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Summer clothers.....

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Lumine
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <----- 3 days

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

last >>50544725

>> No.50547865 [DELETED] 

First for fuck niggers

>> No.50547867

baking

>> No.50547874

We should pool our money together to start a company that makes anime girls real. Ticker: WIFU

>> No.50547880

Baking since this thread was made by an obvious troll.

>> No.50547893

>no fap for 5 days
>look at porn for like 2 minutes
>brain goes parabolic have a headache now
I'm so powerful

>> No.50547894

I hope SIGA dumps more today

>> No.50547910
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50547910

I think I'm going to just liquidate all of my positions, put all of my money into TQQQ, and then sell deep otm covered calls for the rest of my life
I'm just not capable of anything more complicated than that

>> No.50547914
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50547914

Iz we in troubles?

>> No.50547916
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50547916

>>50547894
>TIME TO SLURP THAT HECKIN GAY SEX DIPPERINO AMIRITE???

>> No.50547921
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>>50547894
If it does I am going all in. I already tripled my position on Friday. "A dump with no news means schmes from the jews."

>> No.50547932

>>50547874
>making 2D perfection into 3D trash

>> No.50547933
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50547933

>>50547910
Dividends are your friends!

>> No.50547939

Tell me what stocks to buy..... NOW.

>> No.50547945

>>50547933
I have no friends and am incapable of making or keeping any

>> No.50547952

>>50547939
all of them, equally

>> No.50547953

>>50547939
SIGA at open.

>> No.50547960

>>50547939
Ticker ROPE

>> No.50547972
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>>50547910
Congratulations, anon. You've just figured out the guaranteed path to success. Nothing short of the complete collapse of America could stop you.

>> No.50547994

>>50547939
buy SOXS
we're pooling our funds together to lock the float and screw over short sellers

>> No.50548027

>>50547953
SIGA will dump hard at open

>> No.50548035
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50548035

>>50547953
>>50548027
>implying implications
Gay sex is about to make me rich you fucking faggots

>> No.50548052

>>50548027
Then you buy more, baggie

>> No.50548060

>>50548027
SIGA will absolutely moon at open lol.

>> No.50548080

Plan for tomorrow:

Buy 30k worth of UUP 28 8/26 calls
Short 20k worth NVDA
Short 20k worth MSTR
Long 12k worth SOXS
Long 12k worth HIBS

If you are on the opposite side of me for any of these positions I honestly feel so fucking bad for you because I don’t lose.

>> No.50548155

Been cashgang since april. Where are we feeling macro trend bros. I think cash was the correct choice for q1/q2 2022 even when commods wer tempting me. Going to be patient I think and wait some more, but I know there's always opportunity.

t. Long only tard

>> No.50548156

>>50548080
absolute LARP
there is no way you are selling 20k worth of NVDA options you dumb nigger

>> No.50548159

>>50548103
Priced in.

>> No.50548167

>>50547994
I don't own any but would consider buying if for nothing else than screwing over shorters.

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>>50547837
I went to the beach today
beautiful girls everywhere
I keep getting older and lonelier

2D is based but it isn't enough

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>>50548035
>>50548103
priced in.

>> No.50548216

>>50548176

Just stop getting old.

>> No.50548229

>>50548176

When I play video games, big titted anime girls don't appear

>> No.50548233
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50548233

>>50547914
LOOK AT BITCOIN COMPUTER
(Hint: we dumpin' tomorrow)

>> No.50548234

>>50548176
some young women have a thing for older guys anon
also, some older women have a thing for younger guys
for me, it's older women

>> No.50548239

juicy soxs

>> No.50548268
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>>50547476
>>50547476
>>50547476
>>50547476

anon I talked to you before about this. you said flip of a coin too.

I think tight stop loss, like .5% or 1% with good research, it shouldn't be a flip of a coin.

options and spx/spy contracts are flip of a coin to me.

forex/gold/crypto via forex. I finally feel in control

I will go for the 200k ftmo account at the end of the month.

that gold trade I didn't risk over 1%

>> No.50548269

I swear to god if the market doesn’t crash tomorrow I’m going to be so pissed.

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>>50548268
ict is my bible

>> No.50548302

>>50548234
Some older guys have a thing for younger boys
Ticker: SIGA

>> No.50548315

>>50547837
Okay anons what are the benefits of credit unions in comparison to banks? I know credit unions tend to offer higher interest rate but their has to be a catch right?

>> No.50548316

>>50548275
Whats your win rate? I saw a few posts about it but Im not very good at identifying supply zones from candles
Can it scale to larger frames too?

