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Welcome to /smg/, we just like to have a lil fun round here

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Lumine
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <----- 3 days

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50552056

>> No.50553621

pee pee poo poo >:)

>> No.50553624
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>everything is fine

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Bros, I'm down $13 today. It's over.

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Inb4 SOXL closes at $16

>> No.50553641

Good time to long TLT this week?

>> No.50553642

Extremely conservative portfolio of 80% QLD and 20% TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls is already up...
$135!

>> No.50553643

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50553654
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50553654

>>50553624
buy the dip

>> No.50553656
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>>50553642
>being bullish on tech

>> No.50553660

Middle finger forming on the poo and pee

>> No.50553662

>niggas want to take out calls on facebook
And then they'll come here and seethe about bobo niggers destroying their portfolio when it turns out retarded contrarian 4channishness doesn't actually move markets. Make the obvious play, because the market moves in obvious ways.

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50553664

Reminder this is a jewish thread, with jewish subject matter, with jewish motivations, and we discuss jewish techniques while having some good old testament jewish fun

>> No.50553663
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I bought more SOXL at $16.70

>> No.50553666

god i fucking hate the wagiecage

>> No.50553667

>>50553635
>shoes on the beach
wouldnt want to burn your tootsies

>> No.50553668
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>>50553656
Uhm, excuse me: Technology is the future!

>> No.50553669

>>50553642
I just moved into a conservative portfolio of 100% SPY put options that expire on Wednesday.

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>>50553642
>longing QLD
>longing QLD at the literal local top

You're gonna have a bad time.

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>>50553615
>TFW My Marv edit makes it to being the /smg/ thread pic
>TFW I made money on gay sex today
Guys, is this what making it feels like?

>> No.50553675

Thoughts on DSP (viant)

>> No.50553677
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when is CHIPS bill vote
how high SOXL will go sirs

>> No.50553682

>>50553664
What's with the chicken thing? Do they think God is retarded?

>> No.50553687

>9:30a Stocks climb as market awaits earnings reports and Fed meeting results
>10:30a Stocks waver as market awaits earnings reports and Fed meeting results
>1:00p Stocks struggle to find a direction ahead of earnings reports and Fed meeting results

Why did I go to school in STEM when I could just become a financial analyst?

>> No.50553694

>>50553664
this, post some Jewish music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnzTTYk7_Q

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SIGA sissies our time has come. The doubters and the haters will pay. Gay sex is the only way.

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>>50553674
thanks for the pic bro it's a gud one

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>>50553666
huh apparently i am the antichrist

>> No.50553701

Who is holding up the S&P?

>> No.50553702
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50553702

Look at this first hand experience of monkeypee it's not fucking joke...

>7/15-17: THE WORSE pain I've experience in my entire life due to the internal anorectal lesions. 10 out of 10. I was taking Norco (hydrocodone + acetaminophen) and ibuprofen but it barely helped. I basically didn't sleep for 3 days because every moment felt like a fiery, rusty chainsaw was running in my ass. What's worse is that the internal lesions make you feel like you need to poop, so you want to poop but nothing comes out, and if something does come out, it is excruciatingly painful. I wish this on nobody, except on anybody ignorant enough to call monkeypoo a "gay disease"

>> No.50553712

>>50553701
Me

>> No.50553714

>>50553687
The title is literally changed by a bot.
Program the bot.

>> No.50553716

Why is it so volatile today?

>> No.50553721

>>50553712
well then stop right now

>> No.50553727

>>50553701
probably something retarded like stamps.com

>> No.50553728

>>50553702
I'm not gay so I'll never have to worry about this lol

>> No.50553730
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>>50553702
TPOXX is working for him

>I’ll do a TPOXX update soon with photos but it’s definitely working. Up until I started TPOXX, my lesions and rash were getting worse every day. Since starting TPOXX 3 days ago, the lesions and rash are improving/becoming smaller/healing. Really hoping that everything is gone by the end of the 14-day treatment.

>> No.50553733

>>50553721
Oh ok then.

Sorry about that.

