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MY TURN

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50579237

>> No.50581150

Yeah im slurping, Cohen runs a tight and coherant ship. I like that

>> No.50581160

Just buy siga my nigga

>> No.50581164

ah, a shiny new thread where nobody will know what a faggot i am

>> No.50581182
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yeah bobo's about to get heemed tomorrow

>> No.50581188
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NOT SO FAST MUMUKEKS!

>> No.50581190
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50581190

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I URGE YOU TO CONSIDER MICROSOFT COMPUTER SOFTWARE

>> No.50581193
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50581193

My uncle is (was) a successful stock broker and day trader. I have 2k from a summer wagie that I want to invest. Also I want to try opening a paper trading account to learn the ins and outs of day trading.

How do I ask him for help without sounding autistic?

>> No.50581198

>last thread
If nothing else the sheer autism levels in /smg/ are approaching the early /GME/ days. Also actual pussy shots
>hotpocket men disappear
Of course
>HOGS
WHO IS SHORTING THE OINKS?

>> No.50581199
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ASIAN PUSSY IS SO CLEAN BECAUSE THEY WASH THEIR PUSSIES AFTER SHITTING AND PISSING IN THE SINK. DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD A 10/10 ASIAN TRAD WIFE

>> No.50581209
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>>50581135
When are rates going to get hiked? I thought it was going to happen today?

>> No.50581214

>>50579895
SIGA general
>>50579895
SIGA general

>> No.50581217

>>50581193
buy SIGA
>>50581199
>forgets the greentext
10/10 b8 m8 but touch grass

>> No.50581223

>earnings misses everywhere
>consumer tapped out: see WMT earnings
>mortgage demand plummeting
>inflation not abating
>unemployment claims inching higher
>CHIPS act old news, no more bullish catalysts on the horizon
>rate hike literally tomorrow
>volume nonexistent, liquidity drying up
why the FUCK isn't this shit dumping?

>> No.50581244

>>50581209
In 15 hours

>> No.50581246

>>50581223
>its been dumping for months
>why isnt it still dumping!!!!
>mommy!!!!!

>> No.50581251

>>50581193
Reminiscences of a stock operator

>> No.50581260

>>50581223
The market is forward looking, prices already reflect all of those things

>> No.50581265
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>>50581223
when will you learn that the fed is behind this tomfoolery? a couple weeks ago when the 10 year yield was selling off like mad, that was the beginning of the end. what happened immediately after? ECB and the fed said they had to do "not" QE because... because they just had to. the inflation is now going to accelerate and they're running out of time. make your gains while you can

>> No.50581269

>>50581246
>months
Do newfags actually think this is a long time for a bear market?

>> No.50581293

>>50581269
>line has to always go down in a bearmarket
who are you calling a newfag. I bet you have a 4 digit net worth.

>> No.50581303
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>>50581269
Considering that zoomers chop their cocks off at age 14 and regret it within 5 years. They have no attention span

>> No.50581305

>>50581223
You're looking for a crash.
But crashes get the pain over with quickly, so The Fed has outlawed crashes.
Instead we get slow tortuous march down to hell. The only ones that will escape the ordeal are those on the Fed's bigboy list.

>> No.50581307

>>50581260
>The market is forward looking, prices already reflect all of those things
Not as true as it once was or at least not in the same way. It is not "what we see the economy doing 6 months from now" but more "how best to frontrun the Fed 6 months from now". Those aren't the same thing. First and foremost that the former is easy(er) to predict, goes through cycles, and moves at a slow pace. The latter can change virtually overnight and cause behaviors that exacerbate the issues actually affecting the economy.
There was a partial decoupling of the economy from the stock market that was just made so much worse during the 2010s.

>> No.50581315

>>50581223
How have the major indices faired this week?

>> No.50581317

What about that faggot saying VIX options are close only tomorrow?

>> No.50581331
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>>50581305
And those real niggas out there selling the OTM SPY short strangle

>> No.50581332

hey bear faggots theres this thing called
>priced in

>> No.50581335

>>50581317
sounded like a "insider here" LARP, some schizo post about "tommorow is going to be so volatile that they're going to not let anyone trade the VIX so all contracts expire worthless"

>> No.50581353

>>50580412
>>50581152
>>50581157
You guys are just joining making right? I meant that really is a woman.

>> No.50581356

>>50581246
>its been dumping for months
>dumping
Slowly bleeding out because the QUI keep plunge protecting it instead of letting it correct for real. The Everything Bubble and the money printing have made everything so overvalued that the -15% ytd or whatever it is at now is nothing.

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>>50581353
Bob+vagine. clearly a woman. Also why are you linking to it? Stop snitching.

>> No.50581390

>>50581317
I'm suing cboe for breach of contract if that were to happen. I have the time for the bs

>> No.50581401

>>50581317
Vix is insolvent.

>> No.50581408

>>50581356
by comparison the recent crash was worse than something line 4 out of the last 5 crashes.

>> No.50581444
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50581444

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BYU BYU BUY BUYB UY BUY BUY UBYUUBYUYUBUYU BY

>> No.50581456

>>50581408
I wonder if people in here were all in on stocks like U and SHOP. Like shit that got absolutely rekt and will never come back.