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>>50548268
Go on without me. Hope you make it. I think I end up getting too cocky and start making too aggressive trades. But it's hard when I start feeling like I can see everything before it happens. Next time I have a few spare grand to play with I'll try again. Been spotting some pretty nice trades that I would have taken on gold lately too.

>> No.50548349

>>50548315
Less ATMs you can use without paying fees. Don't have call centers for customer support. I think that's it. People I know that use them like them.

>> No.50548376

>>50548349
So they're basically small banks that provide higher interest rates? Because ultimately don't both banks and credit unions just use my money that I put into my account

>> No.50548378
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50548378

>>50548316
Right now I'm just practicing with the ftmo trial account.

Here are my results. I fucked up the drawdown for daily but this was because I was fucking around with sizing and not paying attention.

I'm still messing around with strategies. Gold trade I got lucky on ngl, caught it on a rip.

But the eth and btc trades are like overnight trades set and forget.

>> No.50548403

>>50548376
Credit Unions dont have access to billions of dollars like national banks do, so they incentivize you with better interest rates. Also something about members being owners too?

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>>50548345
well I can't tell if I'm an idiot or not yet but it's only 1k risk for the 100k account and I know how to make sure I set stop loss.

so fuck it.

>>50548378
this account has 40 trades because I was using it to test, I'm more careful now with my sizing and such

>> No.50548428

>>50548403
>Also something about members being owners too
I'm invested into BAC so doesn't that make me a owner or am I not kosher enough?

>> No.50548439

>>50548155
fuckhueg market crashes ALWAYS happen in the fall when they occur

>> No.50548455
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50548455

>>50548427
1k for 200k acc *

>> No.50548489

>>50547939
WIRE

>> No.50548514

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>> No.50548557

>>50548514
Kek baggie

>> No.50548571
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50548571

Did I miss anything over the weekend?

>> No.50548572
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50548572

TBLT will be going to the moom for a 7th time tomorrow

>> No.50548579
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50548579

>LET'S GO SIGA
>*clap clap clap-clap clap*
>LET'S GO SIGA
>*clap clap clap-clap clap*
>LET'S GO SIGA
>*clap clap clap-clap clap*

>> No.50548588

>>50548234
>some young women have a thing for older guys anon
>also, some older women have a thing for younger guys
Ratio for that is around 9 younger women per 1 older woman

>> No.50548589
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50548589

>>50548572
Nice
This shot is from 2 weeks ago. As of Friday I was only down 91%
Let's see if I can get to -85% by eom

>> No.50548593

>>50548060
If by "moon" you mean do a +30-60%, then yeah, probably. Wake me up when it does a 10x.

>> No.50548595

>>50548579
why are you searching for images of faggots to shitpost with? youre like that meme of a retard only pretending to be retarded but instead youre a faggot only pretending to be a faggot.

>> No.50548600

>>50547874
I second this Idea, but only if we make them cardboard cutouts.

>> No.50548603

>>50547837
>summer
Trees in the background are yellow, looks like autumn.

>> No.50548617

>>50547952
This is actually a really safe and conservative bet most of the time.

>> No.50548631

>>50548603
>trees in the background
nigga you gay

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>>50548595
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Shut up nigger. SIGA SIGA SIGA SIGA SIGA

>> No.50548656

>>50548378
I never take a negative position for more than 48 hours. I plan on forgetting and not checking for weeks at a time.

>> No.50548675

>>50548514
Growth stocks are dead, you won't see another growth stock for another 10 years at least.

>> No.50548678

>>50548588
Where can I find an older women like this? Asking for a friend ofc

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>>50548656
well the stop loss won't let it hit under 1%. if the plan breaks down I cut before then

>> No.50548725

>>50548631
There's trees outside the window.

>> No.50548748
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50548748

STOP POSTING COOMBAIT IN OP

>> No.50548751

>>50548725
i went back and looked harder
still all i see is boobs
maybe get your testosterone levels checked

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50548840

>it's not a recession if we go down for 2 quarters, just because!
So the indicators on thursday are shit. This week we're having at least one fat -3% day candle. I would be more bearish and say we're going back under 30k but the market has been weird the last 3 weeks so maybe the bulls try to prop it up and get dunked on.

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>>50548840
my brother in christ, bobo has to crash the market, bull bros are just waiting for you to do it...so come on do it already

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>>50548870
It's like waiting to cum but it never comes. Personally I hope for that fat -10% over the week but hey, I'm not in charge here.

>> No.50548961

siga homophobes

>> No.50548970

Good morning, benchodes.

