Mega Millions jackpot is now $810 million

[Anonymous No.50565729]

Did you buy a ticket anon?

[Anonymous No.50565761]

>>50565729
I live in a state that doesn’t have mega millions. I usually wouldn’t care but I think I’ll drive the hour to the state line and try my luck
Desperate times

[Anonymous No.50565777]

>>50565729
No because I’m not a retard that can’t do math

[Anonymous No.50565789]

>>50565729
The only "mega" I see here is OP- the mega faggot

[Anonymous No.50565809]

>>50565777
>cant spend $2 on a lottery ticket for a small chance of generational wealth

wow, you are super high intelligence

I bet you never buy a beer too to enjoy on a hot summer night, because you are a smart individual!

[Anonymous No.50565833]

>>50565809
The beer has 100% chance of doing what it says on the bottle, the lottery ticket is designed to give faggots like you escapist delusions and nothing more

You will never make it

[Anonymous No.50565843]

>>50565833
>Im to poor to have spare change to enjoy myself

i bet you never go to restaurants or watch movies too

[Anonymous No.50565868]

>>50565729
Bought 3 quick picks. Feels no different than playing shitcoin casino desu

[Anonymous No.50565884]

>>50565777
Kind of ironic post as putting the proper numbers to win it requires math
>>50565833
Tell that to the lottery winners and see if they would have took your advice. You never will because you're a coping drinker escapist yourself

[Anonymous No.50565926]

>>50565884
>noooo the chances are extremely low!!! Its le poor people idiot tax!!!!! you cant enjoy yourself using your disposable income!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50565930]

>>50565777
Lucky digits anon


Good luck to everyone who plays the next jackpot

It’s not a healthy recurring expense but fine in moderation
All of us have lost more on BSC tokens than the cost of a ticket

[Anonymous No.50565938]

>>50565729
it has a negative expected value
>cant spend $2 on a lottery ticket for a small chance of generational wealth
how small? if you don't take this into account you're a sucker

[Anonymous No.50565954]

>>50565843
who watches movies or frequents restaurants these days? nigga this is /biz/. fuck off to reddit normie

[Anonymous No.50565955]

>>50565777
spbp and checked
op is a faggot shilling a scam

[Anonymous No.50566001]

>>50565777
you're the reason why the bullcurve meme was created

>>50565938
How small doesn't matter. Every single prior winner had an almost impossible chance to win. see >>50565930

[Anonymous No.50566018]

>>50565938
You idiots act like people are saying the odds are in their favor
Unless you buy these habitually or with a decent % of your income everyone will be fine

Don’t spend more than you can afford to lose.
Have you idiots done the odds on a crypto doing a 1000x?
Because I actually have, just like I’ve looked at the odds on these lottos.
Both crypto “investing” and buying crap like lotto tickets is degen gambling
It’s how much you risk that matters

[Anonymous No.50566182]

>>50565729
>win jackpot
>get taxed for $1billion

gee thanks

[Anonymous No.50566233]

>>50565729
I'm amazed by the amount of retards in this thread. Sure I guess if you spend 2 bucks once or twice a year. But how are so many of you saying
>doesnt matter if the odds are astronomical, everyone that has won had those odds so that justifies buying a ticket
There are so many things I dont know where to start, gambling addictions aside. Some of you guys are actually implying the worse the odds, that's just even more of a reason to buy a ticket because someone has to win and that someone could be you!
Why does this feel like an ad campaign? Has the mean /biz/ intelligence fallen even lower? There is unironic nigger logic ITT and any challenge to these statements is being met with ad-hom or just pics of le nazi incel chud pics.

What the fuck, lotto has got to be the lowest tier or gambling.. you almost can't even call it gambling. Just wipe your ass with the $2, at least that has some utility and isnt a total waste

[Anonymous No.50566248]

>>50566233
I'm sorry you're that poor anon. You probably spend more on your anime figurines.

[Anonymous No.50566278]

>>50566018
>Have you idiots done the odds on a crypto doing a 1000x?
Have YOU looked at the odds of winning?
>To start with, your chance of winning the grand prize is minuscule, at one in 302.5 million. You have better odds of a smaller payoff, such as winning $1 million for matching five regular numbers but missing the Mega Ball. But even that is one in 12.6 million
Yeah there's a fuck load of crypto but there's not 302 million different tokens. Hell I bet there isn't even a million. You literally have better odds picking a random crypto and crossing your fingers.
THEY ARE LITERALLY DESIGNED TO PROFIT from the people that are like "well there's a chance!"

