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50559482 No.50559482 [Reply] [Original]

Yeah it's over edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Lumine
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <----- 3 days

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50555187

>> No.50559497

FIRST FOR YEAH IM THINKING WE'RE BACK

>> No.50559505
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It's over.

>> No.50559506

why didn't you buy UVXY calls while they were cheap anon?

>> No.50559511

>>50559497
yeah, in your mom

>> No.50559514
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>>50559505
It's over if you didn't Spank the Monkey.

>> No.50559523
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50559523

Seventh for an*me.

>> No.50559526
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>>50559497
WEW

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>>50559497
To a bear market.

>> No.50559531

UVXY bros when is this shit going to move? It’s been stagnant for weeks

>> No.50559538
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>>50559497
It’s fucking over!

>> No.50559545

>>50559531
It wont cause you touch yourself

>> No.50559552
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50559552

>Say something bad about SIGA even ironically
>Get millions of angry (You)s
This can't end well. You're all getting emotionally attached to the position.

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>>50559514
I masturbate frequently; what are you talking about?

>> No.50559556

>>50559531
soon, it just moves up very violently and suddenly

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>>50559538
Is he eating his hat now?

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50559571

This is the best /smg/ thread ever

>> No.50559572

>>50559552
Bag holders get emotionally attached and it’s the same reason they never cut losses

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>>50559506
Somebody bought these calls from me that I wrote 2 weeks ago

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>>50559553
Funny it still works? You sure? Also that is not the monkey I was talking about.

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50559590

I just woke up, did something happen?

>> No.50559592

will walmart fuck up the rally other retailers like COST and BJ have been having lately?

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My extraordinarily conservative portfolio of 80% QLD and 20% TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls has basically.... just crabbed today

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>>50559585
Oh, I see. Yeah, good luck with your pharma P&D my man.

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>>50559552
FUCK BRO I should have bought more SIGA on Friday. i only bought 200 shares cause I thought it would drop with the FED announcement of a 1 percent hike. Who the fuck new WHO was gonna rugpull us. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>50559523
baste

>> No.50559614
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50559614

So with walmart its pretty much giga red for rest of week right?

>> No.50559622

>>50559592
Nah Costco shoppers have more money than smelly Walmart shoppers.

>> No.50559623
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>>50559538
make him stop

>> No.50559624

>>50559590
WMT shidded and farted, big poopoo all over the floor

>> No.50559626 [DELETED] 

Ahem.......Nigger

>> No.50559631
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50559631

Alright guys, I think its time we had a nice long conversation about SIGA.

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>>50559614
Nothing is certain accept the inherent risk involved in options trading.

>> No.50559634

>>50559592
As long as the price of the hot dog remains 1.50 COST will not budge any further.

>> No.50559636
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>>50559603
Everything I say and Post are from legitimated sources like CNBC and REDDIT. This is not a shitcoin pump and dump myfriend.

>> No.50559642

>>50559497
Back to 3500, kek

>> No.50559651 [DELETED] 

Nigger

>> No.50559654

Anyone know about biotech? Got my eye on Takeda Pharmaceuticals (TAK) for a couple reasons. Seems fairly robust

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>>50559636
>>50559636
>legitimated sources like CNBC and REDDIT
Anyway your catalyst is fake and literally gay.

>> No.50559663

>>50559636
>tattoo shop in the Philippines
So it is a front for gay sex/drugs

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Oh would you look at that. Another week pointing to some red. Let me see if I care. Oh wait I don't I pivoted into bonds and dividend paying stocks awhile back now. Stupid gambler niggers. Jerome pump my bond bags. I need double digit I bonds gotta build that fat stack of fiat to slurp the real bottom when SMG is JMG. Job market general.

>> No.50559679 [DELETED] 

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.50559685
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>>50559677
fr no cap

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>>50559538
This week is going to be brutal.

>> No.50559693

>>50559626
>>50559651
>>50559679
What did he mean by this?

>> No.50559697 [DELETED] 

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.50559706
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>>50559506
>>50559531
lol, lmao

>> No.50559716

>>50559642
Kek based

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>>50559654
We only talk 'bout one Biotech in dese here partz stranger

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>>50559691
I dont believe you, it will be boring.

>> No.50559721
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>>50559677
>I pivoted into bonds

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50559725

>>50559660
>>50559663
Don't hate the Playa hate the Siggers.

>> No.50559726

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.50559727
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much like I shit and fart all over the floor in walmart. walmart has just shitted and farted all over the floor of the new york stock exchange

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>>50559663
cozy slums. philippines actually quite safe prolly like thailand and vietnam despite extreme poorness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRxW54wDRUY

favelas especially Rocinha similar poorness to philippines but definitely Not safu :) 60k people die of shooting annual and bullet holes casually every street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DatsXSjsp0g

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>WMT
>AMZN
>TGT
Man this shit is going to dump hard tomorrow

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>>50559706
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50559747 [DELETED] 

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.50559748
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>>50559727
Is only the right price on earning day.

