/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50573054]

Hahaha edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50571811

[Anonymous No.50573088]

Baggot your gookfu left you a vocaroo. You might want to listen to this...

https://voca.ro/17IdsFZ5wC3o

[Anonymous No.50573091]

Show yourself Siga sisters trans fag dilate poop monkey

[Anonymous No.50573092]

Siggy bros....

[Anonymous No.50573097]

>Rent is almost $2,000/month here
>I still choose to complain about a $20 bump in my escrow to my coworkers
Guess they should've chosen to be a landowner instead of wasting their money on flying out to protests against Trump

[Anonymous No.50573098]

First for OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50573105]

>time
>immemorial

[Anonymous No.50573113]

I'm beginning to think I'm not very good at this whole investing thing.

[Anonymous No.50573115]

>>50573091
I aint not monkey call gurl.

[Anonymous No.50573123]

>>50573092
Gee golly mister, I hope it won't spread to children.

[Anonymous No.50573126]

For me its CMRX

[Anonymous No.50573130]

>>50573054
SIGA BROS WON, SMG LOST

[Anonymous No.50573134]

GOOGxers…

[Anonymous No.50573141]

VIX bros....

[Anonymous No.50573146]

>>50573126
The retarded version of SIGA?

[Anonymous No.50573151]

>>50573105
Mammotharino watched the Sopranos too, I see

[Anonymous No.50573157]

>>50573054
Oh man the bulls are desperate- Sell signal confirmed.

[Anonymous No.50573158]

>>50573092
this is so fucking obvious

[Anonymous No.50573165]

>>50573130
$20 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50573170]

Intcels winning, fabless losers like nvidia get nothing

[Anonymous No.50573173]

>>50573092
just stay away from faggots

[Anonymous No.50573174]

>>50573123
jesus...
the camp nightwing girl is one of those who rims on the first date

[Anonymous No.50573180]

When does the rape hikes happen?

[Anonymous No.50573190]

>>50573180
Tomorrow. 100bps.

[Anonymous No.50573200]

I think I might buy a straddle on SIGA...

[Anonymous No.50573202]

>>50573173
they are telling you whats going to happen, not what may happen. you are literally an NPC if you didnt realize this yet

[Anonymous No.50573203]

>>50573174
You fucking zoomer. If you don’t know the parent trap twins all is lost for culture

[Anonymous No.50573211]

SIGA top based on the Elliott Wave forecast is $17.50. Get out now or go short until $13.

[Anonymous No.50573214]

>>50573174
>rims on the first date

[Anonymous No.50573221]

>>50573211

[Anonymous No.50573226]

>>50573200
I refuse to jump in a meme play.
>SIGA will rug pull just like every other meme here

[Anonymous No.50573233]

>>50573123
>children

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50573236]

>>50573088
I can't, if I hear her voice I might get sad.

[Anonymous No.50573237]

>>50573226
That's why I'm thinking straddle... calls and puts...

[Anonymous No.50573244]

>>50573211
you said the same damn thing at 15.50 you retard, you cant do TA on this

[Anonymous No.50573245]

I think it's so funny newfags think it's a meme because I'm creating these shitty avatars for shits and giggles.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50573249]

>>50573088
and thank you for reminding me, i forgot to take my deer antlers today. no wonder i'm losing on SIGA, you know what they say, "You can't trade on low T"

[Anonymous No.50573258]

>>50573245
It’s fucking annoying and wish you were name fagging so I could filter your gay ass

[Anonymous No.50573262]

>>50573113
I am the bestest at investing.

[Anonymous No.50573263]

>>50573054
SIGA chads i am euphoric again, might be time to sell

[Anonymous No.50573264]

>>50573054
please dont give me false hope with this image

[Anonymous No.50573267]

TA deez nuts lmao trace lines until your right and then say I told you so fuck off tea leaf reading faggot I'm investing in fisting twinks one on each hand into total prolapse. Medical event, ambulances called.

[Anonymous No.50573273]

>was going to post about SIGA shilling problem
>couldn't post as it was considered spam

biz is dead

[Anonymous No.50573278]

>>50573263
Hasnt even made it to the news cycle. The "other" place only mentioned it 8 times in their daily discussion this morning. Still a looong way to go until its peaked.

[Anonymous No.50573279]

Doubling down in UVXY 12c 7/29

[Anonymous No.50573280]

>>50573211
Bought some super cheap siga puts this morning at open They dumped 80% instantly before siga even moved. But they don’t expire until the 19th next month so I’ll hold onto them because there’s still way more upside than downside

[Anonymous No.50573284]

So why is intel still dumping

[Anonymous No.50573285]

SIGA was always a midwit filter. Only the stupid and the smart will make it off it.

[Anonymous No.50573290]

>>50573249
Baggot, she's not coming back... She's with best leader now... I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.50573288]

>>50573092
alawys meant to be

[Anonymous No.50573298]

>>50573054
>+0.01%
/smg/ thinks it's a bullrun
>-1% but up from -1.5% for the day
/smg/ still thinks it's a bullrun

Why are you like this

[Anonymous No.50573301]

>>50573258
I think you are on the wrong board. Do you know where you are anon?? you seem lost..

[Anonymous No.50573313]

>>50573141
I don’t get how to profit from this

[Anonymous No.50573315]

>>50573285
Retard-genius alliance is undefeated still

[Anonymous No.50573316]

Non siga sisters get fucked.

