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>mt gox and quadriga are the two biggest and most trusted exchanges
>gold is at $50k and silver is at $5k
>eth is at $250k and has no fees
>link is at $1000
>the federal reserve is run by chad white nationalists with blond hair and blue eyes, working hard to make the economy better
>inflation is hence non-existent
>xmr turned out to be an nsa glowie project and dumped to 0
>craig wright is satoshi, signs multiple times a day, isn't a glowie, is pro-crypto and pro-anonymity, bsv and bch doesn't exist
>but doge flipped btc and eth, and is at $1 million
>btc is at $900k
>"plan b" guy is discredited as a fudder
>"/bcg/ - bitconnect general" threads each day
>holochain is a great coin, doesn't suck
>the sadcat is happy and knows exactly what to do
>you've made it
>the jannies have massive paychecks
>they promptly delete all jeet scamcoin spam etc
>they have a thorough understanding of board culture
>they not only allow but encourage funposting

>> No.50517166

>>50517096
>waaaaa guys you told me Bitcoin was going to $899k and my short got liquidated
>$100B is middle class
>I live with my mom and am a crypto billionaire, how do I get a girlfriend?
>etc etc etc

>> No.50517688

that could of been this reality if it wasn't for the jews

>> No.50517719

>>50517688
checked and I miss him bros

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>>50517688
:( Why is reality so depressing bros?

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>>50518230
> a video called "The Führer Is In All Our Hearts"
https://files.catbox.moe/5jgdpo.webm

>> No.50518731

>>50517096
>cardano led the web3 space as the first chain to implement smart contracts
>the algorithmic stabilization of UST proved to be reliable enough that it leads the stable coin market ahead of Tether and USDC, Luna is at $4000
>defi is used by actual companies as a relevant alternative to cefi and not just a bunch of VCs trying to find a greater fool
>Sam got a job at Morgan Stanley and earned $350,000 at their commodities desk last year