>> No.50553736

>>50553682
well, their interpretation of a god is pretty retarded so they replaced it with money
>>50553694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT5OO3eCv5w

>> No.50553737

>>50553702
>where I bottomed

I hate fags so much bros

>> No.50553741

Looks like today will be literally the lowest volume day of the year. Guess it’s retail retards bidding it up. You are shitting on Powells face trying to get the spy over 400 pre FOMC, seriously. The man WANTS lower valuations, this will be all the justification he needs to be a “hero” and raise 100. He isn’t your friend

>> No.50553751

Koss Corp. shares were recently up 37% to $10.58 after reports that the company reached a settlement with Apple Inc. related to a patent suit about AirPods.

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50553753

Anyone else shorting FAZE on this fine morning?

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>>50553702
>I-i-its not a gay disease!!!!

>> No.50553756

>>50553716
>grinding in a 0.5% range over 4 hours
>volatile

>> No.50553758

lol @ siga puts
lmao even

>> No.50553760

>>50553741
Does this mean my cashgang stance will be validated soon

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Am I too late to get in on copper companies? Seems like the only commodity that wasn't giga hyped during the war PnD.

>> No.50553762

>>50553737
Tis a shame this virus isn't more lethal

>> No.50553766

>>50553702
>I wish this on nobody
>except on anybody ignorant enough to call it a gay disease
>I wish this on the people who have zero chance of catching it due to not being faggots
lmao faggot redditors always have something funny to say

>> No.50553768

>>50553702
should I call it a "fag disease"?

>> No.50553774

>>50553752
This is going to sound homophobic since we're on an LBGT board but this is disgusting.

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>>50553765

>> No.50553784

>>50553765
Okay groomer.

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>>50553702
>All part of the plan.

>> No.50553800

>>50553753
Never even heard of it. Why is it up 40% on the day?

>> No.50553802

SIGA niggas...

>> No.50553804

>>50553702
the only people who are afraid of monkeipox are faggots from the reddit like you. I know I will never catch the disease because I am not a homosexual.

>> No.50553818

>>50553765
just don't fuck your kids bro its not that hard I can tell you have a season pass to Disney fucking weirdo

>> No.50553833
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>>50553804
There are people who claim they caught monkeypoo from an airbnb and a gym.

Also a tattoo shop.

>> No.50553836

>>50553800
It is being memed. Newest meme stock that just went public via SPAC last week @ $10 a share with 100 mil shares for a 1B valuation.
It’s the gaming YouTube clan/company Faze Clan. They make videos, sell merch, own some Esports teams but reported a ~40mil loss in 2021 lol.

>> No.50553839

>>50553821
so then every time you jerk off you are jerking off your dad?

>> No.50553871

>>50553836
Oh this is that zoomer gaming group full of Arabs propped up by oil money right?

>> No.50553874

>>50553756
there is a serious bart forming right now on all the major indices. something has this market spooked right now. is it more bad earning news?

>> No.50553876

>>50553833
well i do all my work outs at home with my x3 bar, and i don't go to air b and bs and since i'm jewish I won't be getting the tattoo. also you know who else frequents gyms, tattoo parlors and airbnbs? fucking faggots, that's who!

>> No.50553893

>>50553804
I wouldn't be so sure baggot. Animals can catch it and no doubt your gookfu is feasting on dogs and bats over in best Korea. I'd be careful when she comes back

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TBLT bros, what happened? We were supposed to squeeze...

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>>50553818
>wow you look just like your mother
>the same mother that i stuff with my dick because her face turns me on
>therefore you look like a person who i like to fuck
im not saying im going to fuck my daughter but this is reality. im just a philosopher. if you are sexually attracted to your daughter, logically it makes sense because she looks like your wife, who you like fucking.

>> No.50553904

>>50553821
No, you're just a degenerate looser.

>> No.50553911
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>>50553876
You want to know what would be very funny? If you caught monkey poop. HAHA

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50553922

You guys are fucked in the head.

>> No.50553926

>>50553836
Sounds retarded for something like that to go public. I'm not sure about shorting it though. I sense fuckery afoot.

>> No.50553930

>>50553903
Then logically it also makes you a flaming faggot since it's also half of you

>> No.50553936

>>50553871
>zoomer gaming group
Yes
>full of Arabs
Yes
>propped up by oil money
lol no

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>>50553839
Yes.

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>when your index looks like btc chart
how do we save japan from its 33 year double top?