[Anonymous No.50573322]

Guys, I don't think MP is going to be the windfall you think it is. Unless the government is hiding the real infection numbers because 'muh fags'. Also, if it doesn't directly impact generation Woodstock, there won't be any reaction.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50573326]

>>50573290
Bro she's in Jinju, there's no way she's part of Lil' rocketman's harem.

[Anonymous No.50573330]

Just put everything I has into ko puts

[Anonymous No.50573334]

>>50573173
>>50573202
its pretty obvious that it can easily spread. People fudding here are absolutely furious they missed out and dont realize it hasnt even begun yet

[Anonymous No.50573335]

>>50573301
No he's right you are an annoying fagget

[Anonymous No.50573336]

>>50573200
I trade a lot of straddles/strangles and volatility. You're going to get fucked if the options liquidity is low. Your entry point won't be great, and selling the individual legs (even if at the same time) will be worse. The bid/ask spread will rape your delta gains.

[Anonymous No.50573341]

Wtf is going on I don't even know anymore

[Anonymous No.50573354]

>>50573341
id say that webm was a pretty good metaphor for exactly whats going on

[Anonymous No.50573357]

>>50573335
I ain't no faggot. I am siga sis. Don't dead name me you bigot faggot.

[Anonymous No.50573358]

>>50573330
Why KO? Do you hate that boomer guy that posts here that much?

[Anonymous No.50573361]

I think it’s hilarious that retards think Mpox needs to be Covid for SIGA to go to $100.
It just needs to be a reoccurring endemic STD. That’s it. You fucken midwits are hilarious. Do you even know SIGAs marketcap?

[Anonymous No.50573364]

>>50573341
How to basic was a woman all along?

[Anonymous No.50573366]

Why are we rallying?

[Anonymous No.50573373]

>>50573341
i imagine little pieces of the foam and whatever else fall off every time it's touched. i hate this webm

[Anonymous No.50573377]

>>50573263
sell and get back in- well done anon

[Anonymous No.50573378]

>>50573322
I made this mistake with COVID. I called Biontech, but realized Pfizer would be first to market and backed out.

But the shit is global anon. Global.
If that's the case, then it doesn't really matter. It doesn't have to be a pandemic. Demand will outstrip supply so drastically that it will require more suppliers to get in the market because there are SO MANY FUCKING FAGGOTS on this Earth

[Anonymous No.50573380]

have SIGA
should a I get a stack of TNXP for fun too?

[Anonymous No.50573385]

I solded

[Anonymous No.50573390]

>>50573361
poors are poors for a reason.

[Anonymous No.50573393]

>The county my parents live in just bought mpox vaccines from Bavarian Nordic
Its happening.

[Anonymous No.50573396]

I just shorted SIGA at 17.50. See you at 13.

[Anonymous No.50573397]

>>50573341
So this is the power of a strong independent woman...wow

[Anonymous No.50573398]

>>50573341

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50573405]

>>50573341
I have to try this now. That looks fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.50573406]

>>50573393
Yes it is.. It has begun.

[Anonymous No.50573408]

>>50573341
>hard material on a soft substrate

So, I guess she doesn’t intend for anyone to sit on that big pile of shit, huh?

[Anonymous No.50573411]

I wish I listened to the SIGA anons about not buying calls and just buying stocks, I got completely blown the fuck out even though it's climbing just because of bad timing.

[Anonymous No.50573420]

Is this how u diversify in beer markt?

[Anonymous No.50573423]

>>50573357
Kek. However, like I said this doesn't impact boomers, who make up the majority of the government, so its not going to happen.
>>50573378
COVID is transmitted through the air. It might be a false equivalency to compare the two illnesses.

[Anonymous No.50573428]

>>50573396
Let’s see it. This is my position a few hours ago.

[Anonymous No.50573433]

>>50573411
Lol retard

[Anonymous No.50573439]

>>50573054
>things are still red, but not as red as they were at the daily low
Bobo btfo fed pivot soon negative gdp and a recession is actually bullish because it means we'll reach the bottom sooner and can go back up daddy jpow has our backs diamond hands *rocket emoji*

[Anonymous No.50573454]

>>50573423
>COVID is transmitted through the air. It might be a false equivalency to compare the two illnesses.
Correct, the more direct analogy would be HIV, the last homo illness.
Remind me what happened with that one? Did they stop fucking? Also, are there more people in the world now, or less? Also, is there more global travel now, or less?

[Anonymous No.50573459]

Check the M1 Money Supply

[Anonymous No.50573463]

>>50573428
btw GOVX has a <30m market cap.

[Anonymous No.50573464]

>>50573439
so many sell signals today

[Anonymous No.50573472]

>>50573330
Why would anybody buy options on something like KO?

[Anonymous No.50573480]

>>50573411
>he didn't buy ITM calls

[Anonymous No.50573495]

>Dat MCD
>Dat KO

Goddamn best stocks I ever bought.

[Anonymous No.50573497]

>>50573364
>>50573373
>>50573397
>>50573398
>>50573408
It's a joke you autists

[Anonymous No.50573502]

I have 868 UVXY 13 calls and I am holding them to zero. After this I spend the last bit of my money pretending to move far away and the I kill myself while my family just thinks I ghosted them.

[Anonymous No.50573506]

>>50573335
The more annoyed you are the funnier it gets. That's how memes are born hahaha

[Anonymous No.50573509]

>>50573141
Still long!

