/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50594681]

>he sold the bottom

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50593869

[Anonymous No.50594713]

NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.50594715]

I sold the bottom

[Anonymous No.50594716]

>>50594681
pump :)

[Anonymous No.50594721]

> Fed does what they say they're gonna do
Bullish. Recession cancelled.

[Anonymous No.50594722]

Powell likes butt

[Anonymous No.50594724]

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.50594730]

you lil niggas are getting hooked.

[Anonymous No.50594732]

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[Anonymous No.50594736]

I shorted the bottom

[Anonymous No.50594743]

0.75%
They switched economic activity picking up to "spending and production have softened."
They changed the wording about Ukraine from "invasion" to "war." Russia btfo.
They deleted the part about China's COVID lockdowns, and
Nobody voted for 1.0, and one member voted for 0.5.

Jerome's press conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-97NiA1sY8

[Anonymous No.50594744]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50594746]

>Large increase depends on data
HAHAHAHA There it fucking is. We are unironically melting up. See you this time next year when SOXL is like $150

[Anonymous No.50594747]

POWEL JUST SAID IT WILL BE NECISSARY TO SLOW THE INCREASES

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA BOBO GET FUCKED

[Anonymous No.50594748]

BRING DEMAND DOWN TO MATCH SUPPLY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.50594751]

>poomp eet

[Anonymous No.50594754]

kek bobo btfo

[Anonymous No.50594755]

Bros...

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50594758]

ahem

[Anonymous No.50594759]

Don't get lured in my ninjas!

[Anonymous No.50594760]

>putin

[Anonymous No.50594764]

>>50594681
HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.50594763]

HOLY SHIT THEN WHAT I DO?, SHORT OR LONGS? IM DUMB its only 75, I don't know aaa

[Anonymous No.50594766]

>>50594721
its not a recession if we all just pretend it isnt!

[Anonymous No.50594768]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.50594772]

I LOST EVERYTHING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50594773]

JFC this market

[Anonymous No.50594781]

What did Powell say to instantly blast the market higher? Pivot to lower hikes in the future?

[Anonymous No.50594782]

>make more in a single day than I do in a month of waging
What the fuck am I doing with my life?

[Anonymous No.50594784]

>(((SIEGEL)))

[Anonymous No.50594785]

>>50594766
They learned from GME
Can't go down if you don't sell. LMAO

[Anonymous No.50594786]

hnnnng rachel

[Anonymous No.50594788]

what's AAPL doing

[Anonymous No.50594791]

So we have every indication that we are in a bad bad recession but faggots on wall street will still play behind the curtain until they can have a proper rug pull.

[Anonymous No.50594797]

He is about to talk about black woman. Just wait for the secret sell signal.

[Anonymous No.50594796]

Bears: heeemed
Whiskey: poured
Portfolio: green

[Anonymous No.50594799]

Not a fucking chance that this is the end of the pain bulls.
No way this story is over.

[Anonymous No.50594801]

>>50594743
Cowards, all of them

[Anonymous No.50594802]

>Job market is too tight
Yeah bs I havent gotten a raise in 4 years.

[Anonymous No.50594809]

>>50594781
He specifically said they will slow down the hikes starting from now.

[Anonymous No.50594810]

>>50594781
he said the opposite actually lol, he implied bigger hikes could come up later

[Anonymous No.50594811]

HE'S ARMED AND LOADED BOBOS
WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK

[Anonymous No.50594815]

>>50594781
He said the fed will be investing in brapfarms to lower inflation.

[Anonymous No.50594816]

>>50594782
waht are you foing with your life if you make less than 2k a month

[Anonymous No.50594819]

>WHY ARE WE GOING UP
Because everyone freaked out a priced in a 100 bps hike two weeks ago. They're probably going to do 75 bps or less next time. Then guess what they're going to do?? Pivot and start printing more money. I don't know why you didn't see this coming from ten miles away.

[Anonymous No.50594823]

Dammit I was gonna get 0DTE calls at SPY under 395. I am SO GREEDY.

[Anonymous No.50594825]

Why is gold pumping? I thought interest rates rises were bad for gold

[Anonymous No.50594829]

WHAT A FUCKIN BUNCH OF BULLSHIT
ALL FAKE AND GAY

[Anonymous No.50594833]

>>50594816
I don't know... I...

