/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.50620019]

frog

[Anonymous No.50620040]

pig

[Anonymous No.50620044]

>>50620019
first for reee my links

[Anonymous No.50620045]

>>50620019
Nigger

[Anonymous No.50620049]

should we except soxl to hit ATH by end of year if the bottom is in?

[Anonymous No.50620063]

>>50620049
No, because SOXL follows crypto and crypto won't fully recover until the middle of next year.

[Anonymous No.50620065]

The thread images tell a great story of what happened today.

[Anonymous No.50620074]

USAC ANOOOOOOON!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50620076]

I am the SOXL shill. I have graduated.

AMZN, YOU PUSH IT.

[Anonymous No.50620077]

Can you solve the riddle?

>GME Volume 3,151,471

[Anonymous No.50620084]

>>50620045
nigger

[Anonymous No.50620086]

duck

[Anonymous No.50620089]

How hard is SIGA gonna get rugged tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50620090]

what's bobo gonna tell his grand kids about the golden bull run of 2022.

[Anonymous No.50620107]

This is not a bull market. It's a Monkey Market. Down is UP, Side is Up. Gay is Up. Everything is Up expect your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.50620108]

>>50620090
>bobos having kids
kek

[Anonymous No.50620109]

>>50620089
I hope it dumps so I can buy more

[Anonymous No.50620112]

>>50620090
a 2 hour long story about what a bull run actually is and how it wasn't one

[Anonymous No.50620121]

In the past two hours since I’ve been a bull I have made more money than in the past two weeks I was a bear.

[Anonymous No.50620134]

>>50620019
I fucked so hard on puts today. I don't know why I even did it when I was eyeing to buy calls on Sigma. fuck. Going to dump everything tomorrow at open

[Anonymous No.50620135]

>>50620090
Bobo is gay and will never have grandchildren. Bullish for siga.

[Anonymous No.50620136]

>>50620074
His mission has been completed and he's off to his next scheme.

[Anonymous No.50620141]

>>50620121
>i'm terrible at shorting
Okay,mumu

[Anonymous No.50620158]

>>50620141
Post your losses

[Anonymous No.50620163]

>vix down 6%
Yeah you know what happens on monday
The day my puts expire right?

[Anonymous No.50620166]

>>50620121
Welcome to the winning team bull bro, it's better here.

[Anonymous No.50620168]

>>50620089
Why?
Why don't you believe in SIGA? How many times do we have to show you?

[Anonymous No.50620178]

literally 5/5

should have listened to SF FIGHT ANON

>>50614478

[Anonymous No.50620180]

Hahaha, what the fuck is this faggot talking about?
Remember when he wanted to make a national Amtrak system? Man, that sure got fucked up in the timeline.

[Anonymous No.50620184]

/smg/, what youtubers should i be watching for the upcoming bullrun

[Anonymous No.50620193]

>>50620163
Lmao. Keep coping. Never once has options expiry day resulted in a dip

[Anonymous No.50620205]

>>50620184
gerogory mandingo

[Anonymous No.50620212]

That retard Powell had ONE job, be hawkish. Now the market is up 6% in two days because they are pricing in QE. Way to stop inflation “bro”. Btw CPI is at 8.8% and gas/crude/commodities have already bottomed. Literally Arthur burns 2.0

[Anonymous No.50620216]

>>50620193
See you there.mumu

[Anonymous No.50620221]

>>50620205
um no. that guy is a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.50620227]

>AMZN

[Anonymous No.50620240]

>>50620180
what the fuck dies climate have to do with inflation. I am so tired of all of this. One step away from turning into uncle Ted

[Anonymous No.50620251]

>>50620212
this
the economy is WAY too hot
and not slowing down until it gets abruptly shut down
lmao fucking jesus christ americans would rather buy iphones than dinner fucking christ just nuke us

[Anonymous No.50620269]

>>50620251
>americans would rather buy iphones than dinner
Nobody in America who buys an iphone is going without dinner.

[Anonymous No.50620272]

Is this accurate?

https://youtu.be/Hx3DhoLFO4s

[Anonymous No.50620273]

Post a Pepe which approximates your reaction to the bottom being in.

[Anonymous No.50620274]

>>50620240
dont need as much oil/gas if they force you to use alternative energy sources

[Anonymous No.50620281]

I looked up the inflation rate by country
https://tradingeconomics.com/country-list/inflation-rate
And there are a few countries that still have completely reasonable inflation. Namely Saudi Arabia, UAE, Vietnam, Honk Kong, and Oman.

Because these countries also rely less of USD as reserve, could they actually benefit from this global stagflation? I'm wondering if it could be really bullish for their currencies too, like if holding Riyal in the long term could be a good store of wealth

[Anonymous No.50620291]

>>50620273

[Anonymous No.50620292]

>>50620273

[Anonymous No.50620293]

>>50620251
>fucking christ just nuke us
You'll get your wish if the bubble doesn't pop. US and EU are going to go down in flames thanks to the monetary policy equivalent of Sodom and Gomorrah.

[Anonymous No.50620296]

>>50620273

[Anonymous No.50620300]

The meltup has begun and I'm still 50% cash.

[Anonymous No.50620303]

>>50620251
THE J-FLATION WILL CONTINUE UNTIL BEAR MORALE IMPROVES

[Anonymous No.50620311]

>>50620269
>everyone in america is rich
>there is literally not a single person that is even close to homelessness in america

[Anonymous No.50620316]

It's melting, it's finally melting up.

