$830m how many tickets did you buy biz?

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Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:09:07 2022 No.50580013 [Reply] [Original]

$830m how many tickets did you buy biz?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:11:08 2022 No.50580044 >>50580013 5

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:11:57 2022 No.50580060 >>50580013 10, probably going to buy another just to be safe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:12:14 2022 No.50580063 1 tonight after I get off work

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:15:19 2022 No.50580109 >>50580044 same

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:15:22 2022 No.50580110 from 0 to 1 is infinite odds increase from 1 to 2 is infinitesimal increase

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:17:33 2022 No.50580140 Damn, you burgers have it so easy at life. Even your lottery is 10x better than other countries' lotteries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:19:25 2022 No.50580161 >>50580110 alien iq anon buy 1 ticket, you don't need more

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:19:49 2022 No.50580166 >>50580140 It would be hilarious if some indian won from their own country.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:21:33 2022 No.50580186 Suicide bag is 10 tickets Make it bag is 100 tickets

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:23:45 2022 No.50580209

>>50580013
none because I am not a retard
>b-b-but after a certian point the expected value is greater than the price of a ticket!
yeah, and then when you win the government takes half, and you have to spit the other half between 6 other people who also bought the same ticket because everyone went into a mania and bought shit tons of tickets. The house always wins

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:32:44 2022 No.50580334 File: 2.70 MB, 218x218, 1655866163391.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50580186

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:37:20 2022 No.50580405 File: 1.41 MB, 1533x1220, 1639216253775.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50580013 3

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:41:16 2022 No.50580475 dont buy these NFTs they're going to rug literally 99.9% of them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:41:30 2022 No.50580478 >>50580209 $2 ticket for a nonzero chance at over 400mill... Anon you are a dumb black gorilla nigger and poor as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:46:05 2022 No.50580554 >>50580478 I guess I shouldnt be surprised when a board full of crypto shills starts endorsing literal gambling as a way to get rich quick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:46:57 2022 No.50580565 >>50580110 >>50580161 this, one to get in and win

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:48:28 2022 No.50580584 >>50580554 >What is risk vs. reward Refer to my previous response about you being a black nigger ape

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:49:25 2022 No.50580594 >>50580478 This. You are either poor or stupid if you allow yourself to have no chance at all. At the least you should do a $10 quick pick. Someone does win eventually

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:52:17 2022 No.50580634 File: 104 KB, 690x741, a228b3ee-13f9-4e30-ae21-fdb0f9ebae76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50580044 5 club chads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:52:54 2022 No.50580645 >>50580013 Can Europeans participate in the superbowl? Also it's not as much as it was 4 years ago when it was 2.4 billion or so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:55:09 2022 No.50580673 File: 105 KB, 743x1204, 1614643764843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50580186 suicide bag stacklet reporting in

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:56:38 2022 No.50580693 >>50580013 https://www.winterwatch.net/2019/08/hidden-epstein-records-indicate-he-won-an-85-million-oklahoma-lottery-jackpot-yeah-right/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 00:57:45 2022 No.50580707 It’s comfy knowing I have a .00000009% chance of becoming loaded

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:04:23 2022 No.50580787 0. I'd have to drive an hour across state lines to get one, not worth the gas even with the good mpg of my tiny car

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:09:59 2022 No.50580868 100 plays

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:10:55 2022 No.50580884 File: 3.02 MB, 4032x3024, 20220726_195805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50580166 Way ahead of you wyteboi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:12:51 2022 No.50580911 0. I don't like giving money to the government. Lotteries are just a tax extortion scheme >millions of plebs pay $2 per ticket >75% of it gets re-cycled back to one or two of the millions of plebs >25% goes to the government

