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50533357 No.50533357 [Reply] [Original]

no matter how much money you make she will never let you have the same passionate sex she had with her Chad ex boyfriends

>> No.50533372

Good thing I'm chad

>> No.50533377

>>50533357
N

>> No.50533387

never do anal sex
either you will get frustrated by the poo on your dick or heavily addicted to it
I'm super serious

>> No.50533393

Never get married, lads.

>> No.50533396

>>50533377
I

>> No.50533406

Someone post the one with the guy who had 4-5 kids and found out they weren’t his and offed himself

>> No.50533409

>>50533357
he's obviously the beta provider who settled down with the roastie so she needs to keep him on the short leash and demands authority/respect

>> No.50533412

>>50533387
Being anal addicted ruined 2 relationships for me so far

Not gay, just like seeing how far woman would go to please me.

>> No.50533438

>>50533409
this, he fell for the "man up and get an experienced woman" meme

>> No.50533440

>>50533406
That one ruined life for me i.e the desire to reproduce

>> No.50533443

>>50533357
I'm virgin4lyfe. I make money so I can post online the rest of the day.

>> No.50533459

>>50533440
He should have just banged one of his daughters and got them pregnant since they weren’t his to get back at the wife

>> No.50533463

Womemes are fucking trash

>> No.50533466

>>50533443
go to a 3rd world country then. having money is all what counts, you will get the sex

>> No.50533480

>>50533406
It was the wife that offed herself. The man was denied of any answers and was left to raise all those 5 kids by himself

>> No.50533493

Most I've done is stick my fingers up girls ass when in doggy. Sometimes it's so clean and inviting I can't help myself. Never out my pee pee in there and don't really want to. But I get the allure. Poor OP guy sounds like a completely lost beta. Should have just bent her over and started sodomizing that ass if he had any kind of real relationship with her.

>> No.50533494

>>50533466
I don't want to "get the sex," just money and posting.

>> No.50533514

>>50533494
then go to a doc and check your testo levels

>> No.50533536

as someone who has fucked multiple women, they are all trash and unworthy of love

>> No.50533538

>>50533357
If she doesn't do anal then it's not cheating to buttock a girl that does.

>> No.50533592

>>50533514
Nah. Doubt I'm out of normal range anyway.

>> No.50533888

>>50533357
Anal sex is gross, but fucking 8 guys THEN settling down is abhorrent.

>> No.50533908

>>50533357
so? i am only interested in anime girls

>> No.50533912

>>50533387
>>50533412
This. Addicted enough to murder your wife and children like that chris watts guy. Hope the guy didn't settle for this vapid whore.

>> No.50533977

>>50533387
anal sex is the tunnel to hell. every person I\ve ever met who liked it was never right in the head. for the lack of better phrasing it destroys your root chakra. you become a licentious deviant.

>> No.50534033

>>50533357
What sun is this? Also why did you feel the need to post something from two years ago on a finance board

>> No.50534202

>>50533357
Just find someone younger

>> No.50534225

>>50533459
Lmao holy fuck does this violate incest laws

>> No.50534255

>>50533357
Saved as "Anal for Chad, handjobs for the provider Cuck.png"

Thanks for this important thread, OP

>> No.50534265

>>50534202
Yeah. Imagine getting married in the CURRENT YEAR to a post wall roastie

>> No.50534308

we need an incel report option

>> No.50534310

8 guys in her ass by 25 lmao

>> No.50534312

>>50533480
Different one then I’m talking about

>> No.50534330

>>50534310
No, the girl and the incel had been together for a while. You don't marry a girl overnight. She probably had anal in her teens and early 20s, and now it's just missionary and the occasional handjob for the beta provider. She will get tired of this, and get back with Chad on the side, and rationalize it as the provider's fault because he was neglecting her

>> No.50534333

>>50533357
Chad Ex boyfriend here, she's a cunt don't listen to her.
Hotdog and a hallway.

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>>50533977
I fucked a few girls in the arse and had to stop because their was blood and she would cry.
Guys that brag about bagging arse hole turd cutters seem like they're not packing.

>> No.50534367

>>50534225
Fun fact, cousin marriage is still legal in most places and if you press a girl long enough they admit to doing sex stuff with their younger male cousins.
Never trust women, boys.

>> No.50534402

>>50534330
Truly, there is no act so depraved a woman can do that she can't blame on a man.

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>>50533406
I want to see this.

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50534468

>>50533888
>8 guys

>> No.50534536

>>50533393
Ditto

>> No.50534559

>>50533977
it doesn't feel as good as vaginal anyway and like 9/10 times the girl is just into it because she's outsourcing her self harming tendencies, same with choking/bdsm and stuff like that

>> No.50534582

Holy shit have any of you guys ever heard of Sodom and Gomorrah? Never have put it in the ass never will. THE ASS IS FOR POO POO. Unbelievable what the jews have done to normies. Miserere mei domine

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50534591

Here you know what this is for good measure take a look into the eyes of Jesus Christ next time you want to have sex the way homosexuals do.

>> No.50534599

>>50534559
I get so fucking enraged when a loud fat feminist (usually of the US strain) gets on TV and blames men for "violent BDSM pornography" that they want to "bring into the bedroom".
No you stupid fat cunt. All my Exes have been the ones demanding rough play, which is why its in all their smut books.

>> No.50534611

>>50534468
it was prob 16 guys she had anal with.

>> No.50534612

>>50533357
anal is such a meme, it's worse than vaginal in every way

>> No.50534614

>>50533888
chekd and contextd

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50534804

>>50533357
I would drop her really fast.

>> No.50534814

>>50533357
>no matter how much money you make she will never let you
she'll do it for $0.50 clicks on only fans though

>> No.50534817

>>50533357
she's right tbqh john is just salty he didn't get some other bitch to do anal sex with him when he was younger

>> No.50534849

>>50533977
I'm a licentious deviant, but I hate anal sex.

>> No.50534873

>>50533412
>Not gay
Who said you were bud? You sure? lmao faggot.

>> No.50534888

>>50533536
Yea they're all the same.

>> No.50534903

>>50534817
This.

>> No.50534926

The real Blackpill is all women start to lose "the glow" at about 25. All this bullshit you guys cry about is nothing to the sad spectacle of seeing a woman lose her beauty. Feels so good being a 30 yo boomer.

>> No.50534942

>>50533357
You don't have to be a model to be good at sex. Taking control of women and giving them good dick just takes practice. Women will submit to confident ugly men, it's in their nature. Be good at humping, (Long strokes, almost pulling the head out each time, building speed incrementally, slowing down occasionally to then slowly build back up,) and take command of her. Tell her what to do, make her get in positions that you want. This will make 90% of women squirt like a fire hydrant. Then, she'll fall in love with your cock and you can tell her you want to fuck her throat or ass and she'll happily oblige

>> No.50534961

>>50533357
Reddit incel fanfiction post designed to generate Karma and make incels and chuds go wild with buttmadness and triggering a womenhate frenzy.

>> No.50535002

>>50533357
I mean she got the point if she was virgin why would she do it with men he respects but she's a whore do dump her

>> No.50535004

God wants you

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50535149

>>50533357
>25
>anal sex with 8 guys
And here is my daily dose of blackpill

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>>50533440
>all this work just for a used goods girl with a 20+ bodycount
Modernity was a mistake

>> No.50535448

>>50535149
haha holy shit seriously

>> No.50535547

Alpha seed, beta sneed. Many such cases.

Tbqh anal is disgusting though, sticking a cheeky finger up there is enough.