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/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:01:19 2022 No.50595439 [Reply] [Original]

Bobos Funeral Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:02:42 2022 No.50595475 File: 191 KB, 600x453, meltupguy2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK THUD THUD THUD THUD RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE BOBO ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:07:41 2022 No.50595595 2.6% L M A O

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:07:48 2022 No.50595598 File: 25 KB, 1000x1000, 1651106941497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Great Depression seems to be materializing in bears account values.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:07:50 2022 No.50595599 >>50595439 Powell eats butt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:07:52 2022 No.50595600 >>50595439 META PUTS OR CALLS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:07:54 2022 No.50595601 File: 295 KB, 1920x1080, 1655492212538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595475

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:08:18 2022 No.50595610 BAH my lotto tickets. Ah well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:08:22 2022 No.50595614 File: 107 KB, 670x1024, 1608822136497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595439 Why aren't we crashing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:08:23 2022 No.50595615 I am so thankful there is no recession

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:08:27 2022 No.50595618 File: 52 KB, 1046x725, chang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ching Chong market news

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:08:28 2022 No.50595620 Lmfao >your recession is about to get a lot more political https://youtu.be/yX937KBJB2g

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:08:46 2022 No.50595626 >>50595577 It just passed the senate today dumbass. It still needs to be voted on by the house, then Biden needs to sign it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:08:50 2022 No.50595627 File: 233 KB, 500x449, 1658265151233952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595600

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:01 2022 No.50595632 so why is it going up exactly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:12 2022 No.50595637 File: 63 KB, 225x225, tybo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595598 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:30 2022 No.50595643 >>50595632 >>50595614 First FOMC?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:36 2022 No.50595644 File: 159 KB, 426x500, 1624977108924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ~In the arms of the angel~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:40 2022 No.50595646 File: 58 KB, 746x606, finally.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post ur wins

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:44 2022 No.50595647 File: 33 KB, 1440x800, soxl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sold most of my SOXL calls. What now? Buy more on the next dip?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:44 2022 No.50595648
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Bulls aren't even listening to what JPow is saying; they're projecting their "Fed pivot imminent, QE is starting again in 2 weeks!" giga cope narrative onto what he's saying. He's saying that they'll probably tighten by an unusual amount in September, not pivot, and they'll keep increasing but they'll have to see where things go.

Enjoy this bear market rally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:48 2022 No.50595650 >>50595632 becuz niggas wanna pump it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:49 2022 No.50595651 >>50595567 normies are starting to get deebly goncerned and it's very politically incorrect to point out that they don't have to worry about it if they aren't faggots, so they will rush to consoom next vax

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:52 2022 No.50595653 >>50595632 Because this time is different, don't trust the data, just trust what I say t. Powell

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:09:54 2022 No.50595655 >>50595632 The more the fed raises rates, the quicker they stop raising rates or even start cutting rates.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:06 2022 No.50595657 File: 127 KB, 258x300, DUMBMONKEY.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595475 This guy has been wrong. And he is still wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:09 2022 No.50595660 i want to cum in powell's tummy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:10 2022 No.50595662 >>50595632 Kike magic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:11 2022 No.50595664 POWELL LITERALLY JUST SPILLED THE BEANS ON THE GDP NUMBER BY MISTAKE AND ITS STILL PUMPING LMAO PEAK CLOWN MARKET

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:12 2022 No.50595667 File: 45 KB, 638x960, 1655982337034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Jpow: I think market will absorb the rate hike >market: +5%

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:19 2022 No.50595672 File: 25 KB, 500x375, le happy lain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how to escape from bear, dont look, and Dont run! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_hZIsVA3zgE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:29 2022 No.50595677 >>50595664 what did he say?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:29 2022 No.50595676 >>50595643 No I don't get what's bullish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:36 2022 No.50595681 I AM SO FUCKING HORNY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:40 2022 No.50595682 >>50595648 We're all listening to the same stream, m8. That is not at all what he's saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:41 2022 No.50595683 >confirmed recession >we need to dump the balance sheet full force by Sept >0.75 hike >weak earnings >unprofitable nasdaq pumps 4% in one day Lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:42 2022 No.50595684 File: 285 KB, 833x581, meme pepe eyes weird obscure.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2.7k realized gains today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:10:45 2022 No.50595685 >>50595632 Just selling to willing buyers at fair market price.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:11:00 2022 No.50595692 So fucking gay

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:11:03 2022 No.50595694

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:11:10 2022 No.50595696 >>50595646 grats. I lost twice your account balance today

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:11:13 2022 No.50595697 STOP FUCKING SELLING SIGA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:11:34 2022 No.50595707 >>50595667 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:11:48 2022 No.50595712 File: 55 KB, 500x638, 1646189563359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We just can't stop winning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:12:10 2022 No.50595726 >>50595632 I think it’s Powell saying that the rate hikes are gonna slow down

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:12:17 2022 No.50595730 File: 392 KB, 362x300, not.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595697 SELL MOAR so i can buy moar hahaha

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:12:39 2022 No.50595734 File: 87 KB, 750x1334, AEC092AD-8149-40BB-A707-0F26D26A300D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:12:44 2022 No.50595738 File: 1.02 MB, 2160x1620, 8713DF1F-4128-453C-AABE-8104F301FEC9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:12:45 2022 No.50595739 >>50595667 my sides

