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february 2020
> 17 years old
> skinny
> friendless khhv loser
> no job
> live in australia so bad covid lockdowns
> bored as fuck and stay at home all day long
> vow to improve my life to become chad
> just started lifting
> still skinny and weak
> dont get any bitches
> want to moneymaxx
> find /biz/
> convince my parents to give me $5,000to put into solana cause it seemed legit
> want to get better gym gains
> start ordering steroids from overseas
> promise myself in a few years I will be a shredded cunt and rich from trading crypto

july 2022
> 19 now
> 2 years into blasting and cruising plus a few mk677 and tren cycles and melanotan 2
> consistently been doing a brosplit for 2 years
> biggest guy at my gym
> mog everyone
> im 6'3 btw
> every girl there gets dripping wet when looking at me
> have 17yr old 10/10 gf who lets me hit raw whenever I want (legal in australia where I live)
> also got decently rich from crypto
> early investor in SOL and also bought LUNA and AVAX before they got pumped by VCs
> already basically retired
> bought a new flat in downtown brisbane ($2m AUD btw)
> just closed on beachfront condo on gold coast
> new BMW i8


Be honest how jealous of me are you all? I dont really use 4chan all that often except for getting advice on trading and roids but feeling kinda cocky today so wanted to come here and torment some incels.

>> No.50529614

>>50529576
didn't read, but congrats anon

>> No.50529624

>>50529576
>steroids
you'll be dead by 40

>> No.50529636

i believe you

>> No.50529644

>>50529576
>Roids
Lol

>> No.50529646

>roiding for this
eh

>> No.50529657

>>50529576
Didn’t read but I hope you are less insecure now - you finally look very attractive to other homos so I’m sure you can find the right fella now

>> No.50529664
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50529664

>>50529646
>>50529644
>>50529624
get mogged

you cant touch me, Im like a god

>> No.50529671
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50529671

Should have stopped at middle picture. Rights picture might technically be stronger but aesthetically it's tacky and not that attractive.

>> No.50529678

>>50529576
why isn't your face and head aging?
does roids cause this?
imagine being jacked with tiny pubescent head. what He'll bro I'm sorry

>> No.50529679
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50529679

Ok

>> No.50529681

>>50529576
if this is real you should have stopped 75% of the way to the middle pic you look like a looney troons character

>> No.50529683

>>50529576
I remember you from lookism
Do you know why the site went down?
I heard the preference dude went to jail for fucking his sister

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50529689

>>50529657
>Didn’t read but I hope you are less insecure now - you finally look very attractive to other homos so I’m sure you can find the right fella now
kek, funny but I actually just got done fucking my 17yr old gf in the gym bathrooms, she let me cum inside raw, shit was cash

>> No.50529697

>>50529576
Different face

>> No.50529705

>>50529664
Gods don't need roids

>> No.50529707

>>50529576
maybe take this blogpost to /fit/ or /b/?

didn't read but either way congrats anon i hope you're happy and someone said you're doing roids, don't do that bro

>> No.50529708

>>50529664
do you think he misses having balls?

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50529710

>>50529671
Nah I get way more IOIs now

Every girl from my gym is trying to slide into my dms

>> No.50529714

>>50529681
this

>> No.50529718

>>50529576
Nice what synthol do you use?