/SMG/ STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.50564522]

SODOMITE EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

last >>50561936

[Anonymous No.50564535]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLLq_euwbGQ&list=RDlLLq_euwbGQ&start_radio=1

[Anonymous No.50564539]

first for the trend is your friend, and praying my KO puts make me rich

[Anonymous No.50564541]

What you guys think about Uber puts?

[Anonymous No.50564558]

post more stock and finance images

[Anonymous No.50564569]

>>50564541
puts all tech stocks

[Anonymous No.50564571]

You are buying puts before the fed meeting right?

[Anonymous No.50564573]

>>50564558

[Anonymous No.50564577]

>>50564539
Dude...

[Anonymous No.50564576]

SIGA Chad's, celebrate
https://youtu.be/ueE643C4KrA
https://youtu.be/ueE643C4KrA
https://youtu.be/ueE643C4KrA

[Anonymous No.50564589]

>>50564571
wtf is this real?

[Anonymous No.50564611]

Some anon posted that some Rothshield fond was buying Tonix a couple of weeks ago and yesterday it exploded. How did they know it?

[Anonymous No.50564618]

>>50564569
What about Walmart? Too late?

[Anonymous No.50564635]

>>50564611
They didn't know, they just bought too much.

[Anonymous No.50564638]

>>50564571
When is the next fed meeting?

[Anonymous No.50564650]

>>50564611
>he doesn't know lord baron vons rothschilds is a /smg regular

[Anonymous No.50564658]

So you're telling me while stocks are sliding in the red, I just have to keep dollar cost averaging before they recover and I'll literally make it? What's the catch? That this really is the LAST TIME that US equities will ever be profitable?

C'mon... nobody actually believes that, right?

[Anonymous No.50564660]

if you hold SIGA, you are 99.9% a pajeet

[Anonymous No.50564663]

>>50564576
I knew what that webm was and i still clicked it

[Anonymous No.50564673]

>>50564571
No fucking way. 75 bps is priced in and 100 bps is partially priced in.
There is a decent chance we rocket up.

[Anonymous No.50564678]

>>50564658
The catch is it could take 15 years to get back to this point

[Anonymous No.50564684]

Welcome to /smg/ we like to have fun around here.

[Anonymous No.50564685]

>>50564618
Yeah, too late.
Securities always over correct. WMT will probs get a small bounce.

[Anonymous No.50564686]

>>50564571
No. In fact, I have an extremely conservative portfolio of:
80% QLD
20% TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls

[Anonymous No.50564693]

>>50564678
Not to this point. Perhaps to ATHs.

[Anonymous No.50564696]

>>50564685
Yeah I figured. Puts on Uber and KO are pretty cheap right now. Might buy a couple lottery tickets I’ve been out of the market completely for a couple months

[Anonymous No.50564704]

>>50564678
Ok, and?
I'm still collecting dividends, I'm still writing credit spreads.

I'm not saying stocks should rocket immediately upward, but why on Earth would anybody be selling INTO a recession?

[Anonymous No.50564706]

So what are the chances the market shits itself in after hours? Will it really be over?

[Anonymous No.50564713]

[Anonymous No.50564712]

>>50564706
wake me up when shemitah ends

[Anonymous No.50564721]

>>50564660
a rich one

[Anonymous No.50564723]

>>50564658
Its called opportunity cost, genius. And even then, there’s no guarantee that what ever you buy will recover to your buy in price.

[Anonymous No.50564728]

>>50564522
Qui?

Who is reporting tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50564730]

>>50564704
Because most people are retarded. If you have a good strategy then keep going dude I don’t care

[Anonymous No.50564737]

>>50564539
well, if it's any consolation the put to call ratios are in your favor..

[Anonymous No.50564740]

>>50564522
QRD on SIGA?

[Anonymous No.50564746]

>>50564696
Puts on Uber seem like that smart thing to do. Idk about outs on KO anon

[Anonymous No.50564751]

>>50564723
>Its called opportunity cost
Yea? What other oPpOrTuNiTy is currently available to you? Your bank offered you 7% CDs or some shit? Lmao

[Anonymous No.50564756]

>>50564576

[Anonymous No.50564759]

>>50564558
In honor of FOMC this week.

[Anonymous No.50564765]

Currently acquiring a position in a microcap (sub 100M cap) that I think will be at least a 3x play within the next few years. Literally haven't touched a microcap in like 5 years. Once I have the position I'll shill it here for watchlists.

[Anonymous No.50564772]

>>50564765
You just admitted to planing out a felony anon.

[Anonymous No.50564777]

>>50564746
What about Boeing? Earnings tomorrow, they got pummeled last earnings

[Anonymous No.50564778]

>>50564759
Good meme anon

[Anonymous No.50564792]

>>50564638
tonight. 7pm. basement of the federal reserve. bring a backpack.

[Anonymous No.50564798]

>>50564611
>fond

[Anonymous No.50564801]

>>50564777
Boeing will not exist by the year 2030. It's a zombie company that not even the federal government can save at this point.

