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Energy chads it's our turn Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA- Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV- Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews- Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>> No.50605199

SOXL TRANNIES, OIL PRINCESSES, SIGGERS, OPTION NIGGERS, AND POOR FAGS, I HOPE YOU ALL MAKE IT. I LOVE ALL OF YOU

>> No.50605214
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50605214

>futures

>> No.50605220

>>50605199
>OPTION NIGGERS, AND POOR FAGS
What's the difference

>> No.50605249

>>50605199
I don’t think you missed a single anon. We love you too, little buddy.

>> No.50605251

>>50605220
Some poor fags like the cat poster is too dumb to figure out options

>> No.50605262

I went way too hard on UVXY calls and SPY call credit spreads and I am fucking sweating about tomorrow

>> No.50605264

>>50605214
That’s what you said yesterday, bobo. I wish futures predicted tomorrow’s price action. This shit would be easy as pie if they did.

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>>50605199
Cпacибo

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?Pasts

>> No.50605287

>>50605199
FPBP

>> No.50605298

>>50605272
I went to water my tomatoes as the sun was setting and a frog jumped out at me. Scared the shit out of me.

>> No.50605299

I'm hesitant to buy GOVX, is it a good call?

>> No.50605306

>>50605298
We’re you wearing shoes? If you were wearing rain boots or hiking boots I bet you wouldn’t have been afraid.

>> No.50605314
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>>50605298
>scared of a frog
What the fuck would a frog even do?
Pee on you?

>> No.50605318

UUUU
E
C

>> No.50605320

>>50605306
kek no i was barefoot, you're probably right
i'm also conditioned for flight when anything reptilian looking jumps out at me, having grown up in australia

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>>50605199
Thanks anon. Wishing you the same

>> No.50605329

WE WILL NEVER EVER have another red day.
Market downturn is cancelled because we will redefine the definition. Simple as.

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Circuit breakers tmrw. Repent Mumu.

>> No.50605351

>>50605214
They're 0%, what are you talking about?

>> No.50605354

>>50605299
Idk, he did a Jewish ritual. That's good enough for me

>> No.50605362
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>>50605362

>> No.50605395
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50605395

Lately I've been watching Lucifer and the biscuit hammer.

It's about some guy in college who meets some girl. Turns out she is super strong and wants to punch the world to death. She has a pleasant attitude, but she wants to destroy the world. She "loves the planet" but wants to destroy it because she will be sad to part with it because she is mortal.

Everyone is crazy except for me

>> No.50605394

>>50605314
frogs don't pee they lay eggs

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>>50605299
Checked.
>>50605354

Can anyone explain why some stocks have these crazy share prices in their history? I understand the fat finger

>> No.50605405

>>50605395
>>>/a/

>> No.50605414

>>50605405

The only unwritten rule on 4chan: every board is anime

>> No.50605420
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>>50605414

>> No.50605430

>>50605398

Constant reverse splits, or just a total error

>> No.50605439
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>>50605262
VIX is going to go up right? This paltry +0.12% in futures got me sweatin' Saw UVXY at a local low right before the GDP number and thought "what could possibly go wrong with buying calls right now?"

>> No.50605445

>US rate: 2.5%
>Swedish rate: 0.75%
How can I as a Swede make money from the fact that we are fucked

>> No.50605456

>>50605362
I can't imagine using robinhood for anything over 10k.

>> No.50605458

>>50605395
This season is really dry. I'll check this one out. Also, I am 0 for 5 on earnings speculations so far. I'll always be stuck in the wage cage.

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>>50605445
>svenska
Move to norway

>> No.50605468
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>>50605458
I enjoyed Spy x Family, I don't care if normies love it

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>>50605398
Looks like an error, GOVX (geovax) was listed sept 25th 2020 so anything before that is possibly a different company with the same ticker that got delisted?

>> No.50605476

>>50605458

It's great so far. It's even wholesome, with action as well

>> No.50605485

>>50605395
I have the English manga of this, I paid like 8 bucks for them years ago and now some of the volumes are worth hundreds of dollars. The best investment I didn’t know I made

>> No.50605495

>>50605458
>This season is really dry
wat we've got MiA, Isekai Ojisan, Underwater Ray Romano, Overlord, and picking up girls in a dungeon. Thats a pretty solid haul.

>> No.50605497

>>50605320
I don’t blame you. I grew up in Texas and have been very close to all of our venomous vipers at one time or another. Gotta wear those boots or keep an eye on the ground!

>> No.50605498

>the return of biopenny memes
The cycle begins anew. Some newfag will start shilling AMRS again in the next few weeks.

>> No.50605499

How is this other bottle of water?

>> No.50605503
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50605503

Friendly reminder no amount of gains will get cute teenage girls to love you

>> No.50605508
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>>50605184
What if the Fed WANTS hyper inflation so we can get a great reset with a fed backed digital crypto currency that they can manipulate at will.

>> No.50605517

>>50605485
Bullshit
There’s collectors out there that pay that kind of money for used manga?

>>50605495
What? Any of those any good? I barely finished s3 of danmachi but I’m stoked on overlord and Mia. Maybe get back in to class of elite

>> No.50605519

>>50605468
My girlfriend loved it. She won't stop calling me papa now. The shit about elegance was funny

>> No.50605528

>>50605503
WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>50605519
>my girlfriend

>> No.50605539

>10Y and 2Y both still down from mid June
So the Fed has lost control over the yield huh. They only influence the VERY short end of it now, like 3 months

>> No.50605563

>>50605529
Jeez, lotta bitter guys around here. I’m married with a daughter. I should probably just kms, huh? No point in spending time with women, just hang out with your boy friends!

>> No.50605566

>>50605395
>it's a manga about an "evil" person but they only say they're evil they actually only do good
A trope only edgy 12 year olds can enjoy

>> No.50605570

>>50605519
Your girlfriend is cringe also probably not even a woman if he’s saying baby catchphrases from anime. I once stopped hanging out with a girl in high school because she said “onii chan” in public

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>>50605439
vix isnt going up, aapl will report and itll be slightly below estimates but not enough to tank the market, its over

>> No.50605581

>>50605570
Did you have sex with this girl? Having sex with girls is based.

