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/SMG/ STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:11:57 2022 No.50564522 [Reply] [Original]

SODOMITE EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

last >>50561936

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:13:21 2022 No.50564535 File: 370 KB, 316x300, 1658791882963263.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLLq_euwbGQ&list=RDlLLq_euwbGQ&start_radio=1

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:13:48 2022 No.50564539 File: 264 KB, 752x632, 1654219811319.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] first for the trend is your friend, and praying my KO puts make me rich

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:14:02 2022 No.50564541 What you guys think about Uber puts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:15:42 2022 No.50564558 post more stock and finance images

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:17:20 2022 No.50564569 >>50564541 puts all tech stocks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:17:36 2022 No.50564571 File: 2.72 MB, 1280x720, 1656903553848.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are buying puts before the fed meeting right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:17:41 2022 No.50564573 File: 200 KB, 866x1280, 1657936334494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564558

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:17:45 2022 No.50564577 File: 91 KB, 1024x699, 1658806841460294m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564539 Dude...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:17:45 2022 No.50564576 File: 1.76 MB, 352x640, 1654752921689.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SIGA Chad's, celebrate https://youtu.be/ueE643C4KrA https://youtu.be/ueE643C4KrA https://youtu.be/ueE643C4KrA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:18:43 2022 No.50564589 >>50564571 wtf is this real?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:20:53 2022 No.50564611 Some anon posted that some Rothshield fond was buying Tonix a couple of weeks ago and yesterday it exploded. How did they know it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:21:24 2022 No.50564618 >>50564569 What about Walmart? Too late?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:22:56 2022 No.50564635 File: 135 KB, 1200x1324, 1200px-Pepé_Le_Pew.svg-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564611 They didn't know, they just bought too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:23:12 2022 No.50564638 >>50564571 When is the next fed meeting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:24:21 2022 No.50564650 >>50564611 >he doesn't know lord baron vons rothschilds is a /smg regular

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:25:21 2022 No.50564658

So you're telling me while stocks are sliding in the red, I just have to keep dollar cost averaging before they recover and I'll literally make it? What's the catch? That this really is the LAST TIME that US equities will ever be profitable?

C'mon... nobody actually believes that, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:25:28 2022 No.50564660 if you hold SIGA, you are 99.9% a pajeet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:25:54 2022 No.50564663 File: 2.66 MB, 1280x690, 1653513564438.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564576 I knew what that webm was and i still clicked it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:27:03 2022 No.50564673 >>50564571 No fucking way. 75 bps is priced in and 100 bps is partially priced in. There is a decent chance we rocket up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:27:38 2022 No.50564678 >>50564658 The catch is it could take 15 years to get back to this point

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:28:00 2022 No.50564684 File: 144 KB, 909x909, 1658556136116788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welcome to /smg/ we like to have fun around here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:28:03 2022 No.50564685 >>50564618 Yeah, too late. Securities always over correct. WMT will probs get a small bounce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:28:10 2022 No.50564686 >>50564571 No. In fact, I have an extremely conservative portfolio of: 80% QLD 20% TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:29:12 2022 No.50564693 >>50564678 Not to this point. Perhaps to ATHs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:29:44 2022 No.50564696 >>50564685 Yeah I figured. Puts on Uber and KO are pretty cheap right now. Might buy a couple lottery tickets I’ve been out of the market completely for a couple months

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:30:15 2022 No.50564704 >>50564678 Ok, and? I'm still collecting dividends, I'm still writing credit spreads. I'm not saying stocks should rocket immediately upward, but why on Earth would anybody be selling INTO a recession?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:30:25 2022 No.50564706 So what are the chances the market shits itself in after hours? Will it really be over?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:31:14 2022 No.50564712 >>50564706 wake me up when shemitah ends

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:31:59 2022 No.50564721 >>50564660 a rich one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:32:25 2022 No.50564723 >>50564658 Its called opportunity cost, genius. And even then, there’s no guarantee that what ever you buy will recover to your buy in price.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:32:43 2022 No.50564728 File: 225 KB, 1536x1026, 029065DD-169C-41A8-BA91-FDFABE67220B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564522 Qui? Who is reporting tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:32:52 2022 No.50564730 >>50564704 Because most people are retarded. If you have a good strategy then keep going dude I don’t care

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:33:24 2022 No.50564737 >>50564539 well, if it's any consolation the put to call ratios are in your favor..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:33:51 2022 No.50564740 >>50564522 QRD on SIGA?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:34:42 2022 No.50564746 >>50564696 Puts on Uber seem like that smart thing to do. Idk about outs on KO anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:35:03 2022 No.50564751 >>50564723 >Its called opportunity cost Yea? What other oPpOrTuNiTy is currently available to you? Your bank offered you 7% CDs or some shit? Lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:35:52 2022 No.50564756 File: 11 KB, 1500x684, 4ptsjj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564576

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:35:59 2022 No.50564759 File: 35 KB, 500x294, 1658793859011594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564558 In honor of FOMC this week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:36:33 2022 No.50564765 Currently acquiring a position in a microcap (sub 100M cap) that I think will be at least a 3x play within the next few years. Literally haven't touched a microcap in like 5 years. Once I have the position I'll shill it here for watchlists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:37:38 2022 No.50564772 >>50564765 You just admitted to planing out a felony anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:38:04 2022 No.50564777 >>50564746 What about Boeing? Earnings tomorrow, they got pummeled last earnings

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:38:05 2022 No.50564778 >>50564759 Good meme anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:39:47 2022 No.50564792 >>50564638 tonight. 7pm. basement of the federal reserve. bring a backpack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:40:47 2022 No.50564798 File: 330 KB, 1200x800, GettyImages-1095556854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564611 >fond

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:40:54 2022 No.50564801 >>50564777 Boeing will not exist by the year 2030. It's a zombie company that not even the federal government can save at this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:41:52 2022 No.50564808 >>50564740 Gaysex cure

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:43:21 2022 No.50564821 >>50564801 >Boeing will not exist Boeing will exist as long as the US military exists