[Anonymous No.50594835]

>>50594715
i apparently shorted it

[Anonymous No.50594837]

The pivot is real. HAHAH peak clown world.

[Anonymous No.50594841]

HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.50594842]

>>50594802
>in 4 years.
Threaten to quit.
So Putin is pumping my bags? Is that what Biden's saying?

[Anonymous No.50594848]

>>50594837
Sure is. Always has been.

[Anonymous No.50594849]

>>50594811
FUCK I MEANT MUMU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50594853]

nothing fucking makes any sense

why are the moomoos crying if they winning?

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50594854]

so like
all the retards in the last thread
feel free to line up and apologize one at a time to me for your insolence

[Anonymous No.50594856]

>>50594825
The more the fed hikes rates, the faster they start cutting them. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.50594855]

Get absolutely fantastically ASS REKT bears. Fuck your stupid cynical bullshit.

[Anonymous No.50594859]

i swear to god if we hit 2.5% on a fucking fomc day im getting the rope

[Anonymous No.50594862]

>>50594825
market is unironically pricing in a pivot. I would call it retarded, but (((they))) always knew more than us.

[Anonymous No.50594866]

HOLY FUCK BRROOOOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.50594869]

>>50594802
>I havent gotten a raise in 4 years
Thats on you cuck

[Anonymous No.50594872]

[Anonymous No.50594874]

>>50594781
"slow rate of increases". then he repeated 2 PERCENT (target) 50 times. and the same things they say every time "muh data"

>>50594825
rate hikes have peaked

[Anonymous No.50594875]

This is what good options trading looks like

[Anonymous No.50594876]

FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. I BOUGHT SPY PUTS AND HAD TO SELL IMMEDIATELY FOR A 25% LOSS BECAUSE OF THIS FAKE AND GAY PUMP FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50594880]

>>50594819
KICKING THE CAN DOWN THE ROAD IS GOOD CHUD

[Anonymous No.50594882]

haha bobo, watch and learn

[Anonymous No.50594884]

drunk bear here. just letting you guys know i still hate the FED. UVXY approaching $11. i'll fucking hang myself

[Anonymous No.50594885]

Say it with me Bobo, 'priced in'.

[Anonymous No.50594888]

I WOULD LEG DROP EVERY SINGLE BOBO IN THIS THREAD

[Anonymous No.50594889]

IT'S THE MELTUP ITS FINALLY HERE

[Anonymous No.50594893]

uh oh stinky

[Anonymous No.50594894]

I sold everything but my amc shares

[Anonymous No.50594895]

>4,000 breached
4,000 breached
>4,000 breached
4,000 breached
>4,000 breached
4,000 breached
>4,000 breached
4,000 breached
>4,000 breached

[Anonymous No.50594899]

>>50594842
kek

[Anonymous No.50594902]

>>50594842
Because if they take me up on it I lose out. I make 11k gross a month. I want a pay raise but i sitll want that much.

[Anonymous No.50594904]

What about black unemployment, chud powell?

[Anonymous No.50594906]

>>50594855
Bloody basterd bear men

[Anonymous No.50594910]

>>50594751
>POOOOOMMPPP EEEEEEEETT

[Anonymous No.50594911]

LMAO What the fuck is this market?!

[Anonymous No.50594912]

Bobo.... This is just the beginning

ONLY once your portfolio is negative do you have permission to die.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50594915]

ahem ahem ahem >>50593025
bow before your harby

[Anonymous No.50594917]

>>50594895
FRIDAY'S HIGH, GOODBYE

[Anonymous No.50594918]

>>50594880
It unironically is you retard, how do you think the US maintains its status as the biggest dick on the playground?

[Anonymous No.50594923]

>>50593887
>I am a genius
Congrats anon.
Enjoy your wealth.

[Anonymous No.50594926]

>SPY $400
>SPY $400

[Anonymous No.50594925]

>ninjas about to get heemed

[Anonymous No.50594924]

[Anonymous No.50594927]

>>50594859
Why would that surprise you? There's been a pump on every FOMC day this year. Today is buy puts day at close.