>> No.50553942

>>50553893
They don't have homosexuals in Korea, she's fine.

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>>50553899

>> No.50553955
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>>50553615
>everything is burning around you
grab what you can related to BCI while stonks are down

>> No.50553956

>>50553945
Kek, they did it again, right on schedule!

>> No.50553959

>>50553904
moralists are retarded. you have nothing to say against what i just said except name calling. 2016 tourists.

>> No.50553963

>>50553903
it's actually a thing. there have been fathers who were absent during life and then run into their daughters later on, and end up being highly attracted and fucking.
there were a few articles on it

>> No.50553974

>JUST IN - China to start treating COVID patients with domestically produced HIV drug, Reuters reports.
bros...

>> No.50553978

>>50553936
Not even a smidge of oil money? Is Allah financing them?

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>>50553669
>69

>> No.50554006

>>50553983
Ok you're trolling

>> No.50554010

>>50553963
finally, a fellow philosopher. thank you for your input.

>> No.50554012

>>50553821
>you're fucking an overly old version of your daughter
>you can't fuck a young version of your wife without also fucking a female version of yourself
life is cruel

>> No.50554019

digits and snap $10 calls

>> No.50554020

>>50553926
Yeah I could get reemed on this trade which is why I’m only short a couple contracts and not moving size.
I know one of the owners/early members irl and used to party with him in highschool.
I have a friend that does M&A legal work and you would be surprised at the amount of YouTube related deals there are but all are private transactions. FAZE going public is unprecedented so I’m curious how it pans out and I’m willing to bet a little bit it doesn’t work out too well.

>> No.50554026

>>50553983
>except as a woman, my daughter does not have a dick
Wow transphobic much... MODS!!!!!

>> No.50554028

>>50554019
Roll, but only if you buy waaay out.

>> No.50554038

>>50553641
I think bonds are coming back so may not be a bad idea to start buying again

>> No.50554044

>>50553959
>moralists are retarded.
Says the literal ratbrain retard that wants to fuck his family. Are you a human or are you some degenerate animal incapable of thought?

>> No.50554051

>>50553712
That was you? Why do you want a cock in your ass so bad that you risk a barbaric disease?

>> No.50554052

>>50554038
i dont have enough money to buy a bond

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>>50553666
>>50553666
>>50553666
CHECK MY DIGITS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
also soxl is going to $5 in 3 months

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>>50553978
Nah they have Italian media mogul Jimmy Lovine as an owner. He’s the dude who cofounded Beats by Dre with Dr Dre and sold it for 3B.

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SIGAPHOBES!!

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>>50553765
your dauther isn't for you, she's for the enjoyment of other men. that's what you raise her for.

>> No.50554075

Buddy look at crab computer

>> No.50554076

>>50553983
ywnbaw

>> No.50554080

>White house changed the definition of recession
Mumubros lost...

>> No.50554090

>>50554061
What the fuck
Bros maybe video games are a career afterall

>> No.50554092

>>50554071
no you raise her so you can marry her off to some wealthy family and get something for your investment

>> No.50554094

>>50553615
>Welcome to /smg/, we just like to have a lil fun round here
Are we having fun yet?

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Recession canceled, green all week baby!

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Jerome is still hiking tomorrow, isn't he

>> No.50554110

>>50554080
THAT'S A BIDEN WIN

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>>50554094
Yes! In fact, we're in FUNTOWN today!

>> No.50554129

>>50554102
Probably

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>>50553702
>THE WORSE
Worse than what? Fucking homo never specified.

>> No.50554135

>>50554028
negative, gambling on weeklies

fuck these stupid sliding captchas

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>>50553354 #
>The VIX is up today
doesn't look up to me

>> No.50554142

>>50554102
Wednesday is the announcement then GDP numbers on Thursday lol. Really they're fucked no matter what they do and I think a pivot would ultimately be an admission we're fucked. Will probably be the expected 75bps due to recent CPI numbers with some dovish words about the future tucked in. Maybe we won't see those dovish words until minutes tho.

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>>50553702
Based fag disease laying low disgusting sodomites. Shame they learn nothing from all of the disease they are exclusively inflicted with living like animals. Good for me since I have some short term SIGA calls

>> No.50554145

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I get it now! This is why the stepdaughter tag is becoming increasingly popular. You get the wife minus yourself!
Is there a derivative? If not, I'm going to email Direxion with this newfound knowledge. I'm thinking a 3x etf called STEP or ICST. Thoughts?