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:12:55 2022 No.50595741 >we were wrong before, but we're right now Riiiiiiiiiight

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:12:55 2022 No.50595742 File: 418 KB, 803x1191, 1656947766923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Recessions are transitory. And the USA can't be stopped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:12:58 2022 No.50595743 File: 141 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20220727-151218.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Want to take a guess at the exact moment I got bored and starting buying dumb shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:12:58 2022 No.50595744 >>50595672 youtube "shorts" are fucking cancer. You shame lain by posting that link

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:13:07 2022 No.50595749 File: 557 KB, 1080x1075, 1653487537753.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BUT IN THE END Honk honk indeed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:13:30 2022 No.50595756 File: 14 KB, 302x301, FWiR5mAaAAAygR4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bobos post your loss porn I know you have some right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:13:36 2022 No.50595759 >>50595648 Bond yields already went to 3.5%, jpow wants to go there by end of the year. Next year they wanna see where inflation is and probably go higher. We will pump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:13:39 2022 No.50595760 File: 93 KB, 458x500, 1990733_c111f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595744 yes i know they are cancer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:14:06 2022 No.50595765 File: 140 KB, 772x574, 1443980435226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was gonna buy 10K 0DTE calls at 394.99. I lost out on so much money ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:14:21 2022 No.50595776 >>50595749 honk doesnt eve maattteeerrrr

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:14:23 2022 No.50595777 File: 23 KB, 889x244, Selection_169.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595734 Can't win 'em all buddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:14:28 2022 No.50595778 File: 10 KB, 400x156, aaha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595756 UVXY.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:14:53 2022 No.50595786 >>50595743 Looks like it's still a small loss. Just treat it as a small lesson that you WON'T do again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:14:54 2022 No.50595788 File: 445 KB, 250x188, 1651080600857.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the fuck is wrong with JPOW's neck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:15:12 2022 No.50595798 >>50595734 Sweet sweet capitulation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:15:41 2022 No.50595805 Uhhh so what happened and why is the market reacting like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:16:01 2022 No.50595813 God damn these fucking journo whores are THIRSTY to declare a recession kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:16:12 2022 No.50595817 >>50595632 does this every time. tomorrow it will be red, generally that's how it goes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:16:27 2022 No.50595822 >>50595788 The human suit is falling off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:16:43 2022 No.50595826 >>50595788 Old

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:16:49 2022 No.50595828 >>50595813 They just want a headline kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:17:13 2022 No.50595838 >>50595813 Lol JPow dancing around the questions like a pro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:17:16 2022 No.50595841 just me or does jpows mouth look like a puckered butthole

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:17:26 2022 No.50595846 >are we in a recession? >I am not going to answer that >I question the gdp data Facts don't matter. I feel like the economy is good hahahhahahahahhahahaha holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:17:31 2022 No.50595848 File: 210 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20220727-151719.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595786 My entire portfolio is biomemes. I won't panic sell, I embrace the wild swings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:17:36 2022 No.50595850 >Labor force participation is in the shitter >But the """""""labor market"""""" is still going strong >So will just ignore the GDP report and call it into question this guy lmfao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:17:47 2022 No.50595859 File: 381 KB, 977x1341, 1614183478043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595648 >He's saying that they'll probably tighten by an unusual amount in September yeah I heard that too

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:17:53 2022 No.50595861 >>50595618 >so solly, mahket is veeelly busy, you can no tok to mahket today

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:18:02 2022 No.50595863 >>50595805 Jews havent been massacred to the last kike. so we suffer until we decide to do what must be done

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:18:11 2022 No.50595868 File: 1.28 MB, 885x769, 1645697038932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >We expect to see Negative GDp growth Fuck. There goes the neighborhood...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:18:14 2022 No.50595871 >>50595632 Pivot's in

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:18:50 2022 No.50595883 File: 89 KB, 1152x648, 1653370320547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595868 >Still pumping

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:19:13 2022 No.50595890 File: 38 KB, 474x843, B8158C29-6B12-4CB4-AF88-1B63C89C7553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why yes, white women crave my bbc cuz I hold soxl. How did you know!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:19:17 2022 No.50595894 >>50595859 Just enjoy the irrationality of bear market rallies. this typical. Im not shorting just cash

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:19:36 2022 No.50595899 File: 45 KB, 431x500, ac1f2e0118921f11cc39d339e8b4144e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >we are in a recession >no u bravo jpow

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:19:40 2022 No.50595902 lol this guy's a bit fiery

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:19:41 2022 No.50595903 File: 255 KB, 673x825, 1658803389830655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595683 >confirmed recession how long until it can be official

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:19:50 2022 No.50595908 >>50595890 N

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:20:03 2022 No.50595911 >>50595632 BECAUSE IT IS, OK?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:20:03 2022 No.50595912 Holy this journo went for the fucking balls with that one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:20:17 2022 No.50595915 >>50595908 I

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:20:19 2022 No.50595916 >>50595890 I

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:20:32 2022 No.50595919 >US Economy isnt in a Recession "now" top lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:20:34 2022 No.50595920 File: 276 KB, 220x210, 111.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] haha he called Jerome out on his bullshit Inflation is transitory

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:20:42 2022 No.50595927 File: 91 KB, 742x757, 1610838258206.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595899 Words don't matter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:20:48 2022 No.50595929 >>50595730 Content farm memes are a top signal

