/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50570242]

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

We are not in a recession and there are no genders this HAS been fact checked chuds.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50568661

[Anonymous No.50570258]

SIGA homophobes are the kings of smg

[Anonymous No.50570262]

I sold my gaysex bags way too early.

[Anonymous No.50570265]

BAD NEWS - ALWAYS PRICED IN
GOOD NEWS - NEVER PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.50570266]

Someone on StockTwits convinced me to short SIGA at 15.

[Anonymous No.50570269]

ADT
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[Anonymous No.50570275]

Bad news is gay news.
Good News is Gay News.

We are in the GAY bull market now.

[Anonymous No.50570279]

i am considering averaging up on the SIGA
>t. 11.23 average

[Anonymous No.50570284]

>>50570266
people on stock twits are, surprisingly, bigger morons than the people you find here.

[Anonymous No.50570287]

>>50570262
I sold yesterday and reloaded this morning. Always time to jump back in, anon…

[Anonymous No.50570289]

The US Economy, MSFT and GOOGL, report earnings in 5 hours 40 minutes

[Anonymous No.50570292]

$TSLQ
$SOXS
$UVXY
$SARK
$SQQQ

[Anonymous No.50570293]

>>50570132
Their middle class has developed an insatiable appetite for consuming luxury staples and goods as a means of oneupmanship, bugwomen in particular are apex social status seekers.

These bugwomen eat entire chocolate mousse cakes every day and then proceed to throw it all up in the toilet, so they can do it again the next day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrKeUTGAr2o

[Anonymous No.50570294]

>>50570029
>grow my capital with zero risk of major losses due to major repairs
>rapidly increase salary due to job hopping to anywhere in the world at any moment
>capital grown in assets that can become liquid at a click of a button
>can buy a far better home and pay it off far quicker than being a "RENT IS A BLACK HOLE 4 UR MONEY!!!!!!!" fucking smooth brain retard

if you buy a home before you have a substantial baseline of income and capital, you are literally braindead

[Anonymous No.50570302]

>>50570289
the bulls are about to win so big i cant wait to load up on msft and goog and even spy calls

[Anonymous No.50570306]

>>50570242
>anons bought SOXL at $60 but not SIGA at $8.80
those who fudded siga, you understand you will probably cause a few anons to an hero right? thats all on you.

[Anonymous No.50570309]

chuck schumer said he expects the chip bill to be done by the end of the week. This is of course after he added a bunch of pages and billions more money going who knows where

[Anonymous No.50570315]

>>50570265
That's how it works in a bear market

[Anonymous No.50570317]

>>50570284
we are merely pretending though

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50570319]

>>50570302
>implying these two companies are actually profitable

[Anonymous No.50570325]

Welcome to smg (SIGA market general)

[Anonymous No.50570327]

Haha, finally we have amazing AAA MMORPG with NFT integration

> Assassins Creed Black Flag Game Director is the CEO of the Game Studio
>Massive Multiplayer Online game
>Doxxed Team
>Plenty of the upcoming NFT drops

[Anonymous No.50570330]

>>50570302
Shouldn’t you be loading up right now?

[Anonymous No.50570334]

>>50570242
Be honest with me. Am I gmi?

[Anonymous No.50570335]

>>50570294
>You actually doing either of the 1st two hypothetical things you listed
Doubt.jpeg

[Anonymous No.50570338]

>>50570284
before Monday, the average ST user on the siga board was way more knowledgeable and redpilled about fags than people here. probably because of the amount of plebbit tourists

[Anonymous No.50570340]

UVXY bros...

[Anonymous No.50570341]

Short SIGA here.

[Anonymous No.50570343]

>>50570327
>NFT integration
Go back to 2021

[Anonymous No.50570347]

>>50570319
>thinking a company even needs to be profitable

lol, stupid bobo. learn how the market works

[Anonymous No.50570348]

>>50570289

[Anonymous No.50570359]

Gold to 3k silver to 50 dollars, Watch and learn

[Anonymous No.50570363]

>IMF global GDP forecast

[Anonymous No.50570368]

Oil sisters...

[Anonymous No.50570369]

I lost 5000 dollars today.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50570375]

>>50570359
I like silver because it's affordable, and everybody should own a little bit of silver.

[Anonymous No.50570379]

>>50570341
We haven’t even heard the CDC speak yet. If they declare a crisis then we’re legit off to the races.

[Anonymous No.50570386]

>>50570369
To see if I could still feel.

[Anonymous No.50570389]

>>50570369
so far

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50570391]

>>50570369
you only have to do that 199 more times in 199 trading days and you can lose a million dollars.

[Anonymous No.50570392]

>>50570369
so make it back. I made back 3 months worth of losses last week with a couple TSLA calls.

[Anonymous No.50570393]

>>50570379
they've basically been touting SIGA and TPOXX as the golden child of monkey-pox. im fucking suprised

[Anonymous No.50570398]

>>50570359
it'll go to 1k before it goes to 3k.

[Anonymous No.50570399]

>>50570369
that's a years worth of food

[Anonymous No.50570405]

>>50570369
I lost $2,600 last Friday

[Anonymous No.50570422]

AAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.50570425]

>>50570393
And the vaccine Bavarian Nordic. You dumb SIGGER.

