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50521826 No.50521826 [Reply] [Original]

I deliberately pay too much in taxes so I get the money back next year from tax services.
My dopamine receptors are too fried to actually save up manually.

>> No.50521860

Either get psychological help because it sounds you have serious problems or ask your bank or a professional to invest that money for you.

>> No.50521972

>>50521826
that's fucking brilliant, it's like investing in bonds without getting any interest paid, which simplifies your taxes in the following year even more.

>> No.50522602

What's stopping you from setting up automatic withdrawals from your checking account so you 'pay yourself' directly

>> No.50522646

>I loan money to the government at 0% interest because I’m too retarded to just save up
There’s a sucker born every minute.

>> No.50523355

>>50521826
I feel you bro

the exorbitant amount I have to pay in rent and taxes literally forces me to invest because money is not enough, I need at the end of this month lace to give enough to at least eat

>> No.50523869

>>50521826
> gives the government an interest free loan

nice work anon, the government prolly needs the money more than you do.

>> No.50526055
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50526055

buy $champ anon
you know you want to
think about the possibilities
it's a videogame, about football... collecting cards...
all the right buttons anon.. think about it... why save if you could die tomorrow...

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50526076

>>50526055
Anon are you okay? Why are you sweating so much...?

>> No.50526086

>>50521860
This. It really does sound like some sort of ludopathy or something.

>> No.50526093

>>50526055
>>50526076
OOOOOOOOOoOoOOoOoO YOU NOW WANT TO BET ALL YOUR SPARE MONEY ON LINK OooOooOOO

>> No.50526095
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50526095

>>50522646
>ders a suckah born evry minute im a winnah baby

>> No.50526142

>>50521826
if you dont seek help your life will spiral out of control one day anon.

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>>50526076
>>50526055

Mmmmm!!!