WAGIE HATE THREAD?

[Anonymous No.50530115]

Wagie hate thread! "I could fix her" Edition

[Anonymous No.50530128]

>>50530115
What about wagies that "work" for free?

[Anonymous No.50530144]

self hate thread

[Anonymous No.50530161]

>>50530128
those are slaves

wagies mean you earn a wage

[Anonymous No.50530177]

>>50530161
>those are slaves
Ohnonononoonno tranny jannies, not like this not like this.

[Anonymous No.50530179]

>>50530115
MINIONED.COM

[Anonymous No.50530201]

[Anonymous No.50530205]

>>50530128

[Anonymous No.50530220]

>>50530115
i could fix her

[Anonymous No.50530230]

>>50530201
How many hours of actual work does this woman do each week?

[Anonymous No.50530235]

>>50530230
15 minutes of blowjobs

[Anonymous No.50530251]

>>50530230
work, no. Whore in the corporate harem, yes.

[Anonymous No.50530278]

>>50530201
Ok but what the fuck is a "devos"?

[Anonymous No.50530280]

>>50530201

[Anonymous No.50530321]

>>50530201
>22 yr old female consultant
who the fuck needs advice from a 22 yr old woman?
average day includes:
>3pm coffee w/ manager
yeah she was hired to suck dick everyday at 3pm by a freak with yellow fever

>>50530230
>morning standup
>meetings meetings meetings
0. she's likely cruising social media all day, which she would be doing anyway, but getting paid to do it in this make-work "job." maybe she has to compile a folder of her favorite posts, so maybe 30 minutes per week

[Anonymous No.50530345]

[Anonymous No.50530358]

[Anonymous No.50530364]

>>50530345
I wish I could work with seals

[Anonymous No.50530380]

>>50530321
Why the anger?

[Anonymous No.50530393]

>>50530345
Seals have more sentience than asians

[Anonymous No.50530434]

>>50530380
who said i'm angry? i'm just logically piecing together the parts of the day omitted by this consultant

[Anonymous No.50530461]

>>50530201
>>50530230
>>50530278
>>50530280
>>50530321
consultant is a front for high end prost

[Anonymous No.50530471]

>>50530434
Why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.50530475]

>>50530115
She's got yellow fever :O

[Anonymous No.50530523]

>>50530201
why are slants obsessed with acting White?

[Anonymous No.50530536]

>>50530471
cause its easy

[Anonymous No.50530632]

Why would I hate wagies? They deal with enough shit.

[Anonymous No.50530647]

>>50530358
>clean it up, wagie

[Anonymous No.50530677]

>>50530115
I am literally never getting a Job. My aim in life is to become unemployable.

[Anonymous No.50530681]

>>50530345
weeeee

[Anonymous No.50530725]

>>50530115

[Anonymous No.50530733]

>>50530677
Or just learn to code and WFH/do crypto shit that retards pay a lot for.

[Anonymous No.50531504]

>>50530647
kek

[Anonymous No.50531524]

>>50530345
CLEAN UP MY FILTH WAGIE SCUM WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50531537]

>>50530647
kek

[Anonymous No.50531547]

[Anonymous No.50531549]

>>50530115
CLEAN IT UP

[Anonymous No.50531558]

>>50530358
Poor bird has lost its flying abilities now, when that concrete hardens

[Anonymous No.50531566]

[Anonymous No.50531587]

[Anonymous No.50531613]

>>50530201
>the amount of seething at this webm every week
Not even hard to get this kind of job. I opted for WFH

[Anonymous No.50531703]

>>50530201
btw this chick was fired

[Anonymous No.50531711]

>>50531703
top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.50531913]

>>50531703
Proof?

[Anonymous No.50531982]

>>50531558
No it hasn't. It's feet are going to rot and burn off. You don't know this because you sit indoors all day.

[Anonymous No.50532015]

[Anonymous No.50532023]

A true classic

[Anonymous No.50532042]

>>50530201
This video makes me miss the downtown office life. I know 4chan shits all over it, but it was fun and made me feel alive.