>> No.50581464

was SAVA a meme? Im never going to buy the stock but I still want there to be an actual drug for alzheimers unlike donepezil/memantine whatever that barely helps

>> No.50581469

>>50581456
SHOP was fucking insane. I remember it being 1500 and was still too new to options to pull the trigger but that and ROKU were, looking back, obvious shorts

>> No.50581506

>>50581260
You can just say priced in next time instead of the same thing in more words

>> No.50581527

>>50581469
If you had worked in e-commerce no it was not. Shop was absolutely dominated everything out there, yeah sure it was overvalued but no one would have predicted it would crash this god damn far in 2018-2019

>> No.50581558

>>50581527
2018-2019 was quite a lot of market cap ago. I'm talking 2021-2022 prices.

>> No.50581574

Hi I live below the poverty line and work like a slave every day, I also live in a shed with no utilities.

Just came here to say that I hope everyone here becomes as poor and miserable as me.

>> No.50581579
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>>50581214
Stock Market General belongs to SIGA sisters now. Kneel

>> No.50581602

>>50581574
Based, do you at least own a gun of some sort?

>> No.50581607

>>50581574
Sounds like a personal problem. Loser mindsets make losers. There’s a reason why greed and jealousy are both sins. Walk the path and you’ll avoid suffering.

>> No.50581610

>>50581602
No, I would probably kms if I did.

>> No.50581611
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>>50581574
Make sure to spread the munkpox when you get it. You wouldn't want to be surrounded by cheerful people now would you?

>> No.50581619
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50581619

You guys are madmen.

>> No.50581623
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50581623

I think I'm ruining my life one day at a time...

>> No.50581630

>>50581607
Well fucking duh it's a personal problem

I will continue to spite this thread with my psychic energy

>> No.50581646

>>50581623
I mean yeah, you aren't alone in that, but it also isn't worth the effort or risk to improve it

>> No.50581645

>>50581611
In fact a twink sucked my dick just 2 days ago.

>> No.50581651
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>>50581574
Oh you are the lean hog anon? That shed you live in looks pretty cozy besides the dead animals hanging from hooks

>> No.50581663

>>50581651
No, there's only one lean hog in my shed. If you know what I mean.

>> No.50581667

>>50581135
False Bull, Big Bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvjpEq6Hln8

>> No.50581671

We finna go up 3% tomorrow bros

>> No.50581676

>>50581663
How did you meet the twink that sucked your diseased depressed cock?

>> No.50581690
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50581690

>>50581646
>it also isn't worth the effort or risk to improve it
That's true...

>> No.50581697

>>50581676
jannies clean up this trash

>> No.50581701

>>50581630
I grew up in a trailer with a single father who used to yell “must be nice” at robin leech. It taught me a lot.

>> No.50581705

Based on the Fibonacci tomorrow SIGA will pullback to about $14, closing the week around $12.

>> No.50581707

>>50581676
Grindr, of course.

>> No.50581711
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>>50581707
Thank you for doing your part

>> No.50581714

>>50581705
but have you considered the mercury retrograde?

>> No.50581721

>>50581610
Not based
>Imagine not having a gun

>> No.50581722

>>50581705
Based Fibonacci will give me more opportunities to succeed.
>ride the spiral to the end
>we may just go where no ones been
>spiral out

>> No.50581741

>>50581701
My father was a rich man, and all 6 of his kids are in a much lower economic class due to his deluge of strategic fuckups during our upbringing. Now of course, we are at this point responsible for success and failure, but damn fuck did we all start out in a hell of a hole.

I do not think I'll get out of my hole. My siblings are worse off than me.

>> No.50581754

>didn't even hear about WEBR IPO in 2021
>already shafted the boomers that went in on grillin' and a divvy
What a speedrun. Took ATT like 20 years to do what WEBR did in 1.

>> No.50581759

>>50581721
I got a lead hook that can put down any man

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>>50581722

>> No.50581774

>>50581741
are you the first born?

>> No.50581780

>>50581774
Yes

>> No.50581781

>>50581223
Priced in.

>> No.50581785

>>50581741
I’m actually thankful for growing up poor. Unlike niggers.

>> No.50581796
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>>50581759
Once you realize money is nothing but a tool to help achieve your higher self you will become free. The ultimate reason for living is figuring out why we are here. Anything else is inimitable to this knowledge.

>> No.50581797

Poop & pee more like poop & pee.

>> No.50581803

>>50581780
wow thats fucking pathetic. you're supposed to be the good one. Pick up your nuts dude.
>>50581785
I grew up pretty poor and surrounded by niggers. now im worth almost half a mil and I make 200k.

>> No.50581805

KO puts
Ez money
Heard it here first

>> No.50581807
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>>50581223
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN *company* MISSED BY 1% WHEN EVERYONE WAS EXPECTING THEM TO MISS BY 5%. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STOCK CAN'T GO UP!!!!!!! THEY'RE MAKING 1% LESS THAN THEY DID LAST YEAR EVEN THOUGH THE STOCK IS ALREADY DOWN 50% FROM THAT TIME...AHHHHHH I'M A RETARD THAT SHORTED THE BOTTOM I'M GONNA GO INSANE WHY IS THE WORLD CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.50581809

>>50581781
Stop fucking saying this.

>> No.50581818
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>>50581630
Your voodoo magice is already priced in.

>> No.50581820

>>50581785
I just wish my father wasn't so fucking stupid with money. He made so much fucking money. We were starving. We all grew up on the streets because we could eat more food that way. We all got caught up with crime and drugs. That retarded fucker had kids for a reason I can't understand. An extremely selfish yet cowardly man.

>> No.50581824

>>50581623
I've been doing that since at least 2008.

>> No.50581825

>>50581809
Its hard not to when it is, in fact, already priced in.