[Anonymous No.50570426]

>>50570392
Got a while until next TSLA earnings

[Anonymous No.50570430]

Can we have an /SMG/ for people who understand fundamentals.

I get so tired of people not understanding the relationship between price and earnings.
Any time you hear people talk about a new paradigm, clench your ass, the bubble is here.

The bubble isn't even 50% deflated. The price of stocks has been dictated by the near zero interest rates for margin lending.

Raising rates will do nothing to cool down a market that's spent 5 years gorging on free money. Theonly thing that saves the economy is a very rapid crash of the Dow without touching main street. If we do it slow we hammer the balls of main street and enter a decade of Japan style stagflation.

Enjoy my blog post.

[Anonymous No.50570432]

>>50570391

[Anonymous No.50570434]

>>50570379
Lol shut the fuck up. CDC will say they need more time to assess the situation and then it will fall 15% in a day again. Shorting SIGA over $16 is free money.

[Anonymous No.50570443]

Can we get an actual fucking 2.5% dump? WTF are these pussy decimal moves???

[Anonymous No.50570450]

>>50570425
yes, take your two more jabs cattle

[Anonymous No.50570452]

>>50570443
It's called Jerome's soft landing. thanks.

[Anonymous No.50570455]

*thiccc steaming bear snout whispering in your ear*
ᵂᵉnᵈnᵉˢᵈᵃʸ'ˢ ˡᵒʷˢ

[Anonymous No.50570456]

Fuck Biden and his environmentalists
Classic false flag operations they've got there, blaming oil ceo's for profiting off retarded liberal actions
And the retards that buy into such operations are the worst npc's

[Anonymous No.50570463]

>>50570430
When you figure out how to gatekeep a 4chan thread?

[Anonymous No.50570466]

>>50570443
Everything below the surface is crashing

[Anonymous No.50570472]

>>50570455
do it

[Anonymous No.50570474]

>>50570430
i will follow you, my lord. if you post positions and account size

[Anonymous No.50570475]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU TO SHORT SIGA AT 16.80 LOOK AT IT FALL

[Anonymous No.50570479]

>>50570443
Volatility isn't a good thing unless you're a permabear and want the downfall of society.
Not hyperbole.

[Anonymous No.50570485]

Who ever pumped the whole market by buying this "dip" must feel very stupid right now

[Anonymous No.50570487]

>>50570434
Show your position. They’re gonna follow the WHO cue and do the needful.

[Anonymous No.50570494]

Finally, SARK's golden run started. It's over for Cathie

[Anonymous No.50570495]

>>50570452
>Jerome's soft landing
aka more QE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50570498]

>>50570432
great now I want to drink soju now. well i guess i'ma get really fucked up tonight and send dic pics to my fiance in korea at 1pm her time

[Anonymous No.50570500]

>>50570399
damn I want pizza now
One of my local places has a large pizza + a dozen breadsticks for like $16, absolute steal.

[Anonymous No.50570502]

I dont know why soxl is tanking, but thats really good

[Anonymous No.50570505]

>>50570479
There is no downfall dumbass, most people do not even have stocks.

This is merely a wealth transfer from rich asset holders to pleb cash holders. That's the point of deflation, the opposite of how inflation prices out wagies

[Anonymous No.50570517]

>>50570474
100% out of the market, I'm 1.6m in cash interest bearing and 2.2m in property

Excluding my business holdings.

[Anonymous No.50570528]

>>50570487
next drop i am getting in. maybe next week

[Anonymous No.50570546]

SOXL go up dammit

[Anonymous No.50570548]

>>50570487
Ok

[Anonymous No.50570559]

Made 350$ off SIGA thanks SIGA bros

[Anonymous No.50570573]

Why yes I do FUD my own position

[Anonymous No.50570574]

>>50570546
so you'll be buying siga at $30?

[Anonymous No.50570577]

im shorting siga at 60/70. just saying

[Anonymous No.50570578]

>>50570517
You may want to diversify with commodities to hedge inflation, like Dalio's AWP

[Anonymous No.50570582]

>>50570269

[Anonymous No.50570585]

>>50570559
now go to the piss orgy to celebrate and dont forget to report the details here one week later

[Anonymous No.50570587]

>>50570546

[Anonymous No.50570601]

reminder no ones freaking out about monkepoz because its not actually deadly

[Anonymous No.50570620]

>>50570548
>>50570573
Lol

LMAO even

[Anonymous No.50570624]

>>50570573
that's literally the only thing I do here

[Anonymous No.50570629]

>>50570601
right? im literally eating two gay asses right now as we speak *nom nom nom*

[Anonymous No.50570634]

Oh good... I didn't commit a goodfaith or freeriding vilation yesterday.

[Anonymous No.50570636]

>>50570601
i won't touch SIGA until the government starts paying hospitals for apepox deaths and/or hospitals figure out a way to justify sticking them on ventilators

[Anonymous No.50570650]

>>50570601
Nobody wants sores that leave scars all over their body retard. If anything it's worse than covid because you can actually see it.

[Anonymous No.50570662]

>>50570634
>vilation

[Anonymous No.50570674]

>>50570650
This

Many care more about disfigurement than actual death/loss of taste/coofing.

[Anonymous No.50570679]

>>50570636
I wouldn't be surprised if the CDC just ignores the whole thing because addressing it officially in any way could be construed as homophobic.