[Anonymous No.50620342]

>>50620251
you act like ramen and eggs aren’t less than $0.30 a piece
>MCD dollar menu
So many mobile carriers offer $0 iPhones if you sign up for a 36 month mobile plan
>T CEO says he sees more and more people not paying their phone bill
You don’t need good credit to buy food anon

[Anonymous No.50620364]

>>50620281
Sure. Just hope that Iran doesn't make a move.

Long the dong though. Vietnamese are scrappy and immune to Chinese pressure.

[Anonymous No.50620375]

>>50620342
ramen at safeway near me went from 25cents to 75cents the past 2 years

[Anonymous No.50620376]

>negative 270 percent EPS
>"b-but we beat revenue a little"
just lmao

[Anonymous No.50620383]

>>50620273
Bobo will Seethe all summer lmao

[Anonymous No.50620387]

>>50620342
mcdonalds doesn't have a dollar menu anymore lmao
>loan out phones
>don't get paid
>earnings miss

and that's super bullish ;3

[Anonymous No.50620388]

>SAN FRANCISCO, CA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY OVER MONKEEPOX

Can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.50620397]

>>50620269
living in a bubble I see

[Anonymous No.50620400]

>>50620311
Not what I said retard. Homeless people dont buy iphones in measureable amounts.

[Anonymous No.50620411]

>>50620388
this is so fucking bullish

[Anonymous No.50620410]

>>50620274
>energy sources
which alternative energy sources do not use oil

[Anonymous No.50620412]

>>50620388
SIGA IS RUNNING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.50620414]

>>50620376
dump tomorro

[Anonymous No.50620421]

How fucked are my SPY 405 puts expiring next Friday?

[Anonymous No.50620422]

>>50620400
>rich people buy iphones, one for the toilet, one for bed, one for the dinner table, one for the couch, one for each car, and one for each pocket

pockets full of iphones, much like binders full of women

[Anonymous No.50620428]

>>50620410
umm all of them thats why their called alternative retard

[Anonymous No.50620433]

>>50620375
>implying you buy singles
12 pack at Ralph’s is still less than $4

[Anonymous No.50620434]

>didn't finish acummulating the soxl generational dip
ITS FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.50620435]

>$23 AH

[Anonymous No.50620437]

>SIGA BROKE 23

[Anonymous No.50620439]

>>50620019
Fucking lol we're in a gamma squeeze to the upside this week already and it's only Thursday.

[Anonymous No.50620440]

So, uh, what exactly do I do with all of my money when I make it and retire?

[Anonymous No.50620441]

>>50620421
You’re probably alright

[Anonymous No.50620443]

>>50620428
maybe I just need to stop thinking and become a retard to make money.

[Anonymous No.50620445]

>SIGA $23

[Anonymous No.50620455]

>You guys are awful. Tttthop it, or I'm going back to red.dit and taking my gay sex with me!

[Anonymous No.50620462]

>Those folks who sold just before the San Francisco news

oof

[Anonymous No.50620467]

>>50620364
I always long the dong bb

[Anonymous No.50620468]

>>50620421
probably as fucked as mine that expires tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50620469]

Literally tried being a bobo for the first time this week. Wtf. I lost so much more money than I made all month as a bull. Can someone please guide me? Should I capitulate? I’m holding SQQQ and hoping to sell it into TQQQ

[Anonymous No.50620475]

>>50620445
>>50620435
>>50620437
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Anonymous No.50620479]

>>50620441
Dude this shit is insane. You have to be retarded and making irrational decisions to be making money in this market right now. I’m so close to losing it all

[Anonymous No.50620482]

I exited my longs on the 25th. This Bear Market Rally is over now that Earnings is done with.

[Anonymous No.50620486]

should I just sell some otm puts on apple or what at this point?

[Anonymous No.50620487]

>>50620440
Donate it to charitable causes until a regime change allows spooks to give our economy back to the greediest shitheads who have ever lived thereby wrecking your wealth harder than anyone could have ever predicted and forcing you to dig holes while bill mitchell holds a gun to your head.

[Anonymous No.50620501]

AAPL still a good buy below 170? Fucking bummed I didn’t get in at 150

[Anonymous No.50620504]

>>50620487
>Donate it
Get out.

[Anonymous No.50620506]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.50620511]

>>50620212

Oil breaking out of it's downtrend and gold is threatening to join it. DXY is heading down, not violently (yet), but steadily down. That's the market's way of calling JPow a bitch and saying he's failing to defend the dollar. Bond and dollar bulls big mad. JPow gonna have to knock the markets down more, but now or after the midterms?

Anyways, I opened SQQQ again here. VIX is at key level. Jews that run VIX Inc will surely try a fake breakdown of it to throw retail out of UVXY so still sitting on cash for that one. Either my play will be correct, or it will be time to go leveraged-long oil and gas.

[Anonymous No.50620521]

>>50620506
Cali and Jersey getting pox'd. Bullish.

[Anonymous No.50620522]

>>50620506
time to buy more amzn and aapl shares
faggots will be staying home and will need something to do since they wont have someone to do
more online order and gay app shit

[Anonymous No.50620523]

Wait so the siga faggots won?

[Anonymous No.50620526]

It is simple. I see TQQQ with a little dippy I lash at it with my tongue until there is none left. I will never ever stop betting against America. God bless TQQQ and J FUCKING POW

[Anonymous No.50620529]

>>50620504
Yep it takes a real fuckin' tard to voluntarily give money to an establishment that openly wants to marginalize him and force him into wageslavery.

