/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.50589709]

No links
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.50589716]

>frog
>obvious bot post

[Anonymous No.50589722]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5-KnT0BJpI

[Anonymous No.50589730]

[Anonymous No.50589732]

U.S. crude oil refinery inputs averaged 16.0 million barrels per day during the week ending July 22, 2022 which was 292,000 barrels per day less than the previous week’s average. Refineries operated at 92.2% of their operable capacity last week. Gasoline production increased last week, averaging 9.7 million barrels per day. Distillate fuel production decreased last week, still averaging 5.0 million barrels per day

U.S. crude oil imports averaged 6.2 million barrels per day last week, decreased by 0.4 million barrels per day from the previous week. Over the past four weeks, crude oil imports averaged about 6.6 million barrels per day, 1.9% more than the same four-week period last year. Total motor gasoline imports (including both finished gasoline and gasoline blending components) last week averaged 599,000 barrels per day, and distillate fuel imports averaged 124,000 barrels per day.

U.S. commercial crude oil inventories (excluding those in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve) decreased by 4.5 million barrels from the previous week. At 422.1 million barrels, U.S. crude oil inventories are about 6% below the five year average for this time of year. Total motor gasoline inventories decreased by 3.3 million barrels last week and are about 4% below the five year average for this time of year. Both finished gasoline inventories and blending components inventories decreased last week. Distillate fuel inventories decreased by 0.8 million barrels last week and are about 23% below the five year average for this time of year. Propane/propylene inventories increased by 2.6 million barrels last week and are about 12% below the five year average for this time of year. Total commercial petroleum inventories decreased by 3.3 million barrels last week.

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[Anonymous No.50589733]

holy epic based thread for the win... *glomps and hands you 17 internets*

[Anonymous No.50589737]

What happened to the USAC dump? I told you if you kept posting about it on /smg/ my CIA gangstalker would make sure it didn't work anymore

[Anonymous No.50589742]

>SIGA bobos

Not like this

GAY SEX WAS SUPPOSED TO STOP IN JUNE!

[Anonymous No.50589746]

Those eyes on the frog…we are in for a bearish turn

[Anonymous No.50589752]

>>50589732
Total products supplied over the last four-week period averaged 20.0 million barrels a day, down by 2.9% from the same period last year. Over the past four weeks, motor gasoline product supplied averaged 8.8 million barrels a day, down by 7.1% from the same period last year. Distillate fuel product supplied averaged 3.8 million barrels a day over the past four weeks, down by 0.6% from the same period last year. Jet fuel product supplied was up 9.9% compared with the same four-week period last year.

https://ir.eia.gov/wpsr/wpsrsummary.pdf

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[Baggie !rs91X23mcM No.50589762]

[Anonymous No.50589765]

>>50589752
We’re fucked when the SPR runs dry

[Anonymous No.50589769]

I always like how the fed reserve runs the money printer for a bit to pump the markets before they announce the economy is in the shitter because blacks need to go to work.. but we aren't in a recession because we redefined what a recession is.

Seriously ARKK is up 3.5% today... I like some of you guys either go short or avoid the markets till Friday

[Anonymous No.50589800]

>>50589732
>On average, analysts expect an 800,000-barrel fall in domestic crude inventories for the week ended July 22, along with supply declines of 1.1 million barrels for gasoline and 200,000 barrels for distillates, according to a survey conducted by S&P Global Commodity Insights.
>crude inventory -4.5m barrels
>gas inventory -3.3m barrels
holy

[Anonymous No.50589807]

they said SOXL posters are low IQ but its up 9% today?

can anyone explain

[Anonymous No.50589814]

They're gonna crab this shit till the FOMC hits the bong then dump the market 2% before rebounding it within 30 minutes between the Statement and JP talking.

[Anonymous No.50589827]

>>50589762
I fucking hate Unity.

[Anonymous No.50589830]

>>50589814
where to suck on lefts tits, pls

[Anonymous No.50589840]

>market tanking every negative headline like it's nothing
>UVXY down 4.5%

[Anonymous No.50589851]

>>50589814
They look Finnish

[Anonymous No.50589854]

This is by far the most retarded /smg/ ever.

[Anonymous No.50589855]

>>50589714
https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1658929865009480.png

This thing is filled with unnatural mutations

[Baggie !rs91X23mcM No.50589857]

>>50589827
Then bet against it.

[Anonymous No.50589860]

Bros I want to buy SQQQ so bad but I'm very unfamiliar with how the FOMC typically impacts tech, plus all the tech earnings this week mixed in as well, what do?

[Anonymous No.50589875]

>>50589840
J U S T

[Anonymous No.50589884]

USAC bros....how soon til suckstart of shotty

[Anonymous No.50589889]

>U.S CRUDE OIL INVENTORIES ACTUAL: -4523K VS -445K PREVIOUS; EST -1500K

[Anonymous No.50589894]

When's USAC dropping bros... I'm getting nervous

[Anonymous No.50589893]

>>50589762
>>50589827
FUCK UNITY I unironically bought in at $55 a share thinking it would be a good long term hold

[Anonymous No.50589900]

>>50589737
Natural gas is at a 52 week high because of Russia fuel cucking Europe. I bought 9/16 puts so I'm not sweating it.. you should have paid for more time

[Anonymous No.50589915]

>>50589851
>Finnish
no they don't. fins are just whites that race mixed with Asians

[Anonymous No.50589916]

>>50589875
>"What kind of Portfolio do you want senpai?"