>> No.50554148

jesus Rocker is right again ...

>> No.50554154

>>50554102
Of course he's hiking, the question is how much. No one is expecting 100 bps anymore. 75 seems to be the consensus but it might only be 50... or even less

>> No.50554158

Is this shit gonna dump or what

>> No.50554164

The materialistic and selfish style of contemporary life is not inherent to the human condition. Much of what seems natural to us today dates back to the 1980s: the obsession with wealth creation, the cult of privatization and the private sector, the widening gap between rich and poor. And, above all, the rhetoric that goes with it: uncritical admiration for unregulated markets, disdain for the public sector, illusion for the public sector, the illusion of infinite growth. I once explained a rich guy, owner of a high-tech company investing in longevity technologies, that longevity won't be able to stop a bullet. I shot him in his head. The bullet costs $0.10.

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>>50553903
>>50553963
Westermarck effect

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect

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>>50553702
>It's naht a gay disease!

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>>50554148
I always am chud

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>>50554145
I guess you've never heard of lean prostitute futures. One of these days you'll be able to play with the big boys.

>> No.50554208

>>50554187
ill be strokin' it to the big wins u gave me this yr bby

>> No.50554213

>>50554111
I like FUN

>> No.50554219

>>50554136
>pulls up the 5D chart
Anon, I...

>> No.50554244

>>50554213
I follow some roller coaster enthusiast YouTube channels, and apparently Cedar Fair has been financially.......shaky lately.

>> No.50554248

Lumber bros, will we ever catch a break?

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>>50554213
>FUN

>> No.50554265

they gonna dump it

>> No.50554266

>>50554208
Don't worry, there are plenty more winners to come.

>> No.50554267

SIGGA NIGGAS WHERE WE AT

YEET YEET SKRRT SKRRT AS THEY SAY

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VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX VIX

>> No.50554274

>>50554248
I hope not, I'm trying to get a fence replaced. 200 linear feet of was going to run me $6k, what the fuck

>> No.50554293

>FAZE has 1 employee
I want to buy puts but I’m priced out…

>> No.50554298

>>50554270

At this rate theta is going to rape your options anyway

>> No.50554302

>>50554274
That way too cheap, that guy wouldnt be making anything off you

>> No.50554331

>>50554293
Why would it need more? It's the manager.

>> No.50554343
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50554343

aye lmao my conservative investment into 100% SPY long put options be strait bussin frfr

here's a niglet for us to look at while we celebrate.

>> No.50554344

WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP PULL UP

>> No.50554372
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50554372

What's for lunch /smg/ bros?
>besides steak and hamburgers obviously

>> No.50554375

>>50554154
Nomura literally changed its forecast to 100 today

>> No.50554387

>>50554164
kys commie

>> No.50554393

>>50554372
i'm thinkin some chicken noodle soup from last week

>> No.50554400

Pizza rools

>> No.50554402

>>50554372
chicken biryani the wife made.

>> No.50554407

>>50554372
I made fettuccine Alfredo

>> No.50554410

>>50554298
Banking on FOMC at this point

>> No.50554412

>>50554372
Holy fuck close all those tabs and programs.

>> No.50554428

>>50554410

If it’s not 100 you lose

>> No.50554436

>>50554372
canned ravioli

>> No.50554441
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>>50554270
About to buy 2 UVXY weeklies, heh what could go wrong haha.

>> No.50554442
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>>50554372
>eating lunch
Got to get those pounds off.

>> No.50554448
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50554448

>>50554372
gotta do groceries after close

>> No.50554452

>>50554372
i just got back from a 3 b& from all boards for going to /ck/ and calling all the non-kosher food on the board goyslop.

>> No.50554453

>>50554372
>seashell plate
Are you living in a Beach house

>> No.50554458

>>50554412
Don't tell my wife what to do

>> No.50554461
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50554461

>>50554372
Ham and cheese. Muenster cheese, colman's mustard and a pickle of course.

