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50556423 No.50556423 [Reply] [Original]

What are some legal ways to cheat the system?

Post your cheat codes.

>> No.50556459

Simple, just steal things for free

>> No.50556463

Contribute to a health savings account and invest the money.

>> No.50556495

>>50556423
Lie

>> No.50556504

>Be American.
>Quit job or never start one.
>Get food stamps.
>Eat as much cheap and processed food as you can until you're 500 LBS.
>Get paid by government for being obese and browse chan all day

>> No.50556557

>>50556423
1) Join military to get access to government perks and free education
2) Legally become a racial woman on paper
3) Form disadvantaged veteran owned small business
4) Collect government contracts
5) Sub the contracts to firms that can actually do the work

>> No.50556587

>>50556423
There is no way to cheat the capitalist system. Cheating, fighting, conflict, treason, backstabbing and even murder are all fair play in profit seeking and highly incentivized. This is what capitalism always was about. There are no friends, just competitors and threats.

And this is why you have to be exterminated. It isnt even murder. It is euthanasia. God knows this Himself which is why mother Earth rejects you and your parasitic stock market and blockchain. Not to worry. Soon it will all be over. You will be free. One way or another

>> No.50556609

any americans willing to adopt/gaymarry me? i would make it if i didn't live in a islamo-communist pooropean country

>> No.50556619

>>50556504
Being fat feels really shitty.
Im 10 kg over my lean physique and i feel like shit
Although outwardly it just looks like i have a big of gut and some love handles.
I feel tired as shit all the time.
I know i'll cut that by the end of the month but damn it feels like im dying.

>> No.50556695

>Learn a programming language
>Come up with a sick dapp
>Go to the HBAR foundation with your dapp and get a grant
>build dapp and make money

It's easy anon

>> No.50556772

>>50556695
No one cares about your shitty hbar token. Go back to your containment thread.

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50556788

>>50556423
Fart in jars and sell them as art.

Start a non-profit arts organization. Obtain grant funding from the government (federal, state, county, and city). Sell tickets and merch. Make profit, but you're non-profit.

>> No.50557545

>>50556423
This is what i did.

>get government job
>go long term sick
>plan suicide

Im waiting to kill myself but i want to drain the system a little bit more.

>> No.50557771

>>50557545
Do a flip

>> No.50557838

>>50556557
Tell more.

>> No.50558028

>>50557771
Im OD'ing whilst watching Stand Alone Complex

>> No.50558040
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50558040

you can get a loan easily if you have an addiction to substance.
>wtf why would banks loan to druggies
source of money. Drugs aint cheap

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50558757

>>50556423
Ultimate Champions
They just released their coin, CHAMP
It's literally FIFA on the blockchain

>> No.50558799

>>50556423
work for the system.

>> No.50558810
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50558810

>legal
Why stop there

>> No.50560141

>>50556423
I pay no taxes on my income because I have no income.
>Have LLC
>Do business, make money
>Never take owner withdrawals
>Instead take out loans against the LLC's assets & income
>I use the loan in lieu of being paid
>LLC's income easily pays back the loan
gg no re

>> No.50560156

>>50556423
follow the jews

>> No.50560178

>>50556423
>Data collection thread
Nice try

>> No.50560195

Take a road trip to San francisco, then just steal everything. Drive all your stuff back to your home and hopefully a better state.

>> No.50560234

>>50560141
Taking out private loans and using your business to pay it off is tax evasion and if you're ever audited you will get shafted hard

>> No.50560258

>>50560234
Nah, they're legitimate business loans. After all, I need to buy gas for my cOmPanY CaR to meet clients right? And me and my clients have to eat, right?

>> No.50560478

pump and dump shitcoins
lace might get me out of waggy hell for a while if things go well (tm)

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>>50556423
I make 20k~ a month for owning a monetized YT channel for meme compilations I literally steal fully from lesser known channels