[Anonymous No.50620537]

>>50620469
>Literally tried being a bobo for the first time this week. Wtf. I lost so much more money than I made all month as a bull.

bobo is about the mindset. if you aren't inherently contrarian, able to resist your urges, you are literally NGMI as a bobo

bobo = being smart and contrarian
bull = being a dumbfuck follower/slave

[Anonymous No.50620539]

SIGA is really the one isn't it? the one SMG got right... unlike GME and those plebbit faggots.

[Anonymous No.50620541]

>>50620506
Nuke it from orbit, only way to stop the spread.

[Anonymous No.50620542]

I should’ve bought those apple aug 5th calls. This market is retarded.

[Anonymous No.50620545]

>>50620440
I mostly hang out on /smg/ and keep trading to make number go up. But exercise, vacation, media consumption, all that kind of shit is 10 times easier and stress free when you don't have to worry about the cage.

[Anonymous No.50620548]

>>50620522
>faggots not going to the daily piss orgy
cmon really

[Anonymous No.50620551]

>Vito? What the fuck!?
>You've got the fucking monkey now?

[Anonymous No.50620560]

>>50620542
it's retarded
which is why im going all in on aapl puts tomorrow
that's even more retarded than the current market retardation

[Anonymous No.50620563]

>>50620551
that was a funny scene

[Anonymous No.50620582]

[Anonymous No.50620583]

>>50620212
>That retard Powell had ONE job, be hawkish
he honestly was, nobody's interpreting his language the right way because the market is currently in a state of mass psychosis where all news is interpreted as good. It doesn't matter the news or the content of it, only that there is news so it can be interpreted as a bullish catalyst. With FOMC on break next month and relatively fewer economic data drops in the pipeline over the next couple months, I honestly expect us to crater not because things will be/get any worse materially, but only because bvllfags aren't going to have enough arbitrary news releases to interpret as gigabullish as they've had last month. Not enough to fight the slow, crushing, suffocating reality of longterm economic depression/stagflation that is staring everyone in the face, and which everyone will have to eventually look at once they run out of distractions.

[Anonymous No.50620584]

>>50620560
Based. Good luck anon. I got torched on my googl puts yesterday.

[Anonymous No.50620588]

>>50620551
holy kek ahahah

[Anonymous No.50620594]

>>50620089
why would you post picrel when siga is up 25% today? false flagging new faggot

[Anonymous No.50620600]

>>50620506
they want another recession so bad HAHAHA
only that way the oil prices can drop to below 0 again

[Anonymous No.50620599]

>>50620506
Goddamn it, I thought the whole Monkey thing and all those biopharma stocks were scams.. Fuck, fuck,fuck.. To think if I'd tossed 10,000 in SIGA last friday I'd have almost 20,000 now..Fucking hell..

[Anonymous No.50620604]

lockdowns incoming
buy canned food
>and ammo

[Anonymous No.50620617]

You can think you hit it big and now you want to share wealth, but it's all just a delusion unless you have a security clearance. It can all come crashing down at any moment because the intelligentsia will just lie and deliberately make you poor.

[Anonymous No.50620620]

>>50620604
lockdowns are bullish dumbass lmao

[Anonymous No.50620627]

Roku has been jihaded too.

[Anonymous No.50620630]

>>50620212
Hikes aren't over yet

[Anonymous No.50620633]

>>50620506
>smg told me its a nothing burger
>smg told me to short 8.80
>accumulated under 10-11
you fags are always wrong hahaha

[Anonymous No.50620640]

>>50620469
As a full time futures trader who trades intraday both sides, if you want to make it you have to be ready to jump on short term trends when they start and get out quickly if you're wrong. You shouldn't be holding SQQQ overnight ever. In a market like this the time for bears lasted less than an hour this morning.

[Anonymous No.50620644]

>covid "crash" that lasts for maybe a week
>bobo shorts bottom
>market pumps
>bobos reeee at rigged fake and gay market
>fast forward 2 years
>market dips on recession FUD
>bobo shorts bottom
>market pumps
>reeeeeee
literal memory of a goldfish

[Anonymous No.50620645]

>>50617712
>Amazon will miss bigly. Apple will hit but like you said, Wallstreet sees through their accounting jewry.
>Equities are at a seven week high when we're supposed to be in a technical recession. This rally, which is about to end in a bloodbath, is simply to ensure that the last bit of value is squeezed out of the plebs and that retirement is an aberration of the 20th century. Bix nood mofuggas

WHERE ARE YOU SHOW YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.50620650]

>>50620604
>lockdowns incoming

not really. i live in the bay area.
state of emergency is a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.50620652]

There is no reason to try to decide to be charitable in a world where you don't get to make any decisions at all.

[Anonymous No.50620668]

I now trust this board entirely. What should I throw $2,000 at tmrw? Don’t say siga because I’m vulnerable right now I might actually buy it.

[Anonymous No.50620669]

>>50620644
not a bobo, but everything is going -50% for a few days

[Anonymous No.50620670]

>>50620212
>Btw CPI is at 8.8% and gas/crude/commodities have already bottomed.
None of the cpi reports captured that bottoming yet. Next one will be important to watch.

[Anonymous No.50620671]

>>50620545
We really are here forever, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.50620681]

>lockdown getting announced again
You know what's gonna happen next week i hope

[not a bot No.50620685]

sooo all this crypto shit that crashed a month or two ago. how is it doing now? i take it bitcoin is slowly rising... what about all the other shitcoins that bottomed out, do those rise back up, or are they now forever worthless??

what is going on in the nft space?

is general concensus that crypto is a scam yet, or not?

[Anonymous No.50620686]

>>50620644
Covid was an event, so what's the fucking event this time genius?

[Anonymous No.50620687]

>>50620620
never said otherwise
on the contrary, the real meltup is coming, today was just a warm up exercise

[Anonymous No.50620688]

>>50620652
Only help out those who are close to you.