[Anonymous No.50532082]

>>50532042
Bug man life

4chan is a sede vacantist catholic website now

[Anonymous No.50532094]

I can speak on an experience. I’m 20 years old and I have contracts with major shopping centres to clean the windows out the front of stores from my own company. The pay is amazing. $700 a day for like 3 hours work. (Can be more or less hours depending on the week). I’m fairly /fit/, 6”1, good hair, good skin. Anyway, I was cleaning one store and a Asian QT who worked there asked for my number. I said sure. So were texting with each other and I ask how working retail is, she shared some horror stories. They include, but are not limited to:

>At least one person she works with cries per day. They go out the back and just cry over how miserable the job is.
>Constant shoplifters. She said she used to not say anything, but now they have cameras in the store, and have to actively look out for them.
>One little kid soiled himself in the store. It went on the floor.
>One customer was upset because their coupon code wouldn’t work on their specific order. They threw their smoothie on the ground and walked away.
>A constant repeat of Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you” at Christmas time.
>One Arabic woman was upset because the piece of clothing she wanted was not available for discount. She exited the store and proceeded to come back with 8 of her female family members at yell at the staff until they got their discount.
>One guy came in and asked if they could play his podcast over the speakers in the store because he was looking for some publicity.

[Anonymous No.50532126]

>>50530201
>22 y/o consultant
kek

[Anonymous No.50532128]

>>50532094
No bitch asked for your number, virgin

[Anonymous No.50532183]

>>50530725
Came here to say this.

[Anonymous No.50532212]

>>50532126
A guy I work with did incident response consulting straight out of college. I don’t get it. How are you sending someone with no experience to tell a company what to do, especially with incident response

[Anonymous No.50532222]

>>50532126
>>50530321
You people know that she's hired by a firm that uses the lower level consultants as ppt and excel slaves until they learn the ropes, right? They aren't being hired by their firm for their expertise

[Anonymous No.50532233]

>>50532094
>One guy came in and asked if they could play his podcast over the speakers in the store because he was looking for some publicity.

[Anonymous No.50532247]

>>50532094
The podcast dude is pretty based

[Anonymous No.50532259]

>>50530321
>yeah she was hired to suck dick everyday at 3pm by a freak with yellow fever
Good for him though
>>50530201
This is actually sickening. Everything about this disgustingly exemplifies yuppie city life.

[Anonymous No.50532285]

>>50532222
Ah fuck me. I just realized that the consultants we hired as FTEs weren’t experts in the fields they consulted it. I thought it was odd they kept talking about how great they became at Excel.

[Anonymous No.50532345]

>>50532094
post her feet or you're lying

[Anonymous No.50532346]

>>50532094
Nice larp at the beginning to try to hide the fact that those are your own personal experiences, wagie.

[Anonymous No.50532372]

>>50530115
God, I wish that was white paint

[Anonymous No.50532425]

>>50531549
Probably trying to impress the girl LMAO

[Anonymous No.50532433]

>>50531549
You cut off the part where they get a hug from the manager.

[Anonymous No.50532630]

>>50532346
kek this, those are clearly his stories

[Anonymous No.50532733]

>>50532285
Yeah lmao, you hire these people with 1-2 YOE as problem solvers, not as experts

[Anonymous No.50532742]

>>50530201
wow, what a fulfilling life.

[Anonymous No.50532747]

>>50532094
These are your own stories, you larping fag

[Anonymous No.50532756]

>>50530725
Why would minions have yellow cum? This whole meme is flawed.

[Anonymous No.50532814]

>>50530358
>not my problem
smug birbs

[Anonymous No.50532850]

>>50530201
only a turbonormalfag could enjoy that shit goddamn

[Anonymous No.50532856]

I'm a wagie in childcare (Aus). I'm literally the only guy at my work, ask me anything lads

[Anonymous No.50532888]

>Um yes I'd like to order 20 pounds of shrimp please

[Anonymous No.50532915]

>>50530380
What's with this trope of calling someone angry whenever they talk about someone else that's not in an overtly positive way. I was gaslighting someone today at a vidya cause he was playing like a pussy and some other guy starts simping for him and calls me angry.

[Anonymous No.50532924]

>>50532856
i hope you treat the kids well, i find it sad how so many parents leave their kids with strangers all day

[Anonymous No.50533008]

>>50532924
Most parents don't have a choice, both need to work. Our centre is open 12 hours, not uncommon for children to spend 10-11 hours with us

[Anonymous No.50533055]

>>50532856
how long do you expect to last at this job before being accused of disgusting shit by a roastie throwing an emotional tantrum?