[Anonymous No.50573512]

>>50573497
I mean yeah women are a joke but that's still not an excuse to make a chair like that.

[Anonymous No.50573513]

>>50573502
screenshot or LARP

[Anonymous No.50573514]

>>50573506
based

[Anonymous No.50573522]

The only reason SIGA isn't $9 right now is because that fat fuck Tedro decided to overrule the advisory panel because 'muh poor oppressed homos'. SIGA anons just got lucky, that's all.

[Anonymous No.50573530]

MSFT bros...... what the fuck is happening

[Anonymous No.50573532]

I just opened a 6 million short on Siga. I've been in this space for decades, people like me never lose. This is your final chance to sell.

[Anonymous No.50573541]

>>50573522
>muh poor homos
its going to mutate and spread you fucking mental midget

[Anonymous No.50573547]

>>50573472
You can make plays off of the dividend dates.

[Anonymous No.50573553]

>>50573522
If not this meeting then the next one.
You
Are
A
Midwit

[Anonymous No.50573554]

>>50573522
This. MP will NEVER spread like Covid.

[Anonymous No.50573557]

>>50573513

[Anonymous No.50573562]

test

[Anonymous No.50573566]

>>50573532
Thanks, just bought more.

[Anonymous No.50573567]

>>50573464
I just assume the most aggressive bulls are actually shitposting. No one can look at the past 6 months of economic data and be like "yeah but this time it's different, summer bottom!" without being completely retarded.

[Anonymous No.50573574]

>>50573411
Learn to buy butterfly spreads. They are super cheap, and you won't lose to theta or vega, like on calls or puts, you can get a 10x, and unlike selling credit spreads if your wrong you're aren't on the hook for massive payouts. It's kinda the best of all worlds, you can even make money if it crabs in a lot of cases

[Anonymous No.50573577]

>>50573557
best of luck with earnings, fomc, and gdp

[Anonymous No.50573578]

>>50573530
more like Microshart amirite bro

[Anonymous No.50573581]

>>50573557
well al-fuckin-righty then. good chance on those going ITM. I thought you had shorter dated calls by the sound of your original post

[Anonymous No.50573585]

>>50573522
Covid had fewer than 100 cases when they declared PHEIC, the board members who have dealt with fag diseases knew where this was going at 3k. they declared at 17k cases so no they didn't get lucky you are just a mad contrarian faggot that missed out.
womp womp

[Anonymous No.50573586]

>>50573532
Nice try.

[Anonymous No.50573589]

>>50573454
>Correct, the more direct analogy would be HIV, the last homo illness.
I'm not really old enough to remember any thing about it. At school they told us "HIV panic was racist, sexist, homophobic... white peoples fault... do better... ect... ect.." This illness doesn't seem to be as fatal (unless the real numbers are being covered up, i.e. fag died of MP is labeled a corona death). If it isn't as fatal I people won't panic.

[Anonymous No.50573590]

2 hours and 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.50573591]

>>50573509
me too
jpow will pump my bags

[Anonymous No.50573592]

>>50573454
Also, is there more public money for protecting people from themselves.

[Anonymous No.50573598]

>>50573577
Nothing will happen lmao. This is a purposefully bad trade.

The -$140,000 YTD screenshot will be funny tho

[Anonymous No.50573600]

>>50573522
>SIGA anons just got lucky, that's all.
these sister fucking cishet chuds are so mad. imagine betting against a high test chad like pic related

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50573604]

>>50573532
I was a little early with my put purchase, but I am still confident we'll get a -20% day real soon, and by real soon I mean tomorrow, lol.

[Anonymous No.50573605]

>>50573574
>encouraging retards who barely understand how options work to buy esoteric derivatives made by 300 IQ bigbrain quants
A-anon....

[Anonymous No.50573612]

>>50573554
You haven’t realized yet but you’re already infected. Have someone check with your pants off

[Anonymous No.50573614]

>>50573532
Stop role playing as Shkreli

[Anonymous No.50573616]

>>50573590
enphase is going to crush. I bet theres been a massive shift into solar
>inb4 seething gasfags

[Anonymous No.50573615]

>>50573463
Lol, how many anons ITT are FUDding their SIGA bags?

We sure do like to have fun around here.

[Anonymous No.50573620]

>>50573532
Fuck off shkreli

[Anonymous No.50573629]

>>50573557
>>50573502

August expiration retard, the SPY will literally make a new low next month. Next time don’t be a retard and use UVXY to buy vol

[Anonymous No.50573640]

>>50573557
you still have 100k lmao. Why would you kill yourself while still being able to dump that shit at anytime for 100k that you could fomo into anything else.

meanwhile.

[Anonymous No.50573643]

>>50573574
>implying brokers give the necessary option’s approval to people with no proof of income
“I’ll kill myself if i go broke” is not what gets brokers to let you write options

[Anonymous No.50573644]

>>50573497
Why waste $100s of dollars and days of productive working time to make some shitty piece of “art” as a joke? Why do simps like you always justify everything a pretty girl does?

[Anonymous No.50573645]

>>50573298
I'm colorblind

[Anonymous No.50573646]

>>50573614
>>50573620
WTF that's shkreli who posts that shit

[Anonymous No.50573647]

>>50573605
They really aren't that difficult and have a ton of advantages

[Anonymous No.50573651]

>>50573263
Hell yeah that's awesome. Sell and congratulations

[Anonymous No.50573663]

>>50573522
You fucking retard, you big retard, yoh really dont get it do you. Infectious disease is a business.

