Skipping a team building event

[Anonymous No.50509782]

I need advice my WFH brothers in the tech industry. My company is having a week long team building event next week and I simply cannot go. I somehow left it to the last possible day to deal with this because I am so burned out that I can't plan more than a day or two ahead. I really don't want to go because I can't stand talking to my coworkers and also I'm worried that the company will find out I didn't take the vaxx and fire me since they have a mandate that I've just been ignoring. I am desperate at this point friends. I shouldn't really give a shit about losing this job because I hate it and I have enough money saved up to just neet for a few years before killing myself, but if I get fired I'll have to tell my parents and having to talk to them is absolute torture because they hate me for not being a CEO or something. Should I just tell my boss that I can't go because I'm scared of the coof? He already knows I don't really care about it, but he might just overlook that because he knows the company needs me. I guess I could fake a covid test, but I don't even know where to get a test. I am seriously considering just ending it, I hate that my life has been reduced to begging a company not to fire me from a job I hate because they want me to go drink with a bunch of boring middle aged men who have nothing to talk about

[Anonymous No.50509839]

>>50509782
Just tell them that you have a fever and cough and took a home covid test that gave a positive.

[Anonymous No.50509930]

[Anonymous No.50509954]

>>50509782
Anon, stop being a fucking pussy. Man up, clench your teeth and suffer through it. If they ask for a vax card say you left it at home

[Anonymous No.50510061]

Buy some makeup and paint some bruises on your toes/feet/ankle. Tell them you have a injury and your doctor recommended two week rest.

[Anonymous No.50510084]

>>50509930
Thank you brother, that is a beautiful edit
>>50509839
>>50509954
I am probably going to go with the fake positive test I guess. I will be expected to drink if I go and I can't contain just how much of a mental case I am when I drink. I can't stop being a pussy, I am just too fucking fried. It take all my strength not to just steer into oncoming traffic everytime I drive anywhere

[Anonymous No.50510394]

>>50509782
>week long team building event
fuck that 1 day, ok just go, but a week? wtf are they thinking. you work for fagman cult?

[Anonymous No.50510415]

>>50509782
tell them your boyfriend had a heart attack while you two were having methamphetamine fueled gay sex

[Anonymous No.50511152]

>>50509930
jesus fuck this one hits hard

[Anonymous No.50511226]

>>50509782
Just grow a pair, quit your shit job and tell your Asian parents to fuck off and let you be happy.

[Anonymous No.50511233]

>>50509782
Just go, you’re catastrophizing

[Anonymous No.50511679]

>>50510084
Tell them you can't go because there will be alcohol there and it is triggering to you.

[Anonymous No.50512503]

>>50509782
Yo nigger fuck regae fest. Ive been getting asked to go by 5 different people.

I don’t know anything about my job and I am high all day long.

I hope these niggers fire me so i can neet for 6months on gibs and learn to sail.

Fuck being a pussy and tell them that you have family obligations.

[Anonymous No.50514399]

>>50509930
fucking based

[Anonymous No.50514484]

>>50510084

Dude maybe you should step back and like go to therapy or see a psychiatrist and try some pharmaceuticals something lol... you don't HAVE to be/feel this way

[Anonymous No.50514503]

Aww what's wrong baggie? Your GME didn't MOASS at the splivvy?

[Anonymous No.50514592]

>>50509782
You're overthinking it, but I know that feel desu. Go or no go, you will decide it yourself and we're not going to change your mind, do whatever the fuck you want. But deep down you know that at some point you're going to have to face up your problems. Either you kill yourself or you start taking life seriously and own up to it. Seek help and fix yourself. If you kill yourself you're a pussy.

[Anonymous No.50514929]

>>50509782
>yo boss man sorry I cant make it today I got mad diarrhea fr fr

[Anonymous No.50516813]

>>50509782
>have job
>anon you dont need to do job today you need to socialise
>nooooooo i want my computer wahhhh wahhhh im going to kill myself because of reasons no one understands me life is so unfair
do your fucking job anon. life is hard enough as it is.

[Anonymous No.50516935]

>>50510084
skip it anon. or you could just start coughing a bunch on the first day and, if they are as faggy as my tech coworkers are, they will be eyeing you and trying to hive-mind guilt you into quarantining. let them make the decision for you. nobody will question that you got a positive home test