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:20:53 2022 No.50595931

Hey retards, you have the memory of a goldfish. Every rate hike intially the market went up because the rate hike was ((expected)) but then the next day the stock market's on fire because the hedgies suddenly remember the economy is still a steaming pile of dogshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:21:07 2022 No.50595935 >>50595899 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:21:08 2022 No.50595936 >mumus think bear market is over while the yield curve has been inverted for half a month New paradigm here we go

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:21:20 2022 No.50595940

>>50595868
This has been known and it’s been priced it. Fed now releases projections every month. And it released one literally today with a projected -1.2%. When will you people learn??? This may even be a bear rally but the fuck you retards bank on prices in news is so fucking stupid and then short the bottom and buy the top and wonder why you lose money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:21:29 2022 No.50595943 ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY IS IT PUMPING THIS IS SO RETARDED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:21:32 2022 No.50595944 File: 823 KB, 1242x1277, 911A7561-8CAA-48BC-AACE-3B0B786AAF21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So Tesla going to hit $900 by Friday right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:21:43 2022 No.50595947 File: 2.99 MB, 1080x1920, 1658947841309563.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yo Korean anon where you at? Need some dancing chicks to go along with my green candles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:21:51 2022 No.50595952 File: 432 KB, 320x480, SSSSSGGGA.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595929 Oh RILEY?? haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:22:06 2022 No.50595957 Now watch zuckergoy crash naskek afterhours

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:22:09 2022 No.50595959 the market is fraudulent

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:22:26 2022 No.50595969 File: 18 KB, 104x128, 5Head.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Asset prices can't fall if they're already low BRAVO, JPOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:22:28 2022 No.50595970 Do I sell SOXL today and buy back Monday?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:22:31 2022 No.50595972 >>50595936 shhhh let them celebrate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:22:33 2022 No.50595973 >asset values are down >so there is less to lose if they go down more Bullish in clown world

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:22:42 2022 No.50595974 >>50595947 Is that sweat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:22:52 2022 No.50595978 File: 497 KB, 316x200, 56.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595947 Hai

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:23:12 2022 No.50595981 File: 644 KB, 1081x1080, 1632849541431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595936 It's people with no skin in the game heckling

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:23:38 2022 No.50595987 File: 42 KB, 440x340, :smg:.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >people can't afford food, and that's concerning >spy vertical

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:23:42 2022 No.50595988 >>50595973 They're down 30% they can't go down more than 70% retard, trust the science

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:23:50 2022 No.50595993 >>50595931 Powell didn't get rid of forward guidance and make hikes data dependent previously. >the economy is still a steaming pile of dogshit. As of a little after 2:30 today, this is now an extremely, excessively bullish indicator.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:24:03 2022 No.50595997 >>50595970 I sold mine just in case the GDP data tomorrow is bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:24:20 2022 No.50596000 >>50595943 Judaism bro

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:24:25 2022 No.50596005
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We have entered a new paradigm. Good news is good news, bad news is even better news. The market will go to Alpha Centauri because of the Fed and will never ever go down again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:24:26 2022 No.50596006 This is feeling like a euphoria moment where people are beginning to believe the market won’t go lower.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:24:33 2022 No.50596007 >>50595974 Mmmm imagine the fragrance, like blast of freshly cooked warm rice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:24:36 2022 No.50596009 File: 396 KB, 383x471, Screenshot 2022-06-23 at 12-43-01 kristlina georgieva - Google Search.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595988 If your down 30% you can only go up from there. Basic Math Brainlet midwit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:24:48 2022 No.50596013 >softening of labor market conditions So much for muh black unemployment. Get fucked niggers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:24:57 2022 No.50596017 >>50595978 I need that petite tight bootie to go with my pumply gains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:24:59 2022 No.50596019 File: 52 KB, 300x271, 1602122684563.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >We need to make you unemployed to save the economy and keep you employed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:06 2022 No.50596023 >>50595993 What makes you say that?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:07 2022 No.50596024

>"households are in a very strong position as they have been for a very long time"

>"we aren't in a recession NOW"

>"labor market is strong so we won't say it's a recession but we also don't decide what a recession is"

>"we question the GDP data"

what did i miss

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:10 2022 No.50596025 >>50595899 he is much more fun than Greenspan, Bernanke or Yellen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:14 2022 No.50596029 File: 12 KB, 362x343, gookfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The gap has been filled

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:15 2022 No.50596032 File: 56 KB, 598x598, ninjabuy1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596005 DAR RITE NINJA!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:29 2022 No.50596036 >>50595683 That can only mean that it’s already priced in and we have seen the bottom. If the bottom was this high the market is ridiculously strong and bobo is btfo forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:32 2022 No.50596037 File: 677 KB, 1426x1008, 165878747687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596019 Also, bailed right after LMAO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:36 2022 No.50596039 KYAAAA WE LOVE YOU JPOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:41 2022 No.50596040 >>50595838 >JPow dancing around the questions like a pro how did he answer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:43 2022 No.50596041 >>50596005 We're starting a new 2009-2022 cycle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:46 2022 No.50596043 File: 27 KB, 1000x1000, 1651696636872.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mumus, what are we eating tonight? I'm thinking lobster. And remember to donate your leftovers to your local homeless shelter. Bobo's gonna need it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:25:55 2022 No.50596044 THIS EVENT HAS NOW ENDED