What do you expect this week?

>> No.50549008

>>50548970
big surprised to the downside
poopybuttfartcoin is looking to shid and fard to start the show

>> No.50549020

>>50548678
In my 24 years of living even i only found one. There was a 32 yo girl i tried dating but she only wanted sex... She didn't want any strings attached. :(

>> No.50549052

>>50549020
Why would you try to date a 32 year old anon. It's clearly not going to work out. You literally had the best case scenario

>> No.50549059

>>50549020
Uhhhh how'd you find her tho?

>> No.50549067
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>>50548970
its bobo bears last week to heem the market its this week or never

>> No.50549072

>>50548970
i expect to lose several thousand dollars again this week

>> No.50549083

Is the site screwing up for anybody else?

>> No.50549092

test

>> No.50549113

>>50548970
Everything down just in time for me to get paid

>> No.50549158

>>50545162
Chyna can't afford these oil prices. Their growth boom has all been on cheap oil, so the contraction is going to be really tough on them.

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50549164

>americans dont have franking credits
what the fuck burgerbros

>> No.50549170

>>50548571
Elon Musk apparently fucked the wife of one of the Google founders

>> No.50549174

test

>> No.50549176

testing

>> No.50549213

Can't wait until faggot ass bears get systematically btfo'd on this BIGLY earnings week

>> No.50549277

Just got my dick sucked by a rather feminine 18 year old guy

I have to admit, sucked a better dick than most women. Got a feel of that boi pucci, I must say he was thicc and to be honest women LITERALLY aren't worth it after this experience

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>>50548970
Death
Democrats are doing damage control by changing the definition of a recession and JPOW will do 125bps
Check em niggers

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50549293

NET bros I don't feel so good...

>> No.50549368

what was that stock trading or was it forex/futures manga i saw snippets of it posted here? im finally bored enough to want to read it

>> No.50549382

>japan wakes up
>futures dump
>germany wakes up
>they buy japan's dump
What the fuck do the krauts have to be bullish about? I just think about that stupid country of seething NPCs shitposting about how america made them all retarded and how they love cocks and muslims and I wonder what do their nuclear-hating trade-deficit having hippie asses have to be bullish about while their government fucks their shit up with no oil. Unbelievable.

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Assuming we go down for a week because of the quarterly negative posting, possibly after the 10th we have a nice bounce from shorts being overloaded. SOXL seems well positioned to benefit, given bullish news like CHIPS and good AMD earnings.

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>>50548970
>what do you expect this week
The depression will try to win, and I won’t let it
Sleep deprivation will hinder my performance at work.
I will continue to look at job listings on indeed in my downtime at work, but probably not apply anywhere.
I will struggle to find a woman to talk to who isn’t a coworker.
My friends will be too busy to hang out.
My injuries will continue to interfere with my desire to improve my fitness.
The SPAC I bought will lose big now that I bought back in.

>> No.50549398

what was that shiddy stock trading or was it forex or futures manga that people here posted snippets from? kinda bored enough to read that sort of thing rn

>> No.50549412

>>50548027
better close your 20k short

>> No.50549440 [DELETED] 

>>50548970
More struggling
I will not let the depression win

>> No.50549471
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50549471

UVXY chads report in

>> No.50549472

Wtf do i buy in PM? Gaypox up 20%?

>> No.50549479

>>50549472
>Wtf do i buy in PM? Gaypox up 20%?
you only had 3 months to buy

>> No.50549486

>>50549471
R-right here, sir. I’m nauseous

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>>50549440
Based struggler. It's been a while since I've been depressed truuly. It's all about the mindset I think. The more CONTROL you take the better it feels. Take control of yourself in every way you can.

>> No.50549498

WE'RE BACK

>> No.50549501

>>50549479
If i buy everything people post here I'd be so in debt my grandkids would be born bagholders

>> No.50549502
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>>50549486
Wrong, you're excited from the impending volatility that will hit any moment now.

>> No.50549505

Holy shit SIGA bros we are back to Thursdays prices!!!! I knew the WHO would send us TO DA MOON! GAY SEX LOL AM I RITE REDDIT BROS?

>> No.50549508

WTF SIGA chads???

>> No.50549515

siga homophobes

>> No.50549522

SIGA degenerates. Why I didnt listen. fuck me, wait, you guys actually would fuck me. fucking gay people

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50549553

>>50549495

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50549558

Looks like we are gonna be getting a ROUGH economy pretty soon...

