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If I was a rich man edition


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>> No.50614873

Sell SIGA at 22

>> No.50614878

it's over for bulls

>> No.50614880
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in the red and have liquid diarrhea

>> No.50614897
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esplain picrel bc idk if it good or bad or bc now cryptofags on twitter are in on it that’s a sell signal

>> No.50614900

i already accidentally sold at 19.8
I'll buy in again if it dips below $18, I won't buy top

>> No.50614899
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It seems like every time this siga monkey is posted siga reaches it's ATH and newfags keep calling it the top.

Who is right? The gaysex bros or the newfag bros?

>> No.50614902

minimum 15% tax
fuck you biden my calls are getting decimated

>> No.50614904
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How high we going?

>> No.50614910
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What is the clown biden saying about inflation?

>> No.50614919
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why do you retards say siga sisters instead of siga niggas? i'll never understand

>> No.50614929

Why is there no volatility what the fuck?

>> No.50614937
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I think we might be at a peak. I'm very very tempted to short spy right now.

>> No.50614941

hes taken credit for what greater men accomplished

>> No.50614945

correct term is siga sissies, get it right bozo

>> No.50614955
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redditors can't say nigger.

>> No.50614954
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I went all in on uvxy for 13.80 a share when the S&P VIX was at 26. Now I'm fucked. I seriously didn't expect us to be on perma pump mode despite daily negative economic news.

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My GALT doing a lil sumin this week.

>> No.50614959
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I'm never selling only slurping

>> No.50614962

If AAPL and AMZN beat earnings today after market close you’re fucked

>> No.50614966
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November Black Panther Wakanda forever is coming out. I call the top in November. This shit is rigged!

>> No.50614969

Oh same as always,did he blame putin yet?

>> No.50614974

Boiler room bros aren't allowed to use the nigger word.

>> No.50614975
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alliteration > rhyme

>> No.50614985

Join the party

>> No.50614986

You can't either

>> No.50614987

Oilbros, we're getting raped again aren't we? :(

>> No.50614989


>> No.50614990
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same reason they changed r/waterniggas to r/waterhomies

>> No.50614992

siga sista is both rhyme an alliteration

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>> No.50615008
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Dont check the future contracts

>> No.50615013

no its cool i gave him the n word pass

>> No.50615016

he usually saves that for baby-question time so he doesnt reference his notecards anymore

>> No.50615019
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join us

>> No.50615027

They’ll miss earnings and the clown market will still go up

>> No.50615029
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did you also short? I'm so fucking retarded. I can't help but short right now.

>> No.50615038

MUMUs shitting their pants this very moment

>> No.50615040

Why the fuck are we dumping

>> No.50615041

>officially in a recession
>market goes up
when did everything become so rigged?

>> No.50615043

when is the next leg lower there should be 1 more i need to know when to take profits and open a short

>> No.50615049


>> No.50615052
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>> No.50615051

Doesn't look like a dump to me.

>> No.50615056
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no clown market anymore
we will punish you if you do not comply

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I prefer to use the hard "er" at all times. But you make a good point.

>> No.50615060

December 23, 1913

>> No.50615069

Yeah bro I’m all in SQQQ in my Roth. I’ve been selling some deep OTM covered calls on to help hedge on these liquidation pumps. Also
>sleepy Joe says 75 billion for semi’s
>SOXL immediately goes red on the day

>> No.50615070

shouldnt it already be priced in either way by your logic?
>#s are fake
>words are fake

>> No.50615072

Biden just gave a speech where he said "we are not in a recession" and literally just walks off LMAO.

FUcking based!

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How to help the spread of the homo disease?

>> No.50615075
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The better question is why did it bounce so much on so little volume earlier this morning.

>> No.50615074

Huh, isn't that right after the Titanic sank?

>> No.50615077
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>officially in a recession
Hmm no? what did daddy powell say yesterday?
We're not

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Hmm... my SIGA calls up 82%...
Is now the right time to set a trailing stoploss?

>> No.50615083
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>brandon live
>we're not in a recession
recession cancelled by a demented retard

>> No.50615095

>had dos equis for first time yesterday
dos equis is disgusting. which brand owns it, so i can short them?

