/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50617842]

Powell Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA- Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV- Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews- Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>50616394

[Anonymous No.50617860]

Golden Bullrun underway

[Anonymous No.50617873]

You know it's coming right?
Take profits and open shorts

[Anonymous No.50617874]

It's different this time.

[Anonymous No.50617883]

Fag enablers report in.

[Anonymous No.50617884]

WHY DID I SHORT SIGA JUST GO DOWN A LITTLE BIT SO I CAN COVER PLEASE

[Anonymous No.50617886]

I exited my long positions. I'm ready to enter a short position when AMZN and AAPL shit the bed then cause the next down leg in the market.

[Anonymous No.50617893]

If we pump any higher I might just have to pee and poo my pants bros...

[Anonymous No.50617897]

Let the curtains fall on this, the final green day in the tale of the stockmarket.

[Anonymous No.50617898]

HOW TO INFECT MORE GAYS?

[Anonymous No.50617909]

[Anonymous No.50617921]

BOBOS HUFFING HYPER COPIUM

[Anonymous No.50617923]

CVX, XOM earnings tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.50617926]

>>50617898
What if they put it in the air?

[Anonymous No.50617931]

get me the rope

[Anonymous No.50617936]

Don't forget to thank Uncle Powell!

[Anonymous No.50617937]

>>50617898
don't worry about it, the community is handling it

[Anonymous No.50617946]

bought 50 SIGA @ 12.44 last week. are people still buying in right now? this pump today is insane.

[Anonymous No.50617948]

>>50617923
*PSX too

[Anonymous No.50617963]

there are anons in this thread right now that haven't yet realized that siga stock price is in direct correlation with monkebump cases.

[Anonymous No.50617964]

Nobody wants to take profit before AAPL and AMZN earnings? Really? We’re going to close at the high? lil monkey nig retail market get heemed tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50617970]

I only saw 1 poster gambling on AMZN/AAPL earnings

[Anonymous No.50617974]

>>50617937
THE SODOMITES NEED TO DO MORE TO INFECT EACHOTHER

[Anonymous No.50617980]

We're not in a monkypx pandemic. We're tranisitioning to a period of higher gay sex diseases.

[Anonymous No.50617982]

>>50617964
We'll see

[Anonymous No.50617983]

I WANT OUT OF MY UVXY CALLS NOW

[Anonymous No.50617991]

>>50617964
At this point even bad earnings will become a dip buy rally
Clown FUCKING World

[Anonymous No.50617998]

Hello my name Belinda Edwards. I am 54 years old and my wife and I bought a new house for $17,000,000 and now I am able to send my children to a better school in the United States thanks to Mrs. Angela Regina mende trades. Since then I have been living a life of luxury and too much spending. I'm already tired of it and I'm looking to retire soon. I am 54 years old, from New York and the father of 3 children. Please how do I handle this matter?

[Anonymous No.50618000]

The ride is over.

[Anonymous No.50618002]

>>50617980
>transitioning
kek

[Anonymous No.50618009]

i can't fkn decide on AAPL - shit is rotting my brain

[Anonymous No.50618014]

>>50617884
Please articulate a single reason why SIGA woudl go down.
>>50617946
Why wouldn't you buy more?

[Anonymous No.50618018]

>>50617998
bro

[Anonymous No.50618021]

>>50617930
>You're the dumbest cunt ever mate

Post your shorts

[Anonymous No.50618026]

>>50617998
your name is belinda
lol
what a faggot

[Anonymous No.50618027]

>>50617998

[Anonymous No.50618030]

>>50617923
GUSH CHADS

IT'S

OUR

TURN
>>50617983
Rest in peace

[Anonymous No.50618049]

>>50617931
You can gave mine. I won't take too long

[Anonymous No.50618052]

>tHiS pUMp iS inSAnE
its only a 1.5bn$ market cap company. a 20% pump in a single day on a stock that small isn't really that crazy
Beyond meat went from 45$ up to 240$. beyond meat. SIGA has actual earnings and a 50% profit margin. its a way better stock than beyond meat

also, does anyone know what the DXY is doing? are falling interest rates bearish for the USD?

[Anonymous No.50618053]

>siga at 22
I should've bought more

[Anonymous No.50618055]

>>50618000
>The US is the entire world
This is you
This is how sill you sound
This is what you wasted those beautiful trips on
That was not very cash money of you my friendo

[Anonymous No.50618056]

SIGA can’t possibly go up any more. Thinking of selling my 150 shares and taking the small gain.

[Anonymous No.50618059]

>>50617998
Sir (ma’am) this is a gay sex forum.

[Anonymous No.50618061]

>>50618000
The CDC spent like 1/5th of their mpox presentation talking about how amazing SIGA is. Enjoy falling for some ai generated article.

[Anonymous No.50618063]

>>50618021
I'll short your life cunt.