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>>50559651
>>50559679
>>50559697
Now this is the kind of sound financial advice /smg/ needs

>> No.50559764
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50559764

>>50559721
Fellow bobro why are you laughing. Bonds and dividend stocks are bobo territory. Unless, you are a ...
Lets take that mask off mumu.

>> No.50559769

>>50559552
>beg mods to ban gay sex
>piss and cry your pants when people talk about anything outside your portfolio
anon I....

>> No.50559773

>>50559706
Why not just play the lotto. Safer.

>> No.50559786

>>50559764
if you think yields are going double digits you should short bonds
all assets are going to zero, the everything bubble is over, we are going into a inflationary depression

>> No.50559793
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50559793

Do you guys remember a time where it felt like corporations had soul? Gosh, I still remember the coca cola bears. Why don't they do stuff like that anymore nowadays anywhoo?
>noooooo reeeeee they're only in it for the money!!!!!11
well, yea, obviously. But at least they were less... sterile

>> No.50559796

>>50559706
this anon will be fine if he dumps his contracts on wed, thurs, and friday when uvxy is up.

>> No.50559805

>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Chicken lips
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.50559807

>>50559735
I'm only long BJ and COST right now but maybe it is buy the dip moment or is all retail gonna dump more even the good companies?

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>>50559706
The calls are going up thats good right?

>> No.50559811

>>50559793
no, I just remember them being less gay

>> No.50559820

>>50559786
>>50559764
actually i saw you said double digit i bonds, that makes more sense, i'm not american so i cant get them

>> No.50559835

>>50559706
I thought I was degenerate, respect (not even DEC30 though?)

>> No.50559838

>>50559793
I can't remember a time when corps weren't ultra pozzed faggots

>> No.50559843

>>50559796
LOL

>> No.50559845
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50559845

SIGGERS are so obnoxious on purpose it's because we want you to look at fine details and think it's a meme. We dont want you make it. HAHAHA

>> No.50559847

>>50559717
I have plenty of shares of CMRX to play the pox but I have CCs on them until Aug (2.5 and 5 strike). Looking at a long term hold forever

>> No.50559848 [DELETED] 

Niggers NiggersNiggersNiggers
Niggers NiggersNiggersNiggers
Niggers NiggersNiggersNiggers
Niggers NiggersNiggersNiggers

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50559849

It's loss prevention time of the week again.

>> No.50559857

Why the fuck are there so much vix calls open right now? Technicals are still pointing up, but there are an ungodly amount of OIs open for vix to go up past 40 between today and mid August. Are these people morons or does someone know something the rest of us dont?

>> No.50559859 [DELETED] 

Niggers NiggersNiggersNiggers
Niggers NiggersNiggersNiggers
Niggers NiggersNiggersNiggers
Niggers NiggersNiggersNiggers
DID I MENTION, NIGGERS?

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>>50559807
>long BJ
You're going to have to give the bears some long BJs after this week!

>> No.50559866

>>50559634
That's a brilliant loss leader. Sell hotdogs for 1.50 and everything else is a megapack upwards of $50

>> No.50559868

>>50559843
UVXY has always been a short term swing trade, he'll be fine if he just doesn't hold it past FOMC and tech earnings week

>> No.50559869

What percentage of America's GDP is the S&P 500 compared to not? I know its like 70% of all stock capital but how does that translate to the rest of the economy like percentage of people employed etc?

>> No.50559870

>>50559857
Looks like the deepstate might pull the plug on Brandon and jew york bankers got the heads up and will profit

>> No.50559876

Niggers NiggersNiggersNiggers
Niggers NiggersNiggersNiggers
Niggers NiggersNiggersNiggers
Niggers NiggersNiggersNiggers
THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE

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>>50559876
Yes, henlo, I'd like to buy 122 shares of NIG right now!

>> No.50559894

>>50559866
CEOs/founders threatening board members with violence needs to play a bigger role in company PR. COST won so much goodwill off that 1.50 hot dog argument those losses are basically just PR budgeting.

>> No.50559902

>>50559876
you vil nevah get ze digits

>> No.50559903
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NEGGer
NEGGer
NEGGer

>> No.50559906

>>50559482
guys i am going to win the mega millions so i dont need this general any more

>> No.50559909

Can you define a recession?
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1551682650389319681

>> No.50559915
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>>50559847
>CMRX
Do you fucken hate yourself?

>> No.50559928

>>50559909
Supreme court nominees can't define what a woman is, so good foooking luck m8

>> No.50559929

>>50559552
fuck off incel never selling

>> No.50559932

>>50559903
Based and niggerpilled

>> No.50559947

The nagger spammer is a canary in the coal mine.
They know that as long as they're not [Deleted] the janny isn't around.
Don't fall for it janny.
Keep it up as a honey pot.
In fact, the nogger spammer is probably the janny trying to get people to let their guard down.
Based 4D chess janny.
Jannies are truly maters of PSYOPs and deception that would even rival glowies.