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1551184412427034624

>> No.50549563

>>50549505
KEK the emergency was priced in

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50549601

Lowest dosage of Adderall completely cured my depression bros.. I actually wake up early and to do productive things.. time to become rich

>> No.50549637

Does this fucking shit work yet???

First for fed minutes

>> No.50549660
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50549660

test .

>> No.50549692
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50549692

Stocks will never go up again

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>>50547837
Post more beautiful swimsuit anime girls
who cares about money.

>> No.50549722

>>50549505
trying too hard to fit in

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>>50549293
SSL firm handshake failed. SSL told to apply online.

>> No.50549740

>>50549692
check again, bobo

>> No.50549758
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50549758

>futures

>> No.50549774
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50549774

They're ramping up vaccine production SIGA bros

>> No.50549804

>germans pumping on bad news
May russia freeze them all.

>>50548234
>some young women
Unless you are bald no one can tell your age I don't know why 4chan thinks that a 20 year old is like "yeah that guy's 38" like anyone asked.

>> No.50549818

we're back

>> No.50549832
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>>50549804
A friend of mine recently bought 100 BASF shares, may god help him

>> No.50549835

>>50549774
the vaccine doesnt work

>> No.50549852

>>50549774
>rushing out to get a vaccine so you can feel safe again having unprotected anal sex with dozens of partners a week

>> No.50549874

>>50548234
>>50549804
I actually had a hooker cry once when she found out that I’m younger than her

>> No.50549886

>>50549774
lmao cant make anymore until 2023 and even if they did work by then it would be too late. I would love to see them try and mass vaccinate the vaxxies with a live small pox vaccine lmao

>> No.50549891

>>50549502
Ok… Good luck to you, good sir

>> No.50549894
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50549894

I feel like I missed the boat on faggot medicine, especially since it's all you some of you niggers talked about this weekend.

>> No.50549895

>>50549736
>farmer’s markets are now a sign of white supremacy
Fucking clowns

>> No.50549917

>>50549894
you only had 3 months to accumulate, I'm sorry but it was an IQ filter, if you didn't research yourself and didn't buy you are sub 90 IQ-ish
shorting gay sex is like shorting rabbit sex, its already in your neighborhood

>> No.50549926

>>50549637
>First for fed minutes
You’re so stupid it hurts

>> No.50549964
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50549964

>>50549774
>child-rapist Adam Schiff wants more magic juice
>our system thinks this is spam
I really hate everything holy shit. SIGA is going to 20, isn't it?

>> No.50549984

>>50549917
Didn't have any loose cash and we don't have any faggots where I live so I guess it flew under my radar. Post pics of your sores, nigger.

>> No.50550016

>>50549926
I was just trying to post something /biz/ relevant for evading an off-topic ban
There is some shit coming up this Wednesday or so.

>> No.50550064

>>50548970
This week might seriously be the most important of the year

>> No.50550076

>>50550064
Says increasingly nervous writer for zerohedge for the 12th consecutive week

>> No.50550102

>>50550076
he's right 2scoops, you dumb gorilla
you should start listening to people here, people who didn't lose $100,000+
this week is the most important week, until September Fed or the weeks surrounding November midterms
this week we have huge earnings plus federal reserve
it's the most important week of this quarter, by far
extreme volatility to be expected

>> No.50550105
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50550105

>>50550076
See pic related, plus rate hike, plus GDP data
I'm not bullish or bearish right now until this week is over. It could end up better than expected, in which case we get the melt up.

>> No.50550106

Quick reminder that we’re all just poopoos and peepees in the great big toilet bowl.

Go buy some NACP puts as a hedge for your SOXL calls. Either SOXL goes up or you profit off the overperformance of squints against basketball americans.

>> No.50550123

>>50550102
The last fucking time that I listened to you faggots, you were saying BUY SOXL
Go fuck yourself. This bag is heavy as fuck.

>> No.50550135

>>50550123
2scoops. you were the one who has been copy pasta pushing the studies done showing 2-3x leverage, based on 200 day moving average.
You have known the strategy all along, buy on leverage when above the 200, sell when below the 200
you threw it all out the window to speculate, threw out all the strategy that you had spent years preaching
you sleep in the bed you make

>> No.50550181 [DELETED] 
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50550181

>"During a gold rush sell shovels"
>Decide to take that to heart
>instead of buying apple shares i should buy company shares of companies making components for them like intel/TSMC
>instead TSMC and intel shares i should buy the people that supply machines for making their components like ASML and applied materials
>instead of AMSL and applied materials i should buy shares in companies which supply components for their machines instead
>instead of buying shares of companies assembling their machine components i should buy shares of factories manufacturing their components
>instead of buying shares of factories i should buy mines which supply resources and materials for their components to begin with
>instead of buying the materials i should buy the mines instead
>instead of the mines i should just buy the workers as they are necessary requirement to dig out the metals
How do i buy miners on the stock market so i can effectively control apple ?. Are they available on NASDAQ ?