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:43:59 2022 No.50564826 >>50564801 Boeing anon here. You have 2 choices atm. Airbus and boeing. Soon the Chinese version called COMACK will start competing. PICK YOUR 3, BOING IS HERE TO STAY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:44:34 2022 No.50564830 >>50564765 >um yes can you put on with Mr. SEC >hi Mr. SEC you won’t believe what sorta retard I just found for you to arrest

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:44:42 2022 No.50564831 >>50564821 Not while they keep fucking up contracts. Everything they touch turns to shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:44:56 2022 No.50564832 File: 49 KB, 472x395, 1641944774227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564777 checked

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:45:35 2022 No.50564841 >>50564751 Are you retarded? Why would you catch the knife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:46:01 2022 No.50564847 Inagine getting beaten by some retarded europooan aircraft company that for political reasons ships mostly assembled aircraft frames all across europoor to build planes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:46:50 2022 No.50564855 >>50564826 Boeing is losing market share to airbus and short haul airliners. Comac will btfo them. t. also boeing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:46:52 2022 No.50564857 >>50564826 comack?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:46:52 2022 No.50564856 >>50564841 Let me guess, you fomo buy high and panic sell low?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:47:17 2022 No.50564864 File: 56 KB, 540x400, 1641943509382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is with the new cannibalism thing recently?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:48:01 2022 No.50564872 File: 34 KB, 500x403, 1654569927709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564864

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:48:47 2022 No.50564877 >>50564856 You know what dude, just got by qqq or even tqqq for all I care. I just want to watch people like you suffer for decades.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:49:42 2022 No.50564888 siga homophobes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:50:19 2022 No.50564896 File: 68 KB, 1241x724, 692EC78D-803B-4D01-B33B-17C356517C7C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564712 alarm set

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:50:41 2022 No.50564901 >>50564864 Because it's fucking cool. It's always better to be the one doing the eating rather than the one being eaten.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:51:37 2022 No.50564913 [DELETED]

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>>50564522
One question.

Why do so many retards believe Lincoln was a great president? In what world is starting a civil war in your country a good thing? How is massive deaths of civilians by your own citizens a good thing? How is burning down entire towns of your country a good thing?

I will never understand why so many retards think so highly of Lincoln. He was unironically worse than Hitler. hE is unironically the US version of Mao and Stallin. The same way those brainwashed 3rd worlders worship Mao is how retards in America worship Lincoln.

Ps buy siga calls at open

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:53:29 2022 No.50564931 File: 3.50 MB, 500x500, 1641791653233.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wew

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:53:34 2022 No.50564932 >>50564913 >Why do so many retards believe Lincoln was a great president? He wasn't - he abused executive powers and blatantly sidestepped the constitution. He was, quite literally by every possible definition of the word, a traitor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:54:52 2022 No.50564943 >>50564913 Because people are too retarded to realize that the confederates were the good guys and slavery was beneficial to black people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:55:11 2022 No.50564947 File: 38 KB, 907x535, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564896 hm....it matches bros...........

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:55:11 2022 No.50564948 >>50564772 >>50564830 I will shill it only in minecraft.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:55:23 2022 No.50564949 File: 11 KB, 236x292, 1658256630662400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564723 >Its called opportunity cost, genius

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:56:40 2022 No.50564961 Thoughts on coin puts? Surely this shit will tank right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:56:50 2022 No.50564963 >>50564913 I’m shorting it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:57:48 2022 No.50564976 >>50564949 Holy shit that face is real. I didn't think the basedjack was real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 05:58:08 2022 No.50564977 >>50564963 this.

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Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:00:14 2022 No.50564996
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>>50564751
You know what I-Bonds are right? you can park 10k at around 10% interest for the next 6 months, then likely around 7% for the next 7.

Also where my USACers at? I bought more puts today, crash before the end of the week right? It doesn't normally pump this soon after the ex-div, the record date is right around the corner.

>>50564913
Sounding a lot like Kamala Harris there bud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:00:18 2022 No.50564998 >>50564987 What the fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:00:28 2022 No.50565001 >>50564976 Inside each of us there is a basedjack looking to get out. All it can take is a SpaceX t-shirt, a forever friendzone female "friend", or a marvel movie ticket.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:01:04 2022 No.50565008

>>50564913
>Lincoln was a bad president
The alternative to Lincoln was secession my dude, can you imagine a world where people who don't support your regime can just like, stop paying taxes? We don't in anarchyland, we live in reality and worshipping any god other than the state is blasphemy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:01:45 2022 No.50565014 File: 1.70 MB, 960x720, 1657931076529.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564976 Earnings tomorrow before open for MCD

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:02:28 2022 No.50565023

BOEING WILL CONTINUE MISSING EARNINGS UNTIL RENTON HAS 3 LINES OPERATING AT FULL CAPACITY. WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF PARTS ROTTING OUTSIDE OR IN STORAGE WARWHOUSES. UNEXPERIENCED DIVERSITY HIRES [ASIAN WOMEN] WILL CONTINUR FUCKING UP QUALITY.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:03:35 2022 No.50565032 File: 1.02 MB, 1516x1242, 1658814628706091 - Copy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So $25 SIGA calls for end of August?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:03:41 2022 No.50565035 >>50565001 You forgot about posing in front of a camera with that cucked weird shocked open mouth face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:04:02 2022 No.50565040 File: 209 KB, 1920x1080, 1642181955342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564998 le Sigh globohomoprobaganda

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:05:46 2022 No.50565060 File: 178 KB, 631x474, 1658385207284235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50565040 But why did you post it? Better yet why would you save something like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:05:58 2022 No.50565062 >>50564826 >>50564855 >>50565023 Why are boeing insiders on /biz/ and what are the odds the SEC will investigate me for purchasing 0DTE puts tomorrow? >>50565001 I killed my basedjak. I killed him with bench press gainz and waifur obsessions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:07:52 2022 No.50565089 File: 84 KB, 830x550, 1642127346268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50565060 Gaysexbro?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:08:28 2022 No.50565093 >>50565089 Ah yes SIGA, it all makes sense now.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:09:54 2022 No.50565105

