/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50576109]

FAGMAN print inc

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
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>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50574896

[Anonymous No.50576121]

You guys did buy puts right?
It's literally easy money

[Anonymous No.50576123]

Visa BEAT

[Anonymous No.50576125]

meanwhile VIX shits itself
thank you (((cboe)))

[Anonymous No.50576126]

>>50576109
Really need a poo bros

[Anonymous No.50576127]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.50576128]

Ko to $62

[Anonymous No.50576131]

Are you ready for Mumu’s return?

[Anonymous No.50576132]

>>50576123
GIVE MUTT GF

[Anonymous No.50576136]

>Alphabet green despite bad earnings because they weren't *that* bad
Fucking bullshit

[Anonymous No.50576138]

do you guys know where I can find a midweek piss party? need SIGA to $20 by EOW

[Anonymous No.50576141]

>>50576132
Show me your portfolio and I will judge if you are worthy

[Anonymous No.50576145]

>>50576123
I'd beat (my dick to her).

[Anonymous No.50576146]

green af tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50576148]

>>50576121
BUDDY! Look at GOOGLE computer!

[Anonymous No.50576149]

/smg/, I'm about to quit my comfy wfh job and become a neet stock market daytrader like you guys
Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.50576152]

>>50576109
rut

[Anonymous No.50576157]

>>50576141
I'm 10k in on SIGA

[Anonymous No.50576168]

Just so we're clear: We've priced in Google pulling the plug just because Snap, the most worthless of all social media sites, sucks?

[Anonymous No.50576169]

>>50576149
>One income stream
NGMI

[Anonymous No.50576171]

YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE MICHAEL BURRY DIDN'T YOU BOBO

LMAO

[Anonymous No.50576177]

>>50576149
Sounds incredibly stupid.

[Anonymous No.50576181]

Just sold the top of SIGA AMA

[Anonymous No.50576182]

Lol what kind of cope is happening for Google

[Anonymous No.50576184]

>>50576157
I’m 100 shares and a prayer

[Anonymous No.50576187]

>>50576149
don't

[Anonymous No.50576188]

SO glad I took my winnings and did not stay short. PICREL

[Anonymous No.50576190]

>>50576181
Same but I will buy some more tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50576192]

>>50576177
Ok, I'm not actually going to be a daytrader, cause I'm not good at it. I'm just going to live off savings for a while though

[Anonymous No.50576194]

At what point does anime become real?

[Anonymous No.50576195]

>>50576157
Not worthy, not even a 6 digit portfolio. You don't get to breed.

[Anonymous No.50576198]

>>50576149
be prepared to post a lot more sad frogs in the future.

[Anonymous No.50576197]

I actively wish for the downfall of Microsoft, so this dip is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.50576200]

>>50576168
Google gets a lot of its revenue from ads, like snap. So, yes.

[Anonymous No.50576201]

>>50576123
Wise Cramer told me credit card companies are immune to inflation because of their scaling fees.

[Anonymous No.50576204]

>GOOG

[Anonymous No.50576207]

Sigabros wagmi

[Anonymous No.50576208]

You stupid mumus falling for the priced in meme its hilarious,see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50576209]

>>50576148
Already dropping.
I think people realize it's a scam mumu ;)

[Anonymous No.50576210]

>earnings are bad and the stock went up! Fuck this clown market everythings fake!

It's called... Priced. In. My little Bobo. Eventually you'll figure out you're always late the the party.

[Anonymous No.50576219]

>>50576198
I post sad frogs every day

[All make it sirs No.50576222]

Hello sirs, it is me, Pajeet, with Nigerian fren. here to remind you to do the needful and makes it with us to moon. Do the thankful and buy crypto. It is future sirs. I know this; I am technologically mad. It is not when but if! We must waiting room sirs. :) isn't this fun? we all becoming rich. Lots of babs and vagene for the necessary. Thank you sirs, thank you very much

*shaking head while smiling in retard wagie bucks*

[Anonymous No.50576228]

>meanwhile PLTR quietly keeps dumping
lol I might add some more puts to my collection at this rate their Earnings @ Aug 8 will be horrible

[Anonymous No.50576229]

>>50576195
Fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.50576232]

>>50576149
Don't do it.

>>50576136
Manipulation can only delay the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.50576234]

Missed revenue = pump
I can't stand this nigger market anymore

[Anonymous No.50576239]

>>50576123
Wow Americans are borrowing more money to live? Bullish as fuck

[Anonymous No.50576240]

I GOT BEER MONEY THIS WEEKEND! WHOOO!!
>>50576188

[Anonymous No.50576242]

Google and Microsoft miss. Bulls think the lil after hours green candle means anything. This shit is going into the gutter tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50576248]

Google was a miss by 0.3 percent. Plus their profits increased from 1q to 2q.

[Anonymous No.50576250]

Who still goes to Chipotle? Their costs are insane and the portions are fraction of what they used to be.

[Anonymous No.50576267]

>>50576242
fed rate will fuck with it though. Markets go green before tanking. Big collapse is not until the fall

[Anonymous No.50576269]

>>50576234
bro don't say that word here, not cool

[Anonymous No.50576270]

>>50576192
ask if you can go part time 3 days/wk. it's a nice balance

[Anonymous No.50576274]

>Meta tomorrow after hours

[Anonymous No.50576277]

>>50576250
anyone who goes to any chain 'quick service casual' place or any fast food is a fucking moron
with the exception of the occasional mcchicken

[Anonymous No.50576278]

>>50576210
Bad earnings are not priced in. After hours price action means nothing

[Anonymous No.50576283]

>>50576194
What do you call those proportions?