>> No.50559951

>>50559915
I entered a position in it before I was aware of SIGA. Either way Im making money from CCs on it.

In terms of meme responses, you could say the logo is a sideways infinity symbol because it crabs indefinitely (and thats a good thing!)
Also a patient cured is a customer lost. Bad side effects are a blessing

>> No.50559953
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50559953

>>50559915
That monkey be dumb...

>> No.50559959

>>50559947
Jannies need to be respected and admired. Please read this jannie and note that I said it I dont' wanna catch another 3 day

>> No.50559964

Anybody have thoughts on Carnival Corp ticker: CCL? Some faggy college kid at a bar was telling me they're about to upgrade their ships and their stock will skyrocket

>> No.50559973

>>50559964
Didn't they just have to issue like a billion shares so they didn't miss some debt payments?

Yeah man, sounds like a winnar

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>>50559964
That is the modern shoeshine boy hot tip. HAHAHA

>> No.50559977
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>>50559663
>Be gay male
>Go to tattoo parlor to get another piece of your personality, i mean tattoo
>"Let me get this one around my asshole to show how proud i am of my lifestyle"
>Parlor puts tattoo in genital area
>Doesn't properly sanitize equipment
>Independent womenz comes in to drop $1500 on a generic tattoo instead of paying rent
>Repeat until all clients are infected

>> No.50559978

>>50559947
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT JANNY CLEAN IT UP NIGGER

>> No.50559980

The minute candles on the Spx Futures literally spell out the word NIG

>> No.50559987

jannies need to be human centipede'd, then skewered and smoked alive, their faint screams recorded for our entertainment. it's really not fair that torturing degenerates went out of fashion before we could record it.

>> No.50559993

>>50559980
Pics or it didn't happen

>> No.50560001
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>>50559993

>> No.50560007

>>50559964
First, they dilute their shares like crack addicts
Second, while I don't believe Mpox will be a giant threat to anyone outside of gays and kids in school, cruise lines WILL take a hit because that's just a supreme environment to get fucked up in. Nobody is gonna wanna go cruising in a pool with a bunch of strangers especially when a lot of gays go on cruises.

>also
CAN WE PLEASE UNCENSOR MPOX HOLY SHIT ITS A PANDEMIC NOW CAN WE FUCKEN STOP

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>>50559964
lol >>50559980
post proof

>> No.50560011

>>50559964
>>50559975
>normalfags giving stock tips
Market has been too green lately.

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>>50560001

>> No.50560031
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NET bros I don't feel so good... we couldn't even handle a simple SSL handshake.

>> No.50560033
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>Wake up
>Say hello to my wife and her boyfriend as I walk past their room
>Sit at my desk
>Check the earningsirinos
>mfw

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>>50560001

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>>50560007
Kids in school will be the single biggest spreader event... Are you even using your brain anon?

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thread is pretty shit. I'm going to go watch some 80's WWF. see you lads tomorrow for market open

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50560056

>>50560001
What did the Ai trading supercomputers mean by this?

>> No.50560062
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>>50560043

>> No.50560069
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>>50559857
>new fag pandemic declared
>9.1% inflation (closer to 20% in reality)
>companies laying off employees
>earnings for the quarter shit
>white house redefining what a recession is
>president said he had cancer and covid and hasn't made a public appearance since
>new strain of omicron spreading/cases up
>China guarding banks with tanks
>world currencies collapsing to hyper inflation
>cold war 2.0 in full swing
>world leaders being assassinated and resigning
>housing market on the verge of collapse
>debt spiraling out of control
>fed hiking rates another 100bps this week

Haha yeah... what's going on haha... why line not go up every day?

>> No.50560078

Tattoos are just cattle brands for retards.

>> No.50560085
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its time

>> No.50560086

>>50560069
Oh yeah forgot one of my favorite indicators from last week
>T tanks because they report people can't even afford their phone bills

>> No.50560097
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>>50559654
Try again bud.

>> No.50560114
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>>50560085
Where is China's missile going to land?

>> No.50560117

I’m all in SQQQ covered call. Feels good to be comfy

>> No.50560130

>>50560043
I put kids in school IN my post anon

>> No.50560131

>>50560053
>WWF
Garbage.
Ruthless aggression and attitude Era are the only 2 good eras in wwe/wwf. Also SMW > anything the WWF produced in the early 90s

>> No.50560149

>>50560062
SIGA makes the antiviral that is a miracle pill at treating Mpox

>> No.50560152
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>>50560114
Hopefully on top of me

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>>50560149
Good point, honestly that makes it even more lucrative. NO ONE is going to do anything different to stop the spread and most npc's will just go to the doctor for a miracle pill to solve all their problems yet again.