Here are some german stocks with est. EPS for 2022 >10€:
>Daimler 11,28
>VW 32,88
>Wacker 20,93
>Siltronic 10,70
>Logwin 22,42
>BMW 15,85
>Hannover Ruck 11,98
>KSB 53,06
>Merck 10,04
>Allianz 18,30
>Rheinmetall 11,04
>Porsche 17,27
>Munich Reinsurance 22,62
>LEG Immobilien 16,91
>Salzgitter 16,54
>Hapag-Lloyd 78,92
>Einhell Germany 17,45
>STO 11,66

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:10:18 2022 No.50565111 >>50565062 I drive forklift and used to work on the planes for 20 years

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:13:22 2022 No.50565151 >>50565111 >I drive forklift >gets trips Look, in my book, you've surpassed humanity already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:16:22 2022 No.50565183 >>50565111 This guy fucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:21:18 2022 No.50565238 >>50564522 it spreads from animal to human and from human to animal through physical contact and especially through the ulcers it creates, it does not exclusively spread through sex >>50565105 interesting, thanks for sharing anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:23:53 2022 No.50565260 Buy and hold these in the long run USMJ PAOG OMID ZOM CBTC All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:26:58 2022 No.50565283 SIGGERS, ARE WE GOING TO KEEP GOING UP? I GOT MY BOEING 401K ALL IN ON GAYSEX

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:27:25 2022 No.50565288 >>50565032 can we just unironically March them all into camps ffs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:29:44 2022 No.50565311 >>50565288 Wtf no then how are we going to make money? Gay sex is such a safe bet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:29:59 2022 No.50565313 File: 15 KB, 210x280, Ghostpic6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564522 GOD DAMN STOCK MARKET PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAA >Cans intensify

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:51:56 2022 No.50565479 File: 29 KB, 700x437, 1636333527183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >So what's the deal with gay sex? I mean, who's buying this SIGA thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:52:07 2022 No.50565481 VIX you whore

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 06:55:53 2022 No.50565515 File: 1.48 MB, 300x300, 4332dc940008fe2_300300.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50565479 FAGGITS.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:05:25 2022 No.50565589

If I expect it to reach 3 dollars, then buying it for 0.19 is a no-brainer.
I bought more Syscon people!
Gold, Gold! Gold!!!
The North remembers, I definitely remember!!! Quite a while ago now. But never again, The paradigm has shifted to Crypto entirely. And Syscon has my attention for now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:07:28 2022 No.50565609 >>50565481 VIX will collapse on Wednesday. Avoid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:09:01 2022 No.50565621 >>50564558 >finance >/biz/ - Cryptoschizos You seem lost

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:09:54 2022 No.50565630 >>50565609 my uncle works at VIX and says they have some big news dropping soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:20:23 2022 No.50565735 File: 1.24 MB, 861x885, 1656304162192.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oil bros..........its our fkn turn

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:20:58 2022 No.50565743 File: 111 KB, 1068x345, Screenshot from 2022-07-24 17-11-33.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50565630 The CEO of VIX was caught eating ass in the parking lot, bullish for SIGA and bearish for VIX.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:21:04 2022 No.50565746 BP niggas?

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:22:08 2022 No.50565758
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so i'm thinking to buy bank and insurance stocks because of rate hikes and inflation.
also i wanna stick to my own currency because its currently week towards the dollar.
does this seems like a good idea for the next 1-2 years in the current market situation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:22:46 2022 No.50565765 rh lets me trade one option at a time should i switch to TDameritrade ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:22:51 2022 No.50565767 >>50565758 what country

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:27:53 2022 No.50565814 File: 117 KB, 727x708, 1645817620848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50565767 sweden

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:29:15 2022 No.50565830 >>50565814 are you buying sweden banks or international/us banks? i own FAS and DPST

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:30:11 2022 No.50565838 currently have 2x annual income as savings, but i think i might be a huge retard for doing so. does /biz/ agree with the 6 months expenditure rule?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:32:50 2022 No.50565865 >>50564522 This makes me sad. While there's too many things protecting little girls, nobody really cares about the little boys. This is why I rejoice when I hear little girls beaten and raped on the news because they deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:32:56 2022 No.50565867 >>50565830 i was thinking of swedish big banks like swedbank, handelsbanken, seb and nordea

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:33:39 2022 No.50565875

Everybody is fuckin talking about "delivery issues", "severe lack of supply", and other bs, and yet all the manufacturing companies are putting out record numbers in their reports and most are doing great stockwise.
Recession my ass. The economy is doing great, people have plenty of money, and most companies are not showing any signs of "demand destruction". Utter horseshit, all of this. The market will always recover and I just missed the bottom, feels bad bros :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:37:02 2022 No.50565918 >>50565838 Probably 1x annual income is enough. Or put half of it into short term debt, t-bills for example

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:37:06 2022 No.50565919 >>50565515 Corona-Chan is so cute. I wish she was real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:38:25 2022 No.50565933 >>50565875 wal mart is shitting the bed and joe brandon had to say "inshallah there will be no recession", lets just dump this market and start over with another round of stimmies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:38:46 2022 No.50565936 Guys, I think the Federal Reserve might have a distorting effect on markets.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:39:44 2022 No.50565947

>>50565867
yeah banks are a good play with higher rates, but i would wait a bit, recession is here, people will spend less, buy less houses, so banks wont do good for the short term(3-6 months) but once the global economy stabilizes and is healthier i think banks are a great play

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:40:39 2022 No.50565957 >>50565875 oh you are right. how do I get smart like you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:41:11 2022 No.50565960 >>50565936 no?