[Anonymous No.50618074]

>>50618009
>i can't fkn decide on AAPL - shit is rotting my brain
just sit this one out; don't play AAPL earnings. you dont *have* to do anything

[Anonymous No.50618079]

SPX price action today summed up
>Front running AAPL earnings

>End of month rebalance flows

>"Bad economic numbers means the fed will pivot, which is good for stonks"

Lol. The Hidden Tigers. Are Confused.

[Anonymous No.50618080]

>>50618049
thanks just dont kick the stool too far

[Anonymous No.50618083]

If you guys don't chill out, were going to get investigated by the SEC.

[Anonymous No.50618084]

>>50618056
>150 shares
I strip you of your rank.

[Anonymous No.50618094]

Bought puts today because I feel like this might be close to the top in a long time. September is going to be when the recession hits because that’s when I go back to college and stop caring about the stock market

[MR BELINDA EDWARDS No.50618098]

>>50618059
When I first met with Mrs Angela about crypto trading I took the opportunity regardless but now l am happy that I took the step to success by trading with Angela Regina mende. You know lgnorance can be the worst thing and mistake that most people always do.

>>50618027
My uncie from Louisiana State made Over $3.7million USD directly to his portfolio and same as my other family members who started trading with her.

[Anonymous No.50618106]

>tfw fell for the USAC meme

[Anonymous No.50618107]

Boil?

[Anonymous No.50618112]

Yeah okay I'm shorting the hell out of this.

[Anonymous No.50618110]

>>50618080
Don't worry. This time it's different

[Anonymous No.50618113]

>>50618056
Strange.
This is the only stock I have ever considered actually exercising my options instead of selling them.

[Anonymous No.50618118]

>>50618083
It's not like we're insiders trading on secret information. And even the guys deliberately spreading the pox won't get arrested by the CDC because that'd be homophobic.

It's foolproof, Dwyer.

[Anonymous No.50618119]

>>50618056
sir.

[Anonymous No.50618120]

>>50618083
FREE MARKET BITCH

[Anonymous No.50618121]

>>50618106
i wish all of you whiny cunts would sell and go play SOXL or something

[Anonymous No.50618127]

>>50618107
Why the hell would you? There are energy stocks that actually print money.

[Anonymous No.50618129]

>>50618014
good point: i just looked at the mpox case count data over time, it is not slowing. i bought it for shits and gigs last week, not even knowing /biz/ was all over it already.

[Anonymous No.50618136]

>>50618098

[Anonymous No.50618142]

>>50618056
How many times are you faggots going to call the top?

[Anonymous No.50618143]

Why is the stock market transgender?

[Anonymous No.50618144]

>>50617998
>These are the dilemmas facing Boomers
Suck my balls

[Anonymous No.50618145]

>>50618074
feel like i have to since i haven't made up from previous losses

[Anonymous No.50618147]

Short or Long AAPL?!?! I DONT KNOW HELP ME /SMG/

[Anonymous No.50618148]

>>50617931
Get me the doctor.

[Anonymous No.50618153]

>>50618118
>Imagine the rodents rummaging through the infected's trash
He means, the infected's "ass", right? Gerbils already do that.

[Anonymous No.50618158]

>>50618106
>he listened
Lmaooo

[Anonymous No.50618159]

A black guy at the gas station asked me how much I bench. Very bullish for my confidence.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50618162]

>>50618079
actually thats all smoke and mirrors just look at the chart
yes its another fed pump and dump and apple earnings will crash the market but outside of that were just running into heavy resistance and all gaps on the daily have been filled so we are clear to retest the june low
we arent rounding any corners with another negative gdp print

[Anonymous No.50618166]

are we dumping tomorrow, SIGA?

[Anonymous No.50618171]

Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose.But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished.He had won the victory over himself.

Bobo loved the bull market.

[Anonymous No.50618173]

>>50618147
Short now

[Anonymous No.50618175]

>>50618112
>>50618063
>>50618094
>Bought puts

Do not short. Don't do it. We pump After a market and open at 420 tomorrow.

I am warning you. You will regret this.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50618178]

>>50618083
sec can buy my premium too if they want

[Anonymous No.50618182]

>>50618052
>also, does anyone know what the DXY is doing? are falling interest rates bearish for the USD?

anybody??

[Anonymous No.50618183]

>>50618162
>actually thats all smoke and mirrors just look at the chart

You honestly sound mildly retarded mate

[Anonymous No.50618184]

>>50618147
Short.

[Anonymous No.50618187]

>>50618153
Those are sort of limited to gay orgies. Real wild animal reservoirs make eradication 10x harder and cause cases in the homeless (++ spread and ++ government spending)

[Anonymous No.50618188]

>>50618147
aapl will be the rugpull decision for the market

[Anonymous No.50618189]

>>50618159
How much you pushing anon, lookin big over there

[Anonymous No.50618191]

Recession, not a recession, doesn't matter.
Market still only goes up.

