"make coffee at home" is literally not a meme

[Anonymous No.50624274]

>be me
>buy travel mug
$15
>buy big bag of whatever coffee I want
$20
>me and gf drink coffee every morning
>bag lasts a bit over a month
>buy whatever toppings and additives I want
$40/month
>learn how to make sick coffee drinks
>can add triple extra whipcream if I feel like it
>no need to wait in line/drive thru
TOTAL: $735/year let's round it up to $800 why not

meanwhile NPCs:
>spend on average of $7 per order at starbucks
$200/month
>made by some retard who probably drooled in it
>have to wait in line
>basically no choices
>all the toppings taste a little oily
>can't pop a squirt of whip cream on your way to the fridge\
assuming they get it at least once a day
TOTAL: $2500 /year

In reality most braindead NPCs probably spend at least $10(total $3600) and upwards to at least $14 in places like NY and California(total: $5000)

Best case thats an extra $1700/year I am saving. Thats about a month rent or 1 ETH. I save huge and I get a better coffee.

-- Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50624293]

>>50624274
>Drink coffee at work
>$0

[Anonymous No.50624300]

>TOTAL: $735/year
thats way too much youre spending 3% of an average salary on your dumb little morning drink. just take a caffeine pill

[Anonymous No.50624310]

>>50624274
>drinking coffee
ok consoomer
my TOTAL: $0
fuck you

[Anonymous No.50624312]

>>50624274
drink water like an uncut king.

[Anonymous No.50624313]

>>50624274
>toppings and additives

[Anonymous No.50624358]

>>50624274
>$20

Writing from a few years into the future, I see.

[Anonymous No.50624365]

I mean I agree with you and am a semi regular caffeine consoomer but spending $735 annually on coffee products is nothing to be proud of

[Anonymous No.50624419]

This is actually useful. Thanks. How much is a decent coffee machine though?

[Anonymous No.50624431]

>>50624313
yeah like caramel shots or whatever you want. I like vanilla ice cream and then when I get to 30% of coffee I blast it with whip cream and make like a runny pudding type thing and eat it with my spoon.

sometimes I also put cereal at end if I am hungry and then go make another cup of coffee with the leftovers of whipcream/cereal as flavouring.

It is the best man, there is no hipster barista dyke zoom zoomer that can make it like I do. Doesn't matter how long her beard or wide her ear holes are.

[Anonymous No.50624496]

>>50624274
Coffee makes you gay.
Just buy a 1kg bag of anhydrous caffeine powder on eBay.

[Anonymous No.50624507]

>>50624365
That's $2 a day my friend. I could probably cut it down to $1/day if I just did normal cream+sugar but I don't care.

[Anonymous No.50624510]

>>50624431
>caramel
Stopped reading right there.
I buy roasted grinded beans or grind fresh
roasted ones when it's from Switzerland.
Drink only black sugarless hot coffee with nothing.
Around 200 grams per week, so like 10Kg per year.
And price is real cheap, except for Swiss one that is a bit more expensive.
Like less than 200 euros per year and I am always drugged up when I want it.
Even lost weight and gained muscle.

[Anonymous No.50624529]

>>50624274
Just drink orange juice bitch nigga

[Anonymous No.50624533]

>>50624510
nice bait post so you could tell me how unmanly you think toppings are

[Anonymous No.50624547]

I just take caffeine pills

[Anonymous No.50624556]

>>50624274
since quitting office life my caffeine addiction totally died off. I dont drink any coffee anymore and feel more energized than ever.

[Anonymous No.50624571]

>>50624274
>not getting free coffee from keurig's located in the lobbies of offices, banks, and car shops.

[Anonymous No.50624576]

>>50624293
>work

[Anonymous No.50624758]

>>50624274
coffee is delicious and i drink 3 pots every day :)

[Anonymous No.50624769]

Amerifats CANNOT enjoy coffee as they've been bought up on nigger tier watery piss water. Enjoy your starcucks

[Anonymous No.50624789]

>>50624274
i need excuses to have human interactions

[Anonymous No.50624988]

>>50624274
i wish we had more fun threads with basic saving info like this kek

[Anonymous No.50624991]

>>50624358
Based positive LINK holder

[Anonymous No.50624995]

>>50624769
india will never be a world superpower.

[Anonymous No.50625024]

>>50624274
>zoomer thinks they are a special snowflake because they make their own coffee thread #9735
FUCK OFF >>>/ck/

[Anonymous No.50625042]

>>50624274
Kek you are the most non playing character out there. Starbucks Chad's and Stacey's spend $7 to have a coffee and socialize, similar to going to a bar drinking beer and playing pool. That's called playkng the game. You sit home and clog 4chin with shitposts talking about how you are an NPC. And nobody cares. And nothing happened in the world. While Chad probably shot his load in to Stacey and thought, what a slot, she spread her legs for. $7 latte.

[Anonymous No.50625066]

>>50624274
Post gf

[Anonymous No.50625075]

>>50624419
>How much is a decent coffee machine though?
Definitely don't cheap out and buy like a $20 one. That's what my mom did for years and hers always crapped out after about a year and half. One time it happened right before her birthday so I splurged for her and got a $100 KitchenAid one and it has lasted for 5 years at this point. Plan on spending at least $60 for something decent that will last you, it will pay off in the end if you enjoy coffee and plan on making it regularly.

[Anonymous No.50625085]

>>50624300
Kek in what shit country do u live in such that 735 is 3% of an average salary

[Anonymous No.50625089]

>>50624274
>Go back in time
>Buy a house with your no-education shitjob
Your mental gymnastics are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.50625133]

I buy 6 lbs of good tea a year at about $15 a pound, so I'll estimate an even 100 per year on hot drink

[Anonymous No.50625168]

>>50625085
I was gonna say brazilian but that would be top 1% there kek

[Anonymous No.50625185]

>>50624274
>TOTAL: $735/year
Not too bad, but witness me :

>stopped drinking the coffee jew
>TOTAL : $0
>had to become a coocainer to get enough energy to continue living
>TOTAL : $70 every 3 days = $8500/year

Well ok it's x10 more expensive than coffee and most the money i make is wasted on this scam, but at least i'll hopefully die sooner than you and escape this clownworld matrix.

[Anonymous No.50625201]

>>50625185
It doesn't stop being an addiction because you used some shitty -oomer meme to modify it.

[Anonymous No.50625249]

>>50625201
Why are you assuming -oomering something would be an attempt at trying to hide an addiction lol?? What's the thought process behind this?

Even if i took half a kg of shrooms i'd never be able to wire things up this way because it's so fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.50625283]

>>50624274
I’m not poor and I buy whatever the fuck kind of coffee I want. What’s the point of money if not to live better a life?

[Anonymous No.50625286]

>topping
Fucking disgusting, you drink coffee black or with a tiny amount of milk

[Anonymous No.50625301]

>>50625042
Cope

[Anonymous No.50625331]

>>50624274
Just started drinking coffee daily. My community college sells a 24oz coffee for $3. Is it worth buying it there everyday or should I just learn to brew it at home?

[Anonymous No.50625342]

Can we delve further into the topic? What about water cost if your water isn't tappable, electricity to boil the water, time spent on making the coffee and cleaning the utensil, water for cleaning the utensil. Will it still end up cheaper?

[Anonymous No.50625359]

>>50624274
>not buying bulk caffeine anhydrous and paying 10 cents per 200mg dose