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:41:49 2022 No.50565967

>>50565933
Maybe in the US the companies are reporting worse numbers but here in europoor, literally everyone is putting out record numbers and no-one is showing any signs of any decline or recession. It's all just a massive FUD so they can buy in cheaper. Clown market

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:43:20 2022 No.50565987

>>50565032
>I’m also calling for viewers to show compassion and kindness to people going through this… it could you

Is that a fucking threat? Is that gay man threatening to rape other men and give them moonkeypox? Because I have no fucking idea how anybody who isn’t engaging in gross gay sex with pustule riddled cocks is getting moonkeypox.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:44:18 2022 No.50565996 File: 97 KB, 1280x720, vr-headset.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50565875 >The economy is doing great, people have plenty of money, and most companies are not showing any signs of "demand destruction".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:45:26 2022 No.50566009 >>50565875 Saved I will be reposting this for algos :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:46:59 2022 No.50566021 >>50565996 Still thinking about that retard who thought faceberg was going to pump like 30% because of their VR headset sales right before it crashed and burned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:48:04 2022 No.50566027 >>50564772 It isn't a felony to talk up your book.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:55:33 2022 No.50566088 >>50566027 >I swear Mr. SEC officer that I was only talking up my book before dumping it, It’s chill. I checked with stocktwits commenters. >What do you mean I’m getting arrested and fined?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 07:56:38 2022 No.50566099 File: 292 KB, 1244x1032, 1658708977783721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50566021 this is going to be a lot of anons on Wednesday

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:04:02 2022 No.50566164 File: 1.74 MB, 1284x1972, 1658800342674677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >WMT has my heckin dewy! Bulllish!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:05:05 2022 No.50566171 >>50566088 Commenters on finance channels literally talk up their book all day every day. It isn't a crime. People get in trouble when they make false statements.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:15:21 2022 No.50566255 600 UVXY $13 calls here. The market will stay flat if not go up. You're welcome.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:15:49 2022 No.50566258

>>50565838
Even the 6mo rule is stupid. Its useful for people living month to month, not stock investors. Put everything in the market, then you have that once-in-ten-years emergency that requires you to have an emergency fund, put it on your credit card and sell some vti later in the month. Ez. No need to pay opportunity costs on 6mo oncome or whatever

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:24:24 2022 No.50566342 THE BEGINNING OF THE END HAS ARRIVED I WISH YOU ALL LUCK AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, FRENS

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:31:28 2022 No.50566394

>>50565838
nah, it's like giving the bank an interest free loan. I dump all but my account minimums into the market, i keep maybe 5% cash for opportunities, black swans, earnings bombs etc. having a little cash puts you in a position of power when there's blood in the streets. but having 10s of k out of the market is just lost gains

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:31:32 2022 No.50566395 >>50566342 Good luck anon i hope you bought uvxy calls or sqqq

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:37:09 2022 No.50566440 >>50565838 A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. Don't listen to the morons our there telling you to keep $8 in your bank account and 500k in the market.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:38:19 2022 No.50566449 >>50566395 Which one are you holding anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:39:44 2022 No.50566457 >>50566449 Uvxy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:40:37 2022 No.50566466 Walmart futures look funny

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue Jul 26 08:43:15 2022 No.50566485 File: 535 KB, 720x960, 68CF282E-6C76-42E6-97E1-E46F08672038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50566440 +1 Really not down with selling a single fucking penny of my shares rn

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:43:47 2022 No.50566493 >>50566457 I wish it would go back up, I got a lot of butterfly spreads on UVXY. If it crabs or doesn't go down too much I profit, if it goes up I profit alot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:47:19 2022 No.50566524 >>50565838 No. I have monthly income in my bank account. put ALL EXCESS into some asset. Just put it in a low-risk safe asset like time deposit or fixed income mutual funds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 08:51:14 2022 No.50566558 File: 280 KB, 646x595, 1631646928106.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50566255 Damn when they exp?

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue Jul 26 08:56:48 2022 No.50566606 >>50566524 I hope your doing maxed out mega backdoor roth before dumping the excess into whatever broker

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:00:13 2022 No.50566636 I'm thinking of buying KOLD again. Damn near doubled my money last time. Am I a genius or a retard for wanting to play the same thing again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:02:56 2022 No.50566654 File: 16 KB, 450x338, 0D00919F-3B38-490B-896D-A165171D2F7C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50566485 Oof. This picture makes me rly have to poo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:05:18 2022 No.50566675 >>50566636 proshares ultrashort bloomberg natural gas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:06:31 2022 No.50566685 >>50566675 Yep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:09:07 2022 No.50566705 Stock futures fall after Walmart cuts forecast, says inflation hit consumer spending

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:11:53 2022 No.50566733 >>50565838 it's a good rule because nobody ever has you by the balls. work gets really easy when you know you can comfortably walk away at any time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:13:09 2022 No.50566743 Niggers niggers niggers niggers This is financial advice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:22:33 2022 No.50566829 File: 310 KB, 676x1456, US regulators won't accept any restrictions on China audit access.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] holy fucking kek, ching chong ding dongs about to get fucking rekt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:25:35 2022 No.50566855 >stock market opens in UK/France >people slurp le dip We're gonna do this all week huh. Bulls buying le dip to get dumped on by people exiting before the FED/GDP print huh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:26:35 2022 No.50566858 >>50564577 This manga sucks because the main girl is hot but since it's not porn you'll never get to see her fucked and mindbroken by the elves.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:28:13 2022 No.50566869

>>50564658
Some stocks are garbage and will go to zero and /smg/ is retarded. Selling at 10% down to buy something better that's 500% down so you can make a 5x when it recovers is superior to holding 500% down but your averaged so that you're only 200% down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:29:29 2022 No.50566879 >>50566829 Chinese stocks are one of the few sectors up in 2022 and are also one of the only set of stocks up this premarket (JD, BIDU, BILI, BABA)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:33:21 2022 No.50566899 >>50566869 >holding 500% down Also I wanna fuck Kailey Leinz that little slut Anybody got her nudes?

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:34:39 2022 No.50566908
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>the most guarded man in the world with the best healthcare among it's citizens is double vaxxed double boosted but still got the coof
How much did Pfizer, Moderna, and J&J got paid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:38:25 2022 No.50566935 >>50566908 Pharma is a scam Shkreli even said so, biggest scam artist of recent times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:39:46 2022 No.50566944 >>50564522 too late to buy SIGA, /smg/?