[Anonymous No.50564808]

>>50564740
Gaysex cure

[Anonymous No.50564821]

>>50564801
>Boeing will not exist

Boeing will exist as long as the US military exists

[Anonymous No.50564826]

>>50564801
Boeing anon here. You have 2 choices atm. Airbus and boeing. Soon the Chinese version called COMACK will start competing. PICK YOUR 3, BOING IS HERE TO STAY

[Anonymous No.50564830]

>>50564765
>um yes can you put on with Mr. SEC
>hi Mr. SEC you won’t believe what sorta retard I just found for you to arrest

[Anonymous No.50564831]

>>50564821
Not while they keep fucking up contracts. Everything they touch turns to shit.

[Anonymous No.50564832]

>>50564777
checked

[Anonymous No.50564841]

>>50564751
Are you retarded? Why would you catch the knife?

[Anonymous No.50564847]

Inagine getting beaten by some retarded europooan aircraft company that for political reasons ships mostly assembled aircraft frames all across europoor to build planes.

[Anonymous No.50564855]

>>50564826
Boeing is losing market share to airbus and short haul airliners. Comac will btfo them.

t. also boeing

[Anonymous No.50564857]

>>50564826
comack?

[Anonymous No.50564856]

>>50564841
Let me guess, you fomo buy high and panic sell low?

[Anonymous No.50564864]

What is with the new cannibalism thing recently?

[Anonymous No.50564872]

>>50564864

[Anonymous No.50564877]

>>50564856
You know what dude, just got by qqq or even tqqq for all I care. I just want to watch people like you suffer for decades.

[Anonymous No.50564888]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.50564896]

>>50564712
*alarm set*

[Anonymous No.50564901]

>>50564864
Because it's fucking cool. It's always better to be the one doing the eating rather than the one being eaten.

[Anonymous No.50564913]

>>50564522
One question.

Why do so many retards believe Lincoln was a great president? In what world is starting a civil war in your country a good thing? How is massive deaths of civilians by your own citizens a good thing? How is burning down entire towns of your country a good thing?

I will never understand why so many retards think so highly of Lincoln. He was unironically worse than Hitler. hE is unironically the US version of Mao and Stallin. The same way those brainwashed 3rd worlders worship Mao is how retards in America worship Lincoln.

Ps buy siga calls at open

[Anonymous No.50564931]

wew

[Anonymous No.50564932]

>>50564913
>Why do so many retards believe Lincoln was a great president?
He wasn't - he abused executive powers and blatantly sidestepped the constitution. He was, quite literally by every possible definition of the word, a traitor.

[Anonymous No.50564943]

>>50564913
Because people are too retarded to realize that the confederates were the good guys and slavery was beneficial to black people.

[Anonymous No.50564947]

>>50564896
hm....it matches bros...........

[Anonymous No.50564948]

>>50564772
>>50564830
I will shill it only in minecraft.

[Anonymous No.50564949]

>>50564723
>Its called opportunity cost, genius

[Anonymous No.50564961]

Thoughts on coin puts? Surely this shit will tank right?

[Anonymous No.50564963]

>>50564913
I’m shorting it

[Anonymous No.50564976]

>>50564949
Holy shit that face is real. I didn't think the basedjack was real.

[Anonymous No.50564977]

>>50564963
this.

[Anonymous No.50564987]

[Anonymous No.50564996]

>>50564751
You know what I-Bonds are right? you can park 10k at around 10% interest for the next 6 months, then likely around 7% for the next 7.

Also where my USACers at? I bought more puts today, crash before the end of the week right? It doesn't normally pump this soon after the ex-div, the record date is right around the corner.

>>50564913
Sounding a lot like Kamala Harris there bud.

[Anonymous No.50564998]

>>50564987
What the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.50565001]

>>50564976
Inside each of us there is a basedjack looking to get out. All it can take is a SpaceX t-shirt, a forever friendzone female "friend", or a marvel movie ticket.

[Anonymous No.50565008]

>>50564913
>Lincoln was a bad president
The alternative to Lincoln was secession my dude, can you imagine a world where people who don't support your regime can just like, stop paying taxes? We don't in anarchyland, we live in reality and worshipping any god other than the state is blasphemy.

[Anonymous No.50565014]

>>50564976
Earnings tomorrow before open for MCD

[Anonymous No.50565023]

BOEING WILL CONTINUE MISSING EARNINGS UNTIL RENTON HAS 3 LINES OPERATING AT FULL CAPACITY. WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF PARTS ROTTING OUTSIDE OR IN STORAGE WARWHOUSES. UNEXPERIENCED DIVERSITY HIRES [ASIAN WOMEN] WILL CONTINUR FUCKING UP QUALITY.

[Anonymous No.50565032]

So $25 SIGA calls for end of August?

[Anonymous No.50565035]

>>50565001
You forgot about posing in front of a camera with that cucked weird shocked open mouth face.

[Anonymous No.50565040]

>>50564998
le Sigh
globohomoprobaganda

[Anonymous No.50565060]

>>50565040
But why did you post it? Better yet why would you save something like this?

[Anonymous No.50565062]

>>50564826
>>50564855
>>50565023
Why are boeing insiders on /biz/ and what are the odds the SEC will investigate me for purchasing 0DTE puts tomorrow?
>>50565001
I killed my basedjak. I killed him with bench press gainz and waifur obsessions.

[Anonymous No.50565089]

>>50565060
Gaysexbro?