[Anonymous No.50620690]

>>50620583
Doesn't help that the way he announced the hike and answered questions makes him and the Fed look like unconfident bitches who will pivot at the first sign of economic activity or headline inflation going down. Yes I know he said the opposite. But his tone especially after the last meeting and the way he avoids being specific when answering questions, screams "i got a call from jim brandon who told me to poomp the markets for midterms".

[Anonymous No.50620693]

>>50620511
>That's the market's way of calling JPow a bitch and saying he's failing to defend the dollar.
As the market gets a reliable picture of the rate-hike cycle the dollar falls against major currencies, because the dollar was used as a safe haven and now that the end of the hikes (more accurately: the only unknown action the fed will take after this will be easing) drives riskier currencies higher.
If you look at past cycles the dollar tops out before the fed actually reaches peak rates, because the market is anticipatory.

[Anonymous No.50620696]

>bull market
>bear market
>ş̷̯̊c̶͖̎̕h̴̄͌͜i̷̩̇͝z̴͍̤̓̍o̷̬͉͂̿ ̶̯͆̀m̶̳͌͌ͅa̶̝͎͒̓ȑ̷̬k̸̼͓͒e̵͎̊t̵͚̑

I think we're in a capybara market

[Anonymous No.50620698]

>>50620583
If he wanted to be taken seriously he should've whipped his dick out and raised 150bps. Inflation is 9% according to statistics and the real inflation is probably something like 20%

[Anonymous No.50620703]

>>50620583
this feels like a repeat of 08 where we crash in Q3-Q4 once reality starts setting in.

[Anonymous No.50620705]

>>50620479
Hang in there, baby
The market does what it does

[Anonymous No.50620717]

>>50620645
I'm here you fucking cocksucker. Tell me here I was wrong. They just barely hit their fake and gay revenue targets but were so far off their EPS targets they landed in your mother's pussy. This whole dog and pony show playing out in the markets is so gay and stupid it's unreal. If you're going to open your whore mouth again it better be to swallow my load you bitch nigger cunt. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.50620725]

>>50620686
It is bobo who should be asking himself that. Everything is just so bad and always on the verge of collapse according to him.

[Anonymous No.50620733]

>>50620644
>recession FUD
Yields inverted twice this year already. That ain't no p&d fud.

[Anonymous No.50620739]

>>50620685
Crypto is risk on. Its climbing as people are nibbling at tech again. QQQ at aths will pump crypto too.

[Anonymous No.50620743]

I want to compare (view on the same chart) the S&P 500 and the 10-2 year treasury yield spread. Why can I not find a website that will let me do it?

[Anonymous No.50620744]

[Anonymous No.50620750]

Time to eat the crumblys at the bottom of my Popeyes box.

[Anonymous No.50620763]

>>50620019
https://www.wsj.com/articles/amazon-amzn-q2-earnings-report-2022-11658947016

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/26/amazon-prime-membership-prices-increased-in-europe-as-inflation-bites.html

How in the fuck did AMZN jump over 10% after hours when you get shit like this being reported? Are the jews trying to do anything that they can to trick NPCs that we are not in a recession even though we already are? Fucking clowns.

[Anonymous No.50620768]

Ok assholes who dumped intc

[Anonymous No.50620773]

>>50620725
>doesn't even pretend to have a real answer
Can all of you please just go back?

[Anonymous No.50620779]

>>50620763
>Are the jews trying to do anything that they can to trick NPCs that we are not in a recession even though we already are?
Yes. That's why volume is so dismal.

[Anonymous No.50620782]

>>50620750
I’m doing it

[Anonymous No.50620781]

>>50620733
dumb kot

[Anonymous No.50620784]

>had my dump meme shitposts ready
>my monthly pay got blown up instead

[Anonymous No.50620787]

>>50620506
Is tomorrow the final day to get in?

[Anonymous No.50620789]

Does anyone have any good luck stock rituals? For me its flipping a gold coin while I watch the price movement.

[Anonymous No.50620791]

>>50620671
I mean, if you want to be. That's sort of the whole point of making it.

But I'd say, for example, the amount of "fuck it, I'll go travel" trips has 10x'd between pre and post retirement. Exercise routine's also easier to keep, Steam games and books to read are no longer an eternally growing backlog, every Sunday you can post "tick tock, wagies", there's lots of advantages.

[Anonymous No.50620814]

Is this a good buying opportunity for INTC? How can it possibly go lower after the senate paying the semiconductor bill and them slashing guidance?

[Anonymous No.50620816]

>>50620743
the y-axis scale on those are way to different, just compare them side-by-side

[Anonymous No.50620819]

>>50620703
God I hope so. KO cheapies here I come..A return to sub 50 would be sweet.. Swear to god if that happens I'll apply for margin/and or get a personal loan and bag all the shares I can afford.

[Anonymous No.50620829]

>>50620537
I’m painfully contrarian, I’m unvaxed and unemployed. I was selling covered calls on upro and I thought we would dump this week or next so I switched to covered calls on SQQQ instead. I’m not doing so badly but shit this was really bad this week. I think I’ll keep selling 30 delta calls on it for 4 weeks, and if we’re still going up by then I guess I’ll have to all in TQQQ

[Anonymous No.50620830]

>>50620787
Unironically my thinking. I'm in 40% but I'm going to rebalance all in.

[Anonymous No.50620832]

>>50620703
That didn't happen until Lehman Brothers collapsed though

[Anonymous No.50620838]

>>50620814
It's not a good opportunity for anything because the asshats in charge are blatantly increasing volatility so they're not exposed as a socialist pirate regime until after midterms.