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>>50605529
Yep. As I type this she asleep next to me both of us naked in bed. Feels good man

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>>50605563
>here's my life story
He wasn't even talking to you. Why are normies like this?

>> No.50605596

>>50605508
On average the stock market is a deflationary instrument as a function of modern design. The institutions are in on it.
The only reason it hasn't crashed is because too much of would be retail are holding cash. If they crash it and real money buys back in then we enter another hyper inflationary cycle.

>>50605517
Utawarerumono is something to pick up from the beginning but i'll admit its pretty dry. Classroom is also somewhat dry but thats the nature of it.

>> No.50605615

>>50605581
No I wasn’t that desperate.

>> No.50605621

>>50605587
based
i fucked my wife earlier and now she's asleep and i'm just doing my thing

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>>50605577
Heh, don't lie to me like that anon, there's no possible way VXY could go under 11... right? Haha, that would be crazy.

>> No.50605629

Greetings bobos, I ask you to please apologize for calling me retarded the other day when I said would we pump on the day of the 75 bps hike, as 100 bps was priced in. I am the chad that holds BTC and ARKK, who bobos viciously attacked in threads last night. GET FUCKED YOU BOBO FAGGOTS.

>> No.50605631

What's the next meme stock now that SIGA has peaked?

>> No.50605636

>>50605566

I think it's neat. You probably listen to NPR and eat mayonnaise sandwiches for dinner. Your tastes are probably worse than mine

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>>50605622
UVXY*
>>50605631
Peaked... Anon, I...

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>>50605570
Nah she is cute and sensibly based. She is making me a lasagna tomorrow and routinely does wife tasks without asking. Definitely a keeper

>> No.50605658

>>50605629

>> No.50605661

>>50605642

have u seen the vix of the vix, its at 2019 levels

>> No.50605662

>>50605650

Don't listen to him. He's probably going to fuck his hand and cry into his body pillow until he falls asleep

>> No.50605681

futures not looking good

>> No.50605683

>>50605661
I dont see a lot of people talk about VVIX

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>>50605681
>futures not looking good

looks fine to me

>> No.50605693

>>50605590
Why do autists resent men with gfs and wives? It makes you seem jealous.
>>50605615
So clearly you’ve fucked a lot of girls since then, right? You’ve never had to be desperate because you reel in all the sophisticated babes. You weren’t acquainted with a weaboo because she was part of your friend group, right?

>> No.50605694

>>50605650
>>50605662
Does your MtF transsexual “girlfriend” also run with his arms behind his back like a Naruto character?

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>>50605199
god bless (you) all

>> No.50605722
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>>50605199
Blessed digits have your (You)

>> No.50605732

>>50605694

>This faggot thinks I have a gf

What's it like being stupid? I do pity the slow though. I'll offer you one piece of financial advice. You may ask me ONE question.

>> No.50605764
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50605764

>thinks there is only one cat poster

>> No.50605778

>>50605693
I don’t understand why you are so upset. You seem like you’re trying to insult me because I didn’t settle for somebody that gives me secondhand embarrassment in public? I guess it’s pretty hard to believe that there are some people on this Earth who have options and won’t subject themselves to shitty personality traits for a piece of pussy when you have 0 confidence in yourself to do better.

>> No.50605784

WANT
chart looks bullish as fuck

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>>50605689
>lost 50% in weeks
>looks fine to me
Alrighty,cryptobaggie

>> No.50605809

>>50605778
Where can I buy those options?

>> No.50605814

>>50605809
Not publicly traded sorry

>> No.50605837

Is now the time to buy bitf?

>> No.50605847

>>50605629
If you didnt sell today you have no brain

>> No.50605874

>/smg/ - anime & relationships

>> No.50605884

Cannabis gonna be legalized in Germany by end of the year. All the companies I look at who might be big players in the new market look like shit r.n.
How to pick the rest gut one?

>> No.50605893

>>50605874
It's 2 in the morning you autist

>> No.50605895

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>> No.50605903

sooo all this crypto shit that crashed a month or two ago. how is it doing now? i take it bitcoin is slowly rising... what about all the other shitcoins that bottomed out, do those rise back up, or are they now forever worthless??

what is going on in the nft space?

is general concensus that crypto is a scam yet, or not?

>> No.50605909

>>50605895
Is this a meme? Am I about to lose money on these?

>> No.50605918

>>50605778
All I’m saying is the guys I know that land top tier pussy would fuck a lamp post or garbage can on occasion. You aren’t a guy who fucks, I can tell. All the guys I know that only want a perfect girl who has no previous partners and like all the same things they like and behaves like a nun all the time don’t have gfs or wives because their standards are unrealistic.

You can’t even counter that I literally know you either don’t get poon or have never even had poon. You likely live a very structured and solitary life. I don’t know why you feel the need to lash out and accuse anons of dating trannies despite knowing that practically everyone on /smg/ is a heterosexual male. It smacks of jealousy to me, but maybe you’re just a bitter person in general.

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50605920

>>50605884
stay away from weed companies, they pop up constantly and fight over market share while mexicans grow weed in the forest with no regulations

>> No.50605923

>>50605903
Not my problem

>> No.50605924
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Small caps...

>> No.50605928

>>50605918
> You aren’t a guy who fucks

You sure this isn’t just a projection?

>> No.50605931

>>50605909
its a bot, dont buy any of dat shit nigga

>> No.50605940

>>50605884
Germany needs an average of 175 days until the complete legislative process has been gone through.

>> No.50605943

>>50605931
oh fuck

>> No.50605948

>>50605920
But won't Germany opening up in jan be the perfect time for a new meme stock after siga?

>> No.50605954

>>50605928
Nah, it’s not projection because I fucked my wife last week after she lubed me up with her mouth. Shit was cash. I can smell the lack of sex in your posts. You think you’re being edgy but you just sound bitter. You know I’m right, you don’t have to admit it here.