>> No.50560254
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>>50559734
>philippines actually quite safe prolly like thailand and vietnam despite extreme poorness

Weird everyone in America constantly blames high violent crime rates on poverty. Pretty strange that some places can have poverty without ridiculously high violent crimes

>> No.50560264
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50560264

Reminder that, adjusted for inflation, the market has gone basically nowhere for half a century.

>> No.50560282

>>50560043
I think if we mandated a 30 second moment of silence everyday in school so everyone could pray we wouldn't have these school shootings and gay sex monkiepox super spreader orgies.

>> No.50560289
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>>50560254
Whose gonna tell him?

>> No.50560292

>>50559964
>Upgrade ships
>cost lost of money
>quality of ships won't bring revenue nor will it increase tickets sales by much
Also aren't they really depends on russia or something like that? Didn't the sanctions and covid cuck their business model. Can't forgot about gas and the possibility of a second lockdown cause of the monkepox

>> No.50560301

>>50559947
Fuck off janny

>> No.50560313

>>50560114
rollin for TSMC

>> No.50560336

>>50560254
Niggers and the fact that shithole countries dont/ can't report all violent crime. Pretty much every shithole is worse than the U.S it's just that locals know how to navigate through the cesspool they call daily life

>> No.50560346
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Why doesn’t smg just become owners of BOTY?

>> No.50560357
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>>50559482
>Yeah it's over edition
but what do the elves think?

>> No.50560367 [DELETED] 

>>50559959
I don't want this to come off the wrong way but you are the reason for the holocaust. Rocker was right

>> No.50560368
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>>50559706
We posting loss porn now?

>> No.50560388

>>50560001
How disappointing

>> No.50560391

>>50560346
I have the deepest respect for those girls' professionalism.

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>>50559796
>this anon will be fine if he dumps his contracts on wed, thurs, and friday when uvxy is up.

>> No.50560412

What are we selling SIGA at? Everyone on StockTwits is saying to short it now.

>> No.50560413 [DELETED] 

>>50559706
the post that made me feel better about being down 1.2k on uvxy so far
this shit better fucking dump this week dog gammit

>> No.50560427
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buy commodities, the jew that works for you

>> No.50560444

>>50560069
wait until you hear about the housing market

>> No.50560450
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50560450

>Buy rights to Star Wars
>You fuck up the easiest hero's journey story possible
>But rights to fantasy knock-off Star Wars
Get those puts ready

>> No.50560469

>>50560450
How is Disney gonna make it out of this decade? I could see them eventually becoming right wing and making some of the best animation of their lifetimes. Walt was right win, Mickey was right wing.

>> No.50560488

>>50560450
Oh cool they’re gonna kill my childhood

>> No.50560533

What are futures doing. I am too afraid to watch.

>> No.50560545

>>50560450
Da fuck is ERAGON? Is that like a Chinese counterfeit Aragorn? It's even in all-caps just like those Chinese companies on Amazon.

>> No.50560564

>europoors got cut again
>So Russia can sell their gas to China
the state of globohomo wef favela that is europe

>> No.50560574
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>>50560412
I'll sell some shares when SIGA's market cap reaches $10bil, then hold the rest for $50-100bil

>> No.50560603
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50560603

Does anyone know what time of day/night Fidelity updates to show if you committed a goodfaith or freeriding violation?

>> No.50560604

>>50560533
Mild red

>> No.50560624

>>50560603
don't you get like 3 freebies?

>> No.50560629

>>50560292
They have to upgrade their fleet because they scrapped so much of it with covid

>> No.50560630
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WALLSHART

>> No.50560631

>>50560043
So you admit faggots are synonymous with pedophilia

>> No.50560637

>>50560624
Yes but I would see it as a personal failure, extremely shameful, if I committed even one.

>> No.50560645

>>50560069
but thats all bullish and/or priced in

>> No.50560650

>>50560450
I want Mickey Mouse to enter the public domain so bad, fuck these retards

>> No.50560655

>>50560574
>I'll sell some shares when SIGA's market cap reaches $10bil, then hold the rest for $50-100bil
jesus you faggots are delusional

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>>50560655
So when should I sell my Siga stocks? When they are $1000 per share?

>> No.50560685

>>50560574
If monkiepox is engineered it wouldn't surprise me. Pox viruses are very large relative to other viruses, easier to work with and can contain like 1000 times the payload of a Corona virus.

>> No.50560699

>>50560655
How come?

>> No.50560701

Did you know you could just buy like 10,000 chips, a truckload of coal, or 25 tons of steel coil on Alibaba? God damn I love capitalism and China.

>> No.50560709
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>>50559706
I think he’ll live

I’m bullish on chaos

>> No.50560718
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50560718

So what happens in a day and 17 hours?

>> No.50560733

meh. retail didn't do as bad after hours as the news is saying.