[Anonymous No.50618193]

>>50618083
I'm more worried about some reporter finding these threads and writing an article about a bunch of degenerates on the internet making "GAYSEX" jokes and profiting off the suffering of the LGBTQ community... For example: there's a reporter Apoorva Mandavilli for the NYTimes... imagine if someone sent her a tip about /smg/ and she wrote that article... then a bunch of people would say 4chan is a bad place and should be shut down, and then they'd all fomo into SIGA and push the stock even higher... that would be terrible, right?!

[Anonymous No.50618195]

>off topic: halal
>off topic with an attractive woman (female): haram

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50618197]

>>50618183
chart never lies
men and especially women do however

[Anonymous No.50618198]

>>50618098
>Ignorance can be the wrost thing and mistake that most people always do.

thank you Mr Belinda Edwards for your nigerian wisdom

[Anonymous No.50618201]

>>50618166
I'm hoping Biden signs CHIPS this evening or tomorrow morning so I can sell off my SOXL at a nice profit and buy the SIGA dip.

[Anonymous No.50618205]

>>50618147
>>50618145
do nothing and thank me after-hours

[Anonymous No.50618215]

bros should i buy now or is it going to go down again?

[Anonymous No.50618221]

>>50618175
Market has overextended this rally. There will be a pull back.

[Anonymous No.50618225]

>>50618113
I feel the same way, I kinda just want to hold these till SIGA hits 100 then exercise. But I’ve never done that before, don’t I need the capital to do so?

[Anonymous No.50618228]

>>50618147
I like you, don't come to AAPL tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50618230]

>>50618215
zoom out

[Anonymous No.50618233]

>>50618147
Sell extremely wide iron condor with your wings covered as tail hedges
>>50618197
wtf are you even trying to say. use periods in your sentences and stop articulating your market portent like some dipshit on stocktwits who thinks the 200 DMA is a good indicator

[Anonymous No.50618237]

>>50618159
Whoa hey there big man

[Anonymous No.50618243]

>>50618215
Well the anti-Dwyer had this to say. I'd tend to agree. This has bear market rally written all over it.

[Anonymous No.50618245]

>tfw could have bought SIGA but fell for the USAC puts meme

[Anonymous No.50618244]

This is a monkey market. None of this makes any sense...

[Anonymous No.50618247]

LONG OR SHORT QQQ?

[Anonymous No.50618252]

>>50618221
Sounds bullish

[Anonymous No.50618255]

SIGA GAY SEX GAY HOMO SEX POZZDADDY FROTHY CUM BROS

[Anonymous No.50618258]

Generational short oppt is on the horizon. I hope applezon pumps the market thru the wknd to get the full return to normal euphoria

[Anonymous No.50618257]

SPY will never be below 400 ever again.

[Anonymous No.50618266]

>>50618189
Low 300's. I started lifting again this year. Gains are coming back quick. Thanks for asking fren.

[Anonymous No.50618270]

Fuck it, I'm yanking my IRA. I no longer see any reason to save up for existence as a senior citizen in the faggot shitworld these faggot shitfucks are planning for us all anyway.

[Anonymous No.50618272]

Y’all can keep your memes. I dig and find the hidden gems. I’m like a truffle pig for picking stocks. I’ll throw you a bone. Most people know that EVs are the hot new thing so a lot of people invest in them. Here’s the thing, what do all EVs need?…. Charging infrastructure. I’ve done some research and found a company that does exactly that. BLNK a.k.a blink charging is going to fucking moon when all of the charging infrastructure has to be built out. I found this company using the thought process behind QCOMs success after people realized they were important for iPhones

[Anonymous No.50618275]

>>50618258
>applezon
MERGER CONFIRMED??

[Anonymous No.50618281]

>>50618252
Yes bullish for my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.50618284]

>>50618215
buy the dip tomorrow, green candles forever, this stock market thing is so easy

[Anonymous No.50618293]

I hope apple announces fucking bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.50618302]

>>50618284
When I see a stock going up, I buy it. Then when I see it stop going up, I sell it. This basically pays for my lifestyle. It's easy.

[Anonymous No.50618303]

Guys SIGA just won't stop

[Anonymous No.50618304]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.50618306]

>>50618272
BLNK's just a flakier CHPT.

[Anonymous No.50618307]

What does Apple even do anymore?

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50618311]

>>50618233
gap fills and the cloud and the golden pocket are all very important things to take note of
basically dont waste my time with bullshit until we make a higher high

[Anonymous No.50618312]

>>50617923
ABBV earnings tonight. It's a big position of my portfolio so i'm hoping it won't shit the bed

[Anonymous No.50618320]

Taking basis risk on your hedges is the financial equivalent of playing russian roulette right outside the emergency room. Basis risk is basically fucking up your hedges so you don't profit from them if things go wrong for your main investment.

So what you will see is a fund shorting a straddle and using the premium to fund way out the money puts. It sounds good until you land in the middle and lose both ways from skew not picking up.

Can this work at times, yes. But u need to have some understanding or forecast of how the term structure is moving.