>> No.50605958

>>50605884
From my experience trading the speculative bubble on Canadian weed stocks, it doesn't matter. Pick whichever is the biggest (has the most money) as that one is most likely to be a legitimate business that will file earnings and required regulatory documents on time. What you don't want is a small cap that, while not exactly a scam, is a complete pump and dump. Getting stuck bagholding a stock on cease trade order is not fun, let me tell you.
Second and most important: THESE ARE NOT LONG TERM HOLDS. They will bubble up and collapse. If you get a rocket ride, take profits and run away.

>> No.50605962

>>50605948
well maybe you can jump in and jump out quick
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/MJ/

>> No.50605992

>>50605954
Ok you’re right bro. I will start including more people who use anime catchphrases in public into my life. I did not realize I had broken a law. I will turn myself into the sex police immediately

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>>50605920
Look at MJXL anon, textbook bottomed-out chart in accumulation phase

>> No.50606001

>>50605954
No one here cares about your ugly, aging wife. You don't need to make 9 posts about it on a stock market discussion board.

>> No.50606005

>>50605992
when was the last time you had sex

>> No.50606009
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>>50606000
Very nice

>> No.50606011

>>50606005
Ask your mom

>> No.50606013

I'm starting to get into trading on the stock market. I think I'm ok with technical analysis, but I'm not sure how to establish an appropriate value for a stock. A great company bought at too higher a price is a lousy investment. How do I figure out that good price point?

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>>50606000

>> No.50606027

>>50606001
That’s the thing though, I already did! I already made nine posts about my aged wife and there’s nothing you can do about it.
>>50605992
So when did you have sex last and who did you have sex with? Was she gorgeous, intelligent and witty? Did every man look up at her when she entered the room? C’mon! We need details, anon!

>> No.50606032

>>50606011
Okay so you don't get any. Why do incels keep getting into arguments about women with men who have sex? Explain yourself.

>> No.50606038

none of the posters talking about females will ever make it. sorry.

>> No.50606054
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>>50606013
You don't. It's a clown market. Momentum is pretty much all you need.

>> No.50606056

>>50606011
Booo, lame. Lame joke. C’mon, tell us about all the conquests you’ve made upon the fertile bosoms and pubic mounds of the finest women on earth! No trollops or stinky, fat/lanky weaboo girls for you, oh no! Only the BEST!

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>>50605903
Well you are in the wrong thread but if you want the /smg/ approved way to play crypto get into HUT now.

>> No.50606067

>>50606032
I don’t really answer rhetorical questions

>> No.50606106

I would like to point out that I have more sex than any anon here. Out of my way peasants. Big dick coming through

>> No.50606110

>>50606056
When did I ever say that? Can you link me to the post where I said “only the best”?

>> No.50606114

>>50606106
I don't have to work.

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>>50605918
>who has no previous partners and like all the same things they like and behaves like a nun all the time don’t have gfs or wives because their standards are unrealistic.
*Non-westernized women have entered the chat*

>> No.50606140

>AAPL and AMZN earnings today
They're going to miss hard right? Those are consumer retail and nobody's buying shit.

>> No.50606155

>>50605847
Why would I sell? NDX is going to hit 20k in a couple months, swing traders are fucking morons.

>> No.50606173

Holy shit. Futures are red. I need to sell immedeatly

>> No.50606182

what do you guys think will happen to porsche se share price since they bought out half of an f1 team

>> No.50606191

>>50606140
>miss earnings
Sure and the market will still go up because literally nobody cares and we are all frontrunning the Fed pivot which is the only thing that actually matters.

>> No.50606194

>>50606140
Yes, Amazon already has a low bar they're not beating. AAPLs estimates aren't that low so they should miss and it should cause a shit show

>> No.50606232

>>50606194
>cause a shit show
You bobos STILL don't get it. Maybe after tomorrow when the GDP report is negative and Apple misses earnings badly you'll get it? Nobody cares about that shit, the Feds decisions are all that matters and Powell continues to show hes a beta bitch, hinted strongly that a pivot would be coming in todays FOMC. We're pumping at least another 3% on NDX today.

>> No.50606239

>>50606232
recession being bullish was bullish before they started denying that the recession is a recession, now they're signaling they don't care, no pivot until breaking.

>> No.50606272

>>50606239
That's just Biden and his retarded handlers, nobody actually cares about the minor recession we are already in. The market still expects a Fed pivot starting in 2023 with December being the final rate hike.

>> No.50606275

SOXLmigos! How do you think SOXL will do after the INTC earnings today?

>>50606232
>>50606239
There is always a pump in august before the september recession rugpull, the one that doesn't get it is you because you're allergic to historical charts and I suspect bought way too high and are desperate to go back to 35k rather than down to 25k (the logical bottom).

>> No.50606286

>>50606275
September shit is Shemitah jewish conspiracy /pol/ tier garbage, stocks didn't rug in 1994 or 2015 Shemitah. The September thing is actually the rich people returning from vacations and IF the outlook is bearish they dump, it's why the summer has shitty volume and it picks up into September.

>> No.50606308

>>50605184
I'm trying to find a rundown of Amazon's sales per quarter but there's no breakdown of what the sales are for what category. They have public financial reports but they just say "sales" are x and don't specify what those sales were in. Anyone who does finance or business who can help me?

>> No.50606312

>>50605909
Its weed penny stocks.

>> No.50606314

I'm going to be buying more SIGA bags.

I wanted to buy some backyard gardening stuff to grow garlic and other winter crops but might not be able to. Amazon, especially for Prime, are going to fucking make everything more expensive real soon thanks to the fed hike rate.

>> No.50606318
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50606318

Any of you fags taking the gamble with Apple today?

>> No.50606372
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>>50606318
I shorted nasdaq yesterday before close so sort of.

>> No.50606400

Looks like the bullrun is over again

>> No.50606414

>>50606400
Red futures means green day.