[Anonymous No.50565093]

>>50565089
Ah yes SIGA, it all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.50565105]

Here are some german stocks with est. EPS for 2022 >10€:
>Daimler 11,28
>VW 32,88
>Wacker 20,93
>Siltronic 10,70
>Logwin 22,42
>BMW 15,85
>Hannover Ruck 11,98
>KSB 53,06
>Merck 10,04
>Allianz 18,30
>Rheinmetall 11,04
>Porsche 17,27
>Munich Reinsurance 22,62
>LEG Immobilien 16,91
>Salzgitter 16,54
>Hapag-Lloyd 78,92
>Einhell Germany 17,45
>STO 11,66

[Anonymous No.50565111]

>>50565062
I drive forklift and used to work on the planes for 20 years

[Anonymous No.50565151]

>>50565111
>I drive forklift
>gets trips
Look, in my book, you've surpassed humanity already.

[Anonymous No.50565183]

>>50565111
This guy fucks

[Anonymous No.50565238]

>>50564522
it spreads from animal to human and from human to animal through physical contact and especially through the ulcers it creates, it does not exclusively spread through sex
>>50565105
interesting, thanks for sharing anon

[Anonymous No.50565260]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.50565283]

SIGGERS, ARE WE GOING TO KEEP GOING UP? I GOT MY BOEING 401K ALL IN ON GAYSEX

[Anonymous No.50565288]

>>50565032
can we just unironically March them all into camps ffs

[Anonymous No.50565311]

>>50565288
Wtf no then how are we going to make money? Gay sex is such a safe bet

[Anonymous No.50565313]

>>50564522
GOD DAMN STOCK MARKET
PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAA
>Cans intensify

[Anonymous No.50565479]

>So what's the deal with gay sex? I mean, who's buying this SIGA thing?

[Anonymous No.50565481]

VIX you whore

[Anonymous No.50565515]

>>50565479
FAGGITS.

[Anonymous No.50565589]

If I expect it to reach 3 dollars, then buying it for 0.19 is a no-brainer.
I bought more Syscon people!
Gold, Gold! Gold!!!
The North remembers, I definitely remember!!! Quite a while ago now. But never again, The paradigm has shifted to Crypto entirely. And Syscon has my attention for now

[Anonymous No.50565609]

>>50565481
VIX will collapse on Wednesday.
Avoid.

[Anonymous No.50565621]

>>50564558
>finance
>/biz/ - Cryptoschizos
You seem lost

[Anonymous No.50565630]

>>50565609
my uncle works at VIX and says they have some big news dropping soon

[Anonymous No.50565735]

oil bros..........its our fkn turn

[Anonymous No.50565743]

>>50565630
The CEO of VIX was caught eating ass in the parking lot, bullish for SIGA and bearish for VIX.

[Anonymous No.50565746]

BP niggas?

[Anonymous No.50565758]

so i'm thinking to buy bank and insurance stocks because of rate hikes and inflation.
also i wanna stick to my own currency because its currently week towards the dollar.
does this seems like a good idea for the next 1-2 years in the current market situation.

[Anonymous No.50565765]

rh lets me trade one option at a time

should i switch to TDameritrade ?

[Anonymous No.50565767]

>>50565758
what country

[Anonymous No.50565814]

>>50565767
sweden

[Anonymous No.50565830]

>>50565814
are you buying sweden banks or international/us banks? i own FAS and DPST

[Anonymous No.50565838]

currently have 2x annual income as savings, but i think i might be a huge retard for doing so. does /biz/ agree with the 6 months expenditure rule?

[Anonymous No.50565865]

>>50564522
This makes me sad. While there's too many things protecting little girls, nobody really cares about the little boys. This is why I rejoice when I hear little girls beaten and raped on the news because they deserve it.

[Anonymous No.50565867]

>>50565830
i was thinking of swedish big banks like swedbank, handelsbanken, seb and nordea

[Anonymous No.50565875]

Everybody is fuckin talking about "delivery issues", "severe lack of supply", and other bs, and yet all the manufacturing companies are putting out record numbers in their reports and most are doing great stockwise.
Recession my ass. The economy is doing great, people have plenty of money, and most companies are not showing any signs of "demand destruction". Utter horseshit, all of this. The market will always recover and I just missed the bottom, feels bad bros :(

[Anonymous No.50565918]

>>50565838
Probably 1x annual income is enough. Or put half of it into short term debt, t-bills for example

[Anonymous No.50565919]

>>50565515
Corona-Chan is so cute. I wish she was real.

[Anonymous No.50565933]

>>50565875
wal mart is shitting the bed and joe brandon had to say "inshallah there will be no recession", lets just dump this market and start over with another round of stimmies

[Anonymous No.50565936]

Guys, I think the Federal Reserve might have a distorting effect on markets.

[Anonymous No.50565947]

>>50565867
yeah banks are a good play with higher rates, but i would wait a bit, recession is here, people will spend less, buy less houses, so banks wont do good for the short term(3-6 months) but once the global economy stabilizes and is healthier i think banks are a great play

[Anonymous No.50565957]

>>50565875
oh you are right. how do I get smart like you

[Anonymous No.50565960]

>>50565936
no?