[Anonymous No.50573664]

>>50573497
So was the post you responded to
>the autism is coming from inside the house

[Anonymous No.50573669]

>>50573646
Jesus Christ, man, don't blow it

[Anonymous No.50573675]

>>50573591
My amateur technical analysis agrees. It's due to pop above the 20MA. Currently sitting above the 200MA

[Anonymous No.50573676]

>>50573263
You know the drill, good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell. Congrats anon.

[Anonymous No.50573678]

>>50573643
You can buy even do them on Robinhood

[Anonymous No.50573681]

>>50573330
some people just don't have it in them

[Anonymous No.50573684]

>>50573591
>jpow will pump my bags
another sell signal

[Anonymous No.50573689]

>>50573200
>>50573336
I just looked at the SIGA options chain. I was wrong. The liquidity is there. You're overpaying for the IV with the straddles but it's not the worst idea in the world.

[Anonymous No.50573698]

>>50573684
You dont understand what we are trading. Go ahead and sell midwit. Make my day!

[Anonymous No.50573708]

>>50573689
why straddle instead of short

[Anonymous No.50573710]

Guys... I'm a Radiant Heirophant level Elder of Technical Analysis and SIGA has peaked according to the sacred indicators... I've opened a 10 million dollar short position. This is your one warning.

[Anonymous No.50573723]

>>50573698
what are you trading?

[Anonymous No.50573732]

>>50573708
short premium instead of naked equity always

[Anonymous No.50573738]

>>50573723
that sweet, sweet volatility

[Anonymous No.50573745]

>>50573612
so that means anything fags touch can/will be infected, including doorhandles and mail

[Anonymous No.50573754]

>>50573589
the tl;dr is that HIV was an STD that was once a huge deal, sparked most of the STD-related education that you probably had as a young person. Once it started hitting celebrities people went apeshit. Even though few of them actually died, AIDs (the condition brought on by HIV) is a truly gruesome slow death, so a lot of money was spent to find a solution so that Magic Johnson wouldn't suffer the fate of poor homosexuals. Now, billions of dollars later, HIV is a non-thing.

Dumb money thinks this will be the next COVID, which it won't.
Midwit money thinks this is a meme -- because it is, and making money off of gay sex is actually hilarious
Smart money doesn't care if it's the next COVID as long as it infects enough people around the globe and is gross enough (even if it's not deadly) to force governments to buy the therapy that SIGA currently has a monopoly on.

>>50573592
Basically.
Every once in a while /smg/ gets it right.
You have to swim through months of garbage to get there, but once in a while there's a diamond in that mound of poo.

[Anonymous No.50573756]

>>50573745
Yeah and including sheets in hotels.

[Anonymous No.50573757]

>>50573643
>he thinks you need "proof of income" to trade options
Tell me how I know you have no actual experience with options. They don't ask for "proof" and I don't think even check employment history. I got approved for everything besides naked calls.

[Anonymous No.50573760]

It’s your last chance to shart tech.

[Anonymous No.50573761]

>>50573710
Nice try faggot. I have a PHD in astrology and my latest readings tells me SIGA will continue to go up and down, but eventually up to infinity and beyond.

[Anonymous No.50573769]

>tfw SIGA is making me rich under budget and ahead of schedule

[Anonymous No.50573771]

I sold SIGA because retards are being a bit too exuberant right now

[Anonymous No.50573779]

>>50573341
shit looks like it came from the thumb-thumb base from fucking spy kids bro wtf

[Anonymous No.50573781]

>>50573689
That degenerate whore isn't wearing any panties

[Anonymous No.50573785]

>>50573689
I don't have any settled cash right now, but maybe tomorrow I'll throw away a couple grand on it...

[Anonymous No.50573787]

>>50573756
...and money

[Anonymous No.50573789]

>>50573708
Same reason the IV is high. Potential for a massive move in either direction.

[Anonymous No.50573813]

>>50573754
Who is Jynneo

[Anonymous No.50573825]

>>50573813
That is Janus.

[Anonymous No.50573830]

>>50573813
Bavarian nordic.

[Anonymous No.50573833]

>>50573341
>just put all those toxic foam chemicals in the inside your home

[Anonymous No.50573834]

>>50573771
>short premium instead of naked equity always
well played- im gunna get back in if it falls again

[Anonymous No.50573838]

slow recovery to green eod cuz this market is literally kikified jew bullshit and can never hold a fucking proper red day

[Anonymous No.50573843]

>that AAPL pump
lol

[Anonymous No.50573844]

bros dont look at the 02M10Y

[Anonymous No.50573848]

>>50573646
No that guy is roleplaying. There’s honestly a good chance he posted in last thread as he tweeted “short siga” and then not long after there was a post here about shorting siga that matched how he types. He tends to type in lowercase and with smiley faces and he likes to hang around in retail degenerate investing circles.

[Anonymous No.50573852]

>>50573771
>selling right before king fauci announces lockdowns and tpoxx as primary treatment
LMAO, NPC logic

[Anonymous No.50573854]

Holy priced in.
Why doesn't it go down anymore?

[Anonymous No.50573862]

>>50573843
based

[Anonymous No.50573866]

>>50573852
This. Still waiting on CDC declaring it an emergency and biden shaking hands with ceos.

[Anonymous No.50573870]

Which faggot said yesterday it was gonna be a green day?