>> No.50606416

>>50606272
Why would the FED pivot if inflation is up and the stock market doesn't crash? Bulls are retarded to try to front run a pivot when a stock market downturn is needed for the pivot to happen.

>> No.50606484

Is it over for GOVX?

>> No.50606508

>^IXIC
>The crash hasnt even happened yet, only the first peak has formed

>TQQQ
>The crash already happened and we're about to recover

>> No.50606514

>>50606414
cope

>> No.50606525

>>50606416
It's supply side inflation, the Fed has no control over it and it peaked in June. Bears are fighting the Fed, bulls correctly predicted what Powell would do. If you watched the FOMC today he hinted so strongly at a pivot that he might as well have just said it.

>> No.50606597

>>50605184
Been off this shit ass board for a while, gimme a run down of the latest meme stocks
Also fuck captcha

>> No.50606618
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>>50605517
Made in Abyss is amazing. It's about a kid and robot kid who go on a suicide trip to a massive pit with weird flora and fauna and remnants of ancient civilization. You can't go back up after certain point.

It's odd you haven't heard about it by now. Watching order is season 1 and the movie 3 before season 2 though. Movies 1 and 2 are just season 1 condensed into 2 movies.

>> No.50606634

>>50606597
Not a full rundown but GME fags are still being pump and dumped so that's kind of funny.

>> No.50606638

>>50606618
Don't listen to this guy, it's edgy garbage full of basic animu tropes, except also full of pedo bait

>> No.50606644
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50606644

>“I don’t think inflation is going to be cooperating in a way that makes cuts plausible. Powell said repeatedly the economy needs to slow down to meet their goals.
>A modest recession probably won’t do the job. They are going to have to do more.”

>> No.50606646
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50606646

ONE THING

>> No.50606657
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>>50605636
My favorite show is Mid Morning Matters with Alan Partridge

>> No.50606763
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50606763

OIL

>> No.50606786
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50606786

Umm guys

The world's largest chemical plant just announced that they will be cutting down on ammonia production. Food shortages are gonna get fucking wild.

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1552579623665500162

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50606796

>>50606308
You mean like these categories in the 10-Q/10-K filings?

Check SEC's EDGAR for those documents: https://www.sec.gov/edgar/search/#/ciks=0001018724&entityName=AMAZON%2520COM%2520INC%2520(AMZN)%2520(CIK%25200001018724)

>> No.50606805

>>50606786

I keep repeating it in here.

WINTER WINTER WINTER

You dumb fucks have no idea what's coming this winter. Mumus are so focused on the market they don't realise the bigger issue at play this winter. There is a severe worldwide shortage of food, gad and fertiliser.

Europe is going to starve and burgers will do it tough too.

>> No.50606810

>>50606786
I did kind of wonder if the Dutch and Canadian fertilizer restrictions were some midwit bureaucrat trying to frontrun that. Probably gives them too much credit and they're just environmentalist retards though.

>> No.50606855
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50606855

>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN FUTURINOS

>> No.50606882
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50606882

Airbus memed me yet again.
Check the charts.

>> No.50606905
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50606905

>>50605184
Toss another log on the fire...

>> No.50606948

>>50606905
Oh please. They keep shooting missiles and nothing happens. All bark no bite.

>> No.50606958

>>50606905
midwit headline monkey

>> No.50606962

>>50606882
Could be worse. Could be Boeing.

>> No.50606967
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50606967

i unironically had a dream last night where i looked out of my bedroom window into the woods in back of my house and there were 3 bears who started fighting each other to the death. biting, gnawing, slashing each other with their claws. i got out my phone and started recording it because i had never seen anything like that before. it was seemingly a grizzly bear vs. two big black bears.

idk what this means though. of course thinking about it now while awake, i'd think bears = stock market. but what does it mean for 3 bears to be fighting each other violently to the death? anyways take this as you will, just thought you guys might be interested.

>> No.50607005

why can't I buy US leveraged etf's in germany with my bank AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mjxl looks so good ...............................................................

>> No.50607007
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>>50606644
The sooner the market expects a pivot, the longer inflation will stick. This leads to a cycle in which the Fed must leave interest rates longer every time the market has priced in cuts.

>> No.50607021

>>50606967
Do you trade forex? My first thought is the strong but inflating dollar (bearish in the sense of, like, CPI) mauling the shit out of the weaker Yen and Euro.

>> No.50607025

>>50607005
you WILL buy VUSA and you will be happy and comply.

>> No.50607060

also what do you guys think about steel rn. Considering we might not be headed into a recession and all these companies pay divies with a P/e of 1-10. Idk seems kinda slurpable, recently bought ssab and only saw afterwards that they only pay divi once a year...

>> No.50607061

>>50607005
Can't Euros do crazy shit like CFDs and knockout certs and things that go waaay beyond the SEC limit of 3x leverage?

>> No.50607063

>>50607005
Use an online broker

>> No.50607078

Be honest with me - is UVXY a fucked vol product? A failed instrument?

>> No.50607081

Oil niggers we are back
Bigger, blacker, more oilier than ever before

>> No.50607113

We’re recovering already. Green Day imminent

>> No.50607114

>>50607078
It's not a failed instrument at all. It's designed to lose value. vix is under heavy manipulation right now.

>> No.50607130
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50607130

When you find yourself saying "I'm going to invest in oil", please take a step back, and think about what you really want to achieve in your short time on earth. Wouldn't you like be able to say you spent your life trying to make the world a little less shitty? Or are those dividends really that important to you?
I say this because, you say you're just toying with the idea. So something is holding you back. I think you know it's not something worth doing, and I think you're right.

Not saying we can ever be 100% free of moral impurity in our investment decisions. After all, there are unsavory things about most big companies. But it's another thing to go out of your way to support things repulsive to your own values. I hope you don't go that way. The little money you'd make from it isn't worth the guilt you'd feel.

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50607135

O I L
I
L

>> No.50607138

I need AAPL to shit the bed

>> No.50607141

>>50607130
What's the original?

>> No.50607155

>>50605495
I managed to get my younger brother to try Full Metal Panic and he enjoyed it.