>> No.50560732

>>50560718
2000+ A's

>> No.50560749
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>>50560655
GOF bioweapon spreading unchecked globally, just as the NTI report predicted. You call that delusional? You can bury your head in the sand but it won't change what's happening

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GAY MONKEY CHADS

>> No.50560807

>>50560749
What's a GOF and NTI?

>> No.50560845
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50560845

If you had to guess just by looking at these lines, what do you think will happen next.

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>>50560845
We all know what happens

>> No.50560863

>>50560807
GOF = gain of function
NTI = Nuclear Threat Initiative

NTI published an "Event 201"-style planning document for monkepox last year. See picrel here >>50560574 and link below
>https://www.nti.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/NTI_Paper_BIO-TTX_Final.pdf

>monkepox engineered to be vaccine-resistant
>revelation of terror group origins - infiltration of civilian bio lab

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>FED is going to keep buying Futures so it doesn't dump from WMT AMZN TGT shitting the bed

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>> No.50560921
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>>50560368

>> No.50560932
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>>50560893
Jesus,imagine looking at this and not buying puts

>> No.50560934
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>Dear God, please let bobo get BTFO and end up sucking dick for money behind the dumpster at Wendy's. Amen.

>> No.50560950

>>50560368
>loss porn
Go back. No one calls it that here

>> No.50560973

Will sqqq break the 52 wk?

>> No.50560975

>>50560934
Just two more years bro

>> No.50560981

>>50560934
That's bullshit but I believe it. MSFT GOOGL META AAPL AMZN Earnings is the only thing that matters this week. The Fed is gonna moonshot the market today. Especially if it sells off hard tomorrow because of WMT

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>>50560973
Maybe,if you buy.

>> No.50561000

Tucker just reported that even if the white house changes the what the word recession means we're still getting hit with a double whammy and basically we're fucked.

>> No.50561018

>>50561000
The market has priced in a recession for weeks now lol. No one really takes Biden seriously.

>> No.50561019

>>50560845
up

btw on an unrelated note. I just saw some nudes of a person but the vagina looks a bit off. Usually a real woman's vag and Anus touch right? Like they're right next to each other. But this person there butthole seems to be pretty far away from their vag.

>> No.50561024

>>50561000
okay so its bullish then got it

>> No.50561048
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50561048

I'm traveling to Europe for work so I got a block of cheese from Costco to stay in my keto diet and because airplane food sucks but now everyone is staring at me while I eat a block of cheese in order to lose weight. WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM????

>> No.50561059

>>50560574
Mpox doesnt spread that fast. Its mostly contact via the pestiules oozing.

>> No.50561068

/leanhogs/bros... im scared for the update...

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>>50561048
>i'm travelling to europe

>> No.50561101
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lil bit of chicken fried
what are your earnings plays /smg/?

>> No.50561113

>>50561018
Two keynesian economists are walking down the street and one guy says to the other, "I'll pay you 20 dollars to take a shit on the sidewalk." So the other guy is like sure and takes a shit right where they're standing. Then the guy that took the shit says, "I'll pay you 20 dollars to clean it up" so the other guy is like okay, cleans it up and they walk off celebrating the fact they rose the gdp 40 dollars.

>> No.50561126
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If this market absolutely dumps tomorrow I'm going to buy Calls on MSFT and GOOGL

>> No.50561130
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>>50561080
No joke it's gay shit and I'm only doing carryon because nobodies checked in luggage is arriving on time in Europe. I finished my block of cheese btw so fuckers have stopped staring except for the occasional glances. Wtf I'm 5'10" and 180lb. I'm not even that fucking fat.

>> No.50561139
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>>50561113
>keynesian
Are there still keynesian economists out there?

>> No.50561150

>>50561130
Any good movies?

>> No.50561162
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50561162

>tfw hodling inverse ETFs since May
>tfw finally about to make it

>> No.50561170
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50561170

what are your predictions about where humanity is headed in the next 2-4 years, and how are you preparing yourself? i consider you guys to be generally smarter than most of the rest of 4chan so im honestly curious where you see things going and what you're doing about it. and nothing crazy, i mean something you can actually afford.

>> No.50561171
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50561171

wait.. what's going to happen tomorrow and why?

>> No.50561180

>>50561170
Just buy guns, ammo, and camping gear

>> No.50561182

>>50561113
The government taxes each tranactions with 50% tax collecting $20, which it uses to issue $100 of bonds to buy more weapons.

>> No.50561185

i brought a tin of nuts in my carryon and it triggered the bomb thing so then spent an hour while some tsa monkey ran my nuts through their chemical sensor thing over and over and almost missed my flight and i didnt even want the nuts since they got probed so hard

>> No.50561196
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>>50561150
No, I paid for wifi so I can at least shit post to pass the time. This is the fucking "latest" hollywood releases.

