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[Anonymous No.50570283]

bobros.. close your shorts

[Anonymous No.50570316]

Hmm... nah

[Anonymous No.50570323]

no

it gongo down

[Anonymous No.50570345]

>>50570283
No….I don’t think I will

See you at $15k

[Anonymous No.50570367]

>>50570283
NO

[Anonymous No.50570374]

>>50570283
>>50570316
>>50570323
>>50570345
>>50570367


Im gonna steal your thread to tell you guys about a prank im pulling

>have cocky friend
>has car trouble some maintanance vehicle error message whatever the fuck
>tells me that i should find the solution on the internet
>tell him to just use a forum like normal person
>he tells me that he doesnt need me and can ask questions on forums himself now
>sends me link to thread on said forum
>create an account on same forum
>start direct messaging him that I know the solution and he has to show me a pic if the "hidden reset switch" is also located near his pedals
>he is going home now to check on the car and send me a pic of the 'hidden reset switch'

meanwhile he also tells me on whatsapp that he is doing this and gloating like he is sounding like a genius thats gonna fix his own car all by information he found online

im not larping

this is happening right now

what do guys? im having the time of my life im literally crying and laughing and giggling like a little girl

[Anonymous No.50570441]

>>50570374
I'm too tired to read all that. I hope your prank or w/e went well or will go well

[Anonymous No.50570480]

>>50570374
This is so innocent it's adorable. Can I adopt you and your aloof buddy?

[Anonymous No.50570541]

>>50570374
Finally something good. Gib updates

[Anonymous No.50570547]

>>50570480
its so great because he is using the name of a character of a tv show and I use the name of this characters real life name

he is also sending me on whatsapp a picture of his computerscreen where he has a "personal message discussion" but its literally me hes talking to and he is sounding extra cocky and im having a blast

[Anonymous No.50570566]

>>50570374
>>50570441
>>50570480
>>50570541
>>50570547


so to recap:

>have cocky friend I knew since childhood
>He is peak normie, but we are friends and always talk about everything
>He tells me he has car trouble some maintanance vehicle error message whatever the fuck on his 2018 german shitmobile
>tells me that i should find the solution on the internet because im a nerd
>in return I tell him to just use google or ask on a car forum like normal person
>after some struggling he gives in and decides to find the solution online himself
>he tells me he asked on carbrand forum and that he doesnt need me and can ask questions on forums himself now
>sends me link to thread on said forum to show me how he is some sort of genius that can troubleshoot this shit himself
>I then create an account on same forum setting up legit profile making some posts, avatar, the works
>then I start direct messaging him that I know the solution and he has to show me a pic if the "hidden reset switch" is also located near his pedals
>he then shows me a screenshot on whatsapp of someone "using the private message function to help him out"
>its literally a picture of his computer screen where he is talking to my forum account
>he is going home now to check on the car and send me a pic of the 'hidden reset switch'

im having the time of my life, how do I play this epic prank? I dont know what to do or send him on some wild goose hunt but I also dont wanna ruin it, make him lose interest or go too far but this shit is just so funny since he is trying to actually sound smarter than me

[Anonymous No.50570588]

>>50570283
>panicking fake bobo
bearish

[Anonymous No.50570605]

>>50570374
Tell your friend that if the hidden reset button doesn't work that his encabulator is broken and he will need to go to the auto parts store to pick up one for his make/model, but that's totally fine because it's actually a very common part

[Anonymous No.50570613]

>>50570566
give him the actual solution, that you find elsewhere. then don't tell him anything until the right time. he will feel so superior, then it will all wash away one day when you reveal it.

[Anonymous No.50570616]

>>50570566
You should tell him he needs to unplug his battery for 15minutes and plug it back in then drive 75miles to make the light go out.

[Anonymous No.50570648]

>>50570605
thats a good one

>>50570613
yeah this could work, there is also some people in his original topic saying he should just get his battery checked and unhooked etc but big chance i wont be able to find the solution more than those car nerds

>>50570616
unplugging the battery got suggested but driving for a long time is also a good idea but i dont know if he is gonna appreciate it and it might be going too far

however he finds out, it has to be epic, i want to have the best laugh of my entire year so please gimme some good ideas

[Anonymous No.50570747]

>>50570648
I used to help people bypass faulty check engine lights for emissions tests. It'll make the light go off for about 75miles (or depending on model, turn the light off after 75m depending on how the computer cycles codes) but it'll go out, he'll act smart, and it'll come back on again in a week or so.

[Anonymous No.50570771]

>>50570747


I think i got an idea, he is probably gonna send me a pic and then I say something like you dont seem to have it, maybe you can do a sequence reset

where he has to do like press brake peddle 3 times, then give way left, give way right, press hazerd lights

and then he will probably tell me it doesnt work and then I will say are you doing it right send me a video

and if he says he cant send me a video on a forum i will say ok send me the video through whatsapp and then just give my own phone number

[Anonymous No.50570837]

>>50570771
and then he tries to send the video and he finds out he is trying to send it to me

but i dont know if that is funny enough

it seems innocent enough to not start trouble lol i kinda dont have many friends left

[Anonymous No.50571058]

>>50570283
Nice larp, see you at 16k

[Anonymous No.50572153]

kek

[Anonymous No.50572214]

>>50572153
he's now trying to figure out how to attach images to a private message on a forum

im sure he's gonna figure it out guys

[Anonymous No.50572318]

*cracks beer*
yep, im enjoyong this prank. Keep the updates comin big guy

[Anonymous No.50572340]

>>50572318
he couldnt figure out how to send pictures in a DM so he put them in the topic kek

but he knows its me i just couldnt hold myself

im wondering if those people will think why the fuck is he posting these pictures in the topic

[Anonymous No.50573291]

im just looking out for my fellow bobros.. shit looks primed for a scamwick

[Anonymous No.50575498]

It's too early bobo. not closing til 0.5 at the very least.

[Anonymous No.50575507]

>>50570566
tl;dr

4 lines of greentext or less

[Anonymous No.50575513]

>>50575498
zoom (((in)))

[Anonymous No.50575600]

>>50570566
>friends with a normie
yikes. how can you even tolerate all his normie takes on everything? does he talk about marvel movies and never having any goals. whoa how about your tinder dates? didja see that front page reddit post??