>> No.50607160

>>50607130
I think holding oil is chic as fuck. What can I do?

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>> No.50607184

Shall I sell some DVN? How high is the black gold going to climb?

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>>50607141
>all you fucking safety sally's making everything safe for everyone all the time are just part of the fucking problem. you dont have any balls or brains. take for instance peanut allergies.i made my grandson a peanut butter sandwich to take to school. his faggot tranny teacher said the sandwich home with a note saying PB&J sandwiches are not allowed at school cause some halfwits kid might be allergic. back when I was a kid we didnt have peanut allergies. every once in a while some kid would just drop dead after eating a peanut butter sandwich, no one knew why, and no one really cared, and parents had lots of kids. and by natural selection no one was allergic to peanut butter sandwiches.

>> No.50607194

>>50607141

Some Hacker News commenter

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32256236

>> No.50607199

>>50607138
sorry to break the news but this is a green day

>> No.50607220

Good GDP numbers make us tank. Bad GDP would be feeding into the pivot narrative

>> No.50607250

>>50606634
Still? Hasn't it been like a year?

>> No.50607269

>>50607250

They've been dutifully holding my bags for over 550 days now. They are the best baggies.

>> No.50607272

>>50607250
Yep, they're still hoping for muh MOASS thinking they'll be millionaires any day now, the cope went so far they deluded themselves into thinking Gamestop itself is a good company.

>> No.50607287
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50607287

hi frenz.

i asked about a week ago about getting into somne low risk long term investing (i want to invest in VOO monthly for the next 30 years)

trying to open an etoro account and i dont wanna learn all thuis fucken shit because i don't even want to use it. can i get some help?

>> No.50607298

>>50607287
lol
>etoro
>doesn't know basic questions
just stop my dude

>> No.50607302

>>50607220
Jerome really is a pussy.

>> No.50607327

>>50607061
CFDs are garbage. It's a great way to get margin called even if you're right about price target. At least with options you're just fighting time, CFDs are shit with high volatility

>> No.50607338

>>50606286
I'm not talking about shemitah you seem to know more about this than me I'm talking about charts, motherfucker.

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50607346

>what if seinfeld but for millennials
Short everything.

>> No.50607365

>>50607302
>>50607220
It's still up from yesterday. Stuff like Meta is going down because google already pumped the market. Now when AMZN and AAPL underperform the market will go down 1% tomorrow as well because they already priced in higher expectations because of the rate hike being only .75 instead of 1.00 and because bad earnings are bad earnings.

All in balance. The bull, bear and crab holding hands.

>> No.50607377

>>50607338
The vast majority of the time anyone mentions the September shit they mean the shemitah crap, the chart doesn't suggest we will dump at all this year, it suggests we will see 5000 S&P and 20,000 NASDAQ.

>> No.50607379

>>50607287

You can just google that exact question and fine the answer, this is how pros do it.

https://www.brokereviews.com/a/blog/the-answers-to-etoro-s-trading-knowledge-assessment

It's just testing you to see if they should give you margin or access to various options. It sounds like you should stay far far away from those options and it would probably be best to answer every single question wrong.

>> No.50607410

>>50605539
This is not acceptable Jerome. Show them who's boss. They will YIELD.

>> No.50607427

>>50607377
>the chart suggests impossible numbers based on rate hikes and economic trouble because I like number go up
Yeah okay faggot.

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50607428

>>50606967
>but what does it mean for 3 bears to be fighting each other violently to the death? anyways take this as you will, just thought you guys might be interested.

>> No.50607444

howd u like that bitdawg

>> No.50607477

>>50605503
I could at least show him my zha0 bags and say "look, a cutedog" and then fuck

>> No.50607483

>>50607427
>bobo doesn't know how to do analyze a chart or do TA
A tale as old as time.

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>>50607061
default 5x leverage + 20x on EU/US ETF CFDs but emerging markets (like Brazil) only 10x
making good money shorting nasd-ack and shit&piss as a hedge this year while still accumulating and holding boomer bags (and swinging some tech shit like semis)

>> No.50607537
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Aapl will say Mac book sales made up for whatever tiny drop in iPhone sales they had and they’ll issue clown world guidance and pump 5%.

>> No.50607547

>>50607428
that wouldn't make sense, if price kept going down that would be beneficial to bears, they wouldn't be dying and killing each other. if anything, a short squeeze would be a better analogy. bears killing each other trying to get out first and price squeezes up. maybe it's a positive omen for the market.

>> No.50607563

>>50607269
550 days? Already? I've been gone a long time. Also based
>>50607272
I saw them still holding months after the peak and i thought they were delusional then, this shit is next level

>> No.50607578

>>50607563
Go check out their shitty subreddit and sort by top all time or something, it's funny as fuck, they actually were hyped for the retarded NFT marketplace gamestop put out.

>> No.50607584

>>50607327
you only get margin called if you can't manage risk

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>>50607007
>The sooner the market expects a pivot, the longer inflation will stick
unironically this. market already expects fucking (((QE))) next summer 2023 - they haven't even started shrinking their balance sheet..
but if AAPL reports good numbers today then the clown market will pump it up even higher. next fed meeting is september so august is even a quiet phase.. probably green august then the downturn restarts again and we go to lower than June lows

>> No.50607665

>>50607537
true and real
we bussin straight to 420.69

>> No.50607695

>>50606786
Bullish for Plug Power and the nuclear industry. Fuck Germany.

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>>50605318
simple as

>> No.50607732
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50607732

DXY is healing
(it doesn't seem to be affecting futures much though)

>> No.50607763

>>50607732
poopy poopy bear
you need to change your diapers

>> No.50607773

>>50606318
Shorted brkb not a lot though considering guidence can be pulled straight out of a bull's asshole and the market eats it up.

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>>50607732
EU market: German CPI release in 1 hr
US market: US GDP, PCE release in 2 hrs
the calm before the storm bobro

>> No.50607785

Oil looks like it wants 100+ again.