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:44:36 2022 No.50566974
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>>50566908
Imagine trusting a mega multi billion dollar corporation injecting with more criminal fines than any other company on Earth to inject something into your body over and over

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:52:56 2022 No.50567025 >>50566944 Gay sex has only just begun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:53:08 2022 No.50567027 anyone else long LOGI? their earnings are SO FUCKING BULLISH i might go all in at open on some calls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 09:57:49 2022 No.50567061 File: 1.13 MB, 640x360, just say no.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50566879 yeah and Luckin Coffee was up to $50, before it dropped to $1.39. what's your point? COMPLETE ACCESS, NO LOOPHOLES AND NO EXCEPTIONS, CHANG!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:02:13 2022 No.50567098 >>50567027 >logitech like grey keyboards, USB webcams and shit? kek fuck no, not in a million years. unimaginable. they're likely to get raped like CRSR.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:02:51 2022 No.50567102 File: 1.10 MB, 1516x1242, Bullish for SIGA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SIGA niggas...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:06:12 2022 No.50567119 >>50567102 worst than gore, rather watch cartel than this gay shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:06:18 2022 No.50567120 >>50565313 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtqIxGzwSuw&list=LL&index=5

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:12:09 2022 No.50567152 Futes barely down. We're never gonna sell off are we. Pinned hard to 3950

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:17:31 2022 No.50567191 >>50567102 why the fuck is the first half of the tweet on twitter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:17:35 2022 No.50567193 File: 888 KB, 1920x1080, 1658746942448378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50567152 It's the crab of hope before the big earnings drops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:19:33 2022 No.50567205 The PHEIC announcement was the top. You better sell your meme stock right now, gaybros you had your fun. It's going down now and then crab a while before going back to 8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:19:59 2022 No.50567207 >>50567193 I guess today will tell us more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:20:23 2022 No.50567211 File: 415 KB, 1000x1000, 1657032957777.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CHECK THE DXY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:20:58 2022 No.50567218 File: 114 KB, 1651x1080, bobo-earbuds-computer-scared.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50567193

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:24:23 2022 No.50567244 File: 414 KB, 772x804, a09.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:26:25 2022 No.50567259 >>50564826 >COMACK will start competing. no they wont. no western airline will buy a chinese jumbojet >>50565032 maybe by end of july if u brave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:29:10 2022 No.50567278 File: 102 KB, 1024x702, chernobyl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why are t-bills paying less than last week if the rates are expected to rise?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:29:46 2022 No.50567282 >>50567205 >>50567205 not a chance. Id sell you the puts if I wasnt a smooth brain. come to the mog thread on /pol/ >>388305402

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:30:07 2022 No.50567284 >>50564864 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:30:43 2022 No.50567287 >>50567278 muh safe haven trade

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:37:03 2022 No.50567331 >>50565814 Varför banks though? I understand exploiting our currency but wouldn't export heavy companies be better for this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:37:15 2022 No.50567333 >>50565765 You could try tastytrade

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:37:19 2022 No.50567335 File: 239 KB, 512x512, bobo-red-candle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:40:24 2022 No.50567354 >>50565765 go with tastytrade like >>50567333 suggested. also checking those trips they make getting into spreads very easy and to keep track of as well

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:42:23 2022 No.50567367
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>>50566493
I'm holding straight up VIX long calls. Could have cashed out for a couple hundred profit before the late pump yesterday. Will be monitoring those fuckers close today, Im not sure I have the stones to hold those till later in the week. We'll see how she goes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:43:09 2022 No.50567371 thats bullish

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:45:20 2022 No.50567392 So Russia is cutting gas flow to Europe in half again tomorrow to 20% of capacity and Microsoft has earnings today following Walmart's dismal forecast

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:46:44 2022 No.50567399 File: 39 KB, 1274x420, todays_performance.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yesterday's sector performance. You're not still investing in large cap growth and tech stocks, are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:47:30 2022 No.50567404 >>50567392 if you don't see how that's bullish af, then im sorry for your money

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:47:45 2022 No.50567407 Over all I’m pretty bullish on oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:47:53 2022 No.50567408 >>50567399 i bought some more real estate last week. a ranch in texas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:49:47 2022 No.50567421 i wish the bottom quartile of /smg/ posters by IQ would be tortured and murdered so i wouldn't have to read their niggerish posts anymore...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:49:59 2022 No.50567424 File: 49 KB, 795x704, HE!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OJ bros... this blows... at lest lean hogs got burned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:52:04 2022 No.50567439 >>50567424 the move in natural gas has been insane pull up the 1 hour chart

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:53:41 2022 No.50567456 >>50567424 Mumu cattle is getting absolutely slaughtered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:54:33 2022 No.50567463 Fuck me, I really lucked out with AMZN, I sold it last week and an hour later it dropped like 3€ per share, recovered a bit and dropped 4.40€ today again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:55:04 2022 No.50567466 File: 124 KB, 1513x893, NG1!_2022-07-26_03-53-38.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50567439 We might need to get some Brap hogs to fill the inventories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:55:18 2022 No.50567468 >>50567404 >bad news are good Only if the Fed is willing to react to them. Is it? Or is it too busy redefining what constitutes bad news

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 10:55:27 2022 No.50567470 >>50567424 leanhog fags deserve it after being so smug these past few weeks oil barons always win in the end

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:00:49 2022 No.50567512 >>50565032 God will burn you all just to get at your jews and sodomites

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:00:58 2022 No.50567514 WAKE ME UP

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:01:19 2022 No.50567520
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>>50567424

Who the actual fuck is investing in Orange juice!?

Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha this place really is the fucken pits.