>> No.50581834

>>50581193
if he's anything like my uncle formerly successful big shot stock broker he'll just tell you to put everything you can into a roth IRA

>> No.50581835
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50581835

>>50581820
>>50581809
Priced in.

>> No.50581837

>>50581754
For me it is TDUP. One of the higher ups from that companys xfere'd to the one I work at. Makes me a bit nervous after looking at that chart.

>> No.50581843

>>50581803
I am significantly better off than my siblings, and I have already described my position in life. Use your imagination to get an idea of how my siblings are doing.
>>50581796
Yes I am many tens of thousands of dollars away from any premise of self-actualization.

>> No.50581860

>>50581834
thats where all my SIGA is.
>>50581843
unironically learn to code or do selenium/appium automation for QA. insta 6figures.

>> No.50581863

>>50581818
>>50581835
Spite for this particular ID

>> No.50581865

>>50581785
Growing up I was not rich but not a poor fuck either. Say low middle class. Thank god. Gave me an appreciation for the green and an mindset "nobody will give me shat" Also due to that when I got older I never really felt like I needed much. So more green to stuff back for retirement or when shat happens

>> No.50581877

>>50581860
I am literally learning to code, I have to walk 20 miles to the library though. I do actually make that walk multiple times a week.

>> No.50581887

So how is the market going to react to the big ass rate hike the day they announce we're officially in a recession?

>> No.50581891

>>50581820
I can’t relate. My dad was a garbage man and did the best he could. Saved up $5k for the first time at the age of 60.
My mother can go headfirst in to a wood chipper for all I care since I never met her.
I’m an amazing Dad as a result though. You have to learn from your parent’s mistakes and become better than them, rather than give them the accountability that actually rests in you.
TLDR; women don’t matter. Acquire currency.

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50581893

goodnight hulkamaniacs. we got a big day ahead of us tomorrow with the fed meeting so be sure to take your vitamins tomorrow morning

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>>50581887
Hopefully down so I can buy more siga nigga.

>> No.50581899

>>50581807
You and I both know this market bubble is still way over inflated

>> No.50581904

>>50581891
Yeah, I just hope I can get my brain back. I've fried myself with drugs over the years.

>> No.50581908

im tired that the bears always win

>> No.50581926

Are REITs a decent investment?

>> No.50581928
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>>50581908
Good joke nigga

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50581938

I will not eat the bugs.
I will not take the vaccine.
I will not get in the pod.
I will not live in The Line.
I will not buy SIGA (thus helping cure the homosexuals).

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>>50581926
no fuck you.

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>>50581948
I'm still putting 20,000 into it

>> No.50581986
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50581986

One last run oil bros?

>> No.50581987

>>50581887
It will pump until next week then when August hits it will be a blood bath

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100
0
0

>> No.50581992

>>50581926
People and businesses are still managing to pay rent, so sure.

>> No.50581994
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>>50581986
Yes... The spice must flow

>> No.50582040

Can I get an explanation as to why bitcoin just shit itself?

>> No.50582050
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50582050

SIGA sissies, something to consider. There are people in this very thread, that maybe have even given you a (you) that don't hold a single share of SIGA after months of rock solid DD. Let that set in. Lol. Lmao even.

>> No.50582055

>>50582040
Crypto is the non retarded guy in the room compared to the stock market

>> No.50582079

>>50582055
if you can't spot the retard in the room you are in? guess what? you are him

>> No.50582099

>>50582055
How are those LUNA coins treating you?

>> No.50582104

>>50582040
Price discovery is transparent so it still behaves like a real financial instrument?
Or did you mean specifically?

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>>50582040
Crypto is just a tech stock derivative because the short term bonds and commercial paper that provide liquidity for stablecoins like Tether are all tech companies. When the S&P or Nasdaq dumps the liquidity chain leading to Bitcoin and the rest of the crypto market compresses.

>> No.50582117

There was once a dude who had a shat pot of KO shares. Who was forced to sell some of them to screw a credit card company. The thought of paying those bastards extra green made him sick. But this depressing tail of woe over the lost KO shares has an upside. Said dude will re-buy every last goddamn share he sold and then some to have his shat pot of divvy income just as he originally planned.

>> No.50582120

>>50582079
Only a retard thinks there must be a retard in every room, because they're retarded.

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>>50581938
You will unironically end up doing all those things because you do not own SIGA

>> No.50582138

>>50582120
touce

>> No.50582150

>>50582120
I dunno, what is the stats birthday paradox but with retards? Seems more likely than two people having the same birthday.

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I bought a company thinking they did a forward stock split recently, but it turns out it was a reverse split! I mix up the order of the numbers too often! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50582174

>>50582157
based GE investor

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Why are futures green? Wtf

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>>50581834
>if he's anything like my uncle formerly successful big shot stock broker he'll just tell you to put everything you can into a roth IRA
That's the sensible thing to do but...
I want financial independence. I don't want to be chained to a wagie for my entire life.

>> No.50582193

>>50581986
No, the NBER declaring a recession means all oil demand has to halt for six months.

>> No.50582209

>>50582193
Biden is going to keep releasing SPR crude for another few months, then has to buy it all back lmfao. All 180 million barrels.

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15 HOURS.

>> No.50582224

>>50581223
Market makers want to make money in the short term also add in some human psychology and you get short term market trends. Although everyone knows in that we will be bearish for the next year at very least

>> No.50582226

>>50582209
Did they release the SPR in the 70s? Was there even one back then?