>> No.50550202
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50550202

>>50548970
>What do you expect this week?
I did my week prediction 1 day ago. It looks like I'm right (for now): >>50536163
my next week predictions:
Monday: slightly green because I don't see any risk off during this weekend on BTC and earnings are nothingburger
Tuesday: crab day / red into close due GOOG & MSFT earnings after close
Wednesday: depending on Tuesday green or red (I guess green since MSFT earnings are good and GOOG dropped -6% on Friday just because SNAP)
>I'll open AAPL short here
Thursday: FOMC + after close: AAPL + AMZN earnings -> shit show begins
Friday: the bear has left the cave

>> No.50550238

You would think bobos would ask themselves why we pumped on June's abysmal CPI data.

>> No.50550270

>>50550135
>you were the one who has been copy pasta pushing the studies done showing 2-3x leverage
For nasdaq and S&P, not SOXL, you stupid ass niggermonkey

>> No.50550291

>>50550238
Bad news mean the fed pivot is close

>> No.50550308

>>50550270
???
it's the same exact principle(s)
you abandoned your principles

>> No.50550318

>hey guys the fed is gonna pivot and cut rates!
Why are people like this. Stop yoloing into an oncoming train.

>>50550106
>SOXL goes up
INTC is on the 28th after hours.

>> No.50550341

>have tiny female coworker
>she gets off a half hour frustrating phone call
>"hey anon let me test your abs"
>she gives me three solid punches in my stomach while I flex
>"thanks, that helped"
>tfw

>> No.50550411

>>50550318
> hey guys this 1930's chart looks just like today, the market will crash 90%, short everything!

>> No.50550415
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50550415

>>50550341
>tfw

>> No.50550510

>>50550308
Look at the fucking charts again, you autistic currynigger

>> No.50550524

So the Biden Administration plans to avoid a recession by changing the definition of recession. I mean it's a pretty shitty plan, but at least this Administration is doing something to save the economy my a recession.

>> No.50550528

>>50550411
No retard it's this simple
>dumps when FOMC meetings happen
>dumps when 4/6 fagman companies have shit earnings
>dumps when the gdp is going to print negative again on thursday like it did 3 months ago for the same reasons
Get a clue, dipshit.

>> No.50550572
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50550572

We're headed straight for the great depression II, aren't we?

>> No.50550588

Fuck the stock market
I'm going to thailand to smoke weed and fuck ladyboys

later fags

>> No.50550605
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50550605

Guys I forgot to sleep and I have to be up in 3 hours to trade because it's my job.

>> No.50550613
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50550613

i have 60k in cash saved up...buying my first home. is 5% still good for a mortgage loan? if not going to invest in the market

>> No.50550622

>>50550588
> Gets the pox in thailand
> 21 days in quarantine
Enjoy your vacations

>> No.50550636
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50550636

>>50550613
Texas is disgusting. Especially near the Houston area and it's only getting worse since the border is non-existent. Don't do it.

>> No.50550649
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50550649

>shits 15% down in the last 5 minutes for no reason
>WHO declares national health emergency
>up 15% in premarket and trending
Pure manipulation

>> No.50550660
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50550660

>>50547837
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N57doBGQTNY

how do i short China? but unironically. i actually believe the country is going to collapse soon over this shit. plenty of other bad shit going on there too but i think the loss of trust in the banking system is going to be the straw that broke the camel's back, and im looking for some way to be able to profit off of it. also curious as to opinions on how this will affect the rest of the world?

>> No.50550690
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50550690

>>50550572
Yep. Wasn't 2008s recession technically worse than the great depression though?

>> No.50550702

>>50550690
No you retard the fed printed out of the 2008 and it wasn't nearly as bad.

>> No.50550709

>>50550660
Chinese dam just flew over my house and collapsed Evergrande

>> No.50550749

we pumpin to infinity

>> No.50550783

>>50550649
>mAnIpUlAtIoN
this is how you know you’ve made a bad fucking choice

>> No.50550787

>>50547837
Who swims with stockings?