[Anonymous No.50594933]

>>50594743
Thanks for the QR, appreciated by those of us who are too pure to ever leave the walls of this monastery.

[Anonymous No.50594935]

The harder the pump, the harder the dump. Circuit breakers tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50594941]

I will own nothing and be happy

[Anonymous No.50594942]

>>50594681
I want to SHORT this so badly. Hopefully I can tomorrow at open

[Anonymous No.50594949]

>>50594781
He said they're going to be purely data-driven.

[Anonymous No.50594950]

so when is VIX going to pump

[Anonymous No.50594957]

So red friday or red monday?

[Anonymous No.50594958]

Short at the top

[Anonymous No.50594959]

[Anonymous No.50594960]

>>50594819
it was lowered when a 75bps was expected. You are telling me they priced in up a 100bps?

[Anonymous No.50594961]

>>50594801
Truly.

[Anonymous No.50594962]

>>50594927
However, the last time it dumped really fucking hard the next day, unlike in February when we had a solid bear market rally.

[Anonymous No.50594966]

OOOOOOOO SOXLCHADS

[Anonymous No.50594965]

>Powell says larger 100 basis point move could be appropriate at some point

[Anonymous No.50594967]

>>50594942
do it faggot

[Anonymous No.50594968]

DAVID SOXL CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES

[Anonymous No.50594970]

>>50594884
my stop loss is at $10 which is 40% loss
i havent even opened my brokerage account in weeks i dont want to see the red

[Anonymous No.50594969]

MEETING BY MEETING
Get ready for violent swings on every economic data release.

[Anonymous No.50594972]

Hahahahaha Powell just said we're at neutral rates and keeps ignoring any questions about larger hikes in September. Anyone who is still bearish is going to get goatsie'd

[Anonymous No.50594973]

WOAH

[Anonymous No.50594974]

>>50594935
LMAO
M
A
O

[Anonymous No.50594976]

>>50594935
There will never be another dump again. Period.

[Anonymous No.50594979]

Imagine not being all in long right now

[Anonymous No.50594982]

Going to donate my SIGA profits to DarkSydePhil.

[Anonymous No.50594983]

>>50594935
What is Truth.

[Anonymous No.50594992]

>>50594935
Remind me again, is it 5% or 7% up they pause?

[Anonymous No.50595000]

>3.25%
It's over

[Anonymous No.50595005]

>everything hinges on the september meeting
We pump til then.

[Anonymous No.50595006]

>>50594962
yep, but it was March not February that big rally happened.

[Anonymous No.50595008]

i wonder how micheal burry is feeling lmao

[Anonymous No.50595012]

>>50594966
>Castitzo vs Jewba

[Anonymous No.50595025]

>$400
>$400

[Anonymous No.50595033]

>>50595000
Let's say 3.0%, that's only 3 25bps hikes to go.

[Anonymous No.50595038]

>>50595006
Well the meeting was in late February but the rally went well into March iirc.

[Anonymous No.50595040]

>>50595008
Probably unsurprised

[Anonymous No.50595042]

>>50595008
Haha

[Anonymous No.50595043]

Well, all my bear positions have gotten blasted. Sigh

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50595044]

>>50594915

[Anonymous No.50595047]

Jeanna is hot.

[Anonymous No.50595051]

Jeanna hnnng

[Anonymous No.50595057]

>Bobo has been shown the door...

[Anonymous No.50595059]

I’m laughing at bobo so fucking hard right now

[Anonymous No.50595060]

HOLY SHIT JINA'S VOICE
>THE PRINTER IS MY DICK IN THIS IMAGE

[Anonymous No.50595062]

>>50594772
i just locked in like 20k in losses. have to go on vacation TOMORROW with the family. was gonna try to use some gains to pay for the new roof I have to get in 3 weeks. may just kill my self instead

[Anonymous No.50595063]

Looks like its over bobo, apologize.

[Anonymous No.50595067]

>>50594917
NA NA NA Na, hey hey hey

[Anonymous No.50595070]

these questions are so fucking shit

[Anonymous No.50595078]

>>50595008
afaik, burry closed out his core shorts within the last month or two
that he believed that the central banks would just continue to print and bail it out, and we'd go through mini boom bust cycle for the next several years
someone was posting his filing

[Anonymous No.50595083]

Oh boy the R word

[Anonymous No.50595085]

>>50595038
I could be remembering wrong but I thought it was March.