[Anonymous No.50566305]

>>50566233
kek why do you poorfags hate people using money on fun shit like drinking, eating, lottery tickets, fireworks, clothing and watches?

its like your papa had a gambling addiction and raped your sister is that why you hate this so much?

just let people decide for themselves. Yeah no shit the odds are low. Yet sometimes people can still win. Not the jackpot but a few k also happens occasionally. Might as well play the lottery for fun. But yeah you dont know what fun is. Fucking poltards lmao

[Anonymous No.50566315]

because europoors cannot buy those. we only had shitty eurojackpot 120,000,000 € jackpot and some danish guy got it.

[Anonymous No.50566319]

>>50566278
>wow my 10$ investment turned into 100$!!!! definately comparable to the lottery!!

yeah much odds but thats not the money people are trying to win

And dont try to compare this to the first shiba inu buyer or something because those odds are even less than the lottery

[Anonymous No.50566354]

>>50566319
Ok listen up you fuckwit.
You know roulette right? Its the game with the circle and the ball and the ball lands on the number you chose you win.
Now imagine there are 320 MILLION numbers in the circle and if the ball lands on the right one then you win.
Would you place a bet?

[Anonymous No.50566365]

>>50566305
>kek why do you poorfags hate people using money on fun shit like drinking, eating, lottery tickets, fireworks, clothing and watches?
Same fags that become obsessed with nofap and say goyslop unironically

>>50566354
>comparing the lottery to a game where you can die
lmao

[Anonymous No.50566367]

>>50566354

Why does this subject bother you?

[Anonymous No.50566373]

>>50566354
>>50566365
nvm I thought it said russian roulette. Yes I would play that game if it was as cheap as the lottery.

[Anonymous No.50566412]

>>50565884
>putting the proper numbers to win it requires math

Kek, sure thing anon. Enjoy doing your Kyleculus to escape your trailer park

[Anonymous No.50566473]

>>50566367
because the only thing worse than poorfags are retarded poorfags and i think if we work together we can be better

[Anonymous No.50566481]

>take the cash option
>after tax, you now have around $280,000,000 USD in cash

What do you even do? The obvious answer is to hire a management team, but I wouldn’t even know who to trust or where to start.

[Anonymous No.50566487]

>>50565729
No.
Lotteries are just another tax scheme. The government always collects 25%. They win no matter what.

[Anonymous No.50566491]

I'll grab one in the morning.

[Anonymous No.50566555]

>>50566487
No shit sherlock. Who do you think is running and profiting from the lottery?

[Anonymous No.50566570]

>>50565729
Thanks but I already hold XRP

[Anonymous No.50566592]

>>50565833
Hopium is a drug I would honestly pay for and a lottery ticket is better hopium than beer or zerohedge articles for qoomers about how Trump and DeSantis are gonna deport all the jews to gitmo.

[Anonymous No.50566597]

I generally only buy lotto tickets around Christmas time to give them as gifts for people. It's kinda fun to get together and do a few scratch offs or something.

[Anonymous No.50566599]

how do I buy a ticket I'm not even american

[Anonymous No.50566731]

>>50565777
At 1 billion it becomes worth it.

[Anonymous No.50566775]

>>50566599
same here

[Anonymous No.50566783]

No. The larger the jackpot the lower the chance of winning. It's already astronomically low to win even a million dollars let alone 810 million

[Anonymous No.50566799]

>>50566354
Depends if I double my $2 or if I get 100s of millions

if I have a chance to double my $2 then obviously not, if its millions then obviously yes

[Anonymous No.50566801]

>>50565729
The lottery is a tax on the poors

[Anonymous No.50566806]

>>50565777
hty yep

[Anonymous No.50566815]

>>50566783
>The larger the jackpot the lower the chance of winning.
Not true you retarded fuck

[Anonymous No.50566822]

>>50565809
I dont drink beer

[Anonymous No.50566836]

Meh maybe I'll play one.
You guys pick your numbers or have the machine pick?

[Anonymous No.50566872]

>>50565777
It's fine if its exposable and not a habit. You got psyopped into being against it because of the problem gamblers.

[Anonymous No.50566878]

>>50566872
>Exposable
Expendable, sorry tis late my niggers

[Anonymous No.50566999]

>>50566354
Yes, it’s worth it to play the lottery a few times a year. It is NOT worth it to spend tens or hundreds of dollars on scratch tickets every week like degens do

[Anonymous No.50567026]

>>50566836
auto gives better chances
>If you are going strictly by the numbers, more Quick Pickers than self-pickers win lottery jackpots. About 70% of lottery winners used Quick Pick to choose their numbers.