>> No.50582228

>>50582188
because it's all fake you stupid nigger

>> No.50582231

>>50582188
not just green VERY green

>> No.50582237

>>50581190
consider it considered, amen

>> No.50582238

>>50581182
Even when it’s announced we have a 100 bps hike, we’ll still pump because we always do when the Fed has their press conference. I’d expect the blood to start flowing on Thursday and Friday, especially after it’s confirmed we’re in a recession

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50582258

>>50582188
Reproductive rights are a thing of the past. Based America. Use birth control and a condom and don't let random guys coom in you. It's that easy.
SIGGERS IM UP 25K. OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.50582259

>>50582226
>The SPR was created following the 1973 energy crisis. On November 18, 1974, the United States became a signatory to the Agreement on an International Energy Program (IEP) and a founding member of the International Energy Agency that the IEP established. One of the key commitments made by the treaty's signatories is to maintain oil stocks of no less than 90 days of net imports.[17]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Petroleum_Reserve_(United_States)#History

>> No.50582262
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>>50582188
It's totally legit, bro. Buy into strength!

>> No.50582266

So it was all priced in? I'm opening calls and moving back into the market.

>> No.50582272

>>50582188
Because my entire portfolio is short for the first time ever. I had been going long in the deepest red. I finally relented last week and bought shorts. Getting ass raped.

>> No.50582280
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50582280

I propose we change the definition of "bear market"
>prolonged period of price declines in a stock or entire market, usually of 20 percent or more from a recent high.
should be now
> prolonged period of price declines in a stock or entire market, usually of 80 percent or more from a recent high.

>> No.50582295

>>50582237
That's all I ask

>> No.50582311

>>50581877
dude just watch youtube. there is so much great content out there. Check out Traversy Media channel. I taught myself how to code about 3.5 years ago and completely turned my financial status around. went from 50k in debt to what ive already described here.
but good on you for trying

>> No.50582315
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>>50582226
>>50582259
https://www.history.com/topics/roaring-twenties/teapot-dome-scandal#teapot-dome-for-emergency-use-only

>> No.50582365

>>50581877
https://github.com/boydfd/books/blob/master/seeing/stalled/2013%20Stroustrup%20-%20The%20C%2B%2B%20Programming%20Language%204th%20Edition.pdf

>> No.50582379
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>>50582365
>C++

>> No.50582383

So Saudi Arabia is going to do a public offering for their Neom megacity project. The city will act as a special economic zone with low income and corporate taxes (unfortunately pegged to the corporate GMT 15% base rate that will come into effect after 2023, unless they pull out completely from the West and join BRICS), and possibly other perks such as subsidized or cheap electricity (all green from solar, wind and nuclear fission). Will this be a good investment?

https://www.arabianbusiness.com/money/corporate/capital-markets/saudi-arabia-plans-ipo-of-500-billion-project-neom-by-2024

>> No.50582441
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>green futures this early
You know what happens next i assume?

>> No.50582445
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>>50582383
If it has nothing to do with homosexuals and women, yes

>> No.50582454

>>50582379
kek

>> No.50582464

>>50582383
Something to keep an eye on, Saudi's have infinite money.

>> No.50582471

>>50582383
Saudis are treacherous sand niggers I wouldn't put money there ever.

>> No.50582483

Futures are like green
Bobos, are you not concerned we’re going to rip upward?

>> No.50582492

>>50582441
what?

>> No.50582496

>>50582471
Take one look at the LIV tour and you'll understand that despite what you think of them, they can make you money

>> No.50582527
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50582527

Does anyone listen to this fucking retard?

>> No.50582539

Kek mega millions website crashed

>> No.50582540

>>50582445
Yes, it might be the perfect destination for companies to escape from the woke culture implosion. I imagine it will be similar to the UAE.

>> No.50582544

>>50582496
>the LIV tour
The seethe over that was hilarious. The spin from the PGA and journalists was it's bad because MBS bad, but in reality they didn't want their monopoly challenged (and the advertising, tv rights, branding, etc).

>> No.50582565

>>50582527
Means a green day tomorrow

>> No.50582568

>>50582527
bro. there are people who actually listen to youtubers and there are people who get advice on vietnamese basketweaving forums. yes, there are people who do listen to him, unfortunately.

>> No.50582571

>>50582544
>N-no you can't just play golf for someone else, t-think about tradition!!!!

>> No.50582578

>>50581904
Same. Even got to bottom zero cuz I gave a fuck about life. Grateful tho for learning the hardest way, but now I‘mma need sum coke to get thru low wage jobs to gain capital again .-.

>> No.50582586

>>50581904
how to restore brain from options gambling induced frying?

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>>50581150
kenny paid me to reply

>> No.50582601

>>50582571
The funniest part was le outrage was going on right before Biden made his trip to Saudi Arabia lol.

>> No.50582627

what types of depraved things are these golfers having to do for these shieks and their underaged nephews

>> No.50582647

>>50582527
Hes right a little over 30% of the time, which is basically the psychological minimum for win/loss ratio to keep getting people to keep coming back.
If hes under quota big finance will throw him a bone.

>> No.50582649

>>50582601
Then Biden fist bumped him and everyone screeched not knowing that the only reason he did that was because he forgot how to shake hands.