>>	@realJeromePowell !hXIqhqXs8Y Wed Jul 27 19:26:07 2022 No.50596049 File: 216 KB, 1024x682, Green glasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Victoria > Colby > Jeanna > Rachel > Jean > Nicole > Nancy > Catarina >> Bitchboy Nick btw

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:26:35 2022 No.50596056 I'm guessing soxl will never be 10 dollars again

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:26:50 2022 No.50596061 So if they keep raising interest rates by 75 points then it keeps going up? all time highs soon? even though interest rates are interest rates?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:27:12 2022 No.50596070 >>50596029 I'd fill her gap if you catch my drift

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:27:16 2022 No.50596071 The balls on that dude that called out Powell's transitory inflation BS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:27:21 2022 No.50596072 >>50596023 He made future hikes data dependent, not planned like before. That means awful, terrible economic news means fed hike expectations will greatly decrease or go away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:27:25 2022 No.50596073 File: 86 KB, 845x925, new-shoes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] that went as well as can be expected. i think we have more downside to go though.

>>	@realJeromePowell !hXIqhqXs8Y Wed Jul 27 19:27:27 2022 No.50596076 File: 259 KB, 1050x707, Market reaction to rate hikes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596043 Personally I had a hankering for crab.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:27:39 2022 No.50596079 File: 397 KB, 1536x815, 11111110000001111111111111000000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596029 that was the last one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:27:54 2022 No.50596082 When does meta report earnings? I need something to bring us back down to earth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:27:55 2022 No.50596083 >>50596006 This exact thing happened in may. It gapped down the next morning and continued to fall

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:28:04 2022 No.50596088 >>50596043 What do they make that's more expensive than caviar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:28:15 2022 No.50596091 File: 470 KB, 1920x1080, earnings.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >meta >qcom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:28:31 2022 No.50596101 File: 61 KB, 976x850, mfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ywn press sara eisen's massive nose into the pillow why even live bros

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:28:31 2022 No.50596099 >3% Read em >3%

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:28:48 2022 No.50596105 File: 56 KB, 598x598, ninjabuy2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596088 Seal penis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:28:50 2022 No.50596106 >>50596061 They are already pricing in the fed pivot that comes after raising rates Yes it goes up forever now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:28:56 2022 No.50596111 >>50596072 Let's also not forget that companies are guiding to the moon on top of this and saying they don't see anything bad at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:29:07 2022 No.50596113 >>50596072 >That means awful, terrible economic news means fed hike expectations will greatly decrease or go away Like inflation at 9%? Awful terrible news could trigger more hikes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:29:11 2022 No.50596117 >>50595944 >r/wsb Back GO BACK >>>Reddit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:29:14 2022 No.50596118 snap squeezeeeee

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:29:29 2022 No.50596122 >>50595974 Nah, Korean Idols have their sweat glands chemically deactivated. That's why so many of them die suddenly under hot stage lights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:29:35 2022 No.50596127 >>50596043 Bulls eat lobster tonight bc they know they didn’t make enough for August rent so might as well enjoy a few more hrs of delusion

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:29:59 2022 No.50596136 test

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:30:37 2022 No.50596144

Im a permabull that went bearish last week and is down 20k, 1/4th of my portfolio. Im not mad at bulls for rejoicing but please learn from my mistake. this is not the end of the pain. Be careful how you proceed from here. dont go long for too much or too long and regret it. this was a nice victory for you and Im happy you were able to make some money. im hurting. please learn from me. please dont hold on too long and take it in the ass by these kikes. theres no way this is the bottom and we just go up from here. thats too obvious. its a trap. take your winnings and remember me

>>	HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 27 19:30:43 2022 No.50596146 >>50596127 youre actually mad af lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:31:07 2022 No.50596155 >>50596113 Stagflation would be the case to watch out for. Because then they have to watch out for inflation and labor. But if inflation stays contained it's smooth sailing and blue skies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:31:24 2022 No.50596163 >>50596099 checked and just fucking lmao 3% in a single day in the current financial climate. if this isn't proof that the economy is fake and gay i dunno what is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:31:27 2022 No.50596165 I unironically respect jpow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:31:48 2022 No.50596167 >>50596146 sheeeeeesh fr fr he litty mad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:31:59 2022 No.50596171 >>50596024 You forgot when he said labor force participation hasn't improved since january but DON'T WORRY UNEMPLOYMENT IS SUPER DUPER LOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:32:08 2022 No.50596176 File: 27 KB, 344x535, SPXS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So sad i didnt get into TQQQ today fml. At least I got some good positions in SPXS :(

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:32:12 2022 No.50596179 File: 1.39 MB, 1280x960, 1633710831634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yeah I'm thinkin we're back

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:32:13 2022 No.50596180 GET FUCKED BOBO HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:33:01 2022 No.50596197 File: 2.26 MB, 235x253, 1649290546305.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596180 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:33:29 2022 No.50596207 this is so stupid lmao. all the dogshit is pumping

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:33:32 2022 No.50596209 coinbase under sec investigation. up 14% and SSR. this is legit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:34:05 2022 No.50596222 DXY looks like it could easily keep falling to 105 before it runs into any trouble.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:34:15 2022 No.50596224 >>50596209 kek cathy already sold this hahahah