Selling straddles to fund way out the money puts is not a tail risk hedge, it is a structure that can work depending on how vols move. U cant do this every month.

it becomes different if a manager is waiting for ATM vols to rise and vols in the tails to flatten, before entering a structure like this. However, with tail risk solutions you will often see funds implementing this regardless of what the vols are priced at.

It can be a bit misleading to investors because they see returns like this

Jan: 0%
Feb: 0%
Mar: -.10%
Apr: +.25%
June: +.25%

and are led to believe that it is a robust hedge, then the market slides down a little and they wake up and are down 15% overnight.

It goes full circle to what I am saying wrt the Russian roulette analogy, if you are investing in a tail risk fund, be sure to understand what is going on under the hood so that you are avoiding the common pitfalls that some of them go through.

The funds that are generically putting on trade structures generally will have some embedded risk inside, it is important to understand that adverse impact as an investor.

[Anonymous No.50618323]

>>50618307
THEY MISS EARNINGS THATS WHAT

[Anonymous No.50618324]

>>50618293
Inshallah, but they expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

[Anonymous No.50618328]

>>50618243
I shall gamble, line go up

[Anonymous No.50618331]

>>50618306
CHPT? I’ll have to check them out. BLNK was the top result on bing

[Anonymous No.50618333]

>>50618320

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50618339]

>>50618243
bank of america guy also publicly said when the march rally was over and he was actually not bullshitting
im starting to believe the kikes more these days over the financial media who are also kikes

[Anonymous No.50618341]

Who discovered SIGA exactly? How was it know that this one company is developing a vaccine for this relatively unknown at the time virus?

[Anonymous No.50618342]

>>50618320
who asked

[Anonymous No.50618345]

What's it take to get some fucking red candles in this market?

[Anonymous No.50618346]

>>50618303
Gay sex will be the currency of the future.

[Anonymous No.50618347]

>>50618142
They called the top everyday since it was $12. They are insufferable faggots, which coincidentally is bullish for siga.

[Anonymous No.50618349]

I SEE
MY DREAMS
FOR REAL
I WILL
WILL RISE
ABOVE

[Anonymous No.50618352]

Recession cancelled

[Anonymous No.50618366]

No one will ever convince me that Joe Biden the Fucking Faggot didn't greenlight a fake pump to make his speech sound like it's not retarded.

[Anonymous No.50618371]

>>50618311
>the golden pocket
That's cute. I like that.

[Anonymous No.50618373]

I am officially back to my November 2021 levels.

[Anonymous No.50618376]

>>50618307
The most revolutionary thing they did in recent years was remove the headphone jack to push a new product line.

[Anonymous No.50618378]

>>50618341
i did :)

[Anonymous No.50618383]

>>50618302
i know right? it's like the stock market is my personal atm

[Anonymous No.50618385]

>>50618342
>>50618333
I forgot most of this general is just borderline retarded white altright types, so I will condense my writing down:
Basically, selling straddles and then buying far OTM puts is what a lot of funds do to hedge. This is terrible idea sometimes and it has resulted in a lot of hedge funds taking big losses in 2022

[Anonymous No.50618386]

>>50618331
>BLNK was the top result on bing
Jesus fucking Christ.

Anyway, lookup what Energy Secretary Granholm got busted insider trading - I think CHPT as well as a few others. She's probably still shuffling money and deals their way while having a proxy hold shares.

[Anonymous No.50618391]

i need a 300% to get the money back i lost during this fucking recession

[Anonymous No.50618393]

>>50618376
Cordless earbuds were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.50618399]

>>50618225
>don’t I need the capital to do so
yes and you don't have that
it would be best to sell the options and buy shares (the question is when)

[Anonymous No.50618401]

SIGA's really just gonna keep on going up, huh?

[Anonymous No.50618403]

>>50618385
very cool thank you

[jcequipo269 No.50618404]

Kek, stop wasting your time anon, just check Yopi Network

>Backed by physical gold
>RPG games with many payout tools depending on the desires of the player
>Yopigold pursue price stability by buying physical gold

[Anonymous No.50618409]

>>50618346
Its great because after they spread the monke they die.

[Anonymous No.50618412]

I resent with all my heart every last bit of the charitable giving I've done since Biden became President. I feel like a ridiculous, pathetic sucker.

[Anonymous No.50618418]

>>50618401
Faggots just can't fucking help themselves.

[Anonymous No.50618417]

>>50618052
DXY rises when there is a global dollar shortage

[Anonymous No.50618420]

>>50618366
>"You're going to pump regardless of the state of the economy. We need to make Joe look good."
>"Oh, you don't want to? You remember that time you fucked a 13 year old at that Munich banking conference? Well, our friends at the Pentagon do."

[Anonymous No.50618423]

>>50618281
what are you shorting

[Anonymous No.50618424]

>>50618341
1) It's not a vaccine
2) The pox has had multiple flareups in Africa over the years
3) Most /smg/ers are extremely plugged into the southern European gay sex scene, the site of the initial outbreak

[Anonymous No.50618427]

>>50618225
Basically, you just buy them at the strike, and the guy who is in the selling position goes home with a bleeding asshole because you were never supposed to do that. Options are super complicated until they get down to the last day, then they get real simple real quick.