[Anonymous No.50570683]

>>50570601
this, a big nothingburger in the end

[Anonymous No.50570690]

Siga creates a conundrum
On one had, I fucking hate promiscuous faggots and especially hate when they pinch my ass at work or at a bar
On the other hand, all these anons calling themselves gay sex chads is a major turn off
I'm just gonna buy more oil puts fuck you

[Anonymous No.50570696]

>>50570650
nobody wants a permanently damaged anus that no longer closes either but nothing stops the gays

[Anonymous No.50570701]

>>50570601
The fags who caught it said it's 10x worse than covid and more painful. The pain was so extreme they had to take Pharmaceutical heroin to stop the pain...

Also we don't know the backlash from this new infectious diseases. From what I seen so far it will stay with you forever like a STD. Some fag stated he tested positive twice for the monkey pee.

[Anonymous No.50570705]

>>50570601
>retards still think this is an argument
>retards don't know orthopox viruses caused civilizations to burn their cities and dead
siga bros we are so fucking early

[Anonymous No.50570721]

$17 SIGA SMG MAD AF

[Anonymous No.50570736]

>bills still think this is just a dipperino and are slurping accordingly
Goog 20% down in post-market buckle up bitches.

[Anonymous No.50570744]

>>50570705
ill be waiting for the price for the sell off.

[Anonymous No.50570745]

>>50570690
Whatever SIGA is, it's making people LOTS of money right now... It just broke 17 dollars

[Anonymous No.50570746]

>>50570705
>burn their cities and dead
like i said before
monke poz is not deadly

[Anonymous No.50570749]

>>50570601
Nobody freaked out about covid until they were told to. Bidens already looking to buy tpox antivirals.

[Anonymous No.50570755]

>>50570701
I would expect this to really fuck up the elderly if they started catching it but who knows. Viruses are sort of arbitrary in the age groups that they target.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50570757]

>>50570650
>implying we're going to get another once in a century pandemic 2 years after the last once in a century pandemic.

yeah, im sorry but you're retarded. first of all this disease only impacts the homosexual community. so the way we stop it isn't to treat the infected it's to treat the mentally ill homosexuals and prevent them from engaging in homosexual behaviors. if we just cure them from being gay and get them to become all about smashing puss, niggerpox would be eradicated overnight.

[Anonymous No.50570772]

>>50570757
holy fuck people this short sided and ignorant exist...

[Anonymous No.50570773]

>>50570705
just don't be gay and stay away from faggots

[Anonymous No.50570777]

>>50570757
Look at the case growth chart faggie. It's gone exponential and is beyond containment. It can live 96 hours on surfaces. Think of everything you touch everyday. Air travel will be shut down.

[Anonymous No.50570779]

>>50570745
LMAO! aaaand it dumps back to less than 16.50

[Anonymous No.50570785]

>>50570746
its deadly when millions of toddlers cant get the fucking department of defense's special stockpile which siga was supplying.
Use your head for 5 seconds please

[Anonymous No.50570803]

SMG mad that Soxl is yesterday’s news

[Anonymous No.50570804]

>>50570757
NPC logic, you thought there would only be one pandemic? lmao

[Anonymous No.50570807]

>>50570779
its a meme stock- will help for a buy in but I am this could turn REV quickly

[Anonymous No.50570833]

From the information I have gathered most of these cases of monkey pee have been in the genital areas. Which is unlike the Africa strain. Which is quite unusual. Which means this is most like a gain of function bioweapon. So far it looks most of the transmission are from sexual activities with faggots. But that can change as more data comes in.

[Anonymous No.50570835]

>>50570807
its not a meme stock you mong

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50570844]

>>50570772
>>50570777
>>50570804
You're not going to get another happening. I can't believe there are retards like you who actually expect any kind of response to niggerpox from this administration.

[Anonymous No.50570848]

From Charlotte observer

>NCDHHS released demographic data Thursday, when there were 24 cases in the state. All were among men between 18 and 50. Fifteen of them, or 63%, were Black
>But now the vaccine is available to men who have sex with men, or with transgender individuals, who report any of the following in the last 90 days

[Anonymous No.50570850]

>>50570785
oh really? wow that sounds horrible.
how many toddlers have died of it so far?

anyway my child has chickenpox, anyone want to bring their kids over for a chickenpox party so they get it and receive a lifelong immunity to the deadly adult version?

[Anonymous No.50570855]

>>50570803

[Anonymous No.50570858]

>>50570833
either a bio weapon or the covid vaxx was the bio weapon. NPC's will soon have to admit covid was made by dj eugenix and king fauci to kill them and make them powerless

[Anonymous No.50570859]

Recommend me some dips to slurp, bros

[Anonymous No.50570860]

>>50570807
We trick people like you into thinking it's a meme stock. In reality it's something else.

[Anonymous No.50570872]

>>50570242
Knights of Gay Sex ww@

[Anonymous No.50570873]

>>50570636
yes, buy the news sell the rumor /bizraeli way this is how to get rich

[Anonymous No.50570874]

>>50570850
chicken pox isnt orthopox, this just goes to show you how little you know
>>50570844
already said theyve considered calling a pandemic and will have mpx cordinator announced this week

[Anonymous No.50570877]

Sold yesterday. Bought back in at $15 this morning. This thing just generates money. I’m considering not even going to work again today. I made a weeks salary in one day yesterday and took my kids to the beach. I’m long and accumulating again now.