>> No.50554462

>Elon Musk fucked a Microsoft multimillionaires wife
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SERGEY KEKED

>> No.50554470
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50554470

>>50554372

>julie
lets see it

>> No.50554474

>>50554461
you could have just said goyslop.

>> No.50554476

I bought a $50 VTIP put how fucked am I

>> No.50554477

>>50554462
Elon's musk is irresistible.

>> No.50554483
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50554483

>>50554442
...you're not my real father!

>> No.50554484

>>50554452
Kek

>> No.50554506

>>50554452
>Achievement Unlocked

>> No.50554509

T loves high interest rates

>> No.50554521
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50554521

I don't know what you guys are all crying about, I'm up 25% right now.

>> No.50554529
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50554529

Are Fed's going to drop the ball on the 27th or print more money?

>> No.50554530

Are the 2 and 10 yrs bonds still inverted? This is okay, right?

Did reverse repo hit another all time high, this is ok, right?

Russia really did turn off fuel to Germany today, this is okay, right?

>> No.50554531

>>50553615
I bought almost $5k VIX long calls, slightly OTM Strike, 8/17 & 8/24 Expiration, how fucked am I? How much of a scam is the VIX number? Can it be be kept this low for that long?

>> No.50554537

X

>> No.50554538
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50554538

aaaand we're red again. crab day I guess?

>> No.50554544
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50554544

>>50554452
actually based but baggie...

>> No.50554556

>>50554530
all of that is already priced in sweaty.

>> No.50554572

>>50554509
You could buy any decent utility company if you wanted dividends with regulation-guaranteed gains, but you instead bought the shittiest telecom in the nation with higher risk and lower returns.

You have failed in securing both alpha and beta and deserve to be burned alongside T's management.

>> No.50554576
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50554576

>>50554219
>5D chart

>> No.50554577

I have been unemployed for two weeks now and life has not been better.

>> No.50554589
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50554589

>>50554102
75 boop

>> No.50554592

>>50554572
I just bought PSTL on margin.

>> No.50554598
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50554598

When do I sell

>> No.50554597

>>50554529
SPY is going to rally the day of the FOMC like it always does. What's going to to be important is whether the market tanks during MSFT GOOGL earnings Tuesday.

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50554605

>>50554576

>> No.50554608

>>50554577
Not been better or never been better?

>> No.50554611

>>50554531

Why long vol? Did you just watch the big short? If you instead just bought SPY puts or DXY calls you would’ve made so much more. People like to sell volatility, it’s been a good trade the last couple weeks if you haven’t noticed…

>> No.50554622

>>50554608
Oh, never been better. Thank you.

>> No.50554625
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50554625

I wonder how that anon is doing right now who put 100k into VIX options last week

>> No.50554627

>>50554598
at 100.00%

>> No.50554630
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50554630

>>50554136
>>50554219
>>50554576
>using inferior delayed non-official charts
here take this
https://www.cboe.com/tradable_products/vix/

>> No.50554632

>>50554605
what am I looking at

>> No.50554635
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50554635

>>50554598
i should have bought calls huh

>> No.50554638

Spotify calls

>> No.50554641

>>50554577
Quite right. I've been unemployed for half a year thanks to my cunning and I absolutely refuse to ever go to the wagecage again. I'd unironically be happier living in the wild like an animal.

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50554646

>>50554178
>Israeli kibbutz communal child rearing

>> No.50554648

>>50554630
it still looks down

>> No.50554653

>>50554598
It's going to $100 is the medium term, so maybe consider selling then.

>> No.50554657

>>50554605
>>50554576

Contract rollover… come on how are you going to trade an ETF and not know the most basic thing about it? You lost $3 or whatever to contango, meaning UVXY needs to rally even MORE to make up for rollover.

>> No.50554666

>>50554598
Sell now

>> No.50554672

You understand that since the definition of recession changed, this indicates that Biden is gonna pump the market by any means to survive midterms right?

>> No.50554677

>>50554641
I think that's unironically one of my biggest fears, that this planned unemployment is going to go so well I just don't want to work again. I'm not retired but I do have a healthy savings, it's just a question of months turning into years.

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50554678

Oh fuck... my plan to go 100% into leveraged NASDAQ positions isn't working out too well...

>> No.50554682

>>50553615
>negative CFNAI
that's one.
see you tomorrow.