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:14:45 2022 No.50580947 >>50580110 Wouldn't it be: 1 to 2: + x2 2 to 3: + x1.5 3 to 4: + x1.33~ etc. ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:14:51 2022 No.50580949 >>50580554 >>50580594 Same thing with dog coins, luna, matic, stocks etc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:18:27 2022 No.50580992 >>50580884 I'm gonna go buy a ticket with all those same numbers, just to spite you. You just potentially lost out on hundreds of millions of dollars. Nice job you stupid pajeet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:24:54 2022 No.50581071 File: 163 KB, 480x360, 1647140530162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50580992 K3k, if we both make it, it would be funny as shit lmaoooo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:27:14 2022 No.50581101 >>50580947 What matters is the denominator Until you buy a ticket, you don't have a denominator so 0 tickets to 1 ticket is infinitely larger than 0. Then you can add more tickets but the denominator is so fucking low it doesn't matter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:28:19 2022 No.50581114 File: 164 KB, 1056x937, 891.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i bought 32 tickets. pink vaginas here i come

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:28:55 2022 No.50581124 >>50580044 chad move, I also bought 5. If I win, it was $10 well spent. If I lose, at least the $10 bought me hope for a while

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:31:35 2022 No.50581148 >>50580013 10 quick picks. Haven’t bought lotto tickets in years. Feeling boolish af

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:32:13 2022 No.50581153 >>50580013 Check

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:38:04 2022 No.50581227 >>50581101 >0 tickets to 1 ticket is infinitely larger than 0. based gambler

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:40:11 2022 No.50581252 >>50580013 I already won the lottery by being a black, educated, highly compensated employee. I don't need to buy a damn ticket scam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:43:06 2022 No.50581295 I just looked at the odds....guys... we're all gonna make it :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:51:44 2022 No.50581409 File: 3.43 MB, 320x320, Ayylmao.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50580013 I went to get 5 but I didn't know it had to be a cash purchase. They still printed the ticket, I bet its the winner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 01:56:02 2022 No.50581457 probably have a better chance of getting struck by lightning while simultaneously getting attacked by a shark.

>>	Kotonohas' Husbando Wed Jul 27 01:56:45 2022 No.50581465 Like 4

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:01:25 2022 No.50581514 >>50581457 But, there’s a chance. It’s not like you every becoming a real woman. That has a 0% chance of happening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:04:32 2022 No.50581563 >>50580013 5 combinations, I set up a budget for when the jackpot gets ridiculously large, DCA'ing in the lottery is the best investment you can make. Let's fucking GOOO!!

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:04:39 2022 No.50581565

>>50581514
true, im not a tranny or trying to become a woman you tard. i'll buy a ticket once no one wins this pot again. you think they are going to throw their chance away of farming another billion dollars off you hopeful niggers? also the whole thing is rigged and the money gets funneled back to the lottery kikes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:06:09 2022 No.50581584 >>50581071 I'm in bois

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:06:14 2022 No.50581585 File: 24 KB, 600x777, 73e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if you win the jackpot how do taxes work? do the taxes get taken out automatically? how much would you have to win for it to be taxable?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:07:08 2022 No.50581592 >>50581585 yes they get taken out if you choose the lump sum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:07:37 2022 No.50581599 File: 39 KB, 720x496, u4sie15lby641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I win I'm going to do so many giveaways on /biz/. Dub posters, funny posters, first x to get y number. It would be glorious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:09:20 2022 No.50581624 >>50580209 More players playing does not decrease the odds you stupid cocksucker, the odds in mega millions is 1 in 300 million per draw, the likelihood of multiple winners is astronomically small. Stay poor, retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:09:21 2022 No.50581625 File: 34 KB, 388x288, F6FA88EC-8959-48C0-9DF8-1F84EFCBFCB2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50580013 You only need one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:09:56 2022 No.50581636 >>50581585 theres 0% chance they would give you the opportunity to have the decision of hopping on a plane to nowhere vs paying the tax

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:11:23 2022 No.50581661 >>50580013 The winner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:11:28 2022 No.50581662 >>50580110 Uh no 1 to 2 doubles your chances retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:11:34 2022 No.50581664 >>50580060 if you buy 10 more you have a 2x higher chance of winning

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:13:09 2022 No.50581680 >>50580947 >>50581101