[Anonymous No.50618432]

>>50618399
What about using margin to execute calls? Is that a thing?

[Anonymous No.50618438]

I would particularly like to have back the money I donated to Ukraine. It shouldn't be my job to actually care about things like that while those who are actually in power only pretend to care because it provides cover for shitting on *me* and *my* interests.

[Anonymous No.50618440]

I bought SIGA under 20 so it's going to crash to 12 tomorrow. you have been warned

[Anonymous No.50618448]

>>50618423
Shorted COIN a few days ago. Free 20% profit in 4 days.

[Anonymous No.50618452]

Bro did Cathie Woods seriously DCA on fucking....SHOP??
SHOP??? Seriously? Well now Im even more confident in this short position I have on SHOP.
Ffs all three of their biggest transactions (AFRM investment, Stripe investment, and convertible bonds) are all just deep underwater. The only way they can recover their loses (SHOP, that is) is for management to issue a ton of equity via dilution


You guys would literally kek out loud if you knew how fucked SHOP is on their AFRM and Stripe investments

[Anonymous No.50618454]

>>50618418
>Faggots just can't help fucking themselves
ftfy

[Anonymous No.50618456]

>>50618391
Excuse me, anon, we don't use the "r" word around here.

[Anonymous No.50618457]

SIGA just wont stop pumping!

[Anonymous No.50618458]

>>50618423
bnuuy

[Anonymous No.50618460]

>>50618423
All of it

[Anonymous No.50618462]

Someone posts this week's earnings call image

[Anonymous No.50618471]

The fact is USD is and will always remain the most liquid and in demand currency in the world. What third world company that we do business with will not take USD? Think about it. The only time we are truly in a recession is when nobody wants to live the American life, which last time I checked we are the envy of the world. As we saw in 2008 even a total collapse was bullish as fuck in the long run.

We will never truly go into a recession, depression, or stagflation. America collapsing is bullish because everyone wants to be us. There is always a demand for our currency because it gets you an entry into our unstoppable lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.50618476]

>>50618432
does your broker let you buy shares on margin?
fuckin sweet if they do especially if you get the dividend

[Anonymous No.50618478]

*fumbles because of shaking hands*
*fli-fli* *FLICK*
A-Alexa, this is it. My last hope.
Add the pallet of rice and beans to the online cart, but don't hit send yet.
Transfer my August rent money to my account, max my margin and pull up AAPL and AMZN.
Five tick candles, zoom in so only 5 candles are showing.
l-let's gooo-

[Anonymous No.50618481]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.50618484]

>THEY CAN'T STOP BUYING
>THEY CAN'T STOP BUYING
>THEY CAN'T STOP BUYING
>THEY CAN'T STOP BUYING
>THEY CAN'T STOP BUYING

[Anonymous No.50618487]

>SIGA

[Anonymous No.50618488]

Ayyo FUCK bears lol

[Anonymous No.50618491]

>Options are super complicated
Yep yep mhm
>until they get down to the last day, then they get real simple real quick.
Lol. No.

[Anonymous No.50618492]

I was supposed to be the next michelle bury
now I'm cramer2

[Anonymous No.50618494]

Faggots fucking faggots makes us money, I love making $$$ as sodomites and other assorted heathens die from disease

[Baggie !TRFVwmeQSE No.50618495]

[Anonymous No.50618496]

>tfw USAC 8/19p

[Anonymous No.50618499]

>>50618478
this time... it's different.

[Anonymous No.50618508]

>>50618471
this is what amerilards actually believe

[Anonymous No.50618510]

>rate hikes
>10Y/2Y goes down
>recession begins
>shit and piss goes up
You don't have to be crazy to trade here but it helps haha

[Anonymous No.50618512]

>>50618440
Nope, I cast a very strong Jewish spell and offered baggot's gookfu as a sacrifice as moloch doesn't do anything for free. SIGA will never be below $20 ever again.

[Anonymous No.50618515]

>>50618496
motherfucker you've got to be bullshitting me tright now with that webm

[Anonymous No.50618521]

>>50618515
Sleep tight, Steeler!

[Anonymous No.50618522]

ok time for all the normies to find out about SIGA pump over the rest of the day/evening and buy in tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.50618523]

There is nothing more satisfying than profiting off of other people's depravity. You tried to warn them; they didn't listen. Gays don't just *want* sex, like normal people.... no.

They *have* to fuck as many strangers as possible. They can't imagine living any other way.

They would rather deal with the sores and diseases than to clean up their lifestyle. And right now, God is watching this saying, "Ok fine, have it your way. My children will prosper." God has sent his angel from Heaven down to deliver a message to you, anon. The angel taps you on the shoulder and whispers in your ear:

>(buy SIGA)

[Anonymous No.50618527]

thanks for the SIGA tips last month. I went in hard and I think I can afford that porsche I have been eyeing.