[Anonymous No.50620842]

>>50620814
Because they said theyre not making money for 5 years while they build out the stuff the chips bill is funding. Its a garbage stock desu. No one one has any reason to buy it at this point.

[Anonymous No.50620847]

Is SIGA recession proof?

[Anonymous No.50620849]

>>50620832
when has the fed hiked rates without something breaking?

[Anonymous No.50620850]

>>50620814
They fired my incompetent Indian high school classmate and probably replaced him with someone dumber. They are fucked.
NVDA and AMD. Even fucking /v/ understands this.

[Anonymous No.50620855]

tfw getting SIGA fomo

[Anonymous No.50620860]

>>50620814
INTC is a garbage company. That's why.

[Anonymous No.50620862]

>>50620849
Fair enough

[Anonymous No.50620867]

>>50620842
Wouldn’t it be worth it to stack it for the 5 years and then they basically have free new fab plants. I mean they pay a +3% dividend to make the hold comfy

[Anonymous No.50620876]

What's today's cope, bobo?

[Anonymous No.50620878]

>>50620640
I’m trading in a Roth IRA, so I I had to hold because of good faith violation

[Anonymous No.50620891]

>>50620867
>I mean they pay a +3% dividend to make the hold comfy
They won't be paying a dividend while all their cash is tied into capex you dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.50620897]

>>50620019
Now THIS is a based OP.

[Anonymous No.50620896]

>>50620763
Something tells me subscription services are the next recession proof thingamajig.

[Anonymous No.50620915]

At this point I need a literal 9/11 for my shorts to print tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50620922]

>>50620814
they are quickly becoming the dotgov chip. would you really want a GM over a Toyota? or USPS over FedEx/UPS? ULA over SpaceX? they no longer need to compete but just exist. it would be a lot like investing in GE.

[Anonymous No.50620929]

>>50620867
>3% dividend to make the hold comfy
Check the afterhours retard. You just lost 3 years of diviies in an hour.

[Anonymous No.50620930]

>>50620891
Their dividend is extremely stable. I’m sorry you had to find out like this

[Anonymous No.50620943]

>>50620915
Wouldnt a 911 be bullish atm?

[Anonymous No.50620945]

>>50620763
The Fed pivoted dude. It doesn't matter if earnings aren't amazing we're in a bull market again.

[Anonymous No.50620946]

>>50620878
That's a fucking death sentence if you're trying to short. Stop trading in that.

[Anonymous No.50620948]

>>50620929
That means less than nothing

[Anonymous No.50620953]

>>50620814
>How can it possibly go lower

I ask myself that about Intel every quarter and it always does. I'm down thousands of dollars on them. They never fail to disappoint me.

[Anonymous No.50620959]

$4,000 to go until I break even on the year. Feeling good bros.

[Anonymous No.50620961]

>>50620930
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.50620968]

>>50620212
The only reason the Fed tightened is to let the super-rich reload their bags cheaper. The market is down enough now. Time to let inflation rip.

[Anonymous No.50620972]

>>50620829
michael burry has been in puts/shorts since 2021. he's also not seeing the results yet, so be patient. the market is retarded - bad news is good news for the idiots on wall street. i personally think it's not even humans at this point, but stupid bots doing all these trades, which is why the market makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.50620985]

the hated rally

[Anonymous No.50620988]

>>50620961
Collecting dividends and selling covered calls while the government pays for them to build fabs in America is a risk I’m willing to take

[Anonymous No.50621000]

just saying tho we all know how the bart ends

[Anonymous No.50621002]

I'm new to this (:

[Anonymous No.50621003]

Come on Jerome I want to see what happens when the Federal Funds Rate exceeds the 10-Year Treasury yield.

[Anonymous No.50621016]

>we will go up and nobody will know why
kek bobos kek

[Anonymous No.50621037]

>>50620816
>side-by-side
>same x axis
Wtf? There must be some website or program that scales one of the two so they can be compared properly

[Anonymous No.50621041]

>>50620089
Its going to Rug to 40 dollars tomorrow when king biden announces a nation wide emergency

[Anonymous No.50621057]

Buy snap now buy snap now buy snap now buy snap now

[Anonymous No.50621058]

>>50621016
It's going up because the Fed pivoted. Liquidity in the market has been going up since June. They literally just lied about QT and are doing meaningless hikes. Bears are just in disbelief that the pivot happened. It actually is insane that they are doing that at 9.1% CPI (in reality add 10% to that to get the real inflation number) but that's the government for you

[Anonymous No.50621063]

>>50620972
The market is clearly being subordinated to commie PR shit used to maintain their oppressive commie social hierarchy where retarded hipster faggots get to feel important. Everything else is an implementation detail. The solution is to never vote for a democrat under any circumstance ever.

[Anonymous No.50621068]

>>50620388
holy shit imagine having a city centered about gay sex wtf is wrong with americans
thx for the money though

[Anonymous No.50621072]

You know the bottom is in when people are questioning why we're rallying

[Anonymous No.50621073]

>>50620717
Never bet against the backbone of the internet again

[Anonymous No.50621079]

>>50620212
No, faggot, he has two jobs. He officially, literally, legally, and explicitly has TWO jobs.

[Anonymous No.50621086]

>>50621072
Cope

[Anonymous No.50621090]

>>50621072
Hey anon, drop a name or a nickname or something so I can explicitly call you out for being a know-it-all faggot next week.