>> No.50582653

Suddenly Im tired boys, very tired. I think I’ll retire soon

>> No.50582656
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>>50582383

Saudis not being encumbered by Malthusian western stupidity about industry and nuclear power creates a real opportunity. Building a shitload of nukes to ensure cheap electricity and desalinated water is v smart (and it's the one place solar is actually smart). It is located on a major shipping lane as well. However, it would never be a hub of high-skill labor. They'll sell it with the fancy sci-fi buildings and the idea of a silicon valley for the ME, but that part won't go anywhere. Incubator cities like that are always in places that people want to live and SA sucks camel dicks to live in and always will.

It might make a decent amount of sense as a manufacturing hub exploiting cheap energy and cheap low-skill labor from Africa or ME to work assembly lines. Saudis are born slavers with zero morals, so they're perfectly suited to run that sort of sleazy operation. Wave a bunch of cash at desperately poor people, stuff em 20 deep in barracks next to the factories, confiscate their passports. Cranks out widgets, and any workers that complain to western journalists get tossed off the factory roof.

>> No.50582659

>>50582627
golfing with the wedge exclusively

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why are futs green. makes no sense when basically every company is having shit earnings.

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>>50582653
Not yet,wagie you got 20 years left of slaving before that

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>>50582666
Give it a few hours,satan

>> No.50582680

>>50582667
this is happening to my formerly favorite tasty latina, marina gold. it just happens

>> No.50582696

>>50582544
Tbh LIV has been kinda boring so far. The good players have been phong it in because the Saudi’s already paid them. I understand them wanting to get paid, but at least fucking try a little to put on a good show

>> No.50582713

>>50582667
God damn she smacked the wall hard. The only porn star that has aged gracefully is little Lupe

>> No.50582715

There's no way SIGA goes over 20 right?

>> No.50582716

>>50582666
The faster the fed hikes, the faster they stop.
>>50582649
>fist bumped
That was so weird. The entire delegation did it too iirc

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>>50582715
Y-you bought when it was under 10 right anon?

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>>50582715
Why does 20 have to be a hurdle?

>> No.50582772

>>50582753
There's only one gay guy I know. It's my friend's gf's cousin she brings around once every few months. I always stay far away from him because he seems like one of those very gay gays.

>> No.50582783

>>50582696
Can't really blame the Saudi's for trying though. For Christ sake they offered that nigger chink tiger woods $800 million fucking dollars and the stupid retard turned it down.
>>50582753
We will blow past 20 tomorrow

>> No.50582788

>>50582753
OFF THE ROOF WITH YOU

>> No.50582790

That twink sucked my dick better than any woman has in recent memory

>> No.50582793
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50582793

>>50582188
>>50582258
actually it was passed on to the states to decide as Supreme Court isn't supposed to just be able to make laws.

>>50582259
I don't understand why we are giving our emergency oil to China when we are most worried about going into a war with China

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>>50582715
SIGA $2000 EOY 2023

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50582805

I literally just went short. Why is it so green?

>> No.50582807

>>50582783
Because he's at a point where he cares more about his legacy than money. he's set for life, doubt he cares about 800 million

>> No.50582821

JPOW
>we are only increasing by 25bps.
>we want the real estate markets to properly absorb the new rate paradigm
>we are monitoring the economic situation closely
>we are optimistic about future inflation numbers
>THE MARKETS ARE STROOOOONG

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>>50582656
>Incubator cities like that are always in places that people want to live and SA sucks camel dicks to live in and always will.
The architectural plan for this city is vastly different though, it's going to be vertical, with all buildings completely enclosed in an outer shell and fully air conditioned inside. It might not be that bad so long as you don't need to go outside the shell too often.

https://www.neom.com/en-us/newsroom/hrh-announces-theline-designs

>It might make a decent amount of sense as a manufacturing hub exploiting cheap energy and cheap low-skill labor from Africa or ME to work assembly lines. Saudis are born slavers with zero morals, so they're perfectly suited to run that sort of sleazy operation. Wave a bunch of cash at desperately poor people, stuff em 20 deep in barracks next to the factories, confiscate their passports. Cranks out widgets, and any workers that complain to western journalists get tossed off the factory roof.

I'd be okay with this, so long as they're relegated to the lower levels out of sight or in different adjacent hubs or Lines. The cognitive elite will occupy the upper levels. I think they're planning on building a university within the initial Line and want to attract top talent from around the world.

https://www.neom.com/en-us/newsroom/neom-appoints-university-president

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>>50582821

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>>50582666
Bobos never cease to amaze me with how little they understand the market

>> No.50582836

>>50582807
I completely understand but his legacy is largely tarnished because he is a coomer. That's a lot of fucking money

>> No.50582841

>>50582821
sure would be nice if those real estate markets absorbed that new paradigm a little faster

>> No.50582852

>>50581877
Just pirate that shit on libgen.li

>>50582379
Most competitive programmers use C++ rather than python or java.
I guess it allegedly has less boilerplate or has a better data structures library.
If you’re proficient with C++ and can demolish interviews with it, that’s a fucking free pass to whatever company you want when you’re doing coding interviews

>> No.50582864

Hypothetically speaking, what if your company is negotiating a large sale with a significant institution, and your coworkers hear gossip and rumors that there is a major criminal investigation happening that will be made public soon resulting in the ouster of some executives of that significant institution. And then you overhear this gossip from your coworkers. And then you short that stock. Is that insider trading?

>> No.50582868

>>50582841
wanna hear my bear case?

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50582871

>>50582805
lol. I tried watching the Dr strange movie. It was all CGI, his gf ended up marrying a black, and then some mexican girl with 2 moms was the hero of the show. I turned it off. What the fuck are they doing over there? Good thing I pirate all that shit, I will never pay to watch a marvel movie

>> No.50582873

>>50582824
>it's going to be vertical, with all buildings completely enclosed in an outer shell and fully air conditioned inside.
Ahahahaha this is worse than Egypt's planned megacity.
What a joke.