[Anonymous No.50570884]

>>50570757
SHUT THE FUCK UP BAGGIE
YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH

[Anonymous No.50570889]

>>50570874
If they fail to declare this a health crisis SIGA will drop like a rock

[Anonymous No.50570895]

>>50570874
how many toddlers have died so far though
why didnt you answer that

[Anonymous No.50570898]

>>50570889
they already said they would if the WHO didnt, you missed your chance to buy

[Anonymous No.50570899]

buy some goog today lads?

[Anonymous No.50570902]

>>50570844
COVID wasnt a happening- its was a weak lab leak that was turned into a manufactured political stunt to unseat a president. Just because it wasn't a real pandemic doesn't mean it wasn't used for the gain of those who could gain from it. Why wouldn't they do it again? Maybe this time it is a economic and climate "catastrophe".

[Anonymous No.50570904]

>>50570873
tell me how much money you made on GNUS, SSL, or any of the other myriad of fad stocks retards swung for the fences with

[Anonymous No.50570905]

YUMMY YUMMY
TIME TO GET SLURPIN'!

[Anonymous No.50570914]

>>50570772
>short sided
It’s short sighted you fucking idiot. Like not being able to see far. Christ the average iq on this board must be like 60

[Anonymous No.50570916]

For me? It’s GOOG puts.

[Anonymous No.50570920]

>>50570895
0 BECAUSE I SAID THEY ARE USING THE GOVERMENTS STOCKPILE RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING RETARDED TRANIME POSTER. I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT RUNS OUT

[Anonymous No.50570921]

>anti SIGA shills still exist
gay sex bros why are they so jealous?

[Anonymous No.50570926]

>>50570895
None, thanks to this fantastic drug made by a small pharma company.

[Anonymous No.50570927]

>>50570899
advertising is missing so maybe not

[Anonymous No.50570928]

>>50570898
And you’re going to miss your chance to sell... Everyone knows it’s only a crisis in the gay butt sex community

[Anonymous No.50570937]

>>50570920
oh okay
surely there have been some deaths in other countries then? places without access to the treatment?

[Anonymous No.50570938]

>>50570844
>namefag
Opinion disregarded

[Anonymous No.50570940]

Pick a direction up or down

[Anonymous No.50570941]

>>50570928
you've been saying this since 3 total cases

[Anonymous No.50570949]

>>50570916
Why tho

[Anonymous No.50570948]

>>50570928
only a matter of time until it mutates

[Anonymous No.50570954]

ummm oilbros????

[Anonymous No.50570959]

Don't you guys think bobo is kinda... cute?

[Anonymous No.50570962]

>>50570938
>newfag
opinion disregarded. if you don't know baggie you are absolutely a newfag

[Anonymous No.50570964]

>>50570948
a virus is infinitely more likely to get less deadly as it mutates than more deadly

[Anonymous No.50570970]

every stock tanking, sorry bobo. AH you're going to be crying

[Anonymous No.50570975]

>>50570959
Hard to tell under all those monkeypozz sores.

[Anonymous No.50570979]

>>50570937
hundreds-thousands in Africa, 5 "official deaths" globally since June. US isn't the only country with TPOXX

[Anonymous No.50570986]

>>50570964
is monkeypl0x deadly at all? I don't think death is what's driving the fear of it or the need for medicines

[Anonymous No.50570987]

>>50570904
I’m not a swingfag i’m long on siga

[Anonymous No.50570989]

Alphabet gonna plummet or squeeze through a decent earnings? I feel like its oversold already from snap panic. Anything from their cloud sector will just help to offset it and buoy it up.

[Anonymous No.50570990]

>>50570959
bobo is cutest when things are melting up,and theyre "BIG MAD >:( "
>>50570962
while an obvious newfag, baggot is a fucking loser. anyone caught defending him, is outting themselves as tranny fuckers.

[Anonymous No.50571003]

>>50570986
it's genital warts on your face that is basically an "I'M A FAGGOT" nametag
zero reason to make it go away

[Anonymous No.50571005]

>>50570949
Advertising and cloud.

[Anonymous No.50571009]

>>50570941
>>50570948
>>50570941
Just wait until enough of you idiots have been roped in and after all the stocktwatters close their shorts and they will giga dump that bullshit on you... it’s never going to be anywhere as massive as the wuflu vaccines since the only people getting it are engaged in faggot but sex orgies and you will be stuck bag holding the faggot butt sex vaccine

[Anonymous No.50571010]

>>50570986
Wait until the elderly and toddlers start getting it en masse. The young healthy traveling people always get these things first

[Anonymous No.50571013]

>>50570962
i’m not autist enough to circlejerk smg 24/7

[Anonymous No.50571030]

>>50571013
you don't have to be on /smg/ 24/7 to know our resident retard, but you've got to be a complete newfag to not know him
lurk more

[Anonymous No.50571037]

seriously bobo's did you think LOGI reporting their WORST earnings, along with chip shortages easing up (reducing price, thus reducing revenue, thus reducing profit margins) and the share buy-backs (that will take place in the next THREE years) was bearish news? lol.

you know what? fuck it. lmao, not lol.

[Anonymous No.50571039]

>>50571009
Why are you ass-blasted? You think they’re pumping this bag to fuck over stocktwits? Jesus, this smells of pure COPE.

