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BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES
LIVING IN A SWINGIES PARADISE

>> No.50615578

>>50615505
you ever been hugged by a girl anon?

>> No.50615598

>>50615505
ok ill bite why do they hug us over the shoulders?

>> No.50615618

>>50615598
So you can feel her dick

>> No.50615631

I hug girls over the shoulders

>> No.50615641

>>50615505
Greta starting to look fucking hot
>no pedo

>> No.50615650

>>50615598

Daddy issues

>> No.50615667

>>50615598
>manlet detected

>> No.50615679

>>50615598
Press booba into them?

>> No.50615688

>>50615598
So you can crack her back. Boobies are heavy!

>> No.50615744

>>50615505
personally i dont let that shit happen
too much of a unit

>> No.50615836

>>50615505
girl don't hug me, checkmate roasties

>> No.50616105

>>50615505
So they meet face to face instead of smushing their makeup on our shirt.

>> No.50616167

>>50615688
> her

>> No.50616203

>>50615598
Nobody knows. This image has been posted hundreds of time on /biz/ and we haven't cracked it yet.

>> No.50616214

>>50615598
>>50615679
this

>> No.50616251

>>50615598
rub boobies into Chad

>> No.50616275

>>50615505
Because we're bigger and taller. Also they like to feel our penis.

>> No.50616305

my girlfriend just broke up with me today, the day before my brother's wedding.

any girl tries to hug me over the shoulders from now on gets shoved to the ground.

>> No.50616343

>>50616305
I mean, it would be hard for her to stand at the alter knowing her boyfriend is in the crowd, would it be?

>> No.50616458

>>50616305
I took her and threw her to the ground! Welcome to the real world, jackass

>> No.50616497

>>50615505
I just realized that all my gfs couldnt hug me over the shoulders because im too tall lmao.

>> No.50616515

>>50615505
So what is the reason according to her? Link the original tiktok or whatever it is.

The way I see it it's just so they can press their boobs tighter up against you. If they like you, they definitely try to find an excuse to do that, and a hug is a good way to get it done.

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50616522

>>50615505

Can somebody just tell what the secret is???

> seen this depressing image a thousand times

>> No.50616532

>have gf
>ask her why girls hug guys over the shoulders
>expect her to be confused or find the quesiton odd
>she immediately understands the question
>immediately fucking knows why girls do it
>I ask her why
>she smiles and says its just something girls do with boys the like
>she wouldn't hug her brother over the shoulders for instance
>was non-specific enough that I still can't really tell why girls do it, just that they're fully aware of the distinction

>> No.50616624

what does hug over the shoulders even mean

>> No.50616673

>>50616458
go shove that garbage in another mans face

>> No.50617015

>>50616532
1. Press her boobs
2. Makes her face on the same level as yours -> easier for kissing
3. Make it your hand has nowhere to go but her butt to support her (also so you can explore her bottom)
That's why women won't hug her brother over the shoulders

jfc how come you have gf but can't figure out that simple thing anon

>> No.50617199

>>50616532
>>50617015
yeah i haven't had a gf for years and it's kinda obvious. also, broad shoulders to a girl are like a slim waist and thick hips/ass to a boy aka sexy

>> No.50617211

>>50617015
You forgot her clit is now at his penis height and if he gets a little chub she can grind against it.

>> No.50617232

>>50616515
My experience says this is correct as I have never been hugged like this.

>> No.50617278

>>50616532
>>50615505
is it to bring the pelvic regions into alignment?

>> No.50617307

We men are so innocent indeed, i understand now that everything in the bible is true

>> No.50617326

It’s so you can put your hands and arms on their waist morons

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50617454

I’ve never been hugged by anyone

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50617500

>>50617454
Chin up brother at least you're not dead

>> No.50617535

>>50615598
cause men hug around the waist, if it was the other way around, you'd be a homo

>> No.50617579

>>50616532

Just stupid shit, stupid sluts do to act like its a meaningful big secret about this childish bullshit to fool the bois. You can see this all over tiktok, you just get pranked, it doesnt mean shit.

>> No.50617610

>>50616522
Girl here.
It's so they don't smell your armpits.
I want you to look at all the responders and realise how fucking perverted and disgusting many of your fellow men appear to be.

>> No.50617665

>>50617610
Tits or GRFO

>> No.50617680

>>50617610
This is retarded and you aren't a girl. How do I know? Girls don't hug disgusting men in the first place.

>> No.50617686

>>50617500
checked is he ok

>> No.50617708

Does anyone really give a shit? like really? this is a business board. Maybe we can talk about how much HBF is contributing to HBAR staking instead?

>> No.50617724 [DELETED] 

>>50617610
>Girl Here.

>> No.50617727

>>50617610
Girls would not want to smell their brothers armpits any more than a guy they like though

>> No.50617741

>>50617610
how do i hug a girl if i want to smell her armpits?

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50617776

>>50617610
>Girl here.

>> No.50617787

>>50615505
so they can press their booba on u

>> No.50617793

>>50617727
Bastardo Tomatardo.

>>50617680
Not all boys are disgusting anon, why do you think women like diamonds so much?

>> No.50617813

>>50617610
Alpha plus chad here. Women love the hot, sweaty stank of my sweat.

>> No.50617820

>>50615598
I believe its so they rub up against your bulge

>> No.50617845

>>50615598
to test for structural integrity.

>> No.50617892

>>50617665

The only appropriate response to this! Now and Forever!

>> No.50617944

>>50617610
>Girl here
Prove it
Sharpie
Pooper
Timestamp
Nao

>> No.50618091

>>50615598
The only thing I can think of is if the arms are out of the way you can grab ass while you hug.

>> No.50618134

>>50617500

He died=?

>> No.50618167

SO YOU CAN TOUCH THEIR ASS YOU VIRGINS

>> No.50618330

>>50615598
>>50615505
she means to evaluate your height but ok

>> No.50618482

>>50615505
So she can feel what firepower you're packing, if any.

Also, her tits are going to be pressed up against you much harder.

Thirdly, you might get a good look at her arse as it's pushed outwards more and you're head's better positioned to have a butcher's.

Fourthly, she can cop a good feel of your shoulder, neck, and back muscles, and get a good whiff of you. And vice versa.

5th: She can give her a mates a sly wink and grin about the male poontang she's in for later.

#6: She can more easily slip several condoms that have been poked through onto your persons.

Lucky seven: You're more likely not to perceive her as a threat as you're likely distracted by the room and people behind her. She's also out of your peripheral vision and so is no longer a moving target. The closer to danger, the safer you are. Female mind's an enigma bru.

Eighth (MOST IMPORTANT): I can't tell you that lol touch grass nigga focus on yourself brudda tits are temporary gains are forever

>> No.50618569

>>50615598
Never got a answer to this