>> No.50615096

I mean last thread I threw out >>50613980

>> No.50615100

who are we kidding? even if they miss the will pump. everything is so fake right now. opened more shorts. probably going to get blown up but I'd regret not shorting here if we dump

>> No.50615101

It’s priced in like all earnings in the form of volatility

>> No.50615106

FUCKING BASED !!! trump would have been a little orange nazi and said we are in a recession and damped on us haha.

>> No.50615110


Say it with me

>> No.50615115

Im selling everything, we're in a recession.

>> No.50615133

Sorry bucko, I don't accept jewish pharma drugs into my body. I just make money off of faggots and lemmings partaking in jewish devil worship rituals

>> No.50615134

apple is up ~20% from its 52 week low while compared to msft and goog. There's far more downside risk on apple since they're more affected by the china lockdowns, and manufacturing slowdowns. I expect both aapl and amzn to shit the bed today.

>> No.50615136

Me personally, I've been hosting gay orgies at my home

>> No.50615137

show sucks after they went full woke

>> No.50615138

oh yea? then why is longing volatility not printing...
>#s are fake AND gay
>words are fake AND gay

>> No.50615139
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I am shorting SIGA here what am I in for?

>> No.50615142

pretty sure that's a sell signal

>> No.50615146

If I do an electronic funds transfer to meet a day trade call do I need to take into account how many days it'll take to settle? I only have 2 business days left to meet it.

>> No.50615147

The economy does not run on little chudleys like you who prefer to live on the outside of civilization. We are not in a recession.

>> No.50615149

>I've been hosting gay orgies at my home
What are your parents thoughts on that?

>> No.50615154

"that doesn't sound like a recession to me"
>proceeds to nonchalantly walk off
based biden, no fucks given

>> No.50615157

You ever come up with a great strategy, ignore it and then lose money, only to realize if you had followed the strategy you'd have gained? Cheated, by yourself.

>> No.50615163

I'd take her infinite risk exposure if you know what I mean.

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>> No.50615176

I made some money on a strategy and now it's not working anymore and I may be a bagholder for years.

>> No.50615178

Powells a little bitch and now the market is laughing at him. SPY 15% from ATH which was when we had: max stimmy checks, QE infinity, 0% rates, reopening boom, etc etc

You’d think he’d have more balls being a lawyer but I guess a bitch at heart will always be a bitch

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>Changes definition of recession before speech
>Says we are not in recession during speech
>No questions
>Market pumps

damn son

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Because that’s not how it works retard. Look at the option chain for AAPL. This weekly chain has IV of 69.2%, next week is 36.7%

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>> No.50615190

Haha that was awesome, what a lovely guy.

>> No.50615196

>imagine the smell

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>> No.50615203

less and less everyday

>> No.50615209

I see the Ministry of Truth have sent out their shills to lie.

>> No.50615211

I dont get why you people shit on powell so much
You realize what would happen to him if he were to go against =them) right?

>> No.50615214

just buy stupid shit its a fucking lottery who cares stop thinking so much

>> No.50615223

strong buy signal, the party keeps on going to September

>> No.50615229
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>"The government doesn't control gas prices. Blame the oil companies!"
>"We lowered the gas prices! Congratulate us!"

>> No.50615253

For the first time I've seriously considered renting out the VFW near me and just charging $20 a head to host a gay orgy to help spread mpox in Minecraft. Just take their money, tell them to have a good time, and leave. If we all did this SIGA would unironically hit $1000 a share.

>> No.50615258
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Has anyone here just been buying Calls on Big Caps and Indices since June? I'm thinking about changing my trading strategy to just that since it looks like the June low as the actual bottom and won't do a retest. I was thinking of entering positions during the daily low then closing them sometime during the daily high or right before close.

>> No.50615268

>dos equis is disgusting.
you have to drink it with a lime or it sucks. throw a lime wedge in there and it magically transforms to a decent beer

>> No.50615281

>enter positions at daily low and sell at daily high
damn why didnt i think of that?

>> No.50615282

Only chance this market dumps is high cpi august 10th.