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>>50605199

>> No.50607813
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If we could have just ONE more solid green day like yesterday so I can skim the top off a little that would be great and you can resume the crash all you like after.

>> No.50607818
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50607818

If we get a return to the 70's/80's style dump fest (when KO shat down to 40's) I'll get a personal loan/or use margin and go on a bagging spree.. Will also dump a load into my SWPPX while I'm at it.

>> No.50607846

>>50607818
Why do you own C (citi group)?

>> No.50607855

>>50607846
Well I did own it. Sold yesterday with 8% gain.

>> No.50607856

Why doesn’t everyone just have puts on UVXY if it’s designed to go down?

>> No.50607857

>>50607775
how will you cope when they're all "not as bad as expected" and cause markets to rally again?
>j-just wait for apple earnings!
then apple misses... but not by thaaaat much and lowers guidance.... slightly and we rally even harder.
bears r fuk
*dabs*

>> No.50607901

>>50607857
This is literally what's going to happen, every somewhat sane bobo has flipped bullish by now.

>> No.50607920

>>50607855
You should pick up some railroad stocks

UNP CSX CP CNI

>> No.50607921

>>50607857
unironically that would be my best outcome if the market gets another big meltup like yesterday, I'll unload some more bags and buy more shorts.
>then apple misses... but not by thaaaat much and lowers guidance.... slightly and we rally even harder.
wanted to open AAPL shorts today but after seeing GOOG + MSFT missing but still getting +7% and +5% it's like I'm not going to risk this shit in this clown market even though this is the most logical decision (imo) because AAPL is the only one just 13% down ytd and GOOG+MSFT were already down -30% ytd before the earnings pump

>> No.50607937

>>50607856
Shorting UVXY was very common before the 2018 volmageddon crash killed the trade (and killed the beloved XIV inverse vix etn. kek.

>> No.50607948

>>50607856
>designed to go down
Priced in.

>> No.50607952

Biden's speaking with Xi at 8:30
Probably a nonevent.

>> No.50607973

/smg/ is the poop & pee for (You) and me.

>> No.50608025

>>50607921
Dont fall for aapl shorting. Aapl has alot of boomer investors with irrational belief in the company. Being correct is irrelivant if the stock is pumped by idiots

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>>50605184
uranium moved twice as dramatically as oil did yesterday
my hypothesis NUKE THE CHINKS 2021 is now confirmed and we will now enter a bull market in uranium that will last ten years
every single mine on earth with proven reserves will operate, at profit. there are still explorers out there who don't know what they are doing and will find and get excited about bad locations, and speculative money will pour into these too. don't be a sucker in a mining boom!

>> No.50608079

>>50608025
That's called meme magic.
It's the reason stock analysis is dead

>> No.50608119

>good news everypony, recession is cancelled because oil is down!
>oil shoots up
heh...

>> No.50608125

just had to withdraw all my funds from Tastyworks
I love their platform, love their stream, love their team, love how fast their transfers are, love their fills..
but I cannot deal with the market hours on it anymore
I sent them an email and they told me that they are extending trading hours sometime in Q4 this year, but that could be December
I can't wait 4 months getting fucked everyday in premarket and afterhours
switching back to TDA thinkorswim 4:00am - 8:30am plus 5:00pm - 8:00pm = an extra 7.5 hours of trading a day
I'm really much more of a shares trader than an options trader - if you exclusively trade options, tastyworks is the idea broker for you
but if you like to trade shares, it is absolutely brutal sitting at your monitor all morning session waiting to be able to do anything until 8:30am EST

>> No.50608136

>>50608069
>NUKE THE CHINKS 2021
God I wish

>> No.50608139

>>50605184
going into PLTR Aug 12 calls post-earnings. preemptively now expecting further bull in the coming days.

>> No.50608141

>>50607130
don't even acknowledge this teenage faggot he only listens to politicians
oil companies are the ones actually fixing the alleged climate problem, and doing it at a profit. reducing carbon emissions is now a viable business strategy for them thanks to the research paid for by occidental petroleum, chevron, exxon, bill gates, and other philanthropists
by contrast the government is forcing spics in california to buy solar panels and drive around in smart cars lmao they think they're helping

>> No.50608146

What time do GDP numbers come out?

>> No.50608172

>>50608146
read the links
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

>> No.50608174

Better get your fish n chips stocks while you still can

https://www.rt.com/news/559748-fish-chips-uk-sanctions/

>> No.50608203

>>50608125
You NEED to go back. If you're not holding siga and not worrying about the bomb you already lost.

>> No.50608208

>>50607937
>https://www.law360.com/articles/1515799/7th-circ-won-t-revive-cboe-investors-vix-manipulation-suit
Vix bros did we get to cocky? Did we miss our chance to print on Tuesday? Either way, until I become a market maker I think I'm done with vix derivatives as a retail baggie. Let the loser Jews in Chicago shuffle their own pyramid bucks around. They don't need any more of mine. That is until I get access to the insider market maker info that these faggots trade on

>> No.50608240

>>50608203
you are unironically talking to the original SIGA shill
the first poster of SIGA in /smg/ in early May
the person who posted medical journal after medical journal on the efficacy of tecovirimat
I am unironically the reason why are you invested in SIGA
now kneel, and then afterward, kill yourself, and never talk to me, or my son ever again

>> No.50608258

>>50608240
I deserve the rope for not listening. But I'm happy for you boys

>> No.50608262

>>50607377
you are delusional

>> No.50608268

UVXY is a literal scam. This shit has not gone up in over a month

>> No.50608273

>>50608258
You can still hop on

>> No.50608312

Thoughts on VALE?

>> No.50608319

>>50608273
Maybe. I'll be watching. If it's red today/tomorrow I may hop in

>> No.50608321

>>50608268
Volatility is the new stability. Vix in the 20's is normal now.

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50608331

We Gold baby! AEM bustin a move

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>> No.50608353

>>50608258
same boat- i cant buy on this high though- of course every time i say that it doesn't stop

>> No.50608357

>>50608262
The only delusional retards are the people who are STILL bearish after it's clear the bottom was already in.