[Anonymous No.50595091]

>Status of Bobo: Overwhelming Defeat

[Anonymous No.50595092]

Bobros... give it to me straight... is it over?

[Anonymous No.50595094]

I can’t wait for all these gains to be wiped out starting 3:30. You guys really think? Honestly.

[Anonymous No.50595097]

>>50595057
Wtf she just push a bear off a wall

[Anonymous No.50595099]

lol I see why people are complaining about "CORE-CPI" so much.

They're basing their decisions off of core CPI, not off of total CPI. Which means when core CPI gets to 2% they've achieved victory, even if total inflation is 6% & that still doesn't include housing

[Anonymous No.50595106]

it is necessary for growth to slow down

[Anonymous No.50595109]

downward growth

[Anonymous No.50595113]

I sold everything.
$16000+ today after a -10000 day yesterday

[Anonymous No.50595115]

>>50595094
I'd say during aftermarket

[Anonymous No.50595118]

>>50594915
One afternoon does not a Meltup make.

[Anonymous No.50595120]

>>50595083
Retard?

[Anonymous No.50595123]

HES DODGING THE FUCKING QUESTION LMAO

[Anonymous No.50595122]

>>50594854
hey congrats on being right for the first time in 6 months you gaping faggot

[Anonymous No.50595125]

WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
>WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
>WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
>WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50595130]

>>50595091
This is how Zelenski is going to feel this winter, when Russia shuts off the gas.

[Anonymous No.50595135]

SOXL computer, I...

[Anonymous No.50595136]

>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD

[Anonymous No.50595137]

>racial and gender and that sort of thing

[Anonymous No.50595138]

Literally every single rate hike is cancelled, he said the current fed funds rate is consistent with a restrictive rate environment, they've also rescinded guidance and going meeting-by-meeting
I'm not joking, they will not do more than 0.5% cumulative hikes in the rest of this cycle
Eternal bullmarket is resumed

[Anonymous No.50595139]

Lol, algos hate the words PRICE STABILITY

[Anonymous No.50595140]

>this is the final exit pump

[Anonymous No.50595145]

>>50595123
Confirmed recession, wildly bullish in this new data dependent environment

[Anonymous No.50595147]

>>50595123
>the question was do you think there will be a recession?
UHHHHHHHH GENDER PRICE EQUITY AND UHHHH NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50595151]

>>50595118
>>50595122
its ok to be mad cuz you were wrong
just watch and learn :^)

[Anonymous No.50595152]

>>50595008
https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1551962988164157440?t=U3Eae6LzfLLvylBrakDiJA&s=19

[Anonymous No.50595155]

(racial/gender) EQUALITY WILL NOT HAPPEN
based jerome

[Anonymous No.50595158]

Bull bros....


2.25 2.50 IS NEUTRAL

I REPEAT

INTEREST RATES AT 2.25 - 2.50 IS NEUTRAL FOR THE FED

THEY WANTED TO GO TO RESTRICTIVE WHICH MEANS 3.5

PEOPLE WERE THINKING THEY HAVE TO GO TO 4 OR 5 %

IT'S LITERALLY OVER FOR BOBO LMAO

[Anonymous No.50595160]

>>50595137
Kek

[Anonymous No.50595165]

HE SAID IT!!!
B L A C K U N E M P L O Y M E N T!!!!
Let’s fucking goooooo!!

[Anonymous No.50595168]

>>50594950
as soon as I finish closing positions so check back tomorrow morning when the market does fuck all after the ridiculously bad gdp numbers

[Anonymous No.50595172]

the bottom is behind us

[Anonymous No.50595175]

august will be the cliff

[Anonymous No.50595182]

>be bobo
>short the Great Melt-Up of 2022
>go broke and become permanent wage slave
>see pic related staring down at you everyday from the warehouse panopticon

[Anonymous No.50595185]

>>50594918
You stupid fucking nigger never respond to me again

[Anonymous No.50595187]

>>50595165
Finally. I was waiting for that before I clicked buy.