[Anonymous No.50589927]

>>50589855
it is - I read the Malone report when it first came out
however the cost benefit analysis is still
>will giving the vaccine to everyone do more harm than the virus
until the mutations manifest in a way that is causing more harm than 1 in 150 incidences of myocarditis, it doesn't make sense to vaccinate
if people start dying en masse, then it can make sense to vaccinate with Jynneos (or ACAM2000)

[Anonymous No.50589938]

>>50589875
you could just eat the -16% and open a new position on siga

[Anonymous No.50589941]

>>50589875
WE WILL PRINT! BUT HOLY FUCK YOU HAVE BALLS OF STEEL ON THIS $130K BET

[Anonymous No.50589945]

SHOULD I HOLD ONTO MY UVXY 12c INTO FOMC AND INTO TOMORROW ITS APREADY DOWN 36%

[Anonymous No.50589951]

Selling SQQQ cash secured puts here. Here i go!

[Anonymous No.50589954]

>>50589875
i wondered why my broker wouldn't let me access UVXY & related products, but then i spent a few months fucking around with them on a different platform until i understood

[Anonymous No.50589956]

I GOT uSaCAMMED

[Anonymous No.50589957]

>Stocks rise as Fed readies another historic rate hike
>WHAT THE FUCK?????????

[Anonymous No.50589965]

>>50589957
priced. in.

[Anonymous No.50589967]

theta bros these last two months have been amazing
VIX so high while trading in a short range

[Anonymous No.50589978]

>BFG Division comes up on my playlist
>NASDAQ starts dumping

[Anonymous No.50589980]

>>50589875
Im with you...not as deep, but Im also hodling. Whats your capitulation point?

[Anonymous No.50589983]

>>50589965
for today anyway
>coffeedrinkingbobo.jpg

[Anonymous No.50589984]

>>50589957
Priced in dunce. How many times we gotta say it. You will seethe and scream clown world even though its been made clear whats going on.

[Anonymous No.50589985]

I don't have any SIGA bags, what do I buy? Sep or Dec calls?

[Anonymous No.50589988]

>>50589915
Don't confuse Uralic people's with Asians.
Finno-ugrics are native to Ural Mountains and do not look like Asians.

[Anonymous No.50589992]

>>50589945
All the previous FOMC Statements had 1.50% - 2.25% swings downward during the 30 minutes between the release of the Statement and when Jerome Powell speaks.

[Anonymous No.50589993]

>>50589980
>>50589941
This isn't mine its a screenshot of some anons post from last week.

[Anonymous No.50589997]

>>50589894
me too

[Anonymous No.50590000]

>>50589985
I'm all in on December 25C. Should be 50+ by then, in theory.

[Anonymous No.50590011]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqbCNV5j9FY

[Anonymous No.50590016]

>>50589967
>VIX so high while
then explain >>50589875

[Anonymous No.50590023]

>>50589985
Im shares personally. Not gonna try to time this. The people who bought calls before this pump got wrecked.

[Anonymous No.50590033]

>>50590011
Based

[Anonymous No.50590034]

>>50589992
So we should double down on more calls while they’re cheap!

[Anonymous No.50590040]

FUCKING IRON ORE
FUCKING DIVIDENDS CUT
FUCKING RIO TINTO

[Anonymous No.50590045]

>>50589993
so fuck off then bot shill. I bet you were the larping faggot here last night talking about VIX options be close position only. VIXCHADS rise. It needs to pop above the 200 and 20 MA at some point. WE WILL PRINT

[Anonymous No.50590059]

>>50590045

[Anonymous No.50590065]

>>50590016
>median is 15.6
>meanwhile the last time we were under 20 was may

[Anonymous No.50590068]

I hope the entire west crumbles and falls apart. I want really bad economic news all the time.

[Anonymous No.50590080]

>>50590059
>only has 5 reaction images
based and redpilled, boomeranon

[Anonymous No.50590087]

>>50590059
Jewish hands pressed the submit button on that gay meme. Fuck off Mr. Natenburg we are on to your market maker tricks

[Anonymous No.50590091]

>>50589988
>Finno-ugrics are native to Ural Mountains and do not look like Asians.

[Baggie !rs91X23mcM No.50590092]

>>50590011
You lost money?
Join the club.
That's not a lot of money by the way.

[Anonymous No.50590100]

>>50590080
FUCKING BUFFET I'M GETTING BOGGED BY KO TODAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50590129]

>>50590059
Or should I say Mr. Sosnoff and your faggot Jesuit lackey Tony. You boomer jews suck cock. Literally and figuratively

[Anonymous No.50590136]

there a lot of butthurt posters today

[Anonymous No.50590140]

What will happen to western economies when straight, white men are forced to "pass the power"?

[Anonymous No.50590150]

I NEED 100 BPS JEROME DON‘T LEAVE ME HANGING NIGGER

[Anonymous No.50590154]

*tap tap tap

sit down sirs, I have an announcement to make

[Anonymous No.50590159]

>XLF
UH OH STINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50590169]

USAC put bros I'm caputulating. Go on without me.