>> No.50615283


Regardless of your positions, being a bitch and pivoting here is NOT in the best interest of America. It looks like he’s chosen the long and drawn out 5 years of stagflation vs the sharp and steep 1 year of deflation. That hurts regular folk and is in the interest of wall st, just regular people getting fucked in the ass once again

>Powell u must pivot!!!! My hedge fund! There will be redemptions!!!!

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let's go boys

>> No.50615291
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>Ignoring reality and staying hopelessly optimistic
very based

>> No.50615293
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Guys what is going with SIGA? this pump is crazy even for siggers like myself... IS MEME MAGIC REAL?

>> No.50615295

It is option trading 101 to understand linear and non linear payoffs.

The cost and linearity of LEAPS make them unsuitable as tail hedges.

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WTF I'm almost at 100% gains on my SIGA calls
bros what the fuck do I do?! More gaysex?!
I'm running out of condoms...

>> No.50615301

Pretty much every mexican beer is like this. Even better with a micheleda rim

>> No.50615304
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>I am shorting SIGA here what am I in for?

>> No.50615305

so all of the individual companies making up the S&P pricing in additional volatility this week... except for the volatility index of the S&P itself...
>#s are fake AND gay
>words are fake AND gay

>> No.50615306


>> No.50615309

>entering positions during the daily low then closing them sometime during the daily high
Hey guys I was thinking about buying low and selling high what do you think haha

>> No.50615310

What if aapl and amzn just crab at earnings? Not sure if I should sell some puts or just short them

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>> No.50615323

Take some profits and let some ride

>> No.50615332
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Shkreli coping with his 800 share SIGA short destroying all the gains he’s made since he started his $50k to $100k trading challenge streams.
He closed his short, poor guy

>> No.50615335

Just sold all my SIGA

>> No.50615337
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So is the giga dump tomorrow or next week?

>> No.50615338


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>buy a few stocks to hold and forget over the last months boomer style
>dont expect things to go anywhere but down, its ok, in it for the long haul
>most of it is violently green
ok thanks America, thanks Joe

>> No.50615356

yeah so you just scalp

>> No.50615359

This is a weird looking crowd of people. There's nothing wrong with them per se, they just all have weird faces.

>> No.50615361

>Retarded politicians lie right to our faces
>Haha they said everything is fine so it must be lmao market go up!
I'm getting real sick of this shit

>> No.50615360
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The pain is just beginning bobo

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And with that my portfolio is wiped out. Back to rice and beans for a while

>> No.50615364
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if aapl misses today then giga tomorrow if not maybe in two weeks

>> No.50615366

>Rocker is a better investor than Shkreli is in 2022

>> No.50615367


>> No.50615376

>news: democrats slightly edge ahead in senate race, will win 50 seats to maintain control
They fully intend to cheat, things like "reality" don't matter if their media says they're ahead, that there's no recession and that anyone questioning the 3 AM mail ballot dumps is a chud.

>> No.50615386


>> No.50615390

>Pretty much every mexican beer is like this. Even better with a micheleda rim

this is what tastes the best:
>get dos equis bottles
>wash the stem of the bottle
>rub stem with lime to get the juice on it
>throw salt or lime salt on the lime juice on the stem
>lick salt
>take swig
kinda like a margarita

>> No.50615391

I got stop lossed out of natty gas. By Monday natty gas futures will be priced at $10 you are welcome

>> No.50615392

>That hurts regular folk
we have a term for that we call them npcs. They get what they fucking deserve.

>> No.50615399

Those are New England folks. They're basically the niggers of white people. See baggot for example.

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bobo's gonna be feasting soon enough with all these overbought indicators going off right now

>> No.50615427

I almost got 20.7 what the fuck is going on 8% float right now

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I didn't buy enough.

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>> No.50615449

that would be because all the rich niggers who opposed the creating of the FED were on the Titanic.

>> No.50615468
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When you realize this is not a gay disease. That is why siga will take off you oldfag.

>> No.50615476

Daily cialis is really activating my almonds in the gym but is not doing anything for my portfolio.

>> No.50615483

>Newfags thinking oldfag is an insult

>> No.50615486

>aapl miss implies bearish sentiment

when will bobo's ever fucking learn? aapl missing is as bullish as aapl hitting a surprise to the upside

>> No.50615490

AAPL keeps running into resistance. What's this mean for earnings?