>> No.50550829

how much do you people keep in general savings accounts?
ballpark figures only im not the fbi promise

>> No.50550856
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50550856

I hope you guys are fucking ready for the markets to shit itself over THIS. Sounds like China is on the move.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1551516443736514560

>> No.50550883

>>50550829
$1,000
>ramsey.jpg

>> No.50550895

>>50550829
6 month expenses

>> No.50550899

>>50549874
Was it hot? I would love to have a hooker break down in tears in my living room.

>> No.50550919
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50550919

>>50550783
Unrelated to SIGA but I clicked a spam link on Yahoo for a laugh

>> No.50550921
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50550921

>>50550076
bruh

>> No.50550920

>>50548571
>one just knows

>> No.50550938

eyyyyyyyyy whats up siga cult welcome to another siga livestream today were gonna watch siga again, siga candles siga news, siga indicators. but first let's start with a prayer to siga and daddy siga ceo

>> No.50550943

>>50550660
She can dress them up all she wants. They’re still chimps at the end of the day.

>> No.50550948
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50550948

Helpful guide for the coming week.

>> No.50550959
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50550959

GAY SEX BROS

>> No.50550967
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50550967

why the fuck are white people like this

>> No.50550975

>>50550967
>painting

The fuck do old ass paintings got to do with the climate???

>> No.50550979

>>50550181
it's not about control it's about profit margins. "during a gold rush" most people doing the rushing are not going to ever be part of, or create themselves, a profitable operation. if you get equity in the wrong one, you lose it all. it's like gambling but without even being able to see odds or predict anything.
the profit margin is obvious in shovels because that risk disappears even though the return may be lower than any individual mining operation which does succeed. the risk-adjusted return, done properly, is higher.
so, regardless of "control," where in that supply chain you just described is the money being made?

>> No.50550981

>>50550967
who cares about those dusty old drawings when we have far superior furry porn today?

>> No.50550984 [DELETED] 

>>50550967
Jews cannot create only destroy and corrupt

>> No.50550986
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50550986

what does china's nationalised steel manufacturing and resource conglomeration mean for western mining stocks?

>> No.50551006

>>50550524
motherfucker there is no official "definition of a recession" for government to change. it's two down quarters, period. everyone just knows that. the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.50551029

>>50550986
Cut throat pricing untill western producers can't compete any more then up they go.

>> No.50551030

Are we going to need another gay sex containment thread to keep the SIGgArs out of our club?

>> No.50551031

GENTLEMEN

IS THE GALAXY BRAIN PLAY BUYING PUTS ON ETSY INTO EARNINGS?

GIVEN THE TRENDING DOWN SINCE COVID, THE WAR IN UKRAINE AND SHIPPING ISSUES AFFECTING SALES AND THE INCOMING RECESSION, SURELY AN EARNINGS MISS AND WEEK GUIDANCE IS TO FOLLOW AMIDST A CHOPPING WEEK THAT WILL SEE A CLOSE BELOW $60 EOW?
THAT IS ALL.

>> No.50551045

teslabros! we melting up!

>> No.50551046

>>50551031
Galaxy brain is to be bullish until a black swan event (china) upset markets

>> No.50551060

>>50550967
Kek.. Back when painting,etc was done more as a way to make money and not as a fun hobby as it is now some of those old bastards were pretty perverted.. all the more shocking that back then most people were more "uptight" than they are now to. Just 3 more days till I can bag more shares, god plz let it all just stay the same or fall more till I get my striking over with..

>> No.50551072

siga holders are homophobes

>> No.50551073

>>50547837
coom in loom

>> No.50551094
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50551094

>>50547865

>> No.50551095
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50551095

>>50550702
Wrong, wrong, wrong
If you look at the longterm GDP trendline, we haven't recovered to this day.

>> No.50551109

>>50550967

>just stop oil

lol, lmao even

>> No.50551126

That SIGA dump on Friday was such an obvious fake dump. While you retards were posting "kek baggies" in /smg/, I was buying calls that will likely be up 200% at open.

KNEEL

>> No.50551130

>>50550967
>Put hand with glue on protective glass
>Expect some sort of result

>> No.50551145
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50551145

>that anon who bought 20K of puts on SIGA
rest in peace brother

>> No.50551156

>>50550829
35k

>> No.50551163
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50551163

How do I profit from the USA getting invaded by the Chinese, if ever it happens?

https://twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1551229279903555585

>> No.50551164
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50551164

SIGA

PROTECTS ME AGAINST THE PUTIN VARIANT

>> No.50551167

This will be another open green and promptly dump day

>> No.50551173

SIGA short squeeze? Will we get one?