[Anonymous No.50533058]

>>50530201
where's the "work" part?

[Anonymous No.50533069]

>>50533008
they shouldnt have had kids

[Anonymous No.50533082]

>>50530358
well he could've tried to shoo it away...

[Anonymous No.50533102]

>>50533055
Mate I'm already going to leave because of something similar happened.

Tl;dr I got a new job, thought it was a good career position, 5 weeks in I get a call from the regional manager.

"Anon you need to come in to the head office to meet me and the HR manager because there have been feedback about poor performance"

My performance was fine, team leader didn't like me and made up bullshit. Told them to get fucked and quit

[Anonymous No.50533103]

>>50532856
How many kids have you locked in buses?

[Anonymous No.50533117]

>>50533103
Zero. Was pretty horrified when I saw those incidents in the news

[Anonymous No.50533118]

>>50532915
u mad bro?

[Anonymous No.50533173]

>>50530280
It's indescribable how this makes me feel. I don't think cringe is the right word.
>>50533082
My guess is he has no awareness and isn't thinking about the concrete fucking up the bird, only the bird fucking up the concrete.

[Anonymous No.50533202]

Clean it up!

[Anonymous No.50533301]

>>50533202
Fucking KEK!

[Anonymous No.50533358]

>>50532856
How does it feel to (probably willfully) join an industry for useless women that is filled with dead end jobs with no upward mobility?

[Anonymous No.50533405]

>>50530115
I would lick that paint off her

[Anonymous No.50533428]

>>50533405

That's not paint bro that's my mustard jizz.

[Anonymous No.50533487]

>>50530345
the seal died from the cleaners they were using. His flesh rotted off and they didn't give him the antibiotics to save him. Pretty brutal death even for a seal.
Good job, wagies.

[Anonymous No.50533532]

>>50532856
what do you get out of fingering little boys buttholes? Is it just a power thing or is it sexual? It's not gay if it looks like a girl right

[Anonymous No.50533551]

>>50533358
its shit and I'm leaving
>>50533532
kys pedo

[Anonymous No.50533596]

>>50533202
jannies are even lower than bajorans

[Anonymous No.50533603]

why do you guys hate wagies? someone has to do it

[Anonymous No.50533657]

>>50533405
what's her cash app?! Do you think she'd take all my money if I gave her my private keys? Would she smirk while doing it? She doesn't deserve to be working there

[Anonymous No.50533682]

>>50533603
Just a daily jew demoralization thread

[Anonymous No.50533697]

>>50533603
because waging is so depressing and soul destroying that it's almost incomprehensible that people can do it with regularity. waging is truly an activity undertaken by the peasant class. it's a bizbro's worst nightmare to be a wagie.

[Anonymous No.50533702]

>>50533657
anon..

[Anonymous No.50533716]

>>50533603
Sometimes when a situation is dire all you can do is laugh

[Anonymous No.50533741]

>>50531549
imagine being too much of a dyel to even complete basic first-job duties. If there's any mercy in this world then he an heroed by cop in a mass shooting

[Anonymous No.50533814]

What annual salary threshold (given a typical 2080-hour year not accounting for OT or second earnings) would be the "Wagie line" or the amount you would be considered a wagie if your annual income <= x ?
$60K?
$80K?
$100K?

[Anonymous No.50533930]

>>50532425
girl comforted him afterword, was a risky sly move on his part

[Anonymous No.50533999]

[Anonymous No.50534149]

>>50533657
Is that a pick of Sergey’s harem that each get 300k salary?

[Anonymous No.50534269]

>>50531703
Gunna need a sauce on this one, partner.

[Anonymous No.50534284]

>>50531566
the smug pepe photoshop on this one always makes me laugh

[Anonymous No.50534295]

>>50532094
where did this happen
i have to know holy shit

[Anonymous No.50534323]

>>50530144
for you

[Anonymous No.50534349]

>>50532756
Why wouldn't they?