[Anonymous No.50565967]

>>50565933
Maybe in the US the companies are reporting worse numbers but here in europoor, literally everyone is putting out record numbers and no-one is showing any signs of any decline or recession. It's all just a massive FUD so they can buy in cheaper. Clown market

[Anonymous No.50565987]

>>50565032
>I’m also calling for viewers to show compassion and kindness to people going through this… it could you

Is that a fucking threat? Is that gay man threatening to rape other men and give them moonkeypox? Because I have no fucking idea how anybody who isn’t engaging in gross gay sex with pustule riddled cocks is getting moonkeypox.

[Anonymous No.50565996]

>>50565875
>The economy is doing great, people have plenty of money, and most companies are not showing any signs of "demand destruction".

[Anonymous No.50566009]

>>50565875
Saved I will be reposting this for algos :)

[Anonymous No.50566021]

>>50565996
Still thinking about that retard who thought faceberg was going to pump like 30% because of their VR headset sales right before it crashed and burned.

[Anonymous No.50566027]

>>50564772

It isn't a felony to talk up your book.

[Anonymous No.50566088]

>>50566027
>I swear Mr. SEC officer that I was only talking up my book before dumping it, It’s chill. I checked with stocktwits commenters.
>What do you mean I’m getting arrested and fined?

[Anonymous No.50566099]

>>50566021
this is going to be a lot of anons on Wednesday

[Anonymous No.50566164]

>WMT has my heckin dewy! Bulllish!

[Anonymous No.50566171]

>>50566088

Commenters on finance channels literally talk up their book all day every day. It isn't a crime. People get in trouble when they make false statements.

[Anonymous No.50566255]

600 UVXY $13 calls here. The market will stay flat if not go up. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.50566258]

>>50565838
Even the 6mo rule is stupid. Its useful for people living month to month, not stock investors. Put everything in the market, then you have that once-in-ten-years emergency that requires you to have an emergency fund, put it on your credit card and sell some vti later in the month. Ez. No need to pay opportunity costs on 6mo oncome or whatever

[Anonymous No.50566342]

THE BEGINNING OF THE END HAS ARRIVED

I WISH YOU ALL LUCK AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, FRENS

[Anonymous No.50566394]

>>50565838
nah, it's like giving the bank an interest free loan. I dump all but my account minimums into the market, i keep maybe 5% cash for opportunities, black swans, earnings bombs etc. having a little cash puts you in a position of power when there's blood in the streets. but having 10s of k out of the market is just lost gains

[Anonymous No.50566395]

>>50566342
Good luck anon i hope you bought uvxy calls or sqqq

[Anonymous No.50566440]

>>50565838

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. Don't listen to the morons our there telling you to keep $8 in your bank account and 500k in the market.

[Anonymous No.50566449]

>>50566395
Which one are you holding anon?

[Anonymous No.50566457]

>>50566449
Uvxy

[Anonymous No.50566466]

Walmart futures look funny

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50566485]

>>50566440
+1
Really not down with selling a single fucking penny of my shares rn

[Anonymous No.50566493]

>>50566457
I wish it would go back up, I got a lot of butterfly spreads on UVXY. If it crabs or doesn't go down too much I profit, if it goes up I profit alot

[Anonymous No.50566524]

>>50565838
No.
I have monthly income in my bank account.
put ALL EXCESS into some asset. Just put it in a low-risk safe asset like time deposit or fixed income mutual funds.

[Anonymous No.50566558]

>>50566255
Damn when they exp?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50566606]

>>50566524
I hope your doing maxed out mega backdoor roth before dumping the excess into whatever broker

[Anonymous No.50566636]

I'm thinking of buying KOLD again. Damn near doubled my money last time. Am I a genius or a retard for wanting to play the same thing again?

[Anonymous No.50566654]

>>50566485
Oof. This picture makes me rly have to poo

[Anonymous No.50566675]

>>50566636
proshares ultrashort bloomberg natural gas?

[Anonymous No.50566685]

>>50566675
Yep

[Anonymous No.50566705]

Stock futures fall after Walmart cuts forecast, says inflation hit consumer spending

[Anonymous No.50566733]

>>50565838
it's a good rule because nobody ever has you by the balls. work gets really easy when you know you can comfortably walk away at any time

[Anonymous No.50566743]

Niggers niggers niggers niggers
This is financial advice

[Anonymous No.50566829]

holy fucking kek, ching chong ding dongs about to get fucking rekt

[Anonymous No.50566855]

>stock market opens in UK/France
>people slurp le dip
We're gonna do this all week huh. Bulls buying le dip to get dumped on by people exiting before the FED/GDP print huh.

[Anonymous No.50566858]

>>50564577
This manga sucks because the main girl is hot but since it's not porn you'll never get to see her fucked and mindbroken by the elves.

[Anonymous No.50566869]

>>50564658
Some stocks are garbage and will go to zero and /smg/ is retarded. Selling at 10% down to buy something better that's 500% down so you can make a 5x when it recovers is superior to holding 500% down but your averaged so that you're only 200% down.

[Anonymous No.50566879]

>>50566829
Chinese stocks are one of the few sectors up in 2022 and are also one of the only set of stocks up this premarket (JD, BIDU, BILI, BABA)

[Anonymous No.50566899]

>>50566869
>holding 500% down

Also I wanna fuck Kailey Leinz that little slut
Anybody got her nudes?

[Anonymous No.50566908]

>the most guarded man in the world with the best healthcare among it's citizens is double vaxxed double boosted but still got the coof
How much did Pfizer, Moderna, and J&J got paid?