[Anonymous No.50621098]

>>50621090
look at his id
he's "op" lmao

[Anonymous No.50621108]

>>50621057
>This is the only shill Spiegel could afford
Sad

[Anonymous No.50621136]

>>50621072
LMAO Bobo really thought we would go down 70% and he would slurp the bottom, it is never that easy

[Anonymous No.50621139]

AAPL not providing guidance

[Anonymous No.50621145]

Just how high can SIGA go?
>picrel

[Anonymous No.50621153]

>tfw you don’t have enough buying power for 100 shares of siga because it’s all tied up in options collateral and you can’t sell options after hours you can only buy shares

[Anonymous No.50621154]

what the fuck is happening??

[Anonymous No.50621157]

>>50621139
what?

[Anonymous No.50621158]

Just noticed silver is up 7% today.
What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.50621169]

>>50621158
Schizos are winning.

[Anonymous No.50621181]

Down a cheeky 35% on my UVXY cslls

[Anonymous No.50621186]

>>50621058
>It actually is insane that they are doing that
And the results will be beyond catastrophic. Someone yesterday or the day before said this is the corrupt elite robbing the treasury of a dying empire, and that's exactly what it is.

The overlords like Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab are buying private McIslands with private McFortresses and hiring private McMilitaries to defend them, because they know they'll get hunted down after they cause a complete global Weimar collapse.

[Anonymous No.50621187]

>>50621145
40M float. 20% days will get attention from shorts, could squeeze = bigly higher maybe

[Anonymous No.50621192]

>>50621139
AND THATS A GOOD THING

[Anonymous No.50621193]

probably a good idea to short at tmw's open eh? why would Friday pump after this after hours pump?

[Anonymous No.50621195]

>>50620814
INTC is dog shit semiconductor company
>lock step pay raises
>larger % increase based on bachelors, masters, or PhD
>attracts phd niggers who thought 5 years of no money was better than 5 years of money and industry experience
No engineering graduate WANTS to work for Intel. NVDA, NXPI, AMD, and even MU are where people want to work because the companies are more innovative, richer, and cool.

[Anonymous No.50621197]

>>50621154

[Anonymous No.50621204]

>NRGU order AH
>puts me in at -4%

[Anonymous No.50621209]

>>50621193
Yes short, just like fomc was a good short, and the day after. I'm sure this time it'll work after Amazon and Apple beat

[Anonymous No.50621211]

>>50621154
AAPL and AMZN had good earnings. Recessions are transitory. And Bobo is kill.

[Anonymous No.50621212]

>>50621139

[Anonymous No.50621214]

>>50621193
Return to normal has 5% more euphoria. Get your margin acct ready. The Higher we go, the cheaper puts get

[Anonymous No.50621215]

>>50621181
This is(was) 10% of my account

[Anonymous No.50621218]

>>50620948
Ok. Baghold intel for 20 years to break even again. Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.50621221]

>>50621186
Between this, the immigration policy, energy starvation, de-nitrogenization etc. they don't give a shit, just steal and destroy everything.

[Anonymous No.50621226]

>>50621195
i'm looking ahead to AMD earnings on Tuesday - i'm going to fkn lay down some serious dough - sick of not doing shit

[Anonymous No.50621228]

>>50620896
I don't know anon, its not the same thing as onlyfans simps paying out for nudes. Over 40% increase for europeans(and likely to happen in the USA soon too) are gonna be hurting normies for a long time.

[Anonymous No.50621232]

Is Workhorse a good pick? It looks like they can really change the world? Very cheap

[Anonymous No.50621237]

>>50621157
Given continued near term uncertainty around the world they are not providing revenue guidance

[Anonymous No.50621238]

>futures
lmao Well, rip, my puts.

[Anonymous No.50621247]

>>50621145
Can they even make that many?

[Anonymous No.50621254]

>>50621209
i didn't short fomc - it went exactly as i thought - time for a correction soon before going back up - i'm not a stupid permabear

[Anonymous No.50621260]

Any eu frens here? Need a EU broker that has all the gaysex stocks listed

[Anonymous No.50621273]

CRAMER WAS RIGHT AGAIN

BASICALLY YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID FOR NOT BUYING THE DIP

[Anonymous No.50621274]

You know what happens after a green week right?
See you monday

[Anonymous No.50621275]

>>50621214
yeah there has to be a correction soon, but the trend is up - i'm just looking for a daily trade tmw and then AMD earnings Tuesday

[Anonymous No.50621281]

>>50621274
>2 more trading sessions

[Anonymous No.50621283]

>>50621273
Wrong

[Anonymous No.50621290]

>>50621273
>MY ENTIRE ROLE IN SOCIETY IS TO GO AROUND SHITTING UP THE INTERNET AND LYING TO PEOPLE ON BEHALF OF SOCIALIST AUTOCRATS WHO ARE ABOUT 1000 TIMES AS WEALTHY AS I AM

[Anonymous No.50621301]

>>50621283
OH SHIT BUY BUY BUY. BUY AS IF YOUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT.

[Anonymous No.50621303]

>>50620948
You realize dividends are retarded. If a company can’t generate a return on cash by reinvesting in themselves, why the fuck are you invested? The only industry where dividends makes sense is energy because most of the major players are ultra established and there’s not much innovation besides lol drill more

[Anonymous No.50621304]

>>50621226
>>50621195
>>50620953
But look at how absolute shit and cheap AMD was a decade ago. I made a lot of money on AMD getting in when it was at the 5-15 dollar range, i don't want to miss that with INTC.

[Anonymous No.50621312]

>>50621211
>roughly in line with terrible estimates
>good

[Anonymous No.50621324]

>>50621260
where in eu

[Anonymous No.50621325]

>>50621226
Just stick some cash in NVDA. It WILL hit a 1T mkt cap just a matter if it’s in 1 year or 3. Brain dead 2x within 5 years enjoy.

