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>> No.50507817
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50507817

>just trust me bro

>> No.50507819
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50507819

>>50507785
why is a bot posting this 3 times a day? whats the motive here?

>> No.50507828

>>50507785
I bought a put on them and it expired. Lost 1k. How do we know when it will go bankrupt? Also if I put a put on a company going bankrupt and it indeed goes to zero, I keep all of the profit?

>> No.50507891

>>50507828
he didn't buy snapchat puts ....

>> No.50507948

With the % they charge on stuff I bet them having more than 2 users could fund them for the next years. So if you want to know if they might go bankrupt just check if they have more than 2 users

>> No.50508006

>sam trying so hard to taint CB reputation

>> No.50508157

>>50507785
Just 14 more 100 day batches

>> No.50508331

>>50507785
CB hasn't engaged in anything even close to risky, their margins are high, and their operating expenses are pretty minimal. I don't know how anyone could believe this shit.

>> No.50508503

>>50508331
yeah keep believing

>> No.50508552

>>50508503
Show proofs

>> No.50508737

>>50508331
well they went on a hiring freeze and stopped their referral program

>> No.50509092

ill believe it
when i see it
until then
go fuck yourself satoshi

>> No.50509164

>>50507819
>anon browsing /biz/ sees post
>anon posts on Twitter
>bigger Twitter people see post
>bigger Twitter people post about it
>rumors begin to trend
>panic selling ensues
>cheap crypto achieved
There’s your motive

>> No.50509183

>>50507828
no, you probaby get deposed for suspected insider trading and then you can meme the corporate attorneys into submission irl

>> No.50509200

>>50507785
good, fuck jewbase

>> No.50509312

>>50507785
Fud

>> No.50509437

>>50508737
We're entering an economic downturn. That behavior is normal and shows good foresight.

>> No.50509601
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>>50507785
shalom Sam

>> No.50510790

>>50507819
SBF trying to cause runs on his competitors so he can slurp market share

>> No.50510810

Just2weeksx14

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>>50507819
Remember that time Walmart announced that they were accepting Litecoin for purchases? LTC was up +25% in like an hour before it was confirmed to be fake. Pic related.

Pic related was that candle.

>> No.50510979

>>50507785
>thinks this is CB first bear market

>> No.50511126
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50511126

We know. Maybe if they listed MY coin (ticker $CHAMP) things would have been different for them. Oh well!

>> No.50511137

>>50511126
sometimes i wonder what are the prerequisites to get listed there unironically

>> No.50511141

>>50509092
>Satoshi
Wait what?

>> No.50512279

>>50507785
Craig Wright, please, stop shilling on 4chin.

>> No.50512375

>>50508331
Agreed, and they no exposure to defi

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>>50507785
Check the charts kiddo

>> No.50512665
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these assholes stole 82 cents from me, you dont know how pissed off I am. I feel for the anons who lost more, rip. theres also a glitch where you hit convert all and not all coins are converted. customer service is shit, fuck em

>> No.50513274

>>50507785
>100 days
2 weeks
the whole world will be declaring bankruptcy in the next 100 days

>> No.50513938

>>50507785
I was thinking of putting a little money in so I could figure out how to buy LBRY. I figure the suit will either succeed of fail and it would be more than a x2 if it fails. But if they're gonna bankrupt maybe I won't.

>> No.50515194

>>50507819
sam wants you to panic and move to FTX
fuck dem jews.

>> No.50515251

>>50515194

This. FUCK FTX, FUCK SOL, and FUCK BANKMAN.

>> No.50516502

>>50512665
They rugged $30 in card rewards from me. Support won't help. I switched to Gemini

>> No.50518631

>>50508737
Probably just cutting unnecessary spending, they already have enough jeets.

>> No.50519315

>>50507785

>Says the guy who doesn't even have a job.

>> No.50519346

If Coinbase went bankrupt, would my Coinbase wallet be safe?

>> No.50519395

>>50508737

The company is in a much better place than it was a month ago. It has a cut a lot of dead weight that was dragging it down and eating into the bottom line. People who are saying it will go bankrupt have a hard on for watching the world burn. Do you even realize what would happen if it did? 90% of the crypto economy would be finished.

Source: I work there

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50519404

look up fraud in the dictionary

>> No.50519410

>>50507819
this like likely FTX's doing.
Remember CZ mentioned FTX was making rumors about him/binance.
They are more than likely targeting cb too.

>> No.50521070

>>50508331
They stopped BSV withdrawals
Even though they never allowed trading it
Segwit fucked their business up
Cos people who bought BTC after it forked Segwit into the protocol never actually owned Bitcoin
Armstrong is gonna see jailtime
cap this

>> No.50521212

>>50519395
based insider bro
whats the next token they're listing?

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>>50507785
I trust bro, I trust.
Now, if you could just trust me and lend me $50, I promise I'll pay you back.
Trust me.

>> No.50522691

>>50507785
Sam BankmanFried is a faggot that loves sucking on penis. The media will release the evidence in the next 100 days.

>> No.50522705

>>50522168
wholesome turtle bro.

>> No.50523041

>>50507828
it's not going bankrupt you faggot. billions in cash reserves. kek. how stupid are you really?

>> No.50523056

>>50508737
google, uber, facebook also are on a hiring freeze?
are google, uber and facebook going bankrupt soon too?
you idiotic moron

>> No.50523307

The likely hood of this is unlikely.
All public and many private companies are cutting their force by 10% or making it so hostile to work there that they leave. It's just what they do. Nobody doesn't see a recession.

>> No.50523364

>>50507785
Glad I deleted my account, I'm buying BTC from ATMs for now on.

>> No.50523402

>>50523041
>t. someone who can’t comprehend where that money came from in the first place
it’s called a balance sheet anon

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>>50507785
A coincidence that 100 days from now is Halloween.

>> No.50525365

>>50507785
Oh no. I might lose my 5 bucks?

>> No.50526829
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50526829

That's what you get for not publishing QOM in your listings. Now you and your 3 remaining employees shall sink. The will of Allah says so.

>> No.50526836

>>50511126
>>50526829
Based