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I know nothing about finance and want to be spoon-fed everything. How do I start?

>> No.50543147

>>50543130
I started unironicaly speculating with stocks
learned with experience

>> No.50543154

probably just read some machiavelli and take it way too seriously

>> No.50543176

>>50543147
I don't even know how to buy stocks

>> No.50543233

>>50543176
on the compoper

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50543310

>>50543233
spoon feed me please

>> No.50543330

>>50543310
just find out what other people think and think the same shit but slightly faster

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50543352

>>50543330
How do I find out what other people think about?

>> No.50543397

>>50543352
read financial news
people read that then act accordingly
so it may as well be true
the price of stuff is solely based on how much people think its worth
come back and share when youre enlightened plz

>> No.50543403

>>50543352
you don't, you trick them into thinking about what you want them to think about

>> No.50543423

>>50543403
how do I learn this power? I'm a total failure at socializing so how do I get to the point where not only can I verbalize things properly but use words to manipulate?

>> No.50543453

>>50543397
I see. But what about the significant amount of contrarians that act based on doing the opposite of what financial news sites tell them?

>> No.50543500

>>50543453
if they were influencial enough then theyd have their own site that people get information from
people learn the patterns and trends that the graphs follow then they buy and sell according to that
and people buying and selling is what makes those trends realise
self fulfilling prophecy

>> No.50545156

>>50543130
The chart guys and real vision on YouTube

>> No.50546982

>>50543130
bump

>> No.50547148

>>50543130
Focus on finance, like a death life situation, take some LSD, and try to imagine the devil offering knowledge, say yes. It might have been product of some random hallucination or the real deal is up to you.

>> No.50547277

>>50543130
Fucking zoomer, do you even know who Faust is?

>> No.50547341

>>50543130
Just pray to the devil a lot and maybe make some small sacrifices to him until he shows up. Then you should b good to go. Just remember that it is your eternal soul you'll be trading to him for riches and pleasure anon-kun. No take backs with Mephistopheles.