[Anonymous No.50621326]

>>50621215
F, brother

[Anonymous No.50621328]

>>50621274
you're long as fuck i know it

[Anonymous No.50621331]

Every piece of news out should tank the market, yet we go up. What the fuck

[Anonymous No.50621336]

>>50621273
>this thing happening means it makes sense and won't crash down into the ground
Only idiots are long at these prices.

[Anonymous No.50621359]

>>50621331
International jewry.

[Anonymous No.50621360]

>>50621260
IBKR is a good international broker

[Anonymous No.50621361]

>>50621331
It's pricing in QE, but how can there be QE if the market is already going up? This is going to end badly.

[Anonymous No.50621362]

>>50620388
What if Tim Apple gets moneypox. :O

[Anonymous No.50621364]

>>50621301
>>50621283
>>50621290
Lmao enjoy losing out. The bull market is back. The buy window will close shortly
Recession and inflation has been cancelled and the market has confirmed

[Anonymous No.50621369]

>>50621331
It isn't officially official yet.

[Anonymous No.50621370]

>>50621331
The Fed is pumping more liquidity in.

[Anonymous No.50621373]

Bros... I think I'm going to make money tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.50621378]

>>50620946
Okay well I have to make back these losses. I guess I’ll just hold these until the next pullback starts, then go all in 0dte SQQQ calls. Then buy SPY and retire

[Anonymous No.50621389]

>>50620929
>Check the afterhours retard. You just lost 3 years of diviies in an hour.
A rational person would see this as a buying opportunity. The losses of the past are your opportunity for gain.

Intel is pushing a TSM like monopoly in domestic production that our government will be HIGHLY interested in protecting, while also continuing to hold similar business on the design side as AMD. The market has punished past greed and pushed intel down to the point where it's worth less than AMD. I'm not quite sure today is the time to buy INTC, but it's getting pretty close. This is like buying AMD at $10 a few years ago. I was there for that, and I'm here now to pick up the scraps with intel while you dumb fucks ignore it because there's no hype. The winners and losers change each cycle but the semiconductor oligopoly will continue onwards and upwards. Intel isn't going away.

[Anonymous No.50621393]

>>50621373
>white claw
Maybe acquire some taste while at it

[Anonymous No.50621395]

>>50621369
The GDP numbers are "advanced estimates" right? Real numbers in August.

[Anonymous No.50621397]

>>50621364
You permabull retards are obnoxious. Other people doing stupid, insane things doesn't mean you should too.

[Anonymous No.50621401]

>>50621364
I wasn't being sarcastic.

[Anonymous No.50621417]

>>50621395
>what does 2nd quarter gdp numbers mean?

[Anonymous No.50621419]

>>50621331
Intel is dumping.

[Anonymous No.50621420]

USAC Chad you on? Are you still holding? Debating closing for a huge loss to avoid a total loss. Also went puts last week and long UVXY so I'm down 30% right now. Nothing is going my way right now

[Anonymous No.50621421]

>>50621364
No I'm agreeing with you just that Cramer was wrong

[Anonymous No.50621427]

>>50621304
If you invested in GE in 1995 you would be down 20.7% 27 years later.
Intel is stagnant.
I studied EE in college and interned with Micron in 2019 please don’t give INTC money anon

[Anonymous No.50621434]

>>50621153
you can buy shares after hours?

[Anonymous No.50621435]

>>50621419
And the sun will rise from the east tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50621438]

>>50621393
ok!

[Anonymous No.50621443]

>>50621331
Are you okay bobo?

[Anonymous No.50621445]

>>50621397
I got a game. I picked spirit breaker again. Bullish as hell. Just walked up to the ursa and bashed him out of the match. Don't try to hide from the bull, just run. We are green, every game, no exceptions. I don't even look at my SOXL calls anymore. When your kill streak is this high, you can do anything.

Inflation? Inflation is incredibly bullish. Money becomes no object. I can sell you an SPY share for $1000, but only until December.

[Anonymous No.50621450]

>>50621304
fuck off - advise like this is what made me lose out on AAPL after hours

[Anonymous No.50621456]

>INTCels are back to shilling their garbage stock
every time

[Anonymous No.50621466]

>>50621331
This is just the market realizing it dumped way too hard earlier this year. It needed to come down due to changing economic conditions... but not as far as it did. I has officially bottomed and will now head up until it reaches the point where it should have been before the 2021 irrational exuberance kicked in. Once it reaches that point, it will go back to crabbing upward at 2010s rates.

[Anonymous No.50621471]

>>50621438
>piss drinking
You bought siga i see

[Anonymous No.50621475]

>>50621324
UK

[Anonymous No.50621487]

>>50621325
yeah this is good too - i'm just fkn angry i let any bear sentiment creep in when i was bullish 2 weeks ago - sticking with gut is always the right call over this meme basket weaving forum - i need to stay away from this shithole - completely fucked up what i was doing

[Anonymous No.50621491]

>>50621471
I did
But I also drink wine too

[Anonymous No.50621493]

>>50621466
market crashes by March of next year.
Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.50621512]

>>50621427
Intel is down ~50% from 2000. Your point?

Investing is about the future, not the past. Perhaps INTC has shitty work culture, but AMD was literally thought to be going bankrupt in 2015-2016.

[Anonymous No.50621521]

>>50621493
So we got a solid 6 months of gainz? Let the good times roll!