>> No.50551187

Imagine giving a fuck about earnings releases

>> No.50551194

>>50551173
massive dump at open. people who bought friday(with privileg information)

>> No.50551203

Should I sell siga covered calls if we get to like $25+? my goal is to accumulate more shares

>> No.50551208
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50551208

*bzzt*

>> No.50551209
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50551209

Big week

>> No.50551215

>>50551194
insiders sold on friday expecting more dumping because of the leaked 6:8 vote at the time, wtf are you talking about

>> No.50551232

>>50551215
this
the vote was leaked 6 for 8 against, and they dumped it
they didn't expect Tedros to overrule
lots of shorts now underwater getting fucked, as they traded big on what they thought was privileged, guaranteed information

>> No.50551233

>>50551209
>>50550948

>> No.50551235

>>50547837
Sex with loom

>> No.50551234

>>50550829
They recommend 6 months of expenses in savings, but since they tell everyone that then there's probably some data behind it on how long it takes during a collapse to lose everything.. so I made sure to save up for an entire year

>> No.50551257

>>50550829
I keep 2 years of wages

>> No.50551261
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50551261

>>50551233
Imagine reading this botted thread
Couldn't be me

>> No.50551263

People are still spending so I expect the companies reporting to meet/exceed expectations. 3q/4q earnings will be more telling

>> No.50551271

SIGA talk reminds me of WKHS

>> No.50551297
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50551297

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50551313
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50551313

>anons shorted siga at close on friday with over 5 digits

>> No.50551329
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50551329

>> No.50551328

>>50548156
Normally I'd make fun of a post like this but pelosi bought a fuckton of nvda. It might actually go up in the short term

>> No.50551351

>>50550528
That's literally all priced in you drooling bobo retard.

>> No.50551354

>>50548234
i had a thing for olders woman too, until I fucked one. the smell of fish is still in mind. they are really disgusting, not like porn we see on the internet. very very true. no larp. Now I just look for women of my age

>> No.50551369

Which day this week does Powell talk?

>> No.50551377

What calls am I buying today

>> No.50551386
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50551386

I'm gonna buy 0DTE SPY butterfly spreads at open, $2 wings on each side. Should I go slight bearish or bullish?

>> No.50551429

>>50551369
I'm sure he talks everyday you cock guzzling retard

>> No.50551432

>>50551354
lurk more
you sound like a retard

>> No.50551438

>>50551377
What expiry?

>> No.50551450

I don’t know what trail % I want to set as my stop. 10% maybe? This can go 5% down easily in seconds.

>> No.50551454

>>50551354
It depends on the woman lmaoooooo

If she stinky she ain't healthy

>> No.50551459

>>50551369
Whatever it is, it's always on a Tuesday I think

>> No.50551462

what will be the Bobo cope this week?
>muh shitcoins dumped that means the market will crash!

>> No.50551469

>>50551450
That's why you can only make money on stonks if you don't have a job

>> No.50551470

>>50551377
Housing ETFs in the form of leaps one to two years out.

>> No.50551473

>>50547837
VIX UP VIX UP VIX UP

>> No.50551483

>>50551354
Anon.. when we're talking about "older women", we're referring to 35-45 (up to 50 in some circumstances).. not 75-85. Or maybe some do but not the vast majority

>> No.50551488
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50551488

This nigga came through for us. How big do you think his SIGA bags are?

>> No.50551502

Those digits.
I don’t know what to do. Considering taking profits now

>> No.50551512
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50551512

It's gonna be a low volume crab day in the end, won't it?

>> No.50551557

give me the direction of the week pls. i wanna go 3x index one way

>> No.50551567

>>50551557
sideways

>> No.50551595

>>50551462
Bobo here, I was thinking Id say some of the usual “fake and gay” stuff

>> No.50551597

>>50551473
Thank God. My options were all flattening out.

>> No.50551601

>>50551557
Definitely up. But don't forget the possibility of it going down. Or even the ever-popular sidewaysical movement.

>> No.50551607

What the fuck was that scam wick on SPY?

>> No.50551610

>>50551557
Crab down a couple percent

>> No.50551658

>>50551473
I think it's going below 20 this week.

>> No.50551659
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50551659

finna open up puts with the rest of my money today and walk away till october

>> No.50551673

the siga sissies won...

>> No.50551683
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50551683

i just want to be rich already

>> No.50551707
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50551707

Big picture overview of crude

>> No.50551712
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50551712

Why is it okay to lock the plebs out of trading pre-market and after-hours?

>> No.50551729

>>50551712
Unironically change brokers if you're unable to.