[Anonymous No.50573874]

Sold my SIGA bros, I'm sorry. Literally never seen 60% returns over two weeks in my life

[Anonymous No.50573876]

>>50573854
bad news - priced in
good news - never priced in ever, not even once

[Anonymous No.50573878]

>>50573854
alphabet/microsoft earnings in ~2 hours, dont worry it'll go down alright, but only when you wont be able to sell

[Anonymous No.50573889]

>>50573771
I bought shares and just put a stop on

[Anonymous No.50573892]

>that single red candle
lol

[Anonymous No.50573895]

What’s an honest years end PT on SIGA? $25?

[Anonymous No.50573897]

........

[Anonymous No.50573899]

>>50573054
I agree with Goldman Sachs downgrading Paramount for not embracing diversity. Top Gun was a total failure and would have been way better if it was a black transwoman flying around in a rainbow colored jet shooting dildos for our children to enjoy instead of that racist Tom Cruise. Amazon, netflix, and disney are clearly winning the streaming wars because the majority of their shows have strong lead LGBTQ+A2PRK-BIPOC characters and themes. When will /biz/ learn that diversity is our strength.

[Anonymous No.50573909]

>>50573874
well played- we will get in on next dip

[Anonymous No.50573911]

>>50573895
entirely depends on how much the faggots keep fucking without regard AND how soon it spreads to non-degenerates

[Anonymous No.50573912]

>interview with boomer
>chill, fun, get a call for next round

>interview with gen x’er
>asshole, cold, every nightmare you hear about for interviews

Gen X ruined the hiring process, not boomers.

[Anonymous No.50573913]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50573915]

gimme a second guys i'm selling, NDQ will return to normal crabbing after I'm done

[Anonymous No.50573918]

>>50573754
>every once in a while /smg/ gets it right

This really reminds me of GME circa December 2020. The stars are aligned and it’s time for some of us to make money off a fucking biotech… A BIOTECH! Every trader worth their salt knows not to gamble on biotechs and has probably lost money on one or more over their careers.

This is the kind of shit you tell your friends about years down the road.

[Anonymous No.50573922]

>>50573689
I wish I had a tall slender alien wife like this

[Anonymous No.50573924]

>>50573897
Lol
And we're definitely not shitposters, just misunderstood fun havers

[Anonymous No.50573931]

What calls shoulud I buy on ENPH. They all seem way too expensive. But I think they will crush earnings

[Anonymous No.50573937]

it aint much compared to some of the richfags here but it's honest work

[Anonymous No.50573940]

>>50573833
Great Stuff and it’s analogs are already in your home/apartment. It’s a common building material used to fill voids.

[Anonymous No.50573953]

>>50573897
Oy Vey! Calling it a recession is anti semetic, literally Hitler!

[Anonymous No.50573958]

>>50573937
Based. I made like $700 so far. Not much eitehr but we are just getting started.

[Anonymous No.50573961]

>>50573918
Nah this is more like CLF and the tranny that shilled it relentlessly only to be 100% right

[Anonymous No.50573970]

sup siga bros just made this comic

[Anonymous No.50573973]

Cant even post a cartoon of a tiny hat man rubbing his hands together with and type no words without still offending reddit tyrant tranny jannies.

[Anonymous No.50573974]

>>50573937
28% growth is amazing, good job.

[Anonymous No.50573979]

>>50573961
that tranny also lost a shitload of money on CLF despite being right
I'm shorting siga

[Anonymous No.50573980]

>>50573897
Okay, then, give me my money back, please

[Anonymous No.50573982]

>>50573054
This OP aged well.
Also, you moonkeypox ridden faggots need to stop crashing 4chan’s servers.

[Anonymous No.50573983]

It's motherfucking OVER

[Anonymous No.50573987]

What’s a good high beta dogshit tech stock to short before close when earnings tank tech tomorrow? Was thinking NVDA

[Anonymous No.50573991]

>>50573899
anon, I--

[Anonymous No.50573995]

>>50573987
Boeing

[Anonymous No.50573999]

>>50573970
hah.
all my shares are in a roth account too. get fucked IRS

[Anonymous No.50574002]

>>50573897

[Anonymous No.50574005]

>>50573953
>anti semetic
I'm actually a huge fan of jewish titties.

[Anonymous No.50574023]

AAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I BUY SNDL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50574026]

alright you guys have convinced me, i have closed my puts on siga and bought call options, while i maintain a significant short position in the much broader S&P 500 index fund.

as this pandemic evolves and we see more people getting stricken with the virus, you're going to see more public outcry and eventually we're going back to the draconian lockdowns we saw 2 years ago under the trump administration except this time it's going to be 1000x worse because biden is going to do everything in his power to destroy the country so China can eat out lunch.

[Anonymous No.50574030]

>>50573983
She sucked a gay man’s dick. Very sad. Many suck cases.

I unironically believe gay/bi (gays in denial) men should have to put themselves on a registered list so they can’t spread diseases to straight folk anymore.

[Anonymous No.50574040]

Where is the USAC crash I was promised?
I mean.. I keep selling at a profit and buying back my puts cheaper, but it doesn't normally crab like this between the ex-div and record dates.

[Anonymous No.50574042]

>>50573092
Going to go up to 100 a share by EOY, I have a bump on my cock shaft too

[Anonymous No.50574045]

I might be hooked...

[Anonymous No.50574069]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Anonymous No.50574072]

Just dump already.

[Anonymous No.50574074]

Trump won.