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>> No.50582879

>>50582852
Scoopsies did you buy SIGA?

>> No.50582880

>>50582311
how long did it take and how much do you earn now

>> No.50582881

>>50582874
bullish

>> No.50582885

>>50582527
>cramer listing amazon as a buy during a minor recession
Wow. I guess I really got out of there at the best possible time.

>> No.50582884

>>50582852
Is it worth it to git gud at the ancient languages like fortran or cobol anymore? I don't even give a shit if I get buried under a mountain of NDA's because I'm working on critical shit that will never/can never realistically be updated, I have zero experience with coding and see a good market for going full boomer's dad with it if I take to it.

>> No.50582887

>>50582864
No, but only if you post what company that is here so it's public information.

>> No.50582888

>>50582805
I'm speculating that gas will dip a bit before midterms - as well as a slight rise in stocks.

Gotta have some good news before midterms right? I'm assuming the Democrats don't want a crash before November

>> No.50582889

>>50582868
sure whatever

>> No.50582895

So apparently the senate has the votes needed to pass the semiconductor bill. Just what is about to happen to our SOXL bags lads?

>> No.50582897

>>50582871
You want to.truly be disgusted, watch the new Jurassic park movie

>> No.50582912

>>50582895
nothing. it's only gibs for intell

>> No.50582913

>>50582887
I don’t really want to be fired anon

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>>50582852
I agree with your statement on c++
But the faggot was asking what to learn as a first language

>> No.50582925

>>50582821
>25% inflation for years to come
>'murica now officially a third world country
>end of quote
>repeat the line

>> No.50582926

>>50582527
Pretty sure Cramer just fuds his own positions just like I do all day here. After doing that shit there's no way he's losing money with the connections he certainly has.

>> No.50582928

>>50582895
Too diversified.
Buy integrated circuits.

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>>50582897
I tried but the first 20 mins was nothing but dinosaurs being killed, tortured, or hurt, and feminists. I turned it off.

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>>50582874
Z -ACK!

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>>50582793

Crush oil, crush oil energy exporters. Increase supply while raising rates to crank up the dollar to levels that strangle every other economy, crushing demand.

This is all about the US neocon/neolib campaign to try to destabilize and regime-change Russia. It's delusional and it's never happening, but they're just going to keep doubling down on trying to wreck Russia's economy because the alternative is admitting they've fucked up.

>> No.50582946

>>50582889
all diversity jobs are getting cut cuz of rates
all these niggers bought cars and condos and leases on credit assuming they were gonna keep their 120k/year diversity marketing, product management job,
they are all about to get rolled
lending institutions that gave these loans are about to get rolled

they are gonna call it the "bullshit job crash" or the "marketing crash" or the "WFH crash"

>> No.50582950

>>50582864
No, just tell the SEC you were mad at that organization and bet against them EZ GG.

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>>50582871
>>50582897
>gonna have to add a transgender zermale of color if you want more money next time

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>>50582928
>Too diversified
Was soxl always this garbage? I don't even like intel

wouldn't u be better off just picking up amd and Nvidia or something

>> No.50582981

>>50582946
to add
biden and dems are gonna pump the market for the midterms there is gonna be a giant bull trap all the way to SPY 430ish

Then we crash to despair, there is not enough despair and liquidations yet. This is probably not the bottom yet.

>> No.50583000

>>50582913
Posting the name of the company you work for won't dox you.

>> No.50583003

>>50582980
>more intel than AMD
No wonder SOXL trannies almost roped.

>> No.50583004

>>50582879
lol yo nigga, I just do not do that whole individual picks thing anymore

>>50582884
>worth it to git gud at the ancient languages like fortran or cobol anymore
Colorado School of mines actually focused their curriculum around teaching students cobol.
It has given them one of the highest average pays in CS for new grads…
They saw an opportunity (boomers dying off/retiring and leaving behind legacy codebases in cobol) and basically have somewhat cornered the market on that
However, if you’re just looking to learn funky new languages I’d absolutely go for Haskell, OCaml, lisp, Coq
>I have zero experience with coding and see a good market for going full boomer's dad with it if I take to it.
Oh.
Honestly, cobol might actually be a better option than going to a bootcamp and becoming a webshitter. That area is oversaturated from what I can tell.
Cobol has wayyyy less resources for picking up tho

>> No.50583007

>>50582981
bear market rallies so far have been less than impressive, a pump to 430 would be pretty cool

>> No.50583008

>>50582946
Sub prime auto bubble pill me.

>> No.50583010

>>50583000
trips you must post company

>> No.50583016
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>>50583000
This is a glowie, do not interact

>> No.50583018

>>50582946
My company hasn’t scaled back hiring at all. Full steam ahead. I guess it depends on the industry but mine is actually thriving in this economy. I work for a US based private tech company.

>> No.50583033

>>50582923
Oh. Then I’d guess Java or python or some webshit

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>>50583004
How is that TQQQ and SPY treating you?

>> No.50583051

>>50583034
lol sucks ofc
Just hoarding cash for a while

>> No.50583065

>>50583010
>>50583016
I work for Unifirst and I am racist and antisemitic. I need a win so I can quit. The other anon should post his company. If it's overhearing a rumor, I think he's legally in the clear and won't get doxed.