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:34:21 2022 No.50596228 File: 156 KB, 1078x1303, 1572841361101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >check market first time In a week OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UPRO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:34:27 2022 No.50596231 File: 1.52 MB, 3264x2448, 1658170977856838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just bought puts that expire on monday See you there,mumu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:34:28 2022 No.50596232 >>50596146 In generational rich, you’re likely an incel and thus it wouldn’t matter how much $ u have. Also you’re a name faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:34:48 2022 No.50596238 >>50596144 Perma bulls would never capitulate!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:35:01 2022 No.50596244 File: 373 KB, 2160x1404, 646970CC-6FEB-4C5E-A2B6-70FE0994997B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yup. Either tomorrow we are swan diving and erasing todays gains or everyone in the world trusts the government again.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:35:28 2022 No.50596254
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These past few threads have me wondering just how traders were wiped out shorting the bottom of the Great Recession. Everyone always talks about those who bought the top, but now I'm convinced a good number of would-be smg posters shorted themselves into insolvency in 2009.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:35:30 2022 No.50596255 The nasdaq is at the same level it was at the previous Fed rate hike. Interesting...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:35:40 2022 No.50596259 market is more retarded than bullfag niggers here on this board AHAHAH fucking kek prepare for the dump tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:35:47 2022 No.50596263 File: 1.27 MB, 1750x1750, bobo btfo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol you shorted the bottom again, didn't you bobo? when will you learn?

>>	HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 27 19:35:59 2022 No.50596266 >>50596244 a lot of fed rallies get erased the next day and spy got the gap fill on the daily so theres nothing keeping it from going straight down however on the other hand, just melt up idiot lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:36:04 2022 No.50596268 >>50595632 Monkey magic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:36:10 2022 No.50596269 File: 64 KB, 400x716, 1657541795802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596254 idk I was >>>/b/ posting pretty hard in 2009.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:36:10 2022 No.50596270 File: 1.07 MB, 392x400, soxl_mmm.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596179

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:36:14 2022 No.50596272 File: 743 KB, 2892x4096, 1658788161527322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Very tempted to short this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:36:34 2022 No.50596276 >>50596238 not capitulation just trying to make money on the dip before we rebound. i fucked up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:36:50 2022 No.50596286 File: 1.16 MB, 1494x1750, 1658346811638115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOXL $19

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:37:02 2022 No.50596291 File: 13 KB, 260x183, 81B1CB1A-72F4-4933-BB7E-A616D3EB84F5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stay poor, bobos! Save money and eat shit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:37:04 2022 No.50596292 >>50596106 It's funny that Europe, for the most part, did not increasing the rates yet. Let's see what will happen when they need to roll over the debt. Europe is fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:37:20 2022 No.50596298 Golden bull run until September. Enjoy it mumus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:37:23 2022 No.50596301 The QQQ just tunneled under my house

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:37:33 2022 No.50596307 File: 742 KB, 1118x923, 1624371929853.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] does anybody else find it funny that the actual ranfag returning to the threads at the end of last month signaled the reversal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:38:20 2022 No.50596319 >>50595734 YOU JUST NEED TO BET TWICE AS HARD TOMORROW

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:38:42 2022 No.50596327 >everything deep green >snap can't even stay green what a shit stock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:39:02 2022 No.50596332 File: 8 KB, 503x132, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] might get 2 mcdoubles tonight

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:39:06 2022 No.50596334 File: 419 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220727-153845_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596254 how is this the bottom when we were just 360 weeks ago

@realJeromePowell !hXIqhqXs8Y Wed Jul 27 19:39:10 2022 No.50596336
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>>50596165
It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

>>50596171
If things get desperate, wagies will get back in their cagies, tamping down wage inflation. That's a built in buffer.

>>50596254
Tons also got wiped out being greedy bears during 2020. Puts when we're stepping in with accomodative policy? And when everyone on reddit was asking "how do I puts"? Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:39:25 2022 No.50596342 why the FUCK is USAC not dropping. fuck all my bad decisions im so pissed about this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:39:30 2022 No.50596343 thing is everybody is looking at this 3% day and saying >UHH I SHOULD SHOORT THIS WTF LMAO THIS MARKET MAKES NO SENSE then they proceed to short it and mordecai is over there just rubbing his hands together as he takes your fucking lunch

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:39:41 2022 No.50596348 >>50596319 Kek I actually placed some limit orders at lower prices because if we don’t dump further, I think we’ll bounce

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:40:07 2022 No.50596356 >>50596266 didn't you just say you bought puts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:40:23 2022 No.50596362 >>50596334 see those two scary g a p s ? we just filled the top one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:40:27 2022 No.50596364 >>50596332 Why not burritos instead?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:40:43 2022 No.50596372
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>>50596327
everything will dump after hours once apple earning comes out and then that’ll set the tone for the bloodbath of tomorrow. gains will be erased. simple as

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:41:08 2022 No.50596378 >>50596332 what did you buy calls on

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:41:25 2022 No.50596385 File: 173 KB, 953x644, delusional_bears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596336 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:41:32 2022 No.50596388 >>50596372 i no longer believe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:41:35 2022 No.50596389 File: 35 KB, 1027x324, 1656941081457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596372 Why would apple shit the bed? Havent seen any news sayin anythin bad bout them

>>	HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 27 19:41:40 2022 No.50596391 >>50596356 of course i did why wouldnt i