[Anonymous No.50574095]

beautiful market Brandon, beautiful economy Brandon.

[Anonymous No.50574096]

>>50574026
NO!!! Don't fuck this up for me baggot. Close your calls and go short again!!!

[Anonymous No.50574101]

The Ashkenazis are back from lunch I see

[Anonymous No.50574106]

Siga just needs to pump another 35% for me to break even on my overall stock investments!

[Anonymous No.50574109]

I want to die

[Anonymous No.50574115]

I just got approved for a margin account! yay!

[Anonymous No.50574119]

>>50573918
>This really reminds me of GME circa December 2020.
ok but the difference is with GME retail was bored and flush with easy come easy go stimulus cash to juice a meme pump with. nobody has discretionary income now, everyone is back to work, this is not an environment conducive to giant meme pumps.

[Anonymous No.50574120]

I'm feeling a power hour coming

[Anonymous No.50574131]

>>50573754
Fuck it, you make a decent enough argument. I'm in. I'll spend this weekends beer money on SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50574146]

>>50573848
What’s shekreli twitter handle?

[Anonymous No.50574150]

>>50574119
People are desperate and quitting their jobs to live with family on savings and wait until things get better. They have money to spend on random shit since they can’t afford anything big like a house, kids, or car

[Anonymous No.50574151]

>>50573341
>Not using a roller or spray painting tool

:/

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50574158]

>>50574109
c'mon Spin, you're in Florida, just go buy some 20 something year old a drink in the bar chat her up for a few minutes and ask her if she wants to come back to your place.

[Anonymous No.50574160]

>>50574115
That's bearish for your account fren

[Anonymous No.50574171]

>>50574158
I cant do that, I am very ugly

[Anonymous No.50574172]

>>50574109
what did you do?

[Anonymous No.50574177]

wrote 10 SQQQ puts last week. ride them? what are the chances AAPL shits the bed?

[Anonymous No.50574179]

>>50573979
I recall them making over 1 mil from CLF

[Anonymous No.50574186]

>>50574172
account down 9001 dollars today

[Anonymous No.50574187]

>>50574171
Have you considered becoming less ugly?

[Anonymous No.50574190]

>>50574179
they actually hit nearly 2 mil at one point before they got fucked

[Anonymous No.50574192]

moar new promo art

[Anonymous No.50574195]

>>50574171
You should turn gay. You will getting ass every weekend.

[Anonymous No.50574207]

>>50574179
>I recall them making over 1 mil from CLF
Didn't xer start shilling DWAC right after that?

[Anonymous No.50574214]

EXCUSE ME DEAR OPTIONS NERDS. PLEASE SUGGEST ME A CALL OPTION FOR ENPHASE. THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.50574220]

>>50574120
yes, but it tastes sour- as will tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50574222]

>tfw you're wearing headphones and think someone is walking outside your room until you notice its just your heart racing because of all the adderall you took to pay attention to the sticks

[Anonymous No.50574223]

>>50574187
barber fucked my shit up
and then i shaved my face

now i look like a pinhead retard

[Anonymous No.50574240]

>GOOGL
>MSFT
>META
How bad is it

[Anonymous No.50574245]

>>50574150
>people are moving back in with family to save money and batten down until things are better
>people also have fat wads of cash to blow on meme stocks
choose one and only one

[Anonymous No.50574249]

>>50574214
8/19 200c

[Anonymous No.50574250]

>>50574186
OVER 9000????

[Anonymous No.50574252]

>>50573866
This is when I exit a large portion as well.
It will be peak FOMO at that point.

[Anonymous No.50574254]

>>50573502
>I am holding them to zero.

If you're holding anything to zero, you're never had a plan to begin with. You wouldn't have cashed out even if you're up 300%.

[Anonymous No.50574255]

>>50574177
high

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50574256]

>>50574171
Well if that's going to be your attitude I guess you're right, but what have you got to lose. I mean you want to give up before you even try.

[Anonymous No.50574263]

>>50574119
gme was the actual canary in the coalmine.

>he doesn't know about the coordinated attacks from less than a handful of funds against numerous other entities as part of a larger operation in the us govt strategy against china

[Anonymous No.50574264]

>>50574223
Surely you still look better than baggot though right?
And baggot can get girls so all you have to do is fix your hair, grow out your beard again, go dwarf mode and crush ales with wenches.
Just all in SIGA while you wait for your hair to grow back so you have the funds to bar hop for puss.

[Anonymous No.50574271]

>>50574177
I’m short NVDA from last week when it hit 180. Short tech right now is the move

[Anonymous No.50574272]

>>50574245
It applies to me and people I know at least. I put my remaining stimulus check into SIGA, not like I have any other expenses

[Anonymous No.50574274]

>>50574222
go take a walk

[Anonymous No.50574277]

>>50574171
dude ugly guys can get good pussy too you just gotta not be a little bitch. Watch some Stavros Halkias comedy.

[Anonymous No.50574280]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50574281]

>>50574263
>gme was the actual canary in the coalmine
No it IS the canary in the coalmine, it's indicating whether retarded retail investors have capitulated or not

[Anonymous No.50574287]

>>50574222
Checked and how can i get adderal

[Anonymous No.50574289]

>>50574264
Baggot is also Jewish. He bought his gookfu from a shipping container, not the same thing

[Anonymous No.50574290]

>>50574271
>>50574177
Pic

[Anonymous No.50574293]

>>50574271
NVDA and AMD are absolutely fuckerino'd from the crypto crash

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50574300]

>>50574281
>>50574263
what the fuck is a canary doing in the fucking coal mine?