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:14:22 2022 No.50581703 >>50581071 im gonna buy 2 tickets with the same number and cut another slice out of you ranjesh. you dont deserve to make it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:14:42 2022 No.50581708 Real people don't win the lottery. It's always some NPC who lives in a trailer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:15:39 2022 No.50581717 >>50581708 this. always an old dude or a nigga that goes on a wifebeating rampage then gets shot to death by the popo a month later

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:16:35 2022 No.50581735 >>50581703 I'm buying 10 each tickets with these numbers. I will be the the big winner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:19:10 2022 No.50581783 20. I won't win, so I won't even check.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:23:04 2022 No.50581849 inflation and lotto is a tax on the poor

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:25:41 2022 No.50581889 My real life begins with this money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:29:31 2022 No.50581929 >>50580013 $700 worth like St. Elliot (None actually)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:29:35 2022 No.50581930 Been thinking about it. This money would ruin my life. Nothing I would ever do gain would yield as much as getting lucky. I would become a slave to the chaos gods, set adrift in a capricious universe just waiting to be told "you won again"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:30:35 2022 No.50581943 0. I'll buy one if it goes over a billion

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:40:29 2022 No.50582060 You made me buy one, thanks anon. Goodbye 6 dollars

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:40:40 2022 No.50582062 File: 373 KB, 715x859, 6AD88B46-6ACD-47B3-80CE-7F0AC6CC44DB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50580013 20 min left until financial independence

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:45:37 2022 No.50582118 >>50580013 >15 16 46 55 9 - 23 Here's the numbers. My dad works for the lottery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:46:55 2022 No.50582136 File: 101 KB, 674x667, 3F1B8EB1-CF5E-4128-800C-1663EDA0DA69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 14 mins left

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:49:26 2022 No.50582167 11 minutes left

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:49:37 2022 No.50582171 >>50582136 We need a livestream kek.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:50:59 2022 No.50582182 >>50580013 never bought a lottery ticket what am I supposed to do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:51:14 2022 No.50582184 >>50582171 YES WHERE TO STREAM THIS SHIT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:52:37 2022 No.50582202 >>50582118 Nop, it’s 4 16 18 25 60 - 17 Obviously

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:52:57 2022 No.50582208 File: 144 KB, 670x424, 1E9F6D76-452A-41F0-95A3-42D7D55BF116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50582184 8 mins

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:53:19 2022 No.50582211 >>50582202 Does your dad work for the lottery? Didn't think so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:54:29 2022 No.50582222 >>50582211 He’s the president of the lottery you mong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:55:21 2022 No.50582234 >>50582222 Checked and shut the fuck up you dumb gorilla

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:56:10 2022 No.50582245 >>50580140 Seethe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:56:15 2022 No.50582248 3 plus the 1 dollar multiplier

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:56:29 2022 No.50582252 I found a livestream can you fags check? https://abc7ny.com/mega-millions-drawing-winning-numbers-megamillions-jackpot/12074060/ We need an embedded chat though for the keks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:56:59 2022 No.50582255 >>50582184 >>50582171 https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Web_Cast.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:57:26 2022 No.50582264 >>50580013 fuck off shill

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:57:45 2022 No.50582268 >>50582252 and for the pink wojaks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:57:51 2022 No.50582269 I hope nobody wins I want this jackpot to be legendary

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:58:55 2022 No.50582282 >>50581849 Damn hot take anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:58:55 2022 No.50582283 3 MORE MINUTES

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 02:59:06 2022 No.50582286 File: 2 KB, 32x24, 8A7216EC-DB31-4E27-A9C7-214BEE205480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 60 seconds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:00:10 2022 No.50582299 >>50580911 yes >I expected this to be the dominating sentiment. there are more stupid people here than I expected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:01:32 2022 No.50582314 Numbers are in!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:02:01 2022 No.50582322 29 63 66 7 60 15 I didn't win! I'm financially RUINED AAAHHHH

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:02:29 2022 No.50582331 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:02:37 2022 No.50582333 File: 15 KB, 300x300, mw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50582222 >checked s..s..sor...sorry sir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:03:46 2022 No.50582345 I'm financially ruined. Baited by this thread. Captcha: NGMI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:03:50 2022 No.50582348 >>50582322 My real life was supposed to start…..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:04:05 2022 No.50582350 do they know automatically if there has been a winner?