[Anonymous No.50595192]

I took profit just in case. GDP data is coming tomorrow and we might get a big red day

[Anonymous No.50595194]

>>50595158
This is the part that no one is paying attention to yet. There's been speculation about what "neutral" is and he literally said we're at neutral now. Unironically recession cancelled.

[Anonymous No.50595196]

>>50595092
totally

[Anonymous No.50595197]

>>50595172
I will not eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.50595202]

I'd be her chair, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.50595205]

>>50595172
god i love tight petite asses

[Anonymous No.50595207]

IM DOUBLING DOWN ON UVXY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.50595208]

HO LEE FUK!!!!

[Anonymous No.50595210]

>>50595168
it will go up because some jew thought GDP meant goyim demand payraises and marked it as 0 so now it will be better than expected

[Anonymous No.50595211]

>>50595078
https://youtu.be/sMAJX64v3Z4
maybe this one or this one

https://youtu.be/Cpq7T-v52n8

[Anonymous No.50595212]

>>50595092
Zoom your chart out, retard.

[Anonymous No.50595215]

>>50595185
Make me u faggot bear

[Anonymous No.50595216]

oh wow he's actually getting grilled a little this time

[Anonymous No.50595218]

>>50595151
How far down is the market from when you first told us the Meltup was imminent?

[Anonymous No.50595220]

Crack up boom
>Crack up boom
Crack up boom
>Crack up boom
Crack up boom
>Crack up boom
Crack up boom
>Crack up boom
Crack up boom
>Crack up boom

[Anonymous No.50595219]

>>50595008
Last I heard he was going on about bullwhip which has been confirmed. He closed his shorts out around that time. Basically he expected the Fed would have to capitulate.

I mean didn't we all know they would have to capitulate? They aren't going to be able to get inflation under control. So why would they bother pushing a recession if it isn't even going to be enough to reel in inflation? They're going to throw their hands up and just let the money printers run infinitely.

[Anonymous No.50595224]

>when people get used to entrenched high inflation in the market

NOT IF, WHEN
>NOT IF, WHEN
NOT IF, WHEN
>NOT IF, WHEN
NOT IF, WHEN
>NOT IF, WHEN
NOT IF, WHEN
>NOT IF, WHEN
NOT IF, WHEN
>NOT IF, WHEN

[Anonymous No.50595226]

>>50595205
who doesnt? i love tight bottoms like i love my bottoms in the stock market

[Anonymous No.50595227]

>>50595151
bro youve been saying meltup since January even after humongous losses. just admit youre a cunt that doesnt know what she's talking about. you feel good because you finally got one right after all this time and I dont blame you. If I was as wrong and poor as you Id be thankful when I finally guessed right too

[Anonymous No.50595228]

what time is meta earnings

[Anonymous No.50595233]

WTF WTF WTF WTF

[Anonymous No.50595234]

not in a recession confirmed guys

[Anonymous No.50595238]

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

[Anonymous No.50595237]

RECESSION CANCELED
>RECESSION CANCELED
RECESSION CANCELED
>RECESSION CANCELED
RECESSION CANCELED
>RECESSION CANCELED
RECESSION CANCELED
>RECESSION CANCELED

[Anonymous No.50595239]

>I THINK WE'RE NOT IN A RECESSION

[Anonymous No.50595245]

I-I FUCKING KNEEL

[Anonymous No.50595246]

Clearly breaking above FRiday's high now

[Anonymous No.50595251]

>>50595158
>IT'S LITERALLY OVER FOR BOBO LMAO
and for america, rip, enjoy hyperinflation

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50595255]

>>50595218
i believe i called the meltup around spy 450 which is when i opened my shorts

[Anonymous No.50595254]

>>50595210
lol

[Anonymous No.50595256]

powell knows fucking exactly that employment is a trailing indicator and that it's super fucking strong before just about every recession
he can't keep fucking playing dumb

[Anonymous No.50595263]

>get done saying how labor force participation is low as shit
>unemployment is record low
Are you trying to trick me JP?

[Anonymous No.50595266]

Are people stupid or are they stupid? The yield curve inversion is predicting a Fed pivot AND a motherfucking recession.