[Anonymous No.50576284]

>>50575439 #
I make big plays on rare occasion but most people on here are most like 3 or 4 figure networths. Probably why they almost never post their portfolio. For an anonymous place they sure hide their portfolios. As for why my plays only happen on rare occasion? Cause I'm almost never confident on a move, market almost always does the opposite of what I do (inversing myself doesnt seem to work). Just need one more big play that is a minimum 2x so I can go from 5 figures to 6 figures. Get a 2x and I stop gambling for a while.

[Anonymous No.50576289]

Well done mumu, however...
E A R N I N G S
C O N F E R E N C E
C A L L S

[Anonymous No.50576295]

>>50576274
I thought about buying Calls today on META because of GOOGL would be too much Risk after SNAP. I'll definitely be buying Calls tomorrow at market open

[Anonymous No.50576298]

>>50576278
Bobos would be throwing a parade if Google and Microsoft were down 10% in after hours. Haha silly bobo

[Anonymous No.50576307]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.50576308]

>>50576125
VIX has been acting annoying these last few weeks. Doesn't seem to matter what happens. UVXY even worse.
>stuff tanks hard
>uvxy moves up 1%
>stuff regains a fraction of what it lost
>uvxy tanks 10%

[Anonymous No.50576313]

>>50576228
I hope so.
I want to buy some shares more below 9.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50576317]

>>50576283
I call those proportions "alphabet earnings" fake & gay.

[Anonymous No.50576322]

>>50576210
Bobos really expected a dump when estimates indicated growth this quarter. Even with misses there was still growth. Priced in isn't a meme

[Anonymous No.50576323]

>>50576136
Yeah market is basically a casino. When stuff behaves like this it's not really investing but rather gambling.

[Anonymous No.50576324]

so, we red tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50576326]

>AH
soxl bros what the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.50576328]

>>50576228
bro that's anti-semitic to Hobbits

[Anonymous No.50576332]

I told you gasfags that enphase would crush

[Anonymous No.50576341]

>>50576269
>>>/wsb/

[Anonymous No.50576342]

>googl operating loss larger than expected
>ads were up instead of down so it's okay :)
Doesn't that mean the company will be more fucked when ads go down next quarter? What is the reasoning behind being happy that google is sucking, but not in the ways you assumed they'd suck, when they still suck.

[Anonymous No.50576344]

Where do u go to get earnings topline numbers fast and all different companies collated together on earnings day.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50576346]

alphabet lowers guidance, sees earnings declining for the rest of the fiscal year, stock 8 and a half percent in kikes only hours trading.

[Anonymous No.50576347]

>>50576308
You know that the market is nothing but a playground for HFT algos and big boys, right?

[Anonymous No.50576348]

>>50576317
>fake & gay.
based on what?

[All make it sirs No.50576349]

SIRS! Stop gamblling on fiat market scam! It is degenerate! You must waiting room with crypto frens! We all make it! 100k EOY

sincerely,
fucking Pajeet scammer and Team Third World

[Anonymous No.50576352]

>>50576298
Id be calling them stupid too. After hours movement after earnings thats not congruent with fundamentals of released er numbers means nothing
Same thing happened in january

[Anonymous No.50576353]

>>50576229
Go get a real job, make some real money and then we'll see if you can breed.

[Anonymous No.50576366]

/smg/ is a revolving door of midwits buying the tops of pump and dump schemes

[Anonymous No.50576368]

>>50576326
TXN beat

[Anonymous No.50576371]

the narrative right now behind the definition of a recession is a bit concerning

[Anonymous No.50576372]

>>50576366
you were a pump and dump scheme by your father

[Anonymous No.50576375]

I'm probably fucked tomorrow. Today was nice for a >1% drop in S&P 500. But I have good entry and exit points. Money long like Shaq feet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pjLA4SrI-c

[Anonymous No.50576376]

>>50576353
I know for a fact that I have more money than you poor nigger

[Anonymous No.50576380]

>>50576342
Le priced in xD

[Anonymous No.50576382]

>>50576250
on top of that it’s all the same food just rolled up or sharted all over into a bowl. oh that guac is extra, is that okay tehehe xD

[Anonymous No.50576383]

>>50576371
kek Atlanta fed has been projecting negative GDP for over a month now
They are trying to soothe the goys

[Anonymous No.50576385]

>>50576269
how come no bots call me out for racism here?

[Anonymous No.50576387]

>>50576209
Seems like there are people who were focusing only on the ad revenue because of SNAP and none of the other ways google fucked up. No wonder the market is irrational, it has so many retarded faggots all moving en mass now.

[Anonymous No.50576389]

>>50576210
Priced in spammers like you are the most annoying. Screaming priced in since SPY was at $480. I seriously doubt losers like you have more than 3 figures in the market. To be this dense can only mean 1 of 3 things
>you have a pittance on the table
>you are hoping your smug attitude will cause a change in sentiment
>you just do the opposite of what you mean in hopes of making others lose money (eg Wirecard anon, ASTR anon)

[Anonymous No.50576395]

>>50576372
nobody here posts positions, nobody posts P/Ls, nobody posts closed trades
this is where poor people go to become poorer and people like me to laugh at idiots like you

[Anonymous No.50576396]

>>50576013
>Fine. But I rarely see in depth discussion or analysis. Most theories are backing by someone calling the other a "Jew" which is not unlike the crypto/GME schizos. I never see people play long here either. It's just trying to guess various hype/pump and dump stocks for a quick buck or some hilarious loss. It seems like a giant game of meme stocks.
>For instance, no one seems certain on the fed long term. Do they pivot and destroy the petrodollar (upending the world) or hyperinflate (also destroying the world)?
>Instead I see more discussion of what meme stocks are gonna do in the next hour

Nigger. You complain about soxl yet say no one plays for the long term? When most were holding soxl for years and expecting to hold it for years. Fuck off.

