We're winning. Seethe, chud. *stinkily farts in you're direction*

[Anonymous No.50634240]

>>50634131
>>50634164
its down 8 percent, why are you guys bullish?

[Anonymous No.50634255]

>>50634240
because it's going up, retard???

[Anonymous No.50634259]

called earnings and SIGA wrong... feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.50634275]

>>50633310
lol no refunds

[Anonymous No.50634279]

So uhh, why hasn't anyone been talking about the SPY gap on the weekly at 391?

[Anonymous No.50634288]

>>50634279
If we don’t say anything the market won’t notice us.

[Anonymous No.50634294]

I FUCKING HATE SIGA SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.50634295]

>>50634232
Yeah HBO Max surprised me as well. It does have a fair share of shit but it's outnumbered by quality shows/films.

[Anonymous No.50634297]

>>50634240
Buy when it goes down
Sell when it goes up
Don't be a dog chasing cars nigger

[Anonymous No.50634309]

Felt good buying the generational bottom of INTC at open

[Anonymous No.50634315]

>>50634279
that's secretly what i need to have happen monday! oh shoot i just told my secret!

[Anonymous No.50634321]

Hol up so RSI on SIGA hit 75 and you doubleniggers didn't sell?

[Anonymous No.50634329]

I am in a mexican tier clinic room. Pretty sure all the equipment is from when he first got his license and the man is 80

[Anonymous No.50634333]

>>50634240
see >>50629802

[Anonymous No.50634345]

>>50634309
I only bought 5 shares at $35.59
Will it ever return for me?

[Anonymous No.50634354]

posting to reach bump limit faster so we can get a new thread so i can post something interesting and get (You)s.
i am cancer.

[Anonymous No.50634355]

Well thats it, Im roping. I bought todays top after sitting out the whole pump, and now Im in the red, its been nice talking to you losers

[Anonymous No.50634356]

10y is in free fall while the 6m and 1y are still rising

[Anonymous No.50634362]

>>50634345
Yeah just wait for a reverse split and you'll be rich :)

[Anonymous No.50634364]

>>50633167
There is nothing to be done.

[Anonymous No.50634381]

>>50634321
these are the people deleting constructive criticism on reddit and gaslighting on twitter KEK

[Anonymous No.50634384]

>>50634321
what is RSI?

[Anonymous No.50634391]

>>50634356
i don't know what those words mean but that sounds bullish af no cap fr

[Anonymous No.50634392]

>>50634356
Bonds are the true clowns

[Anonymous No.50634393]

>>50634329
Reminds me of when I went to a shitty minute clinic while on a trip because my ears never popped from the plane, my hearing was muffled and it was starting to hurt. The “doctor” stuck some kind of instrument in my ear and said he found something he didn’t recognize “in there” and just poked at it. I went to a real doctor months later who told me the exact problem in a minute

[Anonymous No.50634395]

>>50634321
I'm never selling

[Anonymous No.50634402]

>>50634384
Rating of Stock Intelligence.

[Anonymous No.50634413]

>>50634384
Rate of (in this case) SIGA Infection - i.e. the number of other traders a SIGA holder tells about their positions. 75 is a very high value.

[Anonymous No.50634414]

>>50633288
We warned you repeatedly that this is a commodity bull and tech garbage is going to zero.

[Anonymous No.50634416]

>>50634321
Lmao ugly bitch hee hawin mf

[Anonymous No.50634417]

>>50633167
>>50634364
he's right. i'm late gen-x. the nihilism my generation has nutured to maturity, the kind you see elon put on display, is appropriate for millenials to inherit. being whiny and entitled comes from boomers. gen x is just permanently angry.

[Anonymous No.50634422]

Today is the reversal. You melt-up-mumus got too cocky and now the eternal jew is going to dump their holdings for your shekels.
The only things worth holding next week will be SIGA and GOVX.

[Anonymous No.50634425]

>>50634384
Retard's Sexual Interest

[Anonymous No.50634431]

Amazon bros we won

[Anonymous No.50634435]

>>50634422
my 43 shares of GOCX will make me rich

[Anonymous No.50634437]

>>50634384
Rectal Surgery Imminence (Index).
When it goes too high ya gonna get raped.

[Anonymous No.50634438]

>>50634431
Anime needs to be banned.

[Anonymous No.50634451]

>>50634413
and that is a sell signal? wouldn't it be bullish if traders tell other traders about their investment?

[Anonymous No.50634452]

>>50634414
thistimeisdifferentjpowsaidso.jpg
i bought 10 in VIX calls

[Anonymous No.50634464]

>>50634451
Hype usually peaks at the market top. Notice how SIGA's RSI is dropping? That's what that means.

No one wants to boast about their losses on a falling knife stock.

[Anonymous No.50634468]

>>50634425
>>50634437
nice!

[Anonymous No.50634469]

>>50634451
it means the insiders and early retail traders are finding bag holders while they lock in gains

[Anonymous No.50634479]

SIGA YOU CAN STOP DUMPING RIGHT NOW OK

[Anonymous No.50634488]

>>50634468
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rsi.asp
If you didn't google it already

[Anonymous No.50634491]

>>50634452
i tripled down on VIX today, been holding since monday. What are your stikes and exp dates?
>50 contracts 8/17 @ 26.00
>25 contracts 8/24 @ 25.00

[Anonymous No.50634501]

>>50634479
hold on it needs to get me in at 18 before it can pump

[Anonymous No.50634502]

>>50634479
WRONG
THE BEAST SHALL DIP MOAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

[Anonymous No.50634505]

>>50634479
WTF IS GOING ON YOU FUCKIN SIGGERS? WHY AREN'T WE @ 30 YET?

[Anonymous No.50634520]

>>50634505
need more piss orgies.

[Anonymous No.50634523]

>>50634384
Real Stinky Indicator
Lets you know when things are uhoh stinky status

[Anonymous No.50634526]

>>50634501
>>50634502
>>50634505
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I DOUBLED DOWN YESTERDAY BEFORE MARKET CLORSE

[Anonymous No.50634531]

>>50634524
>>50634524
>>50634524
>>50634524
fresh

[Anonymous No.50634537]

It’s hard not to pull the trigger on Intel and comcast right now.

[Anonymous No.50634542]

>>50634491
22 strike for 8/17. also short vert spread on MSFT for 9/16 at 295/300

[Anonymous No.50634548]

>>50634537
Just put them out of their misery

[Anonymous No.50634622]

>>50634526
you and me both