[Anonymous No.50534361]

>>50530115
I can figure out what happened in that pic because I used to work in the paint department at Shithole Depot. She was filling the machines with colorant. She had the "T" (or "TL" if you started working there after the reformulated version was made) colorant (medium yellow) opened and was going to pour it in to the tint machine. It slipped out of her hands and landed on its base, propelling the colorant straight upwards and outwards.

Colorants don't dry and are an absolute bitch to clean up.

[Anonymous No.50534362]

>>50533999
Why do tip workers have such an entitled attitude?

t. non-burger

[Anonymous No.50534387]

>>50530278
she put all the brand names of brands she has deals with as an "influencer" so she gets free stuff + money as part of the sponsorship because i guess zoomers spend money on brands bc they aspire to an image

[Anonymous No.50534390]

>>50533999
Checked. Being a useless stupid bitch won’t pay her tuition either, but here we are.

[Anonymous No.50534427]

>>50530733
Coding is a priceless skill I recenlty got, crypto is also good with a little mix of gambling and could make you rich if strategic about it. Privacy is also key to not having your fingers burned in crypto

[Anonymous No.50534433]

>>50530235
kek

[Anonymous No.50534624]

>>50533082
>Shoo it away wagie

[Anonymous No.50534679]

>>50533814
when i was a cart pusher at walmart i made 11$ an hour

[Anonymous No.50534703]

>>50533814
>Do you have a boss?
>Does he tell you what to do?
>Do you do it in exchange for wages?

[Anonymous No.50534876]

>>50530205
kek, is that coffeezilla janny

[Anonymous No.50534924]

>>50530358
I think it adds character, they should keep it as is

[Anonymous No.50535033]

>>50532433
Why are you calling him "they" you can clearly see that he is a dudr

[Anonymous No.50535046]

>>50533008
Thats the sad part

[Anonymous No.50535061]

>>50533697
Yeah but you gotta start somewhere

[Anonymous No.50535086]

>>50532888
make sure they are gulf shrimp

[Anonymous No.50535102]

>>50531549
I had a job at an airport that involved emptying lavatories on the planes. The hose that connected to the shit tank came loose and I was covered in literal rich person shit (it was a private jet). I wanted to kill myself

[Anonymous No.50535171]

>>50530677
I agreed with everything in that pic years years years ago I just have no idea how to grift the system intact I'm white in a 3rd world African country they enjoy seeing suffering homeless whites.

You people have no idea how bad it's still going to get

Add to meme ungrateful wife cheats regardless of doing nothing all day being taken care of for 40 years

Literally no energy to take care of basic hygiene or improve health and fitness

Needs work another 40 years or his subscription to life will end like a Netflix contract be homeless and starve

Can't afford a children but gov looking for their taxes banks their interest

[Anonymous No.50535203]

>>50532042
Nah man, that shit is horrible. It’s fun for a few years but then you start to realize you’re in hell.

[Anonymous No.50535213]

>>50535171
LOL like just be a man and have some dignity

[Anonymous No.50535245]

>>50533657
Why does just looking at these women make me angry?

[Anonymous No.50535367]

>>50533657
>pink airpods
>puffy vaginas
>blonde rat cunts
>at least 1 curry
now go there and interact, what would your first words be /biz/?

[Anonymous No.50535483]

>>50530201
>>50530280
>>50530321

[Anonymous No.50535544]

>>50535483
Is that a tail?

[Anonymous No.50535549]

>>50534362
Servers make less than minimum wage. If they didn't get tips then that wage would be illegal. They act entitled because they legally are. Otherwise they'd have to be paid minimum wage.

It's a gamble on customer's generosity. The random good tips keeps them working there. Like a shot machine.

[Anonymous No.50535733]

>>50535549
So pay them minimum wage and don't break the law.

[Anonymous No.50535815]

>>50530201
Now repeat to yourself, "I am free!".

>>50535483
Which secretary was the good one?

[Anonymous No.50535826]

>>50530115
don't tell me she didn't like or at least found it a normal occurence after all the times she got jizzed on and in

[Anonymous No.50535855]

>>50530201
Im so happy inflation is at 9% so Jerome Powell has to hike rates to restrictive at 5% so big tech, startups, crypto ponzi schemes, banks, fintech have to "tighten" and fire all of these worthless people.

I love high interest rates.