[Anonymous No.50595272]

P A R A B O L I C

[Anonymous No.50595273]

When u niggers realize the debate isn’t soft landing vs hard landing and actually hard landing vs no landing at all, reason has a chance

[Anonymous No.50595277]

Plot twist: Jerome was on team Mumu the whole time!

[Anonymous No.50595279]

>>50595263
Yes

[Anonymous No.50595285]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why did i buy more SQQQ AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50595286]

Life is rough. I though I was hedging. Not losing money

[Anonymous No.50595290]

>>50595251
Such faggot bear cope. You know people were saying literally the same thing a century ago, right? When gas was a nickel and houses were $8k?

[Anonymous No.50595291]

Meta puts or calls?

[Anonymous No.50595293]

I can’t believe I was persuaded by Bobo

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50595299]

btw you guys have no idea whats coming
i was just here for the gap fill i got shorts on now lol

[Anonymous No.50595301]

>>50595263
labour force participation =/= unemployment rate

underageb&

[Anonymous No.50595305]

OMG HE SAID WE ARE NOT IN A RECESSION!
IF HE SAID SO THAT MEANS ITS REAL!

[Anonymous No.50595306]

Stock market loves Jerome!

[Anonymous No.50595310]

>>50595266
>a Fed pivot AND a motherfucking recession
I can't wait

[Anonymous No.50595308]

this bitch didnt take eco 101

[Anonymous No.50595314]

Almost a 1% drop in DXY from the high today.

[Anonymous No.50595315]

I just bought 300 shares of GOVX. Did I make a smart decision?

[Anonymous No.50595317]

>>50595182
wage slaving with sky high inflation its literally slavery or death.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50595322]

You win mumu. Just closed all of my put options out.

[Anonymous No.50595321]

>>50595305
That's how it works for the stock market

[Anonymous No.50595327]

>>50595291
Calls

[Anonymous No.50595330]

Why the fuck do white men like Asian girls, it’s fucking weird

[Anonymous No.50595331]

>>50595266
>>50595310
>Fed pivot AND a motherfucking recession

Wait so will stocks pump or dump?

[Anonymous No.50595335]

>now that we are neutral
WHAT?!

[Anonymous No.50595341]

>>50595315
i was dieing to get out of it today- but it cut my other losses in half so I was happy with it. I might get back in again to scalp another day

[Anonymous No.50595342]

>>50595290
>You know people were saying literally the same thing a century ago, right?
Source?

[Anonymous No.50595345]

WE'VE BEEN FRONTLOADING THESE VERY LARGE RATE INCREASES

0.75 IS VERY LARGE
>0.75 IS VERY LARGE
0.75 IS VERY LARGE
>0.75 IS VERY LARGE
0.75 IS VERY LARGE
>0.75 IS VERY LARGE
0.75 IS VERY LARGE
>0.75 IS VERY LARGE
0.75 IS VERY LARGE
>0.75 IS VERY LARGE

[Anonymous No.50595346]

the fact that powell was visibly shaken and doged the questioned when the reporter mentioned most people expected a pivot and rate lowering next year is really telling

[Anonymous No.50595347]

Do we doomp tomorrow? I'm too shell shocked to buy.

[Anonymous No.50595349]

RECESSION CANCELLED WE'RE FUCKING PUUUUUUUMPINNNGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.50595348]

>>50595305

[Anonymous No.50595352]

It's been a good so far, that zuck bitch better not ruin it

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50595354]

>>50595299
>>50595299
>>50595299

[Anonymous No.50595355]

>>50595266
What is new information?
check fed fund futures now idiet

[Anonymous No.50595356]

>>50595301
You are retarded for "correcting" him and not understanding what he was saying

[Anonymous No.50595358]

>>50595331
BOTH.

[Anonymous No.50595359]

>>50595301
I know that you fucking retard.
Talking about participation as in the shitter and then switching to unemployment and new payroll stats for verbage and saying things are great on all metrics.

[Anonymous No.50595360]

>>50595314
That's big for DXY

[Anonymous No.50595363]

>>50595327
Are you fucking with me

[Anonymous No.50595370]

>>50595273
>debate isn’t soft landing vs hard landing and actually hard landing vs no landing at all

Elaborate as if I'm a retarded 19 year old girl.