>> No.50551733

>>50551658
why

>> No.50551756
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50551756

>>50550967
*ruins white art to protest Jews* who could be behind this???

>> No.50551777

lmao i remember last friday some biztards were shorting siga kek, average iq here is really under 100 kek

>> No.50551790

bros this is smelling like a +3% day. dumbass bobos in denial will say that we dump after fomc. i can't wait to see them pissing and shitting their diapers when we get a massive green dildo as 75bps is confirmed. lol! lmao even!

>> No.50551791
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50551791

SIGA 68% upside

>> No.50551807
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50551807

PSTH bros... it's time.
>The Company anticipates that the public shares will cease trading as of the close of business on July 25, 2022.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HMRLEceXMM

>> No.50551809

>>50551790
doesn't matter when we dump 20% on 27th. HAHAHAH mumus get fucked yet again. stay delusional

>> No.50551813

CHICAGO FED JUNE NATIONAL ACTIVITY INDEX AT -0.19, EXP. -0.03

>> No.50551818

>>50551809
whatever you're thinking will happen on that day is priced in. cope.

>> No.50551829

>>50551813
This is of very strong importance for stonks since everyone expecting stonks to go up is pointing to consumer spending which is massively slowing down as credit mounts

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50551833

>>50547837
Are the jews rug-pulling everyone who FOMOd into faggot medicine this morning?

>> No.50551834

>>50551813
Bad revision too
Previous 0.01, Revised -0.19

>> No.50551835
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50551835

Bull bros, thanks to linguistic revisionism, the term recession no longer means anything, so we will never have another recession again. Only infinite bull runs lie ahead of us.

>> No.50551844

Why is SOXL dumping so hard right now?

>> No.50551845

>>50551835
more like infinite exit pumps lie ahead of us

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50551896

>>50551777
I think I'm the only one here that shorted siga and I already took a 2x on my puts... gonna buy more puts today probably

>> No.50551919

>>50551844
People have been protest trading against pelosi hopefully

>> No.50551931

Are we no cap back? Test
Test

>> No.50551935

>>50551835
We truly live in a Snopes- I mean clown world

>> No.50551938

>>50551919
The chips bill is dead actually

>> No.50551945

>>50551938
PELOSI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50551955
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50551955

is 4chan broken?

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50551957

Where are my based gay plague investors at right now?

>> No.50551958

>>50551938
*Phew*
Fuck pelosi and fuck David Soxl

>> No.50551969

We are about to be red as fuck today. Every chart on my watchlist is tanking into open

>> No.50551971

>>50551835
Well slap my ass and call me a bitch. I thought a recession was inevitable, but I was wrong again. Turns out I am the worst economist in this thread, but at least we're not in a recession so everything will be a-o-k.

>> No.50551974

Is it a line go up day or a line go down day?

>> No.50551977

11 minutes and 4chan's all fucky

Good luck today, gentlemen.

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>>50551833
I must impregnate a female human specimen immediately

>> No.50551982

Whatever poopy bears say, it's priced in.

>> No.50552005

>>50547910
Literally this >>50547933 buy some blue chips. If line go up you can sell and trade. If line go down you hold and get divies. You wont have anything like a 10x but you'll also keep your money.

>> No.50552009

>>50551955
When you see 4chan tee shirts for sale at trendy clothes stores you will know it’s broken. When you see at Walmart it’s dead.

>> No.50552014

>>50547837
>>50547837
>>50547837

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>> No.50552024

>>50552014
remember to thank your baker
thank you baker!

>> No.50552028

OMG I THOUGHT I LOST YOU GUYS

>> No.50552029
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How is it that robinmeme is showing the actual price of something premarket over fidelity of all things?

>> No.50552033

>>50550967
>glue/epoxy made out of petrochemicals

Really *doesn’t* make you think much, innit?

>> No.50552035

>biz goes down
>stonks crab
>biz goes up
>dump continues

>> No.50552040

>>50552018
>This post
>Futures dump

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Let's have a nice green day. No (((nonsense))).

>> No.50552060

I baked 4 U

>>50552056
>>50552056
>>50552056

>> No.50552061 [DELETED] 

baked
>>50550502
>>50550502
>>50550502

>> No.50552073

>>50552060
>>50552061
dumbasses

>> No.50552074

>>50552029
Plotwist: Fidelity were the real jews all along

>> No.50552076

>>50552029
>everyone shits on robinhood
>can never name a reason other than gme halted (not their fault)

My dad uses fidelity and he is always showing me the wrong price for shit premarket...

>> No.50552118

What the fuck is wrong with UVXY?