[Anonymous No.50590170]

>>50590136
CHECK THE BUTTHURT INDEX

[Anonymous No.50590177]

>>50590136
>complaing to the void
lol seems like youre one of them

[Anonymous No.50590184]

>>50590136
my hemroids are flaring up so, yeah

[Anonymous No.50590186]

>>50590150
This. 100 bps would at least get me back the 24k I'm down since last Thursday

[Anonymous No.50590191]

>>50590100
KO is a shit company. Bail on them.

[Anonymous No.50590194]

>>50590140
They'll just pretend to be trannies and keep winning

[Anonymous No.50590207]

>>50590169
Thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.50590208]

I AM DOWN 60% ON MY GOOGLE PUT AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50590214]

>>50589709
Imagine owning stocks rn

[Anonymous No.50590221]

>>50590207
USAC poster lied and my portfolio died

[Anonymous No.50590227]

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50590231]

>>50589709
You had one job OP

[Anonymous No.50590233]

>>50589993
booo
in that case here's my shitty position to give bobos something to root for

[Baggie !rs91X23mcM No.50590239]

>>50590208
>google
Now that's a shit company.

[Anonymous No.50590247]

>>50589893
kek imagine investing in a pajeet game engine

[Anonymous No.50590248]

>>50590191
>KO is a shit company
That's why I bought it. Mexicans are addicted and they had hit squads in Colombia.

[Anonymous No.50590265]

>>50590221
Better than LABU. I'll die on the USAC hill anytime. Fucking LABU in Nov/Dec still passes me the fuck off

[Anonymous No.50590268]

So is SIGA just going to continue going up forever?

[Anonymous No.50590270]

SIGGA SISSIES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50590278]

>>50589851
I’ma finnish faping furiously fr fr

[Anonymous No.50590306]

>>50587881
forbidden link

[Anonymous No.50590312]

>>50590265
>LABU
SOXL_shill lied and my portfolio died

[Anonymous No.50590314]

Is Tyde about to blow?

[Anonymous No.50590336]

>>50590208
Get fucked bobo you nigger

[Anonymous No.50590359]

NANCY PELOSI JUST SOLD ALL OF HER $NVDA SHARES
>NANCY PELOSI JUST SOLD ALL OF HER $NVDA SHARES
NANCY PELOSI JUST SOLD ALL OF HER $NVDA SHARES
>NANCY PELOSI JUST SOLD ALL OF HER $NVDA SHARES
NANCY PELOSI JUST SOLD ALL OF HER $NVDA SHARES
>NANCY PELOSI JUST SOLD ALL OF HER $NVDA SHARES
NANCY PELOSI JUST SOLD ALL OF HER $NVDA SHARES
>NANCY PELOSI JUST SOLD ALL OF HER $NVDA SHARES
NANCY PELOSI JUST SOLD ALL OF HER $NVDA SHARES
>NANCY PELOSI JUST SOLD ALL OF HER $NVDA SHARES

[Anonymous No.50590360]

Looks like I sold at the bottom again. SHEEEEEIT.

[Anonymous No.50590366]

Will UVXY pump today sirs

[Anonymous No.50590373]

>>50590359
sauce

[Anonymous No.50590385]

>>50590312
Precisely.

[Anonymous No.50590392]

GOVX gunna give me a quick pump? or they done for now?

[Anonymous No.50590401]

>>50589709
sneed

[Anonymous No.50590403]

>>50590373
it's all over the interwebs

[Anonymous No.50590404]

>>50590366
My sources say no

[Anonymous No.50590419]

META looking absolutely juicy today.

[Anonymous No.50590421]

what percentage of your wealth do you spend on women?

[Anonymous No.50590424]

>>50590403
She sold at loss? What?

[Anonymous No.50590425]

>>50590403
>selling for a loss
Lul I thought Paul would be more steady handed about investing.

[Anonymous No.50590427]

>>50590403
I'M SELLING ALL OF MY SEMICONDUCTORS RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.50590431]

>>50590403
glad I didnt fomo into soxl

[Anonymous No.50590435]

>No links
Kill yourself fag, I genuinely hope you die. Faggot ass bitch

[Anonymous No.50590438]

>>50590403
NVDA gains nothing from CHIPS. I would live happily as a poor faggot if we could send that cunt into retirement and bankruptcy at the same time

[Anonymous No.50590437]

TYDE SHORT SQUEEEDEEZE! LETS GOOO! free money

[Anonymous No.50590439]

>>50590403
>women moment

[Anonymous No.50590448]

>>50590366
tomorrow or Friday. If not then I will admit defeat, cut my losses and live to trade another day and never long volatility again during an objectively volatile market because apparently the volatility index doesnt account for that intraday volatility... apparently. But VIX is due to jump above 20 and 200 MA its just a matter of when the long nose guys feel like doing it.

[Anonymous No.50590447]

>>50590403
Ohhh shit, she know something about the FOMC?

[Baggie !rs91X23mcM No.50590449]

>>50590359
Damn her!
She wasn't supposed to redeem!

[Anonymous No.50590457]

/smg/ I need life advice from my bros

Would you take a 15k paycut for better overall benefits? I'm talking bigger company, more PTO/sick leave/holidays, actual bonuses, better retirement etc. Only thing not better is the base salary. It's 100k to 85k

[Anonymous No.50590458]

>>50590424
this is NOT bullish for once

[Anonymous No.50590465]

>>50590457
I probably would

[Anonymous No.50590468]

>>50590403
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[Anonymous No.50590469]

>best performing international index is the fucking ex-us small cap
Why are euro's so anti business

[Anonymous No.50590473]

>>50590091
You are probably posted Khanty woman which are mixed with Asians as wells as the rest of Ugric-speaking people to the east of Ural Mountains.
Look up Komis, Maris and Udmurts, the ones that stayed near the homeland, they are more or less white with Udmurts being the least European looking. People like that moved to Hungary, for example, and most of Komi and Udmurts are undistinguishable from the rest of Europeans.