[Anonymous No.50571043]

>>50571009
cope & sneed, how are those puts looking like, fag?

[Anonymous No.50571045]

>>50571013
lurk moar
baggie has been here for almost 5 years every day
if you don't know baggie, you don't lurk this general

[Anonymous No.50571047]

>>50571009
I bet you'll still be saying it only effects fags in 2023 and 3 billion cases. its already in the rodents and how well medical employees get it its only a matter of time before someone in your family gets it. be glad we fucking have siga when you get lesions in your urethra and you need that plus opiods just to take a leak

[Anonymous No.50571052]

Bought my siga 15 call for 40 when it was at 13.50
Sold for 90 when it hit 14.50
Missed out on 160$ in gains
Whatever, I bought an Xbox series x
I am gay

[Anonymous No.50571056]

>not filtering all name/tripfags

[Anonymous No.50571057]

Get fucked bobos

[Anonymous No.50571063]

>>50571045
holy shit 5 years and still have not made it? what a loser

[Anonymous No.50571064]

>>50570844
They need a new excuse for mail in ballots. It’s actually pretty reasonable even though it’s literally nothing

[Anonymous No.50571067]

>>50570986

>M*nk*yp*x is usually a self-limited disease with the symptoms lasting from 2 to 4 weeks. Severe cases can occur. In recent times, the case fatality ratio has been around 3–6%.
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/m*nk*yp*x

Correct the link if you want to visit, I have to * to avoid the spam filter.

I'm pretty sure that's higher than the overall rate for corona, although numbers like these are always subject to change. If the number of infections remains low overall it will be a relative nothing burger but if everyone caught it that would be a lot of deaths at that rate.

[Anonymous No.50571069]

>>50571030
boom roasted

[Anonymous No.50571075]

are you 13?

[Anonymous No.50571082]

[Anonymous No.50571083]

>>50571063
little is known about baggie's actual status
the dude is dependably wrong to the point that he could actually be the unluckiest person alive OR he's a 200 IQ genius goodnaturedly trolling us all

[Anonymous No.50571090]

when is the rate hike announcement bitches

[Anonymous No.50571103]

>>50571067
>nothing burg-
I would post the lesions on the penis picture from the CDC but I dont want another ban

[Anonymous No.50571104]

>>50571082
Selling it to China?

[Anonymous No.50571108]

>>50571043
I sold my puts on Friday for a 2x and bought 10 more today. If you aren't taking profits on siga right now you are just fucking greedy/dumb and will get what you deserve

[Anonymous No.50571110]

>>50571003
that's exactly my point. right now it may be in the gay community but there's nothing saying it can't mutate into something that would transmit all around. deadliness has nothing to do with the hysteria
>>50570990
im not defending him, I'm just calling out a newfag. nice projection though
>>50571009
>just wait until xyz
ok mr prophet lets see your million dollar portfolio kek

[Anonymous No.50571121]

tfw finally in the green.

[Anonymous No.50571122]

>>50571082
Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.50571127]

>>50571103
imagine wanting to suck dick so badly that you're willing to develop holes in your cheeks
all these faggots saying "you don't want this" but not one of them saying, "stop sucking dick and getting dicks shoved up your ass"

[Anonymous No.50571131]

>>50571063
>>50571083
he has made some pretty good money on TSLA though from what I've seen. I followed him on a few plays and balled out.

[Anonymous No.50571132]

>>50571039
>>50571043
Yes some shit stock that’s at 170% of daily volume certainly isn’t primed for some fuck who owns a huge chunk of stock to offload shares in a dark pool and bust all your cheeks before you even realized what’s happened..
>>50571047
This is the cope you dipshits are holding out for

[Anonymous No.50571137]

When is the fed meeting time tommorow?

I'm trying to DCA a few minutes before the press conference. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.50571144]

>>50571104
That was the first 180 million barrels, these are for our allies.

[Anonymous No.50571148]

>>50571131
everybody follows baggie on a play or two when they're new
i can go check when i bought TLT puts if i want to see how long i've been here

[Anonymous No.50571147]

>>50571103
>disgusting hole in the face
just don't be gay, simple as

[Anonymous No.50571149]

>>50570959
yes
almost as cute as my 25 SPY puts for august & september

[Anonymous No.50571153]

>>50571132
>cope
you've been saying the same shit since 3 cases. if we extrapolate that from 19k+ cases now we will be at 120 million cases

[Anonymous No.50571155]

>>50571144
wew, I was getting a bit worried

[Anonymous No.50571160]

Dump this bitch already

[Anonymous No.50571162]

>>50571009
this the wuflu was something we haven't seen in like 100 years, WHO and company is being extra cautious with m*nkeypx but I don't think it gets to be nearly as big.

[Anonymous No.50571166]

>>50571103
>You don't want this shit
>Get vaccinated

Lol. I'll stick with not having anal sex with 10 people a week, thanks.

[Anonymous No.50571169]

Imagine betting against SIGA and gay sex. Cope faggots

[Anonymous No.50571174]

>>50571147
he can infect you 6 weeks after this tik tok, you're really betting on fags not getting off infecting heteros??

[Anonymous No.50571181]

>>50571082
This is the Dems running out the clock on lowered fuel prices right before midterms. They’re gonna hang this around the next congress’s neck.