>> No.50554691
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50554691

How many shares of SIGA do you own and what was your average cost?

I have 100 shares @ $11.18

>> No.50554692

>>50554672
>this indicates that Biden is gonna pump the market
this indicates that Biden can no longer pump the market

FTFY

>> No.50554702

>>50554672
just buy puts and calls, market has to go one way

>> No.50554703

>VIX is position close only on the 27th
>retards think shit won't be blood red
KEK

>> No.50554713

Will the market please dump. I have to pay my child support soon and all my money is tied up in Nasdaq shorts.

>> No.50554715

>>50554682
GDP thursday

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50554717

>>50554094
Yes.!

>> No.50554720

Biden can't even pump oxygen to his brain.

>> No.50554727

>>50554611
>ha
I sell SPY OTM short strangles at various Expirations out to like 30 days max. To be honest I watched a Larry McMillian continuing education course on buy/sell indicators and even though VIX isnt a "buy" yet per his parameters, I'm looking at the charts and seeing VIX was lowest its been since April. It's either gonna crab till my expirations expire worthless and then pump, or I will be a winner hopefully. The question is how the fuck can VIX be so low when you watch the SPY charts every day? I guess no volatility last week when its just institutional algo trading huh? How long can it be manipulated low? Indefinitely?

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>>50554452

>> No.50554736

>>50554691
Why not buy calls? The longer ones seem safe

>> No.50554762

wish I hit SIGA- ashamed to say that

>> No.50554767

>>50554713
Just don't pay it lmao, what can they even do. Just move.

>> No.50554773
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>>50554293
Just sell some calls naked next time that way you benefit from downside move and theta. Even the vertical bear spreads on FAZE were fucked in pricing I couldn’t find anything decent so I just said fuck it and sold a couple calls naked.

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test2

>> No.50554781

>>50554727
Ignore "ha". Also I'm long the market in a bunch of ETFsd, SPY included. SPY OTM Shorrt Strangles for cash generation to make riskier VIX long calls plays. Not $100k worth of long calls though. Not gonna be that retarded

>> No.50554788

>>50554598
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell.

>> No.50554791

Lumber bros, will we ever catch a break?

>> No.50554794

>>50554762
It's still early, dude. This pandemic is just getting started. You can FOMO now, or maybe wait for a slight pullback somewhere to FOMO, but this shit is going to the moon.

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>>50554788

>> No.50554810
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50554810

nature will not heal until we hit that line.

>> No.50554819

>>50554791
We don't need lumber anymore

>> No.50554822

>>50553664
the old testament was the exact opposite. it's the story of god trying to reel in jewish degeneracy
>>50553694
>>50553736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpcL3LP5_hY
you have to make it 45 seconds into this before making up your mind about it.

>> No.50554825

>>50554794
I think we should just outlaw homosexuality instead of using vaccines

>> No.50554828

>>50553663
RIP.

>> No.50554830

is it too late to go into SIGA? Bros?

>> No.50554837

>>50554825
I don't give a shit about the gay homo butt pirates. I'm just in this for the money.

>> No.50554838

>>50554797
I have never felt an image so hard in my life.

>> No.50554839
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50554839

Did people get HOOKED on NVDA when the Pelosi-chips bill shit came out?

>> No.50554840

>>50554822
tracks a banger and checked

>> No.50554841
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50554841

>>50553696
>our time has come
And so have I.

>> No.50554849

SIGA isn’t actually going to $50 right? That’s just a meme right?

>> No.50554854
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50554854

>>50554810
Well, you see, if you assume the Earth is more than 2000y old and take into account the economics listed in the old testament, and also take into account the economics of widely agreed upon future climate regulations the u is actually an n.

>> No.50554857

>>50553760
Yes you are based someone has to pump my bags after I short this to zero and buy the bottom.

>> No.50554860
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50554860

>>50554849

>> No.50554862

It's just me or 4chan didn't load properly for everyone hours ago?

>> No.50554865

>>50554849
Bro, do you think gaysex is just going to stop by itself?