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:05:34 2022 No.50582369

>>50580911
Uh, the rate is more like 50% goes back to the government IMMIDIETLY, not to mention the 40% winning tax. So the government really keeps about $1.25 out of every $2 ticket. They didn't have to be this greedy but they are and all the retards who play are too retarded to care

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:05:55 2022 No.50582372 > Error 1016 Ngmi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:06:05 2022 No.50582375 >>50580013 Zero. Not a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:06:16 2022 No.50582380 i got one number right how much did i win

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:07:23 2022 No.50582398 >>50582372 It crashed the website with no survivors. I caught the live but they're too fucking fast with the numbers. The winning numbers are >>50582322

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:07:34 2022 No.50582401 >>50582380 5 lunc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:07:45 2022 No.50582405 >>50580947 Nope. The statistical probability of getting a winning ticket is so small that even if you bought thousands your chances would only increase by thousandths of a percentage point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:07:50 2022 No.50582406 >>50582380 i got one number right on two separate tickets, do they let me combine for two total numbers:?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:08:07 2022 No.50582412 >>50582380 Let's combine. I can contribute 66.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:08:14 2022 No.50582414
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Literally all I wanted was to give a million dollars of bitcoin to everyone who has ever been nice to me in my life (which is like less than 10 people) and then disappear into a cabin in the woods

it's not fair bros... it's fucking over..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:09:56 2022 No.50582438 >>50582398 I can’t be I lost $2

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:09:58 2022 No.50582439 I TRIED TO BUY SOME AT 10:45 AND IT TOLD ME TOO LATE. FUCK THAT SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:10:12 2022 No.50582446 ffs this thread is full of poor niggers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:10:27 2022 No.50582451 >>50582414 Great, now I don't have to suck up to you anymore faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:11:18 2022 No.50582467 File: 3.26 MB, 653x491, DA081717-0B49-432A-8579-9B475D6CBF3A.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:11:19 2022 No.50582468 File: 2 KB, 125x122, 1584654306230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek I was astral projecting last night and I saw other soulforms flying around looking for the numbers. I hope one of you fucks made it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:11:49 2022 No.50582473 >>50582380 500 Bitcoin to be paid out in 2024 (value: $5)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:12:36 2022 No.50582482 >>50580013 S H I L L H I L L

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:12:38 2022 No.50582484 >>50582468 >have the power to see the infinite aether >use it to look for some stupid fucking numbers Even in the astral plane there are NPCs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:12:50 2022 No.50582486 >>50582380 How does 0 united states dollars sound

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:12:55 2022 No.50582488
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>>50580594
> It's just x dollars bro
> You can get MILLIONS
> Nevermind that your chance of winning is .0000000000000004
This is the same logic that LUNC retards and niggers use.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:13:45 2022 No.50582502 >>50582446 Lottery is an investment, fucking DCA you stupid nigger, stay poor. My suicide stack is 5 combinations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:13:49 2022 No.50582504 File: 91 KB, 256x256, download (4).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO MY ONE OPPORTUNITY!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN GET ONE NUMBER

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:14:53 2022 No.50582514 File: 104 KB, 970x983, 4F3820FD-6FBB-4B82-97F3-C19CDFCFE3A7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I’m pissed. If I spent that $2 into Bitcoin a year ago it would now be worth $0.27

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:16:15 2022 No.50582532 File: 57 KB, 976x850, 6987B8BF-AC47-4B53-A375-56D83E85FF55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want my money back

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:17:11 2022 No.50582548 Winner is in New York

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:18:03 2022 No.50582559 >>50582548 No way anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:19:03 2022 No.50582569 >>50582548 how big is his nose