If you want to talk about different stocks then make a POST ABOUT THEM. God fucking damn in so sick of hearing these retarded points. I've seen everything shilled here from amd to att to crypto miners etc. Of course more people are talking about sigma and soxl because lately those have earned the most money for us. Of course people talk about spy puts because that's what earned money.

How about instead of complaining that no one else is talking about other/new stocks why don't you contribute and tell us some Tickers that will earn us some money?

[Anonymous No.50576400]

>>50576383
>They are trying to soothe the goys
Yes. The media talking about being in a recession is a self fulfilling prophecy.

[Anonymous No.50576401]

>>50576385
Most bots are either chinese or jewish

[Anonymous No.50576402]

>>50576371
So we have moved on from "recessions are good' to "recessions don't real". kek.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50576403]

>>50576371
Slowing growth implies the economy is actually growing.
>hint it's not

[All make it sirs No.50576405]

>>50576371
Bullish. Cramer went all in after Buffett. Team Insider Gang is already looking to POOOOOOOOOOOMP and bait retail in for the dump.

[Anonymous No.50576412]

>green af tomorrow
I am ready for 10 years depression if it means the death of every twitterzoomer forever and ever.

[Anonymous No.50576416]

>>50576209
>Its only up 2.5% instead of 4%
Sir, I'm all in shorts right now and very unhappy with this result.

[Anonymous No.50576419]

>>50576375
based gucci-bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mULXPO12HU4

[Anonymous No.50576421]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN *company* MISSED BY 1% WHEN EVERYONE WAS EXPECTING THEM TO MISS BY 5%. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STOCK CAN'T GO UP!!!!!!! THEY'RE MAKING 1% LESS THAN THEY DID LAST YEAR EVEN THOUGH THE STOCK IS ALREADY DOWN 50% FROM THAT TIME...AHHHHHH I'M A RETARD THAT SHORTED THE BOTTOM I'M GONNA GO INSANE WHY IS THE WORLD CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50576422]

>anon you look very happy, got some good gains on wall street recently?
>just uh ... theres no good movies these days, perhaps you want to come back some other day

[Anonymous No.50576425]

>>50576395
yea yea yea shut up nigger you are nobody

[Anonymous No.50576428]

>prices you in

[Anonymous No.50576436]

>>50576422
Just here for the crab legs.

[Anonymous No.50576439]

>>50576371
Kek really soujds like that gif/webm where the fed says "this time is different."

If that were true they wouldn't even need to raise the rates in the first place. They piss me off so much. They fight it all the way through and then act like it's a complete surprise there is a recession.

[Anonymous No.50576442]

>>50576371
Working overtime on damage control

[Anonymous No.50576443]

>>50576269
Kys

[Anonymous No.50576445]

>anon, I'm sorry SEC got to me... don't tell them nothing get a lawyer, they started crackdowns on bizreals...

[Anonymous No.50576446]

hmmm so goog missing means that TWTR wil dump too

I'll buy more puts market open

[Anonymous No.50576447]

>>50576389
Nice schizo babble, don't care didn't read

[Anonymous No.50576453]

>>50576422
Wtf Robert now that i finally have a gf there are no good movies??

[Anonymous No.50576456]

>>50576395
okay post positions and P/Ls, also full account size

[Anonymous No.50576457]

>>50576267
>>50576242
The FED will do a 1% hike and bulls will pump the market and say it'll save their memestocks.

[Anonymous No.50576460]

Google will dump during the earnings call

[Anonymous No.50576467]

Anyone believing these fake and gay pumps are going to be in for a sad reckoning tomorrow when actual human beans get involved and realize how fucked it is the 5 companies who make up 20% of the S&P all just fucking missed

[Anonymous No.50576468]

>>50576445

[Anonymous No.50576473]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.50576477]

>>50576445
Oy vey, this is anti-semitic!

[Anonymous No.50576478]

>>50576421
LMAO based.

[Anonymous No.50576479]

>>50576400
>two red quarters=recession is a media conspiracy

[Anonymous No.50576482]

>>50576395
in fact I bet you have less than 5 figures in any single account.

[Anonymous No.50576484]

>>50576473
>ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.50576486]

>>50576453
take her to see picrel
also
>tech trannies tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50576488]

>>50576136
>Alphabet green despite bad earnings because they weren't *that* bad
>Fucking bullshit

relax, thats just the bulls looking for any excuse to buy and the market makers being fake and gay. we have a shitload of bad economic data coming out tmrw and potentially a 100bps rate hike
the overall market is still "that" bad

GOOGL -5%

[Anonymous No.50576502]

>>50576467
Even burrito and taco store USA missed and still went up, the whole thing is fake and gay and it should be setting off alarm bells but the AH jews are hard at work then the pajama jews take their turn while you’re not paying attention then premarket lox and bagel breakfast jews dump even more while you’re locked out

[Anonymous No.50576507]

SIGA will definitely hit $20 after CDC announces a monkepox emergency

[Anonymous No.50576516]

fuck i knew I shoulda bought ENPH calls

[Anonymous No.50576518]

>>50576395
We do... try being here for more than a week.

[Anonymous No.50576522]

Can anything meaningful be derived from AH? It seems to consistently have some big swings. What's the deal?

[Anonymous No.50576531]

>>50576522
depends on volume really.

[Anonymous No.50576542]

>>50576371

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50576548]

>>50576502
chipotle went up because where are all these illegals going to spend their biden gibs? they're going to take the moneys strait to chipotle to get a taste of home.

[Anonymous No.50576550]

>>50576109
>consumer confidence lower than expected but not cratered
>new home sales tipping over the edge of a cliff
>shiller home price fell (predictable)
>indices meh
>bitcoin falls again
>dozen earnings/revenue beats but the stock is still down mildly
risk off
crab rave

[Anonymous No.50576555]

>>50576395
>nobody here posts positions

You don't read the threads. Plenty of people have posted their 100% gains on siga. Or 90% losses in a week.