[Anonymous No.50574310]

>>50574281
lol lol lol this is far bigger than what you think

[Anonymous No.50574313]

For fuck's sake I should just kill myself

[Anonymous No.50574315]

SIGA up 200 holy shit.

[Anonymous No.50574318]

I hate these niggers so damn much

[Anonymous No.50574321]

>>50574300
he was a retail investor

[Anonymous No.50574332]

i moved from kold to TECL
because of semis
am i going to make it

[Anonymous No.50574334]

Ev1 all in weekly OTM GOOGL puts right?

[Anonymous No.50574335]

>>50574300
Waiting to die unironically

[Anonymous No.50574337]

>>50574277
is cum town done for?

[Anonymous No.50574340]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50574346]

>>50573974
>>50573958
cheers, I just took profit at $17.59...will buy back in once it dips a bit.

[Anonymous No.50574351]

Anyone else incredibly bullish on $ET right now? Been loading up on shares over the last few months. At 2,193 right now.

[Anonymous No.50574354]

>>50574249
that shit is expensive man
>>50574337
I just got turned on to him, only really seen his youtube content but I plan on listening to cumtown. in other words, I dont know.

Dude is funny as fuck though.

[Anonymous No.50574357]

>>50574340
>>50574280
Stop screaming pls

[Anonymous No.50574361]

>>50574354
stavros please stop

[Anonymous No.50574363]

>>50574346
well played

[Anonymous No.50574365]

>>50574351
I have it, I don't like it.
What is your thesis?

[Anonymous No.50574367]

Is a better play this siga bagholding shit or puts on coinbase ?

[Anonymous No.50574370]

Is there ever a time to buy bonds? Or is it just ibonds when they return 9% because of the inflation right now

[Anonymous No.50574371]

I'll shit bricks if they reverse the tape when MSFT and GOOGL kill it

[Anonymous No.50574376]

>>50574337
yes, cumtown is done. stav left, because he's a moneywhore (moreso than the jew and ratbitch)

[Anonymous No.50574391]

>>50574370
i bonds have a 5 year lock up, fuck that

[Anonymous No.50574392]

>>50574300
canaries are very sensitive to low oxygen. Miners would take canaries into the mines and the canaries would die before the miners giving them chance to get out.

[Anonymous No.50574395]

>>50574318
It is going to keep going until the midterms in November. I figure the pic related stimulus is to get nig-nogs out to the polls.

[Anonymous No.50574402]

>>50574357
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50574407]

>>50574391
Its 1 year, 5 year is just the punishment period, where if you pull the money out before the 5 year period expires you lose 3 months of interest.

[Anonymous No.50574412]

>>50574391
one year

[Anonymous No.50574421]

>>50574361
you got me dude, congratulations
>>50574391
>>50574407
>>50574412
interdasting. im still l.earning about these ibonds but I am going to make like 300k this year so why not throw 10k in garaunteed 9%.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50574422]

>>50574371
What is it with korean women and putting sparkles under their eyes? I mean my gookfu does this exact same thing.

[Anonymous No.50574426]

loading up bullish credit spreads on CMG

[Anonymous No.50574430]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
It's over

[Anonymous No.50574440]

>>50573054
Is it too late to buy SIGA yet?

[Anonymous No.50574443]

>>50574402

[Anonymous No.50574444]

>bonds
Lmao OK grandpa let's get you your apple sauce and sleepy pills. And you can tell me about the time you made 2% off of a tip that you got from Henry Ford.

[Anonymous No.50574445]

>>50574422
Trying to distract from their tiny insect eyes

[Anonymous No.50574446]

>>50574421
im glad you left that shitty commie podcast

[Anonymous No.50574449]

>>50574421
The interest rate lock is for 6 months, so it'll probably be ~10%, then 6%, then 4%, when it drops under 3% is when you will want to let it run the 3 months and then pull it out.

[Anonymous No.50574454]

>it's another "bulls keep buying the dumps and then get dumped on" episode

[Anonymous No.50574469]

>>50574422
You know how human eyes sparkle a bit and it makes them look alive? Well other species have to emulate that effect somehow

[Anonymous No.50574487]

>>50574354
true, Stav is a jolly dude but I find Nick funnier when hes off his meds, which is always.
>>50574376
that sucks, some good stuff done while they were together. cant imagine the money is better than on the pod, weren't each of them getting high 6 figures?

[Anonymous No.50574494]

>>50574365
>Company doesn't rely on oil prices versus other companies in the industry
>Strong leadership and no signs of insider selling
>Execs been accumulating more
>Every analyst is projecting AT LEAST $15
>Strong dividend so even if it stalls for a bit who cares
>Recently bought out another similar company

Everything has been so bullish for ET. Really, I think the fear in the market is the only thing preventing it from breaking out and with earnings next Wednesday, I think it's primed to go feral.

[Anonymous No.50574504]

>never get that big dump cum it all out feeling because of the constant slurping
>never get to see that big old 5 days only down like back in june again

[Anonymous No.50574536]

>>50574446
im glad you're a dumb nigger
>>50574487
nick who
>>50574449
also good to know

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50574545]

>>50574445
that can't be right, why would she try to distract from her eyes by making them sparkle and stand out even more.

[Anonymous No.50574548]

is it too late to get into SIGA?

