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If I win the Mega Millions tomorrow, does that make me safe from the recession?

>> No.50625319

>>50625297

Priced in

>> No.50625333

>>50625297
No because you're a high time preference nigger who is doomed no matter what.

>> No.50625354

>>50625297
I would take the money and buy a bunch of mechanical watches. I don't even like mechanical watches, but I know they appreciate like fuck.

>> No.50625378

>>50625297
No the lottery is a scam you end up owing more to the IRS than you won. You actually LOSE money. It’s well documented. If you win this 1.02 billion lottery you’ll owe about 1.5 after taxes. Look it up.

>> No.50625399

>>50625378
Bullshit. Give a link at least. You'd pay 33 percent Federal and whatever the State govt. wanted so roughly 40 percent. The reason people end up owing tax money is because they don't pay at all and the fines add up. Same thing happens to nigger rappers. Huh starting to note similarities...

>> No.50625561

>>50625378
You'll end up owing about 50-60% in taxes and such, but the rest is yours to keep.

>> No.50625605

>>50625378
so true, my friend won a billion dollar lottery and now owes 2 billion in taxes for winning

>> No.50625638
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50625638

I have 2 tickets and I actually don’t really want to win, since an unimaginable hassle will follow, which is precisely why I will win

>> No.50625695

>>50625638
Winning would be nice, if only to escape having to watch these fucking crypto charts.

>> No.50625709

>>50625297
Sure whatever.

>> No.50625717

>>50625297
Recession talk is to scare retail to sell the bottom

>> No.50625725

>>50625638
No, I will win, and you won't.

>> No.50625728

>>50625561
>You'll end up owing about 50-60% in taxes
Being alive is such a fucking suckers game.
Imagine winning a candy bar but you have to cut up half and give it to some kid who's just gonna immediately throw it in the trash.

>> No.50625759

>>50625728
And then every time you take a bite of the candy bar, you need to spit 10% of it out just to appease that same kid, and at the end of the year, tell that kid how many candy bars you ate, just in case you owe him more candy.

I fucking hate this country and it's tax system, but if I got 50% of a billion dollars on a 2$ ticket, I could only complain so much.

>> No.50625763

Imagine if they all win, and all get like 1 dollar.

It's objectively mathematically possible.

>> No.50625774

>>50625605
It’s sick

>> No.50625775

By the way: I know the marketing team of Mega Millions is spamming the board. I looked up this shit on google news. Literally nobody talks about it outside the board so it's obviously shilled here by pros.

>> No.50626132

I hope y’all make it

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50626809

>>50626132
thanks fren

>> No.50627517

If I win a billion, I'm immediately spending 10% of my winnings on anti-gambling lobbying and legislation.
I got mine, and I'm pulling the ladder up behind me.

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50627758

>>50625297
>win megamillions tomorrow
>buy 150,000,000 LINK
>financial future secured

>> No.50627865

>>50625297
It's absolutely unbelievable that you americans have to pay tax on lottery winnings, why the hell is that?

>> No.50627878

>>50627865
All countries do it you stupid fuck, unless they are irreparable shitholes. If anything: americans have some of the lowest tax levels around.

>> No.50627899

>>50627865
I hope I win hundreds of millions of dollars tomorrow so my government takes a bunch from me and sends it to Ukraine.

>> No.50627902

>>50627865
This x1000

>Land of free, but goy better pay your taxes on the cattle lottery
Lottery is an invention of the bourgeois to soothe the peasants, and you retards even accomplish to turn that into a kike scam

>>50627878
No european country taxes gambling winnings retard lmao

>> No.50627915 [DELETED] 

>>50627878
> No european country taxes gambling winnings retard lmao
you're stupid, everyone does.

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50627925

imagine matching 6 numbers and only getting $10,000

HAHAHAHA

>> No.50627926

>>50627902
> No european country taxes gambling winnings retard lmao
you're stupid, everyone does.

>> No.50627938

>>50627925
That’s 5 numbers dumbass. Match 6 you win the jackpot.

>> No.50628029

>>50627517
Hahahaahahahahahah based

>> No.50628044

>>50627758
that will pump the price before the end of the purchase, and you'll get it expensive yourself, and then desperate bagholders will dump on you and lose you money.

>> No.50628319

>>50628044
you just need to spread it out over exchanges and not do it in an instant but like spread it out over 2 hours