I've seen multiple people showing their 50k to 100k profits and I've only been in these threads for about a year.

Literally just lurk more.

[Anonymous No.50576562]

>>50576522
big news always drops in ah or pm.

[Anonymous No.50576564]

>>50576250
I've never eaten at Chipotle but I definitely wouldn't after they poisoned people with feces-laced meat some years back.

[Anonymous No.50576573]

>>50576564
Worth it imo

[Anonymous No.50576579]

>>50576371
>mrs. yellen GDP fell, it is shrinking, the economy contracted
>"no its just sleeping"
>pulls out a shoebox, removes lid
>there is a dead frog in it with some grass and twigs and a smooth stone

[Anonymous No.50576580]

>>50576488
What site?

[Anonymous No.50576583]

Earnings are fine and stocks are down massively from last year and you people think it's a giant conspiracy because the market isn't down 90% and your weekly puts trying to play earnings are expiring worthless. Are you all legitimately retarded?

[Anonymous No.50576585]

>>50576564
I judge my fast food spots by the amount of black people they employ.
I don't see any at In-n-Out, so they're my go-to.

[Anonymous No.50576586]

BAD NEWS - PRICED IN
GOOD NEWS - NEVER PRICED IN, EVER. NOT EVEN ONCE. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

[Anonymous No.50576598]

>>50576564
>feces-laced meat
So bullish for siga?

[Anonymous No.50576612]

>>50576580
That looks like the investing.com calender.

[Anonymous No.50576620]

>>50576428
>me in the back yard with my homemade nunchuks

[Anonymous No.50576624]

>>50576580
https://tradingeconomics.com/calendar

[Anonymous No.50576635]

>>50576586
In the case of monkepox, bad news is good news

[Anonymous No.50576637]

>>50576580
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

[Anonymous No.50576649]

OOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50576650]

i was at ampm earlier and the chick in front of me left her smokes on the counter. the black cashier called out 'maam you forgot these. almost walked outta here with a life'. anyway thought you'd enjoy another entry in the based blackman chronicles.

[Anonymous No.50576654]

>>50576507
Its still fucking holding afterhours... I will never get to get in lol

[Anonymous No.50576658]

>API Weekly Crude Oil Stock
>1.1 M barrel fall expected
>4 M barrel actual fall
Petrochadmicalbros ... not only we are back, we've never left in the first place

[Anonymous No.50576662]

>>50576269
hey there, cool it with the antisemitic remarks

[Anonymous No.50576663]

Wait are you guys unironically going to buy calls?

[Anonymous No.50576678]

My Google put expires in September. I should be alright, right? The gains will be erased by tomorrow, r-right?

[Anonymous No.50576679]

>GOOGL Ad Revenue still increasing
Looks like META is a good trade tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50576692]

>>50576678
your 'gains' now use the pronouns was/were

[Anonymous No.50576700]

>>50576679
Google is a completely different thing than faceberg, how often do you faceberg for directions, restaurants or names of businesses in your area?

[Anonymous No.50576701]

>Only 2% of Burry's managed funds are in his publicly disclosed stock and options holdings
>98% of his holdings are undisclosed
>Exited most of his put options because of the sky high options premiums, but still bearish
>The put options he held before exiting were against AAPL, TSLA, AARK and iShares 20+ Treasury Bond ETF
>Speculation is that the remaining 98% of his holdings are in OTC credit-default swaps on both credit-card asset backed securities (ABS) and corporate bonds--specifically against certain banks--as well as shorting specific companies and funds such as AAPL, TSLA and AARK using OTC borrowed shares, as these don't need to be publicly disclosed

He's basically betting on the Russian/Ukraine war not ending any time soon, on China taking Taiwan in 2023/2024, on compressing boom/bust cycles from the Fed pivoting every 8-12 months like they did in 1970s, on the USD collapsing against inflation due to commodity and supply shortages and on banks defaulting from consumer credit collapse since all the Fed can do is keep wages down.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50576717]

>>50576700
how often do you google vr pornography?

[Anonymous No.50576718]

>>50576700
meta is more than just faceberg

[Anonymous No.50576723]

>>50576717
did you try it out yet bagfag?

[Anonymous No.50576737]

>>50576395
ok fag here's my top five current positions
this year i've closed 2800 shares of paladin energy, 100 shares of OXY, and 400 shares of fidus investment corp, for a total long term gain of about $6700
i have several deep in the red that just need some time to play out -- emerging markets, palantir, kratos -- and others slightly in the red i'm not going to tell you about (except berkshire, everyone should DCA into some berkshire).
my performance on any of 1, 3, 5 years is not as bad as the S&P right now
feelin pretty good about it and i study three hours every single day to try to get better at it.

[Anonymous No.50576741]

>>50576658
Yeah... I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.50576743]

>>50576717
Niche product
>>50576718
The Kardashian’s are pissed for zuck messing with insta, WhatsApp is garbage who even uses it! It’s essentially Snapchat. Zuck is fucked because he can’t just buy out his competition anymore and hasn’t innovated shit

[Anonymous No.50576745]

>>50576701
and he will be right in at 2 year range

[Anonymous No.50576748]

>>50576344
sec.gov

[Anonymous No.50576760]

>>50576701
That is a pretty good breakdown. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.50576761]

Fed day massive rally and next day crash like the last like 4 meetings?
+2% tomorrow and -2% Thursday again?

[Anonymous No.50576768]

>>50576585
Been doing the same with more white-collar businesses, except with women.