>> No.50554868

>>50554849
$50 is just the beginning, under 20k reported cases and it's already mooning

>> No.50554870

>>50554862
just you

>> No.50554871

>>50554822
>it's the story of god trying to reel in jewish degeneracy
based, the lord knew that the children of israel would disobey the commandments, that's why he taught Moses a song about it right before his death, and Moses taught it Joshua to teach to the congregation when they went into their land of milk and honey

>> No.50554872

>>50554862
Yeah it was fucked all morning for me too

>> No.50554882

>>50554862
Pol did a thing and got the place dos'ed

>> No.50554883

>>50554393
>>50554400
>>50554407
>>50554436
based
>>50554402
wholesome
>>50554412
Takes a lot of compute to lose this much money
>>50554442
I went full ketolard hence the lone sausage. Shit's working so far. 20 pounds down, 25 to go
>>50554448
I'm putting it off as long as possible hopefully price of beef comes down soon
>>50554452
BASADO
>>50554453
Florida man here. When in, um, Rome
>>50554461
Early 20s pilled
>>50554470
kek, it's a textbook author's name. I know a Julie but she's something like 400 pounds. Thx for reading my blog

>> No.50554884

USACbros when's the big drop

>> No.50554886

>>50554797
This meme never fails to get a chuckle out of me. Isildur had less than 1 minute of screen time but left a big impact.

>> No.50554888
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50554888

>>50554862
Yeah the glowies are at it again.

>> No.50554890

YOLO, LOTTO, GAMBLE WAMBLE ONLY RETWEETING IF IT WORKS

ER Plays
>KO 60p 0.31
>GM 32.5p 0.31
>MCD 240p 1.30
>UPS 212.5c 0.40

All plays have are directional & sub 20Δ because that is all /smg/ ever suggests

>> No.50554891

>>50554882
what they do?

>> No.50554897

>>50554849
>>50554868
>>50554865
I don't want to fomo and watch it go to 2$

>> No.50554905

>>50554102
i call 50 beeps, maybe 75

>> No.50554906

>>50554891
Somebody copy pasted the adl's webseite copy

>> No.50554911

>>50554897
This is where I am- But i was also here at 13 thinking that :/

>> No.50554912

>>50554810
technology/productivity grows exponentially, not linearly

>> No.50554914

WHERE ARE THE SIGA SHORTFAGS NOW??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.50554921

>>50554891
Posted the secret service missing texts

>> No.50554926

>>50554897
It's your money, do what you want. I don't see it going anywhere but up for a while.

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50554932

>>50554849
bro, we live in the most degen homo world imaginable

>> No.50554933

>>50554906
what?!

>> No.50554934

>>50554897
why would it go to $2 lmao... my avg is around $12.5

>> No.50554938

what's gazprom up to?

>> No.50554942

>>50554914
I've both shorted and bought SIGA. Made money both ways. Loving this pump.

>> No.50554945

>>50554921
legends anyone get it before shit was scrubbed?

>> No.50554948

>>50554897
Its actually a decent company. No debt and a nice cash pile. In talks with Biden to boost production. Good chance it climbs to $50 over next 30 day period.

>> No.50554950
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50554950

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>> No.50554963

>>50554945
Oh that was a joke, I don't actually visit /pol/

>> No.50554970

>>50554938
My Russian stonks are still frozen. Unironically considering selling them for 10$/ share if anyone wants them here.

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50554975

>>50554950
thanks, just sold tree fiddy more

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50554981

>>50554822
the degeneracy never stopped, it only got worse and then they were forsaken (oy vey anuddah shoah)

>> No.50554989

>>50554691
>SIGA
250 @ 13.3
4 calls @ $20 dated 8/19 bought on the fakest and gayest Friday retail shakeup dump I have ever seen in my life.

Today has been a good day. Always bet on fags to be fags.

Always.

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50554990

I'm getting bogged by McDonalds.

>> No.50554995

>>50554942
i may re enter at 13-12 range

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>>50554950
Cant

>> No.50555014

>>50554990
they have earnings tomorrow.

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50555029

>>50554989
Kek you bought my calls. I have some Hebrew friends that will make sure it stays just under $20 by expiration.

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50555030

>>50555014
I know, and fortunately I'm long and bought low, but fuck.

>> No.50555041

>>50554938
>>50554970
Can anyone explain wtf the voluntary action thing means?

>> No.50555046

>>50554884
why are people shorting usac?