[Anonymous No.50618532]

>WSJ EXCLUSIVE: APPLE INC. (NYSE:AAPL) BEATS CONSENSUS EARNINGS ESTIMATES BY LARGE MARGIN, EPS $134.49 (EST. $119.50)
IT'S FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.50618533]

>>50618496

[Anonymous No.50618537]

>>50618494
oh great the 14-year-olds with literally double digit IQs are here to share their deep insights through their refined sense of irony

[Anonymous No.50618555]

>>50618537
Hey faggot, have you gotten monke yet?

[Anonymous No.50618557]

>>50618496
That was the gayest thing I've seen since someone tricked me into clicking meatspin.com

[Anonymous No.50618561]

>>50618532
>EPS of $134.49
>On $157 shares
Can you imagine?

[Anonymous No.50618568]

>>50618532
You can't possibly bait people into thinking people are still buying expensive luxury phones in a fucking stagflation.

[Anonymous No.50618573]

>>50618523
That angel was a faggot

[Anonymous No.50618580]

>>50618527
I'm ordering a Macan Turbo at the end of all this.

[Anonymous No.50618585]

When SIGA breaches $100USD I will consider getting a pet Monkey.

[Anonymous No.50618586]

Shorting a concave payout, to fund a convex payout is an example of fooling yourself into believing what you wish were true. Optionality is expensive. It's tempting to think you can get it cheaply because you're more clever than the rest.

[Anonymous No.50618589]

>>50618568
staglation isn't even real chud

[Anonymous No.50618588]

>>50618555
Wow very subtle and punny given how the surface level meaning is gibberish; what a fucking retard.

[Baggie !TRFVwmeQSE No.50618593]

[Anonymous No.50618594]

Where'd Chili's anon go anyway?

[Anonymous No.50618599]

There is no way Apple will beat earnings

[Anonymous No.50618611]

Can we take a moment to laugh at META?
*breaths in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.50618612]

>tfw USAC 8/19 15.5p -42.58%

[Anonymous No.50618623]

Seems like most here are pessimistic for AAPL. Very bullish.

[Anonymous No.50618624]

>>50618499
d-different you say?

[Anonymous No.50618626]

>>50618438
no refunds kek

[Anonymous No.50618627]

I'm a cryptofag, how long did you guys know about SIGA, I might need to start looking into these boomer stocks

[Anonymous No.50618628]

>>50618594
I don't know but I kind of miss him. Repetitive trademark posting is based.

[Anonymous No.50618629]

Ready for the 10% drop, soxl sissies? once intel misses and lowers guidance

[Anonymous No.50618631]

>$22,41

[Anonymous No.50618634]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA APPLE POP MY PUUUUUUUUTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50618635]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.50618639]

well i did it biz i FOMO hard into SIGA for 2nd time today- get ready for it to dip hard now

[Anonymous No.50618642]

>>50618527
This is why you never make it. Buying useless shit.

[Anonymous No.50618648]

>>50618611
almost like no one wanted all of their new shit.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50618650]

amzn...

[Anonymous No.50618652]

>AMZN

[Anonymous No.50618653]

>>50618478
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.50618656]

>AMZN +10%

[Anonymous No.50618658]

There is no way Apple misses earnings

[Anonymous No.50618660]

sold my amzn wednesday :)

[Anonymous No.50618665]

Think SIGA is a good short yet or should I wait until next monday?

[Anonymous No.50618670]

>>50618627
Just wait until you hear what SOXL is.

[Anonymous No.50618672]

>>50618635
-4.46% after daily inflation. Even SIGA couldn't save me.

[Anonymous No.50618674]

HOLY FUCK
MR BUDDY IN CHRIST I URGE YOU TO PLEASE CHECK OUT TQQQ COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.50618677]

Wait when did AMZN split?

[Anonymous No.50618682]

>>50618523
lmao nice

[Anonymous No.50618683]

>>50618623
yeah, that's what i was thinkin but i ended up doing nothing

[Anonymous No.50618685]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO MUMUS WHERE WE AT

[Anonymous No.50618688]

bears are finished hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.50618691]

>>50618471
Peak euphoria. ‘Return to normal’ confirmed. Pinkjack fall confirmed

[Anonymous No.50618694]

>>50618650
>>50618656
ru ro!

[Anonymous No.50618698]

Intel cheapies on my radar

[Anonymous No.50618699]

lol,
lmao even.

[Anonymous No.50618701]

>>50618635
>+24.86
I endorse gay sex.

[Anonymous No.50618705]

>>50618653
Alexa, order the rice.

[Anonymous No.50618718]

>>50618478
Just loaded up on more puts. Bobros we just might make it.

[Anonymous No.50618719]

>>50618685
I made a year's salary in two weeks

[Anonymous No.50618726]

>>50618527
I'm going to buy the hottest nightclub in town.