[Anonymous No.50595379]

Give me one(1) reason not to buy puts right now

[Anonymous No.50595380]

I bet Jerome lives in a very wealthy neighborhood. No colored people just wealthy whites.
And he lives in this bubble and doesn't see what problems average Americans face daily.

[Anonymous No.50595382]

Bobo, surely if you believed in yourself and your thesis, you'd be comfortable holding those puts, right? Don't sell now.

[Anonymous No.50595384]

>>50595301
dumbass

[Anonymous No.50595386]

Fake economy

[Anonymous No.50595389]

WHY IS SIGA DUMPING

[Anonymous No.50595390]

>>50595341
>dieing
Zoomers really are as illiterate as niggers

[Anonymous No.50595392]

Why is this guy talking about PCI-E fucking computer dorks.

[Anonymous No.50595393]

HECKIN +4% nasdump

you've been called back to tup gun NAS100 ticker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRHuAsJYiYs

[Anonymous No.50595396]

Oil is going to go to the moon after this pivot KEK, Arthur Burns 2.0

[Anonymous No.50595397]

PCE IS NOW THE MOST IMPORTANT RELEASE

[Anonymous No.50595404]

>>50595299
thought we were melting up to 450

[Anonymous No.50595406]

>>50595379
The time of bad news being bearish is gone

[Anonymous No.50595407]

JPOW JUST SAID HE TAKES PCP, IS THIS BULLISH OR BEARISH?

[Anonymous No.50595408]

>>50595370
They can’t land the plane without crashing it so they keep refuling for 10x the fuel prices on the ground

[Anonymous No.50595416]

The Fed Pivot cannot happen unless stocks crash. So Yes Fed Pivot is Real and Yes Stocks will Crash.

[Anonymous No.50595418]

>>50595382
>Don't sell now.
Of course not, today is the day to buy them

[Anonymous No.50595417]

>>50595315
>he bought?

[Anonymous No.50595421]

>>50594491
>>50594518
>>50594529
I warned you

[Anonymous No.50595423]

fakeout pump
time to open shorts now

[Anonymous No.50595425]

>>50595370
It's like Kimberly having a bay at 14 with a white guy vs having a baby at 14 with a nigger

[Anonymous No.50595430]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE GOVX DUMP, I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT NOW IM DOWN 8% WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50595437]

>>50595404
i never said that i called the meltup at 450 like months ago when i started shorting lol

[Anonymous No.50595445]

>>50595416
They literally just pivoted. Look at DXY

[Reincarnated Luluposter No.50595451]

SIGA SISTERS WTFWT?????!????

[Anonymous No.50595458]

>>50595219
>>50595078
Seems likely.

[Anonymous No.50595460]

>>50595315

[Anonymous No.50595464]

>>50595389
Recession AND Monkepox are cancelled.

[Anonymous No.50595465]

One hour left, how are you boys doing? My folio is up 16% and I'm cruisin for the moon

[Anonymous No.50595470]

>>50595330
>fat angry woman covered in tattoos thats been brainwashed to hate you and has bastards or killed her unborn children
or
>thin woman with nice legs and clear skin, sense of fashion and lusts after your genes
tough choice

[Anonymous No.50595480]

IM MAKIN SO MUCH FUKN MONEY BROS

[Anonymous No.50595487]

This is a dead cat which will go up to the right shoulder line then bounce back to hell

[Anonymous No.50595488]

>>50595464
Don't believe his lies. You cannot cancel a recession and you cannot just cancel an infectious disease.

[Anonymous No.50595489]

>>50595185
Seethe bobo

[Anonymous No.50595495]

Ganesha blessed us with jpow sirs....

[Anonymous No.50595499]

>>50595445
No they didn't, but they will.

[Anonymous No.50595503]

"we're not sure initial claims are real"
lol. lmao
check initial claims trend against every single recession powell, i know you know this shit

[Anonymous No.50595504]

>>50595480
I was doing good today until I got bored and starting making dumb decisions.