[Anonymous No.50590482]

>>50590439
Pretty impressive actually, not very many women can suck dick all the way to the top of managing a hedge fund

[Anonymous No.50590485]

>>50590421
kek why is he facing away?

[Anonymous No.50590490]

My sqqq is getting crushed holy shit. is this what two consecutive quarters of declining earnings will do for megacap companies?

[Anonymous No.50590497]

>>50590425
>literal alcoholic
>steady handed

[Anonymous No.50590501]

>>50590485
Because he is a smart man, they are trying to temp him so they can steal his seed

[Anonymous No.50590506]

>>50590447
yup, 100 bps confirmed

[Anonymous No.50590507]

OIL BARONS WE ARE BACK

Crude -4.52MM, Exp. -1.5MM
Gasoline -3.304MM
Distillates -784K
Cushing +751K
Production +200kb/d
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1552300627123994627

[Anonymous No.50590509]

>>50590457
is 100k like the standard salary in the US? I've never talked to an american who earned less than that

t. 36k (pre tax) europoor

[Anonymous No.50590517]

>>50590403
Admit it: who took the bait?

[Anonymous No.50590518]

>something’s fucky

[Anonymous No.50590520]

Inflation has finally ruined mcdonalds (ticker: MCD) im all in on puts
>it was the only thing keeping me going

[Anonymous No.50590519]

>>50590403
FUUUUUARRRK

[Anonymous No.50590529]

>>50590439
>It's not a loss, ARKK is just in a transition where my profits are slowing
She's staying Innovative

[Anonymous No.50590530]

>>50590485
A women’s fecund body can corrupt a man’s soul. He is wise beyond his years.

[Anonymous No.50590532]

>>50590509
100k really doesn't mean shit anymore. My OTE is like 110k and I feel broke. I need to move to the midwest.

[Anonymous No.50590546]

>>50590403
100BPS CONFIRMED ITS FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.50590573]

TYDE about to be the next GME

[Anonymous No.50590580]

>>50590509
It's minimum wage

[Anonymous No.50590582]

Has the market really priced in a recession being confirmed tomorrow? I still see forecasts for positive GDP growth.

[Anonymous No.50590584]

>>50590509
>36k (pre tax) europoor
How the fuck are you alive?

[Anonymous No.50590592]

What are we betting on?
75 bps?
100 bps?

[Anonymous No.50590595]

i need an option contract to buy to turn $100 into $500

[Anonymous No.50590605]

>>50590592
-25 bps

[Anonymous No.50590609]

>>50590592

[Anonymous No.50590610]

>>50590509
>>50590584
euro's are poor as fuck
even the redneck retards in the poorest state of the union make more than double per paycheck

the taxes for their welfare state completely fuck their economies

[Anonymous No.50590613]

>>50590582
>I still see forecasts for positive GDP growth.
Where tf you seeing that?

[Anonymous No.50590619]

>>50590592
75 is concensus, 100 would be a surprise, but I wouldn't put it past Powell to shock the market

[Anonymous No.50590624]

>>50590584
sometimes I ask this myself aswell
my rent is 700 and insurance is 400, I guess I live a very frugal life

[Anonymous No.50590625]

>>50590609
Made me laugh, love that movie

[Anonymous No.50590627]

>>50590509
no most people are 40-80k, upper management and engineering and such hit six figures

[Anonymous No.50590631]

>>50590595
USAC puts. USAC anon wouldn't lie to us, would he?

[Anonymous No.50590644]

FUCK YOU GOVX

[Anonymous No.50590653]

>>50590439
THAT'S A BIDEN WIN

[Anonymous No.50590654]

>>50590509
Oil and gas here. Everyones starting at 85k and working only half the year. Anything past entry level (2 years) is closer to 110k.

[Anonymous No.50590656]

>>50590592

[Anonymous No.50590667]

>>50590425
Fuck that. His ring piece doesn't just write the laws, she writes the news. Mofo ain't paying the heebs theta.

[Anonymous No.50590671]

>>50590624
That’s not even bad. I’m a PhD student living in DC on 25k per year

[Anonymous No.50590672]

>>50590624
I was just worried for you because I know Europe takes like 50% of your pay. Frugal isn't bad. Also, good luck this winter.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50590684]

>>50590619
1.5 big percentage point rate hike incoming.

[Anonymous No.50590692]

>>50590439
>most well known male investors
>investing in real estate, creating pharmaceutical companies, buying farmland, etc.

>most well known female investor
>BITCOIN Y'ALL YASS QUEEN SLAY
why are women so obsessed with being
retarded

[Anonymous No.50590704]

>>50590684
Unfortunately Powell is not that based

[Anonymous No.50590706]

>>50590610
>>50590627
>>50590654
christ, if your food and water wasn't poisoned I would marry an american girl and move to the US

[Anonymous No.50590708]

>>50590692
>he doesn't know she is part of a larger us military operation

[Anonymous No.50590711]

Was the CRBPajeet right?

