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5055591 No.5055591 [Reply] [Original]

guys, I literally have a one inch dick in normal state maybe slightly less. How much crypto do I need to fuck the brains out of a 10/10 chick??? For the rest of my life? Obviously I can’t impress unlike some dudes with long manly cocks...

>> No.5055630

Probably 1Million + USD

>> No.5055633

Geez, and I thought I was small at 6.0x5’5 inches

>> No.5055713

just transition to female

>> No.5055714

just learn to eat out you dumbfuck.

>> No.5055721

Bump

>> No.5055730

>>5055633
wow you're way to self conscious to go measure up like that. just fuck chicks who cares at 6 inches

>> No.5055744

>>5055714
I dont understand..

Are you saying I should take her out for a fancy dinner?

>> No.5055769

>>5055591
>How much crypto do I need to fuck the brains out of a 10/10 chick
>one inch dick

No matter how much money, you're never gonna fuck someones brain out with an one inch dick. You may fuck them, but not enough to give them pleasure.

>> No.5055801

>>5055633
You realise you've actually got a larger dick than most men?

>> No.5055803

They said size don’t matter, but when them ready to go down on u and see that small little thing i just don’t feel dominant anymore. I’m self conscious about it cause it’s too fking small. I watch porn and see dudes like 6 inch in normal state wtf.

>> No.5055810

>>5055744
no, learn to oral and clit stimulation. With enough foreplay the smallest microcok can make a girl cum.

>> No.5055890

Bump

>> No.5055900
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>> No.5055992

>>5055591
You're a grower not a shower.

>> No.5056008

I’m really starting to believe the pajeets roaming /biz/ meme

>> No.5056022

>>5055591
10/10?
Look at that back mole and those goblin gloves she's wearing over her hands.

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I couldn't find the right font.

>> No.5056118

>>5055591
if your dick is small when soft its because you masturbate too fucking much.

>> No.5056945

Would 1 btc be enough?

>> No.5056978

>>5056022
>goblin gloves

I'm stealing this.

>> No.5056995

What do you mean by goblin gloves?

>> No.5057005

>>5055591
I'm a grower too, OP, who cares, it's the erect state that matters.
Are you a cocklet when erect, too?

>> No.5057016

>>5055801
Thats like saying 5'10 is taller than most men.

thats technically true, but in the western world its average

>> No.5057056

Nah erect I’m 6’ but I want 6’ in normal state. Having my dick wave around and Hit her skin a few times to show my dominance is what matters to me

>> No.5057059

>>5057016
Lol. Major cops. Apart from Netherlands and Germany most men are 5’9 in the western world. But I kinda agree, just because you’re above average doesn’t mean it’s good. 6’0 minimum.

>> No.5057132

I’m 5’11 height wise
1in non erect.
does pumping surgery work?

>> No.5057161

there must be surgeries by now for penis enlargement right?

>> No.5057162

how do u guys show dominance over ur gfs? slap ass? choke?

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>>5057162
>ur gfs?

>> No.5057367

So yeah, learning to eat out pussy is essential. However I’m worried about potential stds in my fucking mouth. What are the odds of contracting something via oral sex?

>> No.5057382

Wtf biz...

>> No.5057434

>>5056118
my dick is 6.5 inches and 6' girth but imma virgin and jerk off twice daily lmao

>> No.5057499

long cock and have two hot 18 year olds suck u off for rest of life. 100 btc?

>> No.5057502

>>5057367
as much as contracting something genital.

>> No.5057533

>>5055591
i think 5 millions would be enough if you want to be save make it 10 million.

>> No.5057552

>>5055633
kek at this dicklet. 7.25" and 5.5" crew checking in.

>> No.5057556

>>5055769
>No matter how much money, you're never gonna fuck someones brain out with an one inch dick

He clearly said in "normal" state meaning flacid you turbocuck.

>> No.5057560

>>5057162
both ofc i also slap her with my dick, most women love choking while sex but you often need to seduce them slowly if they are not into it

>> No.5057647

>>5055591
there exist toys that put a vibrator on top of your dick that press agains her clit when you fuck her.

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>>5055633
>tfw that would be my size if I lost a lot of weight.

>> No.5057801

whut

>> No.5057836

>>5055633
Isn’t that small, though?
Lengthwise, I mean

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5057953

does biz like their women in the kitchen or out at work?

>> No.5058270

>>5057953
both, in the kitchen at work

>> No.5058300

>>5058270
haha nice. damn you work your woman out

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In the FUCKEN KITCHEN you fucken CUNT

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