>> No.50608367

>>50608344
Impossible, above around 3-3.5% would break everything. There's a reason the bond market has the terminal rate around 3.5%, they know theres no chance of seeing 5%+.

>> No.50608374

>>50608321
I didn't realize when I bought these long calls that the cboe has been sued for manipulation of the vix albeit unsuccessful. Doesn't seem right that a volatility index is calculated by the same dudes that set the options prices they are calculated on and also issue and control the prices of the derivatives on said index... Allegedly derivatives markets don't affect the underlying directly. But is that really true when a bunch of bets have been placed longing the index? Hmmm don't even need any real evidence to know these J boys in Chicago are slim and filth. Mr. Natenberg and the boys are such fucking faggots it's unreal

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50608378

>Price of widget in 2020: $100
>Price of widget in 2021: $110 (10% inflation)
>Price of widget in 2022: $117 (7% inflation)
So if inflation is 2%, that means Fred has done his job? Why shouldn't we aim for -12% inflation to bring widgets down to $104 (2% + 2%)?

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50608387

>>50608319
>>50608353
Xiden gonna declare monkepox a health emergency following WHO’s declaration. got a smol baggy of GOVX. smaller mark cap but riskier gamble

>> No.50608397

>>50608374
>dudes that set the options prices they are calculated on
that's not true but keep coping

>> No.50608401

>>50608387
I've seen my old man killed on some smaller market caps just like this, but scared money don't make any either

>> No.50608407

>>50608387
GOVX made me work but treated me well the other day

>> No.50608414

>>50607901
So, what you're saying is buy TQQQ with lev?

>> No.50608416

>>50608357
the only thing is you people have super low reading comprehension. I have no idea how what you hear is JPow saying we're going to stop rate hikes when he literally was saying he may need to do bigger hikes and whatever is necessary going forward. Especially considering we are facing another housing crash. don't really want to argue with retards so go ahead and go all in.

>> No.50608417

>>50608139
well good luck with that, i'm sitting on 400 shares. if it falls i'll probably buy more.

>> No.50608428

>>50608397
Let me guess you think just because it's a separate organization that they aren't bound by the same religion... Sure everything is an independent organization nevermind that my cousin is on the board over there, and his wife is shilling the stocks on CNBC, it's just a big Jewish family where I get to sit on the sidelines and watch your shitty family take advantage of the stupid goys

>> No.50608433

>>50608367
Partially agree, but the market is pricing in a pivot and and QE at this rate.
I think that elevated rates are here to stay for longer than people expect, QT included.

The days of randomly picking a "growth" stock and 10xing is over. The market will live and die by CPI and PMI going forward with value and coms leading the charge.

>> No.50608447

>>50608378
the fed hates deflation more than inflation. So no, they will never aim for deflation.

>> No.50608449
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50608449

>>50608433
>QE at this rate.
that's insane person talk

>> No.50608451

>>50608397
Also how does derivatives trading on this volatility index affect said index? It shouldn't affect it at all right? Is that your position Mr Natenberg?

>> No.50608460

>>50607365
>All in balance. The bull, bear and crab holding hands.

soft landing right?

>> No.50608475

>everything is red
The amount of mumu cope itt is unreal

>> No.50608489
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50608489

>>50608475
just another delectable dipperino for me to slurperino

>> No.50608496

>>50608397
I'm coping with the fact that my long positions are up $20k yesterday just to make me show red $1k on some stupid vix options. I'm a bobo that you will take to the moon with you or we are stealing your house and everything in it when hyperinflation hits, you can keep the paper

>> No.50608511

>>50608460
>soft landing
>government predicting negative gdp in 2023 and close to zero growth in 2022
If you mean 2 years of garbage economic growth and stocks in a general downtrend slowly bleeding out then sure.

>> No.50608512

>>50608416
He was loudly dog whistling a pivot at the FOMC today, you bobos just have schizo delusions which makes you interpret him as bearish.

>> No.50608524

>>50608475
It's red because it pumped yesterday. People are taking profits.

>>50608378
>>50608447
>powell: I don't use that so it's not my problem *prints another billion into his bank account*
Now you understand why people hate central bankers.

>> No.50608529

>>50608397
How's that sound for bullish sentiment?

>> No.50608537
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50608537

>>50608136
it's NUKE THE WORLD 2023 now. 2022 will end with some measured excitement in this space, but not a full-fledged bull. mumus will join the uranium circus slowly at first. looking forward to some good ass memes.
literally hundreds of new plants are expected to come online in the next 25 years. in the past week, a dozen countries have announced restarts, renewed licensing, or cancelling decommission plans -- all existing plants and reactors which will simply start running again. some of them are offline and therefore require a minimum of three years worth of fuel to be allocated on site, immediately. we already don't have enough fuel for this.
the fuel supply chain will squeeze from back to front (SWUs -> enrichment -> conversion -> yellowcake). u3o8 has already crept up to almost $50 from $35 months ago. it's gonna double by 2023 as new mines take time to build, i'm sure it'll have to fall a bit from there, but that will not dampen the long-term bull. it's a perfect setup. energy is the new bitcoin.

>> No.50608567

This is insane when I try to look up exactly what Powell said and these links show a paraphrase of what he said that doesn't capture the nuances of what he actually said.

does anyone have a link to the actual transcribed speech he gave? because what everyone is reporting he said isn't really what he said. It's like a bunch of morons only heard what they wanted to hear and then just put that into the headlines and then a bunch of other retards came and only read those headlines without hearing exactly what he said so they have no idea on what he actually was hinting at

>> No.50608581

>>50608512
So no balance sheet reduction, rates up for like 2 weeks then back down, that means recession over?

>> No.50608583

>>50605184
>STOCK MARKET GENERAL
>Energy chads it's our turn Edition
>Ctrl+f tanker
>0/0

what tanker stocks are bizanons buying atm?