>> No.50561197

>>50561185
>carryon
just say purse you fuckin fag

>> No.50561199

>>50561130
I'm 5'10'' 155 and I could def lose like 5-10 pounds. You sound like you are fat as fuck cheese boy

>> No.50561211
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>>50561171
Crab because crab

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>>50561196
>clifford the big red dog
Who the fuck even watches that?

>> No.50561229

>>50561180
this sounds oversimplified and LARP-ish.

>> No.50561230

>>50559552
Shit, I wouldn't blame anyone for not buying or for taking profits or even for shorting it. But when it comes to faggots, they are so shameless and selfish and disgusting that if there's a disease that can be better controlled by responsible, selfless behavior you can bet that sodomites will do everything they can to spread it. So I'm gonna hold it and hope for the best but I'm not holding my breath. Honestly I'm more worried about my F shares getting called away on Friday.

>> No.50561231
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>>50561196
>Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021)

you know what you're watching, nigga

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>>50561199
That's why I went on a diet. I used to be 210lb. Keto really works. Please no bully...

>> No.50561244
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>>50561130
>AYOOOOOO CHEEZ BOI

>> No.50561249

>>50561196
Last time I went to Europe I found a really cool German war movie from the 70s or 80s they had subtitles for.

>> No.50561256

>>50561229
you're probably too fat anyway

>> No.50561257

Anyone use the JP Morgan Investment platform? How is it? Thinking of switching from TD Ameritrade

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>>50560254
If you only knew how nigger crime really is

>> No.50561269
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>>50561222
>>50561231
I guess I'm seriously going to watch Clifford because some internet autist told me to... why not, people were already staring at me for eating a costco sized block of cheese...

>> No.50561283

>>50561199
You are small

>> No.50561289
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>>50561256
thanks for confirming, anon. i've been looking for an excuse to use this pic, appreciate ya.

>> No.50561295
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>>50561269
embrace the cheese lifestyle. do not be ashamed

>> No.50561320
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50561320

>>50561295

>> No.50561327

>>50561283
I mean I used to be around 155lb before I heat like 26 yrs old. So it sounds like he is pretty lean.

>> No.50561356

>>50561199
>5'10'' 155
>could def lose like 5-10 pounds
Just gain 5 pounds of muscle, you don't really need to lose any weight desu.

>> No.50561358

>>50561320
that's expensive as fuck

>> No.50561360

>>50561327
>before I reached like 26 yrs old
Fixed. I just went through a really stressful period in my life to say the least and kind of ballooned... I'm trying to fix it...

>> No.50561362
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>>50561289
CJ my sigga. love this dude. give him a shout sigga.

>> No.50561382
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50561382

>>50560412
When Garbage Don sells, you sell

>> No.50561383
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50561383

>futures

>> No.50561385

>>50561295
Lmao exactly what I thought of too. Fatass.

>> No.50561392

Monke cases are almost 19,000 now.

SIGA prices are going fucking EXPLODE once it reaches over 20k first week of August.

>> No.50561410
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>>50561295
I'm not that fucking fat. YAMERO!!!

>> No.50561420
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>>50559571
comfy

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>>50561392
Bro Jynneos vaccine might give people Monkeypoop who where never previously susceptible to it. This is beginning to look like a freaking nightmare. holy shitttt

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>>50561410
I want a report on that film tomorrow bud. i'm not going to forget

>> No.50561435

>>50561000
Are we going to hit double digit prices for gas soon? I remember reading that devs at chain gas stations like Chevron were getting requests to update their system for $10+/gallon...

>> No.50561439

>>50561392
We just need to ask everyone to refrain from gay sex for 2 weeks to stop the spread.

>> No.50561449
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50561449

How high will SIGA go once they officially announce the monkeyhoax pandemic?

>> No.50561450
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>>50561199
>5'10"
>155lbs
fucking spam filter, see pic

>> No.50561457

LOGI SISSIES WTF WAS THAT?!?!?

>> No.50561470

>>50560450
Jesus christ, not again...I remember they did a movie and it was fucking trash.

The book series wasn't that great either. Disney needs to stop being a fucking bottom feeder and scooping every piece of shit they can get their greedy hands on. The MCU and Star wars series are already fucked, leave other franchises be.

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>>50560368
thanks, needed more convincing chart for this.
> Diamond hands!!

>> No.50561475

>>50561457
https://www.stocktitan.net/news/LOGI/logitech-announces-q1-fy-2023-uzji92sh0yma.html

fuck yeah my puts gonna print

>> No.50561483

>>50561475
>Sales were $1.16 billion, down 12 percent in US dollars

#REKT

>> No.50561485
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50561485

https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1551720704726401024

>> No.50561495
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50561495

>>50561450
>>50561356
>>50561283

Fat "people" are fucking gross

>> No.50561496

>>50561473
>CRSP is coming back

>> No.50561506
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50561506

S&P more like poop and pee.
/smg/ more like poop and pee.
GDP more like poop and pee.
GME more like poop and pee.