[Anonymous No.50576773]

>>50576701
>He's basically betting on the Russian/Ukraine war not ending any time soon, on China taking Taiwan in 2023/2024, on compressing boom/bust cycles from the Fed pivoting every 8-12 months like they did in 1970s, on the USD collapsing against inflation due to commodity and supply shortages and on banks defaulting from consumer credit collapse since all the Fed can do is keep wages down.

Didn't he short tesla when they were over 1k

[Anonymous No.50576774]

>>50576109
based pic, pepe's should kill the painter though.

[Anonymous No.50576782]

>>50576761

[Anonymous No.50576783]

>>50576761
>2%
>massive

[Anonymous No.50576784]

>>50576743
>The Kardashian’s are pissed for zuck messing with insta
im sorry im trying to have a good faith discussion here
but why the fuck does the >kardashians being pissed at ista have any impact?

[Anonymous No.50576785]

>>50576761
yup

[Anonymous No.50576788]

>>50576737
>still holding when up 300%
Holy balls of steel

[Anonymous No.50576790]

>>50576123
WTF is that chart

[Anonymous No.50576791]

The market rallying off of unimpressive earnings while companies still trade at insane premiums is peak clown market.

If this shit pumps again I’ll be done trading for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.50576799]

>>50576782
Yeah same but on pattern bots alone I think it might happen.
Probably will ignore it or use a pop for entry

[Anonymous No.50576803]

>>50576484
>the most powerful army in the world

[Anonymous No.50576811]

>>50576737
adding on to >>50576788
why are you still holding on to oxy?
oils gonna take if a recession hits or do you think otherwise or something else?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50576816]

>>50576723
no i'm still at the office. i have to stop and buy soju on the way home. then i have to water my garden, and make some food. then i might have some time to check it out before tucker carlson comes on, but i mean the thing is still in the box, so i don't know what kind of set up i'll have to do or if there's even going to be enough time to find the vr pornography on the thing.

[Anonymous No.50576822]

After seeing this shit with goog I'm almost certain the market will only go down another 3%, 5% at most. We aren't going to see it go to 29k like anons thought it would. DJIA will just have a leisurely crawl downwards as rates are hiked (not pivoted) and gdp comes in negative.

Probably will have another big bounce in late august after the cpi.

>>50576460
When?

>>50576548
Baggie makes a compelling argument.

[Anonymous No.50576824]

>>50576784
Nigger do you know how many followers they have? Let them switch to some other platform and zoomers already look at insta as becoming the old current thing.. Zuck has always been worried about getting MySpaced like he did to them and it’s entirely possible

[Anonymous No.50576828]

>>50576791
How long until we crash?

I say 3 months

https://twitter.com/MauroBianchi24/status/1551212750709424130?s=19

[Anonymous No.50576831]

>>50576788
I'm up over 100% in monkey pee stocks in about two month.

What about me?!?!

[Anonymous No.50576834]

>>50576803
Tech and weaponry makes an army not grunts

[Anonymous No.50576835]

>>50576701
Sauce

[Anonymous No.50576843]

>>50576816
literally pornhub.com lmao. I tried it once it was pretty wild. youll probably have to do an update to not have to use the FB account since that is a recent change

[Anonymous No.50576855]

>>50576109
Made $1183 today with one /ES contract. Sold and went to sleep with a 10 point stop.

[Anonymous No.50576859]

>>50576791
Market has ups and downs, get over it

[Anonymous No.50576867]

>>50576843
But you do need a "meta account" now i thought.

[Anonymous No.50576871]

>>50576824
why are they gonna go?
most of insta's competitors are in a similar boat with zoomers seeing it as the old current thing like you said

[Anonymous No.50576877]

>>50576867
idk, I still had my fagbook account and didnt really care about it anymore.

[Anonymous No.50576879]

>Just trying to debase the currency more and launder some money. Nothing to see here, citizen.

[Anonymous No.50576881]

>>50576859
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.50576884]

>girl at work was saying trades
>inquire more
>she says she doesn't do it anymore
>starts saying vanguard rigged it
>index funds don't influence price realisation because they trade once a month
everyone makes money in a bull market

[Anonymous No.50576885]

>>50576871
where are they gonna go*

[Anonymous No.50576890]

google investor call is in 5 minutes, still time to load up on sqqq before they lower guidance and announce layoffs :)

[Anonymous No.50576893]

They shut down the SIGA stocktwits page for being too based and homophobic

[Anonymous No.50576894]

>>50576550
>shit's fucked but it's okay because we already knew that
>time to buy
This is how retarded the market is now.

[Anonymous No.50576899]

>>50576834
What a cope.

[Anonymous No.50576905]

>>50576181
>>50576190
Why are you fucking retards selling during the first week of the pandemic announcement? Holy fuck you are stupid. Imagine waiting months for the announcement, only to sell and chase.

[Anonymous No.50576926]

>>50576760
We'll probably be getting our meltup soon once the Fed pivots, but it will only last 6-12 months before the Fed pivots again.

>>50576773
Yes, but he exited that short because the premiums on the put options were too high. He's shorting now using borrowed shares.

>>50576835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMAJX64v3Z4

[Anonymous No.50576928]

>>50576583
>no see my overvalued garbage should be worth more
It is a conspiracy because the market has so much shit that shouldn't exist at all still way overvalued, it doesn't matter that it's "down" because a lot of it should go the way of Blockbuster like all those other garbage tech stocks in the dotcom bubble burst. People here acting like it would be 'unfair' if shitty stocks went bust are the gayest most millennial fuckers around.