>> No.50555053

>>50555029
Lol, I'm not holding these.
I bought them for pennies and they're already at 70 cents last time I checked. They'll be out of my portfolio this week, dumped on FOMOers, and we'll both be laughing our way to green days brother.

Gay sex is the way of the future.

>> No.50555078

STOP TALKING ABOUT SIGA, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOXL!

>> No.50555079

SIGA chads, I kneel

>> No.50555081

bobo sissies keep selling
the mumu will watch, and the mumu VILL LEArn

>> No.50555097

why the fuck is snap crabbing with 100M in volume?

>> No.50555111

>>50555097
scalp trading at such a cheap price

>> No.50555117

>>50554270
VIXXXXXXXIES MY CALLS ARE GETTING FUCKED IT MUST GO UP AAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.50555127
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50555127

He's a NEGGer!

>> No.50555137

>>50555127
Big if true.

>> No.50555138
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50555138

are all these weekly bear flags finally going to play out or are earnings gonna be that good with the fomc this wednesday

>> No.50555140

>>50554778
don't be fooled by this retarded graph
>Before May 2020, M2 consists of M1 plus (1) savings deposits (including money market deposit accounts); (2) small-denomination time deposits (time deposits in amounts of less than $100,000) less individual retirement account (IRA) and Keogh balances at depository institutions; and (3) balances in retail money market funds (MMFs) less IRA and Keogh balances at MMFs.
>Beginning May 2020, M2 consists of M1 plus (1) small-denomination time deposits (time deposits in amounts of less than $100,000) less IRA and Keogh balances at depository institutions; and (2) balances in retail MMFs less IRA and Keogh balances at MMFs. Seasonally adjusted M2 is constructed by summing savings deposits (before May 2020), small-denomination time deposits, and retail MMFs, each seasonally adjusted separately, and adding this result to seasonally adjusted M1.
anyone still posting the old graphs of M1 money is an idiot or a liar
https://fredblog.stlouisfed.org/2021/05/savings-are-now-more-liquid-and-part-of-m1-money/

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50555142

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.50555143

>>50555117
I'm net green on mine right now... but not enough to close early

>> No.50555159

>>50554372
Lentil tacos.

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>>50555142
make me~

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50555168

Remember what the homophobes took from you SIGA chads. It's not enough that we get rich, we must make sure the gay sex naysayers stay poor.

>> No.50555175

>>50554933
Glowniggers from Russia have been hacking the american glowniggers on /pol/ and the american glowniggers have been seething.

>> No.50555180

SIGA is going to come down next couple weeks but there might be something in that meme stock now

>> No.50555188
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50555188

look at google chart

>> No.50555194
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>>50554830
Eh I just tossed $2k at 30 Mar 23’ 25/30 C spreads. I’m fine with losing $2k if it means I have a shot at a 6x’er

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>>50555188
So what?

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>>50554995
not gonna happen brokie, friday was the last chance to scoop up that cheap

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>>50555168
I member. #pride

>> No.50555231

>>50555201
It's about to violently break downwards.

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>>50555187
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>>50555168
If you really believe the public is going to fall for another round of force vaccinations to prevent the spread of some sexually transmitted disease that's only a problem among homosexual men, i've got a bridge in over the gay bay in San Francisco to sell you.

>pic related you can buy it from me for like 1000 shares of SIGA

>> No.50555309

>>50554830
Feels like it. Generally if you have to ask it's too late. Some people here and elsewhere have said it's 100 long-term while others are bailing because it's doubled in price.

>> No.50555387

>>50555309
jeets are baiting after their tikka masala profits

>> No.50555388

>>50554727
>>50554727
>The question is how the fuck can VIX be so low when you watch the SPY charts every day? I guess no volatility last week when its just institutional algo trading huh? How long can it be manipulated low? Indefinitely?
23.62/ 16= 1,47. 1,47 move on the SPX expected

>> No.50555474

>>50555245
That's the point. SIGA doesn't produce the vaccine, it produces the therapy treatment.

>> No.50555602

>>50555245
Don't forget all of the colored women infected by their down low bucks, as well as human women who cuck their men, you insufferable faggot.

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>>50554065
The smart move is to hold until winter when it REALLY takes off...

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since you faggots seem to like my frogs;