[Anonymous No.50571187]

How is the fed going to start easing with high inflation? It wont, markets are in denial

[Anonymous No.50571189]

>>50571110
>nice projection though
Not sure you know what that means
>/smg/
OOOOHHHH, nvm...

[Anonymous No.50571195]

>>50571132
cope, how much did you lose today shorting? Kys parasite fuck

[Anonymous No.50571203]

>>50571169
It's testing 17 bucks again

[Anonymous No.50571217]

Holy shit whichever idiot shilled me on SNGX a few weeks ago for the Marburg Virus outbreak is a genius.

[Anonymous No.50571218]

>>50571103
Holy shit, the gays are doing the advertising for us as well. This is fucking free money. Moderna for 2022.

[Anonymous No.50571230]

>SIGA $17
LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Anonymous No.50571232]

>>50570877
good for you

[Anonymous No.50571233]

>>50571162
it doesnt have to be nearly as big. whats so hard to understand about that?

[Anonymous No.50571235]

>>50570430
Agreed, we’re going to spx 3000 minimum before this is over

[Anonymous No.50571243]

>>50571153
that faggot would still be saying the same shit @ $500 after 120 million cases

[Anonymous No.50571244]

>>50571181
you get it

[Anonymous No.50571250]

I'm tired of seeing the disgusting shit.

[Anonymous No.50571252]

>>50571174
The only reason AIDS got so big is because it was spreadable without any symptoms and was practically a death sentence if you caught it in the 80’s and early 90’s... Also it was where men were fucking faggots in the closet/secrete gay sex life and then in turn infecting straight women who would infect more straight me and it became a chain reaction.... fag pox literally takes degenerates eating and fucking raw man butt and penises that have big puss filled sores protruding and oozing everywhere

[Anonymous No.50571262]

Im already all in on spy puts
Should i sell cash covered puts on sqqq and sark with margin too?

[Anonymous No.50571275]

>tfw SIGA is making me rich months ahead of schedule

[Anonymous No.50571277]

>>50571174
Again, simply don't be gay

[Anonymous No.50571287]

oil liker bros... how could this happen...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50571288]

>>50570990
fuck you rocker, you're the only tranny fucker itt

[Anonymous No.50571301]

>>50570292
THIS TIHS THIS SO MUCH THIS

[Anonymous No.50571310]

>>50570679
tfw balls deep in SlGA

[Anonymous No.50571327]

>>50571037
The price has been going down 12 months straight in anticipation of that.

[Anonymous No.50571330]

Hello?

[Anonymous No.50571337]

Whered the thread go? VIX doin good.

[Anonymous No.50571352]

Where are the formerly-exuberant cows of /smg/? I miss you retards.

[Anonymous No.50571354]

i finally did it. after lurking for months, i did it. all in on long term CAT puts. my highschool econ teacher said some dead Bri'ish guy said trade increases overall production, so deglobalization must decrease it. no mercy for mumu.

[Anonymous No.50571367]

wtf… we’re dumping hard af and this general is fucking dead

[Anonymous No.50571369]

>>50570877
beautiful beach, good luck with SIGA my friend.

[Anonymous No.50571376]

Anyone know what happened with financials while I was out smoking? Did Visa shit the bed on earnings?

[Anonymous No.50571378]

>>50571063
>>50571083
Baggies has a high 6 figure portfolio, but he posts garbage and meme plays and screenshots of a 5 figure rabbihood account because he enjoys trolling the newfrens and having a laugh.

[Anonymous No.50571383]

>market is crashing
>smg decides to crash all of 4chan

what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.50571385]

I shorted SIGA at the top :^)

[Anonymous No.50571394]

I could heem every faggot that keeps trying to slurp the dip. But I don't have to because the market will do it for me.

[Anonymous No.50571400]

Test

[Anonymous No.50571401]

>>50571385
Hi shkreli

[Anonymous No.50571404]

if this doesn't hold, there is a vaccum in the S&P 500 until ~3865pts

[Anonymous No.50571405]

Pump after FOMC. I believe.

[Anonymous No.50571407]

What the fuck caused the dump this time?

[Anonymous No.50571412]

>>50571407
Market realized Joe Biden is president

[Anonymous No.50571414]

GOOKMOOT YOU DATAFARMING FAG

PAY THE GODDAMM SERVER BILL

[Anonymous No.50571417]

I just checked google and everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.50571423]

Hike it

[Anonymous No.50571424]

Daily reminder I've been shilling sqqq uvxy and spy puts for a week

[Anonymous No.50571425]

Aren’t FOMC days always green followed by a bloodbath the next day? Thinking about opening $5k in put credit spreads this afternoon, expiring tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50571427]

>>50570430
>Can we have an /SMG/ for people who understand fundamentals.

We could make a /smgPRO/ thread which will have less posters but each poster must post an image of their portfolio gains from the past 3 years in their first post.

[Anonymous No.50571429]

Do I really need to get a BMW/own home to even have a chance at the average 7/10 in the west?

[Anonymous No.50571436]

>>50571424
>1 contract

[Anonymous No.50571439]

>>50571424
nice. brag some more.
no, actually, show some more screenshots.
show some sqqq and uvxy gains.

[Anonymous No.50571443]

The chan keeps crashing, something big is coming…wait…who is calling me?