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:41:45 2022 No.50596396 WATCH AND LEARN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:42:00 2022 No.50596399 >>50596372 You said the exact same thing yesterday about GOOG and MSFT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:42:57 2022 No.50596413 >>50596396 Learn what exactly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:43:17 2022 No.50596419 File: 435 KB, 447x696, 1658411588745860.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596396 >TFW you didn't learn

>>	@realJeromePowell !hXIqhqXs8Y Wed Jul 27 19:43:43 2022 No.50596422 >>50596385 Two things worry me: this mumu euphoria and the jump in OIL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:43:56 2022 No.50596428 File: 30 KB, 667x670, 1646231169452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylsYtNlw8QI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylsYtNlw8QI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylsYtNlw8QI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:44:04 2022 No.50596430 File: 160 KB, 1200x1280, 1658788556419844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596272 Okay yes I have shorted this. Hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:44:05 2022 No.50596431 JPOW Cancelled the recession. Good game to everyone; no rematch >https://youtu.be/oFmvI435XNQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:44:06 2022 No.50596432 my only regret is not having more than 900 shares of SOXL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:44:21 2022 No.50596439 i was at table why pump?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:44:30 2022 No.50596444 File: 814 KB, 900x1286, FMxIlkSWYAQZn0U.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] realize your profits if you have them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:44:59 2022 No.50596451 Bad Amazon earnings were priced in. The stock shit itself already, if they’re below the mark we pump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:06 2022 No.50596452 >>50596439 See>>50596431

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:14 2022 No.50596454 File: 29 KB, 474x474, 6548645413135120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's over bobo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:18 2022 No.50596455 >>50596439 Powell is bullish apperantly, we didn't pump until he started talking

>>	HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 27 19:45:23 2022 No.50596456 >>50596372 todays earnings dont matter at all if they are bad but if they are good idiot bobos gonna get fucked harder lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:26 2022 No.50596460 File: 30 KB, 474x635, 1656355418918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596444 Cant say no to those

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:47 2022 No.50596464 File: 37 KB, 572x619, 1648480075941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596439 High money priest says we gaan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:47 2022 No.50596463 >>50595685 You will never sell anything to those people ever again!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:55 2022 No.50596467 the stock market is NOT the economy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:45:58 2022 No.50596469 File: 45 KB, 1200x628, Aizen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heh. This rally... its all going according to plan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:46:07 2022 No.50596470 File: 388 KB, 770x779, 111010111111101010101111111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596428 more feeling Lose my Mind right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:46:22 2022 No.50596475 >>50596455 We were pumping since last nights close, what are you talking about? We were up 2% before he said anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:46:34 2022 No.50596479 >>50596431 He admits that this market doesn’t make sense. He admits we are in a clown world. >none of this makes sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:46:46 2022 No.50596484 possible theme song for tomorrow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUM_W6wgKe0

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:47:04 2022 No.50596488 File: 19 KB, 952x949, 1648730731947.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596470 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:47:09 2022 No.50596489 Went ahead and rolled my spy puts to Monday.. Hopefully thats enough time for people to "digest" the meeting. Fucking clown world rofl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:47:36 2022 No.50596494 File: 30 KB, 542x342, FA8PGn5X0Bw2JnP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >People with UVXY $13 calls right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:47:36 2022 No.50596493 >>50596475 Yeah but not that fucking hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:47:48 2022 No.50596497 >>50596479 gib timestamp for "none of this makes sense"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:48:43 2022 No.50596505 >l*mposter returns Going all in SOXS at the close. There's no way this isn't the top.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:49:07 2022 No.50596514 File: 27 KB, 344x535, bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i lost money and my account got flagged as a day trader account. FML and fuck TYDE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:49:16 2022 No.50596518 >>50596505 every time you've posted this your puts would have expired worthless 10th time's the charm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:49:21 2022 No.50596521 i need to make 100k or my mother dies in her sleep tonight, save me SMG you're my only hope

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:49:29 2022 No.50596523 >>50596494 I would hold on to those desu

>>	HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 27 19:49:50 2022 No.50596528 >>50596505 well think about it amzn and aapl are gonna get fucked tomorrow people dont buy shit as soon as aapl gets a proper dicking the entire market is going down with it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:49:55 2022 No.50596530 File: 1.88 MB, 374x280, 1651003778423.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shit and piss is now in May numbers. In May CPI was 8.3 and rape hikes were expected to be at 50 bps and were supposed to end in a few months.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:50:14 2022 No.50596537 >>50596521 If I ordered puts on META we will pump but it's too late fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:50:26 2022 No.50596543 >>50596521 All in on 0DTE SPY Puts for META Earnings and GDP tomorrow 1 hour before market opens. This is your best shot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:50:28 2022 No.50596546 should I buy 145 meta puts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:50:32 2022 No.50596549 >my list of absolute shitcos is rallying Time to buy some real cheapies, puts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:50:38 2022 No.50596551 >>50596479 Bullish. We're all in the same boat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:50:53 2022 No.50596556 >rape rate set >10yr is within 30bp of it What the fuck treasury bros?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:50:55 2022 No.50596558 File: 111 KB, 500x622, 1655321164531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy fuck what did jerome say whilst i was eating