>> No.50561507

>>50561439
Nah dude, its not just from fag sex.

Its been confirmed to stay on surfaces up to 96 hours e.g. toilet seats. Also can be airborne for quite some time thru water droplets too.

Mix that in with mutating over 50 times as well as Marburg and Polio coming back. Its gonna become a biblical tier plague before you know it.

>> No.50561511

>>50561495
>that bald spot on your crown

>> No.50561512
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>>50561485
Not a lot considering there was over 1000 in a day last week.

>> No.50561520
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>>50561495
your a foot taller than that door knob

>> No.50561523

>>50561320
i hate women so much it's unreal. we deserve the demographic collapse that's coming. all i want is for these entitled bitches to suffer.

>> No.50561549

yall seriously not looking at these LOGI earnings? they are SO FUCKING BAD

>> No.50561556
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>Penis inspection day at work
>I'm the only one who hasn't gotten moneypox
>Now everyone assumes I'm homophobic
>Have to report to HR tomorrow

>> No.50561557
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50561557

lmfao crude just pumped out of no where

>> No.50561574

>>50560603
its not freeriding/goodfaith violation because the gov't allows for 3 day trades per 5 trading days for accounts under 25k$. you have to do 4 day trades within 5 trading days in order to get a violation

>> No.50561577
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>>50561556
Hello sir benchod friend. May I see penis of yours? Very nice sir.

>> No.50561580
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>>50561557
>1$
>pump

>> No.50561589
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>>50561432
Brother this isn't a troll, it's a genuine shit post and so far the movie is actually not that bad.

>> No.50561591

>>50561557
because of LOGI earnings, no joke

>> No.50561594
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>>50561422
>monkey.pox just infecting gay men

thank Jesus

>> No.50561599

>>50561449
Im looking for $50-100 to sell.

>> No.50561600

>>50561557
>https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1551720704726401024
oh fug...

>> No.50561601

>>50561320
bitch that's like $600 worth of cheese

>> No.50561604

>>50561485
I'm expecting at least 5000+ per day real soon if the feds are hiding the real numbers for obvious reasons.

>> No.50561610

>>50561449
They're not going to announce a fucking pandemic over monkypox.

>> No.50561619
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>>50561556
>2030
>Virgins are a slave caste
>Mandatory fuck requirements in order to use your Tesla credit card and Amazon pod utilities
>If they find out you don't have the bug or the monkeepox, you're forced to fuck Greg from Marketing
>If you miss your fuck appointment, Greg gets to fuck you

>> No.50561628
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>>50561549
I used to buy LOGI mice but I had to stop because they were breaking so fucking fast, I am talking less than a year. Their lower earnings is well deserved.

Also. In general. Imagine investing in computer hardware manufacturers (read: Ch*nese garbageware resellers) in the middle of a global semiconductor shortage on top of a global oil shortage on top of a global container shortage on top of Xi locking down his entire country while trying to recreate 2008 with Chinese characteristics. When you could just be investing in the things in shortage, such as oil.

>>50561557
Case in point. Oil bros. Im thinkin we're back. Again.

>> No.50561629

>>50561599
I'm in.
>>50561610
Hey anon, hows the year 2019 doing for you?

>> No.50561632

>>50561473
Kek I'm honored. If you knew what actually led to such a loss the meme wouldn't make sense, but it works this way.

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>>50561619
>implying we'll make it to 2030

>> No.50561654

>>50561557
zoom out

>> No.50561655
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50561655

I think I love Clifford bros.

>> No.50561656

>>50561600
>gays can't stop having gay sex
Not exactly breaking news.

>> No.50561667

>>50561619
>be me
>at the doctors office
>regular check up
>qt nurse comes in
>we smile at each other
>she asks me a few questions
>"are you sexually active?"
>"i haven't been for a few months now..."
>a look of concern washes over her face
>"y-your not... homophobic, are you?"
>*quickly realizes i took profit shorting SIGA today*
>*FUCK FUCK FUCK*
>*spaghetti dinosaur on the floor*

>> No.50561677
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Nvm there is this annoying nerd in the movie. It sucks afterall.

>> No.50561681
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50561681

>>50561557
Did they really think.... We would let them bury us. The spice must flow. You will pay 8$ a gallon and be happy.

>> No.50561682

NXPI beat earnings. NOT GOOD

>> No.50561690

>>50561654
I'm aware, I'm wondering why the spike happened.

>> No.50561694

>>50561681
I wish I could know if Vlad will turn off the gas this winter.

>> No.50561701
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>>50561677
will u stfu about clifford. Talk to the people around u

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>>50561667
>be me
>at the doctors office
>regular check up
>qt nurse comes in
>we smile at each other
>she asks me a few questions
>"are you sexually active?"
>"then has a devious mocking smirk"
>I respond um no not recently
>I now finally realized she was laughing at me.