>> No.50615502

imagine believing the official story of the sinking of the Titanic

>> No.50615506
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>bobo's gonna be feasting soon enough with all these overbought indicators going off right now


no recession

>> No.50615508

Chilli flakes in the salt but mostly right

>> No.50615511

I was thinking about taking cialis,but im always Get horny when any woman starts speaking with me would it be troublesome?

>> No.50615514
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>this is not a gay disease

>> No.50615517
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Oldfags are people who never made in SMG> So yes it is.

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Shut up you dork

>> No.50615520
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>Boiled steak
>Not sous-vide
Amazing how European cooking is differentiated solely by the English Channel.

>> No.50615522

so they can know ahead of time how many people bought calls/puts to buy/sell after market hours

>> No.50615534

>When you realize this is not a gay disease.
You may be right but only when schools open. That's, what, late August?

>> No.50615537

SAVA short ladies
SHOP short ladies

>> No.50615542

So SIGA is just going to keep going up forever?

>> No.50615543

Boomers control the stock market what did you expect

>> No.50615554

if I could TA earnings moves i'd be rich

>> No.50615557

It is, only faggots and corrupted animals get sick

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Always has been

>> No.50615562

I'm literally going to be a slave master of zoomies and I cant wait...

>> No.50615571

Why the fuck is it dumping

>> No.50615580

Just wait for when they announce it a (((pandemic)))

>> No.50615585
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Implied move is 6.56%

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What a bad bitch, she wont take no gay rate hikes.

>> No.50615590

>Redefining words makes me correct
I hope you get the monkeypoz.

>> No.50615592

on the bright side in just a few more days ill be out of money to lose
whats next, war with china leads to 10% pump?

>> No.50615595

>hen you realize this is not a gay disease
lol, the HHS call today literally said
>over 20k cases detected globally in 77 countries. 4600 cases in the US over 48 jurisdictions
>median age 35
>99% were males, vast majority reported male to male sexual contact. 37% are among whites. 31% hispanic, 27% blacks, 4% asians

>99% were males, vast majority reported male to male sexual contact.

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My brother in Christ... please... speak of what you see that is dumping?!

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it's our time soon

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>> No.50615625

it's time to fall down to the sky

>> No.50615628

>99% were males, vast majority reported male to male sexual contact.r

perfectly normal heterosexual behavior, check the white house website for a definition

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You are taking it too far. It was just a joke. Wishing someone get monkeypoop is worse than death.

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>SIGA is just going to keep going up forever

I was going to literally all in the other day if it came back down to 16. This is the call I was going to buy at 400ish. now it's 700.

Probably close all my positions at open tomorrow and just all in if there's a dump in thr morning

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GOVX bros, it's our time.

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>> No.50615642

A sell off, if it does happen, will probably happen on monday rather than tomorrow, unless amazon and apple shit the bed, because I think firms want to see a good end of month return. That said, if sell off doesn't happen it's probably permabull time for the next few months at least until the next fed rate hike.

>> No.50615643

This is america dying. I'm a 31 year old millionaire goy thanks to daddy. Hope your middle class sons and daughters will enjoy being slaves. This is what is happening here.

>> No.50615645

You just had 6 months of time. Don't tell me you are still holding your shorts and haven't switched to calls yet?

>> No.50615648

I was the cash gang anon that siad he'd buy today and I did
I don't know what is gonna happen sonif we dump it's my fault, you're welcome

>> No.50615653


SIGA males, apeing in for monkepox. I'm not sure people realize the memetic potential for this in terms of rinsing redditors.

This will fly on memes alone. Fortunately it's not the only thing going for the SIGA.

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Too late. The curse has been lain. 7x7 lesions on your face and genitals.

>> No.50615658

i've been long the entire time i just enjoy giving bobo false hope

>> No.50615666

>dont have penny stock trading available to my roth Ira
ah well. Ill stick with siga then.

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>> No.50615670
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>They will see us waving from such great heights, come down now
>They'll say

>> No.50615675

We just need apple to report that they are officially insolvent for the real bull szn to start.