[Anonymous No.50590714]

>>50590473
ppl in your pic look pretty Asian to me. look like half white half Asian

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50590715]

>>50590497
this made me laugh because i've been there with the shaky hands before. i did call the package store and had them put a big bottle of jinro soju in the cooler for me though. so i will be drinking that and getting fucked up while i watch the game tonight.

[Anonymous No.50590716]

>>50590403
Taiwan getting invaded motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.50590719]

>>50590214
I've done well swing trading MDB.

[Anonymous No.50590724]

>10YR cratering
>stocks going up
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

[Anonymous No.50590728]

>>50590684
That would be hilarious

Did you see Elizabeth Warren screeching today about how Powell should stop hiking rates? "Inflation isn't the big problem that fearmongers make it out to be"

[Anonymous No.50590729]

>>50590671
What the fuck, how. Are you a senator's fucktoy?

[Anonymous No.50590730]

>>50590672
>Also, good luck this winter
kek we need more than luck, on the other hand we deserve everything thats coming

[Anonymous No.50590750]

>>50590729
He'd make more if so. Probably a post doc at a uni. Pure hell for phds.

[Anonymous No.50590756]

SAVA SAVA SAVA SAVA
I TOLD YOU MILKBREATHS
GONNA DAY DRINK AND START DROWNING IN MY OWN VOMIT I MADE 11k (before tax) TODAY

[Anonymous No.50590764]

>>50590724
>the yield curve is continuing to invert harder
>6 month bonds higher than the fucking 10 year
>fed still continuing QE
they want to crash this economy

[Anonymous No.50590767]

>>50590711
lol is this what the one guy was talking aboutthe other night

[Anonymous No.50590774]

SAVA SAVA SAVA SAVA SAVA SAVA LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IN thiS MOMENT I AM EuPHORIC

[Anonymous No.50590777]

>>50590764
>They want to crash the economy
What the fuck do you think demand destruction means?

[Anonymous No.50590782]

Wait I thought it was pronounced Seega not Siga

[Anonymous No.50590783]

just bought some more soxs a few mins ago near the bottom d(^_^)b

[Anonymous No.50590785]

>>50590714
Look up ANE - Ancient North Eurasians. The rest of Europeans derived from them as well, more or less.

[Anonymous No.50590788]

>>50590520
Restaurants are a thing of the past. They will all go out of business.

[Anonymous No.50590789]

>>50590764
>WHAT TIME IS IT? WHAT TIME IS IT? IT'S NOT TOO LATE

[Anonymous No.50590791]

>>50590767
Oh shit, it is the guy who asked if it would be insider trading because of criminal investigation

[Anonymous No.50590793]

>>50590711
Someone post the Screencap of the guy saying he heard rumors at work about a criminal investigation

[Anonymous No.50590796]

>>50590729
I don’t go out, and I have savings. I’ve been operating at a loss since the spring, but I’m getting married in a couple of weeks so our joint income will be around 50k.
It’s been very rough.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50590811]

>>50590777
checked. the problem isn't increased demand, it's the limited supply, like if they wanted to get this shit under control they should just encourage people to grow more vegetables, drill more oil, build more houses, and raise more livestock.

[Anonymous No.50590812]

>>50590764
Holy shit noone told me the whole fucking curve died

[Anonymous No.50590818]

Noob here wanting to invest a small sum. This might be obvious but: if I have a commission fee of 0.1% per transaction then DCAing the small sum over the course of months or using it all together should result is the same commission fee at the end, correct?

[Anonymous No.50590830]

>>50590764
Most of the "pro" investors think The Fed is not serious about taming inflation and a pivot is less than one year away.. They have been wrong so far..

[Anonymous No.50590835]

>>50590796
>our joint income will be around 50k
p-please 50k lbs of gold, and not 50k EURO
>>50590818
share prices will change, resulting in a change in teh amount paid.

[Anonymous No.50590836]

BA calls now

[Anonymous No.50590842]

>>50590812
This is why a lot of anons who know shit about the last recession and depression are FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

The fed is convinced that if they just drag their feet it will solve itself and they won't have to stop QE but we are literally over "official" 10% inflation AND ITS STILL RISING HIGHER

[Anonymous No.50590849]

SAVA
guys im shaking
i have precum in my pants
look at the SAVA i can braely fucking type

[Anonymous No.50590854]

>>50590706
Shut the fuck up europoor. The cuck sexual fetish literally started in your hell hole of a continent with all of your chemically castrated males.

[Anonymous No.50590855]

>>50590764
i warned yield would go down not up instead of common wisdom and what media was yelling

[Anonymous No.50590858]

>>50590485
he knows the wisdom of the ancients

[Anonymous No.50590872]

UUUU
U
U
U

[Anonymous No.50590877]

>>50590811
If it was all supply shocks we would not be seeing such positive GDP. There is massive demand as well as some supply shocks, it's both. The Fed and the government were far to accommodating for far too long during the pandemic and now here we are.

[Anonymous No.50590885]

>>50590448
11.24 this is if not an all time low then only off by one dime

[Anonymous No.50590886]

>>50590855
>back during the covid shutdown
>arguing with my "libertarian" friends about the problem with this massive spending
>75% of the entire money supply in 2 years
>they refuse to accept anything is wrong
why do libertarians filate the fucking federal reserve so much

[Anonymous No.50590889]

SAVA SAVA SAVA SAVA SAVA

[Anonymous No.50590892]

>>50590756
Did you have puts? Position closed?