>> No.50608590

>>50608475
spy down .25% after poomping 3% yesterday, WHO'S coping? not only that but as soon as the gdp print comes out exactly as predicted, we get another leg up because the uncertainty is gone... and earnings are not going to surprise either. so yeah, spy will be at least 415 by end of week

>> No.50608598
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50608598

>>50608537
UUUU
E
CCJ

>> No.50608600
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50608600

>>50608583
tankers are only allowed on this planet for now. They are nothing but the in between the machines want of slurping and farting oil. YOUR TIME IS COMING TANKERS!

>> No.50608604

So it is bullish if GDP is negative (because the pivot will come sooner) and bearish if GDP is positive (because the fed will think they can keep hiking), right?

>> No.50608614

>>50608511
>If you mean 2 years of garbage economic growth and stocks in a general downtrend slowly bleeding out then sure.
yes thats exactly what a soft landing would be at this point

>> No.50608621

>>50608590
so spy will go to 400-415 until tomorrow? basead

>> No.50608624

>>50608604
all of the above

>> No.50608640

>>50608604
Partially right.
>bullish if GDP is negative (because the pivot will come sooner)
yes
>bullish if GDP is positive (because the economy is in a golden bull and can handle hikes)

>> No.50608649

German inflation just came in blistering hot

>> No.50608654
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50608654

Nothing has changed about oil, of course it's going back over $100.

>> No.50608673

>>50608649
(((they))) waiting another 30 min for GDP report to make some moves in EU and US market

>> No.50608674

>>50608604
Fema camps are actually bullish because our economy can cut down on costs!

>> No.50608678

>>50608654
It was hedge funds selling to take profit, again. The supply problems haven't changed.

>> No.50608681

>>50608604
Bullish regardless of outcome, same for Apple earnings. Most bobos I know have flipped bullish recently, only the actual /pol/tard schizo I know is still a bearish doomer.

>> No.50608704

>>50608640
>>50608681
>risk off rally until next fed meeting
SOXL to $35?

>> No.50608721

>>50608704
I doubt the next hike even matters, it's probably only going to be 50 bps and is likely priced in already.

>> No.50608737

>>50608721
>>50608681
use a trip code please

>> No.50608744
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50608744

>>50608583
Dry bulk shipping is better.

GOGL
SBLK

>> No.50608749

>>50608721
The next one will be more likely to be the ones Regan did.

>> No.50608762

>tfw GDP will be a net positive

stupid bobo's lmao

>> No.50608765

>>50608744
TOPS is my personal pick

>> No.50608780

>>50608744
I've been thinking about buying SBLK but I can't for the life of me figure out what the fuck happened to them around IPO, why were they valued so much kek?

>> No.50608784

>>50608604
It's not bullish or bearish, people will probably sell and it'll crab today because it already priced in good gdp, earnings and rate hikes the last 2 weeks. I don't think there will be a huge selloff like in June but it's going to crab for a few days.

>> No.50608785

>>50608759
New
>>50608759
New
>>50608759
New

>> No.50608796
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50608796

>>50608762
>+0.0001 print
YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA.

>> No.50608828

>>50608737
No, I'm not an attention seeking faggot.

>> No.50608873
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50608873

>>50608780
2008 was the peak of the last big commodities bull market. During the 2000's, most miners and drybulk shipping had to do ATM offerings to raise capital and stay afloat, leading to share dilution. This led to a critical under investment in new mines and in new dry bulk ships being built. Somewhere in 2026-2030 will be the peak of this cycle's big commodity bull market. There is currently 50x as much money sitting on the sidelines right now as existed during the 2000s commodity bull. Use your imagination on where things might be going. Pic somewhat related.

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50608882

>>50608873
>During the 2000's, most miners and drybulk shipping had to do ATM offerings to raise capital and stay afloat, leading to share dilution.
Sorry I meant during the 2010s.

>> No.50608890

>>50608873
>>50608882
Very much appreciated, thank you anon.

>> No.50609203

>>50608598
they're fine but i'm old so i stick to URNM to diversify away risk for the vast majority of my position, i already know i'm pretty bad at picking stocks. i made one exception for LEU they are a great US play in the fuel chain and none other than bill gates is gonna spend money buying fuel from them. still, i know i probably won't price this position correctly, so i'm probably just gonna hold it forever, no matter how well (or how bad) it performs.
when i do want risk i pinpoint it to one thing since the position size will be small to begin with. in 2021 my thing was paladin energy (PALAF) but i jumped ship on that for deep yellow (DYLLF). the merger with vimy resources makes them more attractive. their market cap has to 6x just to catch up with paladin today, and the only catalyst for that is when they break ground on their first mine and mill. they secured the funding already. in fact they got 200M AUD to get started and paladin was only able to secure 80M AUD to restart langer (after promising shareholders it would cost like 35M or something lol) which means deep yellow will deploy 100% of that capital to create an operation and show a fantastic return on it, whereas paladin will print something respectable but already worse than what shareholders signed up for; their market cap is too high and will stay stagnant for a bit.

>> No.50609232

>>50608583
i will never, NEVER fall for tankers and dry bulk again.
you might as well just trade options. they are total crapshoots. they're the equivalent of mining exploration stocks. absolute fuckin' gambling.
best of luck to you fellas who do this

>> No.50609266

>>50608678
idk they've sucked shit all year and are desperate to get a return. they might be buying in to energy, not selling. they're late but this will continue so they might eke out enough of a gain by the end of the year to not lose all their customers.

>> No.50609688

>oooohh bloo bloo bloo Citi said oil was going to $65 and I believed them

get rekt

>> No.50610021
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50610021

>>50605503
>one chance in life and my parents send me to an all boys school.
>never talk with any girls till I am in college and by that time I am so autistic and have no idea what I am doing I just fail on an epic scale
>decide I am just going to focus on school and my degree
>do well in school but never even get to hold hands or kiss
>now that I am older (doing VERY well in other aspects) seeing things like this (and anime) just hits me in a place where I feel regret and lowliness and a wish for something that will now never happen.

Ah, young love. Only seems to happen in anime.