Then I'm going to only let homosexuals in.

[Anonymous No.50618727]

what the absolute fuck jesus fucking christ
the best bull run in a recession?

[Anonymous No.50618728]

Why do you keep playing this game bobo.....

[Anonymous No.50618730]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50618732]

>>50618635
Results of DCA since November and finally being rewarded for it. Obviously still down on the year because fuck bears, but I'm accelerating straight to the stratosphere.

[Anonymous No.50618737]

Holy shit
All the sudden, those TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls I bought on Monday are looking pretty good...

[Anonymous No.50618742]

guys... i just don't know anymore.

[Anonymous No.50618744]

>>50618612
sell the stock short dont buy puts

[Anonymous No.50618745]

>>50618718
Fortune Favors the Collapse.
One in a million we would get a Monkey pee outbreak. And it happened. It's like winning the lottery. Too many midwits were blind to that fact.

[Anonymous No.50618746]

INTC dividend yield looking better by the minute

[Anonymous No.50618747]

>AMZN

[Anonymous No.50618748]

AMZN made +$2Billion more dollars than expected

[Anonymous No.50618751]

Bobo gon hibernate lmaooo

[Anonymous No.50618755]

Its like the fed just doubled the money supply again

[Anonymous No.50618754]

Oh my fuck I'm officially wiped the fuck out. Later /smg/ need to gather some dry powder

[Anonymous No.50618756]

>crab every single day during market hours
>dump or pump during pm or ah where plebs are locked out
i'm starting to get anti-semitic

[Anonymous No.50618758]

my portfolio is 100% AAPL 160c
I am euphoric

[Anonymous No.50618761]

>>50618496
AAAAAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50618763]

>>50618701
i bought end of day- im going to get fucked heemed probably. SHit better go to 30 or im fucked

[Anonymous No.50618771]

Ahhhhhhh! why did I buy those puts! Fuck you bobofags!

[Anonymous No.50618773]

>>50618727
All we know for sure is the recession started around Q1 and continued through Q2. For all we know we could be out of it right now.

[Anonymous No.50618783]

wow i'll never listen to bears again - holy shit how many damn times have u been wrong, fuck

[Anonymous No.50618786]

>>50618243
All this means is they're underwater on their shorts.

[Anonymous No.50618789]

>>50618728
>misses EPS
>goes up 10%

[Anonymous No.50618791]

What's the etiquette for killing yourself when you have a wife and two kids? Go somewhere where they will never find you, or take them with you murder-suicide style?

[Anonymous No.50618792]

When michael W burry was posting euphoric stuff then it was time to buy

[Anonymous No.50618795]

ROKU slowly returning to fair value.

[Anonymous No.50618796]

i might literally kill someone lmao
im so fucking done with the manipulation

[Anonymous No.50618797]

Of course, I bet wrong again. I short QQQ and Amazon does great.

[Anonymous No.50618798]

>this market
lol. one might say lmao, even

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50618801]

i mean i told them to just melt up

[Anonymous No.50618800]

>>50618756
if only there were someway to trade during ah

[Anonymous No.50618803]

>>50618635
Surprisingly good...considering I did nothing.

[Anonymous No.50618810]

I'm officially a mumu

[Anonymous No.50618812]

>>50618756
>plebs are locked out
Just change your order to After Hours mode. What are you, on Robinhood?

[Anonymous No.50618823]

>>50618341
My first buy in my goof account

[Anonymous No.50618833]

I feel pure terror at the thought what would happen if I didn't hedge today.

[Anonymous No.50618837]

>>50618763
although this might sound retarded, but don't. FDA approval is imminent, and so are massive earnings and major EU/US procurements.

[Anonymous No.50618839]

If your bought puts, shorted... You fell for the doomer schizo Bobo propaganda

I tried to save you, I truly did.

[Anonymous No.50618842]

>>50618063
nah ill short your life first cunt

[Anonymous No.50618845]

Got a free Icee to beat the summer heat at AMC thanks to their Investor Connect program (tm). All I had to do was check a box in the app, didn't even have to show if I hold stock or not (I don't). Thanks baggies!

[Anonymous No.50618848]

oh lordy what is happening in that intel conference call

[Anonymous No.50618849]

What the fuck happened to Intel???

[Anonymous No.50618859]

amzn still pumping 12%

[Anonymous No.50618862]

>>50618801
shut the fuck up - u were the one saying we crash 5% tmw like a dumbass that u are

[Anonymous No.50618863]

>>50618859
fuck the bulls

[Anonymous No.50618865]

Alright. I capitulate. I am now a bull. Screenshot this so you can record the exact time and date of the top.

[Anonymous No.50618864]

>>50618705
ALEXA! ALEXA! YOU KNEW TODAY WAS INTC! WHY DIDN'T SO SAY SOMETHING!

[Anonymous No.50618869]

Amazon's earnings are fake and gay. There's no way they managed to cut such a huge quantum of opex with such broad inflation across the economy. There's some Arthur Anderson level of jewish book-kikery going on.