[Anonymous No.50576936]

>>50576788
>>50576811
because that right there is generational wealth. it's house money now; the shares i sold covered my cost basis. when they're done fixing their debt problem they will hike their dividend back up -- which for everyone else will be somewhere around 3.5% forward, but for me, because of my cost basis, will be a 7% yield.
what i don't think people understand is that oil is even more valuable and more scarce in a world where nuclear and "renewables" feed the grid. it is how we make plastic, and lubricants, and many industrial and commercial chemicals. OXY also has control over unbelievable amounts of natgas, from which we can now also make lubricants using GTL, gas-to-liquid processes.
they're also leading the world in DAC direct air capture; they will liquefy and store carbon in their wells from which future companies will make synthetic versions of concrete, and quite a bit of carbon fiber.
they'll be call it "black platinum" in a couple of decades and i'm getting paid to wait.

[Anonymous No.50576946]

Bros I'm passing out. I hope we all make lots of money tomorrow. I'll see you then. As always, you are my frens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6TNGXmZ7NQ

[Anonymous No.50576952]

>>50576701
I really liked when things melted up in June like he said. Too bad the meltup was in the wrong direction.

[Anonymous No.50576956]

Chipotle is such an outlier. Quality is shit now. It's easy to cook food. Huge lines and huge waits yet always has long lines and the price is much higher.

It should be shitting itself but I can tell by seeing who eats there they will continue to do well.

[Anonymous No.50576965]

>>50576871
Fuck if I know but it won’t take much to take faceberg down. Faceberg is for boomers, zoomers are Tik-toking and instagram is for millennials... apparently there was some dust up after zuck tried to implement Tik-tok like features on instagram. That’s the thing with social media all it takes is for people to migrate away from it and Apple chopped sucks data mining goldmine off and the “meta verse” looks dumb as fuck like being stuck in Mario world 64

[Anonymous No.50576967]

>>50576831
this man right here is building the nuclear power plants that will buy fuel from LEU centrus energy. there will be hundreds in the united states in just 25 years.

[Anonymous No.50576971]

>>50576899
What?
do you think infantry sees combat outside of meme regions and a photoshoot?
Did you watch stallone last night?

[Anonymous No.50576975]

>>50576890
I will sleep instead because I assume it will do another little pump for no reason, just because.

[Anonymous No.50576977]

>>50576952
Meltup is still coming, but energy commodities and PMs will outperform S&P500. Pic related.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50576978]

now micrococks is fucking green. fuck you mumu!

[Anonymous No.50576992]

I want to slash my wrists for panic closing my shopify covered calls last week. I can't believe I really thought it was going up

[Anonymous No.50576997]

>>50576978
Did you ever buy SIGA or are you still trying to predict which way the market is going? Also rocker took a pic of his cock on your face last night. He has really long pubes

[Anonymous No.50577021]

>>50576977
Gold bugs will tell you pms bottomed every week. They are idiotic one trick ponys.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50577029]

oh wait i forgot the subway series starts tonight. There's no way I got time for softcore virtual reality pornography.

[Anonymous No.50577033]

>>50576997
He shorted it like a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.50577044]

Kek faggies

[Anonymous No.50577050]

>>50576936
>couple of decades
thats fair, you have a timeline in mind
though i cant wait 20 years myself but thats my problem

[Anonymous No.50577055]

>>50577033

[Anonymous No.50577059]

>>50576761
I'm thinking red and scam pump if 75 bps, giga dump if 100. Dumping till friday no matter what since Amazon's earnings will be awful

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50577067]

>>50576997
I picked up 10 $25 Siga call options for september after i closed my puts today.

[Anonymous No.50577078]

>>50577033
>>50576997
I saw him post a single call option so there is that
>>50577029
>he watches baseball
god just when I thought you couldnt be any more of fag. my god.

[Anonymous No.50577082]

>>50576791
Bearish view is consensus, you are not erudite and ahead of the curve, you are late

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50577092]

>>50577055
I took a 10% haircut and switched to the longs.

[Anonymous No.50577096]

>>50577021
David Hunter isn't a gold bug, this is the first time he's been bullish on gold in a while. The reason being is it's critically oversold on the RSI and it's bouncing off of the 50 monthly MA, the DXY is nearly topped out since tomorrow will be the last big rate hike and the ECB is now doing rate hikes (just did 50bps).

[Anonymous No.50577098]

>>50576791
>companies still trade at insane premiums
not really when you understand the alternative risk free rates

[Anonymous No.50577099]

Can anyone tell me what the highlighted symbol in light blue is?
It's apart of an example where you do Monte Carlo simulation for BSM model European Call option

[Anonymous No.50577114]

>>50577099
epsilon

[Anonymous No.50577116]

>>50577099
>∈ Belong to/is an element of Set membership A = {1, 2, 3}
2 ∈ A

[Anonymous No.50577117]

Did you faggots see anything but EPS and revenue from Google? Revenue on ads is up 10% from last year. You really expect it to be trading LOWER in price than 26/07/2021 after these results? I swear /biz/ sounds retarded sometimes. When market was pumping on hopium back in 2020 everyone thought it was normal for it to pump the price to insane levels despite lackluster results. Now it's coming back down to normal prices on proper valuation and everyone thinks it should dump more.

[Anonymous No.50577123]

>>50577099
Isnt that set+ next number like in trig?

[Anonymous No.50577138]

>>50577117
the permabears are the most retarded bunch here imo.

[Anonymous No.50577142]

>>50576905
This. I won't even consider selling before $50, and even that is probably way too low.

[Anonymous No.50577144]

>>50577050
"getting rich quick" burnt me when i was starting out in 2009.
this time, i simply correctly perceived that OXY wasn't going anywhere when oil went negative, and bought. they had massive debt, but here today we are seeing the inflation i knew was coming because the fed was printing in overdrive back then thanks to covid. there was no serious math involved.
no matter what else you want to do to scratch that itch, be on the lookout for these kinds of opportunities -- but if you commit to one of them, hold. i fucked up and sold JNJ too soon after the cancer scare, for instance. reversing yourself on semi-important new information after such an obvious window of opportunity is usually wrong; waiting is usually right.
you can fuck around with options on some other stock while you wait, or something.