>mummmmmmm I'm gonna be rich I invested my life savings in.. in.. in ORANGE JUICE!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:01:55 2022 No.50567527 File: 56 KB, 250x215, 1658767994451729.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50567193 Morning earnings almost all beat expectations

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:03:00 2022 No.50567536 >>50567463 You sold the top of the bear market rally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:05:21 2022 No.50567554 The last bullrun absolutely destroyed the board man. I just see shit now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:05:21 2022 No.50567555 File: 2.22 MB, 3000x3000, 1412146703439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50567520 we only invest in onion futures round here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:05:28 2022 No.50567556 >>50567527 Because we've only properly started the downward spiral in the last month. Just wait for september/October for the real fireworks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:05:34 2022 No.50567558 >>50567527 If analysts lowball the numbers enough, anything can beat expectations :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:06:33 2022 No.50567568 The blatant obfuscation and equivocating about the definition of a recession makes me think Powell will get his soft landing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:08:15 2022 No.50567586 >>50567568 I dont think the market is going to bite on that, they arent fooling anyone

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:09:50 2022 No.50567596 >>50567527 oof beat expectations? that's bearish...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:11:29 2022 No.50567610 File: 89 KB, 630x630, 4870323_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50567568 We're not a recession, but if we were a recession- then that's a good thing, here's why...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:15:12 2022 No.50567646 >>50567193 >AH boring

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:24:35 2022 No.50567738 please let fucking mcdonalds and coca-cola pump the markets right before trash tech earnings so i can grab some puts lool

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:27:10 2022 No.50567762 File: 43 KB, 596x515, 1658552805207887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50567738 I started eating McDonald's and drinking a case of Coke every day two months ago to rig today's numbers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:27:23 2022 No.50567763 Someone buying GOOG 94p expy Friday. This is just crazy enough for me to follow. Nice 10x er

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:30:31 2022 No.50567795 I hate StockTwits spammers so much. SIGA was so comfy and now hundreds of people who know nothing about the stock are shitting up the board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:31:14 2022 No.50567807 Haahahaha fuck bobos. SOXL only down 2% in pm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:31:36 2022 No.50567812 Will Jerome poomp it today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:32:29 2022 No.50567820 >>50567812 Ofcourse he will. All news are good news

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:33:26 2022 No.50567824 >>50567807 >only

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:33:48 2022 No.50567829 File: 510 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20220726-073039_Webull.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got fucked but not in a good way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:34:08 2022 No.50567831 >>50567812 Wait it's Thursday fuck I keep thinking it was a Tuesday one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:36:13 2022 No.50567852 >>50567829 >Risk Level Safe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:36:34 2022 No.50567855 File: 259 KB, 483x368, beatings.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50567829

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:38:22 2022 No.50567867 File: 899 KB, 820x782, 1656101470409.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50567829 Brutal. Why didn't you hedge? Rocker warning us about BBIG going forward, it's going to zero. https://youtu.be/7iM5lL2Wc4Y?t=562

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:45:18 2022 No.50567922 UVXY bros... I don't feel so good

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:45:35 2022 No.50567924
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Tripranks divvy calc is full of shit. Ran it using my original KO share amount (before I sold some yesterday). Just let those shares roll without any help for 30 years. Ok equaled out to nice fat wad for me. Next I ran it using the new KO share amount I've got now plus doing monthly bagging for 15 years followed by letting that amount roll on for 15 more w/out any further bagging from me. Equaled out with me having more KO shares than originally owned but my fat income was less.. WTF. By definition more shares = more income.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:48:30 2022 No.50567952 >>50566021 I don't want to log in to Facebook so Zuckerberg can see my VR porn and post it on my timeline for my contacts to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:48:35 2022 No.50567953 >>50567924 That's a lot of shit that's down a whole ton, boomerbro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:49:00 2022 No.50567956 File: 186 KB, 847x793, 1629223341270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50567922 It'll spike eventually

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:52:27 2022 No.50567993 File: 4 KB, 494x353, 5c6vagI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50567102 >it could be you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:52:50 2022 No.50567999 DXY moon, EUR dead, /ES crabbing. Fag dealers preventing death of futures

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:54:22 2022 No.50568017 FUCKING SIGA BULLSHIT STOCK WHY IS THE PREMARKET -3% FUCKING KIKES FUCKING NIGGERS JUST MOON ALREADY FFS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:55:47 2022 No.50568027 >>50567867 Now THIS I fuck with. Dude making sense of these generals. Subscribed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:57:10 2022 No.50568037 UVXY literally doesn’t even move anymore except slightly down. The whole market could dump and it would trade sideways

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 11:58:01 2022 No.50568040 File: 232 KB, 1254x932, michael_bearry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 10y yield headed for Friday's low

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:01:04 2022 No.50568070 >>50567102 This can't be real

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:02:39 2022 No.50568089 File: 206 KB, 600x360, 1658453728946940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50564535 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkco3D8VOUE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:05:20 2022 No.50568112 >>50567762 hopefully your calls print enough to treat diabetes and heart disease.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:07:17 2022 No.50568126 >>50567762 Reported to SEC

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:07:57 2022 No.50568136 File: 63 KB, 700x706, 1586650664247.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bogged by Walmart. I dun blulevit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:09:28 2022 No.50568147 Wallshart has killed my SPY calls hasnt it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:11:59 2022 No.50568172 >>50568147 For some sick reason, and I’m near bro, I think the market somehow interprets JPOW as open to pivot and moons. It makes me sick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:12:59 2022 No.50568181 >>50568172 *bear bro. Fuck you tim apple

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:13:35 2022 No.50568192 >>50567831 Its actually wednesday. Thursday is gdp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:13:43 2022 No.50568193 >>50567956 When? September after everyone's calls expire worthless even though actual volatility is crazy every day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:14:07 2022 No.50568196 >>50568172 I actually hope the market crashes lol, the calls are just a hedge against other positions, this recent pump was entirely bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:14:23 2022 No.50568200 >The soft drink giant

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:14:29 2022 No.50568202 File: 133 KB, 809x521, 6FBD813C-CBF8-495E-AEA6-37C65F926B8B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >uuuuuhhh lemme get uhh one of dem uhhh tecovirimat wit large fries