[Anonymous No.50618870]

>>50618341
Do you know a gay nigger?
Because that's how you learn about this ind of stuff.
Luckily, many people on /biz/ consort with gay niggers, so it all worked out.

[Anonymous No.50618872]

>>50618848
EPS was pretty bad. Plus they already are predicting lower revenues over that huge new plant stuff with the chips act. Really no reason to touch intel for next 5 years desu.

[Anonymous No.50618873]

I don't know probably it's that whole thing about HOW THE WHOLE ECONOMY IS OBVIOUSLY A GIANT FLAMING TURD AND THIS RALLY IS A MASSIVE SCAM TO HELP OUR PRETEND FAGGOT PRESIDENT KEEP HIS RETARD COHORT IN OFFICE THROUGH MIDTERMS

[Anonymous No.50618874]

Guess CHIPS isn't passing

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50618875]

>>50618862
i mean only if apple gets sold off
what are you not hedged lol

[Anonymous No.50618877]

where is the faggot that said amazon would miss huh

[Anonymous No.50618879]

And wallah, just like that all my puts are heemed

Hopefully my SIGA calls can offset the loss

[Anonymous No.50618882]

>INTC
>ROKU
Lol.

[Anonymous No.50618883]

>INTC
>INTC
>INTC
>INTC
>INTC

[Anonymous No.50618886]

HOW DID AMAZON BEAT EARNINGS

[Anonymous No.50618888]

>>50618849
>What the fuck happened to Intel???
10 years of laziness happened. Then AMD returned.

[Anonymous No.50618891]

SOXL BROS WTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFWTFWTFF

[Anonymous No.50618893]

>>50618341
i think rocker caught the pok from his crackwhore employ who sucks gay nigger dick on the side and he was looking for a cure

[Anonymous No.50618896]

Uhh guys, Reddit is wise to SIGA. Is that bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.50618898]

>Rokuy
LMAOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50618899]

>>50618875
you're dumbest fucker in here

[Anonymous No.50618905]

>>50618848
>>50618849
Make way for the superior chip maker

[Anonymous No.50618906]

>>50618875
Hey look everyone hates you. Leave!

[Anonymous No.50618914]

You buy Internet for the dividends. I will feast. The dividends won’t stop

[Anonymous No.50618918]

>>50618886
i told you
HIGHER INFLATION - HIGHER SHARE PRICES

[Anonymous No.50618923]

>>50618896
Extremely bearish. Only reason I'm still holding is the exponential growth of cases and shoes yet to drop on approval and procurements.

[Anonymous No.50618924]

>>50618896
Kinda figured it was those retards pumping it.

[Anonymous No.50618927]

>>50618877
I'm here, cocksucker. Reference: >>50618869

[Anonymous No.50618928]

>>50618908
>>50618908
>>50618908
>>50618908

[Anonymous No.50618931]

WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE AT THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50618937]

>>50618886
Jeff is high test and Sergey and Satya got cucked.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50618939]

>>50618899
cant be dumb if youre hedged
just melt up retard

[Anonymous No.50618940]

>>50618898
roku should not even exist, amazon does everything they do but better

[Anonymous No.50618944]

SIR GLANCE AT APPLE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.50618955]

>>50618898
>sold COIN at bottom
>TDOC -20%
>ROKU -20%
good job Cathy

[Anonymous No.50618959]

Bulls will never not be retarded and the fed is just fine keeping the status quo of lighting value on fire to keep the music going

[Anonymous No.50618974]

>>50617998
belinda
put these hamburgers on that shelf

[Anonymous No.50618984]

Intel is a company worth over 100 billion dollars with a P/E of 7. Lol. How bad do you have to fuck up to accomplish that?

[Anonymous No.50619015]

>>50618304
overextended

[Anonymous No.50619149]

>>50618789
well, that doesn't mean as much as the revenue beat, obviously

[Anonymous No.50619169]

>>50618914
Guide me to good dividends please. I just have some JEPI, KO and ABBV

[Anonymous No.50619183]

>>50618914
>3.6% yield
>down 33% over the past year
You are a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.50619922]

>>50618886
>HOW DID AMAZON BEAT EARNINGS
>>50618877
the beat because analysts lowered their expectations RIGHT before earnings. pretty gay but whatever
https://finance.yahoo.com/video/wall-street-cuts-price-targets-194143298.html

[Anonymous No.50619944]

>>50618896
what website lets you view this?

[Anonymous No.50619992]

>>50619922
QUI

[Anonymous No.50620003]

>>50619944
Apewisdom.io

[Anonymous No.50620025]

Imagine not going all in on piss orgies and anal fisting

[Anonymous No.50620062]

>>50618896
>197 upvotes
Its fucken nothing

[Anonymous No.50620989]

>>50620062
agreed but all it takes is for some of these predditors to take it to another board and it spreads faster than monkeypozz