>> No.50583067

>>50583004
Based, thanks for the advice. I've only been hearing people tell me to learn how to code for the last decade of my life, figured skipping the meme languages and jeet-dominated fields would be a good first step. May your bussy always stay safe from satan and rocker - even if I know they're the same thing.

>> No.50583069
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>>50583051
You should short SIGA

>> No.50583071

>>50582805
>might be bisexual or asexual
>asexual

THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE ASEXUAL YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID RETARD.

>> No.50583074

>>50582871
>I tried watching the Dr strange movie.
I stopped watching as soon as I noticed the girl in the opening scene was wearing a LGBQT patch on her jacket.

>> No.50583078

>>50583033
Easiest and quickest entry is learning python selenium/appium. Could learn the basics in a month or 2 and instant 6 figure gig.

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>>50583074
Damn, good eye.

>> No.50583121

>>50583069
Got me some $4.55p dte Oct for $5 each today. Gonna bo like a 20 bagger when this shit collapses next month

>> No.50583127

>keep finding shitty twitter accounts of pajeets that keep making 50/50 coin flip meme calls and then deleting the ones that don't work
>they are starting to pivot to TSLA, GME, and PLTR
Crypto really is just a big bag of all of history's oldest scams.
Don't fall for the scam, you retards.

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50583128

I'm going to need everybody ITT to throw your legs over your head and do what it takes to #SpikeTheCurve for SIGA

>> No.50583136

>>50582873
It is ridiculous, which is why it might actually make a ton of money if it ends up working.

>> No.50583143

>>50583051
Scoops.... my portfolio is still
79.999% QLD
19.999% TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls
00.002% TBLT
I think I'm going to make it... have you seen NASDAQ COMPUTER's earnings?!

>> No.50583144
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>>50583121
whew, almost thought u were bullish on SIGA. Thank fuck your bearish, what a bullish signal.

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The VIX is going to zero, they are bankrupt.

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>>50582864
Do you have to disclose your trades because you're a finance bro? If not then I don't see how anybody would know your private business.

>> No.50583178

How come nobody discusses things like opening a delta-gamma neutral spread to benefit from declining IV?

>> No.50583187

>>50583178
Well, go ahead then

>> No.50583190

>>50583178
Because your risk has to be somewhere and you might as well short theta and profit from delta at the same time

>> No.50583191

>>50583178
Uhhh, sweaty, this is a business board. No one talks about your dumb D&D or whatever you're talking about

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>>50583178
you have to find the right smgers

>> No.50583197

>>50583191
lol

>> No.50583204

>>50583178
nobody bothers to think that deeply about what they are doing. Once you have gone deeper than two layers, you have lost the plot

>> No.50583215

>futures pumping at low volume right before FOMC
they'll turn red by 2AM and dump hard premarket.

>> No.50583225

>>50583178
It would work, if there weren't hidden tigers out there.

>> No.50583231

>>50581558
I understand that, it was overvalued in 2021 but with the online/ecom boom in 2020/21 i highly doubt any figured the market leader would implode this hard in a year or less

>> No.50583235

>>50583215
Inshallah brother for I am 100% long VIX.

>> No.50583237

Am I going to get fucked up if I go for a walk at this time?

>> No.50583239

>>50583178
Shut up nerd. We gamble here

>> No.50583244

>>50581701
Trailer trash bros rise up

>> No.50583254

>>50583195
Thanks fren

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>>50581182
How annoying are those brown fucks, they can't go a day without trying to cut my dick off?

>> No.50583308

>>50583235
same, it always shoots up on FOMC day

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I'm late to the earnings party but HOW THE FUCK CAN GOOG AND MSFT PRINT AFTER-HOURS ON A FUCKING MISS????

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>>50583318
people expected worse, and guidance was good and not "we're in a recession were going to make 0 money"

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Alright. Need help asap. Used to be able to transfer money into Robinhood instantly and be able to trade with it instantly.

Recently updated my app and I guess "upgraded" the cash card thing and now it says it takes a week to transfer money to be able to trade with. Is there a way to fix this?

Yes I already have a thinkorswim account. No I don't like using it.

please help I want to fomo into siga at open

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Go ahead and pump the market, I'm going to double down on my shorts. Enjoy it while you can.

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>>50583330
mumutards are delusional but (((they))) melt it up anyway

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>>50583360
>robinhood

>> No.50583384

>>50582753
Imagine feeling the need to publicly announce this to the world lmao. Fucking hell hedonism is disgusting

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And so..... a new bull market is born

>> No.50583430

>>50581135
i got a letter from the IRS today sayin i owe 89k for 2019. my salary was 50k and i made no money on money on investments (im a poorfag) wtf bros?

>> No.50583431

>>50582116
>stablecoins
What year did you step out of?

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>>50583401
awww so adorable.

>> No.50583448

>>50583439
Did you see it's little tongue ^_^

>> No.50583455

>>50583071
Jedi aren’t asexual they just repress their sexual urges like monks. Do you even lore?
>>50582871
I’m so tired of muh representation in films /tv. Every fucking couple is mixed race or lesbian or gay, I literally can’t remember the last show I watched that involved a white heterosexual parent couple. It’s so detached from reality even in big liberal cities it makes my blood boil. Why the fuck is Disney and everyone else pandering to a community of people that are like 5% of the population at best

>> No.50583460

Bobos getting liquidated in pm lmao

>> No.50583468

>>50583430
We know you're hiding money somewhere, just take it out from under your matress. Your government is competent and legitimate so pay up.