[Anonymous No.50571444]

>>50571425
no the opposite, I don't know where that idea came from but I've seen you guys post this multiple times when the past few months the market dumped before the FOMC

[Anonymous No.50571446]

>>50571423
>wood forks

[Anonymous No.50571448]

>>50571401
Shkreli literally played biotech stocks for years. If my cocksucking brokerage would let me, I’d short it too.

[Anonymous No.50571450]

wtff is going on with 4chan? did we do something?

[Anonymous No.50571452]

>>50571436
problem?

[Anonymous No.50571459]

>>50571407
We are in a sell the rip market not a buy the dip market

[Anonymous No.50571460]

this is the exact week that decides if the stock market goes up/down the rest of the year

[Anonymous No.50571463]

Putting all of my money in leveraged NASDAQ positions might not have been the best idea...

[Anonymous No.50571466]

g-guys, my KO puts.....

[Anonymous No.50571465]

>>50571423
S'cuze me lad, yew 'av a loicense fo dat shointy cointy stick n' pointy?

[Anonymous No.50571469]

I hate Stocktwits so goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.50571471]

>>50571423
Brits are sad at this point, not a spine in that whole country.

[Anonymous No.50571472]

THE OIL MUST FLOW

[Anonymous No.50571475]

>>50571450
>wtff is going on with 4chan? did we do something?
what seems to be the issue?
over here everything appears to work as usual...
(win11, latest firefox, ublock origin)

[Anonymous No.50571476]

>>50571450
TIMELINE SHIFT IMMINENT

[Anonymous No.50571483]

JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW I TOLD YOU HE HAD LOST IT PURGING ALL HIS STAFF OVER THE LAST COPULE WEEKS

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/ukraine-will-pursue-war-crimes-charges-against-leaders-of-jpmorgan-chase-citi-and-hsbc-over-russia-financing-zelenskyy-s-economic-advisor-says/ar-AAZZjpa?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=f3c4fe7b2b8e43c29228e41eaae752b9

you morons never listen

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50571485]

>>50571448
He's been in the slammer for so long, wouldn't surprise me if he's a bit rusty, but I would short SIGA here too. The whole thing is a hyped up nothing burger.

[Anonymous No.50571488]

>>50571466
Why did you buy puts on KO?

[Anonymous No.50571491]

>>50571444
The meeting is in the afternoon, I can’t check now but I distinctly remember a rally into the meetings only do dump the next day

[Anonymous No.50571493]

How much can we expect SOXL to pump short-term if CHIPS+ passes in the senate?

[Anonymous No.50571494]

>>50571466
>KO
>puts
nigga you dumb, even from a permabear perspective

[Anonymous No.50571496]

>>50571483
Yeah that’ll go well... That faggot has completely lost his mind

[Anonymous No.50571505]

>>50571385
>>50571448
Shkreli is posting here and they had to shutdown 4chan to upload his logs to the bsck up server. They are putting his ass in jail again real soon. Check em and screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.50571515]

>>50571494
>>50571488
>1488
hell yeah brother, that aside, i talked about this last night that the trend has always been a price dump despite good earnings for KO.

[Anonymous No.50571516]

Top is in

[Anonymous No.50571518]

>>50571450
4chan has been having issues since yestarday

[Anonymous No.50571525]

Imagine buying SIGA at $17 us dollars a share... hahahhaHhhHahhaHHHHHhH

[Anonymous No.50571526]

>>50571475
Wasn't loading, said "connection error". Obvious that it was similar for most everyone else, as twitter tards said they were having similar issues.
I'm on win10, but same for everything else.
>>50571476
The one where no troons exist, and we get a bull market, again? Sounds good desu

[Anonymous No.50571536]

>>50571287
>texas tea tomodachi... owaru

[Anonymous No.50571539]

>>50571405
not this time

[Anonymous No.50571540]

>>50571459
you have to buy the dip to sell the rip though

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50571546]

>>50571496
I think he's suicidal, they're going to find his dead body in a bunker somewhere just like that other Nazi, Hitler.

[Anonymous No.50571552]

>>50571460
underrated post

[Anonymous No.50571558]

>>50571516
This will end well... Reminds me of AQB once this turd fizzles out there will still be people dca and longing unprotected butt sex vaccine

[Anonymous No.50571560]

>>50571525
You're down 16%, retard.

[Anonymous No.50571566]

>>50571037
>baghold for 3 years
>break even
>BOBOS BTFOBO'D

[Anonymous No.50571568]

hi

[Anonymous No.50571570]

>>50571526
>Wasn't loading, said "connection error".
No such errors here in Krautland.
Maybe they're routing issues by ISPs.
It's a shame that 4chan doesn't a "read only" presence on the Tor network.

[Anonymous No.50571572]

can't believe GameStop launched an NFT game trailer already guys i guys we need t- guys we- guys pl-
fuck it i'm just gonna resume time raiders because GameStop is p good at fucking itself over anyway

[Anonymous No.50571576]

>>50571568
hey cutie. wanna have gay sex? i got the cutepox ;)

[Anonymous No.50571584]

Test

[Anonymous No.50571590]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50571595]

>>50571407
Probably the fact the economy is melting down and it's not even september yet. Possible also people getting out in anticipation of bad GOOGL earnings, which will cause a catastrophic -3% opening on the nasdack tomorrow, coupled with a one-two punch from facebook sucking dicks too and a rate hike maybe we go down another 2% and then 3% in after market into thursday when bad economic data takes us down another 4% and then into friday we shit the bed a little more.