[Anonymous No.50577146]

>>50577116
Fuck yes thank you bhenchod
>>50577114
idk if that is right
>>50577123
sounds like it. set membership makes sense given the context of drawing out pseudo random numbers for the monte carlo estimatoooor

[Anonymous No.50577147]

>>50577117
Post calls

[Anonymous No.50577150]

>>50577096
>this is the first time he's been bullish on gold in a while.
Dude, you can just scroll down his twitter feed. he posts that shit every month.

[Anonymous No.50577155]

>Talk about the consequences of gaysex continuing to spread mpox on the SIGA stocktwits board
>"you account has been suspended for homophobia"

Further evidence that SIGA will go past $100 because the spreaders are a sacred cow group.

[Anonymous No.50577159]

[Anonymous No.50577163]

>>50577098
Yes or dollar risk etc
Goog and MSFT are considered safe companies. Just not shitting themselves like snap or meta is enough for people to buy them not to mention put delta hedging going away and how that gets front ran. Also people front running tomorrow's probable rally.

Today's ah moved in MSFT or Google are not weird in any way

[Anonymous No.50577174]

>>50577155
I fucking hate stockniggers so much. ive been banned from there probably 15 times and I refuse to try to spoof another email

[Anonymous No.50577175]

It's really over...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qIbR-WMOe4

[Anonymous No.50577181]

SIGA JUST PASSED $18 ALERT ALERT

[Anonymous No.50577187]

Go back down so I can cover you bastardized bitch

[Anonymous No.50577189]

>>50577159
>We have some laundry to do.

[Anonymous No.50577194]

>>50577099
that means "for i belonging to the set/sequence..."
so in this case, i is a natural number because the sequence is counting off naturals. and the maximum value, where the sequence stops, is also the number of times you draw.

[Anonymous No.50577215]

>>50577159
Omg please be real. For once give me some money Biden.

[Anonymous No.50577220]

>>50577159
lets go boys

[Anonymous No.50577222]

>>50577155
>stocktwits
What the fuck is up with all the bots there? It's like genuinely 90% bots. They pop up faster than I can mute them, and they NEVER STOP.

[Anonymous No.50577234]

>>50577181
FUCK i missed out so much FOMO!

[Anonymous No.50577238]

Tomorrow we open neon green and the bull run is back on :)

[Anonymous No.50577241]

>>50577222
theyre going for the twitter model whenever they IPO. at least they were until musk busted that one open

[Anonymous No.50577247]

>>50577220
my only regret was not having enough money to have put in on this early

[Anonymous No.50577250]

Cramer was right!!!!

Mild recession confirmed!!

Bottom is over. Lmao you guys are so dumb

[Anonymous No.50577256]

>>50577117
>revenue up 10%
>inflation 9% or higher YoY for every single month that quarter
>rate hikes coming
>services PMI seriously dented last week
eh, i'll read the report later

[Anonymous No.50577261]

>>50577238
I cant wait for the utter bobocope.

[Anonymous No.50577264]

>>50577238
market is dropping still afterhours...

[Anonymous No.50577284]

Your SIGA shares. Now.

[Anonymous No.50577288]

>entire week of green
>this is fine
>one day of red
>the bottom is in
Being a bear is hard work

[Anonymous No.50577289]

>>50577159
>SIGA holders right now

[Anonymous No.50577294]

>>50577099
it is set membership symbol.

[Anonymous No.50577297]

>>50577117
yes, good earnings don't always save stocks if jpow decides to pull a stinky or other megacaps do.

[Anonymous No.50577298]

>>50577247
you can still pick up GOVX super cheap. Its less than 30m market cap.

[Anonymous No.50577299]

the SNDL reverse split turned my 200 stocks into 20 and now I can't sell CCs anymore.
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS I WAS MAKING SAFE MONEY.

[Anonymous No.50577315]

>>50577194
>, i is a natural number because the sequence is counting off naturals. and the maximum value, where the sequence stops, is also the number of times you draw.
I don't quite understand this one. i is a natural number, sure.

But how does one understand what the maximum value aka where the sequence stops is at?

I understand how that is i.e. the number of times you draw because ofc this is a Monte Carlo estimator.

But are you saying that "I" in capitals is where the maximum value / sequence stop is since that is the last element in that list of i (lowercase)

i = ∈ {1,2,....,I} where I (capital letter) is the maximum value?

[Anonymous No.50577321]

>>50577298
>GOVX super cheap. Its less than 30m market cap.
Whats govx? I see its a biotech but whats the shill position?

[Anonymous No.50577329]

>>50577289
How high will it go?

[Anonymous No.50577338]

u bastard bhanchodes didnt short SHOP. sad!

[Anonymous No.50577351]

>>50577299
>SNDL
>constant decline for over a year
>making safe money
ok now hear me out...how were you making any money at all...I mean maybe you were accumulating shares but that downward trajectory is not putting you in any real profit zone.
>>50577321
its another Monkeypooox play. I think they have a vaccine or something, but apparently their CEO is at the emergency biden meeting.

[Anonymous No.50577354]

would anyone like to join me in a synchronized pooping session tomorrow? my thesis is that sufficient synchro-poops across america could flush the markets and finally trigger the dump it deserves.

[Anonymous No.50577358]

Siggers will we drop tomorrow morning again? That was awesome. I woke up at 4am to buy more this morning.

[Anonymous No.50577372]

>>50577338
>SHOP
man I wanted to short it back when it was like 1500 but I was chicken

[Anonymous No.50577382]

>>50577351
>but apparently their CEO is at the emergency biden meeting.
Source? Im only in Siga right now but would like to grab a bunch of different ones.

