/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50605743]

Hello /biz/, FTX insider here. I'm writing to you TODAY b/c I want to expose to Sam Bankman-Fried and the horrors that go inside FTX headquarter. I will expose various lies, rumors and drama that is going inside this company. This is my expose at the risk of getting fired ... I am writing this to you while at work.

Sam Bankman-Fried (born March 6, 1992) is a fat fucking Jew. Last week, I was in the washroom taking a piss. Sam Bankman-Fried lumbered inside the stall next to mine and took a A HUGE GIGANTIC SHIT. Missile sized turds started assaulting the toilet bowl. His Jewish diet stunk up the washroom. I felt light headed inhaling his Jewish fumes.

That afro nasty fuck didn't flush the toilet as he lumbered out of the washroom. I, by happenstance, saw his gigantic turds. THAT JEWISH FAGGOT ISN'T A VEGAN BECAUSE THE SHIT IS SO MEATY AND THICK.

I have more meaty insider info, including Sam Bankman-Fried's gay relationship with Dan Friedberg (Regulatory Officer)

More to come ...

[Anonymous No.50605783]

>>50605743
Sam Bankman-Fried (born March 6, 1992) is NOT a vegan. That's a propaganda piece written by his PR agent. Look at his disgusting pork belly. Does that look like a vegan to you?

Since Sam Bankman-Fried practically lives in the office, I know what he orders for lunch and dinner. For lunch, he would order: premium Italian sausages, deep fried Kosher rabbit meat, lasagna and pasta are his favorites.

The portly fat fuck NEVER shares his fodo with anyone in the office. He eats up to 4,500 calories daily. The lazy fat Jew sleeps in his beanie bag and barely moves an inch.

[Anonymous No.50605815]

pls post a timestamp pls pls pls

[Anonymous No.50605824]

>>50605783

Sam Bankman-Fried is a homo like Peter Thiel.

Sam Bankman-Fried has a romantic working relationship with his regulatory officer, Dan Friedberg. By happenstance I saw the two of them holding hands and pecking each other lips in the office after hour. I will bring a glass spy cam next week and try my best to capture them kissing. Dan Friedberg is a openly gay homosexual with had a previous husband. I guess he ditching his husband to date Sam Bankman-Fried. AGAIN, I will bring my spy glasses to the office next week and try to capture them holding hands (they make employees around the office uncomfortable with their affection).

[Anonymous No.50605849]

Nice blog Mr Faggatron

[Anonymous No.50605851]

Posting in a high quality thread

[Anonymous No.50605857]

>>50605849
I have more insider info on how they steal customer funds ...

[Anonymous No.50605929]

>>50605857
Dont be anti semite please, its hurt my goodgoy feelings programmed into me.

[Anonymous No.50607062]

>>50605743
>Sam Bankman-Fried
ticker: SBF

[Anonymous No.50607085]

sam's rabbi ate half his dick and now he has bitch tits and can't breed
lol, lmao even LMFAO

[Anonymous No.50607097]

>>50605743
>expose to
Ok Ranjeesh

[Anonymous No.50607197]

>>50605743
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[Anonymous No.50607363]

>>50605743
>More to come ...
indeed, i cum

[Anonymous No.50607422]

>>50605743
>the most generous millionaire
is literally a millionaire, it's like me saying memecoins are the best investment you could make.
just shut up and let me watch my zha0 bags die once again