[Anonymous No.50571597]

I am getting fuckin heemed today

[Anonymous No.50571602]

>>50571560
I'm actually up over 100% (realized) on SIGA puts. This is the third time I've shorted it.

[Anonymous No.50571611]

>>50571471
The US is similar. Anglo properness and refusal to fight for what is yours. The Amrev came after literally 150 years of british mismanagement of the colonies and only because the british refused to budge on policies which were absolutely rekting the colonial economy.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50571612]

So when do you guys like to take profits? My conservative portfolio of 100% SPY puts that expire tomorrow is up roughly 70% today, and I'm thinking I should take a little off the table, but when do you guys like to engage in the act of harvesting profits?

[Anonymous No.50571620]

>>50571597
heem everyone even yourself

[Anonymous No.50571622]

>MSFT -3%
>GOOGL -2%
There's still 4 hours left for trading

[Anonymous No.50571626]

>>50571546
Baggot you still good zero SIGA shares. It's pretty embarrassing at this point. I put my penis on your face last night to prove a point. Hope you didn't catch mpox

[Anonymous No.50571627]

>>50571602
Ok, so how much did you make?

[Anonymous No.50571630]

look at tesla computer buddy

[Anonymous No.50571637]

>>50571612
we will be way lower by Friday

[Anonymous No.50571642]

>>50571491
We rallied last week in anticipation of le pivot meme, googl is going to run a train on this entire market with shit ad earnings like snapchat. No rally, only chain bear combo. Then thursday is the gdp which will be negative.

[Anonymous No.50571644]

>>50571515
>the trend has always been a price dump despite good earnings for KO.
on last earnings they literally reached a new ATH
I think you're just retarded anon...

[Anonymous No.50571650]

>>50571612
1 second before the bell

[Anonymous No.50571655]

you will eat bug if you are still long in this market

[Anonymous No.50571659]

>>50571595
The party is just getting started now that bulls are starting to realize how fucked everything actually is and how delusional they’ve been for the last 8 months and now even bad news is ackshully good news as their new cope

[Anonymous No.50571673]

>>50571627
~4000 realized this month. Mind your own money though faggot sorry you longed the top

>>50571612
I'm selling at ~375SPY

[Anonymous No.50571675]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50571687]

>>50571626
I'll let you know if this fills.

[Anonymous No.50571692]

Buying more SPY puts after the meeting tomorrow because there might be a fake rally in the morning.

[Anonymous No.50571697]

>>50571687
By all accounts feel free to lose your money

[Anonymous No.50571700]

>>50571673
I'm up about $4k as well. What exchange are you trading on and what puts are you placing? Maybe we've got ourselves a duel of sorts. May the best man (me) win!

[Anonymous No.50571710]

>>50571692
Depends what google and Microsoft does. If they fuck up we’re drilling overnight and premarket

[Anonymous No.50571713]

>he bought the fake rally

[Anonymous No.50571730]

IM GONNA SLURP THIS DOGE GME DIP DIAMOND SQUIZZLE HANDS ROCKET MOON EMOJI

[Anonymous No.50571736]

anyone else save some good mumu cringe from the last few weeks?

[Anonymous No.50571737]

Is the entire market dumping in preparation of JPow's dry anal?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50571743]

>>50571697
Filled

[Anonymous No.50571767]

I'm gonna bake, all other bakers fuck off

[Anonymous No.50571774]

[Anonymous No.50571780]

CHIPS is going to pass

[Anonymous No.50571781]

Can someone explain to me bobos and day traders who don’t have any long term investments. Kinda baffles me how many there are out there.

[Anonymous No.50571786]

>>50571781
Gamblers. They are called gamblers

[Anonymous No.50571788]

>>50571713
Dont worry bobo I've got my stops in.

[Anonymous No.50571799]

>>50571475
>>50571526
>>50571570
4chan uses cloudflare. that's where the issues come, probably

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50571802]

>>50571786
We're not gamblers, we are just short term investors who are trying to get rich quick trading with our spare change.

[Anonymous No.50571806]

>>50571780
Of course it is, I don’t follow the Pelosi’s options but when they actually purchase shares, follow that

[Anonymous No.50571814]

>>50571780
Undoubtedly. No way does the government pass up on the chance to pick corporate winners, print money and pork barrel.

[Anonymous No.50571818]

>>50571780
when are they voting on it?

[Anonymous No.50571819]

Fresh
>>50571811
>>50571811
>>50571811

[Anonymous No.50571836]

>>50571781
You can be bullish and bearish on differnt things. Why should you limit yourself to buying?

[Anonymous No.50571841]

>>50571818
It just passed the Senate vote.

[Anonymous No.50571853]

>>50571799
checked,
you're probably correct.

[Anonymous No.50571855]

Looks like GOOG has been crabbing between 105-120. Thinking about snagging some leaps after earnings

[Anonymous No.50571875]

Is UVXY done for the day? I can see it probably dropping a bit before close. Im debating selling and repositioning some of my calls on it for cheaper

[Anonymous No.50571881]

>>50571855
oops haha

[Anonymous No.50571929]

>>50571780
So, bullish for intel and nvidia?

[Anonymous No.50572050]

>>50571929
Priced in and profits were already taken last week.