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What's your next move after winning?

>> No.50588887

>>50588865
Death from heart attack

>> No.50588888

>>50588865
Red pill every person on this planet about jews.

>> No.50589170

Do I play again? I had bought 32 tickets but nothing

>> No.50589209
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>>50588865
i buy a billion dollars worth of treasury bonds

>> No.50589275
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50589275

>CASH OPTION takes almost half your money
>taxes take the other half
>left with enough to get a tank of gas, a big mac and a coke
FEELS SO FREE

>> No.50589302

>>50589275
only a retard would pick the lump sum option

>> No.50589463
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50589463

>>50588865
Fucking kek why are there so many lottery threads lately? It's like you people just gave up. You wouldn't do that right? Giving up?

Eternal reminder that you could play for an entire lifetime, even two, or three, and still wouldn't be guaranteed a win. Lottery is idiot tax.

I'm thinking capitulation threads like this are good bottom signals

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>>50588888
checked and based

>> No.50589677

Where are my bitDAO babes at. I told you motherfuckers that we'd make it and we've made it.

>> No.50589748

I'm going to pump a bunch of uniswap shit coins, then dump on everyone once fomo starts

>> No.50589764

>>50588865
Can I play if I'm European :3?

>> No.50589767

>>50589302
time

>> No.50589802

>>50589302
Guess what kind of people play the lottery.

>> No.50589811

>>50588888
Holy fucking based and checked. I had the exact same idea.

>> No.50589890

>>50589302
As the United States becomes more and more brown, the chances you will survive 30 to receive your full payout become exponentially smaller. Lump sum of 500mill give you instant access to funds to create a fortified community and small army.

>> No.50589995

>>50589302
>pick the slow option
>weimar inflation happens
>no refunds

>> No.50590019

>>50589463
Nigger, everyone knows the probability of winning is extremely low. It's just for fun. Everyone, even you, spends money on dumb shit. If you're throwing hundred or thousands of dollars into the lottery every week, then you're retarded.

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>>50588888
checked and same

>> No.50590323

>>50589275
If I take the annuity I get more in total?

>> No.50590511

>>50590323
Not if you consider inflation.

>> No.50590576

>>50589302
>get lump sum
>spend everything on investment assets
>make money and avoid getting fucked by inflation on money you don't have control over that's gonna get taxed to fuck anyhow

>> No.50590664

>>50590576
>Invest in assets
>Market crashes immediately
>Wipes away any potential long term inflation protection

>> No.50590859

>>50588888
I think we got a winner here boys.

>>50590664
If you go for retard plays, that could happen. Lots of risks calls and puts, highly speculative industries, etc.
However if you hedge hard, shove a bunch into bonds and metals, and put only 30-50% in growth areas, you're unlikely to lose substantially in the long run and you're likely to beat inflation. Especially after so much red in the market. This is a really good time to be building an empire portfolio.

>> No.50590890

>take lump sum
>put 100m in a high interest savings and live off the 1-2m a year interest (yeah inflation but I currently live off of less than 60k a year)
>put 100m into stocks long term
>100m into various businesses, mostly fast food franchises
>100m I spend on myself and my family and we all move to a 90%+ white area (Asians okay, some Hispanics okay, blacks must be less than 1%)

>> No.50590945

Buy 1bn worth of dogbat

>> No.50591033

House, car, crypto.

>> No.50591127

>>50590664
>Put 200mil into OXY
>sleep for 10 years
Depression status: disarmed

>> No.50591187

>>50588865
Buy everyone in my family a home paid off
get my dad the life-changing treatments he needs
have 20 kids

fund RWDS

>> No.50591201

>>50588888
BASED AND REDPILLED.

>> No.50591249

>>50589463
Most people here are just joking and putting a few dollars on it, everyone's using the same lingo from shitcoin and your investment threads.

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>>50589802
>>50589463
>but can't you see as my ultra-intelligent mind sees? the lottery is a BAD investment! That's why I will never ever play! hahahahaha!

The mind of a midwit is truly fascinating. It must be such an exciting world truly believing that you're figuring things out that nobody else knows.

I wonder how many times these fine gentlemen have smugly smirked at a neighbor with a high-end sports car or people buying overpriced snacks at the movie theater.

>> No.50591588

>>50588865
100 acres of land.
Hook up the boys so they can retire as well.
Visit some national parks while it's still legal to drive places.

>> No.50591767

>>50588865
Disappear

>> No.50593134

>>50588865
>winning
were it so simple

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>>50588865
Probably getting killed months later by a "friend" or family member, like everyone else