[Anonymous No.50590903]

>>50590835
It’s USD

[Anonymous No.50590905]

>>50590830
>think...a pivot is less than one year away
Based on the recent market moves I think they're expecting a pivot about 3 hours from now.

[Anonymous No.50590910]

>>50590457
i took a bigger pay cut than that to work from home...and bigger base salary but smaller bonus so my weekly check was 50% larger but my bonus was miniscule in comparison. best career decision i ever made

[Anonymous No.50590912]

>>50590764
>they want to crash this economy
How does it crash the economy? Isnt it just people waiting until the fed is done to load up on bonds? Only ones you should be buying are 4-8 weeks bills to wait.

[Anonymous No.50590922]

>>50590854
>t. DuPont agent

enjoy your tap water

[Anonymous No.50590923]

>>50590892
Sold call spreads. Bought-to-close 75% of my call spreads. I have 5p 2023 puts that are still barely breaking green obviously, those i will keep through 2022 when the shiddening and fardening for SAVA really begins.

man Im so happy today. I love all of you in this shithole /smg/ thread

[Anonymous No.50590930]

>>50590791
I'm wondering this myself but ofc that anon was just making up a fictional story for his new screen play

[Anonymous No.50590935]

>>50590457
>more PTO/sick leave/holidays, actual bonuses, better retirement etc
Only if they promise that. A lot of times it never happens. But you can probably get more pay grades at a bigger company. Take the short term hit and can end up making just as much if not more in 2 years.

[Anonymous No.50590937]

>>50590872
Bane?

[Anonymous No.50590938]

>>50590595
BABA jan 23 $200 call

[Anonymous No.50590947]

>>50590592
>>50590619
I wouldve said .75 last week but seeing how ((someone)) kept this market from dumping Id say its a setup for a 1.00 hike

[Anonymous No.50590948]

Wait there are actual Indians posting in this thread?

[Anonymous No.50590952]

>>50590937
Bane?

[Anonymous No.50590956]

Bro these recession talks are pretty much fake news lmao
The market is retard strong. I'm going back to buying as normal

[Anonymous No.50590958]

>>50590905
Kek. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Powell said they were only raising rate by 50 in July followed by 25 and then cuts. That just seems to be how the market is behaving.

[Anonymous No.50590960]

>>50590922
Only the poors drink tap water lol. At 100k you make enough to buy nestles finest.

[Anonymous No.50590961]

>>50590903
50k USD (joint) isn't a lot m8 :(
Where do you live? I hope you say South Dakota, it's cheap.

[Anonymous No.50590963]

What do you make in a year?
>me (AA degree, honorable discharge military so was able to lock in a house using the VA last year)
$46k salary
Averaged $3000 bonus last 3 years
About $4k working 4 hours every Sunday as a cook at MIL’s burger joint
>wife (bachelors degree in health)
$70k salary

[Anonymous No.50590964]

>>50590912
inflation kills everything
and there is a killshot that happens when inflation gets so high that most people's investments still lose money (i.e. inflation is so bad that even investing in the S&P 500 loses you money)

its the type of crash that can take decades to recover all because they wanted to free QE ride to go a little longer

[Anonymous No.50590971]

>>50590948
We desperately need flags. Imagine the comedy.

[Anonymous No.50590983]

>>50590923
Good shit anon

[Anonymous No.50590984]

>>50590631
he doesnt lie but hes not always right. I lost money on the last round of puts trying to double dip. I think we still have a decent dip ahead of us but I wouldnt hang onto them for too long if we approach 16

[Anonymous No.50590993]

>>50590964
Inflation is nation killing id say. Just look at sri lanka, ecudar, panama, etc. Even the romans had inflation blow up the empire.

[Anonymous No.50591001]

>>50590922
Lmao. YOU THINK EUROPOOR WATER IS ANY BETTER LAMO.

[Anonymous No.50591003]

>>50590983
I love you. And I love everyone in smg who called me a retarded pajeet for shorting SAVA

[Anonymous No.50591005]

>>50590993
Fuck even Japan hasn't recovered from their lost decade. Add Greece to the list and venezuela. There are endless examples.

[Anonymous No.50591007]

>>50590971
Just Indian and leaf flags, as well, you should be able to filter flags.

[Anonymous No.50591006]

>>50590971
It gets old real fast, thread would just turn into shitty flagposting

[Anonymous No.50591016]

>>50590963
God damn man. You got it made. My gf just drains my shit by working at her family's restaurant. Trying to talk her into working some sort of female trade.
Im also spending like 75% of what I earn every month om bills and dates. I feel so scammed

[Anonymous No.50591024]

>>50590948
I am one of those "fake" Indians you see. Can barely eat a tandoori chicken without sweating and complaining aobut the spice

[Anonymous No.50591025]

>>50591006
>Gets dunked on for his shitty spinning wheel flag

[Anonymous No.50591037]

>>50590956
JESUS DONT DO IT

[Anonymous No.50591038]

Will SIGA break $18 today sirs????

[Anonymous No.50591040]

>oh no, the global economy is collapsing
>better pump my stocks!