[Anonymous No.50574553]

>>50574504
>>50574454

[Anonymous No.50574554]

>>50574318
Its fine, the oil bottom is in. Shorts are closing and the net long positions have increased. Just waiting on JPow to do his thing.

[Anonymous No.50574569]

>>50573557
you inspire me to lose all my money too

[Anonymous No.50574573]

>>50574494
Interesting thoughts. I was hopeful for a breakout as it approached 12.50. But I guess it all goes to this one:
>Strong dividend so even if it stalls for a bit who cares
>who cares

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50574585]

>>50574548
Nah, the water's fine, today is one of those no thinking just swim kind of days. #ThinkorSwim

[Anonymous No.50574589]

>>50574179
>them
Get the fuck outta here, cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.50574595]

>>50574318
China needs more oil does it?

[Anonymous No.50574600]

>>50574440
No, I just got in today

[Anonymous No.50574617]

>>50574573
I don't blame ya for wanting to get out. Oil as a whole is in a weird place right now and volatile as fuck. I'd wait for after earnings and go from there.

[Anonymous No.50574623]

>>50574595
Why aren't burgers shooting politicians and hanging them from lamp posts yet?

[Anonymous No.50574629]

>>50574600
>>50574585
This is the top, SIGA will be releasing damaging info after hours today. Get out before you get jewed harder than you know

[Anonymous No.50574641]

my COIN bear credit spreads doing a lil sumn sumn kekekkeke
*giddies*

[Anonymous No.50574647]

>>50574623
too "busy". likely manufactured to be this way.

[Anonymous No.50574648]

>>50574548
If you cannot handle being down 20-30% in a day don't get in, but if you think long term a few dollar moves ain't shit when it's going to go up into $50-$100.

[Anonymous No.50574654]

>>50574623
Perplexing eh? The country is so obviously compromised and yet 2nd amendment snoys will do nothing

[Anonymous No.50574660]

>>50574629
good chance of happening.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50574667]

>>50574629
Look at the date on those calls, just like my crypto backed IRA, I'm in this for the long haul.

[Anonymous No.50574669]

>>50574536
nick mullen, his bits on the podcast are hilarious most of the time. Check out some cumtown comps on youtube

[Anonymous No.50574681]

>>50574641
toppest of top keks

[Anonymous No.50574689]

>>50573557
You're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.50574692]

>>50574660
300% of daily average volume, definitely not a warning sign of massive rugging getting ready to happen

[Anonymous No.50574693]

lmao Stavros barely got pussy. The only girls that would fuck him were the ones that used him to further their own comedy careers. Guy is fucking disgusting and fatter than ever.

[Anonymous No.50574701]

>>50574440
Nope. The only way this can go sour is if the WHO flipflops yet again and says "uh... actually it's not a pandemic!" Short of that, on our current course, it's going to $100 in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.50574716]

>>50574701
Hope you’re trading on European Time

[Anonymous No.50574719]

>JYNNEOS VACCINE DOES NOT WORK
>JYNNEOS VACCINE DOES NOT WORK
>JYNNEOS VACCINE DOES NOT WORK
CDC JUST NOW

[Anonymous No.50574722]

>>50574545
The make up makes the slanted eye look bigger, which is more feminine and cute

[Anonymous No.50574731]

is mark cuban's generic drug company publically traded yet? Cost Plus Drugs

[Anonymous No.50574740]

>>50574693
thats not the point. the point is fat and ugly guys can still get good pussy. you hate the guy all you want.

[Anonymous No.50574745]

>>50574719
Lmao

[Anonymous No.50574767]

New thread?
Someone please link, I'm on mobile.
Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.50574768]

>>50574719
Source?

[Anonymous No.50574772]

>>50574740
>ugly guys can still get good pussy
Only he got mediocre pussy unless he put down money for good coochie

[Anonymous No.50574786]

>>50574767
Standing by for link.
Ready and waiting.

-Dog

[Anonymous No.50574788]

>>50574772
nigga I bet you get no coochie. the fuck are you on biz trying to argue about how much pussy a fat ugly comedian really gets. are you really that pathetic

[Anonymous No.50574789]

>>50574768
The Zoom webinar

[Anonymous No.50574799]

>>50574654
Shoo shoo, CIA.

[Anonymous No.50574811]

>>50574788
lmao Continue to defend Stav, you projecting faggot

[Anonymous No.50574824]

>>50574654

[Anonymous No.50574830]

>>50574811
Bake nigger and quit talking about which comedians get no pussy fat or lanky

[Anonymous No.50574831]

>>50574554

What's the best way to long oil at this time

[Anonymous No.50574838]

>>50574811
>haha projection
the only person who would waste their time responding to what I said the way you did is someone who gets no vagene.

[Anonymous No.50574839]

>>50574830
agreed

[Anonymous No.50574841]

>>50574719
Fake news

[Anonymous No.50574852]

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Pat it and prick it, and mark it with /SMG/,
Put it in the oven for Baggie and me.

[Anonymous No.50574881]

>>50574623
Most people just want to live their lives and be left alone, simple as.
>>50574654

[Anonymous No.50574911]

NEW
>>50574896
NEW
>>50574896
NEW
>>50574896

[Anonymous No.50574917]

>>50574789
All good news. Teledoc TPOXX incoming fucking kek.
https://emergency.cdc.gov/coca/ppt/2022/072622_slides.pdf

[Anonymous No.50575139]

>>50574494
Enjoy that k1 next august