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:21:03 2022 No.50582588 >buying lottery tickets in the current year Shitcoin buyers unironically are more intelligent than you inbred morons. Shit like this is why you will ALWAYS be poor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:21:35 2022 No.50582597 >>50582548 >oy vey goyim shlomo steinbergowitz won! I guess that $810 million was marked for him by G-D!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:22:03 2022 No.50582604 >>50582588 >doesn’t understand implied odds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:26:56 2022 No.50582665 >>50582588 What utility coin did you buy and is it down 90%? yes or no?, did you also deposit money in celcius? You seem bitter that no one is pumping your investment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:29:42 2022 No.50582700 >>50580013 Only niggers play lottery

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:31:37 2022 No.50582731 California always wins the big ones. You have a better chance at winning $20 in a scratch ticket

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:32:24 2022 No.50582744 File: 14 KB, 500x294, 1598984672479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50582588 this. my estimation for the average IQ of this board actually went down because of this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:34:57 2022 No.50582778 >>50580013 Literally 0

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:35:04 2022 No.50582781 >>50582744 You should never invest in anything but t bills

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:35:11 2022 No.50582784 >>50582744 There's a reason the lottery is called the idiot tax

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:51:18 2022 No.50583015 >>50582784 I use to have a horrible nicotine addition and spent over $70/wk on Zyn. I now save $50 and put $20 dolalrs a week towards lottery, either number games or sometimes i buy a scratcher.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:54:20 2022 No.50583055

>>50580013
You quite literally, and I'm actually using that word correctly per dictionary definition, LITERALLY could achieve higher odds of becoming an overnight millionaire simply buy purchasing 0DTE options on any volatile stock. It's actually LITERALLY magnitudes more likely it'll work out.

But you didn't. Why? Because it's fucking retarded. And so is playing the lotto.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:56:21 2022 No.50583075 I got 3 numbers what do I win

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:57:28 2022 No.50583094 What's the suicide stack for the next draw?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 03:59:05 2022 No.50583118 Not a single yellow number....fuck 15

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:00:48 2022 No.50583138 >>50583075 There's a prize chart online it says there $10 but with a mega ball it's $200

>>	Sage Wed Jul 27 04:06:01 2022 No.50583192 >>50582784 Can't win if you don't play!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:43:49 2022 No.50583622 >>50580186 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:46:00 2022 No.50583647 >>50580013 0 because lotto users ngmi but still smarter than religion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 04:57:57 2022 No.50583773 None of the lotto winners are ever real people. Its always a government agent who gets a nice bonus and the government keeps the whole lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:08:20 2022 No.50583855 >>50580013 congratulations, now you will go to the pedophile factory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:11:35 2022 No.50583896 >>50580013 I didn't buy shit, I got distracted calculating if qom was going to give me what I need for eom or if I should sell everything, just kill me and put me out of my misery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:14:02 2022 No.50583923 >>50580013 What can you win in a megamillions lottery? 5 thousand dollar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:18:16 2022 No.50583959 >>50583923 much more, if you had won the lottery tonight, you'd have $810 million

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:20:19 2022 No.50583975
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>>50580013
>830 millions
>according to (((cnbc))) if you take the cash option you only get 487.9 mill
>mandatory 24% federal tax withholding takes an extra 117 million
>federal top tax rate is 37%
>you end up with 307 mill
>thanks for the 500 million goy now we can send it to ukranian oligarchs and spend whats left on tranny propaganda

Even if you hit the 1 in 300 million chance and win (((they))) get to keep most of it as they fuck you with no lube

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:23:59 2022 No.50584018 >>50583975 >Oh no, I only win $300 million

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:27:15 2022 No.50584049 File: 5 KB, 250x232, kondo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Zero. Losers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:33:25 2022 No.50584090 File: 177 KB, 1200x1694, 3482216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In my country lottery earnings are tax free.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:36:10 2022 No.50584108 Zero. I did however buy another $100 Doge, $500 ETH, & a few NFTs & secured another two NFT WL's that I'm not gonna bother mentioning because /biz/ is stuck in the past.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:38:58 2022 No.50584130
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>>50584018
>I am statistically one of the luckiest persons born in the entire history of the human race
>I won 800 millions
>omg (((they))) can profit off my divine luck just because and they are only stealing 500 million from me wow they're so generous leaving me with 300 mill
>im gonna make sure I tip them extra because of how generous they are for only stealing 500 million to use for funding globohomo

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:50:10 2022 No.50584234
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>>50580013

The chances of winning the powerball are 1: 292,201,338

292,201,338 x $2 = $564,402,676

For every $564M in tickets sold, there will be one winner on average.