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:51:07 2022 No.50596559 >>50596439 Too much retail were squatting on the short side. They got sniped. Spy completed gap fill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:51:26 2022 No.50596566 META is dumping right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:51:31 2022 No.50596570 File: 875 KB, 3285x1847, 1605820224905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50595632 I haven't coomed in 4 days, my seman magic is warping the markets

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:51:32 2022 No.50596571 >>50596558 >What recession lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:51:38 2022 No.50596572 >>50596518 >puts I literally just told you I'm buying SOXS. L*mposter is one of the most consistent top signals in these threads. Cope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:52:20 2022 No.50596581 >>50596566 fuck youi have say benchode mother

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:52:22 2022 No.50596583 BROS DO I SELL SIGA OR NOT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:52:34 2022 No.50596588 File: 7 KB, 300x168, 1656429445490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All bobos just got erased from existence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:52:43 2022 No.50596591 File: 49 KB, 641x530, 1651173991283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did SPY break out of its downward channel now?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:52:44 2022 No.50596592

>>50596494
i closed all my 8/5 dte options which is like a 5k loss. all my others are open to see what happens. perhaps I get lucky and kikes come out with some bullshit to drop the market. my only relief in this awful fucking day is that I will get to watch and rejoice as all these cunts suffer eternally in hellfire for what they have done here. hallelujah

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:52:51 2022 No.50596594 >>50596428 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idY383lFlJ8

>>	@realJeromePowell !hXIqhqXs8Y Wed Jul 27 19:52:54 2022 No.50596595 >>50596558 We're approximately neutral right now so future hikes into restrictive territory will be set month by month. No need to rush on account of an exceptionally strong labor market.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Jul 27 19:53:02 2022 No.50596598 >>50596263 Just loaded up on TSLA put options. I hear they're going to castrate Musk live on TV.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:53:05 2022 No.50596600
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Bobo, it's finally time to let go of your anger and misanthropy. Just because you're failing in life doesn't mean the world and markets are gonna fail. Stop sitting hunched over your computer all day staring at your puts. Just buy and hold and go about your life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:53:20 2022 No.50596606 >>50596591 yes so i fuckign shorted it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:53:24 2022 No.50596608 File: 171 KB, 1080x1615, Screenshot_20220727-155036_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596588 >>50594967 >do it faggot Not all. I'm the last one still standing. I WILL HOLD THE LINE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:53:36 2022 No.50596613 >>50596558 "Don't bet agaisnt Mumu"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:53:54 2022 No.50596619 >>50596588 Rock holders are bobos too and we got a nice fake pump right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:54:32 2022 No.50596633 File: 26 KB, 344x535, SPXS winnings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596588 today made me a new bear- great buy ins for SPXS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:54:45 2022 No.50596638 >soxl +14% what news did i miss

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:54:46 2022 No.50596639 >>50596528 Sure, just like Spotify and Microsoft and google and visa and Shopify.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:54:53 2022 No.50596641 I COULDN'T EVEN BUY YESTERDAY'S DIP BECAUSE MEDICAL BILLS. I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:55:10 2022 No.50596647 Bobo really thought we would reverse lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:55:11 2022 No.50596648 We pump I buy more SQQQ Simple as

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:55:22 2022 No.50596651 >>50596254 i was fapping to incest captions at that time sir

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:55:27 2022 No.50596652 File: 73 KB, 386x573, 1593933058638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596608 >>50596619 >>50596633 Yesterday I bought back my covered calls. Today I sold covered calls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:56:16 2022 No.50596668 File: 171 KB, 1679x765, spy stock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596591 dunno

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:56:28 2022 No.50596674 >>50596638 >still thinking the market has any rational basis at all

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:56:28 2022 No.50596676 File: 38 KB, 678x525, 1644095837503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Up 22% on my TQQQ calls... Sell now, in case it crashes tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:56:29 2022 No.50596677 I hope you sold calls / opened shorts today

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:56:56 2022 No.50596685 >>50596600 checked. Wholesome advice for all the remaining bobos who haven't roped yet

>>	HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 27 19:57:01 2022 No.50596687 >>50596639 umm when microsoft and google were going down the market wasnt happy but apple hasnt actually gotten dicked yet its the only megacap that hasnt as soon as apple is broken then the true meltdown can begin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:57:09 2022 No.50596690 ok guys. im going to take a nap. fuck this gay market

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:57:12 2022 No.50596691 SIGA rug pull tomorrow. i just sold all my shares

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:57:12 2022 No.50596692 File: 502 KB, 1280x1658, 1612040221146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596570 >black paint >trash >piss bottle >still a lanklett

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:57:20 2022 No.50596696 File: 213 KB, 1343x518, 1658327582762528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeap it's all coming together.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:57:22 2022 No.50596697
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Been having a hard time getting a binder lately. Seems like no motivation. I looked up how to get viagra on Google and found Goodrx. $48 consultation fee that took 15 minutes and $15 for a 2 month supply of 25mg sildenafil. From googling to pills in hand took 2 hours. The pills worked within an hour of taking them and kept a rager until I had sex. Ended up having sex again an hour later. 10/10 experience

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:57:28 2022 No.50596698 >>50596676 yolo meta beat/miss

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:57:38 2022 No.50596702 File: 37 KB, 744x804, 1546596121531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596558 >whilst

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:57:40 2022 No.50596704 >>50596676 If the expiry is less than 6 months away, sell em.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:03 2022 No.50596710 >>50596704 December 16