[Anonymous No.50621523]

>>50621364
This. Just look at the charts. Climbing towards Aths.
>>50621389
>A rational person would see this as a buying opportunit
Unless something fundamentally changed with the business. Which it did. Zero reason to own it when you get AMZN with even more revenue and actual growth as well.

[Anonymous No.50621524]

>>50621493
I think it's more likely that we all die in a plane crash... yes, imagine all 111 posters in this thread getting on the same plane, coincidentally, and then that plane crashing...
That's MORE likely than the market crash
You are delusional and should stop being delusional

[Anonymous No.50621536]

>>50621443
No, this is pretty painful, desu. Thankfully, I hedged with some cheap stocks that'll pump with the markets, so I won't have net losses.

[Anonymous No.50621548]

Macroeconomics take a long time to unfold. We are in the early stages of a pre-recession. Buy this rally and sell everything In December imho

[Anonymous No.50621562]

>>50621548
don't sell before Santa rally

[Anonymous No.50621594]

>>50621512
IKR.
>It's another xoomer built a PC in the past 3 years episode and thinks they know everything about the semiconductor industry

[Anonymous No.50621597]

Big tech like AMZN pumping so much despite bad news overall is giving me eerie flashbacks to the dotcom bubble.

We could see another BIG pop real soon if they keep fucking around too much.

[Anonymous No.50621603]

Event-Driven Funds are really enjoying 2022. Since in low vol environments, Event Driven Funds generally underperform, but in high vol environments like rn, event driven funds perform well.

[Anonymous No.50621609]

>>50621548
Aren't we technically already in recession? If those surveys from the last few months with real estate markets is anything to go buy, there's been a bunch of dead canaries in those coal mines lately.

[Anonymous No.50621622]

>>50621597
It's because a lot of hedge funds have to aggressively try get back to even after being down 25% or so in 2022. So they are cornered animals who will bid anything and everything up before redemption season in Q4 2022.

Will elaborate on this next thread. Harris Kupperman of Praetoria Capital, and Event-Driven Hedge Fund manager, talks about this.

Cornered animals trying to pump bags before redemptions happen and all their AUM is gone

[Anonymous No.50621624]

>>50621523
>Zero reason to own it when you get AMZN with even more revenue and actual growth as well.
Amazon is valued mostly on AWS "profit" which is heavily based on ponzi economics at this point. They amortize server costs improperly and rely on continuous growth to cover up the decay. No one wants the ratty old servers. It's pretty similar to the netflix content spend approach that suddenly burst a few months ago once subscribers peaked and the market realized cashflow is nonexistent. AWS still has a few years runway, but eventually the tables will turn. Bezos left at the top.

If you were gonna shill some monopoly tech company, could've at least gone with something decent like Apple/Google.

[Anonymous No.50621633]

Who's baking?

[Anonymous No.50621637]

>>50621487
I am usually a permabull but, this time I thought I would be smart and go short this FOMC since last time it dumped the day after.
>>50621326
yeah. The 8/1 spy spreads still have a chance at least.
>>50621434
Yeah nigga, until 7 cst

[Anonymous No.50621670]

>>50621512
>He doesn't know about the chip design disaster.

[Anonymous No.50621672]

>>50621597
Wouldnt it be the opposite of the dot com bubble? Peloton is going bankrupt. All the meme "tech" stocks are dead for most part. Now is time for larger and safer picks. Like Amazon.
>>50621624
Amzn is generating plenty of revenue from its other sources including getting into healthcare. Google is trash. Ad revenue is all they have, we saw that this week. Their server/cloud side is pretty weak compared to AWS. Apple is great too, id get both that and amzn for other stuff.

[Anonymous No.50621677]

>>50620830
>100%
>1 strategy
So be it
A toast to the world's ending my friends
To the moon or to hell we ride

[Anonymous No.50621683]

Baked!

>>50621678
>>50621678
>>50621678

[Anonymous No.50621682]

When do Pelosi's calls hit/expire?
That's when the recession will be announced.

[Anonymous No.50621685]

>>50621181
Only down 25% for me by spreading 50 vix contracts between 2 exp dates, 8/17 @ 25 and 8/24 @ 26 about $10k total invested. I doubled down yesterday, did nothing today, and may double down tomorrow for a blood red Monday... Or do I cut my losses. I'm telling you VIXchads, it needs to correct back up to the 26/27 range to be slightly above it's 20 day mean. It's trading 2 standard deviations below that everyday except Tuesday (when I could have taken $1000 profit on only $5k bet at the time). It's been below it's 200 day mean all week except Tuesday as well. They can only keep crabbing this low volume pump for so long VIXchads. Roll those 7/29s for a few weeks and let's see if we still have a country by September.

[Anonymous No.50621722]

>>50620212
They are pricing in hyperinflation with a violent nigger revolt against goyim whites (misplaced anger). This shit is gonna be worthless by the time I'm my dad's age

[Anonymous No.50621726]

>>50621637
how/where?

[Anonymous No.50621728]

>>50621672
Not really. There' wasn't a war or 2 pandemics(covid and soon monke) happening in early 2000's. Those factors alone with fuck up big tech if too many npcs go broke and stop using prime.

[Anonymous No.50621992]

>>50621331
>Every piece of news out should tank the market, yet we go up. What the fuck

In case anyone in this thread isn't aware of this: The Federal Reserve has a trading desk and can buy stocks. With an unlimited amount of money.

[Anonymous No.50622005]

>>50621992
thanks for the tip greg

[Anonymous No.50622116]

Why am I banned from uploading files

[Anonymous No.50622347]

so what is the verdict on intel no bullshit? i have a few shares and i'm really not sure what to think of this conundrum