For a lump sum payout of $830M, after taxes you would be taking home $364.5M

The point where it statistically "makes sense" to buy a powerball ticket is when the jackpot is around $1.3 Billion, of course none of this factors in split jackpots if 2 people chose the same winning number.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:52:47 2022 No.50584253 >>50580013 It's 1 billion now. Please just lemme win.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:56:51 2022 No.50584286 >>50583975 how do I start a lottery, legally of course

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:58:52 2022 No.50584300 Anyone buying even one ticket is a fucking idiot and doesn't have what it takes to make it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 05:59:28 2022 No.50584306 >>50584300 sounds to me you are poor

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:01:13 2022 No.50584316 File: 380 KB, 435x666, 1b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:01:33 2022 No.50584318 >>50584300 There is nothing wrong with buying one ticket for the hell of it, the real idiots sink money into many tickets thinking it makes any difference.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:02:59 2022 No.50584327 >>50584300 I just take the $2 out of my tendies budget for the week. I won $4 so I'll just spend the $4 on two more tickets and still only have spent the $2.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:06:00 2022 No.50584340 >>50584316 The number is going to go up before Friday as more people are going to buy tickets to escape their dull little lives

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:08:15 2022 No.50584358 >>50580140 They have to tax their lottery winning anon, its a kike scam like the rest of their country

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:09:45 2022 No.50584371

>>50584358
Yeah, I don't know why the US doesn't either hide the taxes by advertising the final take-home amount or just not tax the winnings (they already skim off the top for ticket sales before adding to the jackpot anyway).
That said, even if I only win 300 million dollars, I'm not exactly complaining. My immediate XMR purchase will spare me worrying about taxes ever again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:09:47 2022 No.50584372 i didnt win :( Im still stuck here with all of you ;_____;

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:13:33 2022 No.50584403 File: 1.96 MB, 4032x3024, E65B5172-A6F5-4688-A334-5C93FCE4903E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 6 bucks down the shitter fucking niggers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:19:54 2022 No.50584446 File: 6 KB, 137x242, LexF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you don't believe the lotto is a scam Don't pay pigs for something that wont happen to you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WYHtQprLaA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:23:29 2022 No.50584476 >>50583975 I thought the cash option (487m) was already after taxes? What's the difference between the cash option and the jackpot then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:40:03 2022 No.50584600 who is going to be the lucky winner of the Goyim Games™?? perhaps an AI robot...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 06:46:33 2022 No.50584639 >>50584446 2 e-celeb faggots in 1 post. Ur a fuckin loser

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:16:16 2022 No.50584881
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Any marketers in here?
I have an idea for an NFT project.
People mint an NFT with 10 two digit numbers on it.
We randomly select 10 two digit numbers with the power of CHAINLINK.
If an NFT has matching numbers then then they win jackpot, which comes from people minting the NFTs.

We get 10% as a tax.
Leave email my bastards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:23:25 2022 No.50584924 >>50584639 Lex Fridman is extremely based, you're a faggot if you don't respect him

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:24:38 2022 No.50584933 you can't prove it's not rigged where is our trustless blockchain lottery

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:32:02 2022 No.50584980 File: 1.14 MB, 750x920, aumFl65.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50580186 Top kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:37:13 2022 No.50585014 >>50584306 Buying lottery tickets is a poor people thing, it's called the tax in stupidity for a reason. >>50584318 They're bigger idiots but you're barely better >>50584327 Idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:37:43 2022 No.50585016 >>50584924 >>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:43:23 2022 No.50585069 >>50584933 Those are technically federally illegal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:54:16 2022 No.50585630 >>50584403 Uuu i leave in California uuu i have $6

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