[Anonymous No.50591044]

>>50590971
>every shitcoin thread with as many replies as posters

[Anonymous No.50591048]

>>50591040
at least we can look forward to some sick ibonds

[Anonymous No.50591049]

>>50591038
Yes in about 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.50591062]

>>50591005
Agreed. I think nations that are just lucky with natural resources of some kind will be fine. US will be fine, so much food and oil here. Even though its all based beans right now but still there. Nothing going to help sri lanka when they are a tiny island.

[Anonymous No.50591067]

>>50591048
>ibonds
So what am I supposed to do with everything beyond $10k?

[Anonymous No.50591073]

>>50590912
So you just lose your money to inflation? Great idea. Bonds are fucking worthless.

[Anonymous No.50591075]

>>50591016
It’s ok this is our first year of financial comfyness. We’re 30 and been married since 19 (high school baby lmao). We lived in poverty throughout my military service and her going to school. Now she will carry us through the rest of our lives

[Anonymous No.50591079]

>>50590835
>share prices will change, resulting in a change in teh amount paid.
Maybe I wasn't clear or DCA is not the right word. Say I have X amount of money. Is there any difference in the overall commission fees paid at the end between:
>Investing X today
>Investing X/10 a month for the next 10 months
>Invest X/20 every 15 days for the next 10 months
Suppose X/20 divided by the cost of one share is always an integer number

[Anonymous No.50591080]

>>50590961
I live in fucking Washington DC HAHA it’s pretty brutal, rent wasn’t bad at first but now it devours everything. University refuses to improve our pay while increasing workload, and of course the admins still make 250-500k with bonuses and benefits all while running the place into the ground

[Anonymous No.50591082]

BA finna go green

[Anonymous No.50591090]

>>50591067
T bills.

[Anonymous No.50591099]

Is The Market Getting Ahead Of Itself By Pricing In Rate Cuts
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/market-getting-ahead-itself-pricing-rate-cuts

[Anonymous No.50591102]

>>50591090
As long as that doesn't mean I have to transition, I'm in.

[Anonymous No.50591112]

BIDEN SPEAKING SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.50591115]

any USAC bros listen to me about KNOP? yesterday was exdivie and it's dropping nicely. I bought a little early so my puts just broke even but if we can get a little dump my KNOP puts will make up for USACs failure.

CAPL is currently rising to exdivie which is 8/3 then SUN has exdivie on 8/8. I recommend puts on all on or near exdivie

[Anonymous No.50591118]

shouldn't ra medical systems be going up because of muh blood clots???

[Anonymous No.50591120]

>>50591099
I warned you all, its over for bullcels.

[Anonymous No.50591132]

Hey so basically I'm not gonna sell. I know *UGH* we're in a recession, i know... IM SORRY! It's just that I'm not selling is all hahahaha

[Anonymous No.50591135]

>>50591112
Which Biden? Is it the blinking one or the non-blinking one

[Anonymous No.50591137]

>>50591112
Siga pumping!!

[Anonymous No.50591140]

Can nasdaq please stop pumping

[Anonymous No.50591156]

>>50591135
LMAO HES GOT SUNGLASSES ON SO YOU CANT TELL1!

[Anonymous No.50591158]

>>50591135
the one with sunglasses

[Anonymous No.50591165]

This rally will fail like all the others.

[Anonymous No.50591169]

>>50590656
23% still price in 100bps?
the mumutards will melt it up even higher after 75bps announced

[Anonymous No.50591172]

>>50590849
How much u make?

[Anonymous No.50591174]

>>50591137
Might go have some gay unprotected sex with multiple partners after work to help pump my bags

[Anonymous No.50591177]

>>50591082
when I was in high school I thought Boeing was a good investment at $250 as well as Ethereum under $100

[Anonymous No.50591181]

If we continue to squeeze into close I wouldn't be surprised. Anything to fuck me out of my puts

[Anonymous No.50591186]

YOU SHOULD GET 2 BOOSTER SHOTS 3 BOOOSTER SHOTS 5 BOOSTER SHOTS

[Anonymous No.50591188]

>>50591156
>>50591158
jesus christ lmao

[Anonymous No.50591189]

>>50591112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=998ous2rNFc

[Anonymous No.50591192]

>>50591120
>>50591099
my only problem buying this is that (((((((((((someone))))))))))) keeps pumping this shitshow on days that would obviously be huge dumps. You can see enormous green candles on all the bluechip stocks and etfs at the exact same times throughout the day multiple times each day. There is only one entity with the power and capital to perform such huge moves at the exact same time...

[Anonymous No.50591206]

I have no exit strategy for SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50591213]

>>50591172
>>50591172
woke up in a panic at 730 AM to close out most of my call spreads. Sole 3/4th of my call spreds @$11,198 profit pre-tax ofc

So like 6k true profit in realized gains

[Anonymous No.50591215]

>>50591140

[Anonymous No.50591216]

>>50591165
Gme showed street how to not do that.

[Anonymous No.50591219]

>>50591186
>2 BOOSTER SHOTS 3 BOOOSTER SHOTS 5 BOOSTER SHOTS

[Anonymous No.50591222]

Who's getting it wrong?
Most of the recent economic data has been terrible, but all these companies reporting earnings are saying "no slowdown" "we expect double digit growth" "planes are flying off the shelf (heh)" and so on.

[Anonymous No.50591224]

>>50591135
top kek

[Anonymous No.50591227]

>>50591189
>Paxilvoid
>PaxLOVID
I tuned in for 5 seconds and my sides are destroyed.