>> No.50615676

shemitah isnt over yet mumu

>> No.50615684

How long till reports come out?

>> No.50615687

Just dont talk to women two hours after taking it unless you are trying to deliver a whole roll or salami. Daily use also builds lean muscle mass and improves test levels.

>> No.50615691
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My Bull Brother, let us feast at the trough of gains

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lets go anon i remember you from yesterday

>> No.50615695

Siga does not rhyme with sista, even in the loosest sense of the word

>> No.50615697

>go to lunch
>can't find a parking spot
>not even in the 5 floor parking garage

holy fuck the economy is so hot

>> No.50615702

Do not @ me or my son ever again

>> No.50615707

>99% were males, vast majority reported male to male sexual contact.
>mfw waiting to hear how the kids got it.
Time to rev up those woodchippers boys!

>> No.50615717

Earnings don't matter, it was a throw away quarter. Only guidance matters now.

>> No.50615722

shill me a woodchipper stock

>> No.50615725

if it rhymes with nigga it rhymes with sista
-ga and -sta rhyme carried by the short i

>> No.50615735

I did this too until I started having sex regulary. First time I fingered a girl I came without even touching my dick lol.

>> No.50615740

So the GDP numbers today were only advanced estimates, not technically official numbers. If the August numbers are lower than today's the bull run is officially in

>> No.50615750

>shemitah isnt over yet
im not jewish but its almost august which is considered the dawn of the shemitah,line go up.

>> No.50615753

>shoot the messenger
i didnt do this

>> No.50615756

>spy is at 406

Tomorrow has to be red. It just fucking has to

>> No.50615761

AAPL bussin

>> No.50615770

Who's gonna gamble on AAPL/AMZN earnings

>> No.50615774
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In magick you never want to cast a spell that harms someone because in order for the spell to be successful you will need to first channel it through your bodies enegry. Which means it will first affect you.


>> No.50615775

I thought it was pronounced SEE-ga. I just keep calling it gay sex anyhow.

>> No.50615776

Pretty sure siga sisters was made as a pun on the gay band scissor sisters. The more you know.

>> No.50615777

Today was your chance for red. Not happening. Green to close. Aths by eoy.

>> No.50615785

If it was me calls on AAPL puts on AMZN but I'm not gambling fuck off

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Man, I can't believe Biden just bitch slapped the recession.

>> No.50615794

Siga like sig the german word.

>> No.50615797
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i bought 200 UVXY with an average of 11.31 american dollars this morning

>> No.50615806

Did you get that at .70/each?

>> No.50615813

I'm riding with him, are you?

>> No.50615814

Nasdaq just hit major resistance

>> No.50615816

yall get ready for the circuit breakers tomorrow
to the upside, at that :3

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Nah, plenty of bagholders are called "______ sisters". I remember Scissor Sisters though, that plump chick could get it.

>> No.50615821

>whole roasted soggy tomatoes
>they are still on the vine

>> No.50615824

nah bought in today at 1.42 as usual late to the party
did a little swing trading on them tho

>> No.50615825
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I take public transport; so no.

>> No.50615827

Post evidence plz

>> No.50615828

not sure yet - want to but this shit is high already

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I FOMO into SIGA- already down... FML

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Should I just hold my SIGA December 17.5c or roll them? I feel like ITM is comfier but I don't wanna miss out on bigger gains.

>> No.50615842

Kill yourself

>> No.50615844

Why the fuck are we dumping

>> No.50615858

The CPI Box from early June?

>> No.50615861

we are? where

>> No.50615864
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I think I see the exact point you FOMOed in at.

>> No.50615872

Are you the dude with 37? Sell 7 and buy some 30C’s if you want to spice things up but don’t roll you’re whole wad that’s retarded.

>> No.50615882

wait for the teardown tomorrow and early next week to scoop again

>> No.50615888

they are shitting themselves over eggs and toast? of course this is American tv for retards

>> No.50615890

Quickly panic sell

>> No.50615896

I thought about it yesterday but I could easily see AMZN shit the bad and rattle the market making AAPL gains not as good

>> No.50615900

no way headline cpi is higher than june and markets ignore core so yeah back to ATHs lmao

>> No.50615910

Nasdaq cratering

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Vix took a nice beating,i expect it to rain blood.