[Anonymous No.50595505]

>>50595445
>They literally just pivoted.
I'm actually surprised. I thought they would hold out until at least the September meeting to let these hikes keep sinking in.

[Anonymous No.50595518]

>JPOW pivot
>chip bill close to passing
SOXL to $30
r-right? please?

[Anonymous No.50595523]

>>50595342
>https://www.minneapolisfed.org/about-us/monetary-policy/inflation-calculator/consumer-price-index-1800-

[Anonymous No.50595527]

curse all Jews in the name of Jesus. amen

[Anonymous No.50595535]

>>50595147
Let's not forget they changed the definition of recession, so it might get worse than originally thought.

[Anonymous No.50595543]

>>50595505
The market is already down too much. They need to pivot. Inflation is going to accelerate again soon

[Anonymous No.50595546]

So it's a 100bps hike in September then when inflation exceeds expectations in August

[Anonymous No.50595549]

>THIS TIME COULD BE DIFFERENT
lol JPOW is the fucking man

[Anonymous No.50595557]

Remember when bobos tried convincing you betting against the Fed was a good idea?

[Anonymous No.50595562]

>>50595527
Amen

[Anonymous No.50595567]

>>50595488
It is only transmissible from gay, anal sex, so I can see why you’d be concerned. For the rest of us there’s nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.50595569]

>>50595546
>when inflation exceeds expectations
Energy prices have come down, I think inflation will be lower which will induce a giga pump.

[Anonymous No.50595571]

>>50594960
People keep wrongly assuming the fed is competent at its job and will actually do what's necessary to curb inflation

[Anonymous No.50595573]

>data is dogshit
-1%
>guidance is great
+2%
Repeat over and over again forever, nobody will notice that guidance always seems to be off

[Anonymous No.50595577]

>>50595518
It passed already retard

[Anonymous No.50595580]

no recession. just slow down. buy my bags

[Anonymous No.50595582]

>>50595439
>>50595439
>>50595439
>>50595439

[Anonymous No.50595585]

>>50595569
Until the SPR has to be replenished.

[Anonymous No.50595590]

>>50595527
Jesus was Jewish.

Bible was written by hebrews

[Anonymous No.50595594]

>>50595567
You bestard!!!?!?!, what are you implying?

[Anonymous No.50595613]

I got short positions because I thought there would be a large swing back... fml

[Anonymous No.50595619]

LMAO POWELL JUST SPILLED THE BEANS ABOUT TOMORROWS GDP NUMBER AND ITS STILL DUMPING

ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS CLOWN MARKET

[Anonymous No.50595625]

>>50595590
do your research. Jesus was Israeli...not Jewish. He called what we know as jews the Synagogue of Satan. Look past the current translations and see for yourself from the original text.

[Anonymous No.50595638]

>>50595567
It's actually transmitted from any kind of sex because it's contagious through physical contact. So really you have nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.50595641]

>>50595619
I'm near convinced they have the PPT or whatever step in to protect the Feds credibility. Can't have it dump while Jay's talking.

[Anonymous No.50595658]

>>50595527
Jesus doesn't curse Jews. He just points out when they're violating their own religion, which makes them more upset than curses.

[Anonymous No.50595688]

>>50595299
So you have been a bobo attempting demoralization this whole time, and now that it turns out your trolling about a meltdown is in fact correct you panic and go “a-actually guys, you should short nao!!”
Pottery.

[Anonymous No.50595715]

>>50595688
Meltup*

[Anonymous No.50595802]

>>50595569
It's only really gas. Even jpow said as much in the meeting that gas is slowing but the other aspects of inflation they use aren't

[Anonymous No.50595893]

>>50594743
All of this is bearish

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50596212]

>>50595638
actually the whole thing is just a fucking chinese psy-op being propagated through the tik-tok to get people to fight among themselves so that china can take our lunch out of the communal fridge and eat it while we're not watching!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50596249]

just bought a bunch of the tsla puts, watch this shit dump fucking 10% tomorrow on fears of a slowing economy and higher interest rates.

[Anonymous No.50596417]

>>50595625
please shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.50596461]

bought 2.8k bulz

i missed out on like 7k not cashing out
missed on like 10k not cashing out on the fake pump in june
missed like 20k not cashing out in march