[Anonymous No.50566935]

>>50566908
Pharma is a scam Shkreli even said so, biggest scam artist of recent times.

[Anonymous No.50566944]

>>50564522
too late to buy SIGA, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.50566974]

>>50566908
Imagine trusting a mega multi billion dollar corporation injecting with more criminal fines than any other company on Earth to inject something into your body over and over

[Anonymous No.50567025]

>>50566944
Gay sex has only just begun.

[Anonymous No.50567027]

anyone else long LOGI? their earnings are SO FUCKING BULLISH i might go all in at open on some calls

[Anonymous No.50567061]

>>50566879
yeah and Luckin Coffee was up to $50, before it dropped to $1.39. what's your point?

COMPLETE ACCESS, NO LOOPHOLES AND NO EXCEPTIONS, CHANG!

[Anonymous No.50567098]

>>50567027
>logitech
like grey keyboards, USB webcams and shit? kek fuck no, not in a million years. unimaginable. they're likely to get raped like CRSR.

[Anonymous No.50567102]

SIGA niggas...

[Anonymous No.50567119]

>>50567102
worst than gore, rather watch cartel than this gay shit

[Anonymous No.50567120]

>>50565313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtqIxGzwSuw&list=LL&index=5

[Anonymous No.50567152]

Futes barely down. We're never gonna sell off are we. Pinned hard to 3950

[Anonymous No.50567191]

>>50567102
why the fuck is the first half of the tweet on twitter?

[Anonymous No.50567193]

>>50567152
It's the crab of hope before the big earnings drops.

[Anonymous No.50567205]

The PHEIC announcement was the top. You better sell your meme stock right now, gaybros you had your fun. It's going down now and then crab a while before going back to 8

[Anonymous No.50567207]

>>50567193
I guess today will tell us more.

[Anonymous No.50567211]

CHECK THE DXY

[Anonymous No.50567218]

>>50567193

[Anonymous No.50567244]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50567259]

>>50564826
>COMACK will start competing.

no they wont. no western airline will buy a chinese jumbojet

>>50565032
maybe by end of july if u brave.

[Anonymous No.50567278]

why are t-bills paying less than last week if the rates are expected to rise?

[Anonymous No.50567282]

>>50567205
>>50567205


not a chance. Id sell you the puts if I wasnt a smooth brain.

come to the mog thread on /pol/

>>388305402

[Anonymous No.50567284]

>>50564864
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.50567287]

>>50567278
muh safe haven trade

[Anonymous No.50567331]

>>50565814
Varför banks though? I understand exploiting our currency but wouldn't export heavy companies be better for this?

[Anonymous No.50567333]

>>50565765
You could try tastytrade

[Anonymous No.50567335]

[Anonymous No.50567354]

>>50565765
go with tastytrade like
>>50567333
suggested. also checking those trips

they make getting into spreads very easy and to keep track of as well

[Anonymous No.50567367]

>>50566493
I'm holding straight up VIX long calls. Could have cashed out for a couple hundred profit before the late pump yesterday. Will be monitoring those fuckers close today, Im not sure I have the stones to hold those till later in the week. We'll see how she goes.

[Anonymous No.50567371]

thats bullish

[Anonymous No.50567392]

So Russia is cutting gas flow to Europe in half again tomorrow to 20% of capacity and Microsoft has earnings today following Walmart's dismal forecast

[Anonymous No.50567399]

Yesterday's sector performance. You're not still investing in large cap growth and tech stocks, are you?

[Anonymous No.50567404]

>>50567392
if you don't see how that's bullish af, then im sorry for your money

[Anonymous No.50567407]

Over all I’m pretty bullish on oil

[Anonymous No.50567408]

>>50567399
i bought some more real estate last week. a ranch in texas.

[Anonymous No.50567421]

i wish the bottom quartile of /smg/ posters by IQ would be tortured and murdered so i wouldn't have to read their niggerish posts anymore...

[Anonymous No.50567424]

OJ bros... this blows... at lest lean hogs got burned.

[Anonymous No.50567439]

>>50567424
the move in natural gas has been insane
pull up the 1 hour chart

[Anonymous No.50567456]

>>50567424
Mumu cattle is getting absolutely slaughtered

[Anonymous No.50567463]

Fuck me, I really lucked out with AMZN,
I sold it last week and an hour later it dropped like 3€ per share, recovered a bit and dropped 4.40€ today again

[Anonymous No.50567466]

>>50567439

We might need to get some Brap hogs to fill the inventories.

[Anonymous No.50567468]

>>50567404
>bad news are good
Only if the Fed is willing to react to them. Is it? Or is it too busy redefining what constitutes bad news

[Anonymous No.50567470]

>>50567424
leanhog fags deserve it after being so smug these past few weeks
oil barons always win in the end

[Anonymous No.50567512]

>>50565032
God will burn you all just to get at your jews and sodomites

[Anonymous No.50567514]

WAKE ME UP

[Anonymous No.50567520]

>>50567424

Who the actual fuck is investing in Orange juice!?

Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha this place really is the fucken pits.

>mummmmmmm I'm gonna be rich I invested my life savings in.. in.. in ORANGE JUICE!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.50567527]

>>50567193
Morning earnings almost all beat expectations

[Anonymous No.50567536]

>>50567463
You sold the top of the bear market rally.