[Anonymous No.50577384]

>>50577288
It’s been red since Friday dumbass. And it’s dropped like 2 percent each day.

[Anonymous No.50577385]

>>50576884
I miss the Bull market.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw76gF1rzV0

[Anonymous No.50577393]

>>50577354
I already poop at 8:15AM EST right after I wake up, I can't adjust my shit-schedule for you

[Anonymous No.50577396]

We warned you

[Anonymous No.50577397]

>>50577329
Hard to say. Too many possibilities. I was thinking $100 looked possible, but I base that projection solely on all of the current information. In light of new information, the situation might change. So, I don't know. I do have money in it though, so I am, by definition, betting that it will go much higher. Do with that information what you will.

[Anonymous No.50577409]

>>50577372
They are still incredibly overvalued. Without their AFRM investment and Stripe investments that are already deep underwater, they are valued at a P/E in the mid 100's. Lol.

[Anonymous No.50577415]

>>50577382
I dont have one, I just saw some people talking about it on webull. Im willing to take the gamble and im in for about 1500 shares

[Anonymous No.50577422]

>>50577298
i picked up a smol baggy. it’s up 77% in a week kek

[Anonymous No.50577423]

>>50577222
>>50577155
Bro, I am always saying gaysex and never been banned. I even posted the pox cock. I guess I am lucky. The AH price action is very very nice

[Anonymous No.50577440]

Google guidance is pretty negative, it's doomping

[Anonymous No.50577441]

>>50577288
its been NINE MONHTS OF CONSTAMT RED

IM SICK OF IT

I WANT MY GREENIE MEENIES NOW NOW NOWWWW

[Anonymous No.50577445]

>>50577181
is this finally the one time /smg/ schizos will be proven correct?

[Anonymous No.50577449]

>>50577422
>>50577382
before someone complains about shills. just one of my positions

[Anonymous No.50577458]

>>50577423
WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50577467]

>>50577181
I kneel gaysex
Sorry I ever doubted you

[Anonymous No.50577479]

WHEN I SAY BAD NEWS YOU SAY PRICED IN

BAD NEWS!!

BAD NEWS!!!

[Anonymous No.50577483]

nvm they aren't firing people yet BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.50577487]

>>50577449
NP. We will see what happens. Govx is cheap enough I can toss $500 bucks at it and take the chance.

[Anonymous No.50577524]

>>50577479
>BAD NEWS!!
WE'RE FUCKED
>BAD NEWS!!!
WEEE'REEE FUUUUCKEEED

[Anonymous No.50577540]

Don't forget to check the Hindustan astrology page tonight anons. Very important to know what will happen before FOMC day begins.

[Anonymous No.50577545]

SELL IT ALL TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.50577556]

SIGA BROS

[Anonymous No.50577575]

Im up 22k on GAYSEX. Fucking pennies compared to where this is going.

[Anonymous No.50577584]

>anon where did you get all that money?
you see. conventional wisdom says fags would stop fucking for two weeks to avoid seeping anal sores. however my time on an obscure mongolian yak fetish forum made me realize the sheer degeneracy of faggots. so degenerate that I gambled thousands on the fact seeping anal sores would infact increase occurrences of buttsex, not reduce them.

[Anonymous No.50577585]

>>50577440
It’s at $108 lol. Guh I was wanted $88 not >$100

[Anonymous No.50577590]

Am I fucked? I sold an August SIGA $30 covered call this morning. I’m going to miss out on massive gains now. This is going way beyond $30.

[Anonymous No.50577593]

After hours 18.45
STOP I SAY STOP GOING UP I DIDN'T GET MY STACK YET INSIDER DUMP

[Anonymous No.50577609]

>>50577585
sorry i got mixed up negative guidance is bullish of course

[Anonymous No.50577616]

>>50577593
kek

[Anonymous No.50577617]

>>50577590
>>50577593
Buy and hold. We have been saying this for months you fucking twats.

[Anonymous No.50577622]

>>50576965
Okay Adam

[Anonymous No.50577629]

>>50577575
there really is nothing more American than profiting off of homophobia

[Anonymous No.50577638]

>Everyone shitting the bed
>KO doing good
Thank God I got into the bunker with Buffet on time, shame about SIGA I could've gotten into that

[Anonymous No.50577651]

>>50577593
Don't worry, once we hit 22.67 the great bog will happen. Don't ask me how I know this, you just have to trust me on this.

[Anonymous No.50577661]

>>50577609
So lame. They literally won’t let this market fail. We are going to need an act of god apparently

[Anonymous No.50577663]

>>50577655
>>50577655
>>50577655

>>50577655
>>50577655
>>50577655


>>50577655
>>50577655
>>50577655

[Anonymous No.50577689]

>>50577575
>>50577593
Its clear that Biden and CDC gonna declare it an emergency soon. Going right to over $20 that day. Probably $30. Next is Biden shaking ceos hands and signing billion dollar deals with them all.

[Anonymous No.50577716]

>>50577284
put the chromosome in the bag

[Anonymous No.50577784]

>>50577358
I think so, but 80% of my account is siga, so I can't sell and rebuy in the morning without free riding. I guess I hold. Or is that not how it works?

[Anonymous No.50577799]

I have a very bad feeling holding all these puts going into FOMC. Why am I doing this to myself?

[Anonymous No.50577826]

>>50577716
Kek

[Anonymous No.50577999]

>>50577351
I thought it would just be crabbing when I bought it :(

[Anonymous No.50578079]

>>50577999
such is the risk of penny stocks

[Anonymous No.50578124]

>>50577351
My shares are at a negative cost basis the dollar/100 shares I claimed every month added up

[Anonymous No.50578159]

>>50578124
I mean sure thats cool and all. How did that -24% feel today though? Do you really think any single company is going to make a lot of money off of legal weed if they arent a megacorp?