[Anonymous No.50591230]

UVXY

[Anonymous No.50591242]

When do we find out about rate hikes? Do I really have to wait until Friday?

[Anonymous No.50591244]

>>50591006
shut it leaf! I will hear no more of this hebrew nonsense!

[Anonymous No.50591250]

>>50591242
2pm ET

[Anonymous No.50591251]

>>50591242
No retard today at 3pm.

[Anonymous No.50591254]

>>50591242
Stock market gold subscribers already got the email. No one tell him

[Anonymous No.50591262]

>>50591158
whats wrong with his eyes???

[Anonymous No.50591263]

>>50591158
Is wearing them because theres something wrong with his eyes? this shit from yesterday looks like a deepfake
https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1551993265473323010

[Anonymous No.50591264]

>>50591090
can I get a quick rundown on the difference between buying bills and investing in a bond fund?

Can't I just buy into a Tips bond fund?

[Anonymous No.50591271]

>>50590706
nobody is forcing you to go to restaurants or buy twinkies. i go to my polish deli for my local made meats and bread and just buy raw ingredients for shit like beans and rice. and lets not pretend yuros are such saints they would never pull a fast one adulterating food for profit. you will be disappointed with most women here though

[Anonymous No.50591274]

>>50591189
Biden is such a fucking chad
He just doesn't know anything and stumbles on every other word but just keeps smiling and fucking.

[Anonymous No.50591288]

Its gonna dump

[Anonymous No.50591291]

Is this upward move the run up to the sell the news part? Is there a consensus yet or are we just waiting?

[Anonymous No.50591292]

>>50591158
I donno could it be because it's sunny out

[Anonymous No.50591295]

>>50590963
Make $85k before any bonuses. Benefits aren’t bad.
Wife makes about $42k working for the state. Her best benefit is having a 457 so we can, in effect fund 3 401ks between the two of us. It’s hard to max them, but living in a low cost of living area really helps

[Anonymous No.50591297]

>>50591213
do you have state tax? even if you make $1mil per year youre not paying over 30% federal tax with short term cap gains

[Anonymous No.50591302]

>>50591067
Emerging market high yield bonds obviously

[Anonymous No.50591307]

>>50591264
Bonds have a price that can cause losses. T bills are always sold at discount. So you arent exposed to interest rate risk.

[Anonymous No.50591315]

>>50591242
4pm eastern

[Anonymous No.50591319]

>>50591302
>Emerging market high yield bonds

[Anonymous No.50591321]

>>50591288
don't get my hopes up just to let me down

[Anonymous No.50591325]

>>50591297
I thought it was 40%? AM I just retarded? Maybe cali has extra cap gains tax

[Anonymous No.50591329]

DXY just broke above Friday's high, but I'm really watching 107.627 as the important level.

[Anonymous No.50591334]

>>50591307
I know that
I'm talking about T bills vs Tbill bond fund

[Anonymous No.50591341]

>>50591302
>Emerging market
Fuuuuck no. Not banking on 3rd worlders.

[Anonymous No.50591342]

Hahahaha
>I’ll never tell you guys about cannabis again.
>no one ever invests in cannabis

[Anonymous No.50591344]

If you walk up to a random person in the street and ask them who Jerome Powell is they wouldn’t know

[Anonymous No.50591346]

two hours remain gentlemen

[Anonymous No.50591347]

yall did catch that dip on BA didn't you?

[Anonymous No.50591356]

>>50591329
What would DXY hit with a 100bps rape hike? 110?

[Anonymous No.50591368]

>>50591263
what the fuck
He has always squinted before, his eyes have never been that open before
They actually deepfaked the mofo

[Anonymous No.50591372]

>>50591341
you should nigger, BRICS fucking the dollar all night long

[Anonymous No.50591379]

New
>>50591371
>>50591371
>>50591371

[Anonymous No.50591381]

>>50591329
DXY may not really come down until next year. Consider that part of dxy is countries like japan. I dont see japan recovering for a while.
>>50591334
Funds still have a face value of the traded price. vfisx for instance not only has losses of fund price but also expense ratio. Just make a treasury direct account and dont give expense ratio to firms or just hold cash.

[Anonymous No.50591386]

>>50591372
>Argentina will grow
Yeah, grow more in debt and poverty lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.50591388]

>>50591263
https://twitter.com/GonzaloLira1968/status/1552298389710200834

[Anonymous No.50591407]

>>50591325
ya if youre in Cali youre fucked by state tax. But federal tax is like this filing jointly...have it written out next to me:
10% up to $20,550
12% up to 83,550
22% up to 178,150
24% up to 340100
32% up to 431,900
35% up to 647,850

so if you make $500k per year, youll pay $122,506 in federal tax which is 24.5% total. and since short term cap gains just acts like your tax bracket, none of us will ever pay more than 30%

[Anonymous No.50591418]

>>50591356
Not going to happen, but that would cause some outsized moves in all the markets.
>>50591381
Not to mention Europe is self-imploding. The dollar just has to tread water to keep being the better option than those 2.

[Anonymous No.50591456]

>>50591230
Was up $600-$1000 on VIX long calls yesterday, now down $700. Holding through Friday and possibly into next week. It's ready to gap up!

[Anonymous No.50591504]

Bull bros I am laughing, Bobo got trapped so hard this week.

[Anonymous No.50591565]

>>50591135
his t-box is floating

[Anonymous No.50592028]

>>50590469
Peasant mentality