/JSG/ - Job Seeking General

[Anonymous No.50598281]

It is of urgent matter that I get back in the cagie. How do I achieve such a feat?

[Anonymous No.50598386]

>>50598281
You dont. You die. Because that is what you wanted. You spent all your life vehemently supporting the idea that life is inherently useless unworthy of existing. This is why "people" like you consider food, shelter and water a luxury,not a necessity, that must be earned. Same as the breaths you take. You must "earn" even the air you use.

You are worthless. Useless. Weak. A subhuman. A degenerate. A nigger. A faggot. A POOR. So how about you go pull on those bootstraps and stfu now disgusting 4chan parasite

[Anonymous No.50598439]

>>50598386
>the idea that life is inherently useless unworthy of existing
>luxury,not a necessity, that must be earned
You are contradicting yourself nigger

[Anonymous No.50598466]

>>50598439
You actually cant read huh parasite

[Anonymous No.50598473]

>>50598281
make a resume, obtain a job interview, don't act autistic, etc.

[Anonymous No.50598480]

>>50598466
go back with your contradictions to retarddit

[Anonymous No.50598486]

>>50598281
Based new yorker anon wgmi

[Anonymous No.50598515]

Have you submitted your resume anywhere?

[Anonymous No.50598570]

>>50598480
I literally didnt contradict myself anywhere in my reply. I am saying that rightoid parasites like you literally scream pull bootstraps 24/7 but now you want help? No. Die. This is what you wanted. The world doesnt owe you anything capitalism babyyyy you owe the world everything tho. In this rotten world where debt is God. Carry that debt boy. Carry it. Keep spamming slurs in your basement in your little incel nazi financier shithole forum. Parasite. Can you feel your end coming closer and closer?

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[Anonymous No.50598574]

>>50598515
about 100 jobs. Not a single response (im white male i think im getting filtered)

[Anonymous No.50598609]

>>50598574
What are you credentials? College degree? Certificates?
What kind of roles are you applying to?

[Anonymous No.50598680]

>>50598609
Im in 3rd year college (Computer Science) but i dont want to fisnih, too expensive. I have 1 certificate of front end development and I can make any website from a PS design. I have been applaying for front end

[Anonymous No.50598737]

>>50598574
>about 100 jobs. Not a single response
Means that every single application of yours was the same, generic, non-targeted, low effort, piece of shit.
Or, let me guess, you just pressed the "Apply" button?

[Anonymous No.50598784]

>>50598281
brought this to my interview yesterday

hope it worked

[Anonymous No.50598884]

i hear a lot of places have some kind of filtering by keywords. I think the best thing to do is tailor your resume to match the keywords on the job description.

[Anonymous No.50598906]

>work on your dance skills
>go to your nearest Walmart
>ask to see the manager
>start doing the wagie dance
>stun him with your vigor and enthusiasm for work that are showcased by your impeccable wagie dance
>get hired on the spot
>work your way up the ranks and distinguish yourself in the morning wagie dance until you are leading the wagie dance yourself
>get recognized by the manager and chosen to replace him when he moves up the ladder
>turn your Walmart staff into the best wagie dancers and get recognised by corporate
>get paid a ridiculous amount of money to travel around the country teaching wagies how to dance and become a Walmart legend
The wagie dance is the ultimate secret to success at life

[Anonymous No.50598976]

>>50598386
>>50598466
>>50598570
Take your meds.

>Captcha: SDDGOX
What did crypto mean by this?

[Anonymous No.50599393]

>>50598906
Walmart managers make around 180k

[Anonymous No.50599418]

does anyone have OPs pic

[Anonymous No.50600087]

>>50599393
Well, perhaps eventually as a regional manager but 50k starting. But that's 50k without needing a degree or common sense so pretty good!

[Anonymous No.50600092]

>>50598281
In response to your image.
Also in a large enough metro, building or apartment maintenance is always hiring and can be pretty comfy if you don't have a shit boss.

[Anonymous No.50600137]

>>50598281
I think it can help your sense of self worth. Apply for stuff send out a good cv write a good cover letter be prepared for an interview.
People know your emotions so be real.

[Anonymous No.50600237]

>>50598680
Nig you're too far in at this point. Just finish it. The time to drop out is over.

[Anonymous No.50600298]

How do you practice interviews? If you land an interview and you interview well, you'll get the job.

[Anonymous No.50601148]

>>50600298
Interviewing for jobs you don't want.
If you'd like to contrive this situation, I'm not sure, but could you construct a fake profile on indeed or ziprecruiter or such? Fill it full of fake credentials to catch the attention of employers in your industry, and get some experience in acing a phone interview.

For a long, long time I couldn't get even a phone interview, but I got a certificate in my industry and THEN tried applying to jobs again, and after 5 years of feeling stuck in my deadend manual labor job, suddenly I was being approached by major employers in my city and in ~4 days across one weekend, I was given a crash-course in what kind of jobs were available to me. Which ones I would want based on career-trajectory, or base-salary-but-not-trajectory, or the ones that were clearly 8 years behind when it came to compensation scale, or the ones that might have an easier work-life balance but less opportunity.
I went from an undesireable to belle of the ball overnight based on that. It was pretty surreal. And it would be pretty easy to lie yourself into those interviews if you didn't intend to follow through with the hiring process.