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:17:02 2022 No.50568224
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>>50568126
Speaking of the SEC, they just fired their head of Retail Investor Advocacy and deleted all of his reports going back years. What the fuck is going on?

https://www.lexology.com/library/detail.aspx?g=06758146-7d71-4ead-a153-383afae6e988
https://www.sec.gov/advocate/investor-advocate-reports.html

>On May 27, 2022, the SEC announced that Investor Advocate Rick A. Fleming would depart the agency effective July 1, 2022. Fleming was appointed in February 2014 to be the first director of the Office of the Investor Advocate at the SEC. Marc Sharma will continue in the role of chief counsel of the Office and help administer its functions until a new investor advocate is appointed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:17:04 2022 No.50568225 >>50567610 We are NOT in a recession goy. How many times do I hate to tell you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:17:12 2022 No.50568229 File: 61 KB, 976x850, pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't eat burgers because ground beef looks like poop which reminds me of gay sex which reminds me of moneypox sores.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:17:16 2022 No.50568230

>Earnings are bad this week
Bullish, the Fed will have to pivot sooner.
>Earnings are good this week
Bullish, the market is healthy and recovering.
>Rate hike is 75 bps
Bullish as it's priced in.
>Rate hike is 100 bps
Bullish, the Fed will need to pivot sooner.
>Q2 GDP is better than estimate
Bullish, soft landing achieved.
>Q2 GDP is worse than estimate
Bullish, the Fed will need to pivot sooner.

No matter what happens you bobo faggot cocksuckers will always lose as you guys are losers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:18:18 2022 No.50568240 >>50568229 It's the other way around. Why does poop looks like burger if you shouldn't eat it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:19:08 2022 No.50568247 >>50568202 >tecovirimat Sheeeeeeeesh, who knew gaysex was bullish for fastfood. We got nothing to fear on McDonald's print today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:19:43 2022 No.50568257 >>50568230 Bro the Shemitah dump.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:21:06 2022 No.50568276
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I'm thinking energy prices are going to hyperinflate this winter when the war doesn't end, Russia shuts off the gas, and Europe freezes to death. These energy prices will increase the cost of everything which will cause the Fed to be forced to continue their demand destruction by raising rates higher than the market is pricing in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:21:20 2022 No.50568278 >>50568230 >sell signal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:22:03 2022 No.50568290 NG=F WTFWT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:22:45 2022 No.50568297 >>50568257 >bobos are resorting to jewish conspiracies that didn't have a stock market crash in 1994 or 2015. Massively bullish signal, if all you retards have left are obscure jewish conspiracies that means the bottom is already in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:22:48 2022 No.50568299 >>50568193 Idk when, just one day outta the blue, you know how it goes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:22:55 2022 No.50568303 >>50568230 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:23:40 2022 No.50568315 The political board has been raving to me about SIGA, which holds the patent for a TPOXX (pox treatment product). Is it any good? It implies that MPox take off and actually infect people other than homosexuals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:25:09 2022 No.50568327 >>50568276 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:25:32 2022 No.50568330 File: 34 KB, 720x286, 1657059834731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50568297 That's right, goyim: buy, buy, buy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:25:51 2022 No.50568334 SIGA sissies I think we are fucked :/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:26:02 2022 No.50568335 File: 54 KB, 1024x937, 1630143670790m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50568290

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:26:29 2022 No.50568340 >>50568299 When they decide to stop artificially keeping it low. I swear they change the calculation whenever they want

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:26:59 2022 No.50568346 5min NG=F

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:27:48 2022 No.50568352 >>50567102 2 weeks of abstinence to slow the spread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:28:00 2022 No.50568354 File: 118 KB, 1513x893, NG1!_2022-07-26_05-26-42.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50568346 opps

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:28:18 2022 No.50568355 >>50568330 If this shit was so simple you could just hold tech stocks for 7 years and sell a bit after shemitah starts. You'd avoid all the recessions and have retarded gains, it's not that simple and /pol/ tier nonsense isn't finance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:28:22 2022 No.50568358 File: 480 KB, 1242x1002, 1628699197884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got your "natural gas" right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_FRPoJIrlI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:29:02 2022 No.50568366 >DXY pumping uh oh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:29:44 2022 No.50568375 File: 574 KB, 1000x1500, 1658785732964504.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Natural gas new high FOR THE YEAR

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:29:54 2022 No.50568377 LOGI up pre market LETS GO SUPER BULLISH EARNINGS ALREADY RELEASED CALL TO BEGIN NOW

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:30:33 2022 No.50568384
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>>50568276
>These energy prices will increase the cost of everything which will cause the Fed to be forced to continue their demand destruction by raising rates higher than the market is pricing in.
Except the supply-demand ratio doesn't exist in a vacuum. You've got government debt, you've got tax income the government wants... and then too much demand destruction leads to PERMANENT energy supply destruction because there's not enough money being invested in building out more energy supply to keep pace with future demand. Permanent in the sense that you're always going to be X number of months or years behind than where we could have been. And then factor in all of the reshoring/nearshoring of industry back to the US and Mexico from China, and the power requirements needed for all of that. The Fed's hands are tied.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:31:51 2022 No.50568403 its possible that /ng is forming a cup and handle and is just done forming the cup part, while /cl is forming a much more elongated cup and handle, with the cup not even half way made. /ng's handle confirmation will line up with /cl's cup confirmation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:32:22 2022 No.50568409 HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:33:37 2022 No.50568420
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>>50568384
We'll eventually run out of natural resources to sustain our post-industrial way of life, there will be a mass die off, and we'll return to living in small farming communities in harmony with nature.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:33:45 2022 No.50568422 File: 126 KB, 719x1117, 1652986330768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50568366 Could be bullish this time. Imagine if it puts in a double top?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:34:55 2022 No.50568441 File: 19 KB, 399x225, 1648827619484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50568420 sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:35:36 2022 No.50568449 File: 142 KB, 332x332, toast.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >stocktwits retards shorting SIGA the same day CDC is going to declare it a public health emergency lol. just lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:36:08 2022 No.50568455 File: 541 KB, 995x601, 9d7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And my $70 BOIL calls expired worthless just a couple of weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:37:26 2022 No.50568471 File: 33 KB, 680x763, 1656727007056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Why yes, I DCA'd into TQQQ how could you tell?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:38:01 2022 No.50568482 >>50568202 you can also give your partner an explosive surprise in bed afterwards!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:39:17 2022 No.50568491 >>50568354 WHY DIDN'T I HOLD NATGAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA at least the commodities etf in my 401(k) must be doing good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:39:32 2022 No.50568497 >>50568449 Where did you find that about the CDC?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:39:47 2022 No.50568501 File: 603 KB, 571x707, 1512665860487.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50568471 >Why yes, I DCA'd into TQQQ how could you tell?