[Anonymous No.50535910]

>>50530523
Whites live in a woods. Living in cities is nigger culture.

[Anonymous No.50535927]

>>50535910
peak cope
cities were white culture until you let (((them))) mass import animals into your country

one day they will infest your rural communities and you will cope by saying that living in the arctic is white culture

[Anonymous No.50535931]

>>50535733
It's not against the law to pay them less than min wage if they make at least min wage in tips. If they don't, then the company has to pay them whatever the difference is between what they made in tip and hourly min wage. Some restaurants only pay like $2 hourly.

[Anonymous No.50535942]

>>50535931
okay so pay them the difference. how is that the customer's problem in any way?

[Anonymous No.50535967]

>>50530201
What does a consultant do?

[Anonymous No.50535990]

>>50535942
if you are only making minimum wage as a server you'd be better off working at a grocery store making min wage + 1-2$
basically the job is not worth doing unless the tips are decent

[Anonymous No.50536024]

>>50535102
Would you have been less angry with being covered in economy class shit?

[Anonymous No.50536058]

>>50531566
>>50534284
https://youtu.be/xHJrBdr6UNc

[Anonymous No.50536094]

>>50535942
Well, in that example, $15 is probably more than min wage wherever that is, so the only problem is she thought they should have tipped more on a $200 order.

[Anonymous No.50536301]

Nobody will be ever able to explain to me what a consultant does.
>he consults
Consults on what?

[Anonymous No.50536400]

>>50532094
>She exited the store and proceeded to come back with 8 of her female family members at yell at the staff until they got their discount.
Man I remember when I worked retail this happened a surprising amount with Muslims. They would bring in their whole extended family to get a return. Pretty sure one of them put a fatwa on me after I denied his return

[Anonymous No.50536444]

>>50530201
what >>50533058 said, she isn't doing anything more complicated than shitposting

[Anonymous No.50536455]

>>50535544
A dude dressed as a woman and what you catch is the fake tail?

[Anonymous No.50536511]

>>50535990
Yes.

[Anonymous No.50536590]

>>50530201
She eats all day?

[Anonymous No.50536599]

>>50530201
Bullshit roastie job where she doesn't add any value and is a proxy-manager of actual productive staff.

Way i see the video:
> prework bullshit
> standup with her trying to justify her job and complaining about other staff not being productive
> couple of hours being a punish causing hassle for other teams wasting their time
> short lunch, followed by complaining about her short lunches and not having any time
> meeting with manager to bitch about other staff and how everyone isn't doing their job
> last minute phone calls to be a hassle and waste staff time again
> after work bullshit

She will leave work, complain about co-workers all day and post these videos to cope on her own inadequacy since she knows she doesn't add any value or produce anything of meaning.

[Anonymous No.50536620]

>>50533173
Doesn't matter, you felt something and commented. Whatever app is promoting this shit here has won.

[Anonymous No.50536687]

>>50535931
Americuck problems

[Anonymous No.50536695]

>>50533603
Because we’re all waives and it’s how we cope

[Anonymous No.50536750]

>>50535990
That's literally not the customer's problem. You just have a gambling addiction.

[Anonymous No.50536751]

>>50530201
>2h30 for a daily
???

[Anonymous No.50536757]

>>50532756
>he's never sucked a minion off
lmaoing@ur life

[Anonymous No.50536847]

>>50536599
What is a "standup"?

[Anonymous No.50536943]

>>50536847
a daily/standup/daily standup is a short team meeting at the start of the day where you and your team members quickly talk about how what you worked on yesterday came along and what you're gonna work on today. it usually takes 10-15 minutes tops if you're doing it right.
the practice comes from scrum and is common in software dev to improve team communication and keep people more productive because subconsciously you don't want to look lazy to your coworkers.

[Anonymous No.50536959]

>>50530115
The empowerment just blasts from the picture
>tfw she prefers to work shitty job to suck chad cock on weekends then be a mother and wife to a similarly to her average man

[Anonymous No.50537020]

>>50535931
>>50535549
Wrong. In many US states, server have to make the normal minimum wage, before any tips. California, Minnesota and Washington are examples

[Anonymous No.50537052]

>>50536943
seems like a waste of time, not just one persons time everyone involved in that standup. at the end of the day only the results matter. whats the point of trying to make your "work" look important because I imagine thats what everyone does in these meetings.