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:07 2022 No.50596712 File: 82 KB, 803x1024, 3BEF3F43-D55E-4BBD-9ADF-9C1E486E8BF7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596444 Trips confirmed, closed some big positions thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:37 2022 No.50596718 >>50596702 >Mayhaps

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:38 2022 No.50596719 >>50596676 sell now- this is the play i wish i would have done. sell for me and take the money anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:44 2022 No.50596722 >>50596697 Not my problem

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:45 2022 No.50596724
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>>50596572
SOXL is up 55% since this post was made
keep gambling anon you're so close to making it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:58:53 2022 No.50596726 File: 84 KB, 317x432, bob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just loaded up on meta puts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:59:25 2022 No.50596735 >>50596523 Wasn't everyone buying ones with <30 DTE? All that money is gone and never coming back. You niggas are either going to 0, losing money right now rolling into sept/nov 11 calls, or holding for a lesser loss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:59:29 2022 No.50596737 There is no way Meta misses earnings today

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:59:31 2022 No.50596739 Be honest, how many of you Bobos got stopped out and literally buck broken today?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:59:53 2022 No.50596743 File: 253 KB, 800x533, apu_getting_blown.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When is the dump? I want to sell before it starts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:00:40 2022 No.50596752 >>50596697 PILLS FOR DONG

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:01:10 2022 No.50596764 File: 117 KB, 730x913, 1584462470051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw META does another +22% after hours

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:01:27 2022 No.50596769 >>50596724 I'm not that anon. kek.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:01:45 2022 No.50596775 Nancy dumped nvda yesterday

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:01:54 2022 No.50596777 File: 37 KB, 646x595, 1655994003330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596698 >>50596704 >>50596719 I decided not to sell...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:01:59 2022 No.50596779 Oh FUCK Qualcomm guided down

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:02:32 2022 No.50596788 >>50596735 I don’t have any volatility plays right now. I have some puts on siga though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:02:38 2022 No.50596793 >>50596779 Sounds hecka bullish my fellow cows!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:02:51 2022 No.50596797 File: 5 KB, 243x58, Selection_170.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] holy shit i just realized it was 4 o'clock. What a day lads

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:03:01 2022 No.50596801 >>50596779 Oh but they beat earnings. We're fine, false alarm. Keep buying SOXL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:03:07 2022 No.50596803 Fuck I should've bought PUTS :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:03:20 2022 No.50596806 File: 2.39 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:03:36 2022 No.50596809 >>50596764 Just go to 200 to dab on the hoes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:03:57 2022 No.50596814 New >>50596807

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:04:07 2022 No.50596816 >>50596739 Been a bobo since november last year. Closed my last shorts yesterday. Had a great year and now I'm long. Will hedge here and there, but for the time being it's looking alright.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:04:13 2022 No.50596820 >>50596806 >Bloomkike

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:04:31 2022 No.50596826 >>50596336 >If things get desperate, wagies will get back in their cagies, tamping down wage inflation. That's a built in buffer. I agree in theory but the problem is jpow also said that employer hiring is showing slight signs of slowing down lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:04:37 2022 No.50596829 >>50596820 It’s free on Samsung tv

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:04:38 2022 No.50596830 File: 105 KB, 1144x1230, 1619199454537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50596444 no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:05:06 2022 No.50596843 >>50596797 what are you holding is this the credit spreads on some short. damn I forget the one with the criminal investigation

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:05:59 2022 No.50596860 >>50596739 i was selling covered calls on SQQQ, just closed the short call for an 80% gain, now all in SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:06:04 2022 No.50596862 >>50596806 Me on the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:08:25 2022 No.50596906 >>50596843 TQQQ treated me good today. Thinking about selling some though

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Jul 27 20:09:09 2022 No.50596923 >>50596697 2-month supply, so what's that 1 pill?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:11:04 2022 No.50596964 >>50596923 1 pill every other day. I got them Friday and only used 2 pills so far I want to take it slow

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Jul 27 20:13:36 2022 No.50597019 >>50596964 I would take one and go grocery shopping. Then just walk around the store with my basket pitching a big tent in my pants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:14:38 2022 No.50597042 >>50597019 >big

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:15:23 2022 No.50597066 >>50596964 you don't have to take them every day...i just take it if i drink too much

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:17:47 2022 No.50597112 >>50596906 I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT PLAY TODAY! FML

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:54:09 2022 No.50597774 >>50595903 It doesn't matter what the white house says. When gdp comes in negative tomorrow it's a recession. I wouldn't start taking it seriously until unemployment starts to rise significantly despite that.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:18:27 2022 No.50598190

>>50596254
Hard to say since there was no modern social media to witness their buttdevastation on. There were actual conspiracytards (not the kind you see here who state the obvious, the kind who are serious about astrology, ancient aliens, world ending in 2012, heretical religious sects, etc) repeatedly shorting on the way up for years. Wiping out was less common because there was less use of margin and short dated options. Today's retards tend to be more risk tolerant and more likely to be students living off their parents, and Robinhood enables them a fucking lot more than old brokers allowed.

A bunch of the less irrational permabear bloggers were calling for a brief bear market rally when the bottom came, and only shorted aggressively at the point where you see a fake head and shoulders top on the daily chart. Shorts lost a lot of money on that one.

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