[Anonymous No.50567554]

The last bullrun absolutely destroyed the board man. I just see shit now.

[Anonymous No.50567555]

>>50567520
we only invest in onion futures round here

[Anonymous No.50567556]

>>50567527

Because we've only properly started the downward spiral in the last month.

Just wait for september/October for the real fireworks.

[Anonymous No.50567558]

>>50567527
If analysts lowball the numbers enough, anything can beat expectations :^)

[Anonymous No.50567568]

The blatant obfuscation and equivocating about the definition of a recession makes me think Powell will get his soft landing.

[Anonymous No.50567586]

>>50567568
I dont think the market is going to bite on that, they arent fooling anyone

[Anonymous No.50567596]

>>50567527
oof beat expectations? that's bearish...

[Anonymous No.50567610]

>>50567568
We're not a recession, but if we were a recession- then that's a good thing, here's why...

[Anonymous No.50567646]

>>50567193
>AH
boring

[Anonymous No.50567738]

please let fucking mcdonalds and coca-cola pump the markets right before trash tech earnings so i can grab some puts lool

[Anonymous No.50567762]

>>50567738
I started eating McDonald's and drinking a case of Coke every day two months ago to rig today's numbers.

[Anonymous No.50567763]

Someone buying GOOG 94p expy Friday. This is just crazy enough for me to follow. Nice 10x er

[Anonymous No.50567795]

I hate StockTwits spammers so much. SIGA was so comfy and now hundreds of people who know nothing about the stock are shitting up the board.

[Anonymous No.50567807]

Haahahaha fuck bobos. SOXL only down 2% in pm

[Anonymous No.50567812]

Will Jerome poomp it today

[Anonymous No.50567820]

>>50567812
Ofcourse he will. All news are good news

[Anonymous No.50567824]

>>50567807
>only

[Anonymous No.50567829]

I got fucked but not in a good way

[Anonymous No.50567831]

>>50567812
Wait it's Thursday fuck I keep thinking it was a Tuesday one

[Anonymous No.50567852]

>>50567829
>Risk Level Safe

[Anonymous No.50567855]

>>50567829

[Anonymous No.50567867]

>>50567829
Brutal. Why didn't you hedge? Rocker warning us about BBIG going forward, it's going to zero.

https://youtu.be/7iM5lL2Wc4Y?t=562

[Anonymous No.50567922]

UVXY bros... I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.50567924]

Tripranks divvy calc is full of shit. Ran it using my original KO share amount (before I sold some yesterday). Just let those shares roll without any help for 30 years. Ok equaled out to nice fat wad for me. Next I ran it using the new KO share amount I've got now plus doing monthly bagging for 15 years followed by letting that amount roll on for 15 more w/out any further bagging from me. Equaled out with me having more KO shares than originally owned but my fat income was less.. WTF. By definition more shares = more income.

[Anonymous No.50567952]

>>50566021
I don't want to log in to Facebook so Zuckerberg can see my VR porn and post it on my timeline for my contacts to see.

[Anonymous No.50567953]

>>50567924
That's a lot of shit that's down a whole ton, boomerbro

[Anonymous No.50567956]

>>50567922
It'll spike eventually

[Anonymous No.50567993]

>>50567102
>it could be you

[Anonymous No.50567999]

DXY moon, EUR dead, /ES crabbing. Fag dealers preventing death of futures

[Anonymous No.50568017]

FUCKING SIGA BULLSHIT STOCK WHY IS THE PREMARKET -3% FUCKING KIKES FUCKING NIGGERS JUST MOON ALREADY FFS

[Anonymous No.50568027]

>>50567867
Now THIS I fuck with. Dude making sense of these generals. Subscribed

[Anonymous No.50568037]

UVXY literally doesn’t even move anymore except slightly down. The whole market could dump and it would trade sideways

[Anonymous No.50568040]

10y yield headed for Friday's low

[Anonymous No.50568070]

>>50567102
This can't be real

[Anonymous No.50568089]

>>50564535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkco3D8VOUE

[Anonymous No.50568112]

>>50567762
hopefully your calls print enough to treat diabetes and heart disease.

[Anonymous No.50568126]

>>50567762
Reported to SEC

[Anonymous No.50568136]

Bogged by Walmart. I dun blulevit.

[Anonymous No.50568147]

Wallshart has killed my SPY calls hasnt it

[Anonymous No.50568172]

>>50568147
For some sick reason, and I’m near bro, I think the market somehow interprets JPOW as open to pivot and moons. It makes me sick

[Anonymous No.50568181]

>>50568172
*bear bro. Fuck you tim apple

[Anonymous No.50568192]

>>50567831
Its actually wednesday. Thursday is gdp.

[Anonymous No.50568193]

>>50567956
When? September after everyone's calls expire worthless even though actual volatility is crazy every day

[Anonymous No.50568196]

>>50568172
I actually hope the market crashes lol, the calls are just a hedge against other positions, this recent pump was entirely bullshit

[Anonymous No.50568200]

>The soft drink giant

[Anonymous No.50568202]

>uuuuuhhh lemme get uhh one of dem uhhh tecovirimat wit large fries

[Anonymous No.50568224]

>>50568126
Speaking of the SEC, they just fired their head of Retail Investor Advocacy and deleted all of his reports going back years. What the fuck is going on?

https://www.lexology.com/library/detail.aspx?g=06758146-7d71-4ead-a153-383afae6e988
https://www.sec.gov/advocate/investor-advocate-reports.html

>On May 27, 2022, the SEC announced that Investor Advocate Rick A. Fleming would depart the agency effective July 1, 2022. Fleming was appointed in February 2014 to be the first director of the Office of the Investor Advocate at the SEC. Marc Sharma will continue in the role of chief counsel of the Office and help administer its functions until a new investor advocate is appointed.