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>> No.50615938

>Nasdaq just hit major resistance
chart pls

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>> No.50615950

Yep that's me. Thanks for the tip

>> No.50615952

i did for a tiny tiny loss- fuck that im not buying in to see it get crushed. im out. Waist of a fucking trade fee.

>> No.50615954

When does the nasdaq report earnings? I’m buying calls even if they miss because fuck this gay market

>> No.50615965

It took the market 1 month 3 weeks to get back to the May CPI Sell off which dumped the market in 3 days for the June low. Crazy

>> No.50615980

>>50615890 meant for you

>> No.50615998

so like uh
ill take all apologies right about now from all of the now broke doubters

>> No.50616010

Fuck SIGA I hope it crashes I waited 3 days not to FOMO then FOMO at its height. Like pottery

>> No.50616022
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>read thread
>still have no idea what market is doing
can we try to be a bit more cohesive and less schizo guys?

>> No.50616024

seriously no need to be shy just reply to me with your 0$ portfolio and say you watched and learned

>> No.50616028
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You just got dabbed on haha

>> No.50616033

>uk gas and oil companies record profits
>dividends tomorrow
> +0.04

Why wouldn't niggas jump in? Market is slow so probs pump on Monday cause wall street is dumb af

>> No.50616039

Why would you buy a meme company after it’s already pumped? memepox isn’t a big deal at all

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Apple (also known as NASDAQ) is reporting today.
>Captcha: 2JP0W

>> No.50616045

>if i was a rich man
i wouldn't play time raiders in hopes for some quick cash

>> No.50616046

RIP in piss Boboniggers

>> No.50616051

ill tell you what the markets doing
its melting up you idiot

now its possible apple has a major earnings miss and thats what this pump is trying to preemptively cushion but i mean the markets going to be down 5% tomorrow if the street doesnt like what happens after the bell today

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I suppose it was inevitable after all.

>> No.50616059

What the FUCK

>> No.50616078

How long until Elon Musk tweets about SIGA?

>> No.50616083

Making eggs the way he's doing it is harder than it looks

>> No.50616088

Are there people in here right now dumb enough to think SIGA won’t break $30 by next Friday?

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Sell, hodl, or take profits?
Too many green days, I can't see straight, the greed has got me in its grip. I can't tell when I'm being smart or being an idiot, need an objective pair of eyeballs.

>> No.50616099

market pumps on bad cpi, rate hikes, now recession
other than earnings theres really nothing else to drag this down
that means it should now go down since that makes no sense

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IDK- now I cant touch that money. Glad i didnt lose anythign on it. ill wait for it to crash- what I needed to stay away till then.

>> No.50616109

Exactly my point

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Oh shit bull bros... I think bobos capitulating

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People like you are the reason why newfags did not buy SIGA back at $8.

>> No.50616125

Lmao all you fomoing u to siga now deserve to get burned. We've been shilling this for months and u think 21.40 is the time to dive in? Karma for talking shit about it being a nothingburger

>> No.50616126

That scrambled egg method is fucking garbage. Just fry an egg or scramble it in a sauté pan with butter. There’s no need to do that runny, whipped scrambled egg shit.

>> No.50616127

Tranny this, tranny that.

>> No.50616147

$7B is nothing to you? Haha, ok, buddy. This is just the beginning. They’re unwinding COVID and getting everyone ready for the monkey-pee fear porn.

>> No.50616149

Not my problem

>> No.50616153

If you find yourself asking if you should sell, it's time to sell.

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Damn, bruh. I bought SIGA at $13 and people were telling me I was late, now I'm up like 70%. Wish I had more money to put in at the time.

>> No.50616159

Personally I don’t touch meme stocks, so I would sell and put it into an index fund. But at the very least you should sell your options and put it into shares

>> No.50616161

you have to wait dude
gamma squeezes dont just stop because the economy is in bad shape
apple earnings will probably crush the market
they are the last megacap unscathed after all and being consumer discretionary in a slowing economy thats not very good for them haha

>> No.50616163

I've only made about $4,000 usd trading since mid-July which is about half as much if I just bought UPRO and held.