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:40:05 2022 No.50568511
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Jim Brandon is presiding over the best economy in the last 40 years and negative GDP is actually a good thing... This is what happens when the popular President ever who got more votes than any president before puts the adults back in charge, he’s even getting yurop countries to cut their natural gas by 15%..... Have you checked your portfolios and 401ks?!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:40:05 2022 No.50568510 please let stocks go up again, we had such a nice thing going last week

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:40:15 2022 No.50568515 >>50568202 >ready-to-drink meal Söylent bros... I'm thinking we're back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:40:18 2022 No.50568517 when will uvxy 10x

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:41:04 2022 No.50568529 >>50568501 KEK (please help me)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:41:31 2022 No.50568533 File: 39 KB, 800x649, 1655129813909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50568510 WHAT?! THE STONKS AREN'T GOING UP!? SOMEPONY ALERT JIM BRANDON AND JPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW!!!!! AT ONCE! THEY MUST RESTART THE PRINTERS AND MAKE THE STONKS GO BRRRR!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:41:57 2022 No.50568539 >>50568497 Meeting/press conference at 2PM today.

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:41:59 2022 No.50568540
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>>50568420
Only in the Germany will they go back to living in squalid mud huts and shitting in buckets. Everywhere else will be doing just fine by running nuclear reactors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:43:21 2022 No.50568558 File: 147 KB, 631x474, 1657632207996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50568540 >Be german >Greens want less carbon emission >Vehemently against nuclear Someone explain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:43:41 2022 No.50568565 SOXL will be green EOD. 2% dump in pm will recover fast

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:44:18 2022 No.50568569 File: 295 KB, 1000x1000, 1651267117517.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50568366 Reddit bulls will keep trying to slurp the dip thinking this is the bottom until weds-thurs-fri drops the market 7% and crushes them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:44:33 2022 No.50568572 >>50568517 Sometime between now and the next apocalypse

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:45:31 2022 No.50568585 >>50568558 Germans are the people of the devil whose only purpose in this world is to keep burning Europe to the ground, it's like the fifth time by now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:45:32 2022 No.50568586 >>50568420 >matter will spontaneously disappear. >2 >MORE >WEEKS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:45:45 2022 No.50568591 >>50568511 They say Trump had a lot of gaffes and bideen has none, but biden's entire presidency is one big gaffe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:46:13 2022 No.50568598 File: 8 KB, 233x217, 1652194113189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50568449 3% down in premarket? don't mind if i slurp after selling at the top of yesterday

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:47:21 2022 No.50568617 >>50568040 Bonds bid, yields broke the low.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:47:47 2022 No.50568621 File: 58 KB, 971x846, 1634595986838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gas will come down, just buy KOLD, and just shares not calls and not puts on BOIL or you will get mugged, robbed, and beaten by those two ghetto niggers vega and theta

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:48:49 2022 No.50568632 >>50568511 >his chinese handler was too slow to catch him from falling over kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:49:09 2022 No.50568636 Market dumping and UVXY barely even moves. What a fucking joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:49:41 2022 No.50568641 >>50568636 wait until gdp and rape hikes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:51:03 2022 No.50568664 baked! >>50568661

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:51:06 2022 No.50568666 >>50568636 it's premarket calm your tits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:51:32 2022 No.50568675 SHOP to layoff 10% of employees....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:51:52 2022 No.50568685 >>50568636 >>50568641 Yeah, no big funds are going to be making huge moves until we get some clarity with FOMC, GDP and all the earnings this week. Also the market has been crabbing in an extremely tight range since last night, not dumping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:52:52 2022 No.50568699 File: 771 KB, 1000x1292, 0b1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50568666 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Satan has spoken, UVXY will pooomp after open AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it's over

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:53:38 2022 No.50568717 >>50568675 and that's only the beginning

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:53:42 2022 No.50568720

>>50568558
https://www.politico.eu/article/german-social-democrats-face-more-heat-over-russian-energy-ties/
Germany is compromised, Schroder works for gazprom, also someone in the green party apparently worked in a law firm that had gazprom as a client.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:55:32 2022 No.50568740 File: 3.73 MB, 406x640, 1645204250611.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to hold onto AMZN through earnings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:56:49 2022 No.50568763 >>50568740 ...and he was never heard from again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:58:32 2022 No.50568791 File: 27 KB, 344x535, bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50568740 dont- get out and use the saved money to buy yourself something nice from amazon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 13:04:03 2022 No.50568854 >>50567367 Those are hard to sell. I’ve been burned holding those for too long. When you’re up you gotta sell those things asap

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 13:07:16 2022 No.50568899 Lol someone just dumped 11.8k e mini S&P contracts and they were immediately snapped up. Someone knows something

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 13:08:29 2022 No.50568921 >>50568899 >11.8k e mini S&P The fuck is that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 13:10:09 2022 No.50568948 >>50568921 Futures

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 13:18:12 2022 No.50569096 >>50568558 Greens dont actually understand the environment or science. They oppose things because it sounds scary and bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 13:21:43 2022 No.50569167 File: 114 KB, 1000x1509, 1652971604396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50567367 you know, you dont have to hold in a big size all the time. You could play onesies twosies and do the rest paper trade you know.

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