[Anonymous No.50568225]

>>50567610
We are NOT in a recession goy. How many times do I hate to tell you?

[Anonymous No.50568229]

I can't eat burgers because ground beef looks like poop which reminds me of gay sex which reminds me of moneypox sores.

[Anonymous No.50568230]

>Earnings are bad this week
Bullish, the Fed will have to pivot sooner.
>Earnings are good this week
Bullish, the market is healthy and recovering.
>Rate hike is 75 bps
Bullish as it's priced in.
>Rate hike is 100 bps
Bullish, the Fed will need to pivot sooner.
>Q2 GDP is better than estimate
Bullish, soft landing achieved.
>Q2 GDP is worse than estimate
Bullish, the Fed will need to pivot sooner.

No matter what happens you bobo faggot cocksuckers will always lose as you guys are losers.

[Anonymous No.50568240]

>>50568229
It's the other way around. Why does poop looks like burger if you shouldn't eat it.

[Anonymous No.50568247]

>>50568202
>tecovirimat
Sheeeeeeeesh, who knew gaysex was bullish for fastfood. We got nothing to fear on McDonald's print today.

[Anonymous No.50568257]

>>50568230
Bro the Shemitah dump.

[Anonymous No.50568276]

I'm thinking energy prices are going to hyperinflate this winter when the war doesn't end, Russia shuts off the gas, and Europe freezes to death. These energy prices will increase the cost of everything which will cause the Fed to be forced to continue their demand destruction by raising rates higher than the market is pricing in.

[Anonymous No.50568278]

>>50568230
>sell signal

[Anonymous No.50568290]

NG=F WTFWT

[Anonymous No.50568297]

>>50568257
>bobos are resorting to jewish conspiracies that didn't have a stock market crash in 1994 or 2015.
Massively bullish signal, if all you retards have left are obscure jewish conspiracies that means the bottom is already in.

[Anonymous No.50568299]

>>50568193
Idk when, just one day outta the blue, you know how it goes

[Anonymous No.50568303]

>>50568230
based

[Anonymous No.50568315]

The political board has been raving to me about SIGA, which holds the patent for a TPOXX (pox treatment product).
Is it any good?

It implies that MPox take off and actually infect people other than homosexuals.

[Anonymous No.50568327]

>>50568276
based

[Anonymous No.50568330]

>>50568297
That's right, goyim: buy, buy, buy.

[Anonymous No.50568334]

SIGA sissies I think we are fucked :/

[Anonymous No.50568335]

>>50568290

[Anonymous No.50568340]

>>50568299
When they decide to stop artificially keeping it low. I swear they change the calculation whenever they want

[Anonymous No.50568346]

5min NG=F

[Anonymous No.50568352]

>>50567102
2 weeks of abstinence to slow the spread.

[Anonymous No.50568354]

>>50568346
opps

[Anonymous No.50568355]

>>50568330
If this shit was so simple you could just hold tech stocks for 7 years and sell a bit after shemitah starts. You'd avoid all the recessions and have retarded gains, it's not that simple and /pol/ tier nonsense isn't finance.

[Anonymous No.50568358]

I got your "natural gas" right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_FRPoJIrlI

[Anonymous No.50568366]

>DXY pumping
uh oh

[Anonymous No.50568375]

Natural gas new high FOR THE YEAR

[Anonymous No.50568377]

LOGI up pre market LETS GO SUPER BULLISH EARNINGS ALREADY RELEASED CALL TO BEGIN NOW

[Anonymous No.50568384]

>>50568276
>These energy prices will increase the cost of everything which will cause the Fed to be forced to continue their demand destruction by raising rates higher than the market is pricing in.
Except the supply-demand ratio doesn't exist in a vacuum. You've got government debt, you've got tax income the government wants... and then too much demand destruction leads to PERMANENT energy supply destruction because there's not enough money being invested in building out more energy supply to keep pace with future demand. Permanent in the sense that you're always going to be X number of months or years behind than where we could have been. And then factor in all of the reshoring/nearshoring of industry back to the US and Mexico from China, and the power requirements needed for all of that. The Fed's hands are tied.

[Anonymous No.50568403]

its possible that /ng is forming a cup and handle and is just done forming the cup part, while /cl is forming a much more elongated cup and handle, with the cup not even half way made. /ng's handle confirmation will line up with /cl's cup confirmation

[Anonymous No.50568409]

HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

[Anonymous No.50568420]

>>50568384
We'll eventually run out of natural resources to sustain our post-industrial way of life, there will be a mass die off, and we'll return to living in small farming communities in harmony with nature.

[Anonymous No.50568422]

>>50568366
Could be bullish this time. Imagine if it puts in a double top?

[Anonymous No.50568441]

>>50568420
sure

[Anonymous No.50568449]

>stocktwits retards shorting SIGA the same day CDC is going to declare it a public health emergency

lol. just lol.