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>>50561701
They are asleep though. I can never sleep on planes. And besides wtf am I going to do other than turn my fat ass over and wake this sleeping girl next to me and explain that Clifford is this big awesome red dog and I totally am not watching it because some random guy on some stock market general told me to???

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>>50561704

>> No.50561758

>>50561556
Time for your mandatory sensitivity training, anon.
Will you be taking the BBC in the mouth or in the ass?

>> No.50561787

>>50561754
all women want to fuck clifford. hes a big red dog. wake her up and tell her about it

>> No.50561791
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50561791

even walmart is doing badly now?

>> No.50561794

>>50561754
tell her you want to play a game:
>You lay next to each other
>watch Clifford
>every time Clifford barks she has to yell "red rocket red rocket" and suck your dick.

>> No.50561802

>>50561557
oil baron bros.... i think my GUSH is gonna be green!

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>>50561791
oh fug

>> No.50561824

>>50561794
If digits, this

>> No.50561825

How is walmart not recession proof though. They say shit like liquor stores is.

>> No.50561834

>>50561791
I’m looking forward to car manufacturers getting spanked again.
Those cocky ass new car salesmen are trying to make it hard to buy a car at just the fucking sticker price from what I’ve heard.

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>>50561787
based and bigreddogpilled

>> No.50561848

>>50561825
Too easy to steal from

>> No.50561861

>>50561848
Kek was thinking this too
I heard they basically legalized shoplifting in commiefornia

>> No.50561863

>>50561825
The thing is they're getting squeezed on every front. Higher labor costs, higher transportation costs, the shit made in China they sell costs more, and the stupid yellow smiley face ceo keeps cutting their prices. He's not going to be able to get away with it forever.

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>>50561824
Fuck off baggie and the rest of yous. I'm not trying to get on a freakin no fly list here...

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>>50561825
ALL retail has been having supply issues, now with high inflation and people slowing on buying others will be fucked too. Like Amazon especially- maybe apple gets fucked too.

>> No.50561880

>>50561825
self checkouts. if your not stealing at least 30% of your cart you deserve to starve at this point. booze store still has a pisses off poo with a gun selling stuff.

>> No.50561883

B A K I N G

>> No.50561890

>>50561495
I have over 50 lbs on you. I can take your bussy at will as if you are a woman.

>> No.50561901

>>50560412
>stocktwits goes short
Lmao time to go long

>> No.50561906

>>50559572
Me with my 250 palantir shares when an average of like $18 >:(
Still believe in the company but fucking hell I should have sold when I was up

>> No.50561914
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BAKING

>> No.50561918
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50561918

>>50561495
>Fat
Guess again twink. 220lbs of pure muscle the way god intended. Same as every SIGA chad. Your bussy WILL be sold to us unless you buy in. Simple as.

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>>50561883
[doubt]

>> No.50561926

>>50559577
Where is the strike price on Robinhood?

>> No.50561932

Baiting

>> No.50561940

>>50561861
I once knew a guy who’s job was stealing from walmart up around Chicago. You gave him 50% of what the groceries would cost, he’d pocket that and return with what you needed. It was hilarious

>> No.50561941

>>50561883
>>50561914
too slow fuckers

NEW
>>50561936
>>50561936
>>50561936
>>50561936

>> No.50561943

>>50561495
>>50561918
Fuck I hate myself for getting as fat as I did. I was always like this though! Thanks guys for making me feel like shit despite losing 30lb...

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>>50561932

>> No.50561954

BAKED!!!
GET THE FUCK IN HERE BHENCHODS!

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>> No.50561959

Pooping.

>> No.50561965

>>50561869
Isn't amazon more than just retail now? Even if it dips I'm sure it'll recover cause it has absolutely competition in the online retail market. Walmart, target and others are fucked tho

>> No.50561992

>>50559717
Know anything about FDMT?

>> No.50562004

>>50559793
Damn I miss those lil guys. I used to genuinely enjoy the coke polar bear shorts before movies at the theater

>> No.50562064

>>50560069
So the real question is will the vix calls print or not?

>> No.50562070

>>50560412
$115 per share, probably not for 9 months.

>> No.50562072

>>50561954
uhhh i can't post in your thread wtftf? is there a password?

>> No.50562076

Ok so real talk here, fellow Siggers. SSR was in place today after the Friday heem. Will tomorrow be an opportunity to add more? I wasn’t done accumulating and couldn’t bring myself to buy more today. Is another -15% day in the cards?

>> No.50562081

>>50560264
Reminder that bonds and cash and precious metals and commodites are even worse

>> No.50562201

I wanted to die when i finally learned that BTC is going way down but the rest of the coins are still pumping normally. Why did i waste so much time with longs and shorts when i could've just spent money on QOM or any other coin that is bullish
I am honestly considering stocks frens. But where could i begin, i've only ever invested on crypto