[Anonymous No.50537070]

>>50536599
Bro I do "productive" work in STEM and this is like half my day - complaining about people not working hard enough, shooting the sbit with people, etc. Work is just not that hard, we really should just be working 20-25 hours a week.

[Anonymous No.50537115]

>>50530201
fucking soulless

[Anonymous No.50537133]

>>50535967
consult

[Anonymous No.50537144]

>>50530115
kek

[Anonymous No.50537157]

>>50537052
Nah you are wrong there. I work now with a scrum girl that is top notch and a 15 people team and the meetings are pretty usefull for allign topics and get help if you are stuck or avoid duplicate work, 10-15 min max pretty worth it

[Anonymous No.50537237]

>>50537052
i'd argue that it does contribute to producing results more quickly. you're always sorta aware what your team members are working on, whether there's any conflict between your work and that of a team member, and how you'll resolve it.
it also helps new people to learn about processes and components of the job that they haven't touched yet.
basically, it makes lots of sense for software jobs where there's a lot of potential for conflicts and lots of interdependencies between people. if people work mostly in isolation, then dailies also lose much of their usefulness.

[Anonymous No.50537243]

>>50530201
Ngl Id hate to have this kinda life, its about as eventful as watching paint

[Anonymous No.50537245]

>>50531703
Probably not. She more or less is a contractor that "consults" for companies and if they're done with her, they cancel the contract and she gets sent elsewhere.
t. found her linkedin

[Anonymous No.50537254]

>>50537157
15 people teams seem to large for dailies to be particularly effective desu

[Anonymous No.50537281]

>>50537243
i know a few people who work these kinda "80% of my day is meetings" jobs and they all hate the shit out of it.

[Anonymous No.50537286]

>>50535483
I need to hire a secretary soon
I wonder if it's better to get a hot chick like this or an older uglier chick who knows what she's doing.
The shit I need done isn't hard or complicated at all, I just don't have time for it.

[Anonymous No.50537845]

>>50530380
>seeing anger in a completely normal post
Just how miserable are you in life?

[Anonymous No.50537955]

>>50537245
Post links

[Anonymous No.50537963]

>>50532756
they drink way too much coffee

[Anonymous No.50537982]

>>50535367
Sneed

[Anonymous No.50537988]

>>50533603
I am a wagie myself and understand the hatred. We enable this clown world and essentially keep its wheels turning.

[Anonymous No.50538013]

>>50537133
So consultants are like motivational coaches or what?

[Anonymous No.50538050]

>>50530115
Bros...I'm in love

[Anonymous No.50538082]

>>50537286
Get an older one. If you wanna mess around in the office don't do it with the secretary. You get a secretary to cover for you and be on a lookout while you do your stuff.

[Anonymous No.50538088]

>>50536750
it was a shit idea that never worked. It was supposed to add some meritocracy into it so the best waiters would get nice tips, but in reality they are shoving this shit idea into the customer that usually don't give a damn(and shouldn't need to)

[Anonymous No.50538196]

>>50533999
bitch should have gotten 0. fuck tipping and fuck people who think they should get good pay for walking 10 feet to bring food to someone

[Anonymous No.50538226]

>>50537988
So much this. If wagies realized their power it would be over

[Anonymous No.50538466]

>>50535245
bunch of good for nothing whores dressed up to an useless occasion, talking nonsense with their brain filed with retarded ideas that end up making them supoorting brain dead political movements turning the world into a refugee tent and making it hell for everyone. this is a pathetic display no matter how you look at it and inherently you realize this is severely wrong just by a quick glance.

[Anonymous No.50538618]

You guys are fucking retarded
>>50531558
>>50531982
>>50533487

[Anonymous No.50538691]

>>50532888

[Anonymous No.50539397]

>>50533603
I would rather be a fucking hobo than to subject myself to the kind of garbage wagies go through. It's because they accept this that the world is as bad as it is.

It's not the job, it's the abject humiliation they accept. Fucking SERFS had more respect than these people.

[Anonymous No.50539444]

>>50531547
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.50539531]

>>50532346
Lmao good catch