[Anonymous No.50568455]

And my $70 BOIL calls expired worthless just a couple of weeks ago

[Anonymous No.50568471]

>Why yes, I DCA'd into TQQQ how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.50568482]

>>50568202
you can also give your partner an explosive surprise in bed afterwards!

[Anonymous No.50568491]

>>50568354
WHY DIDN'T I HOLD NATGAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
at least the commodities etf in my 401(k) must be doing good

[Anonymous No.50568497]

>>50568449
Where did you find that about the CDC?

[Anonymous No.50568501]

>>50568471
>Why yes, I DCA'd into TQQQ how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.50568511]

Jim Brandon is presiding over the best economy in the last 40 years and negative GDP is actually a good thing... This is what happens when the popular President ever who got more votes than any president before puts the adults back in charge, he’s even getting yurop countries to cut their natural gas by 15%..... Have you checked your portfolios and 401ks?!?

[Anonymous No.50568510]

please let stocks go up again, we had such a nice thing going last week

[Anonymous No.50568515]

>>50568202
>ready-to-drink meal
Söylent bros... I'm thinking we're back.

[Anonymous No.50568517]

when will uvxy 10x

[Anonymous No.50568529]

>>50568501
KEK
(please help me)

[Anonymous No.50568533]

>>50568510
WHAT?! THE STONKS AREN'T GOING UP!? SOMEPONY ALERT JIM BRANDON AND JPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW!!!!! AT ONCE! THEY MUST RESTART THE PRINTERS AND MAKE THE STONKS GO BRRRR!

[Anonymous No.50568539]

>>50568497
Meeting/press conference at 2PM today.

[Anonymous No.50568540]

>>50568420
Only in the Germany will they go back to living in squalid mud huts and shitting in buckets. Everywhere else will be doing just fine by running nuclear reactors.

[Anonymous No.50568558]

>>50568540
>Be german
>Greens want less carbon emission
>Vehemently against nuclear
Someone explain.

[Anonymous No.50568565]

SOXL will be green EOD. 2% dump in pm will recover fast

[Anonymous No.50568569]

>>50568366
Reddit bulls will keep trying to slurp the dip thinking this is the bottom until weds-thurs-fri drops the market 7% and crushes them.

[Anonymous No.50568572]

>>50568517
Sometime between now and the next apocalypse

[Anonymous No.50568585]

>>50568558
Germans are the people of the devil whose only purpose in this world is to keep burning Europe to the ground, it's like the fifth time by now.

[Anonymous No.50568586]

>>50568420
>matter will spontaneously disappear.
>2
>MORE
>WEEKS

[Anonymous No.50568591]

>>50568511
They say Trump had a lot of gaffes and bideen has none, but biden's entire presidency is one big gaffe.

[Anonymous No.50568598]

>>50568449
3% down in premarket? don't mind if i slurp after selling at the top of yesterday

[Anonymous No.50568617]

>>50568040
Bonds bid, yields broke the low.

[Anonymous No.50568621]

Gas will come down, just buy KOLD, and just shares not calls and not puts on BOIL or you will get mugged, robbed, and beaten by those two ghetto niggers vega and theta

[Anonymous No.50568632]

>>50568511
>his chinese handler was too slow to catch him from falling over
kek

[Anonymous No.50568636]

Market dumping and UVXY barely even moves. What a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.50568641]

>>50568636
wait until gdp and rape hikes

[Anonymous No.50568664]

baked!
>>50568661

[Anonymous No.50568666]

>>50568636
it's premarket calm your tits

[Anonymous No.50568675]

SHOP to layoff 10% of employees....

[Anonymous No.50568685]

>>50568636
>>50568641
Yeah, no big funds are going to be making huge moves until we get some clarity with FOMC, GDP and all the earnings this week. Also the market has been crabbing in an extremely tight range since last night, not dumping.

[Anonymous No.50568699]

>>50568666
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Satan has spoken, UVXY will pooomp after open AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it's over

[Anonymous No.50568717]

>>50568675
and that's only the beginning

[Anonymous No.50568720]

>>50568558
https://www.politico.eu/article/german-social-democrats-face-more-heat-over-russian-energy-ties/
Germany is compromised, Schroder works for gazprom, also someone in the green party apparently worked in a law firm that had gazprom as a client.

[Anonymous No.50568740]

I'm going to hold onto AMZN through earnings.

[Anonymous No.50568763]

>>50568740
...and he was never heard from again

[Anonymous No.50568791]

>>50568740
dont- get out and use the saved money to buy yourself something nice from amazon.

[Anonymous No.50568854]

>>50567367
Those are hard to sell. I’ve been burned holding those for too long. When you’re up you gotta sell those things asap

[Anonymous No.50568899]

Lol someone just dumped 11.8k e mini S&P contracts and they were immediately snapped up. Someone knows something

[Anonymous No.50568921]

>>50568899
>11.8k e mini S&P
The fuck is that

[Anonymous No.50568948]

>>50568921
Futures

[Anonymous No.50569096]

>>50568558
Greens dont actually understand the environment or science. They oppose things because it sounds scary and bad.

[Anonymous No.50569167]

>>50567367
you know, you dont have to hold in a big size all the time. You could play onesies twosies and do the rest paper trade you know.