>> No.50616171
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>og SIGAs saying it will break $100
>new SIGAs buying at $20 and thinking it’s over

Holy fuck just buy and hold shares you fucken mongloids this isn’t a meme stock outside of smg you fucken idiots

>> No.50616172

It’s not a lot of money at all. Plus it’s most likely not ever happening

>> No.50616174

If you’re worried just trim it. If you sell one contract it’s impossible to lose money on the other 3

>> No.50616195

It isn't, Gordon is just a shitass at it.

>> No.50616197

Thank you

>> No.50616215

Vix and dollar ramp into close, make it happen

>> No.50616217
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At least my INVO calls are up 3,2000%

(I only bought 4 @ .05)

>> No.50616220

It’s over for SIGA


>> No.50616227

Nah it's good and you're gay

>> No.50616235

same place but i didn't want to put my money there

>> No.50616244

make no mistake like all the other fake fed rallies this one will get dropkicked back to earth
several fold when apple earnings are dogshit and guidance is doggershit

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>> No.50616247

Has Biden even announced a national emergency of MP yet? Why would anyone sell before that? Shits about to explode even more than it already has.

>> No.50616249
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Yeah this month has been very good to me. 75% of my gains this month have been from trading vertical bull/bear spreads on NVDA and selling a couple naked 155 puts and 185 calls on the low/highs.
Also this is net after withdrawing $500 from my account so I could sportsbet and go to nice restaurants.

>> No.50616257

>this isn’t a meme stock
It’s the definition of a meme stock

>> No.50616261

How high would that drive it do you think? 25?

>> No.50616272

No he hasn't, I hope he wears a monkey costume when he does though

>> No.50616279

Gordon's looks better even though MPW is probably the better chef

>> No.50616280

I bought EQX. Don’t ask me why. Just had a good feeling about it.

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>> No.50616291

>Why would anyone sell before that?
You really don’t understand why someone would sell before the thing you want to happen never happens and people start to realize this

>> No.50616292

Just the announcement all by itself? Yeah, probably around $25. Then you have the potentially billion dollar orders of MP treatment that will follow to consider.

>> No.50616296

Confess.... Who is holding uvxy

>> No.50616308

Oddly enough my neighbor that works for my state's covid tracking response department invited me to a swanky craft beer bar tonight, knowing that I am unvaxxed. Logic is folding in on itself at a rapid pace.

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>isn't a meme stock
>has its own general

>> No.50616310

I think EOD dump of SIGA has begun, same time as yesterday.

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and that's a good thing

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>went out last weekend to the biggest city in the Netherlands
>saw so many homos you wouldn't believe
My only regret will be not buying enough siga

>> No.50616332

Midwits getting filtered by SIGA just like at 10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,etc.

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>> No.50616344

Until SIGA gets its own subreddit, this stock still has a shit of space to climb.
r/WSB isn’t even on this thing yet, mainly just /biz/ and Stocktwits

>> No.50616349

We really doing this again?
>J-j-just you wait and see, the WHO will never call it a public health emergency y-y-youll see

>> No.50616369

Fuck off

>> No.50616374


>> No.50616380

This. The WHO went for it, so will the CDC.

>> No.50616385

Garbage Don's half mexican brother in a suit

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>> No.50616401

New >>50616394

>> No.50616409

He's actually pretty well spoken and seems to know what he's doing. I trust him in this

>> No.50616422

Fuck you got me I clicked the link

>> No.50616434

Nobody should take advice from Gordon.

>> No.50616470

>all these retards talking about siga
>meanwhile I have a 100xer that’s about to pop
And I’m not going to tell you the name of the company, you’ll have to research based on my description

It’s a company that makes fully electric delivery vans that utilize utility drones to also make deliverys. The biggest X factor is that it’s in the running to replace the entire fleet of usps delivery cans. No way they don’t go all electric

>> No.50616562

>hes still holding workhorse bags
they didn't get the contract though

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>> No.50616682 [DELETED] 

me, im down 45% now
going all the way to reverse split because I know the second I sell we hit circuit breakers

>> No.50617439

for a retard - i've done it and i wouldnt call myself a cook

>> No.50617456

truth hurts, doesn't it, mutt?

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