Better yet, cash out (of non-SIGA positions) to pay so you can surrender more next year

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>> No.50583479

>>50582116
>because the short term bonds and commercial paper that provide liquidity for stablecoins like Tether are all tech companies
There is a very compelling argument that some significant portion of Tether's commercial paper is from Chinese real estate.

>> No.50583492

>>50583431
What do you mean?

>> No.50583498

what the absolute fuck is the state of the board right now

>> No.50583499

>>50582209
Where does it say when it has to be repurchased? They can just wait it out for oil to drop to the floor again.

>> No.50583510

>>50583479
I guess we'll find out when the stablecoin regulations coming in late Q3 go into effect in X number of months, since I imagine they'll be forced to disclose what's on their balance sheet.

>> No.50583541

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>> No.50583545

I'm not buying SIGA because I want monkeyaids to kill as many fags as possible.

>> No.50583549

>>50582667
Who's the pre-walled semen demon?

>> No.50583571

>>50583498
>what the absolute fuck is the state of the board right now

>Looking at the rest of the board outside of smg

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>>50583571
There was a time when it was worth browsing

>> No.50583603

>>50583360
Get a real broker.

>> No.50583609

>>50583067
>figured skipping the meme languages and jeet-dominated fields would be a good first step
webshitter stuff definitely has the best resources and is easiest to pick up, but that also means low barrier to entry
There’s also A LOT of webshitter opportunities, but it just seems oversaturated as fuck.

>>50583069
kek never fucking short the meme energy.
GME vs citadel is a good lesson on this.
However, yeah, a lot of those faggots are hopeless bagholders now.

>>50583078
>python selenium/appium
>Could learn the basics in a month or 2
Yeah selenium is easy, but idk if it’s a shitload of opportunities.
Also, that might not be a 6 figure gig.
I think picking up ReactJS would be the quickest route to the highest opportunities, but even then it’s 90% startups and shit

>>50583143
Yo dude, you gotta dump those calls. We are definitely not going up like that before EOY.
The QLD is a good setup though.

>>50583178
Pull the trigger, zoomie. Go big or go home. I dare you. All in at market open, pussy.

>> No.50583612

What will the treasury yields do tomorrow?

>> No.50583632

>>50583609
>Yo dude, you gotta dump those calls.
No can do!
>We are definitely not going up like that before EOY.
Yes we are, TQQQ be 60 by end of September

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>>50583612
something

>> No.50583639

>>50582946
I'm right there with you. You'll hear all sorts of whining from the people to passed on "good enough" jobs to job hop for a WFH job or relocated far away from any personal network get the axe first in the coming waves of lay offs and they'll have nowhere to turn for employment except sliding down the job market ladder.

>> No.50583651

>>50583360
nakadashi
What’s the sauce on that WEBM?

>>50583632
Wtf

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>>50583632
>TQQQ be 60 by end of September

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Just picked up these TQQQ shares at the bottom today. What am I in for?

>> No.50583664

>>50583008
Car repos are going up. You have retards with $700/month car payments on a $1600/month income who are maxing out their credit cards to buy gas and food. It's only a matter of time.

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Who's baking?

>> No.50583670

>>50583638
Really because they have done nothing

>> No.50583681

>>50583669
baking

>> No.50583691

>>50583664
>Car repos are going up
You got a source for that?
Not saying you’re wrong, just want to go digging myself too

>> No.50583718

>>50583669

>>50583715
>>50583715
>>50583715
>>50583715

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>>50583691
>You got a source for that?

>> No.50583747

>>50583272
So this is the guy who is long in a bull market, someone who trades DOG COINS.

>>50582238
It will pump because bulls are actually mentally ill at this point and believe revenue misses are actually bullish.

>> No.50583766

>>50581223
Bull trap within a bear trap within a bull trap.

But in all seriousness it's because, as the replies tell you, reddit bulls are mentally ill.

>> No.50583772

>>50583691
https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2022-07-25/used-car-prices-are-way-up-and-the-repo-man-is-back

>> No.50583865

>>50583772
citing some dipshit journalist as a source is worse than wikipedia

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https://twitter.com/albundy099/status/1551658371442528260?s=20&t=Odt6T00qsxqhOhzKhEKDRw
Is this bullish for Spirit Airlines?

>> No.50583881

>>50583865
I'll just use a twitter screenshot next time then. Seems to be the preferred primary source around here.

>> No.50583916

>>50583881
An actual source would be better. Maybe a survey of used car dealerships in the case of repos. Something like that. I'm not trying to be funny here. I'm sure you've heard of "Gell-Mann amnesia effect" where you read something in the newspaper you know about and realize the journalist got everything backwards and wrong but then you flip to the next page where a story you know nothing about is and suddenly you accept it as gospel truth. Just saying that journalists and newspapers have very little actual expertise other than how to craft a story to sell ads next to

>> No.50584169

>>50583360
>Used to be able to transfer money into Robinhood instantly and be able to trade with it instantly.

you have no idea whats going on

>> No.50584189

>>50584169
Brokerage.
cash availability
margin

>> No.50585995

>>50583360
Anyone telling you to get a REAL account is a cuck who likes paying 3xtra for worse service. RH has the best mobile UI and free ish trading. TDA is a fucking mess. How anyone can recommend that shit is beyond me.

>> No.50586004

>>50583360
Don't fomo unless you're buying puts. It's gonna come down before it goes up

>> No.50586015

>>50583455
Because evil is in charge and Disney is their entertainment